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  • @GregOrCreg
    @GregOrCreg 3 года назад +189

    My all-time favourite sketch. A brilliant takedown of mid-90s Brit Pop 'next big thing' indie music journalism.

    • @Matthew-ut6ed
      @Matthew-ut6ed 2 года назад +5

      @DnB and Psy Production Yes! Hilarious sketch. So many "bands" summed up so perfectly!

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 2 года назад +2

      It’s just a joke, isn’t it?

    • @NotATube
      @NotATube Год назад +20

      @GregOrCreg ; You took the words right out of my mouth. This is *exactly* what the NME was like in the mid-90s, hyping up some new indie band as The Most Exciting And Fresh Thing Ever every couple of weeks. And in most cases, when you actually heard them they were some pleasant but utterly derivative and unremarkable guitar act (e.g. The Bluetones).
      Thing is, I remember them being criticised for that *before* I started reading it, and I still read it for a couple of years before I got bored of the obvious cycle and the build-them-up-knock-them-down thing. So, yeah.

    • @vikingfortiesfaeroes
      @vikingfortiesfaeroes 9 месяцев назад +9

      @NotATube
      Not just the mid 90s, this could easily have been the NME's promo blurb for the Arctic Monkeys

  • @dowlingthebakuninbot7691
    @dowlingthebakuninbot7691 4 года назад +464

    I hear Colon have reformed without the bassist and drummer. They are headlining Glastonbury as Semi Colon.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 3 года назад +22

      At one point they had over 20 band members passing through Colon, it got pretty full.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +5

      I thought it was only the bassist and drummer.
      Now they are drum and bass.

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 3 года назад +8

      And they sold their Transit van and bought a Commer

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 3 года назад +2

      @@CycolacFan 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @hallicks
    @hallicks 14 лет назад +334

    It's like Zane Lowe unwittingly based his entire career on this skit. Brilliant.

    • @wollywotsit
      @wollywotsit 2 года назад +6

      What happened to him?

    • @neilwalshuk
      @neilwalshuk 2 года назад +12

      Took a big fat cheque and works for Apple.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 2 года назад +15

      12 years have passed. How's life?

    • @wollywotsit
      @wollywotsit 2 года назад +22

      @@sb_dunk it’s ok I guess, just been thinking about zane for the last 12

    • @davidtexmex1616
      @davidtexmex1616 2 года назад +13

      It’s all kicking off in here, thought I could smell the 90s for a moment.

  • @navillus15
    @navillus15 10 лет назад +189

    That's exactly how the NME used to talk about the Stone Roses...

    • @SSCFPA
      @SSCFPA 9 лет назад +25

      You are right. However, they did not talk about them at first. In April 1989 I lived near Brunel University so would go and see anything on there really, walking distance, cheap doors and drinks. Stone Roses? Who are they? Went along and we saw them lug their own gear on to the small stage, about 60 people there, some from Manchester telling us who great they fookin' were. They played and blew us away. Totally. Brought the just released album ASAP. Hang on I thought, I read the music press, didn't see them featured. I had some recent back issues of NME and sure enough, buried in a short review that album. 6/10.
      Late in the year, after they and the Mondays were on Top Of The Pops, with the NME creaming themselves over these bands, they 're-reveived' The Stone Roses album. 10/10.
      Then I understood what a mate said about 'after reading the NME, I feel dirty'.

    • @navillus15
      @navillus15 9 лет назад +1

      I was just a bit too young for Indie etc. when they came along - so I did read it all after the event (about three or four years after). In fairness though, I do remember the NME/Melody Maker saying how they underrated them at first... Anyway, I'm jealous of the fact that you got to see them at possibly their best moment: just before the massive shows and well before they disappeared and returned in one of the most disappointing events of my adolescence. And I wouldn't dream of seeing a reunion gig...

    • @SSCFPA
      @SSCFPA 9 лет назад

      Ben Sullivan I then got to see them at Dingwalls in the June. Then at Ally Pally - that one not so good.
      Next was the Brixton Academy in '95, another rather damp squib.
      But I did go and see them last year in Finsbury Park, though I did go with realistic expectations which they just about met. Ian still thought learning to sing consistently would somehow dilute his artistic purity.
      I was lucky with Brunel and Dingwalls it's true.

