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  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 3 года назад +5534

    hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying

    • @oliviakenny4731
      @oliviakenny4731 3 года назад +215

      Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level

    • @alishbaahmed
      @alishbaahmed 3 года назад +151

      Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?

    • @oliviakenny4731
      @oliviakenny4731 3 года назад +26

      @@alishbaahmed same omg

    • @RoseOfSharyn18
      @RoseOfSharyn18 3 года назад +15

      No joke though. Jesus. Lol

    • @absol8126
      @absol8126 3 года назад +5

      Yes it is indeed

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 года назад +4057

    Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?"
    Nick: "About 3 commercials."

    • @goobygooberson1656
      @goobygooberson1656 3 года назад +125

      What's worse is it's like 90 commercials

    • @coffeewithahintoflavender2923
      @coffeewithahintoflavender2923 3 года назад +5

      @@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂

    • @user-it4cl9hf6u
      @user-it4cl9hf6u 3 года назад +11

      oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @doublets90
      @doublets90 3 года назад +9

      Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?

  • @tornadecho7894
    @tornadecho7894 2 года назад +5412

    I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence

  • @jordanshaw5638
    @jordanshaw5638 Год назад +4347

    Fun fact
    If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.

    • @cloudylemon2975
      @cloudylemon2975 Год назад +93

      Omg trying this now!!

    • @stay_comfy
      @stay_comfy Год назад +114

      @@cloudylemon2975 I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story

    • @thatonetoppatguy8320
      @thatonetoppatguy8320 Год назад +20

      holy shit your right

    • @cloudylemon2975
      @cloudylemon2975 Год назад +163

      @@stay_comfy im back one month older and it....
      Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..

    • @lui8174
      @lui8174 Год назад +12

      @@cloudylemon2975 😭

  • @fancyintrovert6091
    @fancyintrovert6091 3 года назад +24590

    As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.

    • @muffpuff8
      @muffpuff8 3 года назад +1566

      sharkboy?

    • @bandgeek4286
      @bandgeek4286 3 года назад +1833

      My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 года назад +812

      Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"

    • @GFMSHOW
      @GFMSHOW 3 года назад +145

      lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying

    • @griffservo8074
      @griffservo8074 3 года назад +589

      Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?

  • @revereshorse
    @revereshorse 3 года назад +3748

    “I fear no man, but that thing-”
    * points to Nutcracker Danny *
    “ *It scares me.* ”

  • @failedartguy
    @failedartguy 2 года назад +2250

    Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +32

      Danny produces the finest arts.

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 Год назад +33

      A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”

    • @goldenthegoldenflower9008
      @goldenthegoldenflower9008 Год назад +6

      My childhood at its working

    • @miguelstarboy5572
      @miguelstarboy5572 4 месяца назад +2

      hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm

    • @Whoisjoebiden8794
      @Whoisjoebiden8794 Месяц назад +3

      @@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again

  • @Chitterbug_
    @Chitterbug_ Год назад +883

    Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.

    • @juliarudy753
      @juliarudy753 Год назад +2

      Mmmm butcracker

    • @violetbean8928
      @violetbean8928 Год назад +80

      she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 Год назад +120

      I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D

    • @aislyn4717
      @aislyn4717 11 месяцев назад +23

      Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭

    • @tewks4458
      @tewks4458 11 месяцев назад +29

      And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.

  • @elisecarmichael2227
    @elisecarmichael2227 3 года назад +7563

    Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.

    • @alexstrife-sinclair6391
      @alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 года назад +249

      It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.

    • @elisecarmichael2227
      @elisecarmichael2227 2 года назад +182

      @@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.

    • @Cici_CMJ
      @Cici_CMJ 2 года назад +95

      I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.

    • @junerdz
      @junerdz 2 года назад +17

      @@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee

    • @sophbenj.8840
      @sophbenj.8840 2 года назад +28

      yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers

  • @devine8023
    @devine8023 3 года назад +2166

    Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'

  • @supervegito8340
    @supervegito8340 Год назад +305

    My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.

    • @professorbone8709
      @professorbone8709 4 месяца назад +7

      We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 Год назад +158

    I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people

  • @inessilva1214
    @inessilva1214 3 года назад +2246

    "it fits in any pocket"
    women watching this: we'll see about that

    • @elin_
      @elin_ 3 года назад +148

      Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩

    • @modus8256
      @modus8256 3 года назад +45

      @@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 года назад +21

      LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT

    • @subhuman8945
      @subhuman8945 3 года назад +32

      There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous
      So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know...
      ...then who is actually making women's pants..??

