Roseanne - Dan & Roseanne Get High (Season 6 Ep. 4) Edited

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  • Опубликовано: 19 мар 2018
  • Clip from Roseanne "A Stash From The Past"
    Description from IMDB - www.imdb.com/title/tt0688729/
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  • @USSTexas
    @USSTexas 5 лет назад +150

    Dan, Roseanne and Jackie high.... Funniest thing I've ever seen
    "It's just me... Me and my ganja" 😂😂😂

  • @tsktac
    @tsktac 4 года назад +220

    I don't care what people say about Roseanne, I still dig her and this is my absolute favorite episode!

    • @VampDaVegan
      @VampDaVegan 2 года назад +7

      Ditto

    • @danawinsor1380
      @danawinsor1380 Год назад +8

      That's right. This was the three of them at their best.

    • @phoebetheoneandonly365
      @phoebetheoneandonly365 4 месяца назад +2

      I feel the same way.

    • @carenradovanovic970
      @carenradovanovic970 4 месяца назад

      Same but one ever... This show was the shit

    • @user-ty3zp1pd5w
      @user-ty3zp1pd5w 4 месяца назад +1

      Even though she turned out to be a racist bigot..disappointing..however this episode was f@cking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😊

  • @nina1522
    @nina1522 6 лет назад +234

    "Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" LMAO

    • @kylehearnsberger9883
      @kylehearnsberger9883 3 года назад +3

      “Dan : I really, really love you” - “Roseanne after taking out some of the popsicle or whatever it was : What ?”- lolllll tv comedy is hilarious.

    • @somethingelsemeaningfull
      @somethingelsemeaningfull 8 месяцев назад

      "Nobody loves me"

    • @jonnysteele9280
      @jonnysteele9280 8 месяцев назад +1

      Jackie- Just me and my ganja

  • @veggiesaremurder
    @veggiesaremurder 6 лет назад +91

    "The jig is up!" panics, closes curtain. Hahaha!!!

  • @christophemoonstone4730
    @christophemoonstone4730 6 лет назад +94

    "I don't even know where I sent my kid..."

    • @JasonWallbridge
      @JasonWallbridge Месяц назад

      She still doesn't know where TF Jerry is

  • @lauriesthought1231
    @lauriesthought1231 6 лет назад +87

    BEST Roseanne episode EVER!!!

    • @dragonballsub-zero6632
      @dragonballsub-zero6632 4 года назад +2

      This and the episode where Jackie and Rosanne curse out the truck driver 🤣🤣🤣

  • @victoriagiro737
    @victoriagiro737 5 лет назад +52

    "Nobody loves me" lmao, Jackie in the bath tub.

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 5 лет назад +2

      The looks on Roseanne and Dan's faces after that line, hahaha

    • @MsTinkerbelle87
      @MsTinkerbelle87 3 года назад +2

      @@synthonaplinth5980 Roseanne’s delayed reaction kills me 😂

  • @kb-oy7cb
    @kb-oy7cb 5 лет назад +86

    "I just want our normal lives back!" Lol ive had way too many high moments like that

    • @elenamoreno7644
      @elenamoreno7644 3 года назад +5

      Me currently lmfaoo fuck

    • @b.entranceperium
      @b.entranceperium 10 месяцев назад +4

      God you're not kidding. Or "I want this to end" lol

  • @FoxEye456
    @FoxEye456 2 года назад +65

    “I don’t even know where I sent my kid” absolutely SENT ME 🗣🤣 🤣

    • @babygiraffe123
      @babygiraffe123 Год назад +5

      "Say he falls down and breaks one of his organs, and he needs a transplant, but I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!"
      (cries)
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @JasonWallbridge
      @JasonWallbridge Месяц назад

      Well...she did lose a kid. What TF happened to Jerry Garcia Connor?

  • @CocoHornsby1864
    @CocoHornsby1864 Год назад +16

    "Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" I LOST IT

  • @parikathornton7246
    @parikathornton7246 5 лет назад +95

    Jackie killed the scene. She was so funny and also very pregnant. I love how something was always blocking her stomach in each scene.

