Bludgeoning a frightened child to death right outside a now-ruined Helgen is definitely a way to start a Skyrim playthrough. How this video is not age restricted is beyond me, but ya boi's gotta eat so I'm happy for him.
He actually loots it as well. I was expecting him to get to that part of the video and either get confused when he couldn't find it or get confused when he ended up with two of them.
@@steventheamazing762 As someone who watched the entire Gate to Sovngarde run I'm going to confidently assert that Spiff has game-blindess and definitely missed what he'd done.
I genuinely thought the conjured familiar would try to kill you as well, at least we now know that there's onde single creature who doesn't hate Bob. Congrats, Bob
In the lore of elder scrolls, Conjuration spells used to be two separate spells (summoning a daedra/spirit and binding it), but were combined into one spell once the denizens of Nirn got tired of being murdered because they couldn’t bind the summoned creature fast enough. Conjuration spells literally enslave the summoned creature to bind it to your will. The familiar is not his friend.
5:30 The rabbit is obviously a servant of El-ahrairah. "All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will [RUclips] you. But first they must catch you."
The multiplayer episode where they hunted you was one of my all time favorites. Friends always make games better. The banter and teamwork etc. Even an episode two of the same premise with different objectives would be great.
Legless the Third needs to avenge his forefathers! I think I’ve rewatched 100 and 101 like 4 times each by now, they are absolutely hilarious. That and the 1hp challenge xD
Honestly I'd be more scared of a child than a dragon, since you can kill a dragon but the child is protected by the power of Todd, and cannot be harmed
5:30 Maybe that Rabbit is part of a partially-built Kynareth quest that either never fully made it or that nobody yet knows how to activate. You should look into that.
Very interesting theory, out of a quick search though I think the hostile mod ended up putting a dremora voice line for the rabbit for some reason? Only thing I can think of, but from a quick search I found a guy fighting a frost giant, summoned a dremora lord and after it kills th giant it says "I honor my lord by destroying you" just a thought.
Wouldn't normally do this but you brought up Skyrim Multiplayer... the Dunderheads do man hunts and other weird things like: A Skyrim "Pokémon" tournament, an Apex Legends style free-for-all, a 'simple' race. Those were all fun... and honestly I think it'd make their day if you dropped a message like "That Skyrim Pokémon tournament looked fun, mind if I 'steal' it." Based on things said in stream (lots of their watchers have asked if they've tried reaching out to you) they think you could never notice them. So you get a fun video idea or two, they get a little confidence boost and we (the fans) get more content!
Loaded up skyrim last week and had to tell my anti-virus to trust skyrim to access its own files. When my cousin made the comment that skyrim was made of bugs, I realized skyrim is actually a weaver ant nest. They latch themselves together to create hydrolic chains to pull leaves together before sewing the leaves together with the silk extruded by their larvae. Essentially, a buggy mass that just works.
I think the lore behind this is that Bob got ignored by everyone and was extremely lonely, so he approached Clavicus Vile and made a deal. As usual, making deals with Clavicus can have an unpleasant twist.
Today I was drinking my Yorkshire tea and was thinking about how great it would be to watch a Spiffing Brit Skyrim video. Seems like the powers of Yorkshire tea are real because Spiff did indeed deliver.
It turns out that everyone actually does love Bob Curuncle, and they just love him so much that the cuteness aggression kicks in and they just can't help themselves. He's so lovable that everyone (and everything) just wants to eat him up! So obviously they have to dismember him first.
Beautifully poetic story told with the urgency of being in there myself. I love Skritch. The only being that can be friends with even the world's most hated man.
I am so glad to see the exploding chickens mod included! I have very fond memories of that particular mod. Also loved seeing it in a weekly video of Skyrim Mods Roundup that was done by a website for a long time.
Back when you could make your own spells (Morrowind, Oblivion) you could make a spell that did DOT Destruction to yourself combined with DOT Restoration for the same amount & power level both skills at once without any real danger.
I love how the bandit section of the video's context is basically just: "Everyone hates this man. Wizard gives magical enchanted daggers to vicious kids in hopes that they can kill the man."
