+Robert Tate No amount of scripting would keep that man from sounding like a jackass; he has no filter. As Colbert said, "Words just keep coming out of his face".
It must have been confusing for security when Trump told them to get rid of the loud obnoxious crying baby because they started to escort Trump out. Things got even more confusing since Trump has the same size hands as the baby,
I find it funny how trump supporters always complain about the liberal media talking about trump, maybe they should worry about the fact that their candidate gives the media so much to talk about.
Abdulkarim Elnaas Honestly, it is. Quite a few presidents who weren't too bad (Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan) got into scandals that ruined their reputation which otherwise wouldn't have been as bad.
+Truth Justice and The American way people like you are sickening and disgusting, you're a racist and probably won't admit it like most trump supporters. you're ignorant and arrogant about trump he's clearly not fit for America he has no filter and is very unintelligent with the choices he's made. Hillary's emails are a conspiracy anyway we will never know if they're real or not, and she probably short circuited because she's tired of the accusations of everyone. Trump is a no good man in no way is he funny he's a rude disgusting haired spray tanned racist.
Truth Justice and The American way It is possible to dislike Trump and also dislike Hillary just as much or more. Hey, your name, shouldn't it be "Truth, Justice OR the American Way"?
Well you'll LOVE Hillary then....You know, she comes off like a bomb-throwing campus Leftist and all, but she SAYS that she tried to join the Marines when she first moved to Arkansas with Bill. (LOL) Yep, she really WANTED to join, but the recruiters wouldn't take her seriously because she was a woman, dontchaknow? LOL. File that right next to "Named after Sir Edmund Hillary".
Mensa, you do know that women in the United States don't, and never have, registered for the draft? That trying to equate a woman trying to join the Marines (of which there was no expectation or obligation) to a man that actively dodged the obligation and expectation of his selective service five times is a no-win scenario. Try as you might, a woman failing to make the cut for the Marines (or not pursuing military service at all) will always be viewed more favorably than a man that whipped up a sudden illness to escape service when his college deferments ran out.
Might be the first time in history someone has said they "always wanted a purple heart".. which you can only get by getting seriously injured in combat. yet he did everything he could to avoid serving, says McCain was a loser for getting captured (and tortured) in Vietnam, and then talks shit about the parents of a soldier that died serving his country and saving others in his platoon. what an absolute piece of shit.
And how ironic it is that that man that couldnt get away from the draft gave his purple heart medal to a rich boy that refused to do what so many others were forced to do.
I wouldn't even hesitate. The only reason to take a vet's medals would be to return them to his family when he dies. And it's too bad they left off the part where Trump says it's easier to get a Purple Heart this way.
+Andrew Regehr That guy just wishes he was Bill Clinton so he could swap daughters with Trump for a night. ...oh, and don't think that won't happen, those people are depraved. yet still Snobs.
sounded almost vampiric...and an image of the South Park episode where Christopher Reed eats all those fetuses to become young and healthy again comes to mind
You could almost see the saliva dropping from his mouth. Guess he realized it so he quickly had to try and and dispose of it before he drowns everyone.
So I watched the full video of Trump and the baby... thinking maybe this was just edited and he was just kidding.. turns out he wasn't kidding at all. "I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking. That's okay. People don't understand - that's okay" - Trump
That baby part was really something. I guess it can be annoying but he reacted to it like a highschool bully: "I like your baby. Haha just kidding, get the baby out! You fell for it!" If you think Trump wasn't a jerk: Just imagine how smooth, classy and presidential Obama would have reacted.
Trump also said today "I just got back from Mars where the people are fantastic, they're phenomenal, I was given a trophy for having a penis, which they apparently don't have, yeah I know, what can I say, I'm the greatest man in the solar system, and I have yellow hair, which they apparently don't have either. What can I say? Even the Martians love me". Trump also said "That's not true about Stink-eye Willie. He's a very very nice man, probably, maybe, and I think we'll just leave it at that".
honestly it's like a new form of reality show.. a show that actually takes place in reality 24/7 and still serves the purpose of giving Trump all the attention he craves. he's doing everything he can to lose the election because he never intended to actually win.. just wanted the publicity
Or voters. Why do we let stupid people vote? It would be a little difficult to sort them out of the mix, of course. Maybe just ask them whether windmills cause cancer. If they answer "yes", off the voter rolls they go.
+Moe Moe (Moe) Idiot. He brought the guy up on stage immediately after the bit you just saw on video. Gawd you Leftards love to be manipulated and mislead.
"Look, I may be a baby, but even *I* knew that Russia was already in the Ukraine, and that you don't attack the parents of a deceased American war hero. Also, I wouldn't have even been crying if my mom had breastfed me there, but she couldn't because that sociopathic Oompa Loompa thinks it's 'disgusting.'" -- _statement from the crying baby_
Lol resorting to name calling what are you 12? It doesn't matter who he gives it to it's not your business who he gives it to is what I'm saying. Yes trump announced it obviously otherwise we wouldn't be here would we? What I'm saying is it doesn't matter who he gives it to you don't have the right to criticize him for giving it to trump the man can do what he'd like
oh boy not the fangirls everybody grab your anti-tumblr vaccines shit actually no just run in terms of subjective style though i think the old glasses were better, but it's probably from seeing colbert use them for so long
I know! Unless it was being passed down by a family member or something how could anyone have the gall to accept a purple heart from someone they don't know.
As he was speaking about him receiving it, I was running through my own mind how I would react if someone offered such a medal to me. I would have complimented the mans character and tell him how much it means to get wounded for you country, not question whether or not it is real.
damn, I actually almost felt something positive towards Trump when he first starting talking about the baby. then he twisted the knife for me trusting him silly me
+Richard Taylor To be honest Clinton's scandal is unpresidential too. But she hasn't been so racist and sexist. And at least the candidate should know how to speak in a delicate situation. If Mr. Trump becomes president, I don't know about how USA's foreign policies and presidential tours will go.
Sure, a blanket statement like that is never going to be 100% true, however a lot of people in Europe do seem to like Obama, especially compared with his predecessor. I travel a lot throughout Europe with work (all over, not just in the U.K.), and I can say there's a lot of confusion and disappointment across the continent about the candidates this year.
fordtruck239 Well maybe I don't speak for every man woman and child but Obama has a 72% UK approval rating so statistically speaking I speak for the majority.
