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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @timisontube
    @timisontube 5 лет назад +17435

    Schlatt actually has an advantage because while the rest are crippled without sprinting, he thrives without it

    • @theshiberealm9022
      @theshiberealm9022 5 лет назад +1699

      schlatt only runs when there’s money on the line

    • @necro-retro915
      @necro-retro915 5 лет назад +100

      Das right White boi

    • @tripalink
      @tripalink 5 лет назад +429

      He was born in the slow MOLDED by it

    • @johnthereposter5242
      @johnthereposter5242 5 лет назад +23

      Area 51 raid video
      ruclips.net/video/G3aOJtZUeXg/видео.html

    • @TeritotheLegend
      @TeritotheLegend 5 лет назад +192

      *Probably Jschlatt:* I was born without walking you merely adopted it Carson

  • @Sclooshy
    @Sclooshy 5 лет назад +4827

    This version of minecraft is Schlatt's perfect vision. Nobody can run but only walk.

    • @ccthompson
      @ccthompson 5 лет назад +99

      Schlatt walk

    • @Undiluted_Liquid
      @Undiluted_Liquid 5 лет назад +4

      YUAHHH mA shRekcs box

    • @Vysoft
      @Vysoft 5 лет назад +3

      But where's the BOB

    • @nickz1lla
      @nickz1lla 5 лет назад +1

      Version not vision dumbass

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 5 лет назад +19

      nickz1lla I think we just found the ultimate edge lord

  • @silasmills9435
    @silasmills9435 4 года назад +4888

    “Did we just get colonized?” Has to be one of the best lines ever

    • @Jim_Underscore
      @Jim_Underscore 4 года назад +43

      Gekoloniseerd

    • @Caseyy04
      @Caseyy04 4 года назад +39

      Jim in my opinion “I don’t know how to breed at all is much better.

    • @Trennie18
      @Trennie18 4 года назад +5

      Netherlands intensifies

    • @smuggymcsmugface2142
      @smuggymcsmugface2142 4 года назад +8

      I like "Actually, I have one door" better

    • @thepopgroup3366
      @thepopgroup3366 4 года назад +6

      Almost Every asia and africa country felt that

  • @lugia80
    @lugia80 5 лет назад +3387

    Traves: (innocent voice) Carson you wanna live with me?
    Carson: I wanna live with Josh
    Traves: :(

  • @CaptainSparklez
    @CaptainSparklez 5 лет назад +2994

    pretty cool shirt

  • @DogWithAPropellerHat
    @DogWithAPropellerHat 5 лет назад +3247

    Watching carson go after Schlatt over and over again was like watching Doctor Strange battle Dormamu

    • @ghostpants8213
      @ghostpants8213 5 лет назад +92

      Except in this version doctor strange is chaotic evil

    • @fanto860
      @fanto860 4 года назад +15

      @@ghostpants8213 Umm... no, Shlatt was the evil here

    • @chrisvvector
      @chrisvvector 4 года назад +11

      Feliz35 Umm... no, Shlatt was the evil here

    • @fanto860
      @fanto860 4 года назад +2

      @@chrisvvector yes, that's what i said

    • @chrisvvector
      @chrisvvector 4 года назад +27

      Feliz35 yes, that’s what i said

  • @MavicAVF
    @MavicAVF 5 лет назад +5076

    Schlatt doesnt notice the difference in mobility anyways, he never sprints

    • @lukeehlers2559
      @lukeehlers2559 5 лет назад +49

      You can’t sprint
      Edit: I get it now
      Me: r/woooosh

    • @race10ftw
      @race10ftw 5 лет назад +92

      He sprinted once, but I think he was just imagining it

    • @aellin-jz9el
      @aellin-jz9el 5 лет назад +84

      SirSuper Shoes oh really? I had no clue. Incredible. Truly a feat of knowledge.

    • @breakmoon4193
      @breakmoon4193 5 лет назад +9

      i just realized i'd been playing beta almost my entire minecraft life

    • @zanel4195
      @zanel4195 5 лет назад +21

      SirSuper Shoes Wow maybe the op should’ve made a joke about that

  • @cheeriopuffs
    @cheeriopuffs 5 лет назад +2920

    "I dont know how to breed in this version"
    "I dont know how to breed at all"
    *wheeze*

    • @captaintaffy5083
      @captaintaffy5083 5 лет назад +21

      DerpyTastic :D I thought he said “breathe” which made it 10x better

    • @HitDaTarget
      @HitDaTarget 5 лет назад

      DerpyTastic :D you beat me to it now take my like and shut up

  • @jennifersmith5647
    @jennifersmith5647 5 лет назад +3530

    "Let me guess,"
    "Your home?"
    *"It was."*
    *"And it was beautiful"*

  • @hades2659
    @hades2659 5 лет назад +2015

    The look in Carson's eye as he held that lava bucket ready to burn schlat to a crisp.

