I ""Investigated"" the "Worst Hotel"
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- I've decided to stay at the worst hotels I can find.
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... touching that toilet and immediately touching your eye may prove to be a mistake.
The pinkest of eyes
haha yeah, I had a visceral reaction to that 😂
fr fr i cringed so hard
😢
He can't see this comment. Or anything for that matter. 😂
Never use a hotel kettle. People piss in them and boil their piss
No, they don't, you nutter. lol. stop speading tiktok brainworms.
😶...........Why would they do such a thing?
You’re joking, right…. right?
And you know this, how?
Some people shit in them too
Unfortunately you missed this place at its peak, used to be called Hotel Adjacent Casino, it has now been renovated, would you believe, when my mates told me they booked there for a night on the town (no one ever really sleeps there) I said look out for syringes, one was found within a minute, usually jammed down the drain, and the bedside lamp lightbulbs were all missing…
Lmao
Legendary tale
For those playing at home it was called "Hotel Adjacent Casino" because it's a hotel, and it is adjacent to the casino. Thanks.
Wayhay sounds like our local Premier Inn
Jordan's comfort with being nude in front of his pals is incredible.
i respect him for that
camera dude needs a payrise
@@gravy3907 seeing jordan naked is the pay raise
@@gravy3907 and therapy.
average footy player
If you sprayed a bit of Luminol,around and got one of the those black lights you;d be able to see the room from space.
I wast thinking that it would look like a modern art piece. I bet swabbing it for drug traces would be just as interesting and varied.
Just get out a black light. I bet that would be enough 😂😂😂
Dont worry he showered right after 😅
A Jackson Pollock for free!
finally, hard hitting journalism
That shower scene hits hard 🤣
4 Corners needs to take notes.
I know I was hard for this journalism.
Now we need heavy petting journalism! 😂
You touched the TOILET SEAT and the RUBBED YOUR EYE! I hope the hand washing was edited out.
Where are his slippers!
Not that it helps much but it was his other hand that touched the seat haha so hopefully he’s in the clear…
@@Chainchomp432foot fungi few weeks later
I work in a hotel in SA. About 20 mins drive from Adelaide on the coast. We work really hard to impress our guests and try to meet their requests as best we can. But there are some weird things that I have seen guests do. A couple of stories that come to mind. 1 guest put tape all over the motion sensors in the room that are there to turn off the air conditioning if no one is in the room for 30mins or so. Thinking they were some kind of surveillance. Why on earth would we want to spy on a guest is beyond me. Another guest brought an entire microwave up to their room. Then left it there like lost property. They never collected it. It was brand new and worth about $170. It was in our lost property for about 4 months and considered abandoned. It is now currently in my house getting the use it deserves.
The microwave... probably a truckie, they drag so much shit around with them it's crazy. And happily leave it behind.
Nah I can understand the person who covered the motion sensors thinking they were cameras. They didn't know and evil people disguise cameras in hotel rooms more often than you'd think
@@Fluff_Noodles That statement has no basis in reality. If anything its the opposite of what you just said. It's far less often than you think. Not even 1% chance. I can understand the paranoia, but that all it is. Bad take.
@@Sterkleton_ Ok but there's still a chance and he didn't wanna take it
@@vivi-ws9yl didn't want to take what? the microwave? that's a totally different story mate.
As a long time hotel worker, I can tell you the commercial cleaners do NOT use soap as you would know it, but instead they use some kind of noxious cleaning chemical that is solvent based. Thats usually what gives hotel towels and linens the odd smell and the whiteness. (Bleach is expensive). The solvents make the cloth dry faster and dissolves more gross stuff than soaps do. Hopefully. Lol.
Damn you must have been at Ibis Budget or something cause all my hotels have used bleach lol
@@ageofsempires2968 You got a good bleach supplier?
Yeah I was a cleaner at the Lamplighter in. Basically a hotel for hookers and drug dealers during COVID.
