mimi SCP (Secure. Contain. Protect) is a series of stories and files for a fake organization that controls “anomalies” (basically anything from magic to monsters to gods to a toaster that can only be talked about in first person, anything weird or not natural is an anomaly). I believe it started on 4-Chan with a singular post by one user, the post itself was a file for SCP-173. It then caught on very quickly and people created SCP-Wiki, which is where thousands of new SCP files and stories, all written by different people, are stored. There is a very loose, but easily altered cannon. Eventually SCP got enough traction to spawn several official-but-not-really games, and RUclips channels that focus on it. Some of those RUclips channels specialize in reading out the previously mention SCP files, stories and articles, this is what we’re referring to, you can find some by looking up “SCP readings”
I just uploaded a video on my Channel of a minecraft battle Royale, but lava rises every 15 seconds. Yes this idea was copied, and yes I'm hungry for views, but I'd appreciate anyone who checks it out @nd could drop a sub or like. But no girls I swear if I see one girl
At first I was like "Aw, at least Carson is being a little considerate and only taking Cooper's iron sword instead of his diamond one" then literally the next second, it was in his inventory and I honestly expected nothing less
I Dont know what country you live in, but here in NL/EU stage left is always from the audiences point of view. As someone whos worked in theater for 4 years I think I know what I'm talking about.
I just uploaded a video on my Channel of a minecraft battle Royale, but lava rises every 15 seconds. Yes this idea was copied, and yes I'm hungry for views, but I'd appreciate anyone who checks it out and could drop a sub or like. But no girls I swe@r if I see one girl
There is a whole slew of people saying the wrong info and then saying "I've worked in a theatre for X years I think I know what I'm talking about" and my mind instantly went. Ah the house crew is here acting high and mighty again. I'm just happy you also got this right
"oh yeah?" **switches away from sword** "I'm also here because I didn't kill anybody." **switches back to sword, and attempts to murder Mason** "Oh, well I double have never harmed anybody" Carson's mental health is deteriorating by the second
Ye like I just watch his stuff ignoring what happened, not like I don’t care about what he did what he did was stupid and idiotic but I still watch his stuff every so often
Gaming Headset? On. Sleep Schedule? Non-existent Minecraft? Logging On. Coconut Mall On Loop? Indeed, Financial Status? Spent it all on CallMeCarson Youtooz Figures. Life Choices? Questionable. Yep, it’s stream time.
Is that a joke about alcohol, or drain cleaner? I don't know of anyone who keeps alcohol under the sink, but I also don't know anyone who has told me that they are an alcoholic, or have alcoholic parents.
this hurts to watch now, knowing this type of stuff may never happen again. i hate to see all of this news being released, but i'm glad its public now. stay safe everyone
Arty Can't Party people that don’t want dreams of 682 raping them. Unless it’s one of the safe ones in witch case that’s fine but Keter or Euclid=instant nightmare and pissed sheets
Who’s watching him after the shit that have happened? I can’t believe it, but still I love him even though that happened. I won’t go in details because people will just hate on it.
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“I was content, watching SCP readings”
I feel this
Same, the volgun or the exploring series reading scps is the only way I can sleep now
I read your comment right as he said it lmfao
Onodera Kobayakawa holy fuck I did the same shit this is crazy as fuck what are the chances
what are scp readings?
mimi SCP (Secure. Contain. Protect) is a series of stories and files for a fake organization that controls “anomalies” (basically anything from magic to monsters to gods to a toaster that can only be talked about in first person, anything weird or not natural is an anomaly).
I believe it started on 4-Chan with a singular post by one user, the post itself was a file for SCP-173. It then caught on very quickly and people created SCP-Wiki, which is where thousands of new SCP files and stories, all written by different people, are stored.
There is a very loose, but easily altered cannon.
Eventually SCP got enough traction to spawn several official-but-not-really games, and RUclips channels that focus on it.
