A lot of the dialogue is pretty relevant to working in Asda. "Who didn't do the job that I'm meant to do" "let's all hold up here and then when it gets too bad we will run away"
9:32 Weirdest thing I've heard go up someone's backside? A Buzz Lightyear toy, where the button was pressed and the wings popped out after going up there... Definitely not the buzz they want.
I heard someone got a flashlight in there. Bulb side down, and it was on. He had light coming out of it. Worst thing I’ve heard would be a live fish with bony fins.
Barbie has also been shoved up there. Plaster of Paris (they wanted to make a cast mould of his colon. Plaster of Paris dries heavily on organic material, so they literally clogged his asshole), Tesco cucumber with the wrapper on, glasses (you know Doctors made an entire book of "things people 'fell' on"?), the corner of a bed (horny virgin apparently was jumping around in excitement, bounced onto it) and, this one I find karmic, a stripper seduced a bride-to-be, stripteased her before he was gonna shag her, slammed down on a metal stool (metal pole in the middle) as a finish to the tease and THUMP! Chair broke, pole went through the seat, pipe was laid, but not the kind he wanted. XD Honestly, medicine is stupid as fuck sometimes. :P
16:25 tip for sleep, when it’s late at night and you get that first wave of sleepiness, TAKE IT. If you don’t, *good luck getting another for like another 2 hours :)*
6:00 Ah the self healing medic that is usually the last alive and somehow is doing more damage then dps classes when playing as a healer is many peoples go-to ;D
1. I'm all for longer vids, yay! 2. The sound that Gabby made at 1:19 was both hilarious and terrifying 3. the parts that are the most cancel-risk at usually put at the end, which - probably good thinking :) 4. I adore the style of your captions. See you tomorrow in charity stream :)
15:08 As the crazy Canadian that dropped a massive amount that could have been spent on maple syrup, I can confirm that Jake should be Canadian with that mouth, and with the jokes you all do? The hub might be the BEST platform for you! Especially if they have trains, right, Jake?~
14:05 "..no one wants British accents..." Then, how do you explain the Xenoblade Chronicle games, Ellis? The voices are swimming with the British Isles accents! Example : Eunie being "Eunie" from XC3
Just to get it out of the way, Ellis is a dachshund, not a chihuahua. Because chihuahuas are hyper as all hell whereas dachshunds are simply the incarnation of canine rage, fearing neither god nor animals that are way to big to pick a fight with.
I'm one of those instant sleepers as well. The trick is to empty your brain. Just get comfy, close your eyes, and then stop thinking. When I was young I had lots of problems falling asleep, mostly because I either wasn't comfortable, or because my brain was reviewing the day's events in 4k ultra HD.
I am very much like Nick, i lay down for bed, close my eyes, and then wake up to my alarm. Usually, no tossing and turning for hours, no extra routine. 30 seconds, and im already into tomorrow. My wife hates it
2:51 it's like payday 2 difficulties as there is no thing as "easy" or "normal" it just goes hard, very hard, Overkill, Mayhem, Death Sentence, then last BUT NOT AT ALL LEAST Death Wish
clearly whoever did the captions never heard of a PALLAS cat edit: 14:19 since america's stuck with this middle-school bully having responsibility over signing bills into effect for four more years this was a well-timed laugh
I am also jealous of people that can just lie down and be asleep immediately. I can be physically tired but my brain will be like a 2 year old all coked up on sugar. Me: "Okay, time for a good night's sleep." My Brain: "Nope, we've got like 4,036 random things to contemplate! Let's GO!"
If you play as demo and use RPG 7 at really close range (on the head) so it doesn't explode it does 300% damage on scrakes, you will need like, 1 or 2 shots to kill it. Scrakes are resistant to explosions, and FPs and QPs are vulnerable
The secret to falling asleep fast is to be so exhausted at the end of the day that you can barely walk to your bed and if it still doesn’t work then RUclips until you fall asleep is also very good
Calling Ellis a Chihuahua is one of THE biggest insults in the damn world :' "Hmm, i think i'd be a calm, slow, leaf eating creature that doesnt do much" "Nah you're an brittle, constantly angry, shivering, tiny creature that even satan wouldnt touch"
Whenever I think of possible fursonas for WPE, I would think Ellis would be a Western Dragon, Cath would be a Cat, Jake would be a Wolf, Alex would be a Bear, and Gabby would be an Otter
"Nobody wants british accents" And earlier Ellis said he was a Warhammer fan, they ONLY want british accents! If nothing else, he could always be an ork.
I have not played killing floor 2 in a very long time but I still like the game quite a lot, my only issue with it is how long it takes to load the game, once the first load is done its fast but that first load take like 10 - 20 mins. I need to upgrade from an HDD.