    • @R-Cade
      @R-Cade 4 года назад +22

      13:50

    • @awarepillow1180
      @awarepillow1180 4 года назад +1

      Schlatt*

    • @megashima
      @megashima 4 года назад +19

      No one could spell his name in 2019 lmao

  • @plusonerabbit
    @plusonerabbit 5 лет назад +2545

    everybody gangsta till internal server error

    • @WhozzySnoozer
      @WhozzySnoozer 5 лет назад +25

      Cookie Cake I liked you until I realized your name wasn’t ‘Coochie Cake’

    • @Mikqel
      @Mikqel 5 лет назад +10

      C O O C H I E

    • @jonathannyilas8232
      @jonathannyilas8232 5 лет назад

      666 likes

  • @_Killkor
    @_Killkor 5 лет назад +6229

    Plot twist:
    This was actually recorded in 2010, only few days ago finally uploaded to youtube

    • @IAMFlNE
      @IAMFlNE 5 лет назад +16

      True

    • @starrybean7256
      @starrybean7256 5 лет назад +111

      He must’ve aged well then

    • @Damnnthatscrazy
      @Damnnthatscrazy 5 лет назад +110

      But this was posted on 2019?
      You fell for it fool,
      *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!*

    • @gibby2414
      @gibby2414 4 года назад +9

      Even back then Carson was big enough to have a sub goal of 10k

    • @velber1925
      @velber1925 4 года назад +9

      @@gyutarogaming917 buff persona

  • @joshuapurdy7065
    @joshuapurdy7065 5 лет назад +1547

    “I’m starting to think he doesn’t like the flowers”

    • @Smilezz117
      @Smilezz117 5 лет назад +40

      @@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK mate fuck off ur not funny do u know how rude that is?

    • @chthonicsaint
      @chthonicsaint 5 лет назад +24

      @@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK well, funny or not. don't say shit like that about someone, you brainlet

    • @Evarace
      @Evarace 5 лет назад +15

      @@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK Well, everyone has different humor, but there's no need to be rude at his fans for liking him.

    • @hdsn.b
      @hdsn.b 5 лет назад +7

      @@I_ZIP_TIED_MY_PENIS_TO_A_BRICK why are u trying to get ppl to agree w/ u and then yell at people and insult them in every way possible if they don't agree?

    • @vokhanhhoang8378
      @vokhanhhoang8378 5 лет назад +5

      @KIRK DUKE yo wtf

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +2697

    That's why Carson cant get a minecraft gf.
    He needs to be a minecraft alpha, not a beta.

  • @qwerbyy
    @qwerbyy 5 лет назад +2286

    "You took my iron, I took your life"
    *cha-cha real smooth*

  • @Draughster
    @Draughster 5 лет назад +699

    21 minutes of friendships being broken,slowly turning against each other

    • @grime2381
      @grime2381 5 лет назад +5

      oh you thought they were friends?

    • @Gamer-ni4rr
      @Gamer-ni4rr 5 лет назад

      Thats every Wilbur and schlatt video ever

  • @ilive2433
    @ilive2433 5 лет назад +2373

    I love how cute Connor was trying to give flowers while Carson and jschlatt are fighting like if it's a world war

    • @purestofsouls
      @purestofsouls 5 лет назад +28

      I Live he’ll never get a hoco date

    • @Nannerb4
      @Nannerb4 5 лет назад +3

      I Live thanks

  • @chy_salmon5932
    @chy_salmon5932 5 лет назад +713

    5% of this video: actually playing
    Other 95%:Carson trying to get his materials back

  • @user-zl1qv6tf1o
    @user-zl1qv6tf1o 5 лет назад +1901

    3:04
    2 cavemen fighting over who gets the coal (100,000 BC colorized)