  • @jasonstamp10
    @jasonstamp10 2 года назад +11

    "WHATDOYOUWANTDEEJAY?" 😂🤣

  • @SharonGD-rh1pz
    @SharonGD-rh1pz 5 лет назад +30

    The jig is up! OMG that Jackie is the best! Too freaking funny!!!

  • @pattym9182
    @pattym9182 6 лет назад +82

    This is honestly so accurate, I love it. "In that building back there where your dad always is with his tools and a car???" - When you're higher than you expected and try so hard to not sound stoned, and end up looking...well, like Roseanne! 😂🌿

    • @sarahfranks9533
      @sarahfranks9533 5 лет назад +7

      pattym9182 you are. So right. Sometimes i wonder if they wete really high

  • @elizabethlittrell8046
    @elizabethlittrell8046 5 лет назад +55

    It’s just me, me and my ganja

  • @lrrfromomicronpersei8230
    @lrrfromomicronpersei8230 Год назад +7

    Dumbledor said calmly: WHAT DO YOU WANT DJ? 😂

  • @monicapyle
    @monicapyle 4 года назад +66

    This is exactly why I quit smoking pot after having kids. I was so paranoid something would happen to my kids and they'd be rushed to the ER and I'd be unable to remember their names lol

    • @aeternavictrix7861
      @aeternavictrix7861 4 года назад

      Ms.MonicaPyle that’s just u suffering from paranoia

    • @MsTinkerbelle87
      @MsTinkerbelle87 3 года назад +1

      @@aeternavictrix7861 some strains can increase the paranoia

    • @1927su
      @1927su 3 года назад +6

      This is one of the funniest clips, gosh I remember back in the day , that some weed made people really paranoid... I knocked on my friend’s door & she acted like the FBI was at the door & a swat team was surrounding her house!

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 2 года назад +3

      @@1927su omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaemonK1895
      @DaemonK1895 11 месяцев назад +5

      That's called being a responsible parent! So much respect lol

  • @fourbyfourer
    @fourbyfourer 2 года назад +54

    This was a VERY well thought out and orchestrated scene. These three were perfect together and made television exciting to watch. This scene and the one where Jackie has to call and tell auntie Barbara that their father passed away are two of my favourites.

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 Год назад +3

      "I said dad has _passed away!_ HE'S _PASSED... AWAY!! DAD IS _*_GONE!! DAD'S DEAD!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!! NO!!! DEEEEAAAAD!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S FINE, HE SENDS HIS LOVE, BYE!!!!!!!!_* "

  • @jephsteph
    @jephsteph 6 лет назад +44

    WHAT YOU WANT D J? Lololol

  • @steveadams9957
    @steveadams9957 3 года назад +23

    Jackie is absolutely hilarious this woman is a total riot

  • @sarahfranks9533
    @sarahfranks9533 5 лет назад +16

    "Is this thesunk , am i shrinking? " lol laurie metcalf tocks

  • @brandontylerproductions2202
    @brandontylerproductions2202 2 года назад +9

    “In that building back there with tools and a car”🤣🤣💀

  • @djay2115
    @djay2115 5 лет назад +13

    Look at me I got nothing it's just me and my ganja lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I'm dying😂😂😂

  • @Nenernener123
    @Nenernener123 4 месяца назад +4

    I still think this was the origins of creation for That 70’s Show! Iconic!

  • @gripesreality2126
    @gripesreality2126 10 месяцев назад +10

    One of the few times in tv history that got being stoned right. Dan is chilled out, Roseanne is going with it while being dragged by it, and Jackie is pretty much the same as she is sober but goofy

  • @csheets40
    @csheets40 6 лет назад +73

    I still love the Roseanne show despite the recent issue with the cancellation of her reboot, and Jackie was absolutely priceless!!!

    • @tranthony1768
      @tranthony1768 5 лет назад +6

      The Conners is pretty good but not the same without Roseanne.