Plant Maven When his checkup goes public and shows that he’s in a healthy state and around 200lb which is pretty healthy for someone his age....*cricket chirps*
@@Ironmike-tg5nb yeah when he pays the doctor to give him a good report lol. 😂😂 The guy has publicly admitted his diet doesnt matter to him. His favorite ruitine food is McDonald's cheeseburgers. Also my dad is 210 and he looks nothing like donald trump lol. Rump extra thicc and not in a good way. 🍔
but I also eat KFC with a knife and fork. is it an American thing to eat it with your hands? I and many throughout Asia use a knife and fork. thank you Trump , you have my international support
+Tom Clancy Um yeah I do. She actually has plans. Trump just says believe me. It's like either dying by a car crash(trump) or eating a shit sandwich(Hilary)
It's sad that Trump lies so often that I'm looking at the picture of him with KFC, seeing literally no ripples in the gravy, an almost full bucket and the chicken before him without a single bit in it and all I'm thinking is "I don't believe he even ate that", I don't even believe he eats food he's pictured about to eat, that's how bad he has gotten
You are talking about a guy who leaks a tape of himself pretending to be a reporter.. praising himself. You don't think he knows how fake the KFC photo is? And the taco bowl?
Obammy has set the gold standard for "beneath the dignity of the office". What a disaster. Lots of vacays while working lots of 6 hour days......Physically lazy and a demagogue. Great combo.
Ohh good comment please tell me more, let me guess she's a liar and she leaked emails oh how original. I would say do better but your comment shows you've done your best lmao fuckin idiot!
They both suck equally. The American people have been done a disservice with these two laughable candidates. It's a complete shit show. 1 of these two dipshits are actually going to be president. I can't believe it.
+Jeff Hall u know I thought that was the right grammar but, I didn't want to go back and fix it, idk the comment steped over a metaphorical line, not a big deal but it just felt like sinking to their level.
She carried hotsuace in her pocket to an interview with a black radio show. She's pretty cringy, too. Just the media doesn't bully her doing this kind of stuff.
she committed felonious crimes. the feds just refused to prosecute. hell, even if you just vote the lesser of 2 evils... you wouldn't be voting for her.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that the whole time. Except Neptune always makes up for her 'lax' approach by saving the entire world every so often.
Hillary may have voted for the Iraq War, but if there was any equipment failure involved, let's keep in mind that the ultimate responsibility for providing equipment and funding and logistic support lay with THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE and THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF. Like, you know, Rumsfeld and Bush.
I was thinking that pic was staged u know right after he grabbed a slab of Cole slaw mashed potatoes n a biscuit n ate that chicken with his little fingers
Seriously you have to choose between a Business man and a Politician. What is the difference? Both of them are equally good at scheming but have two different end Goals.
I like to eat pizza with knife and fork in case anybodies interested. Late night wanna be funny people are not all that amusing and a total wast of a person time.
almost feels like on purpose to show all usa's allies how unstable they are becoming and how racist a huge portion of their citizens still are so we step back...then, russia, china, n. korea or all combined...whatever...swoop in to attack while all allies pause and rethink whether they should help a country that has a presidential candidate likened to Hitler, with a platform of big dick-big wall, spewing really nonsense that can't be constitutionally done and ultimately say nah, we're good. usa citizens will vote hillary out of fear and all the while the machine that really owns the presidency carries on with their day-to-day; as citizens scream politicians are corrupt then revote them in...human actions are kind of interesting when you step back and look at things without emotion.
In some places a spoon is actually part of the accepted utensils used to eat pasta. It's used as a base for the fork to make it easier to twirl the pasta around the fork.
Eating chicken involved digging the meat out. Sides Trump acts like a sissy. When he talks he waves his pinkies. Worse he makes Baron dress like a sissy in shorts and sport coat. A real boy would wear a black t shirt, jeans, and sneakers. His hair would be a little long and look good without combing. He would show off by speaking Slovenian with his mother. A reporter who knew Russian could understand could do columns on what he was saying.
LivingInVancouverBC _If you're dining by the railroad tracks then you'd be lucky to have a used plastic spork._ Generalizing a bit much, aren't you? Not necessarily so. In the _Karate Kid (2)_, Mr, Miyagi lived in a very nice place right next to railroad tracks. I seriously doubt he had to eat with plastic utensils. And many others live in similar RR locations and eat with very nice utensils.
Mack Jonsey My sincere apologies to Mr. Miyagi. I did not wish to impugn the excellence of his disposable chopstix. Seriously, you don't want to be putting a metal fork in your mouth when, 50 feet away, a locomotive blows its whistle... "AHHH dangit Ma, I dun poked my eye out!" "Your good eye?!? I tole you we oughta moved!"
Nah, "neither is" is actually correct. "Neither" doesn't refer to the two candidates as a group, but rather each of them in isolation. ...Though "neither are" is common enough that it's considered acceptable as well, I guess.
I like Stephen but like has it said anything about Hilary? like does he think Hilary is any better, but does no one realize all the fucked up shit she did?
Well if you could name all of that messed up stuff (besides emails) be our guest. And I will be here to name all the messed up Trump stuff. (and you guys need to calm down it's a comedy show)
+Natalie Garcia When she was first lady, she murdered White House lawyer Vince Foster and then dumped his body in a park. She drove Vince Foster to commit suicide through her temper tantrums. After she murdered Vince Foster, she ransacked his office in the middle of the night and stole all the documents proving her guilt. When Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas, she was a partner in the state’s top law firm, and it sometimes did work involving the state government. She once invested in real estate on the advice of another friend and lost $100,000, also proving she’s a crook. Do I have to go on?
why would he have been critisized for eating with his fingers, the whole point of the pic was to be relatable, but eating with a fork and knife just made him look elitist
+Dexter King people do anything to make Trump look bad, and if he ate with his fingers, people would say he was being a 'troll' or 'had no manners'. Remember when John Kasich was being criticized for eating pizza with no proper etiquette? Yeah, he's screwed either way.
