Cath: can we get pole? I could pole dance for you? Ellis: We’re not putting a pole in our house Jonk: it can double as a firman pole Ellis: ohhhhh NOW WERE TALKING!
Gotta love how it reads as a character from Big Bang Theory. Autistic Asexual who just wants to live out childhood dreams and really sees no benefit to their partner trying to put the moves on them.
y'know i didn't find "empty your sack into molly" that inappropriate until the gummy bear started childishly giggling and the narwhal pointed it out. Never stop being the immature bunch you lot are :)
I forgot being a member of a channel was a thing and that you can get videos earlier than everyone else and I spent like 5 minutes just "How tf did this person get there comments 2 days before the videos release"
All I could think about doing afterwards was emptying my sack into molly, sounds like a good bit of fun. God you weirdos are turning me the 14% random British I am thanks to my 1st generation grandmother
As soon as Jonk mentioned he wanted to be called “Douglas” as a child I immediately thought of Thomas and Friends. I’ve never been so happy to have watched that show as a kid until now.
To be fair, me and my brother also didn't think to try "shooting them off" of the roof. We made grapple pulleys and platforms, climbed up to the top to discover they were shootable. We did also happen to find a hidden pickaxe piece because of that so it worked out in the end.
"Right, so not for the fact that your wife can pole dance for you, you want it because you can be Fireman Sam." I mean, who doesn't want to be Fireman Sam?
cath offers: free pole dancing FOR FREE ellis answers with "no" without skipping a beat jake offers: fire man sam? ellis: shut up and take my money . ellis is a fire man chad
Ya know, Gabby simping on Jake when he talks about sound stuff is exactly like me when my boyfriend starts talking about languages. I know nothing about it, but he knows a lot and I really love hearing him talk about it.
9:46 My character in a D&D session was entirely sloshed drunk off her ass and burst into a nonsense song. Her resulting performance checks ensured that she actually sounded halfway decent and didn't earrape everyone nearby. Thank you Gabby for this rendition of what she would have sounded like.
Wonder if they realize their is a secret achievement for playing 3 games without putting a barrel into the bottom of the drop pod bay. And also riding a barrel for 3 seconds
They tried doing the barrel riding achievement before in another video, but the others kept interrupting the ride every time so I don’t believe anyone ever got it.
Seeing this made my day. I've had some burnout recently, and some laughter, even for 10 short minutes, REALLY helped. I hope y'all are doing good right now.
I now have 3 Fs: Finance, Feed, and F[sheep noises]. Give my thanks to Cath...you gave three reasons when she said "double" Edit: The fire pole stuff made me think of Ghostbusters, honestly.
I feel like both Ellis and Cath’s and Gabby and Jake’s relationships are prime examples for the term “Opposites attract” Even though there’s a lot of piss taking in both relationships for how differently each person thinks and acts, there’s also a lot of love, despite both person’s differences.
Bought this game a few weeks ago cuz it's been on sale for a while, I mist say it's quite grindy and repetitive but fairly fun. I don't have a group of friends to play with but I can imagine it's a lot more fun with some.
It is way more fun with friends definitely. Doing public games are hit or miss depending on who you get. I've had just as much fun with people I haven't met as I would have if I had friends to play with, but I've also have had the worst time with speed runners that do not care about pacing for people that don't have Uber powerful builds.
Fyi: the self-revive granted by the "Iron Will" perk only lasts for about 12 seconds. If you don't obtain more health (via resupply pod or red sugar) before the timer expires, you'll go down again.
I’ve played this game a lot and it’s one of those gems i enjoy playing, i’m glad more content creators are playing it and spreading word of this great game
the funny part about jake using his perk ability to get back up is that it doesnt actually get you up up, it just brings you back up for 10 seconds even if you have no health and gives you better pickaxe damage, and then after 10 seconds you go back down unless you healed somehow during the 10 seconds you were up, be it with red sugar or a supply drop
It's funny about names you could've been called because since you grown up with the name you were given, its very hard to imagine being called anything else. My dad wanted to name me or my older sister Phoebe after his great grandmother but I cannot picture either one of us being called that. So if Jonk was called Douglas, his twich channel would be called DickisDouglas probably.
So, in another timeline, Jake could be called Douglas. He works as a philosopher professor giving classes on philosophy and literature, and he is Scottish.
5:30 as someone who’s parents went to West Virginia University, the song actually goes like this: “Sweet Caroline, “ (instead of “dun dun dun” you go) “eat shit Pitt.” (West Virginia University’s American football arch enemies.) Just look up Sweet Caroline WVU style.