    • @blustulagu
      @blustulagu 6 лет назад +22

      Stones roses were shit

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 года назад +13

      @@blustulagu So were Oasis. They still are.

  • @SimonB198207
    @SimonB198207 11 лет назад +267

    The 90s were awesome!
    So were Colon - their '96 album, 'Flower Power' was the most DANGEROUS and LOUD thing around. i remember being in town and hearing their number 3 single 'Love You Too' blasting out of the speakers in Woolworths and one old lady was so blown away by the raw power of it's lyrics, i heard her say, 'Oooh, what a lovely song.'
    Yeah, i felt like screamin' at her, it's really F***IN' LOVELY!!!
    But i didn't because it would've been rude.

    • @lothissen
      @lothissen 3 года назад +18

      You're deluding yourself Colon are sellouts, always were! Appendix were well better! 'Mansion house' was a sublime masterpiece of an album

    • @EssGeeSee
      @EssGeeSee 2 года назад +11

      When two members left (Dick & Scrote) they took a while to recuperate but Semi-Colon were at the front of a list of great copiers (some photo).

    • @TruckerJenkins82
      @TruckerJenkins82 2 года назад +10

      Didn't Dick and Scrote go on to form Banjo String with the drummer from The Bushy Carpets, Crabs?

    • @DavidSmith-bi9yd
      @DavidSmith-bi9yd 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrshankly213
      @mrshankly213 2 года назад +4

      This thread is gold.

  • @cruachan1191
    @cruachan1191 5 лет назад +157

    A prime example of why The Fast Show was so great. So many people thought it was just the catchphrases and tried to copy it (Little Britain and Catherine Tate being the main offenders there) but sketches like this show how on the nose it was.

    • @davidscott2771
      @davidscott2771 3 года назад +11

      It was such a clever show, the catchphrases were just a bonus

    • @dellafenton2417
      @dellafenton2417 2 года назад +3

      @@davidscott2771 Suits you sir

    • @tonybates7870
      @tonybates7870 2 года назад +9

      Great programme. Almost every sketch was hilarious and hit the target.
      Weren't the Fast Show brilliant???

    • @GaryOK
      @GaryOK Год назад

      "Jeremy Kwee" is one of the funniest fastshow clips

    • @PoisonousPen
      @PoisonousPen 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, Paul, Charlie and Caroline really had their fingers on the pulse of Britain at the time.
      Little Britain and Catherine Tate just yelled shite.

  • @MrSCOTTtheSCOT
    @MrSCOTTtheSCOT 2 года назад +50

    I heard they are releasing a best of album, Colonography. Inside the Colon, their best shit.

  • @jamesjarrett52
    @jamesjarrett52 Год назад +7

    "No-one's heard anything like this before". LOL!!

  • @Barracuda007
    @Barracuda007 11 лет назад +212

    take out the laugh tracks, post this on an NME forum and within a week you'll have a bunch of indie students with tight jeans and sideways haircuts running round Camden Town wearing Colon t-shirts.

    • @plejady
      @plejady 3 года назад +4

      that was 8 years ago

    • @Barracuda007
      @Barracuda007 3 года назад +16

      @@plejady i don't even remember watching this video or my comment

    • @plejady
      @plejady 3 года назад

      @@Barracuda007 I'm not gay but my boyfriend is - you said

    • @StonyRC
      @StonyRC 2 года назад +7

      James till tea-time then Curve!

    • @ewennicolson4342
      @ewennicolson4342 2 года назад +2

      @@StonyRC I remember that. Still got the t shirt!!

  • @TheLeiaShow
    @TheLeiaShow 10 лет назад +128

    Epitomises the indie programmes of the time perfectly. I LOVED the Fast Show, we will never see it's like again

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela 4 года назад +2

      Suit you, sir!

    • @1000sofusernames
      @1000sofusernames 2 года назад +1

      Where's your washboard?

    • @Gubalicious
      @Gubalicious 2 года назад

      Does anyone have any examples of these Indie shows? I've been trying to find them in RUclips but it's rather difficult.