    • @HollyHummingbirdriver
      @HollyHummingbirdriver 3 года назад +30

      They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.

  • @user-tt7kj7jm9x
    @user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 года назад +2219

    The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is

    • @arminarlert5681
      @arminarlert5681 3 года назад +169

      “Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”

    • @Zackattackplayspokemon
      @Zackattackplayspokemon 3 года назад +164

      He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.

    • @user-tt7kj7jm9x
      @user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 года назад +35

      @@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind

    • @raeicedtea5566
      @raeicedtea5566 3 года назад +12

      Great grandchild of matthew boulton

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 3 года назад +10

      @Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?

  • @MrsMcTaco
    @MrsMcTaco 2 года назад +829

    This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!

    • @insawid
      @insawid Год назад +57

      right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter Год назад +51

      i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible

    • @spikemcleod4720
      @spikemcleod4720 Месяц назад +1

      @@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know

    • @ShaneReuter
      @ShaneReuter Месяц назад

      @@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 3 месяца назад +31

    Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!

  • @lucvalor
    @lucvalor 3 года назад +7134

    The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.

    • @alexanderdeadmansche
      @alexanderdeadmansche 3 года назад +83

      I shat myself

    • @theartist312
      @theartist312 3 года назад +113

      The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”

    • @just_zeke
      @just_zeke 3 года назад +87

      after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 года назад +30

      @@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart

    • @thetwitchingpumpkin1547
      @thetwitchingpumpkin1547 3 года назад +85

      the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better

  • @kbeit8272
    @kbeit8272 3 года назад +929

    "Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"

    • @smophiefofie
      @smophiefofie 3 года назад +16

      HAHAHAHA

    • @Jb-ik3pq
      @Jb-ik3pq 3 года назад +27

      That was actually pretty scary lol

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 3 года назад +9

      I feel like she’s used to that by now

    • @TT-iv5iz
      @TT-iv5iz 3 года назад +7

      why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶

    • @pen3475
      @pen3475 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard at that part

  • @jaaaaaane
    @jaaaaaane 2 года назад +263

    I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan Год назад +7

      omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird

    • @TheoSur
      @TheoSur 6 месяцев назад +1

      this is like 2 years old wdym :(

  • @LlamasWithiMacs
    @LlamasWithiMacs Год назад +111

    6:59 They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.

  • @tobascochilisauce2009
    @tobascochilisauce2009 3 года назад +4817

    as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean

  • @doombuggy123
    @doombuggy123 3 года назад +1174

    Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 3 года назад +87

      Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.

    • @Cloudychaostheone
      @Cloudychaostheone 3 года назад +31

      Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 года назад +24

      @@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way

    • @pigadmiral6642
      @pigadmiral6642 3 года назад +11

      Navy guys.

    • @oscy7909
      @oscy7909 3 года назад +8

      @@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?

  • @gloriav7646
    @gloriav7646 Год назад +183

    As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼

  • @red_rory
    @red_rory 2 года назад +146

    Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.

  • @Gossamaggs
    @Gossamaggs 3 года назад +1134

    "Fits in any pocket"
    This product is clearly made for men.

  • @Carla-ou2yb
    @Carla-ou2yb 3 года назад +1520

    The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer

    • @isabelagaba821
      @isabelagaba821 3 года назад +11

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭

    • @user-ym7eh8pi5i
      @user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 года назад +7

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 3 года назад +34

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now

    • @TewifyingUwU
      @TewifyingUwU 3 года назад +44

      @@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648 3 года назад +2

      RIP vine

  • @Bongobert
    @Bongobert 2 года назад +62

    I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?

  • @nikkifilias682
    @nikkifilias682 Год назад +33

    I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character

  • @bigtable9031
    @bigtable9031 3 года назад +2469

    I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless

    • @gamiket628
      @gamiket628 3 года назад +84

      Lol that has potential to be a horror movie

    • @tomjohnstone6591
      @tomjohnstone6591 3 года назад +52

      I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”

    • @aidenmarsh3069
      @aidenmarsh3069 3 года назад +5

      SAME!!!!!!!!!!

    • @_junko_5701
      @_junko_5701 3 года назад +5

      @@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie

    • @nikolaiestrella6785
      @nikolaiestrella6785 3 года назад +15

      @Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.

  • @user.uni612
    @user.uni612 3 года назад +3731

    The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.