Saying _everything_ is hostile, but then being able to summon a minion who doesn't immediately go for your throat kind of feels like false advertisement lol
Help brilliant stupidity already you guys continue to avoid responding to him telling him about why his videos are somehow age restricted when he hasn't violated anything on the link sent
Why is that I just became accustomed to watching his 100+ Day Hardcore Series, and seeing him die not even 10 minutes into the video just had me so confused. lol
Bethesda: "We made children invulnerable so they can't be killed because child murder is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" SpiffingBrit: "OH NO! Anyway..." Also SpiffingBrit later in the video: *gets hands on a glass knife*
I absolutely love playing on survival mode. My only issue is that you can’t fast travel, so until you get a steed, traversing the map gets pretty tedious.
Bob is clearly related to that SCP whose effect is that anyone not related to him sees him as evil, and will go through crazy mental hoops to try connecting him to absolutely any horrible deed they can imagine, from causing the viewer to stub their toe in the dark, to literally all of the horrors of the two World Wars.
Play War Thunder now with my link, and get a massive, free bonus pack including vehicles, boosters and more: playwt.link/thespiffingbrit24
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That War is indeed Thunderous.
so much thunder much war
@@thespiffingbrit Never seen a vid though.
Spiff, next video can you please use an FOV higher than room temperature, thank you.
Not gonna lie. I was kinda hoping his summoned creature would be hostile as well lol
You too? My thought aswell :D
@@failgamer2581 same
I just came here to say this lol
Same, I was a little disappointed since that means he technically lied. Familiars/summons would be included in everything after all.
Turns out, Spiff did find an exploit after all.
20:03 one of the loading screens in Skyrim says something about the horses being hardy and strong. It wasn’t a tip, it was a warning
that also came to my mind
Don't ask why I kept looting gold when no merchant wanted to trade with me...
Simple reason: Gooold
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It is because it is shiny
Because you want to rebuild the Empire?
Why are you looting gold when no merchant wanted to trade with you?
"I honor my lord by destroying you" -Bunny Rabbit, 2024
I felt that.
something something HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!
It's Monty Python Rabbit!
honestly now you can mod the lord of rabbit in skyrim
Next run is gonna be a Rabbit-run!
That moment when Spiff becomes part of a Monty Python skit
"Oh no, I have no friends and everything wants to kill me!"
*proceeds to summon friends for the vast majority of fights*
@@fang4223 I fully expected the summoned ally to turn and fight him on first summon
@@KeeleTasume I was eagerly hopping for that as well.
@@fang4223 Hop like the bunny that wishes to honor his lord by destroying him
And repeatedly summons friends just to murder them for XP.
@@KeeleTasume123 👍
"he just wants everyone to love him!"
*immediately kills a child slave and a scared lost child*
Well at least he had good intentions ( I think)
That was not a scarred lost child, that was a SCARED LOST CHILD.
You are truly British
HA!
Well, his name for the child was actually correct by the time he was done with them.
Bludgeoning a frightened child to death right outside a now-ruined Helgen is definitely a way to start a Skyrim playthrough. How this video is not age restricted is beyond me, but ya boi's gotta eat so I'm happy for him.
I was literally looking for an age restriction because he was just talking freely about k*lling children 💀💀@@SaltyNard
I mean was there ever any doubt
14:59: Spiff gets so excited about a ring of minor archery that he misses the key to Chillfurrow Farmhouse that Wilmuth had on him.
He actually loots it as well. I was expecting him to get to that part of the video and either get confused when he couldn't find it or get confused when he ended up with two of them.
I'm sure he knows. Just wanted an excuse to kill Nazeem 🎉
@@steventheamazing762 As someone who watched the entire Gate to Sovngarde run I'm going to confidently assert that Spiff has game-blindess and definitely missed what he'd done.
@@steventheamazing762 Nazeem is now visiting the cloud district...
This challenge would be a walk in the park for the glorious Reanu Keeves.
@@AmaroMalta wouldn't even be a challenge
Seymour Cleavarge wouldn't even be seen.
@@AmaroMalta impossible! No one in Skyrim is crazy enough to hate Reanu Keeves
Ok but who would ever hate the glorious Reanu Keeves?
@@rigel9228 it's physically impossible to not like him. Seriously, he won't let you
Spiff Deaths...
9:30 - Death by child
12:54 - Chicken bomb
13:33 - Chicken bomb strikes again
15:20 - Off with his head
23:31 - Death by door
Death by door was my favourite.
