How about this I will buy 10 t shirts and ship them to my crappy crackden apartment in the US. If you do one show in Texas not Austin. This is attempt number I have lost count over 8 years Oh now I get it he's never going to go on a plane now because of this😂
I flew out of Afghanistan on a civilian plane, and the part of the waiting area was just open air because part of the building had collapsed, and it was snowing hard as fuck. 10/10. Never seen harder working pilots. Dude drove his own fuel truck to the plane and filled it up himself.
@@krissteel4074 When checking in they had a small bathroom floor scale to weigh everything. So you'd step on then weigh, then grab your luggage then weigh. There was a guy with a phone calculator adding up all the numbers. Still a great time. No food but there was a guy selling rugs so that was cool.
@@H2o3G2a Honestly though. The whole experience was crazy and there's more to the story of Afghanistan airport that was as equally weird/funny. But the second I landed in Turkey and America I was like ah ya this is the shithole I remember. I can deal with snow and sketchy planes but goddamn the second I see massive lines and TSA I think yup this is the real Hell.
9:45 As a Bangladeshi who has gone to many gas station toilets in the country the very thought of an airport with worse toilets than some place called "Bangla Rd" terrifies me
Driving to Sydney airport is an incredible experience. I either pay $45 to get there in an hour with tolls or I drive about 7 hours through Newtown to get there. Then I can spend about 3 hours finding the carpark, spend $55 for a 15 minutes of parking, spend about 45 minutes trying to find a parking space and then finally finding a spot thats 42km away from the terminal building
I've been to Wagga Wagga airport. That was literally a shed in a paddock. Baggage drop was just a hole cut into the wall where you dump your bag through and the staff grab from the other side.
You're dead on about a woman complaining... I stood in line at Tassie airport while the screaming woman in front of me started yelling out "I NEED TO GET BACK TO MELBOURNE, I NEED TO GO GET ME ABORTION.... YOU GONNA COMPENSATE ME FOR THAT!!!!"
fun fact: reason they got all them dogs at the Hobart airport is cause Tasmania is the world's single largest producer of legal opium poppies. Literally half of the opioid epidemic in the US was shipped directly from Tasmania.
@madprunes believe it or not, they didn't. It was all fluff pieces. They destroyed OLD poppies. They'd already been harvested. Now they've even moved on to Meth. Cheaper/faster to make.
Lol that's not true. The dogs mostly just smell for fruits veg and meat. We have very strict biosecurity in Tassie. Yeah we produce like a third of the world's opium but the dogs only smell cunts coming IN so what the hell they gonna do
Flew Tullamarine to Newcastle.. Had 2x 6 packs of beer in my carry on. Told the guy at the customs scanner.. He then pick my bag up to chest height.. stares right at me and drops it.. does it two more times and then says he's disappointed none of them broke.. what a pole smoker
Fun fact about air traffic control at Perth, it's all done from Melbourne, the ATC tower at Perth is an emergency failover site and is normally unmanned.
@@mycosys because nothing replaces real people on site. I know ppl personally who work in air traffic control and they alll say its a good idea in practice - bad can be a very bad idea in some circumstances. Like all things. Scale back staff, it is never better.
An example is Myrmecia ants. Tasmania has its own, but because they're an expensive pet to buy, people are tempted to sell them to Tasmanians, who want a wider range of choices of species
@@redline3045if you replace the word with, with the word of, you might just have a sentence worth reading rather than something on par with the reviews.
Gold coast now runs for the worst airport for design...so pass through security to domestic to get to international, buy some overpriced drinks for the flight..walk to international and what's that a second security screening point and all drinks bought in the domestic area are now deemed not flight safe. What the actual fuck. Poor form
Perth fucks up all the time and puts domestic flights into the international and then refuses to give your luggage back because you left the Viagra in your check in bag
The funniest thing about airports for me as a Tasmania, is when I’m flying home and visitors freak out over the dogs thinking that they are checking you for drugs. They’re not. They are looking for fruit. They want to check that you don’t have any organics that could be carrying fruit fly into the state.
My first time flying was probably a standard amount of suckage, maybe much less compared to others. Had to throw away my perfume cause it was too much fluid and couldn't be carryon luggage. I'd never flown before, because I was poor LOL never travelled really at all, so only flew as an adult. In my naivety, I didn't think perfume would be seen as a potential terroristic threat? I'm now more than very aware of the difficulties of flying on a personal basis now...
Well if the complaint about the dogs doing the bio security checks at Hobart airport scared the writer into thinking the airport was unfriendly, they could have travelled by ferry to Devonport instead. They have different dogs to greet you there. One checked out my car and got stuck into the peanuts I had on the passenger seat, the little f***. He was a very cute Beagle though, so I still prefer him to the scared writer about Hobart airport.