Pole is instaled, Cath is not allowed to touch it, only Ellis can slowly slide down in sexi fireman custome and cath start question her life choises I love it
I have legitimately turned Gobby’s rambling song into a ring tone. Edit: I was in the middle of a meeting with my boss and my phone went off, SHE RECOGNISED GABBY AND AGREED THAT SHE LOVED THAT MOMENT
I'm Mr. dirt mover, I'm Mr. rock. I'm Mr. earth shifter, I'm Mr. nothing-can-block. They call me the Drilldozer 'cause everything in my path. Becomes rubble in my swath. Feel my wrath.
“He finances, feeds, and fucks me” - Cathbait, one of the best quotes ever
The Three F's of life.
Right after "I don't BULLY you for being Welsh I MOCK you for being Welsh" 2 hilarious quotes back to back
That is one of the best quotes that cathbait has ever said
Caths hierarchy of needs
Cath got a Daddy^^
That's romantic "let our beards touch, oh sorry I mistook you for someone else."
That happens way too often.
That*
And he say Come here😏
And he say Come here😏
The absolute SHIT TON of horny fanfic that was born this day
The legends behind this channel embody the saying “Young once, immature forever.”
I am here for it.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
@@Cbyneorne Indeed
I want to like, you have 666 likes.
That story about Jake wanting to be called "Douglas" is so adorable.
Addendum: Fireman pole through the bedroom is also a worthy investment.
Definitely better than the story behind the name I want instead; it's my middle name.
Addendum? Zusätzlich in German? Comes from "ad"? sounds latin somehow 😳🤔
@@beforelifewaschaos Apparently it's borrowed from Latin "addendus". Just means "an addition".
@@WolfEntertainment Thanks, learned a little bit again 🤓
@@beforelifewaschaos Nachtrag. Addendum is latin and refers to additional/supplementary notes
A boy: wants a pole for his wife to dance on
A man: wants a pole to cosplay fireman Sam
I've seen pictures of Cath, that pole will not survive her pole dancing
I'd want a pole to play Ray Stantz… (costume not needed)
Mans have priorities
Cath: can we get pole? I could pole dance for you?
Ellis: We’re not putting a pole in our house
Jonk: it can double as a firman pole
Ellis: ohhhhh NOW WERE TALKING!
Gotta love how it reads as a character from Big Bang Theory.
Autistic Asexual who just wants to live out childhood dreams and really sees no benefit to their partner trying to put the moves on them.
Ellis has his priorities straight.
I vouch for this being the most "Man" thing a Man could say
I was reminded of Dan Aakroyd from Ghostbusters.
who else had the reference to fireman sam give them IMMENSE nostalgia because they watched fireman sam in their childhood
"they're not necromancers" that you know of gabby. They can pull their own heads off, so they can resurrect themselves through the dark arts.
I now need a game about Axolotl necromancers.
@@ladeao1552 On it!
@@creeper7ech520how’s it turning out?
y'know i didn't find "empty your sack into molly" that inappropriate until the gummy bear started childishly giggling and the narwhal pointed it out. Never stop being the immature bunch you lot are :)
I forgot being a member of a channel was a thing and that you can get videos earlier than everyone else and I spent like 5 minutes just "How tf did this person get there comments 2 days before the videos release"
@@tytheghost3024 WAIT THATS HOW THAT HAPPENS? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
All I could think about doing afterwards was emptying my sack into molly, sounds like a good bit of fun. God you weirdos are turning me the 14% random British I am thanks to my 1st generation grandmother
@@vibrantly Bless your heart.
“I’M MAKING A DEPOSIT!!!”
jake: *takes about audio engineering experiences*
Gabby: Oh no the bra fell off
As soon as Jonk mentioned he wanted to be called “Douglas” as a child I immediately thought of Thomas and Friends. I’ve never been so happy to have watched that show as a kid until now.
Isn’t Douglas black??
@@austinstockton9221 In the show he is.
To be fair, me and my brother also didn't think to try "shooting them off" of the roof. We made grapple pulleys and platforms, climbed up to the top to discover they were shootable.
We did also happen to find a hidden pickaxe piece because of that so it worked out in the end.
Noice
"Right, so not for the fact that your wife can pole dance for you, you want it because you can be Fireman Sam."
I mean, who doesn't want to be Fireman Sam?
Can we PLEASE have a Mega comp. of Wheezing Gabby? Her laughter always makes my day!
YES please!!!
All the Mega, Tera, Giga, and Normal Wheezes, That would probably Join My favorite WPE lists, along Ellis Rages And Cath Cathing
cath offers: free pole dancing FOR FREE
ellis answers with "no" without skipping a beat
jake offers: fire man sam?
ellis: shut up and take my money
.
ellis is a fire man chad
Not even 30 seconds in and we have another classic Jonk-Ellis moment. God, I love this channel!
I think you mean a "Jellis" Moment.
