Rule 1: Treat every weapon as if it's loaded Rule 2: Never point a weapon at anything you're not willing to destroy Rule 3: Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire Rule 4: Know your target and what's behind it
I don’t know what’s worse, that gabby keeps unintentionally shooting jonk, or that this, in reality means that she is constantly trying to aim her weapon at him 😂
Watch the clip at 4:57. Gabby doesn't fire once, or twice. She fires _three times_ and doesn't _once_ notice that it's her own gun that's killing her teammates. And she's not holding M2 like you would with ADS, she's hitting it three times consecutively without realizing it's her own weapon.
That was way too detailed to be made up on the spot. Honestly, I could see the wrong synapses firing off in her mind when she fired the first shot, then panic fired the second and third, not realizing what happened until the dist settled. It was still hilarious 😂
"I love you so much. You're my favorite person in the world!" as Gabby shotguns you in the back of the head with love. The best way of showing affection ❤😂
I love how even though they told Jake that he keeps saying "Alyx with an L" even though Alex ALSO has an L in his name, he keeps saying it when referring to Alyx.
1:53 Hmm, which alternate universe Ellis did you guys get for this vid? The Ellis of this universe most likely wouldn't have responded so calmly, or at the very least would've hammed it up for content.
I feel dumb since I thought for a second you were censoring the name cause you thought it was a bad word or some thing (kinda like what people in Twitter would do), but then I realized that it's because that's the letter that isn't shared between the two.
4:51-4:56 Karma's a bitch, innit, Ellis? ❤ I love it when Gabby goes full Scottish when she's angry. 😂😂😂 16:02-16:07 Nm thinking this was an actual live creature. 😅
Albie sounds like my cat. Likes to sleep right up against you. My parents used to let our dogs sleep with them but after seeing where they like to chill out during the day, they put their dog bed there and now, (one passed away) the remaining two dogs we have sleep there.
I'm more curious in knowing why TF Gabby keeps trying to aim down sight when aiming directly at the others At All if she didn't have the intention of shooting them. One is an accident, Two is questioned, 3+ is a pattern.
Idk could be the adhd. Could be zoning out. Could be just wanting to stare at random shit to let rhe brain cells feel something- or she’s just waiting for the right moment to old yeller the team at any moment to avoid being friendly fired herself
@@n0m4r22 as and AuDHD haver- I cannot speak for gabby but I do that frequently in games when I CAN zoom, where I'll be looking at some cool pattern or texture. Or waiting to kneecap my sibling/friends in a multiplayer game...
I unironically would take that million pounds deal. Not only because that translates to 2 mil in AUS dollars. But because living to 84 instead of 85 is a small price to pay for being able to set yourself up with a nice house and a car early on in life.
I can't blame Gabby for muscle memory (I do play guitar after all) and because I've become so accustomed to modern games that bad habits creep in older games.
1:50 reminds me of a Fallout 4 video I saw a while back, where someone was sniping a bandit leader or something, was about to kill the tough bandit leader, then a weak bandit ran up into the crosshair and got shot instead of the bandit leader. Needless to say, that weak bandit got killed in one shot from that, especially since it was a headshot.
He shoulda count the number team kill counts and self kill counts instead the would u rather cause Alex could build another basement for his victims with that money and Ellis could get help with his precious metals club lolol pillow
Fun fact: the Spas-12 is a single barrel shotgun. When you fire the right click it is firing a shell out of the magazine tube as well as the barrel. This is not a thing. If your shotgun discharges from the magazine tube, you have no shotgun. And possibly no support hand.
If I had a penny for every instance of friendly fire in this video, I wouldn’t need to take that “Million Pounds For One Year” deal.