    • @carlodiorio9318
      @carlodiorio9318 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah Roseanne makes it so much better

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 года назад +1

      It wasn't a reboot, and it wasn't canceled, dumbass.

    • @csheets40
      @csheets40 2 года назад +1

      @@MrParkerman6 Dweeb. Go away.

  • @Residence0fUtopia
    @Residence0fUtopia 5 лет назад +14

    Watching while stoned is even funnier

  • @ryanheckman4649
    @ryanheckman4649 Год назад +7

    I’m high right now and this scene is definitely spot on

  • @srso4660
    @srso4660 2 года назад +15

    Anyone else baked while watching this?

  • @pearsonjustin3302
    @pearsonjustin3302 Год назад +22

    One of the best episodes. My parents did a crap job rasing me. All I learned to be a adult was from this show! This women raised a hell of a lot of kids world wide!

  • @ginadecastro8998
    @ginadecastro8998 3 года назад +8

    Best episode. Its just me and my ganga 🤣

  • @samueltaylor3024
    @samueltaylor3024 6 лет назад +29

    Funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @monicamariamclean2198
      @monicamariamclean2198 2 года назад

      After they getting on Darlene about smoking base Friday brain off that one pot after they going to get on David for bringing Pot in the house they going to be doing it too you can't get them your kids when you doing the same thing.

  • @diegonunez5600
    @diegonunez5600 6 лет назад +30

    It's so realistic because Roseanne probably smoked weed or still does.

  • @ace-x6m
    @ace-x6m 10 месяцев назад +3

    2:31 “I DON’T LIKE IT ANYTIME!” *lil kick* 😂

  • @kylehearnsberger9883
    @kylehearnsberger9883 4 года назад +33

    Lol Dan spills his heart out to her and all she does is go “what ?”. 😂 Love it.

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 3 года назад +8

    "maintain.....calm......WHATDOYOUWANTDJ?!?!?!?"

  • @brians8794
    @brians8794 Год назад +4

    I watch this when I get high af and it's so relatable 😂

  • @simplyjuannie5128
    @simplyjuannie5128 3 года назад +12

    She was going to kill him for a chocolate popsicle. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ddjenai12
    @ddjenai12 5 лет назад +8

    Omg Jackie made this scene classic.

  • @aob1702
    @aob1702 6 лет назад +15

    Hysterical

  • @selinaogorman8380
    @selinaogorman8380 Год назад +3

    This was by far one of the best episodes on Roseanne and haha there all so funny being high and there lines amazing just love the Conners.

  • @thinkthensend9228
    @thinkthensend9228 Год назад +4

    Either this scene or when Jackie has to make notification calls about DAD IS DEAD!

  • @steverobertson1729
    @steverobertson1729 Год назад +4

    So many great lines in this episode, like "....and youre doing it all wrong.." 🤦
    And "maybe THIS is how we got FAT" 🤔😆😆

  • @babygiraffe123
    @babygiraffe123 Год назад +1

    "The jig is up!!"
    (Pulls the shower curtain closed)
    😂

  • @jerseyshore7438
    @jerseyshore7438 3 года назад +3

    Most iconic Funny Stoned skit of all time 😂😅🙋‍♀️☺😹🤣🥰☮💜

  • @sarahfranks9533
    @sarahfranks9533 5 лет назад +3

    They made history here , seriously most epic comdiac sceane ever

  • @anthony_castro710
    @anthony_castro710 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me and my mom always loved watching this show 😂❤ this episode in particular is my favorite but the Halloween episodes were always so fun

  • @alexboydstun952
    @alexboydstun952 5 лет назад +16

    Dan: I thought this stuff will make me feel younger, It just makes feel old, tired and hungry
    Roseanne: maan, this is probably how we got fat!
    LMAO!

  • @MediumLalena
    @MediumLalena 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 best episode Eva. I laughed so hard . Jackie thi jig is up! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pattymineo5526
    @pattymineo5526 Год назад +2

    Good line: Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?