And we 100% would use bleach. As bleach isn't that expensive.
If you think there is no bottom line for bleach when they were making 150 a night of a dirt motel per room.
Then I really question the ethics of the people running your hotel/motel
Furthermore, anyone who has done housekeeping knows you never replace the bin liner, just tip whatever is in there into your cart and move on.
Hotel towels are always so stiff and scratchy.
That's nothing! When I visited pommy land we stayed in a room that had either been cleaned with carcinogens for 20 years, and/or it was a crime scene that had never been attended!
Couldn't breath, had to move after 1 hour when our skin began to sting from the sheets. Talked to the night watch guy. Every room was the same, so we stood in the lobby all night talking...
Last year I stayed at an absolute shocker of a Hotel at a services outside Winchester. The first room they tried to put us in on the ground floor smelt so bad of damp and mold my wife and I both started coughingnon stop as soon as we closed the door. We went out an insisted on an upstairs room which was quite a bit better. Even though I gave them a 1 star review and said it should only be used as a place of last resort.
yeah whole country's like that sorry mate yer best off trying the Ireland down the road
Looks like an old office space converted to a hotel. In the cheapest way possible might i add. Similar to some old moldy crusted out motels here in the US.
Old Bank SA office block. Polites converted it in the 80s...in the cheapest way possible. No one has really done anything to rectify that since.
The room you're in is truly upper class.
The room I stayed in a few years back had skirting's falling off, the only chair was missing a leg, the TV was a CRT with set-top box that didn't work, & the air con didn't work.
By the time the business handed over in 2018, we were lucky anything was working. Business owners were in it for residency purposes and ran it into the ground.
Exposing yourself to employees. You are now a true comedian, could probably even get a holywood gig with that kind of elite behaviour
True Steven Crowder moment
something something the 1% elite something something.
Jordan and Ali have been friends for years before ali ever worked for him
@@FlyingwithFire shhhhh that's not as funny
*employees
Jordan: plastic doesn't taste as nice as porcelain.
Me: There's a porcelain bowl in the bathroom.
I thought that was where he was heading next
No way, not ol' Cosmo! When I was 20, I had to travel to Adelaide for work and this is the hotel they put me up in. I saw more prostitutes in the elevator than I did members of staff, and I was there for a week. It was the first hotel I'd ever stayed in on my own, scarred me for a while. There was blood on the shower floor, and puke on the carpet of the floor I was staying on. You're a brave man Jordies to be going there of your own volition knowing what you'll likely encounter.
How old are you now? In other words how long ago was that?
No wonder he always gets sick on tour if this is how he acts in hotels
Thats a solid 3 stars. My family were going from victoria to queensland on holiday, the room we got at a motel in the middle of nowhere looked like it hadn't been used in a decade, cobwebs & spiders everywhere, mouse/rat shit on the beds, cockroaches under the sheets. Have seen meth dens that would be a more comfortable & safe place to sleep. That was 30 years ago & I still fucking remember it.
If this was in Emerald QLD, I've stayed there too. The bed roaches scarred me for life, I always check hotel beds for cockroaches now ...
@@aussiebaka4588 It's quite possible. We were going to dysart which is 1.5 hours away. I remember it being an unscheduled stop late at night & was the only place open.
Please do: Watersedge Motel, Woy Woy
It's a special place that simultaneously gets 1 Stars and 5 Stars, like rolling a dice
Balranald's gotta be in the mix!!
Dirty sheets, mould on the toast (after ld eaten some!), filthy bar fridge, dodgy TV, gronks sneaking into the carpark at night and one 5w lightbulb working!!
They shd have minus star reviews mate!
@baabaabaa-yp2jh you should eat moldy toast more often, might discover some new miracle medicine. Or go on a wild trip if it's Rye bread.
@@thegatorhator6822 Penicillin ya rekn mate!?!
As for mushys (shrooms to you, l think?) naa bro.. too fkn heavy for me mate!
