The door softly creaks open, and a distant noise from the furthest reaches of the room builds in volume as the source immediately draws closer: *Haaaw yeaaaaah*
WPE: we get an editor so we have more time to play instead of edit. Also WPE: we take up the editors time by including him in livestreams. Even more WPE: still spends time editing with the editor. Viewers: happy
"Take it easy in there. You're safe now." "*pain!*" "My arm!" "My gut!" "*pain!*" "Look, he's dead!" "Doctor Freeman? Gordon Freeman? Is that you? You've made it here this quickly? Well, Eli is going to be amazed. Not to mention relieved." "I'm pretty sure this isn't part of the plan." "Oh, God!" "My gut!" *EVERYONE DEAD* The in-game subtitles makes the -safe- death room even better.
The question does a dick work like a water hose when you close off half the end, I have this happen frequently enough with the more hung boyfriend, the urethra on this thing is just like a hose with one finger over the end it hit me right in the eye practically and mind you I was like up on the bed crouched over it like a person digging in the garden.
So, I have a story. I went to an Alex stream and basically thanked him and the rest of WPE for helping me through life by entertaining me, and somewhere in there, I told him to have a great day, to which he replied, "I will not." I don't think I could've asked for more of an Alex comment, and I'm not even mad. 🤣 EDIT: Also, you rock the plaid, Ellis. Rock that scrawny lumberjack look.
@@torakunoichi Sprays are a feature that allow players to "spray" (default key: T) their own images on surfaces within a game server such as walls, ceilings, or floors instantly. It may be compared to graffiti in real life.
"you know when you have a hose and your spraying water out of it" i already knew where this was going and then him just yelling "THE ANSWERS YES" before she could finish was the icing on the cake
Hey WPE, just wanted to thank you for what you do in these videos! Whenever I feel down or bored, I always come to your channel and watch your videos as they really brighten my day up with both a smile and a good long laugh. Thank you for what you do and keep on keeping on! ❤️
8:52 I remember that logo for steam is been a Heller of a long time snice I have seen it. Is been like around 8 years since I saw it used by steam. I mostly saw it when ever I opened up cs:go back then. It's soundtrack in the video gave me flashbacks.
To put the story simply, HL2 is the sequel for HL1... you play as gordon freeman for both and in HL1 you conduct an experiment to study crystals from another relm called Xen. During the experiment you open a portal letting in the Xen population. HL1 basically is just you escaping Black Mesa fighting the Xen forces and the US military sent to cover up the experiment. You also end up going to Xen to kill the Nihilanth. A large alien queen that enslaved the Vortigaunts (the lightning shooting guys with the red Eye in their face). After doing that the Gman (some super natural buisnessman on orders to cause the Invasion of earth and ensure a certain outcome for his employers. For which he grabs Gordon Freeman as a "valuable asset" he can control to obtain certain outcome, he also did this to Calhoon and a few others, the US soldier from the Opposing Force side game to HL1) captures you and seals you away, assuming in cryo, for an unknown amount of time untill he releases you into HL2... HL2 takes place after the Black Mesa incident for which its revealed that another alien force has invaded and taken over earth, destroying 70%ish of the worlds population within the first few days your goal is to fight back against the Combine by helping the resistance and the Vortigaunts whom now worship/praise Freeman for destroying the Nihilanth, the queen that enslaved their race and made them invade earth. Barney is the Black Mesa security gaurd you play as in Half Life 1's Blue Shift side game whom escaped the facility with some scientists, one being Dr Kleiner and started to rebuild some of the experiments and systems from the Black Mesa facility such as the teleporters to be able to cercomvent the Combine. Eli Vance is one of the scientists in the early parts of Half Life 1 immidietly after the incedent thats standing next to a seated scientist whos unable to move, Eli is the scientist that told you to go get help and "tell someone were stranded down here". Mossman is just another scientist that kinda faught for the position that Gordon Freeman held to be able to cunduct the experiment, she somewhat idolizes Freeman but shes jealous that she wasnt the one in the test chamber in Half Life 1. As for Alyx, shes just Eli's Daughter who was very young around the time of the incident of Half Life 1. and Wallace Breen is the gentleman you see on the tv screens, hes the Humans "representative" to the Combine and is basically the diplomat to convey their orders. Theres a bit more of a rabbit hole to the story of Half Life but this is the bare bone basics pretty much.
i've got this awful habit of accidentally copying how people laugh, my own laugh is actually just silent when i'm proper losing it, but currently i seem to have inherited ellis's dying seagul laugh... so thats a thing-
I just wanted to say that I always rewatch your videos as you never fail to make me laugh even when I know what will happen. Pls keep doing what you do as you make many people happy including me just by having fun with friends.❤❤❤
I’m impressed that WPE managed to forget (or possibly never even knew) that the really bad German Chancellor only had one testicle. So there may have actually been insecurities there lmao.