  • @tr1338
    @tr1338 4 года назад +3

    Probably my all-time favourite TV moment.

  • @MaestroDraven
    @MaestroDraven Год назад +3

    I was never into pot but I did decide to bite off a piece of a Magic Rice Krispie square that was way, wayyyyy too large for my tolerance level. As a kid I used to love this episode, so I finally resonated with how Dan felt when he was analyzing the name "Deeeeeeeeeejay" in his head over and over. In my case, it was the word "the" on my laptop. After failing to get past that word, I got frustrated and went to bed. Slept like a rock. An infant rock. A big ol' newborn, high-as-a-kite baby rock, dead to the world. Interesting experience, but definitely not my bag.

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 2 года назад +2

    This was my favorite episode 😁

  • @MrJasonWell
    @MrJasonWell  6 лет назад +11

    4:22 I love what Dan says

  • @HellhammerSS
    @HellhammerSS 3 года назад +5

    His birds reaction....lol

  • @dominiquejenkins5495
    @dominiquejenkins5495 2 месяца назад +1

    They tried to play it off like it was the weed but Roseanne was laughing for real 😂😂

  • @angelpacheco5399
    @angelpacheco5399 3 года назад +11

    This scene was so well done I thought they had smoked real pot lolol

  • @ace-x6m
    @ace-x6m 10 месяцев назад +1

    Like how everyone relates to this episode. I guess all anyone cares about is getting high lol

  • @lifeasnina7922
    @lifeasnina7922 4 месяца назад +8

    As a black woman I have and always will love Roseanne idc what no one says!

  • @missasissa
    @missasissa 3 года назад +16

    Oh my god Roseanne freaking out about being the worst mom in the world was me the first time I got drunk after having my daughter. The guilt was so REAL! My boyfriend thought it was quite hilarious.

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 3 года назад +1

      "WhAt dO yOu WaNt, dJ?!?!"

    • @nicolenewsome4863
      @nicolenewsome4863 2 года назад

      My little one is still to small for me to get smashed when she's old enough I will get smashed and it will be great.

  • @Desireesorenson
    @Desireesorenson Год назад +1

    One of the best episodes ever!!!!! Second would be “Dad’s Dead episode ❤

  • @frostydimattia9297
    @frostydimattia9297 5 лет назад +8

    This is so accurate 😂

  • @user-ft3yc3ph4v
    @user-ft3yc3ph4v 3 месяца назад

    My FAVORITE episode.

  • @sarahp3106
    @sarahp3106 3 года назад +5

    Even funnier watching this high

  • @christy5672
    @christy5672 18 дней назад

    My fave episode. I've honestly never had weed do me like that though. 😂

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 13 дней назад

    This episode was great.

  • @katepustay304
    @katepustay304 21 день назад

    I love the look on Roseanne's face when she realizes Jackie is in the tub. 😂

  • @REQAL96
    @REQAL96 2 года назад +2

    "Maintain 🙅‍♂️.......WHATDOYOUWANTDJ👀!?"

  • @starlite025
    @starlite025 4 года назад +6

    This episode never gets old 😂😂😂

  • @Multifacted_Brotha
    @Multifacted_Brotha 6 лет назад +31

    I was surprised how they were able to get away with doing this episodes especially when Marijuana was so taboo in the mainstream media back then

    • @bluecollarlit
      @bluecollarlit 6 лет назад +6

      BROTHA Jeff yes that kind of surprised me too .. now Boehner in getting involved in pot business .. what a difference time makes

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 3 года назад +1

      I know! They did a similar episode in "Freaks & Geeks" and it got canned by the network the very next day.