    • @theurbangoose1405
      @theurbangoose1405 5 лет назад +11

      Ohh ohh AH AH AH

    • @chaoticfisherman373
      @chaoticfisherman373 5 лет назад +19

      *[Agresive Unga Bunga noises]*

    • @granola661
      @granola661 5 лет назад +2

      Now I know I have to subscribe

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 лет назад +3

      Berry tribe have small Grog. Tree tribe have big Grog. Tree tribe get coal

    • @F17A
      @F17A 5 лет назад +2

      I’m your 1000th like

  • @KracklinDark
    @KracklinDark 5 лет назад +4027

    S - Shlat
    H - sHlat
    L -shLat
    A - shlAt
    T -shlaT

  • @billymayo3640
    @billymayo3640 4 года назад +318

    I like how Traves kept talking about being trapped in a hole but no one cared

  • @Fullorlemoncitrus
    @Fullorlemoncitrus 5 лет назад +2149

    travis is just begging for help and no one will help him

  • @jmac7392
    @jmac7392 5 лет назад +1582

    This video should be called “Carson being bullied for 20 minutes.”

    • @audreywhelan1065
      @audreywhelan1065 5 лет назад +35

      He started it to be fair, but didn't put that in cuz he a lil blubber bitch

    • @apexiuss
      @apexiuss 5 лет назад +5

      I only liked this comment so it could have 69 likes

    • @dyingisgay5722
      @dyingisgay5722 4 года назад +1

      @@audreywhelan1065 I know your comment is more than a year old, but he doesn't edit the videos on this channel.

  • @sure9590
    @sure9590 5 лет назад +436

    “Every week were going to update it”

    • @Sify
      @Sify 4 года назад +47

      7 months and nothing

    • @o0OMaku
      @o0OMaku 4 года назад +2

      It's the one that says sleep deprived

  • @crusaderinacrewnecksweater
    @crusaderinacrewnecksweater 5 лет назад +870

    when you guys are all together with the same skin, it looks like a cult gathering.

  • @KuriisHorizon
    @KuriisHorizon 5 лет назад +1073

    Carson: Dying over and over expecting a different outcome
    Connor: *hErEs yOur fLoWEr!*

    • @creditroll176
      @creditroll176 5 лет назад +10

      insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

    • @adude8762
      @adude8762 5 лет назад

      But a silly bard your point being?

    • @creditroll176
      @creditroll176 5 лет назад +5

      carson is doing the same thing...over and over...and expecting a different outcome, im saying hes insane, silly

    • @incog1165
      @incog1165 5 лет назад +1

      Feels like this is a Jojo Reference.

    • @aple8307
      @aple8307 4 года назад

      Semi Half I think it was Einstein that said it, not a fucking anime you weeb

  • @hxhcjgjgjgvjjfcugugugvhkbb3014
    @hxhcjgjgjgvjjfcugugugvhkbb3014 5 лет назад +1345

    “Every week”
    2 months later: 🙃really

    • @xander3875
      @xander3875 5 лет назад +140

      This is the worst betrayal since YGS every friday

    • @incog1165
      @incog1165 5 лет назад +20

      If I only had 200 dollars on my credit card, then I can spam donation messages to him.

    • @RaksoBackwards
      @RaksoBackwards 5 лет назад +40

      @@incog1165 just put yourself in debt

    • @brycehill4255
      @brycehill4255 4 года назад +36

      If you like the idea, I remember grian did something similar a couple years back. I don't think hes as funny, but if you like the concept, you might like it.

    • @GioViDa
      @GioViDa 4 года назад +3

      6 months later: really

  • @nicholassawyer5320
    @nicholassawyer5320 5 лет назад +767

    "I'm here to start my gaming company 100 convicted felons" best line

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 5 лет назад +1

      What's the context to that joke

    • @Johh-hg9lb
      @Johh-hg9lb 5 лет назад +7

      @@NinjapowerMS 100 thieves esports organization

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 5 лет назад +6

      @@Johh-hg9lb so what's the context

    • @xero0015
      @xero0015 5 лет назад +2

      @@NinjapowerMS there is no context

  • @DeeDolp
    @DeeDolp 5 лет назад +805

    Clearly, Big Lion changed Ted permanently

  • @darklazer44
    @darklazer44 5 лет назад +2802

    Today’s chests: *weird and stupid*
    Beta chests: *ONE H E F T Y C H O N K*

  • @mr.brunsas1635
    @mr.brunsas1635 5 лет назад +623

    12:14 The defenition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome

  • @evie8362
    @evie8362 5 лет назад +1251

    Now there’s one more beta on Carson’s channel than usual

    • @rosclips.
      @rosclips. 5 лет назад +14

      lovealwaysethan under rated comment

    • @STICKGUYMB
      @STICKGUYMB 5 лет назад +18

      I dont see a burn here, just a massive pile of ashes

    • @lost0365
      @lost0365 5 лет назад +1

      ah I see what you did there...