"People will do anything to make Trump look bad" I mean, if by people, you mean Trump himself, yeah. Because nobody else really has to put very much effort into making Trump look bad. He does it all on his own.
+Dexter King To put it into plainer words, he was stating an example of how mass media picks out the smallest social misdemeanors of a person and draws attention to them by humorously criticizing in the presence of the public eye. This tactic is used to lower the victim's pedestal, if they have one. If you possessed any social awareness it'd make sense to you.
Easy... he didn't! He setup a quick photo op, took the picture, then he paid someone to toss it out of the plane. You can clearly see the gravy stacked on the mashed potatoes.... unopened. *Also* What kind of savage would get KFC with NO BISCUITS! *Blasphemy*
I'm actually impressed by Trump campaign in the last days. I'm impressed because he is losing and he media tells a lot of bad news about him and...Hillary did nothing, Trump did it. Trump is the guy that continue to attack Trump's campaign. He is literally damage his chance to win every time he speaks with some new stupid acist thing. I'm actually impressed by how bad it is.
Jakob Schulze the reason he manage to win is that there were a shitload of candidate and the good ones (Like Mccain) went out early so at the end he was 1 vs 1 vs Ted Cruz, may be the only human that american hates more than Trump. He could act like this because he gave him a personality in that mess of unknown people. Now he is fighting a 1 vs 1 war against Hillary Clinton, a woman that may not be loved but she is well know, she has experience and she is respected for her skill (say what you want but she is not dumb). Acting like this just makes him look like a worse human being (and a worse president) than her. And like i said she doesn't even need to attack, he is doing all alone.
Don't believe Hillary is doing nothing. There is a reason why all those little horror stories about him are reported the way they are now, and have not been presented the same way throughout the primaries. Taking out Ailes was super smart.
Skarn22 well the election will be in 3 months and now Hillary and Trump are doing campaing against each others. This mean raising money, go to rally and raising your popularity in order to have more vote. That being said pools at the moment are saying if the election was tomorrow hillary would get more vote than Trump....and he is still going down while she is going up. And also he is losing support from the repubblican party.
who the fuck accepts someone elses purple heart as a gift?
a selfish Fuck like drumpf
correctomundo!
Because Trump paid it........
who the fuck rejects it when it's offered to them as a gift?
+tha1ne true
Those medals are earned,not given. Absolutely disgusting. I'm surprised a veteran who has seen combat would do that. I'm calling fake.
Never underestimate stupidity
No way that's fake. If it was I feel like Trump would've scripted what he was gonna say after so he didn't sound like a total jackass
+Robert Tate I get the impression that you're not terribly familiar with this Trump guy. Buckle up.
+Robert Tate No amount of scripting would keep that man from sounding like a jackass; he has no filter. As Colbert said, "Words just keep coming out of his face".
Word is that the medal is fake.
It must have been confusing for security when Trump told them to get rid of the loud obnoxious crying baby because they started to escort Trump out. Things got even more confusing since Trump has the same size hands as the baby,
that was good
😂😂😂😂😂 ROFLMFAO ....I almost pissed myself I was laughing so much..😂😂😂😂
Hold this W
I thought folks on the Left didn't have a problem with getting rid of unwanted babies...
COTD right here
His fingers are too small to grab them properly.
original joke buddy
Your name is appropriate.
made me LOL
Not just that. When he talks he flaps his arms. How is he so fat if he can not put food in his mouth.
He has T. Rex arms
I find it funny how trump supporters always complain about the liberal media talking about trump, maybe they should worry about the fact that their candidate gives the media so much to talk about.
+luz serena Let's face it, none of us are Trump or Clinton supporters. Except nazis and people who Clinton paid to support her.
Abdulkarim Elnaas Honestly, it is. Quite a few presidents who weren't too bad (Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan) got into scandals that ruined their reputation which otherwise wouldn't have been as bad.
I love how many people make it about Hillary. The original topic of the comment was about Trump, not Hillary. Don't change the subject.
+RuneChemist They have to because deep down they know Trump is a human sized piece of garbage. #LoserDonald
L
that purple heart is the only heart Trump ever had in his life.
Not true. Legend has it, he eats baby hearts for breakfast
So he has the head of the scarecrow, the body of the tin man, and the hairdoo of the cowardly lion?... wow.. mind blown.
and its not even a real one...lol
With a knife and fork, even.
+geese It could grow three sizes and still wouldn't be as big as the Grinch's was _before_ he stole Christmas.
I get the feeling that if Trump & I, a truck driver, had lunch and I reached for the check, Donald would LET ME PAY for it.
Jesus Christ, what an utterly brain-dead statement.
Drive a few more miles..._why?_ What would happen then? Would the money for the lunch materialise in the cabin next to the gear shift?
He would insist you pay for lunch, the tip, and for his time.
yup
For those piling on to Shugo's comment, perhaps you'd be interested in Professor Frink's latest invention - the Sarcasm Alarm!
Everyone knows that he avoided the draft because his hands were to tiny to hold a rifle!!!!
He's got spurs that jingle jangle jingle!
+Truth Justice and The American way people like you are sickening and disgusting, you're a racist and probably won't admit it like most trump supporters. you're ignorant and arrogant about trump he's clearly not fit for America he has no filter and is very unintelligent with the choices he's made. Hillary's emails are a conspiracy anyway we will never know if they're real or not, and she probably short circuited because she's tired of the accusations of everyone. Trump is a no good man in no way is he funny he's a rude disgusting haired spray tanned racist.
Truth Justice and The American way
It is possible to dislike Trump and also dislike Hillary just as much or more.
Hey, your name, shouldn't it be "Truth, Justice OR the American Way"?
OMG YES.
Minnesota Vikings Rule Oh please. Don't try to argue with us Democrats about war. You know we're right. Goodbye.
Wanted a medal but refused to serve in vietnam... Wow
He probably doesn't understand why they didn't give him a medal for avoiding the draft.
Well you'll LOVE Hillary then....You know, she comes off like a bomb-throwing campus Leftist and all, but she SAYS that she tried to join the Marines when she first moved to Arkansas with Bill. (LOL)
Yep, she really WANTED to join, but the recruiters wouldn't take her seriously because she was a woman, dontchaknow? LOL. File that right next to "Named after Sir Edmund Hillary".