Gabby's wheeze gives me life. That should be the next Worst Premade Extras, a compilation of Gabby's wheezing
It's available now! 🤓
Ya know, Gabby simping on Jake when he talks about sound stuff is exactly like me when my boyfriend starts talking about languages. I know nothing about it, but he knows a lot and I really love hearing him talk about it.
I’m now convinced Gabby has some sort of fetish for Jake’s audio engineer knowledge.
Well I can't personally think of any other reason for her to marry him frankly, unless his cooking is god tier
@@agentgingerman I can see that.
I mean it's pretty common for a woman to like when her man is confident and knowledgeable in what he's doing. Not really a fetish
@@steelbear2063 yup, human natural hierarchy at its finest (hierarchy of competence) as Jordan B. Peterson puts it.
@@zidniafifamani2378 It's a fuckin wonder people still listen to that guy in any serious capacity.
Lmao. The ending song “lyrics” almost made me choke on my dinner.
9:46
My character in a D&D session was entirely sloshed drunk off her ass and burst into a nonsense song. Her resulting performance checks ensured that she actually sounded halfway decent and didn't earrape everyone nearby.
Thank you Gabby for this rendition of what she would have sounded like.
I had to take a breath after laughing so hard at 2:15 . The brutal and sincere honesty here was priceless.
Finally someone else acknowledges the 3 F's of relationships.
The Ukulele bit with Gabby at the end was funny as hell!
Gabby's improv at the end is awesome! Loved it, really wished for another verse
Wonder if they realize their is a secret achievement for playing 3 games without putting a barrel into the bottom of the drop pod bay. And also riding a barrel for 3 seconds
wasn't it 10 games?
@@TheRadioknight yeah I think so, I thought it was 10 at first lol
They tried doing the barrel riding achievement before in another video, but the others kept interrupting the ride every time so I don’t believe anyone ever got it.
Seeing this made my day. I've had some burnout recently, and some laughter, even for 10 short minutes, REALLY helped. I hope y'all are doing good right now.
That end solo was class. Were oiled upppp and piiig. 🤣👌🏽
The wheezing and the ukulele part are my favorite. I was in tears laughing.
for the conversation around 1:50
"You carry a load well, Molly!" is a voiceline.
I now have 3 Fs: Finance, Feed, and F[sheep noises]. Give my thanks to Cath...you gave three reasons when she said "double"
Edit: The fire pole stuff made me think of Ghostbusters, honestly.
I feel like both Ellis and Cath’s and Gabby and Jake’s relationships are prime examples for the term “Opposites attract”
Even though there’s a lot of piss taking in both relationships for how differently each person thinks and acts, there’s also a lot of love, despite both person’s differences.
Gabby's laugh kills me every time. It's alternates between an asthma attack and a dying seagull.
Jake: I'm going to have Nick respond, because he's not going to troll me.
Me: The moment you said that, he was set to troll you.
Bought this game a few weeks ago cuz it's been on sale for a while, I mist say it's quite grindy and repetitive but fairly fun. I don't have a group of friends to play with but I can imagine it's a lot more fun with some.
It is way more fun with friends definitely. Doing public games are hit or miss depending on who you get. I've had just as much fun with people I haven't met as I would have if I had friends to play with, but I've also have had the worst time with speed runners that do not care about pacing for people that don't have Uber powerful builds.
The DRG community is hands-down the best on the internet. My friends list has doubled from all the randos I've added because they were fun.
9:40 Best singing award goes to Gabby
Yeah 35 minute gang! My dad younger brother and I absolutely love this game. So glad that you guys are able to play it again. rock and stone!
The 3 f's are really important in a good relationship! Thanks for teaching us senpaii
[9:40] ladies and gentlemen this is my new alarm/notification sound✨
love you guys~
YES!
AFTER TWO YEARS, THEY FINALLY PLAY THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME AGAIN!
DRG IS AWESOME!
They already did in the past.
ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
@@brawler5760 "AFTER TWO YEARS, THEY FINALLY PLAY THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME AGAIN!"
misread that as drug is awsome
I love the last clip, not for the fact that it's funny. But for the fact that both Jake, and Gabby were genuinely having fun and laughing.
Jonk “I wanted to be called Douglas as a child”
Gabby The Hogwheeze Express has arrived
Fyi: the self-revive granted by the "Iron Will" perk only lasts for about 12 seconds. If you don't obtain more health (via resupply pod or red sugar) before the timer expires, you'll go down again.
The ukelele part at the end is what makes this video greater than it already whas
Thanks for cheering up my day.
Caught a fever last night and been bed ridden all day.
Love seeing you all playing my favorite game! Rocks and Stones!