@@m4c0br I loved the first chicken bomb lmao, took me by surprise
@@themilkmanwithoutmilk Hard choice, to be honest. I laughed hard on both. My tie-breaker was the door being a vanilla thing...
@@m4c0br Fair enough, the door one was Skyrim showing that it 'Just Works'
Death by backstab execution and door interaction within frames of each other... look closer at the frame as he used the door...
“Skyrim but I’m French” challenge
Jokes about the French but it's accurate
@@hitihautriponel419deserved
Nah, too easy... Everyone will just surrender...
"Skyrim but you drink coffee"
19:20 "I will not take the back entrance!" That's what he said.
I genuinely thought the conjured familiar would try to kill you as well, at least we now know that there's onde single creature who doesn't hate Bob. Congrats, Bob
Came down to reply... at least he gets one friend. An imaginary one.
In the lore of elder scrolls, Conjuration spells used to be two separate spells (summoning a daedra/spirit and binding it), but were combined into one spell once the denizens of Nirn got tired of being murdered because they couldn’t bind the summoned creature fast enough. Conjuration spells literally enslave the summoned creature to bind it to your will.
The familiar is not his friend.
"let me know if that's something you're interested in"
SPIFF WE ALLL LOVE YOUR SKYRIM VIDS
I prefer the other ones
*I PREFER PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!*
HE WAS SCARED, NOT SCARRED. Well at least not til he met you.
You can only scar if you're alive.
The worst scars are the ones we get when we are scared . . . or something . . . I guess
5:30 The rabbit is obviously a servant of El-ahrairah.
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will [RUclips] you. But first they must catch you."
General Woundwort would definitely know Unrelenting Force
Bunny: 'I honor my lord, by destroying you!" Hircine is confused.
At 14:57 Wilmuth had the Key to Chillfurrow Farmhouse. So he had that item for the majority of the video and didn't even notice.
I noticed that. It was really grinding at my soul 😂
The multiplayer episode where they hunted you was one of my all time favorites.
Friends always make games better. The banter and teamwork etc.
Even an episode two of the same premise with different objectives would be great.
Seeing another "Can I survive 100 Days" would be cool too at some point.
I will be working on it again soon dont worry :) They are really fun to make
@@thespiffingbrit Aye great to hear! I enjoy all your videos I just find those really fun. Hope life is treating you well!
Legless the Third needs to avenge his forefathers!
I think I’ve rewatched 100 and 101 like 4 times each by now, they are absolutely hilarious. That and the 1hp challenge xD
Nice
Honestly I'd be more scared of a child than a dragon, since you can kill a dragon but the child is protected by the power of Todd, and cannot be harmed
I’m more scared of playing any Bethesda game
7:10 "Why doesn't anyone want to be my friend?" Says the child murderer.
I think in Fallout 3 at a "certain" cave that would make you popular with the rest of the wastelands
5:30 Maybe that Rabbit is part of a partially-built Kynareth quest that either never fully made it or that nobody yet knows how to activate. You should look into that.
Very interesting theory, out of a quick search though I think the hostile mod ended up putting a dremora voice line for the rabbit for some reason? Only thing I can think of, but from a quick search I found a guy fighting a frost giant, summoned a dremora lord and after it kills th giant it says "I honor my lord by destroying you" just a thought.
Maybe the bunny was a wabbajacked dremora
i can confirm 0:40
@@ProGamerDudepgd I did not forsee you watching spiff
9:43 " First child is almost dead. Stand up boy......there we go" That gave me a good chuckle
Wouldn't normally do this but you brought up Skyrim Multiplayer... the Dunderheads do man hunts and other weird things like: A Skyrim "Pokémon" tournament, an Apex Legends style free-for-all, a 'simple' race. Those were all fun... and honestly I think it'd make their day if you dropped a message like "That Skyrim Pokémon tournament looked fun, mind if I 'steal' it." Based on things said in stream (lots of their watchers have asked if they've tried reaching out to you) they think you could never notice them. So you get a fun video idea or two, they get a little confidence boost and we (the fans) get more content!
Man the final march on Dragonsreach was insane! And as usually a great expirience to watch!
Loaded up skyrim last week and had to tell my anti-virus to trust skyrim to access its own files.