Mensa, you do know that women in the United States don't, and never have, registered for the draft? That trying to equate a woman trying to join the Marines (of which there was no expectation or obligation) to a man that actively dodged the obligation and expectation of his selective service five times is a no-win scenario.
Try as you might, a woman failing to make the cut for the Marines (or not pursuing military service at all) will always be viewed more favorably than a man that whipped up a sudden illness to escape service when his college deferments ran out.
Might be the first time in history someone has said they "always wanted a purple heart".. which you can only get by getting seriously injured in combat. yet he did everything he could to avoid serving, says McCain was a loser for getting captured (and tortured) in Vietnam, and then talks shit about the parents of a soldier that died serving his country and saving others in his platoon. what an absolute piece of shit.
And how ironic it is that that man that couldnt get away from the draft gave his purple heart medal to a rich boy that refused to do what so many others were forced to do.
Who would take a soldiers purple heart? Even if it's a gift, I would easily hesitate
Agreed. No decency.
I wouldn't even hesitate. The only reason to take a vet's medals would be to return them to his family when he dies.
And it's too bad they left off the part where Trump says it's easier to get a Purple Heart this way.
Hillary supported pedophiles using little girls restrooms. DO YOU.
100% why would you accept something for something that you had no relation to
leon singleton
Since what you say is a lie, I am forced to conclude that you are a liar.
If I had to choose between Trump or Hillary, I'd go with- oh wait I'm not American lmao.
well aren't you one lucky person
LUCKY
Same but we lefted the E.U
Lucky
This election makes me feel very lucky for not being American😂😂
His little hands can't hold that piece of chicken come on!
Yeah little hands little d****
Ok....I mean...hell, I eat fried chicken with fork and knife. I'm poor as hell. But nigga I don't need to be cleaning shit.
hahhaha that's a good one!
The spork brought my elementary years of school so much joy during lunch playing sporks after eating ...
Joey Harper you rightys are some of the dumbest people on Earth
He eats it like that because his hands are *2* small
lmaoo
lol
if his hands are small, something else must be small
too*
+Joseph Tedros it might be small but heck with those hands anything would look like a monster
Geesh, and I thought the bit would be his Freudian slip "I hear that baby crying - I like it!" @ 05:16 - yet he managed to exceed my expectations ...
He is uhhh something.
easily the worst part of what he said :/ fucking suss
"I love babies, babies are great. I do great with the baby voters. Some of my best friends are babies. But I have to ask: can we trust them?"
Make babies great again!
We have a tremendous problem with Babies. They're bringing turds, they're bringing cry, they're babies. Some, I assume, are good people.
I love how we are baby-ing donald trump. #Makebabiesgreatagain
IT IS SO GROSS THE WAY HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER! DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING!
Bad sarcasm is bad. But I lol'd anyways.
+Andrew Regehr That guy just wishes he was Bill Clinton so he could swap daughters with Trump for a night. ...oh, and don't think that won't happen, those people are depraved. yet still Snobs.
+《 “wallryder” 》 yeah, and most of them are doctors, lawyers, bankers, college professors and career bureaucrats........sick fucking shits
+bonanzatime ......oh, and let's not forget, religious 'leaders', the most depraved of them all.
bonanzatime: You into incest?
Why would anyone give him the purple heart??
he lied about it being the original, it was only a coly
+Daniel Silva copy*
its a fake copy for his cold heart
many people i know of appreciate his "non politicaly correct" reallife words
Probably a publicity stunt he lied about.
Anybody else creeped out by the way Trump talks about that baby? "It's _young_ and _beautiful_ and healthy ..."
Is there anything he's said that hasn't been creepy?
i.e. Everything he's ever said about Ivanka
sounded almost vampiric...and an image of the South Park episode where Christopher Reed eats all those fetuses to become young and healthy again comes to mind
Those are his requirements for a new wife.
"She's got her mother's legs but not her boobs yet" (or something to that effect) - about Ivanka as a newborn.
You could almost see the saliva dropping from his mouth. Guess he realized it so he quickly had to try and and dispose of it before he drowns everyone.
So I watched the full video of Trump and the baby... thinking maybe this was just edited and he was just kidding.. turns out he wasn't kidding at all. "I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking. That's okay. People don't understand - that's okay" - Trump
Lost in his speech was him saying he loves listening to babies cry.
+shaunhan murray yup he did
+shaunhan murray lol
Makes Hillarys crimes seem like nothing......
That baby part was really something. I guess it can be annoying but he reacted to it like a highschool bully:
"I like your baby. Haha just kidding, get the baby out! You fell for it!"
If you think Trump wasn't a jerk: Just imagine how smooth, classy and presidential Obama would have reacted.
Trump also said today "I just got back from Mars where the people are fantastic, they're phenomenal, I was given a trophy for having a penis, which they apparently don't have, yeah I know, what can I say, I'm the greatest man in the solar system, and I have yellow hair, which they apparently don't have either. What can I say? Even the Martians love me". Trump also said "That's not true about Stink-eye Willie. He's a very very nice man, probably, maybe, and I think we'll just leave it at that".
Did he really?
Lol. Not really, but it shows how it could easily fit right in with the whoppers Trump pulls out of his ass left and right.
onlythewise---well, I had to. I was imitating Trump.
I can't believe I just read this with trump's voice
Trump, the boiled ham with a wig of america.
-Jon stewart
Don't insult ham like that.
+Justin An but then what about Ham Rove
w😂
The GMM crew obviously failed
+JuhhnyGaming go away
if Trump's candidacy turns out to be one long, complex undercover reality show , I'm gonna lose it.
its basically going to be the kim kardashian of presidencies no matter who wins. Get ready to live hell
it will be
If it was though it would still expose a lot of what goes on behind the scenes
yeah but the time we do not eleminate the canditate it's the candidates who eleminate the people in the street.
honestly it's like a new form of reality show.. a show that actually takes place in reality 24/7 and still serves the purpose of giving Trump all the attention he craves. he's doing everything he can to lose the election because he never intended to actually win.. just wanted the publicity
Not the first time Trump tried and failed to appeal to Sanders fans.