Tha point where they were killin each other in tha lift was absolutely wonderful I love their laughin n chaos at that point! LONG LIVE WORSTPREMADEEVER!!!
i remember that VALVE person with a tap used to TURN FUCKING AROUND in one game, i was unaware of that, at night, alone, without lights, and went ballistic with fear before realising i was mental :D
You guys might be interested in Enemy On Board. It’s free to play and is basically World Of Warcraft meets First Class Trouble. It’s a social deception type game so it’d be funny to watch everyone accusing each other.
The game is 'Synergy' and its very fun you play through all of Half Life and or the episodes of it with up to by default 32 people but some servers boost that to 64, during a rebel rush event it goes to 100 in some servers
Real talk, the first time I ever launched any Valve game that had the picture of that dude, I immediately closed it and never opened it again because it freaked me 'tf out so much. This was..... very long ago.
Referring to abduction and imprisonment as "confiscating" someone is EXACTLY the kind of language the Combine would use.
It's the type of language Alex would use
Alex is the leader of the Combine confirmed?
Half Life: the Secrets of Alex's basement
The door softly creaks open, and a distant noise from the furthest reaches of the room builds in volume as the source immediately draws closer:
*Haaaw yeaaaaah*
Alyx* 🤓
What, is Alyx in alex's basement?
@@probes-arealone no I meant Alex
@@Ascendwithgorb. unfortunately yes. Along side Gordon Freeman. Guess he'll need to change his last name
WPE: we get an editor so we have more time to play instead of edit.
Also WPE: we take up the editors time by including him in livestreams.
Even more WPE: still spends time editing with the editor.
Viewers: happy
2:03
Absolutely zero hesitation with that answer, it’s like as if he knows it.
well its true :))
"Take it easy in there. You're safe now."
"*pain!*"
"My arm!"
"My gut!"
"*pain!*"
"Look, he's dead!"
"Doctor Freeman? Gordon Freeman? Is that you? You've made it here this quickly? Well, Eli is going to be amazed. Not to mention relieved."
"I'm pretty sure this isn't part of the plan."
"Oh, God!"
"My gut!"
*EVERYONE DEAD*
The in-game subtitles makes the -safe- death room even better.
I like to imagine Judith's reaction to that. All the Resistance's hope quashed in a bloody bout of friendly fire.
"i wonder if this game has friendly fire"
we all have that one friend, don't lie
Actually, I'm mostly that type of friend sometimes unintentionally 😂😂
I AM, because why not.
I am, but only so I know if I need to get out of my buddies way... I promise. Why do my friends smell of burning?
We're also that one guy who goes "Does this game has fall damage?"
@@huntermcgoofus397 Agreed lol
Gotta cram in those dick jokes at all costs, even if it means Jake is the one being targeted 🤣
With Jakes size you can fit a lot in too
@@the_linguist_ll yeah especially in Joe
Joe mama
@@majorcrazy8394 the funny
The question does a dick work like a water hose when you close off half the end, I have this happen frequently enough with the more hung boyfriend, the urethra on this thing is just like a hose with one finger over the end it hit me right in the eye practically and mind you I was like up on the bed crouched over it like a person digging in the garden.
The Half-Life streams where a bloody riot.
Can't wait to see what else made it.
"Ellis I'll give you nothing if you kill Jake" XD
So, I have a story. I went to an Alex stream and basically thanked him and the rest of WPE for helping me through life by entertaining me, and somewhere in there, I told him to have a great day, to which he replied, "I will not." I don't think I could've asked for more of an Alex comment, and I'm not even mad. 🤣
EDIT: Also, you rock the plaid, Ellis. Rock that scrawny lumberjack look.
I feel like a VIP with this early access, I do always enjoy the content, I always hope there will be colabs with other youtubers.
Maybe one day madman haha we shall see! Thanks for the support! :)
@@WorstPremadeEver Alex said yonk not jonk
Imagine collabing with SovietWomble / ZF. And both sides are just a constant battle of subtitles, between WPE’s style and Womble’s
its much more upload than womble.
@@WorstPremadeEver NGL I need to know who is what color... Can someone help especially the guy with like a violet color
Whenever I play a game like this, I put up a spray and everyone in a server would be like “What the hell is that spray?”
But what was the spray
A moxie. (Steam name is Mojag btw)
What’s a spray?
@@torakunoichi Sprays are a feature that allow players to "spray" (default key: T) their own images on surfaces within a game server such as walls, ceilings, or floors instantly. It may be compared to graffiti in real life.
"you know when you have a hose and your spraying water out of it" i already knew where this was going and then him just yelling "THE ANSWERS YES" before she could finish was the icing on the cake
I can just imagine Alex as Henry and just messing up the entire British empire.