We used to mung out on em in the pine forests... no-one cd drive the car home.
@baabaabaa-yp2jh certain types of fungal growth on Rye bread specifically makes you trip balls. Apparently it produces a compound very similar to LSD. It also destroys your blood vessels and makes you fingers and toes fall off but hey, gotta take the good with the bad.
Have a squiz on the old google for "ergot poisoning" for more info on that lmao
@@baabaabaa-yp2jhI mean this in the nicest way possible but you type like a dank pods mic story
The “adjacent from casino” would be the most dirt spot in Adelaide.
Sometimes the cleaners just leave the gatorade bongs and ice pipes in the room for you.
Love to see a business embracing recycling
what's that place where you still had to use physical keys and the (old style) elevator only goes up two of the three floors? in the city centre
@@creepersonspeed5490 still use physical keys, but your thinking of the Ambassador I think
Jesus that laugh when he got naked... he sound's exactly like my dad in the 80s. 😆
The cheap drop ceiling was marvelous. The mugs were probably in the fridge, sometimes they put them in there so that they don't have to dust them every time.
Stripping while dying of laughter is such a Croat thing to do. You've got your šahovnica showing xD
never heard of this hotel but the convenience store across from it is where one of my old my mates who had just been in hospital for alcohol poisoning bought herself a lighter to smoke the 400 half smoked durries she picked up off hindley because she knew they wouldnt ID her. bank street definitely has its audience down pat
I'm American and can barely understand this. I greatly enjoy your culture
Bruh what the fk 😂
But was it a nicer stay than John Barilaro's AirBNB?
Let's be honest this was just an excuse for Jordies to get his kit off again :P
Also gotta say: There's no way I'd be using that kettle from all the horror stories of people spitting (or worse) into them.
and you KNOW a hotel like that will only change the plastic bag in the bin if there's wet stuff in it. All those tissues & other "dry" waste would just be picked out/emptied into a bigger bag.
“Only sumo wrestlers are allowed” 🤣
Mate having a cuppa out of a hotel bin is REVOLUTIONARY
Jordan's maniacal laughter while testing out the shower had me in bits! Also, major props for actually giving them a fair knock. Respect
That's sheer luxury compared to a hotel the wife & I stayed at some years back...
We had the misfortune to stay at the BreakFree Bell City Hotel in Preston, Victoria. What a dive! As soon as we exited the elevator we were confronted with a smashed mirror. The windows were covered in sheets of cobwebs...Upon entering our room we found the bed pushed up against the wall under the window. A quick look at the bed and things went from bad to worse. They had a single bed mattress protector on a queen mattress. There was just one blanket on the bed which looked like it was a hospital reject.
There were exposed wires from a broken power-point, a cheap desk with parts of the laminate peeled off, an air conditioner that looked about as old as me and a tiny bathroom that was just big enough to squeeze one person at a time in. Needless to say we were glad to get out of the place after a terrible nights sleep...
A look on Google tells me the place is now permanently closed...Gee, I can't understand why!!! 😂
The shower scene was hilarious, and you really got me with the jump scare!
That was the hotel i stated at for the first few days of me movjng to adelaide, worst part of that hotel is that you can hear ecerything on the street below
And it's the worst street in Adelaide.
@@williamlee5242 i lived on hindly Street for 3 years, it surprisingly isn't that bad
100% can hear everything. Guaranteed to be a tone deaf busker playing something at an ungodly hour of morning or night, just to spend it on smokes or a drink later in the day
are you kidding? Netflix at a hotel? You are from a different world.
Australia is meant to be a first world country
So entitled lmao
you're mistakng hotel for motel
I stay at meriton hotels in Sydney and they have stay fast which is just a Google chromecast. But the last one I stayed at on Monday night had google and Netflix on the actual TV so I spent 25mins trying to get it to work when all
I had to do was use HDMI 1 and use the chromecast.