Nice one
I see what u did there...lol
ayyy lmao
this comment is so good, holy shit lmfao!
Stephen should hire you
Oh what I wouldn't give for there to be an IQ minimum for elected officials.
Or voters. Why do we let stupid people vote? It would be a little difficult to sort them out of the mix, of course. Maybe just ask them whether windmills cause cancer. If they answer "yes", off the voter rolls they go.
Trump doesn't have a heart so someone gave him a purple heart? That is the only explanation lol
Man that was clever (sarcasm)
^ this guy is just ass hurt.. it is actually really good!
+Aeolian Ice dont say ass hurt. no one says ass hurt. just because you replaced a word with profanity doesn't make you cool
+Pass The Seaweed No shit, shit for brains.
Never Hillary Thanks
shouldn't he at least remember the name of the guy, that gave him a purple heart medal?
I mean that would be at least more plausible....
But Trump said the guy told him it was the real one.
His name is on the register and he can always get a replacement. No big deal. Just a sub-par con conning a con that's all.
And no. He definitely would not remember the name of the person/s giving him things.
+Moe Moe (Moe) Idiot. He brought the guy up on stage immediately after the bit you just saw on video.
Gawd you Leftards love to be manipulated and mislead.
+Mensa Reject AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This from the Trump Sucker. Please infer the implied joke.
The baby represents the Future of America crying :'( at the sight and sound of Trump.
+New Vegas cares
+Mark Rodriguez who?
+ItzBetterOff gives a shit
Who?
Or the idiocy of Hilary Clinton.
Him holding a Purple Heart is just sickening.
Ugh.
Bone Spurs
"Look, I may be a baby, but even *I* knew that Russia was already in the Ukraine, and that you don't attack the parents of a deceased American war hero. Also, I wouldn't have even been crying if my mom had breastfed me there, but she couldn't because that sociopathic Oompa Loompa thinks it's 'disgusting.'"
-- _statement from the crying baby_
"sociopathic Oompa Loompa." 👍😀
Bingo !
+TheFriendlyTroll ...... I think that's an insult to the oompah loompah's
That is one politically involved baby.
+lizzy the owl
At that age I hadn't even learned words let alone concepts.
Trump wasn't just eating at KFC. Colonel Sanders was his commanding officer during his military service.
lmao and I believe he said himself
loooool
He battled with the great Captain Crunch.
The Battlin' Chicken Hawk Brigade.
He was right alongside Captain Birdseye at the Battle of Crispy Batter.
You only accept a veteran's purple heart if they are related to you and of old age and they want to pass it down to the next generation.
Its possible he has no one to pass it down to. Its also possible that story was bullshit
Or he just wanted trump to have it lol I know crazy. You people are so sad if the man wants trump to have it then who cares it's none of your business
Lol resorting to name calling what are you 12? It doesn't matter who he gives it to it's not your business who he gives it to is what I'm saying. Yes trump announced it obviously otherwise we wouldn't be here would we? What I'm saying is it doesn't matter who he gives it to you don't have the right to criticize him for giving it to trump the man can do what he'd like
+kay jay Lol, the irony in that is pretty funny.
The guy that gave it to him, said it was a replica. Why he would give it still is beyond me, but it was not the real one.
OK haven't watch this show in a while but is it just me or Stephen colbert is looking EXTREMELY hot all of a sudden
He looks a bit like Colin Firth in this video, though it might just be the glasses
no you definitely need glasses. i'm sure i'm not the first to say this to you.
+Cabbage Lettuce lol
The new glasses and haircut are a big improvement.
oh boy not the fangirls everybody grab your anti-tumblr vaccines shit actually no just run
in terms of subjective style though i think the old glasses were better, but it's probably from seeing colbert use them for so long
I hesitate to even let someone pay for my food, I would DEFINITELY not accept a PURPLE HEART. 💜🙅🏾♂️🚫
literally me lol. 😭
so true. anyone with an ounce of respect would turn it down. 💯
Humble aint hard smh
I know! Unless it was being passed down by a family member or something how could anyone have the gall to accept a purple heart from someone they don't know.
As he was speaking about him receiving it, I was running through my own mind how I would react if someone offered such a medal to me. I would have complimented the mans character and tell him how much it means to get wounded for you country, not question whether or not it is real.
With a fork?
Sussssspiciousssss..........
lol
Staged photo-op?
"Oh I love that baby." - 1min later - "JK GTFO with your baby"
Finally one thing Trump does correctly. imo
and a knife... KNIVES KILL. KNIFE LIVES MATTER 😆😆😆😆😆
he's upset that the baby has bigger hands than he does
damn, I actually almost felt something positive towards Trump when he first starting talking about the baby. then he twisted the knife for me trusting him silly me
J Girl Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
Is it just me or is Donald Trump giving me Biff Tannen vibes?!
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/10/21/how-back-to-the-future-predicted-trump.html
Biff Tannen was based on Trump......
this
Yeah and I get Doc Brown vibes from Bernie Sanders and Marty vibes from Marco Rubio.
It is just you.
When is Ashton Kutcher just gonna end the joke tell us we've been pranked?
How do all the scandals keep him alive in a PRESIDENTIAL RACE?
Hillary broke away she's damn near the president right there
Because he appeals to the lowest population of the country
Ghosh ever looked into a real Clinton scandal?
+Richard Taylor To be honest Clinton's scandal is unpresidential too.
But she hasn't been so racist and sexist. And at least the candidate should know how to speak in a delicate situation. If Mr. Trump becomes president, I don't know about how USA's foreign policies and presidential tours will go.
He's unstumpable
It's sounds really weird to me to hear it "fork and knife"... Isn't it usually "knife and fork". Important stuff.
no its fork and knife...but whatever suits u i guess.
Nah man its usually fork and knife
ur weird
+TheHappyCrafter Hobbs is speaking of true etiquette. You may have to talk to' Miss Manner'.
Ye it's it's always been knife and fork.... Americans are backwards though
Trump was fine with the baby until he became uncomfortable when he saw the baby's much larger hands
Fuck it im moving to Canada
Yeah, sure.
Abandon your country because you don't want to participate in the system that's dependent on participation.
Sorry we're blding a wall!!!!!!!!!!!