    • @Jonny0W
      @Jonny0W 2 года назад +2

      The Word was early 90s, TFI Friday was mid-90s comedy interviews and music, Jo Whiley (the TV show) was interview and music (I think). Jools Holland had a lot of different genres, including indie

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 Год назад +1

      @@Gubalicious I'd say NME music magazine is parodied perfectly in this. They'd treat Oasis as something as wild and innovative as the hiroshima bomb in 1945

  • @mogmason6920
    @mogmason6920 3 года назад +35

    My local indie scene gets talked about like this, like they’re some scary Grindcore band, but what you actually get is some pale, skinny bloke with an acoustic guitar singing about his ex!

  • @jonranger451
    @jonranger451 2 года назад +43

    Legend has it that the drummer nearly broke 2 drumsticks during their set at T in the Park 2010. The members of Shed 7 who followed them on the Radio 1 stage often speak of the "chaos" as the crowd was so "hyper". "It was a hard thing to follow," said lead singer Rick Witter, "our guitarist Paul nearly got a splinter."

  • @trevorcolgan7468
    @trevorcolgan7468 3 года назад +25

    They need Clam on bass

  • @TomthatiscalledTom
    @TomthatiscalledTom 14 лет назад +46

    I saw Colon at the Dublin Castle....I've been gazing at my shoes ever since

    • @NidgeOSullivan
      @NidgeOSullivan 3 года назад +9

      Did you pay the full 3.50 or get a concession?

  • @coecludd
    @coecludd 8 месяцев назад +12

    The singer of "Colon" is Tony Way who appreared in a lot of Ricky Gervais comedies, Doctor Who, Edge Of Tomorrow and a lot of other rolls. This seems to be his earliest credit on IMDB.

    • @AtheAetheling
      @AtheAetheling 7 месяцев назад +3

      And Gary from Mongrels. A sadly missed show.

    • @DeRepear
      @DeRepear 6 месяцев назад

      I think this is the same guy who had a comedy sketch show on BBC3 about ten years ago called Titty Bang Bang?

    • @unclerogerANKI
      @unclerogerANKI 4 месяца назад

      Ahaha, I thought it could be him! Hilarious!

    • @michaelcorleone7598
      @michaelcorleone7598 19 дней назад

      And Ali G In Da House 😂

  • @davidfoster9339
    @davidfoster9339 3 года назад +17

    That's a pretty good Paul Heaton impression.

    • @BionicRasta
      @BionicRasta 2 года назад +1

      Gary Crowley of the NME / The Beat back in the 90s

  • @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888
    @fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 2 года назад +11

    Best Teenage Fanclub tribute act ever.

  • @fentona92
    @fentona92 12 лет назад +99

    this is just so clever. Oasis lookalikes playing a soundalike beatles song, i love it.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 3 года назад +44

      Oasis then.

    • @george474747
      @george474747 2 года назад +16

      Noel Gallagher has said he was asked to appear in The Fast Show. I'm guessing this was the sketch they wanted him for. (Looks like they got Paul Heaton instead.)

    • @dedkat7
      @dedkat7 Год назад +1

      Stone Roses sound-alike

  • @StefanTravis
    @StefanTravis 5 лет назад +40

    Yep. To all aspiring bands: Being edgy is like being funny. If you've got to insist you are, you're not.

    • @freethis222
      @freethis222 3 года назад +3

      It's a bit like the guy who says "I'm a bit of a geezer!", he is mostly just a twat! :)

    • @johnnydarko6187
      @johnnydarko6187 2 года назад +1

      @DnB and Psy Production I will Nick ANYTHING

  • @AlisonBryen
    @AlisonBryen 2 года назад +8

    The random multi-angle/close up colour/black and white/colour editing is so accurate.
    I had VHSs full of performances and interviews like this in the 90s.

  • @victoreremita2627
    @victoreremita2627 5 лет назад +23

    By Christ, this is dangerous.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 года назад +34

    The 90's were weird. I was an 80's kid and all the lads loved metal growing up and then that morphed into grunge so when we hit our teens we had this indie scene and it was hard to get excited about bands like this. Like the band 'Dodgy'. I remember getting their album for Christmas and wondering what had I become?