    • @heatwave3318
      @heatwave3318 5 лет назад

      Don't talk about Traves like that D:

  • @14possumsinatrenchcoat
    @14possumsinatrenchcoat 5 лет назад +70

    I love how. No matter what they’re doing. Every single time the whole fellowship falls apart into a mess of betrayal and screaming. And then they act like nothing happened next time

  • @tinayisawake
    @tinayisawake 5 лет назад +314

    what if you went to heaven but god said internal server error

    • @simcne7475
      @simcne7475 5 лет назад +1

      Anthony Tinay underrated comment

    • @voidsatou734
      @voidsatou734 5 лет назад

      @@simcne7475 *o k*

  • @crispy579
    @crispy579 5 лет назад +238

    Ted is being held hostage by Big Lion the curse is slowly taking him over and making him more and more aggressive each video

  • @isamaridia777
    @isamaridia777 3 года назад +76

    0:24 "Every week we're gonna update the game."
    The Narrator: *"they didn't"*

  • @cokie4760
    @cokie4760 5 лет назад +140

    0:20 Tiny creeper standing on jschlatt's head

    • @3rza753
      @3rza753 5 лет назад +6

      This made me laugh more than I should

  • @blew1t
    @blew1t 5 лет назад +446

    20 minutes of carson being unable to catch a break and eventually devolving into complete and utter anarchy

  • @hari1240
    @hari1240 5 лет назад +117

    "I went the the bathroom, and when I came back there was warfare."

  • @jim.87
    @jim.87 5 лет назад +1335

    i miss the original “OOF” in minecraft...
    i edited this because everyone said it is oof

    • @oscarmontgomery5020
      @oscarmontgomery5020 5 лет назад +23

      Jim Nannes yeah just hearing it in the beginning of the video made me hella nostalgic

    • @JustMe4414
      @JustMe4414 5 лет назад +68

      it's "OOF" u marmite sandwich

    • @dog1320
      @dog1320 5 лет назад +9

      "www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/1yfn32/i_merged_the_old_damage_ughh_sound_with_the_new/" works on all versions.

    • @eiden5778
      @eiden5778 5 лет назад +6

      @@JustMe4414 Oof is roblox dumbass

    • @codedbyjordan
      @codedbyjordan 5 лет назад +3

      Eiden it’s not even oof in roblox there’s no f

  • @jaboair
    @jaboair 5 лет назад +325

    Schlatt has been practicing for this race his whole life

  • @montanabiggs7667
    @montanabiggs7667 5 лет назад +172

    Carson: I don't know how to breed at all in this version
    1:38
    The cow in the corner: having a seizure

  • @immabadger366
    @immabadger366 5 лет назад +231

    Every “oah” is a nostalgic sound to me and my heart is sinking

    • @marc_sed
      @marc_sed 5 лет назад +7

      Oof*

    • @MinutemanOutdoors
      @MinutemanOutdoors 5 лет назад +1

      Nah dude that's the original oof.

    • @TheCPtutorales
      @TheCPtutorales 5 лет назад

      Only true OGs now that Minecraft Beta was the days.
      Those golden golden days.

  • @Epilocity21
    @Epilocity21 5 лет назад +125

    You know what they call me, Wilbur? They call me “The Hero of the Story”
    I’ve always been called that.

  • @mariussther7498
    @mariussther7498 5 лет назад +39

    3:33 Caveman reacting to the first stairs ever invented

  • @joehonnor9126
    @joehonnor9126 5 лет назад +136

    3:50
    Ted: hey guys, ready for the next step??
    Josh: *places stair*

    • @ifeeIcoke
      @ifeeIcoke 5 лет назад

      King Joseff dude I literally watched the video and saw that, no way!

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +587

    Minecraft Beta during nighttime is legitimately scary.
    I can’t be the only one, I REFUSE to believe it.

    • @RobbieCake
      @RobbieCake 5 лет назад +7

      Not the only one.