Wonder how History would have changed with him?
3:03 that killed me so much, the way his body went to the ground was priceless
Alex is like the beacon from skyrim.
When you least expect it...
"A new person has laid face on the beacon of alex"
Now I want to hear Jake read his interpretation of War and Peace after his wonderful telling of Half-Life 2!
I was expecting Jake's spray to be "you've been Jonked"
If Jake ever has children I hope he never tells them bedtime stories
He wouldn't get past "Once upon a time" lol
@@RobinHoodies0 exactly and poor Gabby would be trying to teach them math
As a big half life fan I’m only a minute in and I’m already both extremely infuriated but extremely entertained by how incompetent they all are
I watched this stream when it happened and Alex's face made me laugh until I cried. Every time.
Hey WPE, just wanted to thank you for what you do in these videos! Whenever I feel down or bored, I always come to your channel and watch your videos as they really brighten my day up with both a smile and a good long laugh. Thank you for what you do and keep on keeping on! ❤️
such game experiences are soo good with such friends tbh, the people you hang out with are so nice too!
The combine confiscated Doctor Cliner
Combine: you can have him back at the end of the story, he's being distracting
8:52 I remember that logo for steam is been a Heller of a long time snice I have seen it. Is been like around 8 years since I saw it used by steam. I mostly saw it when ever I opened up cs:go back then. It's soundtrack in the video gave me flashbacks.
09:06 that's actually not bad, might be part of the credits for this videos 😆
Jakes giggle throwing the grenade at the boats killed me 😂 like if I heard that in a room next to me I'd either run or ask what he'd done 😅
To put the story simply, HL2 is the sequel for HL1... you play as gordon freeman for both and in HL1 you conduct an experiment to study crystals from another relm called Xen. During the experiment you open a portal letting in the Xen population.
HL1 basically is just you escaping Black Mesa fighting the Xen forces and the US military sent to cover up the experiment. You also end up going to Xen to kill the Nihilanth. A large alien queen that enslaved the Vortigaunts (the lightning shooting guys with the red Eye in their face). After doing that the Gman (some super natural buisnessman on orders to cause the Invasion of earth and ensure a certain outcome for his employers. For which he grabs Gordon Freeman as a "valuable asset" he can control to obtain certain outcome, he also did this to Calhoon and a few others, the US soldier from the Opposing Force side game to HL1) captures you and seals you away, assuming in cryo, for an unknown amount of time untill he releases you into HL2...
HL2 takes place after the Black Mesa incident for which its revealed that another alien force has invaded and taken over earth, destroying 70%ish of the worlds population within the first few days your goal is to fight back against the Combine by helping the resistance and the Vortigaunts whom now worship/praise Freeman for destroying the Nihilanth, the queen that enslaved their race and made them invade earth. Barney is the Black Mesa security gaurd you play as in Half Life 1's Blue Shift side game whom escaped the facility with some scientists, one being Dr Kleiner and started to rebuild some of the experiments and systems from the Black Mesa facility such as the teleporters to be able to cercomvent the Combine. Eli Vance is one of the scientists in the early parts of Half Life 1 immidietly after the incedent thats standing next to a seated scientist whos unable to move, Eli is the scientist that told you to go get help and "tell someone were stranded down here". Mossman is just another scientist that kinda faught for the position that Gordon Freeman held to be able to cunduct the experiment, she somewhat idolizes Freeman but shes jealous that she wasnt the one in the test chamber in Half Life 1. As for Alyx, shes just Eli's Daughter who was very young around the time of the incident of Half Life 1. and Wallace Breen is the gentleman you see on the tv screens, hes the Humans "representative" to the Combine and is basically the diplomat to convey their orders.
Theres a bit more of a rabbit hole to the story of Half Life but this is the bare bone basics pretty much.
Can't believe I'm still watching you guys, did not expect 3 years ago that WPE will get this much "fame" per say, keep it up lads!
holy shit, you just made me check how long ive been subscribed and wow i am suprised to have been watching since 6th july 2019
4:50 It’s like a game of guess who! “Is he the one with the bowling hat?”
I love how not even 10 seconds into the vid you're below alex. Truly a WPE quality content here.
Extra points for Worst Valve Logo Ever! I loved it. It's the highlight of this video.
i've got this awful habit of accidentally copying how people laugh, my own laugh is actually just silent when i'm proper losing it, but currently i seem to have inherited ellis's dying seagul laugh... so thats a thing-
Love the end with Henry the 5th being a fellow valve enjoyer.
2:12 What someone might see peeking thru the crack of the door. :)
7:34 its neither Ravenshome or Ravenhome. it's Ravenholm😂
9:12 Ho that's so good!