FOR THE LOVE OF SANTA ON A STICK! Anyone can fix doors! The only difference is the speed! You can buy ammo! It's the big button that's saying AUTO FILL!
I've played this game for over 2700 hours, every character prestige lvl 5 lvl 25. You cannot replace the doors with any character and depending on which game you are playing ammo sometimes cannot be bought in the pod. 😜 Try playing some more perhaps?
Gabby will be a very hyperactive hamster 🐹 Get diabetes, Die, And shoved in Alex's Freezer 😹😹😹😹😹😹 But you have to take her out at noon so she can run around then put her back in, Too active to be dead all the time 💀 That's for Alex ❤️ and Ellis
Ellis I think you truly do underestimate how many people like British sounding characters, one of my own favourites (and many others) in his English dub speaks like a British Victorian posh boy, though I may be biased as a British person myself lmao
This comment will most likely not be seen but, you guys SHOULD ABSOLUTELY play the game “Charlie Murder” it’s an early 2010’s 4 player beat-em up game, where you play as one of 5 garage punk band members that fight through a demonic army, in the attempt to save the world. This game was a major part of my childhood that and castle crashers
so whats the story of killing floor games? scientists created zombie army, in the end lost control of them? ps love you guys, always view your old vids while driving to keep me awake and background noise for.... stuff haha
Ellis: "What is wrong with us today?"
Today?
Real question, have the WPE crew ever actually done something competent in a game?
@@Resi1iencelast time I checked no
@@Resi1ience "
Weeeelll, some of them play a mean game of Civ and always manage to build the great library fast xD
1:20 man this Papyrus impression goes crazy
8:04
Me: "What's a palace cat? Is it a really posh cat that lives in a palace?"
Few seconds later: "Oh... Pallas cat, not palace cat"
Did the same😂
Jake must have been on subtitling duty. :D
they are very hostile wild cats, that are very fluffy.
@@lokieleven374 that does sound like Gabby, maybe with a hamster zoomies personality then it would be perfect😏🤣
"The body is round"
That's all you need to know.
This gameplay is exactly like working in Asda
All they need are goats fighting in a carpark. 😂
On the giving or the receiving end of the bullets?
A lot of the dialogue is pretty relevant to working in Asda.
"Who didn't do the job that I'm meant to do"
"let's all hold up here and then when it gets too bad we will run away"
What's asda
@@fireblow44 it's a UK supermarket chain
9:32 Weirdest thing I've heard go up someone's backside? A Buzz Lightyear toy, where the button was pressed and the wings popped out after going up there... Definitely not the buzz they want.
Oh my gosh dude.
I heard someone got a flashlight in there. Bulb side down, and it was on. He had light coming out of it.
Worst thing I’ve heard would be a live fish with bony fins.
Barbie has also been shoved up there. Plaster of Paris (they wanted to make a cast mould of his colon. Plaster of Paris dries heavily on organic material, so they literally clogged his asshole), Tesco cucumber with the wrapper on, glasses (you know Doctors made an entire book of "things people 'fell' on"?), the corner of a bed (horny virgin apparently was jumping around in excitement, bounced onto it) and, this one I find karmic, a stripper seduced a bride-to-be, stripteased her before he was gonna shag her, slammed down on a metal stool (metal pole in the middle) as a finish to the tease and THUMP! Chair broke, pole went through the seat, pipe was laid, but not the kind he wanted. XD
Honestly, medicine is stupid as fuck sometimes. :P
@@sparrowofthenight how just how?
@@jjohn7679 Sheer determination
16:25 tip for sleep, when it’s late at night and you get that first wave of sleepiness, TAKE IT. If you don’t, *good luck getting another for like another 2 hours :)*
MFW the first wave of sleepiness is at 8 pm 😭
I try so often, only to not fall asleep in time and typically get a jolt of energy.
Ellis = Chichuaua cosplaying as a sloth.
That sounds adorable
I was thinking mountain goat
6:00 Ah the self healing medic that is usually the last alive and somehow is doing more damage then dps classes when playing as a healer is many peoples go-to ;D
1:20 is the representation of a cold start
God that was awful
6:32 Fun fact, Winston Churchill never actually made that speech. He wrote it and performed it for the government, but that was years after the war.
1. I'm all for longer vids, yay!
2. The sound that Gabby made at 1:19 was both hilarious and terrifying
3. the parts that are the most cancel-risk at usually put at the end, which - probably good thinking :)
4. I adore the style of your captions.
See you tomorrow in charity stream :)
Gabby doing the Wallace and Gromit theme in game and in the call was fucking hilarious. 10/10
i love when she annoys them with it 😂
8:04 "palace" cat threw me off. I thought they meant a royal cat in a palace.