    • @graydrawsonline137
      @graydrawsonline137 5 лет назад +36

      Back in the day I would lose my mind and bury myself in the ground if it turned to night and I was far from my house
      *thats how pro I was*

    • @madas1435
      @madas1435 5 лет назад +18

      @@graydrawsonline137 that's what I still do

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 5 лет назад +1

      Minecraft in caves has and will always be scary

    • @deserted4ever
      @deserted4ever 5 лет назад

      Dirt and sand hit gang

  • @bruhthatsdisgusting
    @bruhthatsdisgusting 4 года назад +55

    7:43 imagine someone wearing a pumpkin on their head with an axe running towards you asking for food

  • @mousetvalerie
    @mousetvalerie 5 лет назад +377

    Lord of the Flies (William Golding, circa 1954)

  • @Trevor_on_Youtube
    @Trevor_on_Youtube 5 лет назад +116

    Advanced Caveman: Hey man, look at this fire. I just made it myself.
    Other Cavemen: 3:33

    • @johnlol8954
      @johnlol8954 5 лет назад +2

      OoooOooOoOOoOoooOoOo

    • @pug_of_worlds
      @pug_of_worlds 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it would be a bunch of "ouh ouh ouh ouh" hurt sounds but I got something *much better*

  • @pokemonguidlines7441
    @pokemonguidlines7441 4 года назад +178

    “I have the power to make anything an entrance.” That just sounds like a Stand ability 😂

    • @micahWebber
      @micahWebber 4 года назад +2

      mfw you stole a comment

    • @Gabie76
      @Gabie76 4 года назад +3

      sticky fingas!

    • @benhancock1085
      @benhancock1085 4 года назад

      HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

  • @SDNShaDowNight
    @SDNShaDowNight 5 лет назад +343

    The classic Minecraft *O O F*
    Ahhh I miss it so much

    • @Alex-qb8vl
      @Alex-qb8vl 5 лет назад

      Really? I think its annoying

    • @DiscontinuedChannelOne
      @DiscontinuedChannelOne 5 лет назад +1

      It’s not oof that’s Roblox
      It’s ogh that’s Minecraft
      See the difference

  • @Epilocity21
    @Epilocity21 5 лет назад +1303

    How will pizza get a job now?

  • @baguette2816
    @baguette2816 5 лет назад +121

    “We’ll be updating to the next big update every week”
    Yeaaa

  • @lil_chainmail8795
    @lil_chainmail8795 5 лет назад +506

    This is actually a really good idea for a series... Im surprised

    • @RyanEglitis
      @RyanEglitis 5 лет назад +19

      ...that it's already been done? EVO

    • @volted_blitz8230
      @volted_blitz8230 5 лет назад +3

      I want this as a series lol

    • @volted_blitz8230
      @volted_blitz8230 5 лет назад +4

      Ryan Eglitis has it been done by Carson and his friends tho?

    • @cadence12115
      @cadence12115 4 года назад +14

      If only he continued it

    • @prestongrice22
      @prestongrice22 4 года назад +1

      @@RyanEglitis evo was the best

  • @dbe124
    @dbe124 5 лет назад +146

    only ogs remember when you could spawn like thousands of yourself

    • @GSurge
      @GSurge 5 лет назад

      ShplunkUndertale they just ran away

    • @ParadoxXIsTaken
      @ParadoxXIsTaken 5 лет назад

      G3. Surge well that’s really depressing

  • @mrmillyun2264
    @mrmillyun2264 4 года назад +4

    I love the fact that it’s all action, Carson dying to schlatt and Connor, trying to arm himself through ted, that failing, trying to arm himself through joko, learning that josh took their stuff, going to josh and just “I HAVE THE DOOR POWER” everyone was going through controversy and jawsh was just vibin

  • @undersc0r
    @undersc0r 5 лет назад +425

    Watch in 360p for optimal 2010 experience.

  • @lilly_8837
    @lilly_8837 5 лет назад +107

    i never thought skins mattered so much until i saw everyone with the same skin

  • @tgnm9615
    @tgnm9615 5 месяцев назад +5

    I always somehow keep coming back to this video. Its a comfort video I guess. The memories of playing minecraft with friends

  • @soupy782
    @soupy782 5 лет назад +224

    I just watched 20 minutes of Carson getting killed

    • @soupy782
      @soupy782 5 лет назад +1

      @lunar Damn, I missed the stream so i have a few extra brain cells to spare.

    • @rohanpatel3204
      @rohanpatel3204 5 лет назад

      Watching the whole thing live where Carson repeatedly tried to get his stuff back was both incredibly amusing and fucking frustrating.

