There was a guy ahead of me in line at the store today who asked me how I cooked the oven fries I'd bought. I said in the oven. He started talking about his air fryer and how he used it for everything - EVEN STEAK! (He waved two steaks at me.) It made me think of "You don't wanna do it like that" and here I am.
I've got an air fryer from a café that unfortunately went bust. It's much larger than the standard fryer. I can airfry a whole chicken or small wild boar. Air fryer "best investment and invention ever". I ❤ it.
Sadly 99% if what made them funny makes weak minded people cry , so while they would take the money and get back together, the humour would be watered down shite in case a woke cried
Captions are like ... something.. something.. [laughing].. ??.. something.. [music].. ?? (FIIK). If you didn't see the original, there's no chance of knowing what they said.
We had this guy, and remarkably he had a red perm. Lorded the pool table and "encouraged" people to always put Black Sabbath Paranoid on, and then playing Guitar on the pool cue 🤣 oh Lord 😂
@TWISTED INTO TRUTH "we had this guy n; remarkably he had a red perm... oh lord oh lord oh lorded the pool table, n' encouraged people to put sabbath's paranoid on... oh lord oh lord da-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-da-dum TISH! dum Also man, I REALLY wanna hear more about this 'Disco Pete'... he sounds like a right one-off. I actually laughed out loud when you described his hat... If you are ever interested at all I actually do music, & have a crappy lil' guitar channel here if you wanna have a look. All the best for '22 man.
I remember in the 1990s, you'd go to play pool with your mate, and some random guy like this would come up to you. and say you had to play him instead, as it was winner-stays-on, and he won the last game played on the table, about 2 hours ago
I love all of Simon Day's characters and his delivery is so in character. 'Competitive dad' and ' Inspector Monkfish' would be my favorites maybe, and disurbingly, like BB, we have all met them in real life somehow. Kudos.
I used to see the competitive dad every weekend at the Rugby Club when my son was playing. So loud, so annoying, very embarrassing. Also got very upset when his son didn't make the team. One club official, told him that if he didn't know how to behave to vacate the ground. To everyones relief the competitive dad got very upset and left with his long suffering son. The next year I arrived late at an away match to hear the loud dad shouting from the touch line having moved teams. Still totally unaware what a pratt he looked, or how he was spoiling his sons sport.
This is a good one but I prefer the one where he gets everyone to start swapping change in the pub. My absolute fav is Ted and Mr Mayhew sketch with the vegetable naming drinking game, hilarious
Liam Smyth, watch all the competitive Dad ones. Love the one he takes his son fishing. Suit you sir, “now slide down the greasy pole of my depravity”! “Careful Ken, we’ve got a live one”!
I down-voted for the very poor sound quality, could hardly hear what they were saying. Also it is not the 'best fast show sketch ever', which sort of makes the title a little bit click bait.
Because it's poor quality, And I don't find it funny. Some of the bits on the fast show were very good, but I don't find this one to be in that category.
Love the passive aggressive nature of BB. You used to meet many characters like him in pubs back in the day - when pubs were actually pubs not bloody bistro's.
When you could just walk to the bar and get a pint without having to wait for some beardy "Barista" to finish poncing about with 2 raspberries and a glass of prosecco for 5 minutes. Elbows out, straggly git beard at bar level.
I’m lucky enough to be working with Paul at the moment Geoff, and we were just talking about that sketch the other day. He still slips straight into character as the Aussie with the foul mouth who couldn’t stop swearing! One of the first times I ever laughed so hard I cried!
@@leglessdean must be a real hoot Andy working with Paul. I’m an Aussie so those sketches definitely resonated with me. Sooo many memorable characters created by that wonderful team. If I’m still above ground in 20 years time, they will still make me laugh just as hard as the first time I saw them.
@@KarlHamilton Awesome. Wonder how many takes this took. What’s almost even funnier is how he pronounces bizarre. ruclips.net/video/y8hF45fiAqQ/видео.html
I remember in the 1990s, you'd go to play pool with your mate, and some random guy like this would come up to you, and say you had to play him instead, as it was winner-stays-on, and he won the last game played on the table, about 2 hours ago lol.
can you still play music in pubs in England. I loved putting on my fav songs and music especially when quiet or quite drunk. It was great to put something on and hear all the other drunk people singing along.
