@@btdga At Lowes the other night and the paint guy couldn't remember the term "knock down" referring to smoothing down the peaks in wall mud after it dries for a bit. Decorative finish
Actually...but for the squatting over top of me while looking for something, I have met this person at Home Depot! I'll still take that over the "avoids helping anyone with anything" person at Lowes though!
I've been pretty lonely lately..being 30 and still single. Maybe I need to head to the local HD and look around. I hope they have some nice ladies working there.
John, 😆 I give you proper respect for showing a little bit of your backend for that straddle clip! That was hilarious and tells me you are a bold risk taker for your craft
How about over at Ace where they creep on you as you're going down the aisles and then some unwritten policy where every single employee at the store has to ask if you need any help.
At least you get help at home depot. At our Lowe's you can't ever find anyone that works there to help you out and if you do see one they get away before you can ask
😹Probably the most help I ever got (At Lowes) was from an awesome guy in an awesome wheelchair in the plumbing section. I couldn’t figure out how to best reduce to a smaller pipe. He knew his stuff.
You're right I'm not a touchy feely guy ! happily married man, but another dude needs to stay at least 2 ft away from me, and no hands on me !!! not like that anyway !! that would be provoking me into a reaction > that he probably would not like !!! 😳😖👎👎👎
I would say lowes had helpful employees. At Home Depot all you get is “wait 20 Minutes and I’ll get the head of this department” then you just guess it and leave after an hour of waiting
I've never met anyone that helpful at Home Depot or Lowes.
I’ve had people literally help me with the design of my whole project. Very helpful
@@jshsnipa That would be amazing, if they actually knew what they were talking about.
@@btdgaidk, he helped a lot. I’m sorry for the people y’all deal with in your awful stores
@@btdga At Lowes the other night and the paint guy couldn't remember the term "knock down" referring to smoothing down the peaks in wall mud after it dries for a bit. Decorative finish
Our H Depot employees are like a batch of chickens. They stay in a group scratching the floor and run as soon as you walk their way.
The last slap on the cheek was the best way to end this clip. I wonder how many takes this one required without laughing.
At the end it looked like he had to hide off camera to keep from laughing lol
The straddle made me lose it. Thankfully, there are none of those at my HomeDepot.
Home depot does not have hickory
As a nonphysical person this actually gave me anxiety 😂
Me too 🤣
But…we’re all physical…we exist physically.
You’re a spirit? What’s that like? It’s gotta make brushing your teeth challenging.
Same
@@codymadison9993 nice pfp 🦁🌌✝️
When Home Depot's slogan used to be "You can do it. We can help", I always thought it should have said, "You can do it. On your own."
Reminds me a little bit of a southern Chris Farley 😅😅😅
i knew he was still alive
Yes I love it
I looked for this comment before I made it 😁
Yes!😂🤣😂
Perfect explanation😂
Amazing! Reminds me of a crazy Chris Farley SNL skit from back in the day! Thanks for the laugh 😂
Exactly what I thought too!!
Note to self: when feeling lonely find a house project, and go to Home Depot ;-) lol 😂
At our Home Depot if you feel the need for extreme frustration ask for help.
@@truthinadvertising2702 😂 lol
@Dan Dan too funny 😁 🤣
😂Forget the wood- RUN AWAY!!!😂😂😂
Please share the outtakes!!! 🤣
😂 “Let’s get close on it!” 😂
I was waiting for JC to bust out laughing on that last one.
It’s definitely a sells tactic. Touching someone is supposed to give you a “connection”
A connection with a fist maybe or the cops if it is a male making that special sales connection with women.
like prostituion
Someone actually helped him ?
Now do the women's version, where they ignore you so hard you think you've become a ghost.
"I need an adult!"
I wish I could even find an employee at Home Depot.
There are no workers at Home Dept!! Stop lyin. Lol
Personal space is so over-rated! Love your videos!
It's like almost believable, haha. Just the slightest exaggeration of reality.
🤣🤣 that ending got me... Lmbo I'm guessing that was unexpected... Ahhahahah
rollin laughin
😄 thank you for seeing the humor in every day life.
Ok. When he stepped over John's back ...Lol...Done!!!
some people pay for that attention
Man you just tapped a bottomless well with this meme!
That’s what she said. 😏
This would never happen at Lowes.
Actually...but for the squatting over top of me while looking for something, I have met this person at Home Depot! I'll still take that over the "avoids helping anyone with anything" person at Lowes though!
Stranger danger!!!!
Oh bless his heart
The love language is all over that uniform
In my country, comedians joke about the staff having warning codes about customer locations and then magically vanishing into a secret den X-D.
I've been pretty lonely lately..being 30 and still single. Maybe I need to head to the local HD and look around. I hope they have some nice ladies working there.