    • @stepbro4028
      @stepbro4028 3 года назад +122

      produced by Greg
      directed by Greg
      sponsored by Greg
      Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy
      Danny - Danny Gonzalez
      Special thanks to
      Greg
      Guy
      Little Stinkers
      Mayor Kurtis Connor

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 года назад +7

      @@stepbro4028 😂

    • @hamtaru
      @hamtaru 3 года назад +32

      that was legitimately creepy ngl

    • @cheesyoutanimations2045
      @cheesyoutanimations2045 3 года назад +3

      Ai movie in a nutshell

    • @allieanimates8539
      @allieanimates8539 3 года назад +2

      ahhh gacha horror

  • @Arylett
    @Arylett 2 года назад +113

    I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor.
    Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Год назад +5

      It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker)
      Hope you're better!

    • @nineveh17
      @nineveh17 5 месяцев назад +3

      😊Danny truly is a joy to behold

  • @TwixiMixiPixi
    @TwixiMixiPixi Год назад +9

    that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.

  • @lemonpenis
    @lemonpenis 3 года назад +8328

    Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet

    • @user-mq8ci2il8s
      @user-mq8ci2il8s 3 года назад +388

      I would cry.

    • @travisdelee8647
      @travisdelee8647 3 года назад +409

      And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.

    • @Mykaininekkkkkahajw
      @Mykaininekkkkkahajw 3 года назад +468

      Damn should’ve bought the tac house

    • @lemonpenis
      @lemonpenis 3 года назад +32

      @@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol

    • @Khujop
      @Khujop 3 года назад +61

      I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.

  • @memechild2025
    @memechild2025 3 года назад +9298

    I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.

  • @doctornonsense4726
    @doctornonsense4726 2 года назад +72

    Hi Danny, new subscriber.
    I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.

  • @topbrick4025
    @topbrick4025 Год назад +7

    "What's that, I can't see anything!"
    "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
    that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂

  • @ishmaeldoesstuff3657
    @ishmaeldoesstuff3657 3 года назад +1663

    Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 3 года назад +11

      Same 😔

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 3 года назад +31

      *I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*

    • @wadejonaitis426
      @wadejonaitis426 3 года назад +16

      @@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!

    • @Gossamaggs
      @Gossamaggs 3 года назад +11

      Is he a better boy, is the question

  • @hidgehoge2713
    @hidgehoge2713 3 года назад +7866

    That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect

  • @Duckiedogz
    @Duckiedogz 11 месяцев назад +9

    The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.

  • @ROMOROMOROMOO
    @ROMOROMOROMOO Год назад +20

    The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.

  • @whooshroosh
    @whooshroosh 3 года назад +1738

    Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.

    • @sophiadodds9954
      @sophiadodds9954 3 года назад +61

      Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎

    • @kaylasmith634
      @kaylasmith634 3 года назад +9

      omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever

    • @eggdogfan2124
      @eggdogfan2124 3 года назад +20

      god damit bamboozled again

    • @ducesnakes999
      @ducesnakes999 3 года назад +33

      Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....

    • @beb2880
      @beb2880 3 года назад

      Thanks

  • @louiskr42
    @louiskr42 3 года назад +14502

    Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying

  • @SoScarlettItWasMaroon
    @SoScarlettItWasMaroon 5 месяцев назад +9

    I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.

  • @markwatson6477
    @markwatson6477 2 года назад +27

    7:10
    Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 3 года назад +644

    okay but Danny’s acting is kind of amazing. when he was screaming “i’m a real boy” i got genuine chills. get this man an Oscar.

    • @nutellacastle
      @nutellacastle 3 года назад +55

      same i don't think danny realizes how great of an actor he actually is

    • @digestivebiscuit8967
      @digestivebiscuit8967 3 года назад +21

      Didnt he go to drama school or something?

    • @Ziaberry
      @Ziaberry 3 года назад +42

      @@digestivebiscuit8967 I've seen at least one old video of him doing some kind of stand up skit where he's the only actor and plays multiple characters at once, it might've been when he was in high school though

  • @karitasphoto9078
    @karitasphoto9078 3 года назад +648

    Commercial: Can fit in any pocket
    Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 3 года назад +14

      My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 3 года назад +4

      overalls for the win bb!

    • @sitalvs
      @sitalvs 3 года назад +9

      shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!

    • @ellebrooks13
      @ellebrooks13 3 года назад +8

      @@sitalvs Haha I hate those faux pockets!