Yes, that one happened to me and my mate at our then local - the barman (who we knew quite well) saw we were having a good run with plenty in the bank ready to collect- and gets interested and actually reached over my mates shoulder and pressed the hold button and start…..so convinced was he that we would win the jackpot. Lost it all. Twat.
You have no idea. This actually does occur in Northern Pubs atleast aswell. Been there, experienced that. As certain local characters guard the Jukebox like it's thier last bastion of past Youth and teen Reblian. Crazy. Yet they always encourage either Madness, Talking Heads, Pistals or The Jam. So lm like Fk off, lm playing The Smiths. Deal with it. Then they walk off.. litterally happened afew Weeks ago in New Brighton. Wirral
He should have put on "Little Arrows" by Leapy Lea, followed by "How Can I Say I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face?" by Dino Perelli. Two songs that Johnny-come_latelys like Pink Floyd, Yes, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Simon & Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix and The Rolling Stones could only have dreamed of performing.
@@thatoneguychad420 The Ted & Ralph sketch playing the drinking game and he has to tell Ralph his wife has died by naming a vegetable every other word - not much beats this sketch IMO................
@@spongebobgrumpypants6862 that's a great sketch. One of my favourites is the one where Ralph sticks up for Ted and Ted tells that posh twat "don't you ever walk in these woods alone at night" Also, the Colin Hunt sketch with Kieth Uckyourself is fucking hilarious. Morntiddlyorning
I’ve had exactly this One local lept in front of me as I walk towards the jukebox He put on that many songs That I was just about leaving by the time my selection came on And he had the nerve to stand there and try and control my choice At that point if I could’ve chosen Teletubbies say eh oh I would’ve done
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There was a guy ahead of me in line at the store today who asked me how I cooked the oven fries I'd bought. I said in the oven. He started talking about his air fryer and how he used it for everything - EVEN STEAK! (He waved two steaks at me.) It made me think of "You don't wanna do it like that" and here I am.
Air fryers will change your life
Only meeeee!
@@frankfisher99 The thing is I have an air fryer, and had an air fryer then, but I wouldn't cook steak in it
I've got an air fryer from a café that unfortunately went bust. It's much larger than the standard fryer. I can airfry a whole chicken or small wild boar. Air fryer "best investment and invention ever". I ❤ it.
My favourite Fast Show sketch is the wandering hiker - "where would you be, stuck down a hole, in the middle of the night .... with an owl!" 🤣
I'm sure he says, "in the fog" too. lol
Knew it! ruclips.net/video/q_a1wxqloEs/видео.html
"That's enough!"
Kinky the dancer😂😂😂😂😂
@@scottkeys6212 Y beat me to it Scott..
If I ever win the euro millions, I’ll personally pay whatever it costs to get the team back together. The world needs the fast show now!!
Sadly 99% if what made them funny makes weak minded people cry , so while they would take the money and get back together, the humour would be watered down shite in case a woke cried
@@steve10 yes, I think you’re right. Bring back the normal days.
@@steve10 of*
You're in luck as they have just reformed.
For real?@@martinhmh7
The sketch where he gives advice on uploading a good video to RUclips is definitely worth a watch.
Yeah because youtube definitely existed in 1994
@@Pining_for_the_fjords Think you missed the joke.
@@Pining_for_the_fjords Ummm... it's because andyfree64 just stuck his cameraphone in front of his telly to record this video.
@@Pining_for_the_fjords WHOOSH!
You want them so much, go dunk your head into one
Made me laugh cheers needed that. .
With the worst sound quality ever.
Captions are like ... something.. something.. [laughing].. ??.. something.. [music].. ?? (FIIK). If you didn't see the original, there's no chance of knowing what they said.
I know.. sorry
We had this guy, and remarkably he had a red perm.
Lorded the pool table and "encouraged" people to always put Black Sabbath Paranoid on, and then playing Guitar on the pool cue 🤣 oh Lord 😂
@TWISTED INTO TRUTH 😂🕺
it can feel it coming in the air tonite
"OH LORD"
- please tell me you MEANT to do that. Coz I read your comment to the tune coz of it...