Pallus' cats sit on their tails to stay off the frozen ground.
15:08 As the crazy Canadian that dropped a massive amount that could have been spent on maple syrup, I can confirm that Jake should be Canadian with that mouth, and with the jokes you all do? The hub might be the BEST platform for you! Especially if they have trains, right, Jake?~
@@TailsXFries_AKA_LJ where from?
Clover sounded really offended tho XD
@@slimetank394 Is Clover a part of the channel? Like, an editor or something? I think I've heard her mentioned once before, but I can't remember.
Jake running a train 😏
@@hirocheeto7795 i think she's a mod? I only know she's Gabby's friend
5:00 🎶Shyewiener like a melody in my head🎶
"I'll believe that when a poo bag flies- *(sees Caths dogs poo bag sailing over houses)* well i'll be bagpiped..."
14:05
"..no one wants British accents..."
Then, how do you explain the Xenoblade Chronicle games, Ellis?
The voices are swimming with the British Isles accents!
Example : Eunie being "Eunie" from XC3
Yeah, shes the Bus
And I quote "they had to pull it out like a clowns hankie" 9:45 made me fucking die laughing at 3 am
Cath saying she hurled the bag of poop over someone’s house and claiming it was the wind 🤣🤣 11:59
17:21 I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that some guy uploaded a bunch of math lessons on the Hub and actually earned from it.
6:11 DAYUM!
How is Alex asking why she doesn’t like healing so offensive because from what I can see it’s true
can you explain the joke? i dont get it
@Toromaru_uru Cath's bad at healing.
I like playing Medic and at least above average in healing people, but f**k me I can feel the burn
Just to get it out of the way, Ellis is a dachshund, not a chihuahua. Because chihuahuas are hyper as all hell whereas dachshunds are simply the incarnation of canine rage, fearing neither god nor animals that are way to big to pick a fight with.
I'm one of those instant sleepers as well. The trick is to empty your brain. Just get comfy, close your eyes, and then stop thinking. When I was young I had lots of problems falling asleep, mostly because I either wasn't comfortable, or because my brain was reviewing the day's events in 4k ultra HD.
13:22 Cleveland brown that you?
That's what I thought 😂😂
6:11 Dang Alex. Thats low. But somehow so true.
I genuinely think they could make Ellis argue on behalf of literally anything. They just have to claim he's not good at it
0:46 "its a monday!"
Is it though? 😂
5:20 I can't believe they brought up my interaction with Gabby
from my dreams
you guys always make me laugh. love you guys. Keep being awesome
3:41 Jake is wrong marker
2:55 reminds me of that Grant Wisler skit where he goes, "We just started!! How am I already suicidal??"
Pictured Mary Poppins getting that flying poo bag to the face and was laughing so hard I had to stop the wideo for a moment
Still love the difficulty names for killing floor and how Jake forgets 😂
I listen to asmrs with British accents and they are the best! So there you go, Ellis!
9:55 VICTORY SCREECH!
Train conductor backpack, he really is going to leave Gabby for a train at this rate.
1:20 POV your car wont start
I am very much like Nick, i lay down for bed, close my eyes, and then wake up to my alarm. Usually, no tossing and turning for hours, no extra routine. 30 seconds, and im already into tomorrow. My wife hates it
Gabby is feinding over a marriage proposal every time its mentioned she goes crazy.
quality advertising the day before lol
2:51 it's like payday 2 difficulties as there is no thing as "easy" or "normal" it just goes hard, very hard, Overkill, Mayhem, Death Sentence, then last BUT NOT AT ALL LEAST Death Wish
17:30 I think it says something about me that I wondered for a moment why they would try to stream to git hub...
clearly whoever did the captions never heard of a PALLAS cat
edit: 14:19 since america's stuck with this middle-school bully having responsibility over signing bills into effect for four more years this was a well-timed laugh
Alternate fire while using akimbo pistols lets you aim using sights btw
Awesome video👍 keep up with the longer videos, they're very enjoyable to watch
I am also jealous of people that can just lie down and be asleep immediately. I can be physically tired but my brain will be like a 2 year old all coked up on sugar.
Me: "Okay, time for a good night's sleep."
My Brain: "Nope, we've got like 4,036 random things to contemplate! Let's GO!"
ellis and jake gona be singing a different tune, when alex becomes mr steal yer girl.
Already watched this 4 times omg
If you play as demo and use RPG 7 at really close range (on the head) so it doesn't explode it does 300% damage on scrakes, you will need like, 1 or 2 shots to kill it. Scrakes are resistant to explosions, and FPs and QPs are vulnerable
BAGPIPING?!
I learned something new today...