When my cousin made the comment that skyrim was made of bugs, I realized skyrim is actually a weaver ant nest. They latch themselves together to create hydrolic chains to pull leaves together before sewing the leaves together with the silk extruded by their larvae.
Essentially, a buggy mass that just works.
This is such a highly specific comment that is also a perfect metaphor for the state of Bethesda games studios
I laughed WAY TOO HARD at the name “Bob Curuncle” when I got the joke after a second omfg that’s too good
I don't get why spiff worried about the death of a child. A child is a potential adult, so you should not miss an opportunity before it's too late.
I think the lore behind this is that Bob got ignored by everyone and was extremely lonely, so he approached Clavicus Vile and made a deal. As usual, making deals with Clavicus can have an unpleasant twist.
At around 5:39 I was disappointed the bees and butterflies weren't attacking. After all, even the rabbit did.
I could watch Spiff play Skyrim for minutes maybe even hours
Guess: the rabbit is honoring Lord Hircine by hunting the human.
Bob: *exists*
Everything in Skyrim: "And I took that personally"
5:55 SPIFF KILLING A CHILD??? IN A BETHESDA GAME???? LOVELY JUVLY MOMENT !
Is real?
He did it to get the Child Killer perk.
Love these videos. Some of the best to watch whilst eating dinner
imagine having dinner
couldn't be me
It would've been amazing if he went to conjure a familiar then the familiar also attacked him.
If he had gotten far enough to summon dremora - I'm sure it would have.
Chapter: Closing in on our first item
Literally gets one without realising it
Great work Spiff :D
15:03
Today I was drinking my Yorkshire tea and was thinking about how great it would be to watch a Spiffing Brit Skyrim video.
Seems like the powers of Yorkshire tea are real because Spiff did indeed deliver.
>hunted by everything
>conjures things that don't hunt you
Truly the greatest exploiter
Plot twist, Bob Curuncle was actually just very very paranoic and the world only wanted to help him
"My One-handed stats... not the worst" 6:50, The Spiffing Brit, 2024
I'm so glad you keep making Skyrim content- Keep it up!
"Ahh! There's another glass dagger wielding bandit child!"
That's got to be up there in things I never expected to hear.
11:39 you can hear the stress in his voice during the children fight he’s so scared
It turns out that everyone actually does love Bob Curuncle, and they just love him so much that the cuteness aggression kicks in and they just can't help themselves.
He's so lovable that everyone (and everything) just wants to eat him up! So obviously they have to dismember him first.
Imagine falling to sleep and finding the dark brotherhood angrily admiring your work.
Nah, they'd be damned upset that Bob put them out of a job.
Beautifully poetic story told with the urgency of being in there myself. I love Skritch. The only being that can be friends with even the world's most hated man.
5:25 - That Rabbit is out of Monty Python. Don't get too close to it.
Poor Bob, I'd be his friend.
Up until a dragon bites his head off, but you know, it is what it is
Enjoying a cup of coffee whilst watching Spiff, there's a special place in hell reserved for me. 😆
@@jamesknight3070 spit out the coffee and drink some Yorkshire tea
I'm enjoying a beer... I get a pass I think
More like the Shivering Isles... *Sheogorath has entered the chat.*
there is nothing on my feed that i click on faster than a Spiffing Brit Skyrim video
Rabbit honouring Lord Hircine be like
C;...;D
I am so glad to see the exploding chickens mod included! I have very fond memories of that particular mod. Also loved seeing it in a weekly video of Skyrim Mods Roundup that was done by a website for a long time.
Loner makes imaginary friends because everyone hates him
What a delight to watch! Would love to see you play with the mod pack you guys made for the 100 day challenge.
"Hunted by everyone and everything"
Okay so he modded Skyrim to be like Valheim.
*Sees a scared lost child*
Spiff: "Scarred lost child?... let's power attack him.."
Am I the only one who noticed he got the key to the chillfurrow farmhouse from wilmuth mid way through the video?
Yes
Back when you could make your own spells (Morrowind, Oblivion) you could make a spell that did DOT Destruction to yourself combined with DOT Restoration for the same amount & power level both skills at once without any real danger.
3:52 WHAT IS THAT SOUND I have been looking for it forever!!!
It’s from the Legend of Zelda majora’s mask!
Dawn of a new day sound, to be a little more specific
@@Etonfax thank you so much! I thought it was a fnaf sound.