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 2 года назад +12

      As long as you didn't slide even further and get in to Coldplay in the 2000s you're not a lost cause...

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 2 года назад +2

      @@AlisonBryen afraid so. Everyone owned parachutes and if anyone denies it they're a bloody liar. Just like 90's men who claim they never owned jagged little pill by Alanis Morissette

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 2 года назад +5

      @@A-small-amount-of-peas My husband has Parachutes, as well as The Man Who by Travis (yawn), but I can stand here smugly and honestly proclaim those albums are not mine. I do own Jagged Little Pill though, so fair dos on that one. 🤷‍♀️

    • @richardenglish2195
      @richardenglish2195 2 года назад +15

      It was the mismatch between the attitude and the product. Britpop was supposed to be about hedonism and exuberance, yet most of it was just saccharine 60s-sounding shit destined to be played in IKEA stores on Sunday afternoons. This sketch captures that perfectly.

    • @paulhiggins6024
      @paulhiggins6024 Год назад +3

      Shed7 were acceptable… if you liked the Beautiful South or any incarnation of th Houemartins, then sadly there is no hope.

  • @eteline_music
    @eteline_music 2 года назад +14

    That headache-inducing editing is on point

  • @djs8993
    @djs8993 11 лет назад +36

    The British music scene in the 90s summed brilliantly

    • @1000sofusernames
      @1000sofusernames 2 года назад +15

      Although up it's own arse at times it was still vastly superior to all the AI generated shit that is today's chart music. Even this parody is superior!

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 2 года назад +7

      this video gave me Nam flashbacks of Dodgy's "Good Enough"

    • @lucasm3879
      @lucasm3879 2 года назад +2

      Mid 90's Brit pop yeah, the TFI Friday era. Not early or late 90's though.

    • @kelpkelp5252
      @kelpkelp5252 2 года назад +1

      Naturally, there was just one music scene in Britain in the '90s

    • @prappsy3028
      @prappsy3028 Год назад +1

      @@lucasm3879 late 90s was considerably worse. Travis and Embrace etc. Brit Pop with any remaining edges smoothed out

  • @chrishenniker5944
    @chrishenniker5944 6 лет назад +32

    Being an old indie kid from back in the day, I loved this sketch.

  • @1967RTMOPAR
    @1967RTMOPAR 12 лет назад +21

    noel gallagher was going to do this sketch back then , they wrote the sketch for noel because he was a big fan of the show, but because oasis were touring he never got to do it.

  • @jamescooling
    @jamescooling 4 года назад +20

    Colon - 'kick in the sun' lyrics
    Nancy, I fancy, I'm fallin' in love with you
    I hope you understand, I just wanna hold your hand
    The world is such a big big place, and you make it a little bigger
    You've got such a nice face, and you've also got a nice figure
    The sun is shining baby, baby!
    Let's go and have some fun
    (Have some fun baby)

    • @firebeardnc6012
      @firebeardnc6012 4 года назад +5

      Dangerous and LOUD lyrics!

    • @jamescooling
      @jamescooling 4 года назад +1

      @@firebeardnc6012 by christ it's loud!

    • @michaelocyoung
      @michaelocyoung 3 года назад +2

      I wish someone would record a full length version.
      The sun is shining, baby, baby
      I know you are the one..
      Verse 2
      Nancy, entrancing
      The only one for me-e-e
      I been around the world
      You will always be my girl
      We'll never be to far apart
      Cos you're a part of me-e-e
      The rest of our lives are ahead
      The world is ours to see-e-e
      The sun is shining baby, baby!
      Let's go and have some fun
      (Have some fun baby)
      The sun is shining, baby, baby
      I know you are the one..
      The sun is shining baby, baby!
      Let's go and have some fun
      (Have some fun baby)
      The sun is shining, baby, baby
      I know you are the one..