    • @sitalvs
      @sitalvs 3 года назад +6

      @@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself

  • @existing_human7237
    @existing_human7237 Год назад +7

    13:34 "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner,"
    Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.

  • @maxisgorgeous4008
    @maxisgorgeous4008 2 года назад +19

    7:13 Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies

  • @baasiix
    @baasiix 3 года назад +1464

    *I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*

    • @sunnylapis6584
      @sunnylapis6584 3 года назад +34

      I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker

    • @keirapage6442
      @keirapage6442 3 года назад +7

      omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time

    • @hgdrrfgrg
      @hgdrrfgrg 3 года назад +6

      Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen

    • @3mma..
      @3mma.. 3 года назад

      IKRRR

    • @bludzowski
      @bludzowski 3 года назад

      When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''

  • @nyx1216
    @nyx1216 3 года назад +4943

    If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot

    • @zilleaxolotl3457
      @zilleaxolotl3457 3 года назад +470

      it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 года назад +179

      Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).

    • @human7605
      @human7605 3 года назад +17

      Reeeee he must come baaaaaack

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 года назад +10

      DAMN GOOD ONE

    • @fex7175
      @fex7175 3 года назад +26

      @@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol

  • @sriissyracha
    @sriissyracha 2 года назад +5

    “First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”

  • @CallMeBlackout_
    @CallMeBlackout_ Год назад +18

    As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.

  • @brookemurphy2580
    @brookemurphy2580 3 года назад +8439

    Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it

  • @wraein
    @wraein 3 года назад +2634

    POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments

  • @WKnudsen713
    @WKnudsen713 Год назад +7

    Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 8 месяцев назад +12

    10:43 i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified

  • @hunlim2117
    @hunlim2117 3 года назад +366

    It turns out TicTacs were actually just Tactical Jellybeans, specially designed to make your breath
    Military Tough.

    • @PMOrly
      @PMOrly 3 года назад +18

      Specially designed to make your breath
      Military Tough

    • @chur8um
      @chur8um 3 года назад +4

      Makes sense

    • @molls127
      @molls127 3 года назад +1

      i hate this

    • @adele6020
      @adele6020 3 года назад +3

      underrated comment af

    • @hunlim2117
      @hunlim2117 3 года назад +2

      @@PMOrly that's a good one lmao

  • @julie__j2159
    @julie__j2159 3 года назад +2182

    Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket"
    Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?

    • @byrnetdown6076
      @byrnetdown6076 3 года назад +159

      especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад +21

      @@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад +9

      @@llvnaa9600 ew just ew

    • @gracie7714
      @gracie7714 3 года назад +24

      @@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 3 года назад +11

      I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.

  • @screamsformemes
    @screamsformemes Год назад +10

    13:53 Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath 2 года назад +22

    shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned

  • @merope8014
    @merope8014 3 года назад +13740

    Ngl Danny’s acting gets better everyday. That nutcracker skit was terrifying.

    • @cddn5037
      @cddn5037 3 года назад +686

      YES!!! I WAS TOTALLY THINKING ABT HOW WELL IT WAS SHOT!!

    • @me-shhekmati1988
      @me-shhekmati1988 3 года назад +291

      Ikr that was my fav part of the video 😂✨

    • @kd4n347
      @kd4n347 3 года назад +185

      I just saw that part and I gotta agree

    • @b2superbattledroid977
      @b2superbattledroid977 3 года назад +132

      THE WHAT
      Oh

    • @emmacarlson7191
      @emmacarlson7191 3 года назад +141

      um it was real smh🙄

  • @llamaalana9548
    @llamaalana9548 3 года назад +1054

    Danny: “GoD bLeSs AmErIcA”
    Laura: “wtf is he doing in there?”

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 3 года назад +17

      It’s a pewds "soyboy" moment

    • @alynsak
      @alynsak 3 года назад +58

      She probably was thinking that more so when he was screaming about being a real boy. Lol

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 3 года назад +37

      Danny: *_"I'M A REAL BOYYY!!"_*

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 3 года назад +40

      "Danny, have you seen my make-up bag?"
      "No... but don't come in here."

    • @UncannyXander
      @UncannyXander 3 года назад +2

      @@GeorgiaOverdrive gross

  • @moshroomba
    @moshroomba Год назад +12

    The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting
    Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore

  • @RubyEmma
    @RubyEmma Год назад +9

    I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time

  • @cinnamonflavoredmemes
    @cinnamonflavoredmemes 3 года назад +2379

    That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie

  • @TheMaritimeHorror
    @TheMaritimeHorror 3 года назад +701

    As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.