-will break your bones
Finances feeds and fucks an instant classic
That ending ukulele was beautiful
Slightly silly and outta nowhere lyrics-but beautiful
Gabby's embarrassment is the most new player thing I've seen in this game by far
I’ve played this game a lot and it’s one of those gems i enjoy playing, i’m glad more content creators are playing it and spreading word of this great game
0:10 Jellis became canon
I have been listening to Gabby's Pig Breakdown™ on repeat :)
I love that you guys play this game. It's one of my favorite games.
i choked on my pop laughing when you guys did the drilldozer bit. its when alex sang he just came that sent me over the edge
That needs to be the ending song from now own.
The fireman sam pole is very reasonable
Let’s be real none of us could hope for such an epic relationship
Nick has amazing comedic timing!
So when can we expect wheezyg's album to be released, cause that banjo solo was phenomanal
That last clip should so become the new outro
9:40 as a person who lives in the south, I can say this is how they sing all the time
1:50 the safer option would be “drop of your ore”
There are two types of men in this world, those who dream of having a fireman pole in their house, and undercover cyborgs
Surprised no body has asked Ellis what the crystals r made of
Now i want more Gabsters ukulele
the funny part about jake using his perk ability to get back up is that it doesnt actually get you up up, it just brings you back up for 10 seconds even if you have no health and gives you better pickaxe damage, and then after 10 seconds you go back down unless you healed somehow during the 10 seconds you were up, be it with red sugar or a supply drop
*starts talking about Drill Dozer being a good name for you know what.*
DrillDozer, the GBA game: *slowly backing away*
Finances, Feeds and Fucks, ah, the 3 sacred Fs
It's funny about names you could've been called because since you grown up with the name you were given, its very hard to imagine being called anything else. My dad wanted to name me or my older sister Phoebe after his great grandmother but I cannot picture either one of us being called that. So if Jonk was called Douglas, his twich channel would be called DickisDouglas probably.
Deep Throat Galactic: The only Escort service on Hoxxes 4.
Gabby's wheeze is amazing. I would 100% watch a compilation of her wheezing laughs.
"Deep throat galactic"
Adding that to the funny/stupid names Jonk has come up with
"DID I HEAR A ROCK & STONE?!"
I was not prepared for that ending
Keep being you guys. Keep it up.
its like you are all sharing 1/4s of one brain cell and are fighting for the bigger size lmao
9:40 i need this as my ringtone.
So, in another timeline, Jake could be called Douglas. He works as a philosopher professor giving classes on philosophy and literature, and he is Scottish.
Cath just slides down the pole in a sexy fire fighter outfit.
Ellis proceeds to have an anime nose bleed.
When she started wheezing, I would've put/referenced it to a Dog after smelling something awful. But then I realized that'd be an insult to the Dog.
WHEEZY G’S NEW HIT SINGLE “OILED UP PIGS” IS AVAILABLE NOW ON SPOTIFY, APPLE MUSIC, AND RUclips
the bit with the "colon-...colon-..con lazy rave?-...K" got me
I've never seen such an incompetent group of dwarves be this...incompetent before.
I love them, can someone get these people a raise?
Be careful around the Drilldozer, he has a habit of depositing his minerals in people.
5:30 as someone who’s parents went to West Virginia University, the song actually goes like this:
“Sweet Caroline, “ (instead of “dun dun dun” you go) “eat shit Pitt.” (West Virginia University’s American football arch enemies.)
Just look up Sweet Caroline WVU style.
gabby at the end cracked me up 😂
I really needed to laugh right now, thank you.
Pole is instaled, Cath is not allowed to touch it, only Ellis can slowly slide down in sexi fireman custome and cath start question her life choises
I love it
ah yes, the necromancer variant of the mexican axolotls, the perfect pet
if one of them dies, they can revive each other, the perfect pet system
2:40 o m g that wheeze got so good for a second you weren't able to hear it
“You need to periodically empty your sack into Molly?”
-Jake 2022
I love Gabby's wheezes
Steeve! Yay! A fun fact is that you can also tame slashers and grunt gaurds
That was such a treat! I haven't laughed that hard in a while! I love you nerds; you're all fantastic!
I have legitimately turned Gobby’s rambling song into a ring tone.
Edit: I was in the middle of a meeting with my boss and my phone went off, SHE RECOGNISED GABBY AND AGREED THAT SHE LOVED THAT MOMENT
9:47 i think Gabby's dwarf completes whatever the hell is going on here
Thank you for making this video. You convinced me to play the game and now I can't stop. I regret nothing
SHE CAN PLAY THE UKULELE?!
6:54
_”because nick’s not going to troll me”_
You can't say that they’re not going Troll you and expect them to not Troll you seconds later.
I'm Mr. dirt mover, I'm Mr. rock.
I'm Mr. earth shifter, I'm Mr. nothing-can-block.
They call me the Drilldozer 'cause everything in my path.
Becomes rubble in my swath.
Feel my wrath.
I love How Jake just mistakes everyone for Gabby today in this video 🤣