@TWISTED INTO TRUTH "we had this guy
n; remarkably he had a red perm... oh lord
oh lord
oh lorded the pool table,
n' encouraged people to put sabbath's paranoid on... oh lord
oh lord
da-dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-da-dum TISH! dum
Also man, I REALLY wanna hear more about this 'Disco Pete'... he sounds like a right one-off. I actually laughed out loud when you described his hat...
If you are ever interested at all I actually do music, & have a crappy lil' guitar channel here if you wanna have a look. All the best for '22 man.
He doesn't sound so bad from yr description!
I remember in the 1990s, you'd go to play pool with your mate, and some random guy like this would come up to you. and say you had to play him instead, as it was winner-stays-on, and he won the last game played on the table, about 2 hours ago
Ahhh, the old pub sado latching on. Still find them out there now and again...'hold the bells mate'...!!!
You better believe it, every local has at least one, would make a grown man cry
I love all of Simon Day's characters and his delivery is so in character. 'Competitive dad' and ' Inspector Monkfish' would be my favorites maybe, and disurbingly, like BB, we have all met them in real life somehow. Kudos.
I used to see the competitive dad every weekend at the Rugby Club when my son was playing.
So loud, so annoying, very embarrassing.
Also got very upset when his son didn't make the team.
One club official, told him that if he didn't know how to behave to vacate the ground. To everyones relief the competitive dad got very upset and left with his long suffering son.
The next year I arrived late at an away match to hear the loud dad shouting from the touch line having moved teams. Still totally unaware what a pratt he looked, or how he was spoiling his sons sport.
I love the way he's just hovering in the background with that look ...there's always one
Love how he’s just sat there vacant then kicks into gear
This guy has watched this clip so many times and he still cracks up at the end
For a moment I thought that was Richard Richard in the lamb & flag at the beginning lol
The shirt, tie and hair are pretty similar...bet that's an original van der heurssssen!
This is a good one but I prefer the one where he gets everyone to start swapping change in the pub. My absolute fav is Ted and Mr Mayhew sketch with the vegetable naming drinking game, hilarious
Liam Smyth, watch all the competitive Dad ones. Love the one he takes his son fishing. Suit you sir, “now slide down the greasy pole of my depravity”! “Careful Ken, we’ve got a live one”!
Both brilliant sketches 😀
How anyone can give this video a downvote is beyond me, because the Fast Show was absolutely hilarious and the cast were superb.
Probably the poor sound and picture quality
Because it's inaudible and therefore pointless. Down a hole with an owl is far better.
I down-voted for the very poor sound quality, could hardly hear what they were saying. Also it is not the 'best fast show sketch ever', which sort of makes the title a little bit click bait.
ALL apart from Simon Day.
Because it's poor quality, And I don't find it funny. Some of the bits on the fast show were very good, but I don't find this one to be in that category.
Love the passive aggressive nature of BB. You used to meet many characters like him in pubs back in the day - when pubs were actually pubs not bloody bistro's.
The way you traverse the word irony is astounding
When you could just walk to the bar and get a pint without having to wait for some beardy "Barista" to finish poncing about with 2 raspberries and a glass of prosecco for 5 minutes. Elbows out, straggly git beard at bar level.
Sounds shit. Glad to see that things have moved on!
@@markywellsboy2182 Sounds like our local Wetherspoons
@@Metamerist625 Things haven't moved on. They deteriorated
I love that character all of his skits are brilliant....hold the bells mate!!!
“Hold the bells…”
(fails)
“…that’s weird.”
The changing up money one is gold. 😁
PUMA!
The Fast Show was and still is comedy gold, unlike the crap nowadays!..
Not to mention short coppers on the streets (when you do see one) and Italian beers in pubs. What did our ancestors die for, eh? 😉
It’s deteriorated to new low with shite like Mrs Brown's Boys and Miranda.
Billy Bleach was brilliant
I think the "Ted your wife's dead" sketch is one of the funniest they produced. If you get a chance watch it. Classic British comedy at its best.
Spot on. No carrot bloody potato AI cabbage could tomato write parsnip that potato - oh, I've said that ready.. hang on . Onion.
@@tim40gabby25 ahhhhh forfeit
@@DavidS-zq8tz Excellent... Peas :)
@@tim40gabby25 ahhhhh Forfeit, *Peas Excellent
Really expected to see a link among the comments, guess I'll have to look myself 🤣
Loved this show, would bring me to tears. Loved the “shit fly” and the one where Paul couldn’t stop swearing during “That’s amazing”.