Pretty common in most of the hotels I've stayed at in Australia recently
By the way, I wouldn't be putting any of my Netflix passwords into a motel TV, either. They already have other personal details since you've booked the room already, so they might as well match your passwords to all that data too.
I also wouldn't use their "free" wifi if you paid me.
Basically, what I've learned from these comments is, if you stay in an Australian hotel or motel, you must:
- wear a hazmat suit and shoes at all times, especially in the bathroom
- BYO bug spray for the roaches, oh god the roaches
- BYO sleeping bag and only sleep in that (you can use garbage bin liners to line the bed and then put the sleeping bag on top of that)
- don't touch the kettle under any circumstances
- best not to touch any other surface without industrial gloves on
- relieve yourself in their facilities only if given absolutely no other option (line toilet seat heavily first)
- keep windows open so you don't die from mould spores & THE SMELLS (you are required to sacrifice your ability to sleep though, since you'll be getting all the street noise all night)
- for god's sake don't get naked for any reason
If you take proper precautions out there, you just might survive a night or two.
This joint used to literally be called 'Motel Adjacent Casino' - enough said.
Non compliant stay
I smell substandard workmanship!
What a shamozzle
Hahahahaha
This is nowhere near as bad as the hotel in Nashville that had claw marks on the inside of the bathroom door. I'm surprised I didn't find a fingernail still stuck in it.
Yes yes. We know America is a dirt hole full of psychopaths and murderers. There is a reason most of us don't like yas
Like, clawed by a human or clawed by a dog somebody smuggled in??
@@Swingingbells I don't know how I would tell but it was a sketchy enough place to be either.
I left a 5 star review to bolster it up again.
Saw your review and found it helpful
2:44 music is called STRLGHT - Ring for anyone wondering
I remember going to Cambodia as a child with my adopted Cambodian Grandma, and you were lucky to get a actual toliet, let alone toilet paper. Most hotels just had a hose in the bathroom.
Trying to find the worst hotel in Adelaide is like trying to find a needle in a haystack; not because they're all good but because they're all in Adelaide.
"Whoa surprisingly its the same exact view"
Gold
No one can trash talk Jordie while he's having a bin liner flavoured cup of tea.
wheres the uncensored vid???
I stayed at a place in the gold coast, forget where.
They only gave us 2 rolls of toilet paper.
So after 2 days i go down and ask for more toilet paper, it was busy down there.
Both said they would not give me more toilet paper, i said ok shower it is. They were shocked, i was serious.
They very quickly gave me more toilet paper.
How the hell do you use two entire rolls of toilet paper in just two days mate?
@BeefSupremeSr
There was 2 of us
Plus it's real shitty toilet paper, ain't quilton bud.
Coulda been 3 days, dunno was a good 15years ago.
You gotta be careful, ya put yr finger through that stuff pretty easy.
The fuck? I live in Adelaide and go past here on the regular on my way to work and I didn't even know it was a hotel.
Hell, I thought it was an office building and based on the ceiling panels, I'd say it was.
This man is so unhinged, I bet he's gonna get sick and be like idk how this happen guys
This hotel is the most common place in Adelaide for dead bodies.
Mostly self deleted.
So people are just dying to stay there ? 🤣
three in 18 years isnt too bad a rate for this industry
@PrincesPark-ug9mx 3 every 18mths you mean?
Turn the lights off and use a black light
Just don't go to hotels
Platypus: "what does blue mean?"
🦝: 😰
I thought they were actually going to do that
*black light
i stayed in a place in ipswich qld once. I boiled the kettle and made myself a coffee, there was a weird baconny flavour to it. Opened up the kettle to find floaties of ham fat in the freshly boiled water. Guess they did supply cooking appliances.