    • @attentionaddicts
      @attentionaddicts 3 года назад +1

      It's basically Sally Cinnamon

    • @GinolasSon
      @GinolasSon Год назад

      @@michaelocyoung I like these new lyrics. Just need the line KICK IN THE SUN’ somewhere

  • @michaelhoskins6579
    @michaelhoskins6579 3 года назад +13

    Sounds like Simon Day lifted the lines directly from the NME and Select Magazine's reviews of Menswear, Baby Bird, and Shampoo albums!

    • @attentionaddicts
      @attentionaddicts 2 года назад

      Shampoo were quite good though

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 2 года назад +1

      @@attentionaddicts So were/was Babybird. Menswear were shockingly bad though.

    • @seagull8415
      @seagull8415 2 года назад +1

      Nuisance was a classic album!

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 2 года назад +1

      Britbop bandnames were fucking warcrimes

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 2 года назад +1

      @@Ukraineaissance2014 Some of the 'baggy' era band names were even worse!

  • @leeosborne3793
    @leeosborne3793 2 года назад +2

    "They would rather DIE than compromise!"

  • @ofs82
    @ofs82 4 года назад +31

    This probably also hurts a few people like PWEI and Primal Scream who reinvented themselves over and over, but had their roots playing twee indiepop in the C86 scene. The obvious takeoff here is Teenage Fanclub, with the Byrds/Big Star type guitars and fey lyrics, after a huge buildup that makes you think they're going to be the next Mary Chain.

    • @lornemalvo201
      @lornemalvo201 2 года назад +4

      Well said. Teenage Fanclub were possibly the most overrated indie band ever to secure a record deal. Even their best song 'Starsign' could be called indie by numbers. There was so much hype around the first album that I decided to buy it without borrowing a friend's first. Got halfway through the opener, put it back in the sleeve and that's where it's stayed for the last thirty years! And yet there were bands like Spirea X, The Telescopes and The Heartthrobs, real talent imo, who didn't sell nearly as much as TF.
      There's no accounting for taste.

  • @ebneigh5191
    @ebneigh5191 2 года назад +27

    I want Rhys Thomas, Paul Whitehouse and Tony Way to release the complete song. It actually kicks the arse of some pop tracks of the time!

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 2 года назад +9

      I'd love to hear the rest of the Mr Wells song too

    • @dinsdaleblue
      @dinsdaleblue 2 года назад +1

      @@gurrrn1102 Ha ha forgot about that one. Thanks mate.

  • @jasonwood3377
    @jasonwood3377 2 года назад +4

    If Paolo Hewitt and Gary Crowley had a child.

  • @denisesiddon7241
    @denisesiddon7241 8 месяцев назад +2

    Being a teen in the 90s loved this sketch

  • @Gubalicious
    @Gubalicious 2 года назад +19

    I never got this as a kid. Looking at it now it's very clever. Also for a piss take that song is ridiculously catchy 😁

  • @bmcgoo6027
    @bmcgoo6027 2 года назад +24

    Colon were amazing! Everyone copied them - oasis, the beach boys, and even the beatles. There'll never be a more dangerous pop combo.

  • @mitchacus
    @mitchacus 13 лет назад +101

    This is perfect, everyone I know who likes Indie music thinks it's hardcore, then I listen to some of their songs and it's like this.

    • @BobsBand
      @BobsBand 2 года назад +6

      That's pure shite but never mind eh!

    • @Teddy-ez9qq
      @Teddy-ez9qq 2 года назад +6

      I always wonder on the older comments what the person has done with the last 10/15 years since they commented.

    • @mikkopenttila7604
      @mikkopenttila7604 2 года назад +3

      @@Teddy-ez9qq Or if they're even alive

    • @BobsBand
      @BobsBand 8 месяцев назад

      @@miscellaneousviewing7916 Lol, no.

    • @BobsBand
      @BobsBand 8 месяцев назад

      @@miscellaneousviewing7916 I'm afraid you haven't.

  • @jonnobloggs8642
    @jonnobloggs8642 Месяц назад +2

    This is what Alan Partridge would have sounded like if he had been an indie DJ .