    • @f1zz-k1d89
      @f1zz-k1d89 3 года назад +84

      my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below

    • @bippy201
      @bippy201 3 года назад +2

      Has anyone here seen Gavin?

    • @dawudhinton5754
      @dawudhinton5754 3 года назад

      Are you on Fort Gordon?

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 3 года назад +1

      @@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon

    • @dhruvtukadiya
      @dhruvtukadiya 3 года назад +20

      That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."

  • @superslimanoniem4712
    @superslimanoniem4712 Год назад +10

    That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.

  • @OrigamiDogYT
    @OrigamiDogYT Год назад +9

    7:36 that shot is terrifying

  • @averieherring4147
    @averieherring4147 3 года назад +1864

    Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket!
    Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken

    • @hepthegreat4005
      @hepthegreat4005 3 года назад +139

      Women: you guys get pockets?

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 3 года назад +50

      Well it is meant for military tough manly men.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 3 года назад +31

      @@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys

    • @caoimhedoesstuff9293
      @caoimhedoesstuff9293 3 года назад +18

      @@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 3 года назад

      @@zaclumley7553
      wut

  • @kayawhitton4806
    @kayawhitton4806 3 года назад +7460

    The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either

    • @Abigail-pv1hn
      @Abigail-pv1hn 3 года назад +289

      ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf

    • @eaglest0554
      @eaglest0554 3 года назад +558

      Non electric razors: It even works underwater!

    • @fifty-sixty
      @fifty-sixty 3 года назад +59

      but how danny does the stance-

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 2 года назад +247

      “are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”

    • @luginess0
      @luginess0 2 года назад +28

      And it even works!

  • @louhaslostit
    @louhaslostit Год назад +7

    7:14 please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.

  • @bobsock8718
    @bobsock8718 Год назад +3

    7:01 - the best

  • @sophiestudios2911
    @sophiestudios2911 3 года назад +1822

    Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real
    Nutcracker Danny: 7:17

  • @poseidon1680
    @poseidon1680 3 года назад +1300

    I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing

    • @alexparmley529
      @alexparmley529 3 года назад +78

      Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work

    • @poseidon1680
      @poseidon1680 3 года назад +32

      @@alexparmley529 I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing

    • @2cute2poot76
      @2cute2poot76 3 года назад +42

      @@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10

    • @HeyItsHades
      @HeyItsHades 3 года назад +14

      @@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.

    • @VaughnOfficalMusic
      @VaughnOfficalMusic 3 года назад +4

      @@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Год назад +4

    2:20 As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.

  • @calowenby1654
    @calowenby1654 6 месяцев назад +4

    Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”

  • @magictoaster2996
    @magictoaster2996 3 года назад +1328

    “Great job Annie, now finish the job.”
    “But, bu-“
    “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”

    • @Rudolphgaylord
      @Rudolphgaylord 3 года назад +26

      Haha, navy boys

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 3 года назад +45

      Are you okay Annie?
      Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???

    • @aayuktaraut8424
      @aayuktaraut8424 3 года назад +4

      @@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AOB1206
      @AOB1206 3 года назад +1

      My names Annie 😳

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 3 года назад +5

      NO SURRENDER
      NO MERCY

  • @lpsfankanr1
    @lpsfankanr1 3 года назад +713

    Therapist: "Nutcracker Danny doesn't exist"
    Nutcracker Danny:

  • @sofie3508
    @sofie3508 Год назад +5

    The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it

  • @HopeIsADrug11037
    @HopeIsADrug11037 Год назад +2

    bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭

  • @megancaputo
    @megancaputo 3 года назад +2644

    everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america

  • @nyraaa7583
    @nyraaa7583 3 года назад +895

    Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit

  • @DemonCat-to8ut
    @DemonCat-to8ut 5 месяцев назад +3

    Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.