(Edited) At school, I was taught that a haiku only had 5 syllables for line one, then 7 in line two, and then back to 5 again for line 3. For example: No-suit-case-in-sight (5) Perth-Air-Port-has-just-one-job (7) Load-and-un-load-planes (5) It appears I've started a massive war in the comments below, so my apologies for that. I'm no haiku expert, but I think the original commenter made an error.
@@Azmania3000 @Azmania3000 I made a haiku about a volcano in grade 5 or 6 that I still remember. I thought they only had 3 phrases. Anyway, this is the haiku I made up, if you're interested: Fi-re-works-a-light Smoke-es-capes-like-lea-king-gas Vol-ca-no re-born
There's really only 3 working airports in the entire country and that's Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane. The rest of the country doesn't exist, oh Perth sometimes exists. Mad dog
3…. It’s The same amount of people that don’t complain in Australia. There’s bigger problems in the world than waiting to board a plane…… get a life or a rope
@@ht8286 Flew from Esperance to Perth with a stop at Ravensthorp once Esperance is tiny but really nice .....Ravensthorp though ...i thought i was going to die probably because the run way was a dirt track and the plane fishtailed on the landing almost 180 degrees and all the people in the town look like they have been exposed to lead poisoning for 30 years then decided to take up meth
wow its been like 20 years since i heard that term for a water fountain... a bubbler... oh sorry it was a bubular... in sydney's public school that i went to from primary 2 to primary 4 they only had them inside the toilets... now that i am grown up and think about it... its fucking weird that the bubbler was inside the toilets.... but the kids usually use the taps outside that are placed randomly around the school instead since they were more conveniently placed around where people are usually...
There is not a more vile toilet then the one at Venice Beach, California i kid you not i took one look at it and was sure i was in HELL! I can still smell it and that was 22 years ago.
Been the bali airport, i recommend using the toilet before going leaving. Its literally a hole you squat in. For a city that has locals and Aussies you'd think the toilets at a busy airport would be you know up to standard
I flew on the airplane once back from Central America at like 2:00 in the morning and I heard the thing on there that you never want to hear. " is there anyone on board that is a doctor" "😂 nope not ever on Spirit Airlines at 2:00 a.m."
Mate you should see the Mount Beauty airport. The 2 original hangers are 80 years old and rusting apart, yet still in use. And it's next to a sewerage farm.
I never thought I would feel such gratitude for the Portland (Oregon) airport, considering it's the only reason I ever go to the city anymore, and with great reluctance at that - but somehow it's what you've done here. So thanks, Australian Airport Reviewers. 👏👏👏
Seriously, Brisbane Airport is in a swamp, not a paddock. "When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a Airport on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest Airport in all of Brisbane."
@@Brakiros I thought the 2nd runway was deeper in the swamp. Port of Brisbane is soon to be a new land bridge to Moreton Island and onward to the Solomon Islands.
I once witnessed a man strip down completely naked at the arrival area of my local airport and run from security..... he got tackled onto the asphalt and the sound he made was indescribable.... I can still hear it 2 years later
8:25 I gonna say this short cus I don’t want to dox my self and I know you will like it. When I was in Perth airport idk why I did this time stamp just reminded me of the story. As I was saying when I was in Perth airport with my rugby team one of there moms who wanted to come with thought it would be smart bring 20 oranges 9 bananas and 6 apples and other stuff and a sniffer dog comes past and smells it, they start trying to pat the dog saying it’s cute then the K9 officer starts talking on there radio and then ask. “What’s in the bag” she in her infinite wisdom says “just snacks” so she gets here back taken and she has to go with it they come back 5 min later and say “who’s hungry because we can’t bring the food” so a few of us where eating and yes she had meat and seeds and stuff like that as well unsealed. Her son ended up getting called uncle g wagon (that’s uninvolved). I think I was lying about it being short
Adelaide and Launceston are like the most chill airports I've had to go through (for the most part) i just had a trip from Adl to Tas with a stop in Melbourne and everytime i had to go through security i was able to get through with a lighter in my pocket and a blade in my carry-on backpack with no issues, but my xbox in the same backpack caused such a hullabaloo because "this device seems far more dense than it should and we need to check you arent bringing a bomb interstate" like how can an xbox be an issue but not the knife one pocket over or the flammable device in my pocket.
I agree with your take on Perth, wondering why it is there. I'm Perth born and bred. Well not bred, my parents had just got off the boat. Perth airport is ok, 3.6 Roetgen. Generally the next stop from Perth is Singapore Changi, now that place is an airport. I'd move in if they'd let me.
Gotta love the la experience of flying, as an la resident, I use Burbank airport for almost all flights as lax is all the way across the county and always requires you to leave ~3hrs prior to boarding to get to the airport on time, and that’s pushing it
Please for the love of god do something on Darwin airport, although recently it has surpassed the one star rating because, although it is a 24hr airport, there is finally food available past 5pm. It has been under perpetual major renovations/construction for the last 12 years and every time I've been there in the last 2 years (which would be over a dozen times) there were significant changes.