  • @starwarsroo2448
    @starwarsroo2448 5 лет назад +15

    This was so 90's accurate

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 3 года назад +35

    I heard they're revisiting some of The Who's work. Their next release is their take on their rock opera and is entitled "Colon OST Tommy"

    • @grahamd1745
      @grahamd1745 2 года назад +3

      Go get your coat…………😂👍

    • @evannewman8381
      @evannewman8381 2 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @tonybates7870
      @tonybates7870 2 года назад +1

      That took me a while, I have to admit . . .

  • @Ethros64
    @Ethros64 16 лет назад +41

    Did Scouting For Girls base themselves on Colon?
    It's uncanny!

  • @IanMacgilp
    @IanMacgilp Год назад +5

    No word of a lie, if I could I'd go out right now to Virgin Megastore to get a tape of Colon's 'Kick In The Sun'. Probably grab a Calipo on the way home as I'm SO HARD CORE.

  • @AnthonyFlack
    @AnthonyFlack Год назад +5

    I like how they set up the rhyme to deliver the titular line "kick in the sun" but cut before they get to it. I assume it would be something along the lines of getting your kicks, in the sun.

  • @kingcroak
    @kingcroak 14 лет назад +9

    I remember seeing colon two weeks before they broke up. The guitarist has actually formed a band with former 'blouse' frontman Purves Grundy.

  • @durruti1936
    @durruti1936 10 лет назад +8

    Gary Crowley on The Beat, Mark Radcliffe on The White Room, Zane Lowe on Gonzo.

  • @henrysugar2493
    @henrysugar2493 2 года назад +11

    sincerely love Colon , this has been in my head as much as any Big Star or Spacemen 3 song , top marks Colon :)

  • @paulhiggins6024
    @paulhiggins6024 Год назад +3

    Never sure if Zane Lowe on Radio1 based his entire act on the opening monologue….

    • @GregOrCreg
      @GregOrCreg 7 месяцев назад

      It reminds me of Gary Crowley who used to do a late-night indie music show on ITV, I think, sometime in the late 90s/early 00s. Everything was "the best band ever."

  • @andrewmccullagh4371
    @andrewmccullagh4371 2 года назад +5

    I believe the lead singer is Tony Way who went on to start in lots of Ricky Gervais shows like Extras and After life. Think he also had a part in The edge of Tomorrow

  • @powderedground78
    @powderedground78 2 года назад +7

    Thanks RUclips algorithms. I love this skit and the comments are hilarious.
    I hear that Colon's front man is now one of Sheeran's many songwriters. How times change.

  • @diptishalder4635
    @diptishalder4635 9 месяцев назад +2

    Love this sketch. Tony Way is so Paul Heaton here :)

  • @declanpovey3948
    @declanpovey3948 2 года назад +4

    When Kerrang adverts would be like "We'll be playing the loudest, most anti-social music" and then they'd cut to Do you wanna be my girl..

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 6 лет назад +3

    "I just wanna hold your hand"
    What a Beatlesy lyric that is.

  • @dark108x
    @dark108x 13 лет назад +14

    This has the NME to a tee - bands that spiel like The Sex Pistols but sound like Northern Uproar.

  • @michaeldeluca6331
    @michaeldeluca6331 2 года назад +4

    90s NME: a bunch of pseuds, desperate to find the next punk / acid house. Seems even funnier now in retrospect than it did back then 😂

  • @jimhinks3476
    @jimhinks3476 9 месяцев назад +1

    It could literally be a Teenage Fanclub song.

  • @leftmodernist5210
    @leftmodernist5210 2 года назад +12

    That song is superior to 99% of the Indie landfill which spewed onto the airwaves back then

  • @bodhid
    @bodhid 2 года назад +1

    This is essentially BBC Radio 6

  • @PaulieD1984
    @PaulieD1984 2 года назад +7

    Colon are now eligible for the Rock N Roll hall of fame GO COLON!!!!

  • @jizzboxx9984
    @jizzboxx9984 Год назад +1

    Sounds like teenage fanclub

  • @sgwh2002
    @sgwh2002 2 года назад +1

    Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? At a Colon gig? At 3 o’clock in the morning? With my reputation? Will the BBC never learn?

  • @cosmicbaggy9637
    @cosmicbaggy9637 2 года назад +4

    Nailed the set and editing.