+Hitlery Clinton lol
+Jose Mata no you shut the fuck up, she wants to band video games
Good. Take some of the liberal idiots with you.
Everyone in the UK is horrified at the US presidential election. We all thought Obama was the shit.
You speak for the millions upon millions of people that live in the UK?
In your dreams, maybe.
Sure, a blanket statement like that is never going to be 100% true, however a lot of people in Europe do seem to like Obama, especially compared with his predecessor. I travel a lot throughout Europe with work (all over, not just in the U.K.), and I can say there's a lot of confusion and disappointment across the continent about the candidates this year.
fordtruck239 Well maybe I don't speak for every man woman and child but Obama has a 72% UK approval rating so statistically speaking I speak for the majority.
Nah George, just you. Britain voted out.
+Gee V *facepalm* dumbass
His heart is probably purple due to his diet.
Plant Maven When his checkup goes public and shows that he’s in a healthy state and around 200lb which is pretty healthy for someone his age....*cricket chirps*
@@Ironmike-tg5nb yeah when he pays the doctor to give him a good report lol. 😂😂 The guy has publicly admitted his diet doesnt matter to him. His favorite ruitine food is McDonald's cheeseburgers. Also my dad is 210 and he looks nothing like donald trump lol. Rump extra thicc and not in a good way. 🍔
The only one he deserves
I read that he was born without a heart.
Popeyes > KFC
Yes you are my hero
FACTS!
Yee
fuck no
Well Popeyes serves Halal chicken so I doubt trump would want to eat there.
but I also eat KFC with a knife and fork. is it an American thing to eat it with your hands? I and many throughout Asia use a knife and fork. thank you Trump , you have my international support
Yes it's an American way to eat
You support trump? He will nuke you and not think twice. Funny how you support someone who literally doesn't give a fuck about you
+Jaggy poo You think hilary is any better? smfh
+Tom Clancy Um yeah I do. She actually has plans. Trump just says believe me. It's like either dying by a car crash(trump) or eating a shit sandwich(Hilary)
Jaggy poo not even relatable....Hilary is a power hungry bitch. She is like a terminator and D.trump is like the joker....
It's sad that Trump lies so often that I'm looking at the picture of him with KFC, seeing literally no ripples in the gravy, an almost full bucket and the chicken before him without a single bit in it and all I'm thinking is "I don't believe he even ate that", I don't even believe he eats food he's pictured about to eat, that's how bad he has gotten
Lee
I call it a propaganda photo op.
You are talking about a guy who leaks a tape of himself pretending to be a reporter.. praising himself. You don't think he knows how fake the KFC photo is? And the taco bowl?
Just shows how smart he really is, that 'food' is poison.
+Orbital Trails you my friend are an idiot .
Justin L9 Why cause fried chicken is really good for you?
He's gonna throw the baby out like they did with the ones in sparta that were "unfit," to be health spartans.
healthy*
+Brennan Bare (CheekyBioWolf) hg e didn't kick the baby out
"Well maybe he'll get a purple heart for shooting himself in the foot."
10/10
I'd like to think that Purple Heart was a request.
Obama is the first president to say that because he's not supposed to choose sides
Obammy has set the gold standard for "beneath the dignity of the office".
What a disaster. Lots of vacays while working lots of 6 hour days......Physically lazy and a demagogue. Great combo.
this is the saddest and weirdest comment section.
Obama just nailed himself in his dnc speech when he stated that Hillary would make a better president than he is. lol
cool
wtf is with these replies?
I might also point out he said he loves crying babies... What does he do torture babies in his spare time?
It's now 2019 and as you know - Yes, he does literally torture babies. 😡
People make fun of trump but Hillary is even worse
fuck u
wifilost that's nice but you ain't denying it
Ohh good comment please tell me more, let me guess she's a liar and she leaked emails oh how original. I would say do better but your comment shows you've done your best lmao fuckin idiot!
They both suck equally. The American people have been done a disservice with these two laughable candidates. It's a complete shit show. 1 of these two dipshits are actually going to be president. I can't believe it.
+GabinoBabino jokes on you fuckboy I don't wear any lmao 🖕🏼🖕🏼
The baby part was funnier than the fork and knife lol
she's been briefing the 'head of the company' since her mid teens, I suspect. As such, he knows all about 'finger lickin' good'.
To far.
+shaunhan murray where or who is far? is it going to: far from: you. or city: far.
i think your comment is too much
+Jeff Hall u know I thought that was the right grammar but, I didn't want to go back and fix it, idk the comment steped over a metaphorical line, not a big deal but it just felt like sinking to their level.
More like debriefing!
Oswaldo Contreras **tips an imaginary hat**
I can't trust him... he chose KFC over Popeyes... smh
I prefer Church's; KFC is too dry and do not have Popeyes in Canada
Popeyes is bland
I can cook better chicken then that
Ikr....
soapmeridius Popeyes chicken is the Shizzzzzzzznit!!!!!!
@@eatmywords4373 Their spicy chicken is the shit.
At least he acts like a normal person, Hillary would never post a picture like that.
Because she's not retarded enough to do stupid shit
Did you miss the whole "nothing about that picture is what a normal person would do?"
So uh, no, he doesn't act like a normal person.
She carried hotsuace in her pocket to an interview with a black radio show.
She's pretty cringy, too. Just the media doesn't bully her doing this kind of stuff.
Yes I agree, he acts completely normal. I too occasionally enjoy some nice Kentucky Fried Chicken aboard my private jet using only the finest cutlery.
At least she did her research. Trump didn't even do that.
**Reads video title** OK NOW TRUMP HAS DONE IT
Trying to win the black vote 😂😂
lol
+chicago2370 Pack up I don't want you in Chicago
true, but everyone knows popeyes is better than kfc
+Charles Okoli no churches. Popeye's is for creole hobos
+Marco Tan no popeyes churches is wack
It was only a Purple Heart because he couldn't find a Black Heart to properly describe Mr. Dumpster.
"CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE BABIES." -Donald Trump
I believe he is quoting Conan the Barbarian.
Conan, what is best in life?
To be honest, crying babies are a pain in the ass.
As all mothers can confirm. They can also confirm that babies do whatever they want and shutting one up can be really frigging difficult.
yeah you are right, and trump is a giant baby.