Always, Always check the kettle
Just use the hot water from the bathroom tap. Its gonna be less risky than the kettle.
the bin tea - gold
6:25 that fuckin laugh. thats the laugh of a man with nothing to lose
I used to work at one of the higher end hotels in Adelaide and each weekend we hah what we called the Bogan special which was a cheap room with free parking. The amount of complaints from people that payed next to F all was incredible. People paid about $150 per night and expected to be given the president suite. Ah the memories of arguing with Bogans from Elizabeth. Takes me back.
Duty manager here. I've been in the hotel game for the past 15 years, worked pretty much every department in a hotel, in 3 star budget motels, 5 star resorts and everything in between. The issue with a lot of reviews with these types of properties is, as Jordies pointed out a few times, these guests expect 5 star facilities in a 3 star setting. You pay budget prices, you get budget facilities, it's really simple. Research is something these people never do either. As an example, I spent some time working in a small boutique hotel in the heart of Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, which for those who aren't aware, is where all the big night clubs and bars in Brisbane are. We would get complaints and negative reviews about the noise and crowds around the hotel, something that 30 seconds on google could have easily prepared the guest for.
This hotel looks fine for the price. It's definitely catered to the 'after dark' crowd, has some questionable housekeeping, but I've seen worse for more.
i know that ive stayed up way too late when i see a friendlyjordies upload (currently 6am in the uk)
1:30 am east coast US
Yoooo same here 🇬🇧
I should sleep
I’m also in the uk but this was what I watched with my cuppa 🤣
Damn your Gulag haircut grew out. It would have complimented the room.
Would have* (or would've). Stop it.
@@TheRealFallingFistthank you I swear to god nobody says this properly
@@maddyc2412 It's a rather new phenomenon (only the past 5 - 10 years or so in my experience) and it's driving me fucking crazy honestly lol
*would HAVE
Been around since Jordan started doing skits on youtube all the way up to now and i got to say i do like this new type of "investigative" video.
I’d love more hotel reviews like this
If this hotel is a 1 star, the hotels over here in America are negative 5 stars
Depends
Some friends & I arrived at our hotel in Brisbane for Soundwave back in the day. Said hotel was undergoing renovations, & when we got up to our shoebox, that had bunk beds plus a single, there was no power & wouldn’t be until the next day - we had to go buy candles from a nearby 7-11.
The shower was this small triangle in the corner of the bathroom, which my 5’7” 50kg self could barely turn around in so I have no idea how my mate Big Kev managed in there. As I was the smallest I was designated the top bunk - I smashed my face on the ceiling when I sat up in the morning. Needless to say, we never let Rigby book the accommodation again.
Apart from all that, it was an awesome weekend & we still laugh about it to this day
I've walked past there many times on my way to work thinking about how dodgy that place must be. You've just shattered my perceptions of it!
It probably smells of pizza as there used to be a pizza joint across the road for a number of years before the trendy bar went in.
The heat on the plastic bag is more cancer forming than anything thats been in that bin
Drinking tea out of that bean was dangerous , man
Cheap hotels need to invest in PVC mattress protectors, 8 bucks a room, no more stains. You're welcome.
SO nice of Jordan to employ that very, very short camera man. It's like if I had my little cousin go to the Hotel with me.
Some step-in manager came down to Adelaide from Melbourne and she asked if we even had any international flights. I now wonder if the company put her up in this place, as that would make sense.
7:57 is the exact place from my year 7 camp.. that wigged me tf out haha
Theres a pub in St Lawrence that is simultaneous one of the worst places ive stayed, and one of the best. Its the pinnacle of "old pub". Tongue in groove walls that if you put your eye up to them you can see through because the building has shifted. The tiniest room possible with the most beds in them that will fit. You walk down the balcony ton go to the toilet or shower. Zero heating or cooling, and fuck, out there you would love both. But I loved it. The water pressure was enough to peel skin off. The publican was the nicest dude. It was 50 for a night for 4 people. The food was really nice. And it just had the best atmosphere. It really was like stepping back in time to one of those old australian bush movies
If you were really from radelaide you would have re-used an old gatorade bong for the tea cup. Splendid!