  • @rogerswift1983
    @rogerswift1983 9 лет назад +31

    saw it when it was new (in my teens) didn't get it, was waiting for the punchline. Watched it again now, totally get it of course.

    • @CPLGDR
      @CPLGDR 6 лет назад +2

      Late response, but my thoughts exactly

  • @BionicRasta
    @BionicRasta 2 года назад +5

    A top pisstake of Gary Crowley (The Beat music show) & the NME / Brit Pop crowd back in the 90s.

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon 15 лет назад +1

    good to hear that it's not just me getting old!

  • @discodave6153
    @discodave6153 2 года назад +2

    Best Fanclub song that never was

  • @rodchamp7510
    @rodchamp7510 5 лет назад +6

    I've had a few good times in the Dublin castle - long may it run man- long may it run

  • @nursesquarters
    @nursesquarters 16 лет назад +1

    Totally spot-on! I've used this in a post in my blog, cheers.

  • @GinolasSon
    @GinolasSon 6 лет назад +39

    Just another example of the brilliance of the Fast Show, the third series is so good I'd say it's best series of any sketch show ever.
    Shame they didn't actually release the song, it's quality

    • @richardsoale8790
      @richardsoale8790 2 года назад +3

      Third series is definitely the best of the three. Lost count of how many times I've watched it! It never gets old.

    • @NotATube
      @NotATube Год назад +3

      It's actually quite a decent, pleasant song, which is kind of the point. It's not that the music was awful, per se, it's that it was hyped up as the Most Exciting, Most Original Thing Ever when much- if not most- of that Britpop-era "indie" was derivative, safe and unremarkable guitar music.

  • @garrywitcomb2334
    @garrywitcomb2334 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant !!! Cracks me up every time ! 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid 3 года назад +2

    One of my favourite things.

  • @harryrambler
    @harryrambler 6 лет назад +17

    Still got the debut Colon album "Scraping it off the bottom of my shoe".
    Not as good as the raw and insane "Flower Power" album that needed full volume and some Watneys red barrel.

  • @9TxONE
    @9TxONE 11 лет назад +9

    I WANT A WHOLE VERSION GOD DAMN IT!

  • @tkhushrenada
    @tkhushrenada 15 лет назад +10

    fair play to you, its not a bad song at all. I think the parody stems more from the hype and revolutionary impact we've been promised by Colon (through the host) prior to

  • @tonybates7870
    @tonybates7870 2 года назад +1

    "Everything you know is wrong".
    If that wasn't an actual NME line it could have been, easily.

  • @sunzuz8153
    @sunzuz8153 6 лет назад +9

    Expecting early Oasis, got Lightning Seeds-Lite.

  • @DCHurlford1
    @DCHurlford1 11 лет назад +3

    The Fast Show was class back in the day.

  • @shia_labeouf
    @shia_labeouf 2 года назад +2

    If you want a measure of whether a show can be called "a British comedy classic", check to see if Tony Way was ever in it.

  • @mercifulzeus01
    @mercifulzeus01 15 лет назад +4

    They sound like a Jollification-era Lightning Seeds tribute act.

  • @kdlofty
    @kdlofty 4 года назад +6

    Jesus H Christ, if The Beautiful South and Oasis met in a test tube! Lol.

  • @aaronbrown545
    @aaronbrown545 5 месяцев назад +1

    This branding around indie music continued after this, particularly around the 00s. This band are dangerous... theyll change your life. Nah, its just good pop tunes... which is what we're after.
    Great sketch.

  • @dbabs1558
    @dbabs1558 3 года назад +1

    “The world is a big big place” haha very indie!

  • @darrengrimmer8541
    @darrengrimmer8541 2 года назад +1

    Great sketch from a great show…

  • @ViceCityDJ
    @ViceCityDJ 2 года назад +1

    best teenage fanclub track

  • @Lemonhead209
    @Lemonhead209 9 лет назад +46

    Sounds like a track Teenage Fan club would release.