Some of those RUclips channels specialize in reading out the previously mention SCP files, stories and articles, this is what we’re referring to, you can find some by looking up “SCP readings”
the number of times Carson has brought up stuck porn lately makes me feel like he's recently discovered a new favourite category
And his new gf is into it prob
@@Shadowrun2589 he has a gf? Who?
th0ttie th0t joe
@@mr.worldwide1749 please I beg of you, do not do this
ur mom gey who's joe ? 😳🤔
Sleep deprived Carson is like travis when hes high
So just normal Traves
I just uploaded a video on my Channel of a minecraft battle Royale, but lava rises every 15 seconds. Yes this idea was copied, and yes I'm hungry for views, but I'd appreciate anyone who checks it out @nd could drop a sub or like. But no girls I swear if I see one girl
Yellow Soa no
Yellow Soa fuck off u water fountain noodle head
Yellow Soa fucccccck off
The real murderer was the friends we made along the way.
Michael Z. This didn’t age well
Reeen Freer I didn’t age to well
😳
@@reeenfreer9038 neither did any of carsons videos with Fitz
electricpants lmao
Carson: *Talks about stuck porn*
5 minutes later
Carson’s stuck in a hole with joko and 3 spiders
⚫️ ⚫️ ⚫️
⚫️ 🥚 ⚫️
😳💦
Imagine Existance Took me a bit...
Just wanna chime in to say porn is disgusting
Oh no
At first I was like "Aw, at least Carson is being a little considerate and only taking Cooper's iron sword instead of his diamond one" then literally the next second, it was in his inventory and I honestly expected nothing less
LMAO SAME
That was Conners it's okay
Seymore Sanchez no one cares about Conner
Seymore Sanchez (joking btw)
Didnt he take Connors
Tbh, i saw the title and just said “Oh no...” because when Carson is sleep deprived, he turns into a cryptid.
Or does he
CallMeCryptid
TagoNug callmecursed
@@TiagoNugentComposer oh my god that's perfect
I think you mean a legend
This is the closest we’ll get to Carson not being sober
Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug
@@AceGaimz I do that drug alot
Lol. His friend makes a "joke" about Carson and his perc 30s after they talked about his newest interest in porn lol
i feel like your brain was switched with travis' for this stream
"He's black" "I'm gonna go join a different civilization, this ones tainted" uhhhhhh CARSON
Based
That one guy yes
Well if i remember right, he IS a mormon
@@SoI_Badguy bruh
Gᴜᴛꜱ • ᏖᏂᏋ ᏂᎧᏬᏁᎴ Ꭷƒ ᎴᏗᏒᏦᏁᏋᏕᏕ Who?
Listening to jawsh talking with carson feels like having a stroke.
This is basically the closest we’ll ever get to Carson ripping a bong
Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug.
He probably did lmao that did not seem like sleep deprivation lmao
@@tommasomgouery9864 sleep deprivation will make you a little, a little goofy, y'know 😂 GOOFY, M Gourey, GOOFY
“The” was the original movie and “ThE 2” was the sequel no one asked for
Now wait for the The 3, the sequel to the the, wich explains the story of the the and the the 2
Wait isn’t “The 3” a prequel to both “The” and “The 2”
technically, ThE 2 is a prequel
What video was "The" on pls
@@Onyx2D something like Best Comedian in Minecraft
Bullies before 2019:
Gimme ur money kid
Bullies after 2019:
*G E T I N T H E S P I D E R H O L E*
More like bullies in Australia
@@keyboardwarrior6413 more like bullies
@@nouveau_nouveau more like me
"Get in the spider hole or I'm taking all your lunch money, you nerd!"
2:36 i honestly just thought that was a recording of phone guy
Jawsh is phone guy confirmed
Sleep-deprived Carson looks like he saw me for the first time
Oh fuck
holy shit..............................................
Oh fuck
Jesus christ
oh christ..
When he was reading poetry and I heard that “PLIN PLIN PLON” that really got me in the feels
Gwyn time
Same tears time
Time for tears \[T]/
9:15
Now like my comment, I was the first to step up.
Time to cry
Carson: “Enter stage left”
Also Carson: *enters stage right*
They did enter stage left...