I love airports, sure the food prices are ridiculous, but it's interesting place, get to smell the odd bit of aviation gas, gotta love that Jet A1 stuff.
1:19 Meanwhile in London Heathrow there are no water taps available so you'd have to buy water from the shops or a vending machine. Bangkok airport has better water access
I mean if I'd pissed off the Australian Government to the same level and Shanksy, I too would hate airports. They must a have a monogrammed pair of blue rubber gloves with his name on them by this point. For "Random addition screening"
Very recently did Adelaide to Sydney on the first flight out of Adelaide and this is going to sound very cliche but there was only one shop open at the airport at 4.30am and it was a Soul Origin. Got to the airport early to grab some breakfast before boarding my flight and wasn't going to eat what they had. Luckily I guess the Macca's opened up around 5ish and just grabbed something from there.
Dubbo airport basically is a shed lmao Newcastle airport used to be a shed (I remember you could dine outside with the planes going past) but they've gotten all fancy with the place now. Mildura airport also had shed vibes but I flew into there when I was wasted so can't fully remember. Also it was, like, 2013 when that happened. Definitely worse places lmao
As a proud Perth citizen. The traffic will make the cities downfall. Also perth airport is pretty nice. (I may have bias as I love perth airport.) Edit: They added times to the express pick up and drop off. Not cool.
My experience at the montreal paris airports was very standard and without incident(almost, for one guy with a speaker, was resolved quickly) One thing, it was my first time, so i didnt expect how quick it went and rushed(like "GO GO GO"(exaggeration)) like it was, but its paris and Montreal, lots of tourism, should have known.
Hobart airport is nice and warm. The dog sniffing is a regular thing and I've been told by some Hobart-Melbourne regulars that they've actually managed to befriend said dog(s). The airport itself reminded me of Gladstone Airport, so I don't really know why they call it Hobart International; it's more like a small regional airport tucked away in the quaint background of Seven Mile beach (amazing spot for Aurora photography!) The SkyBus is a pain in the ass though but overall 7/10 experience.
The international bit is because the runway is long enough to take larger commercial aircraft. Why said aircraft would want to fly to Hobart, has not been clearly explained.
Adelaide airport is the best in the world. It really is. From someone who has done nearly 3/4 of the globe. Park on level 2. Stroll across the elevated walkway through a forest into the terminals. A view of the Adelaide Hills through the gate windows. Look for the 3 white telecommunication towers of Mt Lofty. Adelaide itself is a couple of light traffic kms away. All surrounded by a conservation park. A great palce to come home to.
i remember seeing friendlyjordies at sydney airport i think, it was the airport with the fish and chips but the fish tasted slightly suspicious and had enough bones for an archaeologist to discover a new species
Flown to n from a few airports around Aus. I don't know when we decided an airport aught to feel like an American strip mall teleported in from the 80's. Perth an Hobart are perfectly cromulent buildings. Sydney n Melbourne Airports are like Eascher n Dali took to much acid, had a wild night, and 9 months later left whatever happened on the side of the road infront of a bunch of guys in high vis whose only skills are jabbing shovels at thing's. Ineffectively.
Please do Centrelink reviews I mean they are a government institution to pay Aussie that don't have a job, are retired and/or disabled So your viewers would flood you with content
Late to the party: my older sister was chosen to take Mum on a birthday cruise a few years ago. On boarding, Mum got pinged by security first for her bottle of frozen water then for the knife in her bag. My sister was mortified, Mum was sad they took her 'bag knife'. It was a sheathed little blade she uses to cut food into smaller bits lol
My favorite thing about Hobart airport is that they started doing flights to New Zealand so they started calling themselves an international airport. The new Zealand flight got canned because of COVID but they still call themselves an international airport
I was on a flight back to Brisbane from Sydney and surprise surprise the flight was delayed, but instead of being delayed at the gate the entire plane was loaded and sat on the tarmac in fucking Mascot for nearly an hour. We sat on the tarmac for longer then the flight duration.
My favourite thing about Hobart is the federal police have outnumbered the passengers getting off the plane half the times I have flown in. It's like they have decided every capital airport needs the same amount of cops without considering the amount of passengers.
Living in Morphett Vale I can confirm the frequent and low chopper traffic. I thought the review was by my neighbour until I realised the name was wrong.
I once took a tiny Victorinox multitool (aka swiss army knife) through the Brisbane airport on my keyring on a trip down to Sydney no problem. I had totally forgotten it was on there. Then on my way back the Sydney airport caught it. The guy who took it seemed more upset than I was when I said he can just toss it. He told me two or three times that he could check it for me and I could collect it at the other end. The thing cost me like $3 off ebay or something.
This has made me realise that I haven't taken a single flight post-COVID that wasn't at least a little delayed, and I've flown a couple of dozen times since then. Thought I was just supremely unlucky or perhaps cursed by the gods of aviation.