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 7 лет назад +1

      I was just going to say that! But i thought i'd better check that no one else had said it first on the grounds that it's so bleedin obvious! I always thought that teenage fanclub were very limp and pansy sounding, i don't hate them just can't understand anyone else obssesively following them!!

    • @nolls14
      @nolls14 5 лет назад +1

      twitchygiraffe As a major Fannies fan I disagree totally ;) This sounds more like a lame lightning seeds song... Great sketch though! had me in bits back in the day

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah your right! I hadn't considered the lightning seeds in this but slightly more teenage fanclub I think! Their best song for me would have to be god knows it's true which is a tune and a half!!!!

    • @chrisjones5341
      @chrisjones5341 2 года назад

      @@nolls14 I have nothing against Teenage Fanclub at all…but this could have been on Songs From Northern Britain. It’s definitely got an Ain’t That Enough vibe

    • @nolls14
      @nolls14 2 года назад +1

      @@chrisjones5341 I love Songs from Northern Britain Chris ;) However , I'll concede your point. Slightly.

  • @ollyf5088
    @ollyf5088 3 года назад +4

    Can't believe they got mcfly to appear in this. 10 years before they formed too!

  • @DaveMcleanJr
    @DaveMcleanJr 3 года назад +2

    I'm at that difficult age... Too old to get young persons or student concessions and not old enough to get old persons concessions. £3.50's a lot, but it's worth it to have my preconceptions challenged so brutally. It's like hearing the Sex Pistols for the first time.

  • @Deedee-ee1sg
    @Deedee-ee1sg 2 года назад +2

    Yes, The FAST SHOW WAS BRILLIANT COMEDY SHOW. Used to love watching it, such funny and odd characters, and catchy slogans: Suits you, sir!
    BRILLIANT!!!
    etc!
    My favourite was Jazzz Club. LOL LOL LOL!!

    • @bradnz3258
      @bradnz3258 2 года назад

      Colin Hunts office trolley!

  • @jonboyjon1976
    @jonboyjon1976 12 лет назад +7

    Oh God I never saw this one when it came out. You can just imagine people like Zane Lowe sounding like this.

  • @jonnidark1986
    @jonnidark1986 2 года назад +1

    i loved oasis but i can't argue with this. spot on

  • @ChrisHopkinsBass
    @ChrisHopkinsBass 2 года назад +1

    This reminds me of that Channel 4 show, The White Room

  • @vanillaorchid
    @vanillaorchid 11 лет назад

    Spot on.

  • @The.Last.Guitar.Hero.
    @The.Last.Guitar.Hero. 2 года назад +2

    this spoof act is as good as any of the indie landfill acts of the 90s

  • @jamesli9380
    @jamesli9380 2 года назад +1

    Strangely i was more reminded of Gregg Wallace doing the intro on Masterchef, which is considerably more worrying

  • @peteross4587
    @peteross4587 2 года назад +1

    Not sure we're even ready for this in 2022!

  • @ciaranblake3398
    @ciaranblake3398 3 месяца назад

    Just brilliantly accurate

  • @taylorthompson2067
    @taylorthompson2067 2 года назад +2

    Well my phone is definitely listening to my conversations, never heard of this show until my dad mentioned it to me last night. Now this morning my RUclips decides to put a 13 year old video of a show id just heard of in my feed. Coincidence... I think NOT

  • @AtheAetheling
    @AtheAetheling 12 лет назад +2

    I like this song...

  • @RevStaplehurst
    @RevStaplehurst 12 лет назад +6

    All you ever need to know about a "hotly tipped new band"

  • @kramholio
    @kramholio 12 лет назад +4

    great tune! anyone know where I can get a Colon album? can't find them on amazon.

  • @JohnnyInTheBasement
    @JohnnyInTheBasement 24 дня назад +1

    My biggest fear: To like an uncomplete song

  • @Lemonhead209
    @Lemonhead209 7 лет назад +7

    I'm a fan of Teenage fan club,I've actually seen them, but at the time people made them out to be a harder sound than they actually are, there tracks used to show up Skate CD compilations, very Strange...!!

    • @Lemonhead209
      @Lemonhead209 2 года назад

      @DnB and Psy Production No, but im a fan of the their Fanclub ; )