    • @fleshripper708
      @fleshripper708 5 лет назад

      Internal Pain is all i know now

  • @timmitytom
    @timmitytom 5 лет назад +523

    I can't tell you how hard I creamed my pants when Carson finally got his stuff back.

  • @volted_blitz8230
    @volted_blitz8230 5 лет назад +18

    “We’re gonna update the game every week so we have shit to do” i’d actually love this to be a small series its funny af to watch

  • @OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED
    @OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED 5 лет назад +352

    I've never felt so bad for traves in an episode

  • @ghostsarechill8595
    @ghostsarechill8595 5 лет назад +614

    This was actually painful to watch. Like... It felt as if someone broke every bone in my body and then proceeded to cut my limbs and left me to die.
    Great job. Each video I die, only to be resurrected when you upload again.
    P.S. How will pizza get a job now?

    • @regulusfusionai2050
      @regulusfusionai2050 5 лет назад +3

      how will pizza get a job now?

    • @maxhughes6001
      @maxhughes6001 5 лет назад +1

      ok anke

    • @nice-ne4io
      @nice-ne4io 5 лет назад +4

      Watching Carson’s videos is like someone has starved you for 2 days, broken your bones and cut your limbs and then told you to run a marathon. It’s a terrible experience

    • @damieng6650
      @damieng6650 5 лет назад +5

      This video personally reached through my screen, grabbed me by my thick gamer neck, and smashed my head against broken glass shards all while laughing and chanting, “How will pizza get a job now?”

  • @JustThatGuyYT
    @JustThatGuyYT 3 года назад +13

    You don't know how much I miss this. I miss hearing about smp live and not dream smp where all their fans ruined it and on top of that their wack ass roleplay that was going on

  • @altersox3988
    @altersox3988 5 лет назад +192

    5:19 Twelve-year-old boy playing minecraft beta as his parents argue in the background. *2010, Recolorized.*

    • @TubboDaKittyCat
      @TubboDaKittyCat 4 года назад +1

      TiK_ *2010 Minecraft didnt come out until 2009. Lol

    • @altersox3988
      @altersox3988 4 года назад +2

      @@TubboDaKittyCat I've been playing minecraft for a while, i should have known that lmao

  • @expanddong3205
    @expanddong3205 5 лет назад +622

    Bruh beta minecraft be looking like 2014 pocket edition lmao

    • @basharghazawna9393
      @basharghazawna9393 5 лет назад +1

      Dong Kong The First the pe is based off the beta dum fuk

    • @latrellwilson5182
      @latrellwilson5182 5 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @fornsphin
      @fornsphin 5 лет назад +3

      @@basharghazawna9393 did you hear that fly over your head? WOOOOSH

    • @bri-ep4yd
      @bri-ep4yd 5 лет назад +1

      wasn’t it called minecraft lite

  • @lukeofender2071
    @lukeofender2071 5 лет назад +10

    "There will be a great Reckoning" is now my favorite response to any and every minor inconvenience

  • @killluaxjaywing6191
    @killluaxjaywing6191 5 лет назад +1815

    You forgot about the best part of vanilla minecraft (Inhales) *DUPLICATING*
    Edit: Holy Cram my most liked comment thx a lot

  • @Uberkritz
    @Uberkritz 5 лет назад +92

    "I have a diamond sword, I would like to see him try to kill me"
    -man that got killed

  • @cerb1221
    @cerb1221 4 года назад +4

    i love how it went from schlatt tormenting carson to carson tormenting schlatt. And how carson can actually fight them with nothing

  • @Gumisprettygood
    @Gumisprettygood 5 лет назад +50

    “Carson do you want to live with me”
    No I want to live with josh
    “Okay never mind :(“

    • @crackinbonez
      @crackinbonez 5 лет назад +2

      His voice is so innocent too it hurts

    • @arjund2018
      @arjund2018 5 лет назад

      Best part is that they literally live in the same house

  • @matthewhill893
    @matthewhill893 5 лет назад +110

    Mojang really should add like a special event in old Beta Minecraft where Herobrine just spawns somewhere near you.