Umm the dogs in Hobart are beagles which makes them infinitely cuter. And they are looking for fruit. F*king adorable! I considered it a plus of the airport
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Please do worst of international airports from overseas
Had to laugh at the t-shirt - That's how the Indonesians pronounce it. :)
No thanks
Mate, do you really believe that airport security is anything other than security theater?? 😂
How about this I will buy 10 t shirts and ship them to my crappy crackden apartment in the US.
If you do one show in Texas not Austin. This is attempt number I have lost count over 8 years
Oh now I get it he's never going to go on a plane now because of this😂
I flew out of Afghanistan on a civilian plane, and the part of the waiting area was just open air because part of the building had collapsed, and it was snowing hard as fuck. 10/10. Never seen harder working pilots. Dude drove his own fuel truck to the plane and filled it up himself.
Yeah some people have it tough, god forbid no Rotten Ronnies slop to make your fat arse even lardier at the airport
@@krissteel4074 When checking in they had a small bathroom floor scale to weigh everything. So you'd step on then weigh, then grab your luggage then weigh. There was a guy with a phone calculator adding up all the numbers. Still a great time. No food but there was a guy selling rugs so that was cool.
This made me laugh hahaha that's why travelling abroad is important. worst case grateful, best case inspirational.
@@H2o3G2a Honestly though. The whole experience was crazy and there's more to the story of Afghanistan airport that was as equally weird/funny. But the second I landed in Turkey and America I was like ah ya this is the shithole I remember. I can deal with snow and sketchy planes but goddamn the second I see massive lines and TSA I think yup this is the real Hell.
Yes but was there a bubular
9:45 As a Bangladeshi who has gone to many gas station toilets in the country the very thought of an airport with worse toilets than some place called "Bangla Rd" terrifies me
Ey ey bhaiiiiii
Driving to Sydney airport is an incredible experience. I either pay $45 to get there in an hour with tolls or I drive about 7 hours through Newtown to get there. Then I can spend about 3 hours finding the carpark, spend $55 for a 15 minutes of parking, spend about 45 minutes trying to find a parking space and then finally finding a spot thats 42km away from the terminal building
and then get fined $200 for spelling your name wrong in the parking machine
This is why i catch the train
You could walk.
Hence why I flew from newcastle.........also....... fuck driving in sydney. One you're off the major highways, that place is FUCKED to drive.
@@goddepersonno3782 You need to enter your name to get parking in Australia?
I've been to Wagga Wagga airport. That was literally a shed in a paddock. Baggage drop was just a hole cut into the wall where you dump your bag through and the staff grab from the other side.
Ah, rural luxury…
To be fair that is the most barebones explanation of every airport on the planet
That's every rural airport in Australia
@@kremepye3613nah Tamworth’s pretty good
You're dead on about a woman complaining... I stood in line at Tassie airport while the screaming woman in front of me started yelling out
"I NEED TO GET BACK TO MELBOURNE, I NEED TO GO GET ME ABORTION.... YOU GONNA COMPENSATE ME FOR THAT!!!!"
White people are fking hilarious
Airports in Aus are great
Wow
Why doesn’t she just antagonise a Kangaroo and get it done for free?
You leave the Premier's wife out of this. (Also bloody rare for a Tassie bogan to get a desperately-necessary abortion, so, a win there).
Her mum must have missed the plane.
fun fact: reason they got all them dogs at the Hobart airport is cause Tasmania is the world's single largest producer of legal opium poppies. Literally half of the opioid epidemic in the US was shipped directly from Tasmania.
@@stuartstibbs2069 opiates, apples, and metal ore are also up there. Also most of the devils are dead.
No that's Afghanistan
@@shaneashley5463 they said legal, also Myanmar passed Afghanistan after the talaban made it illegal and killed the industry
@madprunes believe it or not, they didn't. It was all fluff pieces. They destroyed OLD poppies. They'd already been harvested. Now they've even moved on to Meth. Cheaper/faster to make.
Lol that's not true. The dogs mostly just smell for fruits veg and meat. We have very strict biosecurity in Tassie. Yeah we produce like a third of the world's opium but the dogs only smell cunts coming IN so what the hell they gonna do
Flew Tullamarine to Newcastle..
Had 2x 6 packs of beer in my carry on.
Told the guy at the customs scanner..
He then pick my bag up to chest height.. stares right at me and drops it.. does it two more times and then says he's disappointed none of them broke.. what a pole smoker
No business class lounge at Newie. Fun fact. If there is no lounge at departure you can use it at destination. If there is one.
@@smilingjack7622 Why would anyone want to hang around in an airport lounge at their destination?
Fun fact about air traffic control at Perth, it's all done from Melbourne, the ATC tower at Perth is an emergency failover site and is normally unmanned.
ATC workers need more alcohol
Thats so criminal
@@roxannlegg750 in what way?