Stage left means it’s the left to the audience. They did correctly enter stage left
No it’s a common misconception but stage left is the actors’ left, house left is the audience’s left. So they entered stage right
I Dont know what country you live in, but here in NL/EU stage left is always from the audiences point of view. As someone whos worked in theater for 4 years I think I know what I'm talking about.
imre Barten where I’m from, stage left and right is from the actors pov
7:53 dead cow on the ground
*MENACING DEAD COW AS CARSON STEPS BACK*
thank u for the lyrics
Thank god, now I can fap
Haha I made it so it’s no longer at funny number
The “Hello- Hello Hello” from the first phone call sounds like Phone Guy from fnaf
Jawsh does that all the time. he acts like phone guy
Haida!
Carson could no longer sleep after meeting so many women on the dating show.
True. Constant sex.
His feeble mind couldn't handle the experience
Pinto Pride #22 he told me
@@jackbudi No, his mortal body has accessended he has no needs for that anymore.
Seqtour 0:16
Traves: THE COWS HAVE UTTERS, THEY’RE LIKE PLUMP AND STUFF
real plumpin hours
Udders
I feel like the less sleep Carson has, the more he acts like a 12 year old
Patrick Sharkey i mean...yeah, it makes sense, doesnt it?
It's a spectrum
I just uploaded a video on my Channel of a minecraft battle Royale, but lava rises every 15 seconds. Yes this idea was copied, and yes I'm hungry for views, but I'd appreciate anyone who checks it out and could drop a sub or like. But no girls I swe@r if I see one girl
@@soa0 shut up idoti
@@soa0 yo r varie stoopied u púpy hed
This feels like a prequel to SMP live
I love how mason immediately goes up and starts reciting Macbeth
0:01 nervous system when you hit your elbow
Apache Pancake SoNg?
@@YCCMAnon coconut mall
@@schmoogledoink2738 My man!
Facts
■ I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT THANK YOU!
he's making a best of callmecarson 2019 YAY
Bruh Bruh what’s the deal with airline food?
I hope the movie is out or else how are you gonna be able to sell it?
Joshua Basile like whats the deal with airline food
Other RUclipsrs: *trying not to get demonetised*
Carson: *uploads a stream where he talks about stuck porn*
Also Carson: still gets ads
RUclips acts a lot in favor of gameplay content
Carson: "Pushes Mason towards creeper."
Also Carson: *"BRO, YOU BLEW IT UP"*
Thank you Carson for addressing these things.
I felt like that fan fiction thing was really uncomfortable.
inb4 "AgEd PoOrLy"
*coconut mall plays*
Carson: why do I hear boss music
HAHA I GET IT
*joe Swanson appears *
Carson: why do I hear boss music?
Hell yes
@Me Let Fuck off, you degenerate
no
“This is what happens to bullies”
- Carson
100 B)
Go back to Pewidiepie's comment section
No its more: this what happens to bullwh
hello Mr Banana
Midøri no
The sleep deprivation really kicks in during the pantry part lmao
i’m currently running on 0 hours of sleep it’s 6 in the morning i’ve had to rewrite this 5 times my fingers aren’t working
𝑭
F
fitting for mina, yeah
I thought “the 2” was just the word “these” misspelled
You mean "ThE 2"
Yeah, i thought it was ThEZ
@@lilbroomstick5126 ThEZ nuts
@@goongalass930 yes
@@goongalass930 you did not just do that
0:00 my little sister when she hears the sophia the first theme in the living room
Boo CaCa98 fr tho that theme’s a banger
Smp Classic is already a sleep deprived fever dream, so playing it sleep deprived is taking it to the next level
Carson : gets first date
Post-date Carson : begins introducing porn to friends
"dead...dead cow on the ground"
"where?" *cow disappears*
*"AGGHHHHH"*
This is the closest to drunk Carson will ever see
0:00 when your wife’s boyfriend comes home with Popeyes
@@jacobies you literally just stole Boffy's hard work and put your name on it
Anyone know what song this was?
relatable
Hol’ up
@@avurra what did he say
Carson: acts like he is on cocaine
Carson 2 seconds later: ive had 2 hours of sleep
Yes that is something that happened
0:00 oompa loompas when a kid is brutally murdered
Lol
so anyway i started *dancing*
What song is it he used?