John, 😆 I give you proper respect for showing a little bit of your backend for that straddle clip! That was hilarious and tells me you are a bold risk taker for your craft
❤️ now that’s employee.
He can’t help it. He gets excited about his wood.
So I guess there’s no more social distancing at Home Depot? 🤣
And I would walk to the next isle and continue the conversation through yelling at a distance lol
how did neither break character cuz i just about died from laughing 💀💀💀
How about over at Ace where they creep on you as you're going down the aisles and then some unwritten policy where every single employee at the store has to ask if you need any help.
Both of them are nuts!😂 That's not the deck wood department!!😅😂
The step over is his way of showing you the 5th type of wood he offers! 😳
Oh God
Lolololololol crying omg
Love him. I'll take his help. 🤗👍🏾
Made my day!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I worked at home depot and I never seen anyone doing anything like this. But, this is a good way to make a viral video.
That's one helpful orange-aproned DIY crusader! 😬😂😂😂
If this were a Walmart, it’d be my nightmare fuel.
I love that man.
The look on his face during the straddle, like he's struggling to not laugh.
Let me see if I've got this straight: you got hickory, pine, and cypress. And then cypress, pine, the cypress and the hickory.
He went with the hickory.
I think I’ve been going to all the wrong Home Depots....😳🤔😂
John is the Lucille Ball of Christian comedy!! Solid gold! He should have his own show!
The Joe Exotic of home renovation
We need a little laughter in this divisive world lmbo 😂
I was just waiting the whole time for the butt slap lol.
This had more physical touch than Twister
It's one of top my love languages and this is just too much regardless of man or woman!
Someone got that close to me we having words and sandals.
This is spot on
At least it's better than the empty aisles with no help at all.
I wasn't laughing during the first 20 seconds of the video... then it hit me all at once, and I'm dead now 🤣😂🤣
It's a southern thing y'all he reminds me of Chris Farley using his body like that😂😂😂
At least you get help at home depot. At our Lowe's you can't ever find anyone that works there to help you out and if you do see one they get away before you can ask
That’s a whole lotta wood.
They usually ditch me around the corner then it's off to Ace hardware.
Hahahaha LOL!!! As a physical touch person I laughed so hard!
Sorry to all the people out there
I see some Chris Farley in this dude lol
I love this guy! 😂 Not John but the other guy. I mean I love John too but, you know what I mean.
Oh come on I work at Home Depot. Were nothing like that. Except maybe me who just wants to hug everyone. You're too funny LOL LOL
You know they found that apron just laying around. That’s why it’s not tied so he can take it off real quick haha
My cousin would thrive as a Home Depot employee
😹Probably the most help I ever got (At Lowes) was from an awesome guy in an awesome wheelchair in the plumbing section. I couldn’t figure out how to best reduce to a smaller pipe. He knew his stuff.
That employee is a complete anomaly, there’s NOBODY remotely helpful at Home Depot
It looks like Chris Farley came back to life.
Home depot employees only point these days. We weren't allowed to point in my store. We were always walking the customer to the place needed.
That slap on the ass was him pushing the limits. Good job playing it safe and not using your thumb.
You're right I'm not a touchy feely guy ! happily married man, but another dude needs to stay at least 2 ft away from me, and no hands on me !!! not like that anyway !! that would be provoking me into a reaction > that he probably would not like !!! 😳😖👎👎👎
They couldn't do this at Lowes because the employees there don't even know there is more than 1 type of lumber
The customer service was …. Very accommodating
When shopping at Hm Depot is a contact sport, lol. Now that Covid restrictions are gone , it just may be!
The human touch 😂
I would say lowes had helpful employees. At Home Depot all you get is “wait 20
Minutes and I’ll get the head of this department” then you just guess it and leave after an hour of waiting
Your screwdriver is poking me
That's just creeping me out
Never had any attention like that at Home Depot. I would love to know the story that inspired this video.
I would leave and never go back I don’t need that much customer service
Hey! That is how my oral surgeon was that I went to last week! Creepy, touchy, feely! So this was very funny to me!!
What's funny, we have those good ol helpful folks in Texas scattered throughout the state, sans big cities. 😂😂😂😂
Lol Don’t touch me
Ya got ur Siiiiprus 😂😂😂
I got the slightest chris Farley vibe here
How I feel as a woman going into any of these stores. 😆
I've seen the "physical touch" employee do this to an ex gf of mine
I thought instantly that was the Tiger King guy. Like how'd he get out of prison and work at a Home Depot?
That guy almost has a Chris Farley thing going on.
Of ALLLLLL DAYS you aren’t wearing Carhartt?!? 🛠 🥾 🧢
I guess home Depot doesn't care about covid either 😭😭🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wonder if he’s gonna do more one take Sundays
Emotional damage *