@@mycosys because nothing replaces real people on site. I know ppl personally who work in air traffic control and they alll say its a good idea in practice - bad can be a very bad idea in some circumstances. Like all things. Scale back staff, it is never better.
I mean I wouldn't want to give birth to my cousin's baby either
The dog at Hobart airport is to stop people accidentally bringing in pest insects and destroying the agriculture
Me coming in with pest insect eggs stuck to the bottom of my shoe
The place is already destroyed and it wasn’t the insect…….but if you swap the places with the s and c 🤔
An example is Myrmecia ants. Tasmania has its own, but because they're an expensive pet to buy, people are tempted to sell them to Tasmanians, who want a wider range of choices of species
@@redline3045if you replace the word with, with the word of, you might just have a sentence worth reading rather than something on par with the reviews.
@@madprunes one look at your profile picture and it explains your defence.
The choppers in Adelaide (at night) are almost always SAPOL.
Or it's the MedStar helicopter taking someone to the RAH.
My poor rattling windows, like 200 days a year
Especially around the Morphett Vale / Hackham / Christies Beach area.
@@spooderman3425 it’s almost never that.
@@inz1 Except when it is.
Gold coast now runs for the worst airport for design...so pass through security to domestic to get to international, buy some overpriced drinks for the flight..walk to international and what's that a second security screening point and all drinks bought in the domestic area are now deemed not flight safe. What the actual fuck. Poor form
Perth fucks up all the time and puts domestic flights into the international and then refuses to give your luggage back because you left the Viagra in your check in bag
That's the system working as intended
@@redhel explain how mate
@@cheeseontoastbrahtaking people's money..
@4EVERFAD3D well it's certainly doing that and not much else
The funniest thing about airports for me as a Tasmania, is when I’m flying home and visitors freak out over the dogs thinking that they are checking you for drugs. They’re not. They are looking for fruit. They want to check that you don’t have any organics that could be carrying fruit fly into the state.
The paragraph about the guy complaining about bringing a knife on a plane is gold
“To find a small pocket knife”
The disappointment of it being found on him was priceless through the review
Wait until you go to Tennant Creek airport, it's literally a glorified shed.
Please, stories!!!
@@bexactlyyy They've got one plane and they're very proud of it!
Is the baggage claim still a trolley next to the shed?
@@thericesquad Only been there once. Just checked updated photos of the airport, it's now a fancy airconditioned shed.
Try Ngukur airport its just basically a waiting shed lol
My first time flying was probably a standard amount of suckage, maybe much less compared to others. Had to throw away my perfume cause it was too much fluid and couldn't be carryon luggage. I'd never flown before, because I was poor LOL never travelled really at all, so only flew as an adult. In my naivety, I didn't think perfume would be seen as a potential terroristic threat? I'm now more than very aware of the difficulties of flying on a personal basis now...
FYI the dog sniffing at Hobart/Launceston airport is not for drugs.
Fruits?
@@Mikeypy fruits, veggies, seeds etc.
std's?
@@myopinion69420 ohhh.. I thought you were heading in a different direction
@@dan271291huh
To anyone worried about the time limit in the drop off at Perth airport you can stay in long term parking for an hour at no cost
the extra 55 minutes are for the extra time it takes to walk to and from the terminal
The two minute bus from the train station to the terminal is a nightmare
@@ht8286 right! the terminals are super close together too
Well if the complaint about the dogs doing the bio security checks at Hobart airport scared the writer into thinking the airport was unfriendly, they could have travelled by ferry to Devonport instead. They have different dogs to greet you there. One checked out my car and got stuck into the peanuts I had on the passenger seat, the little f***. He was a very cute Beagle though, so I still prefer him to the scared writer about Hobart airport.
1:35 here is this except correctly formatted for a haiku:
No Suitcases in sight
Perth Airport has only one job
Load and unload planes
(Edited) At school, I was taught that a haiku only had 5 syllables for line one, then 7 in line two, and then back to 5 again for line 3. For example:
No-suit-case-in-sight (5)
Perth-Air-Port-has-just-one-job (7)
Load-and-un-load-planes (5)
It appears I've started a massive war in the comments below, so my apologies for that. I'm no haiku expert, but I think the original commenter made an error.
Suitcases is 3 syllables, confucius.
That's 6-8-5, I don't think that's right.
Haiku has 4 phrases? I thought it had to include thematic aspects like landscape and weather too
@@Azmania3000 @Azmania3000 I made a haiku about a volcano in grade 5 or 6 that I still remember. I thought they only had 3 phrases. Anyway, this is the haiku I made up, if you're interested:
Fi-re-works-a-light
Smoke-es-capes-like-lea-king-gas
Vol-ca-no re-born
There's really only 3 working airports in the entire country and that's Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane. The rest of the country doesn't exist, oh Perth sometimes exists. Mad dog
You need to see Newman Airport ffs
Or the one out of Roy Hill
What does this have to do with mad dog?