I love how the bandit section of the video's context is basically just:
"Everyone hates this man. Wizard gives magical enchanted daggers to vicious kids in hopes that they can kill the man."
Saying _everything_ is hostile, but then being able to summon a minion who doesn't immediately go for your throat kind of feels like false advertisement lol
"I honor my lord, by destroying you!" The Bunny is talking about Hircine. Fitting.
spiff has 1000 gaming knowledge
Too much ads RUclips
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Help brilliant stupidity already you guys continue to avoid responding to him telling him about why his videos are somehow age restricted when he hasn't violated anything on the link sent
GET OUT!!!
Your battle royales, whether PVP, or PVE for most kills, are legendary, almost as legendary as a nice cup of Yorkshire Tea.
those are not children they are legally distinct Hobbits allegories.
5:32 Obligatory "WHY DO YOU RUN CHILD!?" and he even has an axe so it's perfect XD
Sometimes change is a good thing, but over the course of 5 years I don't think Spiff has changed one bit. And we still enjoy the content all the same.
Got the Anakin youngling-justification going. 😂
As a Southerner, I can confirm that being charged by a bull elicits that reaction. 😂
8:08 Bob looks so confused and seemingly annoyed at the appeal
And no, i did not pick the perfect time on purpose
It is always a good day when Spiff does a video about The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition™
Why is that I just became accustomed to watching his 100+ Day Hardcore Series, and seeing him die not even 10 minutes into the video just had me so confused. lol
Hell yeah. New Skyrim video right after I watch the 11 years of Skyrim video
The subtle, "Fanks, Todd." around 23:30 is great lol
You should use this mod with the coop mod and set some ridiculous goal like whoever kills Alduin first or least amount of deaths. This is brilliant.
I love watching this in the darkness of my room only to be periodically flashbanged by the blindingly white stock photos
It’s almost like Bethesda themselves commissioned the video
I was expecting the conjured companion to start attacking you too. Slightly disappointed that it didn't. 🤣
I seriously would love a series of our Bob here!! Makes me feel like Keanu is back again!!!
Cool autumn day, Spiff in the tube's, I need me a coffee ☕️
Funny, I watched a Skyrim video of yours, and now you upload this wonderful video.
Give me a hell yeah.
You didn’t even watch the full video before you posted that…
YES!
More multiplayer Skyrim content please
They were my absolute favorite videos on RUclips
Little Bob received 12 thousand new friends in just 5 hours! How magnanimously from you, The Spiffing Brit to let it happen!
OMG that rabbit caught me off-guard holy shiet 😂"I honor my lord by destroying you!" angered even the Feywilds I see!
Funny thing is I actually started to play skyrim again and then I see you upload so this is wonderful to see, thanks Spiff.
Bethesda: "We made children invulnerable so they can't be killed because child murder is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
SpiffingBrit: "OH NO! Anyway..."
Also SpiffingBrit later in the video: *gets hands on a glass knife*
I absolutely love playing on survival mode. My only issue is that you can’t fast travel, so until you get a steed, traversing the map gets pretty tedious.
You have no idea how much ive wanted a new spiff skyrim vid thank you spiff
23:30 i just love that the first thing he thinks off is to thank Todd there xD
4:22 Hovering over a fork in the game while saying melee weapon reminds me of great Skyrim Spiff moments 😂
Bob is clearly related to that SCP whose effect is that anyone not related to him sees him as evil, and will go through crazy mental hoops to try connecting him to absolutely any horrible deed they can imagine, from causing the viewer to stub their toe in the dark, to literally all of the horrors of the two World Wars.
I like how Spiff casually skips over killing Cicero.
To me, Spiffs skyrim videos are like walk in the forest, a nice breeze with fresh air.
Your multiplayer videos are always hilarious! We look forward to seeing the theme of it!
Spiff beating Skyrim: 🙅♀️
Ghosting an entire game: ✅️
I haven't bothered 'liking' a video in forever, but honestly that plea to my humanity was too much to resist.
The deadliest enemy is a child with a glass knife. Amazing
The rabbit pledging your destruction for his lord was best bit 😂
I would love to see another multiplayer Skyrim vid.
I love all your content but your Skyrim stuff is my favorite by far! it’s how I found you honestly