  • @Broomstick0
    @Broomstick0 4 года назад +29

    I’m sad that they never continued with this

  • @h4t602
    @h4t602 5 лет назад +126

    Carson repeatedly trying to rob Schlatt and Conar Eat Pant amused me too much.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +2

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    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 5 лет назад +9

      Wdym Rob he was trying to get his stuff back

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 5 лет назад

      They stol frum Carson

    • @h4t602
      @h4t602 5 лет назад

      Toad oof my bad lol

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 лет назад +519

    In it’s finest mankind is a philosopher asking and attempting to answer great questions: “Is there a God?”, “What’s the meaning of life?”, “What does it mean to be a good person?”, “Do we have free will?”, “Is there life after death?”, and “Is our universe just a simulation?”. These questions send the greatest minds of every generation to search for answers and understand the very meaning of our existence. But what question ascends above those that have been pondered without answer for centuries? “Whose getting the best head?” This brilliant question, of course refers to the now infamous image of Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving oral sex from their female counterparts (presumably taking place at some point after Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, the second movie in the franchise, in which the chipmunks meet and court their female counterparts). Their female counterparts are the Chipettes, a girl band of chipmunks consisting of: Jeanette, Brittany, and Eleanor. Alvin is receiving head from Brittany, Simon from Jeanette, and Theodore from Eleanor. Now that we have established the basics of the image we can begin to consider arguments for and against each chipmunk. For the sake clarity it is assumed that any reader has already analyzed the image in question.
    The argument in favor of Theodore consists of three points. Firstly, Theodore likely has the smallest penis (evidenced by his low self esteem throughout the franchise). This would allow Eleanor to most easily preform fellatio. Secondly, Eleanor is a large girl, she knows how to eat. Her weight suggests that her mouth is a precision machine, which might give her an advantage in oral sex. Thirdly and finally, it could be argued that Theodore has ascended to a higher state based on the expression on his face and his relaxed posture. If this is true, Theodore has a strong case for best head.
    Working against Theodore is a strong point. He is clearly fast asleep. This means one of two things: either the head was so stale that he passed out, or the head is so good and he’s falling asleep from post nut bliss (but then she shouldn’t be sucking). This simple reality calls into question the quality of the head that Theodore is getting.
    Alvin is certainly reacting much more strongly than his brothers, this perhaps shows a superior experience. Most blowjobs do not lead men to doing the jumpman. Alvin may be a chipmunk, but he’s not a chumpmunk, and this ain’t his first rodeo. He’s been shown to be the coolest in his crew and as such has likely gotten some spectacular head in his time. A man of experience reacting as strongly as he is indicates Brittany’s potentially fantastic dome skills.
    The quality of Alvin’s experience hinges on the quality of his relationship. Brittany is shown to be the most popular of the Chipettes and thusly may not feel the need to put in the same amount of effort that Eleanor and Jeanette likely are, lack of enthusiasm could be harming her performance. Throughout the movies and source material, Alvin is a dramatic individual who often overreacts to situations creating comedic relief. It is not just possible, but likely, that his over the top reaction is not because he’s getting his soul sucked out, but because he wants to boost the ego of his girl. While this is a valiant effort, blowjobs aren’t theater, they’re honest to god work.
    Lastly is Simon. The nerd, the quiet observer, the self proclaimed “smart one”. His geeky status may mean that this is his first sexual experience, and his equally nerdy girlfriend may be for the first time giving head. In the movies, Jeanette is shown to be the most quiet and conservatively dressed of the Chipettes. This prudish lifestyle could be evidence that she won’t get freaky with it.
    As always in life, looks can be deceiving. Simon and Jeanette are in a committed relationship. It is cannon that they find love in one another. And the notion that because Jeanette is a nerd she doesn’t give bomb head is foolish. Simon is having an out of body experience while Jeanette slobs on his knob like it’s an acorn. This is not her first time.
    In conclusion, Simon is getting the best head. He has no reason to fake a reaction, he isn’t asleep, his girl is putting in effort, and his face says it all. His damn legs are lifting off the couch like the lord is pulling him to heaven. While many of mans great questions must go forever unanswered, “Who’s getting the best head?” can finally be put to rest.

    • @unknownguymandude2444
      @unknownguymandude2444 5 лет назад +57

      nah man, simons a hella virgin, hes overreacting, since hes never got head

    • @blinq217
      @blinq217 5 лет назад +22

      I think this is copied and pasted

    • @thanosdione7746
      @thanosdione7746 5 лет назад +40

      Imagine falling asleep from post nut syndrome

    • @thesauceman9132
      @thesauceman9132 5 лет назад +40

      @@unknownguymandude2444 silence, alvinist. the grown-ups are talking.