3…. It’s The same amount of people that don’t complain in Australia. There’s bigger problems in the world than waiting to board a plane…… get a life or a rope
@@ht8286 Flew from Esperance to Perth with a stop at Ravensthorp once Esperance is tiny but really nice .....Ravensthorp though ...i thought i was going to die probably because the run way was a dirt track and the plane fishtailed on the landing almost 180 degrees and all the people in the town look like they have been exposed to lead poisoning for 30 years then decided to take up meth
wow its been like 20 years since i heard that term for a water fountain... a bubbler... oh sorry it was a bubular... in sydney's public school that i went to from primary 2 to primary 4 they only had them inside the toilets... now that i am grown up and think about it... its fucking weird that the bubbler was inside the toilets.... but the kids usually use the taps outside that are placed randomly around the school instead since they were more conveniently placed around where people are usually...
There is not a more vile toilet then the one at Venice Beach, California i kid you not i took one look at it and was sure i was in HELL! I can still smell it and that was 22 years ago.
As an Adelaideian, Gate 16 is the international gate, gate 17 doesnt exist then it goes from gate 26 to gate 52 with none in between
Parafield Airport in SA is essentially a collection of sheds (though its an airport mainly for light aircraft and pilot training)
It's not a passenger airport. No airlines operate regular flights out of it 🙄
It’s a training airfield as I understand… it’s been known for training some REALLY famous aviators in the past too
@@jackmealor6793 really? Do know anyone in particular?
The absolute SHADE thrown at Dernancourt, I miss how good that shopping area used to be.
Been the bali airport, i recommend using the toilet before going leaving. Its literally a hole you squat in. For a city that has locals and Aussies you'd think the toilets at a busy airport would be you know up to standard
OMG its almost like its not Australia and they do stuff different in other countries you obvious bogan. Stop acting like a entitled American.
Do prisons next. I saw the funniest Google review on a prison once
I flew on the airplane once back from Central America at like 2:00 in the morning and I heard the thing on there that you never want to hear.
" is there anyone on board that is a doctor"
"😂 nope not ever on Spirit Airlines at 2:00 a.m."
I completely lost it at ‘Did John Barilaro write that one?’
Mate you should see the Mount Beauty airport. The 2 original hangers are 80 years old and rusting apart, yet still in use.
And it's next to a sewerage farm.
I never thought I would feel such gratitude for the Portland (Oregon) airport, considering it's the only reason I ever go to the city anymore, and with great reluctance at that - but somehow it's what you've done here. So thanks, Australian Airport Reviewers. 👏👏👏
I work in an airport and it is chaos. I cry at least once a day lol.
4:33 I've heard of this, it's a flight school that sends out annoyingly loud ass planes 24/7 so it's impossible to sleep.
Seriously, Brisbane Airport is in a swamp, not a paddock.
"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a Airport on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest Airport in all of Brisbane."
Yep, basically that's all of Eagle Farm and Pinkenba. Swampland reclaimed.
But I don't want that, father...
And now they've built an extension on what used to be the ocean lol
@@Brakiros I thought the 2nd runway was deeper in the swamp. Port of Brisbane is soon to be a new land bridge to Moreton Island and onward to the Solomon Islands.
Wouldn't it technically be a saltmarsh, not a swamp...
I once witnessed a man strip down completely naked at the arrival area of my local airport and run from security..... he got tackled onto the asphalt and the sound he made was indescribable.... I can still hear it 2 years later
8:25 I gonna say this short cus I don’t want to dox my self and I know you will like it. When I was in Perth airport idk why I did this time stamp just reminded me of the story. As I was saying when I was in Perth airport with my rugby team one of there moms who wanted to come with thought it would be smart bring 20 oranges 9 bananas and 6 apples and other stuff and a sniffer dog comes past and smells it, they start trying to pat the dog saying it’s cute then the K9 officer starts talking on there radio and then ask. “What’s in the bag” she in her infinite wisdom says “just snacks” so she gets here back taken and she has to go with it they come back 5 min later and say “who’s hungry because we can’t bring the food” so a few of us where eating and yes she had meat and seeds and stuff like that as well unsealed. Her son ended up getting called uncle g wagon (that’s uninvolved). I think I was lying about it being short
moral of the story: every one star review was written by a grumpy old lady except the one guy who is the reincarnation of shakespeare
5:21 It seems the sentence is saying that the workers aren't expected to do anything, so they don't do anything.
Adelaide and Launceston are like the most chill airports I've had to go through (for the most part) i just had a trip from Adl to Tas with a stop in Melbourne and everytime i had to go through security i was able to get through with a lighter in my pocket and a blade in my carry-on backpack with no issues, but my xbox in the same backpack caused such a hullabaloo because "this device seems far more dense than it should and we need to check you arent bringing a bomb interstate" like how can an xbox be an issue but not the knife one pocket over or the flammable device in my pocket.