9:07 WE NEED THIS AS THE NEW INTRO
I'm not only old enough to remember that Valve icon. I'm old enough to not know it had changed...
I would definitely pay for a tshirt with Alex’s face on it
As always, your videos make me feel better
I thoroughly enjoyed watching this! I loved the Valve-logo throwback ending, so many memories!
9:07 oh thats so good!
that valve logo always freaked me out
I just wanted to say that I always rewatch your videos as you never fail to make me laugh even when I know what will happen. Pls keep doing what you do as you make many people happy including me just by having fun with friends.❤❤❤
Jake’s incompetence has no bounds lol
you guys always plaster a smile on my face, thank you for existing and sharing.
9:09
Oh that's so good!
9:07 VALVᴱ Alex is the best Alex
That valve start-up parody should be the new WPE Intro
The beacons of Gondor joke got me more than it should have
8:20 is this why I can't find the Donkey Punch conversation?
Omg he actually did it lmaooo
That logo was perfect!
I have a drag name for Gabby: Shrek. Jonk is Fiona, Ellis is Donkey and Cath is the dragon. Alex is the Pinocchio and Nick is Puss.
I’m impressed that WPE managed to forget (or possibly never even knew) that the really bad German Chancellor only had one testicle. So there may have actually been insecurities there lmao.
1:51 i laughed so hard i got abdominal cramps
the valve on alex's spray i love that actually XD nice throwback to their old logo
2:02 you can also hold it closed for a second to do a charge shot
That is such a good detail with the video title. Using the Lambda symbol to replace the A in 'Half'. brilliant!
That old Valve logo scene took me back to when I was 4 years old and just started exploring valve games, starting with old-school counterstrike.
Friendly fire, a blessing and a curse for Multiplayer
Stumbled upon this video randomly... I think I found gold
Great content, well deserved subscriber
I honestly want to see these guys play team fortress 2. I know they don’t do requests but it’d still be cool
the og valve man thingy was nightmare fuel
0:45
you are dead, not big surprise!
Alex's image on the wall reminds me of the well known image of Marlon Brando in the Godfather!
Tha point where they were killin each other in tha lift was absolutely wonderful I love their laughin n chaos at that point! LONG LIVE WORSTPREMADEEVER!!!
Imagining Alex's spray with BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU as a caption... stuff of nightmares.
0:13 I laughed so hard not just because of Ellis but I said the exact same thing at the same time!
Love the Valve image at the end
i remember that VALVE person with a tap used to TURN FUCKING AROUND in one game, i was unaware of that, at night, alone, without lights, and went ballistic with fear before realising i was mental :D
3:15 anybody else think of the singer for my chemical romance 😂
Alex's spray looks like a Phil Collins album cover
You guys might be interested in Enemy On Board. It’s free to play and is basically World Of Warcraft meets First Class Trouble. It’s a social deception type game so it’d be funny to watch everyone accusing each other.
Definitely nailed the valve logo at the end
The game is 'Synergy' and its very fun you play through all of Half Life and or the episodes of it with up to by default 32 people but some servers boost that to 64, during a rebel rush event it goes to 100 in some servers
i freaking love synergy been playing that game alooot especially when mods are on the servers!
I am dying to know what y’all were hiding at 3:40 ish
2:48 so he's mad cus it's true.
Alex looks like a realistic Minecraft steve
I thought the valve was on the back of his head 😅
Did some digging turns out I'm just not old enough to remember the guy with a valve for an eye 😂
the valve logo joke at the end was extra funny because you explained it to us before showing it.
That is a face that will forever haunt my nightmares
Alex's portrait reminds me of Big brother from "1984"!
"The answer is yes"
You forgot to add the part where it will hurt xD
That valvehead logo is perfect i cant help but laugh seeing it great job and thats a future valve head logo
Oh got that ending with alex and the valve in his eye. Genius
It is now my head cannon that Alex should be called Henry or Your Majesty
Hahahaha that parody at the end was golden
Real talk, the first time I ever launched any Valve game that had the picture of that dude, I immediately closed it and never opened it again because it freaked me 'tf out so much. This was..... very long ago.
Ah half life. I miss this game
I said a while back that alex looks like henry the 8th when he was on the flying carpet with jasmin from alladin. Its such a great image
There is something about watching a wpm video before work, some funny shit before a decent into hell perhaps?
if you put alex's face on a t-towel, that exact photo, id buy it.
glad to see you guys playing one of my favorite games. I love you idiots 🤣
3:00 what is that voice changer XD!!!!! ic ant stop laughing
When I saw that image of Alex for the first time in this video I really thought it was Henry VIII for a few seconds.
I have 3 male roommates named Alex, two of them are married to each other. It's not confusing at all. (4:00)
Alex and Alyx Sitting in a boat.
you guys just about sum up what my family acts like 😂