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this takes me back of the 'trip mine episode'
drinking game; shot for every instance of * Friendly Fire * that appears on screen
@@OmegaFox09or the healing bound to 1
but you prob would anyway after watching gabby trying to aim down sights 1000 times
It's that whole thing of 'Don't aim a gun at someone if you don't intend to pull the trigger'
Gabby should take that to heart
Yeah
Rule 1: Treat every weapon as if it's loaded
Rule 2: Never point a weapon at anything you're not willing to destroy
Rule 3: Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire
Rule 4: Know your target and what's behind it
Absolutely
"DONT RIGHT CLICK!"
"Okay I won't!"
*5 Minutes Later*
"So anyway I started blastin'."
I don’t know what’s worse, that gabby keeps unintentionally shooting jonk, or that this, in reality means that she is constantly trying to aim her weapon at him 😂
intentionally*
BUT THE MUSCLE MEMORY... 😆😆😆
“Shit” is honestly a great name for a band, because whenever someone says “This music is shit” you can be like “Yes.” 😁
Okay that's funny 😂
“We are Shit”
“Yes we know, so what’s your band name?”
@@Useful.48 "You sound like shit!"
"Thank you, we ARE Shit!"
This music is ass
And that's a good thing?
Jonk and Gabby giving each other the "Old Yeller" treatment is true love indeed.
Dude how many times did she kill him? 😂
Watch the clip at 4:57. Gabby doesn't fire once, or twice. She fires _three times_ and doesn't _once_ notice that it's her own gun that's killing her teammates. And she's not holding M2 like you would with ADS, she's hitting it three times consecutively without realizing it's her own weapon.
I’d like to add they all collectively agreed she killed Alex first but the feed said she killed Ellis first lmao
That's why I'm convinced she was doing it on purpose.
That was way too detailed to be made up on the spot. Honestly, I could see the wrong synapses firing off in her mind when she fired the first shot, then panic fired the second and third, not realizing what happened until the dist settled. It was still hilarious 😂
"I love you so much. You're my favorite person in the world!" as Gabby shotguns you in the back of the head with love. The best way of showing affection ❤😂
"Alex with the L" lmao
its perfect, you can differentiate by having "Alex with an L" while our Alex is "Alex is the L"
3:28
He said it again, XD
Gabby: it’s muscle memory (0:56)
Yea it is Muscle memory to shoot Jake Lmaoo
Probably having a good time playing Killing Floor 2.
Gabby: *Unloads an entire magazine into teammates* "wait no I didn't mean to!"
"You're my favorite person in the whole world!"
Proceeds to give him the Old Yeller treatment.
You can't fix Jonk that way
Zombies see WPE crew: "Should we eat them?" - "Nah, just run around them and they shoot each other. Sometimes just for fun, it's really weird."
"Why get 'em? They don't got brains."
"Either way, easy meal!"
1:44 “Dying Eagle, Squawking Seagull” sounds like a kung fu fighting style lmao
Nah, it's a sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
10:01 I just love how Jake starts being reasonable right until he realizes he has a perfect trolling moment
"sheep dogging her" Brand new Catch phrase for the team 😂
So much funnier when you know what doggin’ means as a euphemism.
The scottish spirit is strong in this one.
"How many times can I take that offer?" 🤣 Alex is such a savage!
😂😂😂😂
I love how even though they told Jake that he keeps saying "Alyx with an L" even though Alex ALSO has an L in his name, he keeps saying it when referring to Alyx.
Good thing Gabby doesn't own a real shotgun cause she was a great PSA for gun safety
10:14 jake getting a joke before ellis is quite a turn about
Proud of Jake for being the one to point out the "obtuse" joke to Ellis 👍
1:51 Ellis being understanding of Jonk’s mistake was such a surprise my heart immediately melted- that tone was adorable-
“It’s alright- 😅”
Note to self: Never invite Gabby to a shooting range
1:53 Hmm, which alternate universe Ellis did you guys get for this vid? The Ellis of this universe most likely wouldn't have responded so calmly, or at the very least would've hammed it up for content.