***** Yeah, so what?
+Atoms Molecules Hillary is even bigger
OMG.....Trump eats KFC with a fork and knife? He should've thought about all the votes he's gonna lose.
+Faustus
I heard that he eats corn on the cob the same way ;)
I am not saying he lost any votes, but sure he didn't win new ones. like that time he was eating the chalupa bowl on cinco De mayo.
He would know better if he was a _real_ politician. Now he's lost the support of the Eating With Their Fingers voters.
Oh yeah, OH YEAH?.....well it's not as bad as the mayor of New York eating pizza with a knife and fork.
What about the Obamessiah eating an ice cream cone with a spoon?
4:35
*Subtitles:* _"if you want to seem relatable, don't eat JFK on a private jet."_
I don't like Trump because he isn't politically correct. So.. ill just vote for the felon.. seems reasonable... no?
Sooooooooooooo reasonable
She's not a felon though. Fact check before you fill the world with your stupid.
she committed felonious crimes. the feds just refused to prosecute. hell, even if you just vote the lesser of 2 evils... you wouldn't be voting for her.
I also hate that he's ignorant, a bigot, stupid, rude, a blatant liar, etc. you blind dumbass
She should bea felon by all reasoning and legal aspects.
purple heart... neptunia...
yeah, donald and nep have some things in common. not willing to do much for his/her own people.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that the whole time. Except Neptune always makes up for her 'lax' approach by saving the entire world every so often.
Well, they're both empty-headed, but at least Neptunia can show human emotion.
kinda funny you say that. as hillary voted for the Iraq war, and then refused to give them the equipment they needed.
Hillary may have voted for the Iraq War, but if there was any equipment failure involved, let's keep in mind that the ultimate responsibility for providing equipment and funding and logistic support lay with THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE and THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF. Like, you know, Rumsfeld and Bush.
I bet trump also pours his milk first then the cereal
I do that too
That's just weird
+Daniel Mariscal it's a habit of mine.
+KLG Gaming I do that too! Though I did do by putting the cereal first and then milk but when I started eating, there was too much cereal.
+The Maggot haha true!
"That baby needs to toughen up and act like an adult. Because when adults listen to Tump, we weep silently." XD omg subscribing
The picture shows Trump with KFC in front of him. There is no evidence he ate it.
I was thinking that pic was staged u know right after he grabbed a slab of Cole slaw mashed potatoes n a biscuit n ate that chicken with his little fingers
The evidence is in the waistline!
That bit about flossing was more informative than anything Donald Trump has said in his entire career.
He was enjoying his kfc Clinton special...2 extra large thighs and a bucket of left wings....
Eat shit, that was brilliant
LMAO, Trump 2016!
Take my like and go screw yourself while you're at it.
gixxerlouis, are you really ready to hand Trump the nuclear codes???????
Ղ
Seriously you have to choose between a Business man and a Politician. What is the difference? Both of them are equally good at scheming but have two different end Goals.
....i eat fried chicken with a fork n knife.
You're classy
you must be fun at parties
I like to eat pizza with knife and fork in case anybodies interested. Late night wanna be funny people are not all that amusing and a total wast of a person time.
+Gary Walega Sweeping statements are very dangerous!
Only if they are a lie
this whole year has been a shit stream in politics.
Cause this is election year
almost feels like on purpose to show all usa's allies how unstable they are becoming and how racist a huge portion of their citizens still are so we step back...then, russia, china, n. korea or all combined...whatever...swoop in to attack while all allies pause and rethink whether they should help a country that has a presidential candidate likened to Hitler, with a platform of big dick-big wall, spewing really nonsense that can't be constitutionally done and ultimately say nah, we're good. usa citizens will vote hillary out of fear and all the while the machine that really owns the presidency carries on with their day-to-day; as citizens scream politicians are corrupt then revote them in...human actions are kind of interesting when you step back and look at things without emotion.
Now I'm imagining Finn saying that.
Welcome to your first political election. Everything is shit here.
This happens everytime...its my third and it is shit
So what.. I eat Trump steak with a knife and fork.
+bonanzatime ...
Omg, trump eats chicken with a fork?
What's next, hillary using a spoon to eat pasta?
In some places a spoon is actually part of the accepted utensils used to eat pasta. It's used as a base for the fork to make it easier to twirl the pasta around the fork.
djcfrompt And in some places a fork is used to eat chicken (but the spoon with pasta is interesting)
no one cares m8.
***** that's my point
Eating chicken involved digging the meat out. Sides Trump acts like a sissy. When he talks he waves his pinkies. Worse he makes Baron dress like a sissy in shorts and sport coat. A real boy would wear a black t shirt, jeans, and sneakers. His hair would be a little long and look good without combing. He would show off by speaking Slovenian with his mother. A reporter who knew Russian could understand could do columns on what he was saying.
Is that being a jerk to a baby really happened?
Yep.
Yes. There was about 3-5 min inbetween, where the baby was still crying. Then he paused and said the baby can leave. Cringe worthy.
+Peter I watched the original, he said he was kidding about being okay with the baby. He couldn't deal with the baby.
***** Sarcasm doesn't match with the demeanor in which he said it. If anything, he was being sarcastic when he said it was initially fine.
+mike wang
But why take a baby to a trump rally?
Stephen is the boss. Totally. Keep kicking their asses!
i get eating it with a knife and fork. Wouldn't want my fingers to smell like chicken.
I wish he were my dad lol
.
+Steve W XD
That's why you clean your hands after eating it.
my fingers smell like ass-holes ;)
Not exactly. I'd be ok with being Tiffany Trump. She doesn't get any love but she does get the $$
With subtitles on it says "Don't eat JFK on a private jet".I definitely giggled.
Colbert's show was good two months ago but now it's lost steam.
Impeach him 4 eating kfc with knife and fork.
Anyone else find the title fork and knife hard to say as you're used to saying knife and fork?
Just depends on which side of the railroad tracks you ate your dinner.
If you're dining by the railroad tracks then you'd be lucky to have a used plastic spork.