It has a bed that looks like the sheets are changed, so it’s at least 5 stars for escaping to have sex there.
That bin liner was probably not fresh....
3:40 As someone from Cambodia, I can say with certainty
yeah...
Thank you for not bad mouthing everything about that motel. Very refreshing to see an honest review of a so/so room. Have fun 😂😂😂
Uncensored version on Patreon?
Hahaha you should have taken a camera detector in there hahahaha that would have been gold
I stayed here a few weeks ago and that viking manager guy did not care that none of the electricity in my room worked
We went to one similar in Melbourne recently. Looked okay in the pictures.
Lots of dodgy people lurking around all hours - then at about 2am the toilet started making gross noises and spitting poop out- so I shut the lid and the door and we got another hours sleep then got dressed and went to maccas to go to the loo- then drive home 2 hours.
If you ever want to make a sequel to this but in a different state, go to the Australian Hotel in Boonah, Queensland. It's much worse than that hotel :)
At first I was thinking the tea is aspirational of the hotel they want it to be, but the more I thought about it I think it’s a relic of the hotel it once was.
Ive been to some bad hotels but I remember one particularly bad one, the service was shit, there were rats, the rooms were tiny, everything looked a bit dirty and the food wasn't very good... But thats just what you get for a cheap hotel in Czechia
i had to look away for the tea sipping and just went "oooo nooo nono no nonooooOOO" :D
I think it closed down but there used to be a motel in Moss Vale NSW with ZERO stars because it was that crap. I tried to book a hotel in town one weekend and they were full so I asked about other options and was told “there’s the Golf Ball Motel but it’s got zero stars for a reason” so I ended up staying in Goulburn instead. Glad I did.
Also did anyone tell Jordy that if the bins don’t have anything wet in them they usually just empty them into a big bin without changing the liner?!
@0:17 Is that Frenchy?
Him laughing his ass of with That laughter while naked is so horrifying, hahahaha
I used to live in the apartments above the Exeter... wild seeing all those places again
that censor blur was too little, too late and not enough blur.
Hey, at least you *get* a censor blur, unlike on Hotel Hell 😆
@@Fuzy2K Gordon “big cheeks” Ramsay
Legit got jumpscared by that edit lol didn't expect that
0:44 "All the anemities" lmao
I’m so glad I watched 6:40 I have Covid thanks for the laughs fellow jordan
I've stayed in this hotel, and his room is a million times better than the one I stayed in. The windows were painted over, and it had blood stains on the carpet
Did you stay in the Mafia’s headquarters 💀💀
That hotel is luxury compared to places I've stayed here in the U.S
People tend to forget most of the U.S is basically third world.
This is a sex hotel not a ghetto hotel. Ghetto hotels in the US are half the price of this one and theyre an actual health hazard. US sex hotels are comparable.
Yeah I know I've been to SC and experienced 'biscuits' at a cafe with Jesus crosses and bible quotes everywhere including the toilet and a 'no profanities' sign weird place.
basically a pub room with a personal shower and a tv
those bunk beds please i just had a flashback
I love the faces I used to get booking in with my expartner at the bar street in newcastle
Wait, Australia is a real place????
No, it’s just an illusion.
I've got a talking part in Australia..
Who do I invoice?
Actors Equity?
Nah, it's a myth
No, It's all propaganda
Qoated the script perfect nice one mate
I am amazed at how it has a higher quality than the Turbot Street Hotel in Brisbane.
I walk past this joint on the daily work commute. Inside vibes match the outside vibes.
Damn thats the worst hotel the one I stayed at in the UK which was a 3* was a closet sized toilet & the main room was so small it just had a 6 foot hallway which led to a tiny room which the double bed took up 99% of it & it had no windows
6:40 what has been seen, can NOT be unseen....
*shudder*
Those kettles are more versatile than you think. My husband used the hotel kettle to boil some potatoes once and I've read about people washing their underwear in there.