Maybe he took his meds today and understood that running infront of a dumbass with a shotgun and dying was his fault
6:25 GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT 😂
This is sorta the inverse to the part in the second Helldivers video when Alex dived in from of Jake.
Don't jump into the portal!
*proceed to jump into the portal*
12:14 That death sound though 💀🤣
I love how gabby shoots jake and then goes "OMG jake!" xD
1:09 musical laugh lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
14:09 I've listened to professional actors with weaker vocal performances
I would love to see one of the WPE members acting sometime, honestly. In like a dark buddy comedy
9:13 now that’s terrifying
16:37 So wouldn't Gabby be the michelin ma'am?
Man, everyone (except Ellis) is like watching my mum play video games for the first time
11:55 That was a proper old man cough XD
Jonk said "Al*x with an L" so many times that it wasn't fun to tease him about it anymore. 😂
I feel dumb since I thought for a second you were censoring the name cause you thought it was a bad word or some thing (kinda like what people in Twitter would do), but then I realized that it's because that's the letter that isn't shared between the two.
I'll be coming for you soon, Jake!
I love how Jonk said "Alyx with an L" so much that they just started calling her that lol
They say friendly firing someone on the back is the most romantic expression of love.
Fun facts about Narwhal “horns”: they’re actually a heavily modified tooth filled with nerve endings, and they’re prehensile
6:17 Gabby doesn’t have any ground to stand on after right clicking everyone to death multiple times
To be fair, NDing into someone who ran in front of you isn't the same as NDing into someone when trying to aim down sights.
Moral of Half-life 2: DO NOT let Gabby loose with a shotgun!!
The amount of friendly fire will never be not funny
Gabby was Cathing everyone.
i've learned gabby spends most of her gameplay staring at ppl zoomed in
In her defense, I'm like 90% sure that's something we do as gamers without thinking. I've definitely done it.
@@IkeFanBoy64 need all those action shots haha
@@FF7Cloud pretty much
@ 6:26 Jonk did a "Get Down Mr. President" KEKW
Solid video! Easily one of the best ones you've put out!
Do you think that they give Alex's sister's dead freezer hamster to albie as a little frozen treat to chew on?
"The portal" even though Alyx clearly calls it the core of the citadel 😂
4:51-4:56
Karma's a bitch, innit, Ellis? ❤
I love it when Gabby goes full Scottish when she's angry. 😂😂😂
16:02-16:07
Nm thinking this was an actual live creature. 😅
The latter clip is a bit more grim if you know the lore of those creatures.
Gabby is the most dangerous thing in this game
I like how Gabby gets mad when Jake kills her. But then also gets mad at Jake when she kills him. Hmmmm...... interesting.
Albie sounds like my cat. Likes to sleep right up against you. My parents used to let our dogs sleep with them but after seeing where they like to chill out during the day, they put their dog bed there and now, (one passed away) the remaining two dogs we have sleep there.
I'm more curious in knowing why TF Gabby keeps trying to aim down sight when aiming directly at the others At All if she didn't have the intention of shooting them.
One is an accident, Two is questioned, 3+ is a pattern.
Idk could be the adhd. Could be zoning out. Could be just wanting to stare at random shit to let rhe brain cells feel something- or she’s just waiting for the right moment to old yeller the team at any moment to avoid being friendly fired herself
that's what im wondering as well. why would she even AIM at them
@@n0m4r22 as and AuDHD haver- I cannot speak for gabby but I do that frequently in games when I CAN zoom, where I'll be looking at some cool pattern or texture. Or waiting to kneecap my sibling/friends in a multiplayer game...
This is the most chaotic episode I've ever seen🤣🤣🤣
Classic DON'T DO THAT moment 😂😂
10:09 respectfully Ellis, you did ask for it 😂😂
Alex: I had a narwhal just stab me
Me: Were you the guy who got stabbed on the interstate back in 2019?
I can't tell if Gabby using the 'right click to aim' excuses to kill Jake or that's genuinely a habit.
it's on purpose
That band they talked about called shit at 8:00 reminds me too much of Joe’s Apartment that had that.
