Bill Burr - Daytona Beach - DUI Story

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  • @redwood1133
    @redwood1133 3 года назад +119

    Being able to tell a story without being boring and actually entertaining is a gift... i love how he tells stories

    • @hlf_coder6272
      @hlf_coder6272 3 года назад +5

      What he’s actually doing is reciting a well rehearsed and highly edited bit, but making it sound like an off the cuff story. That’s the real talent here

    • @djram-z3222
      @djram-z3222 3 года назад

      Bill Burr and Kevin Hart seem to have mastered it.

    • @1738-l1j
      @1738-l1j 2 года назад

      @@djram-z3222 Kevin hart sucks -_-

  • @LensSpankProductions
    @LensSpankProductions 7 лет назад +203

    "now I'm in back of the CRUISAHHHH"

  • @angrykumu8147
    @angrykumu8147 3 года назад +146

    I love that the stage lights are so bright that his pasty skin reflects it to make it look like he’s glowing 🤣
    Kinda cool actually. You don’t see his face so it’s kinda like his soul is just up there doing what he loves to do. Living his dream making people laugh.

    • @troillmainn
      @troillmainn 3 года назад +4

      To be a bit nerdy, that’s just because of the settings (which I suspect are on auto) on the camera/phone.
      To avoid blacking out the rest of the frame the light sensitivity (or “iso” in nerd terminology) is set too high, which in turn makes Billyboy look way to illuminated.
      So, that’s it for me on this one, have a good one👍🙂

    • @thehardcaps190
      @thehardcaps190 3 года назад

      @@troillmainn me a female nerd and we have a deal

    • @BMXOPHY
      @BMXOPHY 3 года назад

      Nice observation!

    • @ZachGood
      @ZachGood 3 года назад +4

      we can re-upload this video in 2057 and say it's a hologram performance

    • @lloydmunga4961
      @lloydmunga4961 2 года назад

      He looks like that in full sunlight too

  • @brain7559
    @brain7559 4 года назад +103

    Thanks to the uploader, Otherwise Would've never seen this masterpiece

    • @blairforce1755
      @blairforce1755 3 года назад +5

      Seen it either...

    • @michaelr3583
      @michaelr3583 3 года назад +3

      You could just listen to his podcast. He has told this story several times on there

    • @jjohnston326
      @jjohnston326 3 года назад +1

      Seen not scene

    • @blairforce1755
      @blairforce1755 3 года назад +1

      @@jjohnston326 Quit being that richard who nitpicks over a voice text mistake. What kind of a-hole does that?

    • @jeffbenzos6344
      @jeffbenzos6344 3 года назад +1

      @@blairforce1755 what kind of mouthbreather picks the more complex spelling and still fucks up the word

  • @sid-
    @sid- 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks fr the upload😂So many such good clips that don’t make it to special

  • @jack_corvinus
    @jack_corvinus 4 года назад +158

    “I blew a 0.19”
    “NICE”

  • @CarloAms
    @CarloAms 7 лет назад +96

    what an amazing bit, "a way to collect your thoughts...fuuuckiiiiiin Boston!" :'D

    • @__sm1441
      @__sm1441 3 года назад +6

      Whenever I pause and collect my thoughts I say “fuckin uhhhh” instead of just “uhhhh” I never realized it was a new England thing

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble 3 года назад +5

      It's a north east thing

    • @thamayor6324
      @thamayor6324 3 года назад +4

      We do that in Philly too

  • @belowaverageluke1369
    @belowaverageluke1369 3 года назад +13

    Happy I was recommended this

  • @Joshgilly94
    @Joshgilly94 2 года назад +23

    Bill is the funniest human alive

  • @Grindtone603
    @Grindtone603 2 года назад +3

    As someone from New Hampshaaa I can concur that Fuck is thrown around in most conversations regardless of context

  • @mikewerner1304
    @mikewerner1304 7 лет назад +21

    The Larry bird bit was amazing. Great story. Faaacckin baaasten

  • @jadedoldjoe8709
    @jadedoldjoe8709 3 года назад +11

    “Ah, fuuuuckinnnn… Boston.” As a Bostonian, can confirm: we stall for time with ahh, fuuuuuuuuckinnn swears.

  • @MuckoMan
    @MuckoMan 2 года назад +2

    He's right when we can't think of something we say fuccking you know who the fuck. Listening to Bill is just like hanging out with all the guys I grew up with. Natural comedians.

  • @percussionpunisher8694
    @percussionpunisher8694 5 лет назад +20

    Only Burr can make a fucked up situation THIS funny. 🐐🐐🐐

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 года назад +5

    Fuckin' funny as fuck! Cheers to whoever filmed this and ta for putting it up. Bill Burr is the dog's bollocks. No-one comes to him. A very gifted comic that you know worked his arse off for his well deserved success.

  • @turdusmerula_
    @turdusmerula_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    Freaking genius

  • @AdamBorseti
    @AdamBorseti 3 года назад +5

    It's true. "fuckin'" is like the New England comma.

  • @elliseinhorn2219
    @elliseinhorn2219 2 года назад +1

    This is one of the funniest stories ever recorded

  • @dandemeo1027
    @dandemeo1027 6 лет назад +4

    That was a Awesome night PEADBODY!!!!

  • @tune6000
    @tune6000 7 лет назад +17

    Goat

  • @politicsandpolitricksrelig6863
    @politicsandpolitricksrelig6863 3 года назад +3

    This man is great. He's funny without tryinh

  • @Bmedeiros-youtube
    @Bmedeiros-youtube 3 года назад +3

    Like how he design re use content or just has an act. Cause he just rants. And is perfect at it.