9:28 50 Meters, Was the lad cosplaying as a winch or what ?😂
Dificulty should go: WPE, Brainless, Effortless, Beginner, Easy, Normal, Hard, Suicidal, Hell on Earth, Impossible, E-sports
that zinger from alex about the healing was fucking genious
That papyrus laugh from Gabby 1:20 🤣🤣
only you can prevent forest fires jake..... * planet earth becomes a new star * gj jake.
6:10 RUTHLESS and i love it
The secret to falling asleep fast is to be so exhausted at the end of the day that you can barely walk to your bed and if it still doesn’t work then RUclips until you fall asleep is also very good
Calling Ellis a Chihuahua is one of THE biggest insults in the damn world :'
"Hmm, i think i'd be a calm, slow, leaf eating creature that doesnt do much"
"Nah you're an brittle, constantly angry, shivering, tiny creature that even satan wouldnt touch"
Whenever I think of possible fursonas for WPE, I would think Ellis would be a Western Dragon, Cath would be a Cat, Jake would be a Wolf, Alex would be a Bear, and Gabby would be an Otter
"Nobody wants british accents" And earlier Ellis said he was a Warhammer fan, they ONLY want british accents! If nothing else, he could always be an ork.
Some floof sure will be dedicated to draw a Koi-Sona for Gabby.
17:35 she ain't wrong y'know 😂
Alex is special... in a special way 😂
4:18 saving this and sending it to derphub
Between watch you guys and kaif from salt raiders i can say as an american yall got some better jokes then most people
I have not played killing floor 2 in a very long time but I still like the game quite a lot, my only issue with it is how long it takes to load the game, once the first load is done its fast but that first load take like 10 - 20 mins. I need to upgrade from an HDD.
Fun fact, their jaws aren't messed up from the sugar and tea, it's more due to not chewing real food.
That Canadian accent had me dying with laughter since I am canadian
Their furry character choices are so spot-on. Especially when Ellis tried protesting his, that was PEAK Chihuahua energy!
I love the airship level. It look so cool to me
15:16 that what just cracked me up to much
I know y'all wont see it but your videos really help when im recovering from surgery
Omg yes, imagine being on the hub and then just seeing jonk playing games😂
FOR THE LOVE OF SANTA ON A STICK! Anyone can fix doors! The only difference is the speed! You can buy ammo! It's the big button that's saying AUTO FILL!
I've played this game for over 2700 hours, every character prestige lvl 5 lvl 25. You cannot replace the doors with any character and depending on which game you are playing ammo sometimes cannot be bought in the pod. 😜 Try playing some more perhaps?
Ellis could be a Dark souls or Elden ring character, they really love having british accents in those games.
17:36 is very true, not speaking from experience
Ellis would be a snapping turtle
Bagpiping?
That's why I watch WPE videos, for the learning experiences.
Thx for calling us out, Gabby
I think Ellis would be a great voice actor! 💙
Someone get Ellis in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. Literally everyone's English for some reason and I love it.
16:48 Of course it's easy for jonk to fall alseep. there's no thoughts to get in the way
Gabby will be a very hyperactive hamster 🐹 Get diabetes, Die, And shoved in Alex's Freezer 😹😹😹😹😹😹 But you have to take her out at noon so she can run around then put her back in, Too active to be dead all the time 💀 That's for Alex ❤️ and Ellis
1:20 Man gaby sounds exacly how I imagined papyrus to sound like!!! Keep being awsome!
15:15
I wish I had the editing skills to isolate Clover's WHAT to make as my phone notification noise.
14:16 very true Gabby, very true
Yes! more Killing floor! I love this game!
Jake would be an Ostrich.
gabby is an actual child, she needs a coloring book and a bed time story to go to sleep
Ellis I think you truly do underestimate how many people like British sounding characters, one of my own favourites (and many others) in his English dub speaks like a British Victorian posh boy, though I may be biased as a British person myself lmao
*taking notes to draw all their fursonas 😏*
3:04 no no, his got a point
Now I wanna know what Ellis’s Warhammer army faction of choice is lol
11:16 why did i have to hear that 😫
that explenation of nick sleep, is very much like mine too.
This comment will most likely not be seen but, you guys SHOULD ABSOLUTELY play the game “Charlie Murder” it’s an early 2010’s 4 player beat-em up game, where you play as one of 5 garage punk band members that fight through a demonic army, in the attempt to save the world. This game was a major part of my childhood that and castle crashers
1:20 Jake, run
There should be a Gabby scream in Scottish meter.
so whats the story of killing floor games? scientists created zombie army, in the end lost control of them? ps love you guys, always view your old vids while driving to keep me awake and background noise for.... stuff haha
13:22 sounded like cleveland from family guy to me...