@@voxle3976 coconut mall. From mario kart.
@@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD thx
Carson: "enter stage left"
Also Carson: walks in on stage right
We are too incomprehensible to understand this mans native tongue
There is a whole slew of people saying the wrong info and then saying "I've worked in a theatre for X years I think I know what I'm talking about" and my mind instantly went. Ah the house crew is here acting high and mighty again. I'm just happy you also got this right
Wow! Carson.
I can't believe that carson.
He invented SDMP!
"I would hope movie is out" is the special ed brother of "wood fired pizza"
I predict a massive increase in "stuck" searches on PH
Is there something wrong with that? ;)
France ah, my favourite website, philippines
France were*
@@aBADAasras that's true
Guys France over here was just looking out for his fellow countries, it’s not his fault he’s a bit slow
The “hello hello hello” that Josh did reminded me of phone guy from FNAF and it was scary lmao
He does that alot
Bruh phone guy very scary than Fred
that’s where he gets it from lol. a couple of the other boys have done it too
josh is the phone guy thats why
I started rewatching his old videos and these are such a trip. Hope he comes back soon
he said on twitter "Just give me a little bit longer"
@@josephkony3993 i saw that but he deleted it now. Ik what he did was bad bu he didnt deserve all that hate for it
@@imbaconplate8872 twitter.com/callmecarsonyt/status/1406441818468802560?s=21 it's still up
@rice HELL YEAH
"welcome back to my first video"
scientists are still trying to solve this phenomenon
"i was content watching scp readings in my bed"
Words man, can English good yes haha ààaaaààaaaaaa
RUclips apparently rejected my reply.
Nope, RUclips app is just had and now I look like an idiot unsatirically.
@@chrisrealname4865 are you having a stroke
"oh yeah?" **switches away from sword**
"I'm also here because I didn't kill anybody."
**switches back to sword, and attempts to murder Mason**
"Oh, well I double have never harmed anybody"
Carson's mental health is deteriorating by the second
"I'm running on 2 hours of sleep"
- every highschool student
As a high school student I can confirm this.
"I haven't slept 2 hours in a week"
-every college student
True
@@pastywiteboi yeah I can confirm thats me this week from finals.
"i dont really know what tired is yet"
-every high school student
2:36 CallmeCarson plays 5 nights at freddy’s
*CARSON FNAF???????!?!!!????!? WHOA 😮😮😮*
watching this when you're sleep deprived just makes it 1000x better
he's finally lost it
10:06 well im glad that mystery got wrapped up quick
Michelle doesnt approve this type of content
Tell us your last name you coward
nither does my dad
tell us your credit card you coward
are you really obama
Obama? I have a question
bro why do people feel pain watching this i know what's going on but i still love his stuff it and i hope he uploads again
Ye like I just watch his stuff ignoring what happened, not like I don’t care about what he did what he did was stupid and idiotic but I still watch his stuff every so often
i still watch his stuff i don’t care. i’m glad other people feel the same
He’s back now
Always funny.
“We need the bully hunters on this case.”
I nearly choked on my cereal.
When Carson is sleep deprived, he starts sharing the same mental plane as Travis.
First clip: talking about cows.
Second clip: has leather in inventory
:’(
Gaming Headset? On.
Sleep Schedule? Non-existent
Minecraft? Logging On.
Coconut Mall On Loop? Indeed,
Financial Status? Spent it all on CallMeCarson Youtooz Figures.
Life Choices? Questionable.
Yep, it’s stream time.
*indeed*
*indeed*
*indeed*
*indeed*
*indeed*
7:54 Ground beef.
left beef
im right beef gang
Sky beef
0:01
Me and the boys after drinking the special apple juice under the sink.
Is that a joke about alcohol, or drain cleaner?
I don't know of anyone who keeps alcohol under the sink, but I also don't know anyone who has told me that they are an alcoholic, or have alcoholic parents.
@@adamofblastworks1517 what do you think
@@goodvibedogg4330 I already said what I thought.