  • @ayonnabyram1103
    @ayonnabyram1103 3 года назад +9

    The writers definitely know what they're talking about 🤣

  • @myles-spikewebby8519
    @myles-spikewebby8519 Год назад +2

    "Man, maybe this is how we got fat." - Roseanne
    "Nobody loves me!" - Jackie
    😂 😂 😂 😂
    "Is this the sink? Am I shrinking?" - Jackie
    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @beatsoverlord
    @beatsoverlord Год назад +1

    I swear they're really high, no one acts that good 😂

  • @geronewaynespruill6595
    @geronewaynespruill6595 3 года назад +2

    What An Episode!!

  • @daniellouring6131
    @daniellouring6131 2 года назад +2

    Rosanne is soooo pretty!!!

  • @InvaderChrissy
    @InvaderChrissy 2 месяца назад

    I always say THE JIG IS UP channeling Aunt Jackie. Great scene

  • @michaelzickert3033
    @michaelzickert3033 4 месяца назад +1

    Roseanne was the best show

  • @laurena5366
    @laurena5366 2 года назад +7

    Roseanne was so far ahead of the times. It's too bad they killed her off of her own show, labeled her a racist for stating a fact if anyone cared to do a side to side, and pretended like she wasn't one of the greatest female lead roles of all time that everyone could relate to

  • @elizabethhillhill8562
    @elizabethhillhill8562 6 лет назад +16

    Jackie my fav

  • @boohboohblahblah4009
    @boohboohblahblah4009 2 дня назад

    Ah or is this the sink 🤩🤣I can’t 😂

  • @Xtiansldrs
    @Xtiansldrs 5 лет назад +6

    That was a great episode. A great show...ruined by controlling idiots.

  • @JasonWallbridge
    @JasonWallbridge Месяц назад

    I remember not being Interested in weed till this episode...then I decided to do it every day for the rest of my life

  • @gaynorpatterson2915
    @gaynorpatterson2915 6 месяцев назад +1

    The three of them carried this show. It wouldn’t have been half as good if Dan and Jackie weren’t on it.

  • @jarmarnewell
    @jarmarnewell Год назад +1

    3:04 that was a little amusing and weird when John Goodman said “Deee Jay Deee Jay”.

  • @andrewsuelmann3694
    @andrewsuelmann3694 4 года назад +2

    good work I love it

  • @RayAtkins-wk9zv
    @RayAtkins-wk9zv 3 месяца назад +1

    Great sean from a great show 😅

  • @joshjones6536
    @joshjones6536 11 месяцев назад

    I remember this episode. It aired around the same time that first started smoking’ as a teenager back around 1993-1994.

  • @paulthescorpio
    @paulthescorpio 10 месяцев назад

    This was one of my favs! 🤣🤙🤣

  • @craigroth7008
    @craigroth7008 4 года назад +2

    This is my favorite scene of the whole show!

  • @mattturner7531
    @mattturner7531 7 месяцев назад

    The paranoid shimmy by Dan at 2:33, always makes me howl. Off the scales funny - this show was so well written.

  • @oliverthedog5619
    @oliverthedog5619 2 года назад

    this was the first time I saw 'my people' on tv. cheers had my vibe too but this was it.

  • @Dagotown
    @Dagotown 2 года назад +2

    Funniest bad trip ever

  • @pmedina340
    @pmedina340 5 лет назад +6

    My favorite episode Roseanne's hilarious.

    • @amywaldron2685
      @amywaldron2685 5 лет назад

      I can't give him any of my organs because they're all full of pot!

  • @shawnlord5383
    @shawnlord5383 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Is this the sink am I shrinking "?

  • @amywaldron2685
    @amywaldron2685 5 лет назад +4

    No, this is the last one and it's mine

  • @FireMinstrel
    @FireMinstrel 3 года назад +4

    I miss pudding pops.

  • @frostydimattia9297
    @frostydimattia9297 5 лет назад +10

    Maybe this is how we got fat!

  • @heatheroneal3817
    @heatheroneal3817 2 года назад

    Love that scene

  • @lyricgibson7476
    @lyricgibson7476 4 года назад +3

    Me and Chris when we get old

  • @skye31111
    @skye31111 4 года назад +5

    WHATDOYOUWANTDJ?