  • @katatat2030
    @katatat2030 2 года назад +5

    Military grade just means the cheapest shit the military uses, and military tough doesn't mean anything as far as I'm aware

  • @MohammedAgbadi
    @MohammedAgbadi 3 года назад +5886

    The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 3 года назад +218

      I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight

    • @austin0172
      @austin0172 3 года назад +64

      @@fart63 oh nonononononono

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing 3 года назад +111

      @@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 3 года назад +30

      @@fart63 yes someone get me one of those

    • @aquashuriken1634
      @aquashuriken1634 3 года назад +19

      @@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone

  • @nopeunid
    @nopeunid 3 года назад +256

    Imagine being in the other room and hearing your husband yell "IM A REAL BOY"

    • @terrasplanet3750
      @terrasplanet3750 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @noothankyou
      @noothankyou 3 года назад +8

      I would say about 47% of my marriage is hearing my husband just yell random phrases. I barely react anymore

    • @cormorantcolors6791
      @cormorantcolors6791 3 года назад +6

      I misread that and for a second I thought you were implying that all of Greg is married to Danny

  • @logan_page
    @logan_page 2 года назад +4

    That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.

  • @asamlos
    @asamlos 8 месяцев назад +3

    The whole “navy guys” thing is so funny to me bc one of my closest friends was in the navy and she HATES the water

  • @username-mk4qv
    @username-mk4qv 3 года назад +2883

    Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist.
    Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!

    • @rosyhvideo2587
      @rosyhvideo2587 3 года назад +60

      *continues to stare directly into your soul*

    • @keylaliendo2111
      @keylaliendo2111 3 года назад +55

      That was scary

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 3 года назад +63

      I was genuinely afraid for a moment

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 3 года назад +36

      It actually scared me. 😩

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 3 года назад +42

      “You can see me”
      “What?”
      “You.. you can see me..”
      “Who are you..?”
      “Finally.”
      “FINALLY!”
      “IM A REAL BOY!!”

  • @jesselevy6879
    @jesselevy6879 3 года назад +834

    i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.

    • @ketu555
      @ketu555 3 года назад +34

      same!!!

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 года назад +85

      I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least

    • @transboimax7187
      @transboimax7187 3 года назад +29

      I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)

    • @lina-pu6id
      @lina-pu6id 3 года назад +9

      exactly how i felt

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 года назад +18

      I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.

  • @valkyrie9646
    @valkyrie9646 2 года назад +14

    Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors.
    Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!"
    Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner?
    Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose Год назад +8

    GREAT JOB, DANNY!

  • @mama_mafia9755
    @mama_mafia9755 3 года назад +2912

    As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”

    • @botmaddie8320
      @botmaddie8320 3 года назад +23

      @꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this

    • @hecomes.6978
      @hecomes.6978 3 года назад +95

      Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad

    • @Uncomical_117
      @Uncomical_117 3 года назад +21

      Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan

    • @Pc118Gamer
      @Pc118Gamer 3 года назад +76

      I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 3 года назад +65

      @@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.

  • @lexid6943
    @lexid6943 3 года назад +1500

    As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.

    • @leohdj3198
      @leohdj3198 3 года назад +52

      Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?

    • @aarishowton8037
      @aarishowton8037 3 года назад +21

      I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is

    • @jenaurr
      @jenaurr 3 года назад +4

      okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔

    • @lexid6943
      @lexid6943 3 года назад +9

      @@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows

    • @lexid6943
      @lexid6943 3 года назад +5

      @@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.

  • @Utiga1
    @Utiga1 2 года назад +7

    I now need a horror movie made by danny and have him play all the characters

  • @aliceobrienvideo
    @aliceobrienvideo Год назад +7

    DANI IM REWATCHING A YEAR LATER AND IM DYING LAUGHING AT THE REAL BOY SCENE

  • @bums009
    @bums009 3 года назад +504

    Why am I, a grown ass adult, now kinda terrified of that nutcracker Danny has in his room...
    I'll never be able to look at him the same again...

  • @Robbity
    @Robbity 3 года назад +9009

    Honestly, Danny’s acting is getting a lot better. Good job.

    • @Mantikator
      @Mantikator 3 года назад +293

      Better than good. Great job, Danny!

    • @JeffreyVee
      @JeffreyVee 3 года назад +273

      especially the nutcracker part lmao

    • @bluemars5305
      @bluemars5305 3 года назад +89

      giving me kick the pj editing vibes with that nut cracker part

    • @UserHasDied
      @UserHasDied 3 года назад +13

      Thanks

    • @honestlynuts__
      @honestlynuts__ 3 года назад +6

      exactly

  • @alexincolors7516
    @alexincolors7516 2 года назад +3

    HAHA! The scene with the nutcracker is so good! I love it! I guess that shield or however it's name was is like when you took some psychedelics but without taking them actually, just seeing stuff

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea Год назад +2

    Out of all the forces that don't need a rugged, tactical shaver, its the Navy. They have modern bathrooms onboard ships. It even shows one in the clip they used