I agree with your take on Perth, wondering why it is there. I'm Perth born and bred. Well not bred, my parents had just got off the boat.
Perth airport is ok, 3.6 Roetgen. Generally the next stop from Perth is Singapore Changi, now that place is an airport. I'd move in if they'd let me.
The blackhawks buzz over regency park at about 200ft in the dead of night with no lights on, wicked shit
I've lived in countries where if this DOESN'T happen I get worried, ffs!
very distinctive sound.
Hobart airport dogs are for biosecurity between Tassie and mainland 👌.
Gotta love the la experience of flying, as an la resident, I use Burbank airport for almost all flights as lax is all the way across the county and always requires you to leave ~3hrs prior to boarding to get to the airport on time, and that’s pushing it
pretend i said something insightful and intelligent, thanks
That was a very insightful and intelligent comment, well done!
Wow!
Aw true ay sick point
It takes a strong person to admit that, I’ll be honest. 10/10, keep it up, inspiring ❤😂
Mate, that was profound. I actually have a lot to think about now, and I'm going to make some changes in my life, starting right now.
You haven't been to an airport shed until you've been to Doomadgee Airport. Dare ya.
For all the criticisms you can make of Adelaide, the airport's actually pretty good. It's compact, and simply laid out.
Cmon Jordies Julian Assange is free!! When’s the video gonna drop?
Dude that was an extremely nice shed. You should have shown an average shed.
Please for the love of god do something on Darwin airport, although recently it has surpassed the one star rating because, although it is a 24hr airport, there is finally food available past 5pm. It has been under perpetual major renovations/construction for the last 12 years and every time I've been there in the last 2 years (which would be over a dozen times) there were significant changes.
I love airports, sure the food prices are ridiculous, but it's interesting place, get to smell the odd bit of aviation gas, gotta love that Jet A1 stuff.
Jet fuel is high grade kerosene. Avgas is high octane leaded petrol.
1:19 Meanwhile in London Heathrow there are no water taps available so you'd have to buy water from the shops or a vending machine. Bangkok airport has better water access
There are over 100 water fountains across Heathrow’s 4 terminals. 😊
@@killsims I didn't see any when I went there. Maybe before you empty your water there may be hundreds but not near the gate
The cuntas lounge in Heathrow is actually pretty top notch, hit them up for the salt and pepper squid
Carls's jr. permanently closed at Brisbane airport 😢
As a proud Western Australian, I just want to say, those Perth Airport reviews were pretty harsh... and none of them went nearly far enough 😂
Never come Perth, we only got 1 bubular in our plan barn
I mean if I'd pissed off the Australian Government to the same level and Shanksy, I too would hate airports.
They must a have a monogrammed pair of blue rubber gloves with his name on them by this point. For
"Random addition screening"
Now I'm having to google maps Morphetvale in relationship to Derancourt at 1:15am est, for duck sake.
Adelaide airport has signs in the bathrooms telling people not to drink the toilet water.
Very recently did Adelaide to Sydney on the first flight out of Adelaide and this is going to sound very cliche but there was only one shop open at the airport at 4.30am and it was a Soul Origin. Got to the airport early to grab some breakfast before boarding my flight and wasn't going to eat what they had. Luckily I guess the Macca's opened up around 5ish and just grabbed something from there.
"Wrap this one up toots...I'm not made o'money!" Bahahahaha! From awful impersonation to even worse...brilliant!!
The dogs at Hobart are biosecurity to stop fruit fly from getting into the state. They sniffing for fruit n stuff
Dubbo airport basically is a shed lmao
Newcastle airport used to be a shed (I remember you could dine outside with the planes going past) but they've gotten all fancy with the place now.
Mildura airport also had shed vibes but I flew into there when I was wasted so can't fully remember. Also it was, like, 2013 when that happened.
Definitely worse places lmao
Patong is definitely the cesspool of Phuket 🤣 That being said, the people watching on Bangla Road is absolutely phenomenal. Great content as always
As a proud Perth citizen. The traffic will make the cities downfall. Also perth airport is pretty nice. (I may have bias as I love perth airport.)
Edit: They added times to the express pick up and drop off. Not cool.
OF COURSE IT'S THE FUCKING HELICOPTERS 🤣
Never change, Adelaide
Helicopters over Dernancourt are probably police helicopters. I'm guessing things have gone downhill at Morphett Vale in the more recent years.
"No bublar" that is 100% a US person from Pittsburg who is only semi-literate. They call water fountains bubblers there.
They're also called bubblers in various parts of Australia.
7:18 good. Glad to have some Bruz content. I’ve been on the verge of making my own knockoff Bruz jokes
My experience at the montreal paris airports was very standard and without incident(almost, for one guy with a speaker, was resolved quickly)
One thing, it was my first time, so i didnt expect how quick it went and rushed(like "GO GO GO"(exaggeration)) like it was, but its paris and Montreal, lots of tourism, should have known.