LivingInVancouverBC
_If you're dining by the railroad tracks then you'd be lucky to have a used plastic spork._
Generalizing a bit much, aren't you? Not necessarily so. In the _Karate Kid (2)_, Mr, Miyagi lived in a very nice place right next to railroad tracks. I seriously doubt he had to eat with plastic utensils. And many others live in similar RR locations and eat with very nice utensils.
Mack Jonsey
My sincere apologies to Mr. Miyagi. I did not wish to impugn the excellence of his disposable chopstix.
Seriously, you don't want to be putting a metal fork in your mouth when, 50 feet away, a locomotive blows its whistle...
"AHHH dangit Ma, I dun poked my eye out!"
"Your good eye?!? I tole you we oughta moved!"
LivingInVancouverBC
_I did not wish to impugn the excellence of his disposable chopstix._
As we could see, those were just for catching flies.
LMFAO. "nah you can get that baby outta here".
thats fucking hilarious
Neither of the big 2 candidates is fit for the job.
Best comment all week
are
Neither of the 2 big candidates AND the current president.
Nah, "neither is" is actually correct. "Neither" doesn't refer to the two candidates as a group, but rather each of them in isolation.
...Though "neither are" is common enough that it's considered acceptable as well, I guess.
+A Coll holy fuck trump would start WW3 also.
I like Stephen but like has it said anything about Hilary? like does he think Hilary is any better, but does no one realize all the fucked up shit she did?
has he**
Well if you could name all of that messed up stuff (besides emails) be our guest. And I will be here to name all the messed up Trump stuff. (and you guys need to calm down it's a comedy show)
+Natalie Garcia When she was first lady, she murdered White House lawyer Vince Foster and then dumped his body in a park.
She drove Vince Foster to commit suicide through her temper tantrums. After she murdered Vince Foster, she ransacked his office in the middle of the night and stole all the documents proving her guilt. When Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas, she was a partner in the state’s top law firm, and it sometimes did work involving the state government. She once invested in real estate on the advice of another friend and lost $100,000, also proving she’s a crook. Do I have to go on?
+Christopher Moncada Evidence, please.
+I Got that Nope.avi Sadly youtubes comment section dosen't allow pictures to be posted. I'll let you google search it.
4:39 Look at the caption...
Lmao 😂
"I love babies" (crowd claps) "Get that baby out of here" (crowd claps)
Oh come on, if he ate it with his fingers he would have been criticized too, that's kind of unfair.
why would he have been critisized for eating with his fingers, the whole point of the pic was to be relatable, but eating with a fork and knife just made him look elitist
+Dexter King people do anything to make Trump look bad, and if he ate with his fingers, people would say he was being a 'troll' or 'had no manners'. Remember when John Kasich was being criticized for eating pizza with no proper etiquette? Yeah, he's screwed either way.
+Luke Hunter I just explained why, and now I am laughing to myself because what you just said makes no sense.
"People will do anything to make Trump look bad" I mean, if by people, you mean Trump himself, yeah.
Because nobody else really has to put very much effort into making Trump look bad. He does it all on his own.
+Dexter King To put it into plainer words, he was stating an example of how mass media picks out the smallest social misdemeanors of a person and draws attention to them by humorously criticizing in the presence of the public eye. This tactic is used to lower the victim's pedestal, if they have one. If you possessed any social awareness it'd make sense to you.
fork and knife. Who says it that way round?!?
A late show comedian targeting Trump by now has to be the easiest shit. You literally have guaranteed laughter/cheer at almost 0 comedic effort.
“Actually, I was kidding. You can get the baby out of here.” Wow. I didn't see that coming.
Wow. At KFC you can with forks and Knifes, because they offer it to you. (Germany)
those comments about the baby were weird
"Get the baby out of here" - A candidate for the 2016 presidential election
Kfc: It's finger licking good.
Donald Trump: proceeds to eat chicken with knife and fork.
how do you even eat Chicken with silverware?
I eat it with alienware. #Ayy_lmao #Just_a_meme
With a big ego.
You want an ego, Try kanye west's ego. I'm warning you though, It is too much.
Easy... he didn't! He setup a quick photo op, took the picture, then he paid someone to toss it out of the plane. You can clearly see the gravy stacked on the mashed potatoes.... unopened. *Also* What kind of savage would get KFC with NO BISCUITS! *Blasphemy*
+Elijah La Rock (Courier 95) whoa there, why can't we jump between Kanye's and Trump's ego? they're equally high for safety and stuff.
I'm actually impressed by Trump campaign in the last days.
I'm impressed because he is losing and he media tells a lot of bad news about him and...Hillary did nothing, Trump did it.
Trump is the guy that continue to attack Trump's campaign.
He is literally damage his chance to win every time he speaks with some new stupid
acist thing.
I'm actually impressed by how bad it is.
But that is the strategy that gave him the republican nomination, without spending much money!
Jakob Schulze the reason he manage to win is that there were a shitload of candidate and the good ones (Like Mccain) went out early so at the end he was 1 vs 1 vs Ted Cruz, may be the only human that american hates more than Trump.
He could act like this because he gave him a personality in that mess of unknown people.
Now he is fighting a 1 vs 1 war against Hillary Clinton, a woman that may not be loved but she is well know, she has experience and she is respected for her skill (say what you want but she is not dumb).
Acting like this just makes him look like a worse human being (and a worse president) than her.
And like i said she doesn't even need to attack, he is doing all alone.
+Jakob Schulze that is something that baffles me still.
Don't believe Hillary is doing nothing. There is a reason why all those little horror stories about him are reported the way they are now, and have not been presented the same way throughout the primaries. Taking out Ailes was super smart.
Skarn22 well the election will be in 3 months and now Hillary and Trump are doing campaing against each others.
This mean raising money, go to rally and raising your popularity in order to have more vote.
That being said pools at the moment are saying if the election was tomorrow hillary would get more vote than Trump....and he is still going down while she is going up.
And also he is losing support from the repubblican party.
LOL Trump just lost all the black vote because of his chicken scandal 😂😂
Not like he had the black vote in the first place 😂😂😂
KLG Gaming haha TRUE
MsPopperson That's fascistic.
+KLG Gaming not like they matter, anyways xD
+ThePhirenor Won't be saying that when Hillary wins 😄
Give that Veteran his medal back.