It’s loud, it’s bad, it’s SHIIIIIIITT!!
I unironically would take that million pounds deal. Not only because that translates to 2 mil in AUS dollars. But because living to 84 instead of 85 is a small price to pay for being able to set yourself up with a nice house and a car early on in life.
I wonder what would happen if Jonk played Lobotomy Corporation
1:47 is one of the funniest moments I've seen on this channel from one squawk to another hahahaha
So Gabby's muscle memory is to aim at her teammates...
Also, that's quite the desktop background at 9:12...
How gabby didnt realized theres no adsing in this game till HL 2 episode 1 is amazing
i'm surprised at no point did they restrict gabby's shotgun privileges
4:11 Glad one of my timestamps made it in
I think you may have commented the wrong time? 😅
barely a second and my brain rotted when Jake called the FUSION REACTOR a fucking PORTAL xd
So this is what the resistance is doing without Gordon
Gives me nostalgic 2010s youtube videos
1:01 New type of Gabby's laugh unlocked.
If the friendly fire count was any higher the enemy could get a refund on ammunition returned.
The wheel shotgunning is so good
the moment after gabby said alex wasn't adopted I thought she was going to say "because who would choose you"
0:42 if Alex hadn’t shot Jake I would have. I would invent a time machine and hack into there game just to do so.
That would be in character for Alex 😂
Ellis: GET AWAY FROM THE F***ING GATE!!
Jonk visibly blocking whilst anguish yelling: I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING… 😈
Gabby was taking payback for the Antlion rocket launcher clip.
I can't blame Gabby for muscle memory (I do play guitar after all) and because I've become so accustomed to modern games that bad habits creep in older games.
7:50 HELLO!!! WE ARE SH$#!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Had a narwhal stab me!"
"Right in the heart, i died!"
". . . i walked it off tho."
Being "Gabied" should be the new verb for WPE as it has the same meaning of being "Cathed" but its Gabby doing it
Wonderful. Half a second in and Ellis has raged *this will be fun
1:50 reminds me of a Fallout 4 video I saw a while back, where someone was sniping a bandit leader or something, was about to kill the tough bandit leader, then a weak bandit ran up into the crosshair and got shot instead of the bandit leader.
Needless to say, that weak bandit got killed in one shot from that, especially since it was a headshot.
Fortunately for those guys, who are very talented into friendly fire, the apocalypse isn't already here (more or less)
11:15 that rocket at the end :D
Aww, Gabby is so wholesome!
So... anyone bothered counting how many times these dinguses died overall, given Jake died like a dozen times at least in this compilation?
Oh god- It's Al*y*x, Alyx with a Y, not Alyx with an L! Geez XD
11:10 Love the cut right as the rocket appears in the door frame! 😆
That intro was golden lmao 🤣
Wow, a video where Jake is on the receiving end 90% of the time, I'm loving this
11:26. Actually no, you get the crowbar in the middle of the game in episode 1
These guys are instant therapy for depression.
He shoulda count the number team kill counts and self kill counts instead the would u rather cause Alex could build another basement for his victims with that money and Ellis could get help with his precious metals club lolol pillow
The death sound, as Jonk got run over by the train, sounded like it finished him off in more than one way 😆.
Fun fact: the Spas-12 is a single barrel shotgun. When you fire the right click it is firing a shell out of the magazine tube as well as the barrel.
This is not a thing. If your shotgun discharges from the magazine tube, you have no shotgun. And possibly no support hand.
Im in the hospital and everytime gabby shot jake I had to laugh my scars hurt now :-)
11:03 I like how you can see a second rocket before the cut
The way the title cuts off in the notifications looks very suspicious
play this in vr you guys would have fun
Chef's kiss for how much this hit the spot today.
Have to say glad to be early to a video going through a breakup/ trying to patch it back together rn and your videos are definitely helping ❤!