I’m lucky enough to be working with Paul at the moment Geoff, and we were just talking about that sketch the other day. He still slips straight into character as the Aussie with the foul mouth who couldn’t stop swearing! One of the first times I ever laughed so hard I cried!
@@leglessdean must be a real hoot Andy working with Paul. I’m an Aussie so those sketches definitely resonated with me. Sooo many memorable characters created by that wonderful team. If I’m still above ground in 20 years time, they will still make me laugh just as hard as the first time I saw them.
@@brissiegeoff got a link for that sketch mate?
@@KarlHamilton I’ll send the shit fly one as well.
ruclips.net/video/TAj7S7lyHdA/видео.html
@@KarlHamilton Awesome. Wonder how many takes this took. What’s almost even funnier is how he pronounces bizarre.
ruclips.net/video/y8hF45fiAqQ/видео.html
its like when people first starting using computers and a backseat pron hunter tried to direct your mouse to the "good stuff"
I never watched the fastshow back in the day.I saw this clip for the first time today !🤣😂🤣nearly pissed myself laughing.
At what? It's about as funny as being told you have ass cancer.
There are so much better Fast Show sketches.
I remember in the 1990s, you'd go to play pool with your mate, and some random guy like this would come up to you, and say you had to play him instead, as it was winner-stays-on, and he won the last game played on the table, about 2 hours ago lol.
Fav sketch is that's amazing with me, Carl hooper. The one with the byubyuguaiguai, the half spirit, half snake, half man bird.
Tell ya what gis a pound and I’ll sing it for ya.
The best is Thats amazing with Carl Hooper and Paul as the swaring ozzie, closely followed by the posh cockneys (we luv our mums) in the pub 🤣🤣
Now Rowley Birkin, Q.C. There was a character!
Was he very very drunk?
There used to be a jukebox expert and a one armed bandit expert in every pub, back in the day.
Stuck down a hole in the middle of the night with an owl
You’ll always find one in every pub.
My favourite sketch in the whole series!!’ Fuckin PMSL 🤣
Great stuff.
Favourite Fast Show character
I actually went into a north london pub back in the day and he was playing the fruit machine..oh the irony
This is a good sketch, but my all time favourite was Unlucky Alf in the parrot sketch, now that is ball breakingly hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣
"Knowing my luck, it probably won't say owt."
"Wanker. Wanker. Twat."
That 4x pump takes me back😊
Saw Simon Day in one man show in Barnstaple Devon many years ago. He was fantastic.
The sketch where he gives advice on how to play the slot machine is good also...
"Hold the bells."
@@stuartchapman1131 hold the bells the 🔔🔚 has spoken lol.
my favorite sketch was the drunk family, "dad's home"!
"Ummm, you smell nice what is that?" "Gin".
"Ummmmmm, that smells nice, what is that?" "Oud cologne,.... I had a little accident"
Driving straight across the road into the back of the neighbour's car was POETRY.
There is one in every Pub . . . . Haha,love it . . . 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Loved the show, but personally i think the best sketches go to ‘ Swiss Tony ‘.
David Coggon, making the best sketches is like making love to a beautiful woman…………
@@brissiegeoff 😂😂😂 Smooth.
The Pogo 🤣👍
You can see the other guy starting to jump up and down at Sham 69 even before Billy grabs him.
He would of been glassed back in the day 😂
Fucking inspired. Love it
Absolutely spot on from the 80s this. Every pub had its resident harmless twat, absolutely certain they drank for free, more like props..
can you still play music in pubs in England. I loved putting on my fav songs and music especially when quiet or quite drunk. It was great to put something on and hear all the other drunk people singing along.
Of course.
Yes. However, if you sit in any Wearherspoons teaching English lessons you will not want that. I'll get my coat.
"Hold the Bells!" 🇬🇧
Yes, that one happened to me and my mate at our then local - the barman (who we knew quite well) saw we were having a good run with plenty in the bank ready to collect- and gets interested and actually reached over my mates shoulder and pressed the hold button and start…..so convinced was he that we would win the jackpot. Lost it all. Twat.