I thought they meant that they were gonna beat Minecraft without sleeping but this is much better than I expected
Edit: _s w a m p y m a n a s s_
me at 3 am: i wanna sleep
my brain at 3 am: 0:00
howdy pikachu
samee
0:01*
BambamPewpew32 0:02**
@@grabthechopper3121 1:01*
@@grabthechopper3121 0:03
9:20 I HEARD THAT GWYN LORD OF CINDER, DONT PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS
Thankyouuuu
plin plin plon ;)
9:20 The music hits hard. Love Dark Souls xD
2:27 that was the smoothest cut I’ve ever seen
13:00 is my last brain cells when i’m taking a test
That doesn't even make sense
@@Usher666
They're arguing with each other
While nearly falling asleep every few seconds
Oisin Mulholland r/ wooosh
@@Usher666 ok, boomer
this is a 22 minute video that was uploaded like 3 minutes ago how are people quoting it wth
2x Playback Speed Baybeeee
Stream duh
Skipping stuff
Ah yes, that one glitch where Gwyn looks like Steve.
this hurts to watch now, knowing this type of stuff may never happen again. i hate to see all of this news being released, but i'm glad its public now. stay safe everyone
I’m really hoping to see a part 2 of “The Murder Mystery on: The Murder Minecraft Server”
I thought is was ‘*ThEZ*’
NuTZ
The fact that Jawsh can watch SCP videos in bed makes him an alpha chad.
Who doesnt watch em in bed
Arty Can't Party people that don’t want dreams of 682 raping them. Unless it’s one of the safe ones in witch case that’s fine but Keter or Euclid=instant nightmare and pissed sheets
@@QuarkGamingLLC that's why I got a dream catcher😎
Arty Can't Party lmao
@@QuarkGamingLLC who said 682 would be doing the raping?
2:26 WAS THE BEST TRANSITION EVER DONT @ME
Me watching this at 6 am with no sleep: pure entertainment, I've never seen anything like this
Who’s watching him after the shit that have happened? I can’t believe it, but still I love him even though that happened. I won’t go in details because people will just hate on it.
me too bro, i still like watching him goof around with the boys
@@trillberd i don't support him anymore but still watch the videos, they just give me good memories
joe mama
8 fucking months ago man holy.
00:00 - just carson having a stroke
TódorTeam a seizure
The Garlic Bread God no a stroke
9:15 I love the Gwyn theme, thank you.
@@grimypeasant9955 I love Soul of Cinder's theme so much. I needa play Ds3 again lmao.
Carson: I need you to get on the classic server.
Josh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
12:20
"enter stage left"
*enters from stage right*
Official Movie Timeline:
Movie 3
Movie 1
Movie 2
But "movie 2 comes before movie 1" tho 21:30
I didn't ask this, But i'm glad it exist.
Castlevania
Me: [insert action]
Also me: [insert reaction]
[insert reply]
[insert grammar correction]
[Insert stolen comment]
[insert penis]
[insert disc on side 2]
Pantry repaired man
*where’s hospital gonna get a job now*
“I’m running on two hours of sleep.”
Me everyday at school
Me everyday of my life
0:01 that epileptic kid when he played five nights at freddys
TELL CARSON HE NEEDS TO MAKE A YOUTOOZ OF HIM CRYING(like the clip from his mc monday stream)
I WOULD BUY THE ENTIRE STOCK
He did
im simpler timing right now
0:01 me when mom make dinosaur chicken nuggets!!!!!
sleep deprived podcast reference
1:15 holy shit i had this playing in the backround and i thought somone was behind me saying my name "Lance"
it's just don't feel the same anymore..
0:00 When your mom brings you nuggets from McDonald's
0:15 When she forgot to get the sauce
9:16 & 12:22
*YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE SOULS PLAYERS,PREPARE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! ! !*
Lol Man Bomber plin plin plon
I noticed that too, really fucking weird because I just listened to DS music
Weird how I’ve just started to listen to SCP readings
CARSON PREDICTED SLEEP DEPRIVED PODCAST ???
cason [redict sleep deprive smp.....
When you’ve only had 2 hours of sleep as well while watching this it makes it 10x more immersive