Hobart airport is nice and warm. The dog sniffing is a regular thing and I've been told by some Hobart-Melbourne regulars that they've actually managed to befriend said dog(s). The airport itself reminded me of Gladstone Airport, so I don't really know why they call it Hobart International; it's more like a small regional airport tucked away in the quaint background of Seven Mile beach (amazing spot for Aurora photography!)
The SkyBus is a pain in the ass though but overall 7/10 experience.
The international bit is because the runway is long enough to take larger commercial aircraft. Why said aircraft would want to fly to Hobart, has not been clearly explained.
@@WorksOnMyComputer Many such mysteries about Hobart.
Doha Airport smoking room... 20 years from now when i'm dying of Cancer I will blame that place specifically.
Adelaide airport is the best in the world. It really is. From someone who has done nearly 3/4 of the globe. Park on level 2. Stroll across the elevated walkway through a forest into the terminals. A view of the Adelaide Hills through the gate windows. Look for the 3 white telecommunication towers of Mt Lofty. Adelaide itself is a couple of light traffic kms away. All surrounded by a conservation park. A great palce to come home to.
i remember seeing friendlyjordies at sydney airport i think, it was the airport with the fish and chips but the fish tasted slightly suspicious and had enough bones for an archaeologist to discover a new species
Jude with the best review you've ever had went full "Thousand Blossoms Bloom" on that change up.
Wellington NZ train station has a platform 9 3/4, there’s a sign & all. Platform 10 is basically the bus platform
Flown to n from a few airports around Aus. I don't know when we decided an airport aught to feel like an American strip mall teleported in from the 80's. Perth an Hobart are perfectly cromulent buildings. Sydney n Melbourne Airports are like Eascher n Dali took to much acid, had a wild night, and 9 months later left whatever happened on the side of the road infront of a bunch of guys in high vis whose only skills are jabbing shovels at thing's. Ineffectively.
Cape Preston Airport goes off. Landing strip, indoor area, undercover outdoor area, toilets and showers, smoking area
Please do Centrelink reviews
I mean they are a government institution to pay Aussie that don't have a job, are retired and/or disabled
So your viewers would flood you with content
1:47 Daniel is a legend
I'm glad the Australian government didn't delete you I got worried
Late to the party: my older sister was chosen to take Mum on a birthday cruise a few years ago. On boarding, Mum got pinged by security first for her bottle of frozen water then for the knife in her bag. My sister was mortified, Mum was sad they took her 'bag knife'. It was a sheathed little blade she uses to cut food into smaller bits lol
Is the music starting at 9:48 also in the WildTangent game Fate?
My favorite thing about Hobart airport is that they started doing flights to New Zealand so they started calling themselves an international airport. The new Zealand flight got canned because of COVID but they still call themselves an international airport
This should be called "cheapskates don't understand air traffic control"
What's Barilaro up to these days? I'm missing him........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:16 - David McBride
1:32 you use the toilet right just know your drinking your drinks again and we use ground water also I hate the air port the stole my dogs blanket
Man I’m so glad you’re back
I was on a flight back to Brisbane from Sydney and surprise surprise the flight was delayed, but instead of being delayed at the gate the entire plane was loaded and sat on the tarmac in fucking Mascot for nearly an hour. We sat on the tarmac for longer then the flight duration.
My favourite thing about Hobart is the federal police have outnumbered the passengers getting off the plane half the times I have flown in. It's like they have decided every capital airport needs the same amount of cops without considering the amount of passengers.
Living in adelaide for 25 years im now questiong wether its a state or not, thank you for the information
I needed the laughs today. You are my Prozac. Thank you and may I have some more?
Someone really complained about the helicopters around Adelaide.
Living in Morphett Vale I can confirm the frequent and low chopper traffic. I thought the review was by my neighbour until I realised the name was wrong.
I once took a tiny Victorinox multitool (aka swiss army knife) through the Brisbane airport on my keyring on a trip down to Sydney no problem. I had totally forgotten it was on there. Then on my way back the Sydney airport caught it. The guy who took it seemed more upset than I was when I said he can just toss it. He told me two or three times that he could check it for me and I could collect it at the other end. The thing cost me like $3 off ebay or something.
You should vist cardiff airport....there was a plane there in the 90s
This has made me realise that I haven't taken a single flight post-COVID that wasn't at least a little delayed, and I've flown a couple of dozen times since then. Thought I was just supremely unlucky or perhaps cursed by the gods of aviation.
They have the sniffer dogs at Launceston as well, better to sail in
"If you're a resident of Adelaide, your entire life is one long break" - Friendlyjordies 2024
Umm the dogs in Hobart are beagles which makes them infinitely cuter. And they are looking for fruit. F*king adorable! I considered it a plus of the airport