@@richgl31 Rich, I can feel your disappointment mate, and now I am craving a bag of Scratchings! Bless you 🍻🇬🇧
Billy bleach brilliant
You have no idea. This actually does occur in Northern Pubs atleast aswell. Been there, experienced that. As certain local characters guard the Jukebox like it's thier last bastion of past Youth and teen Reblian. Crazy. Yet they always encourage either Madness, Talking Heads, Pistals or The Jam. So lm like Fk off, lm playing The Smiths. Deal with it. Then they walk off.. litterally happened afew Weeks ago in New Brighton. Wirral
Go on, be honest.. you wanted to play The Cure but chickened out.
Dave Angel needs to do a commentary critique on Greta Thunderberg
Better quality version - ruclips.net/video/9gCU4vSBwl4/видео.html
He was 30 years ahead of his time
Who? Phil Collins? Preferred Peter Gabriel myself.
Who was?
"3 goes to a pound, and I'm a tadpole 'case you're wonderin'"
*As a fan of Phil Collins for twenty-fives years, I approve of this.*
What’s the song?
I once learned a whole Rowley Birkin sketch. The one about the intelligent goldfish.
Can't beat a bit of sham lol
I’ll second that 👍
On the deck 😂
He should have put on "Little Arrows" by Leapy Lea, followed by "How Can I Say I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face?" by Dino Perelli. Two songs that Johnny-come_latelys like Pink Floyd, Yes, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Simon & Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix and The Rolling Stones could only have dreamed of performing.
well, if that's the best one ever...
0:58 LOL
I liked the bearded scientist sketches
What from the university of California? Or was it San Francisco?
The "Dancing" at the end reminds me of many a Sham gig......without the punches or police dogs though.
Quality 😁
When comedy was funny unlike the crap today .
Was this supposed to be funny?
@DnB and Psy Production Now THAT's funny!
Looks like one of the Troughtons
0:26 is exactly the move
everyone has a friend like this and its fine..
Hersham boys!
You want to hold the bells, mate.
For a second I thought "when did Ritchie Rich appear on the Fast Show?"
If this was the best fast show sketch ever I'm glad I didn't waste my time watching the show......
Someone’s sitting there mate.
sorry but i couldnt recognise the punk rock song at the end?
Regardless of how quiet it is, I don't think I would be able to understand them anyway
Eric & Ernie!!!!
Amusing but I wouldn't say it's the best ever
Yeah there's better sketches.
@@thatoneguychad420 The Ted & Ralph sketch playing the drinking game and he has to tell Ralph his wife has died by naming a vegetable every other word - not much beats this sketch IMO................
@@spongebobgrumpypants6862 that's a great sketch.
One of my favourites is the one where Ralph sticks up for Ted and Ted tells that posh twat "don't you ever walk in these woods alone at night"
Also, the Colin Hunt sketch with Kieth Uckyourself is fucking hilarious.
Morntiddlyorning
To many good ones the walkers was a good one as well and unlucky alf really can't name one,great show
I’ve had exactly this
One local lept in front of me as I walk towards the jukebox
He put on that many songs That I was just about leaving by the time my selection came on
And he had the nerve to stand there and try and control my choice
At that point if I could’ve chosen Teletubbies say eh oh I would’ve done
Quality
Tell you what gizza quid I'll sing it for ya 😅
I don’t get it. Please someone explain...
Dave Angel in his younger "Chilled" days.....
'Old the bells
why are you filming of a screen?
The other guy looks like a posh version of Richard Richard from Bottom.
Hold the bars.
that guy looks exactly like Ritchie from bottom
Nah, ahmarneejarkinwiyaa
Say what you want but the guy in the blue is what makes pubs what they are, its all good. 😀✌
Lmfao
Can I get a transcription? American here.
Brian Pern
what did I say Roy?
😂
was this recorded under water ?
Near earth orbit
Sorry guys
@@andyfree64 Forget about it 🙏, still fkn funny as a mofo 😂
I prefer the Kinky the dancer sketch and all the Johnny Nice Painter ones a bit more
The volume is a bit low
I know. Sorry
Best sketch for you but not for me.
Fairs dos
@@andyfree64 Someone's sitting there!
I understood like half of this dialogue.
Is English not your 1st language?