    • @DeathSorcerer508
      @DeathSorcerer508 5 лет назад +25

      nah chief, simon's got his foreskin MAD tangled in some braces

  • @ritodaman
    @ritodaman 5 лет назад +30

    They turned this series into a mafia fairly quickly..

  • @David-gm7zj
    @David-gm7zj 5 лет назад +150

    my parents are arguing in the background as i watch this

  • @thatnflweeb7023
    @thatnflweeb7023 5 лет назад +222

    *TNT by CaptainSparklez has entered the chat*

  • @CrazyGamingPsychos
    @CrazyGamingPsychos Год назад +2

    3:51 I think what's extra funny about this part is, the twitch alert plays the MOMENT he places the door, like it was a victory "bling"

  • @VBV_OFFICIAL
    @VBV_OFFICIAL 5 лет назад +48

    I like that Ted isn’t in the description lol
    His channel was taken by Big Lion

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +35

    That old cobblestone texture alone is bringing back so many good memories. Seeing how far Minecraft has come makes me glad that I grew up with it

    • @georgebamber6871
      @georgebamber6871 5 лет назад

      I know and the old looking food like porkchop with the thick black outline

  • @TDashLIVE
    @TDashLIVE 4 года назад +5

    20:24 "Stop making this so difficult!"
    "*AAAAAAAHH!*"

  • @GoldKnightProduction
    @GoldKnightProduction 5 лет назад +135

    You guys gonna install the Minecraft Pistons mod?

  • @2yearoldeastercandy935
    @2yearoldeastercandy935 5 лет назад +78

    The abhorrent lighting and “ou” is giving me ptsd flashbacks

  • @hudbudthedudhudbudthedud5252
    @hudbudthedudhudbudthedud5252 2 года назад +13

    Kinda upsetting that they will never all play together again. The relationship between them I think will always be broken and Carson will never talk with schlatt or Ted or any of them publicly or even make a video together

    • @gone.109
      @gone.109 Год назад +1

      Sad reality

    • @Vingus
      @Vingus Год назад +5

      Because those two will probably never speak to him again and he accepts that.

  • @mollyellis04
    @mollyellis04 5 лет назад +117

    The animals clipping thru the floor are giving me nightmares

  • @tap.water.
    @tap.water. 5 лет назад +102

    Carson you should make a base somewhere else like the evil wizard that lives over the hills or something and you just very rarely come down and commit treason among those who have ruined you as vengance.

  • @thedipermontshow
    @thedipermontshow 2 года назад +5

    Ngl, It's a damn shame that this wasn't gone for more videos.
    It was a solid 2 videos ngl.

  • @vohanxz
    @vohanxz 5 лет назад +77

    Minecraft Beta 1.0: Running? why don't have that
    Jshlatt: *Happiness Noises*

  • @hdsn.b
    @hdsn.b 5 лет назад +107

    Next week on Minecraft, The gang makes a Herobrine spawner and it doesn't go so well...

  • @AFrame06
    @AFrame06 5 лет назад +75

    It’s been over a week WHENS THE NEXT ONE CARSON

  • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
    @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 5 лет назад +41

    17:19 Holy shit that was such a fuxking chance
    He could have built a giant tower, jumped into the water and run away like a madlad

    • @alexporter2687
      @alexporter2687 5 лет назад +2

      Actually in beta you still take fall damage even if you jump in water, so he couldn't

    • @staryoshi06
      @staryoshi06 5 лет назад

      @@alexporter2687 uh, no?

    • @t.e.a.mx2816
      @t.e.a.mx2816 5 лет назад +3

      staryoshi06 yes if its one block of water u take damage
      I would always die from that bs

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 5 лет назад

      Well thats an oof for me

  • @boyos
    @boyos 5 лет назад +54

    When the updates are so scarce you have to make them yourself

  • @DingusButDead
    @DingusButDead 4 года назад +6

    "Break your knees" is so fucking powerful

  • @ericjoseph4203
    @ericjoseph4203 5 лет назад +24

    "I can make anything an entrance"
    [Sticky Fingers]

  • @_.ultranova._
    @_.ultranova._ 5 лет назад +16

    4:51 I’ve never heard Carson laugh that hard before

  • @4zy1
    @4zy1 2 года назад +10

    Really wish they brought this back.

  • @ruthlesskiwi6545
    @ruthlesskiwi6545 5 лет назад +7

    3:52 the timing of the door placement and donation is priceless