  • @mr_funds
    @mr_funds 2 года назад +3

    Whoever recorded this that laugh made me laugh 😂 respect to the dude

  • @namenome3680
    @namenome3680 3 года назад +4

    Im so bummed out that im not from USA and cant go to any of his shows :/ i miss so many jokes and stories

    • @grioulaloula8594
      @grioulaloula8594 3 года назад

      Bill’s got a podcast that comes out twice a week on RUclips

    • @paddy3030
      @paddy3030 2 года назад +1

      Be patient, he tours the world.

  • @inath101
    @inath101 3 года назад

    The collecting your thoughts ‘fuckin’ bit is so prevalent here in Australia too

  • @mehditerfous
    @mehditerfous 2 года назад

    Aww man he took it 🫰, he got the “fuckiiiiiin”bit good shit bill 👏🏼

  • @capovershy1974
    @capovershy1974 3 года назад +2

    The guy laughing near the camera sounds like Peter Griffin.

    • @almadeunrebel
      @almadeunrebel 3 года назад

      he is from Quahog, can you blame him?

  • @brianne1547
    @brianne1547 2 года назад

    Love Bill Burr

  • @Whiteyruss1
    @Whiteyruss1 2 года назад

    My Left ear thanks you

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_Mischief 3 года назад +1

    Dude from VT that can back up the 'fuckin' bit lol

  • @adam_shmadam7612
    @adam_shmadam7612 3 года назад +7

    Sounds like a guy from a show I watch called F is for family

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 3 года назад

      Yes it's him. He created it.

    • @adam_shmadam7612
      @adam_shmadam7612 3 года назад +3

      @@frankthetank1369 that’s the joke

    • @chadlayman2799
      @chadlayman2799 3 года назад +2

      Lame joke

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 3 года назад

      @@chadlayman2799 It's not a joke I hope. Bill Burr did create a cartoon F Is For Family.

    • @adam_shmadam7612
      @adam_shmadam7612 3 года назад

      @@chadlayman2799 I bet you’re great at parties

  • @tundrawomansays5067
    @tundrawomansays5067 3 года назад +2

    I consider profanity to be my Super Power Sentence Force Multiplier.
    Kind of like when your mother screamed at you when you were a kid, *”DAMNIT, DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE...”*
    Works for me.

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 2 года назад

    I did fall into the road
    Thank you officer

  • @daganfarkas2195
    @daganfarkas2195 7 лет назад +12

    i was there lol

  • @johnquinn456
    @johnquinn456 2 года назад

    Worcester chimin in
    Hey bill, next round on you
    Fuckah

  • @chrissy9153
    @chrissy9153 3 года назад +4

    Lmao “nice”

  • @anonymouslyanonymous3168
    @anonymouslyanonymous3168 3 года назад +7

    I was there lol

    • @Herofromspace2
      @Herofromspace2 3 года назад +5

      And now you're here, amazing journey.

    • @venkyn9209
      @venkyn9209 3 года назад +2

      @@Herofromspace2 full circle 😇

  • @surfdocer103
    @surfdocer103 2 года назад

    Incredibly funny

  • @forddriver8827
    @forddriver8827 2 года назад

    Fucken superb.

  • @kevinguziec2497
    @kevinguziec2497 3 года назад

    Lock me up, I'm fucked up😂

  • @timstadlmueller58
    @timstadlmueller58 3 года назад

    Legend

  • @kendraspeitel8676
    @kendraspeitel8676 2 года назад

    Bill says he blew a 1.9 and audience member says. Nice

  • @tylerradke5717
    @tylerradke5717 3 года назад

    It’s like being in a swimming pool

  • @travisowens9735
    @travisowens9735 3 года назад

    Oh fuck that cruisaaahhh!

  • @dotconnector1418
    @dotconnector1418 2 года назад

    Truth brother Fuck it

  • @Xaverian3
    @Xaverian3 2 года назад

    The Rams won that game 24-20 against the Pats the game that Bill missed so he didn’t miss much 😂

  • @buster5661
    @buster5661 2 года назад

    Hate the light

  • @shawncharleyboy3702
    @shawncharleyboy3702 3 года назад

    Fuckin nice 👍

  • @dimagabriel4699
    @dimagabriel4699 3 года назад

    "Fahken..."

  • @user59371
    @user59371 2 года назад +1

    Faaaaacckkiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn…….. 🤣

  • @user-yo8ab1ys9e
    @user-yo8ab1ys9e 3 года назад +1

    0.19? Damn, mine was a 0.16.

    • @collinstiernagle3553
      @collinstiernagle3553 3 года назад

      Pfffffft

    • @PapiLeo4
      @PapiLeo4 3 года назад +2

      Try .21 😭

    • @venkyn9209
      @venkyn9209 3 года назад +3

      @@PapiLeo4 who knew that your blood alcohol level during a DUI charge was something to compare with others and brag about lmao

    • @adolfeldios4477
      @adolfeldios4477 3 года назад

      Blew a .14 lol

    • @briancannon3987
      @briancannon3987 2 года назад

      Gummi savors made me blow .05

  • @danspiro231
    @danspiro231 3 года назад +1

    3.44

  • @boneappletea3858
    @boneappletea3858 3 года назад +5

    Oh to be white.

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    @thomsonsalwa8579 3 года назад

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    • @Bob-rk8vw
      @Bob-rk8vw 5 месяцев назад

      Are you drunk driving as you type this?

  • @sindelardelariva5084
    @sindelardelariva5084 3 года назад

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  • @kennbethea9521
    @kennbethea9521 7 лет назад

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