as an unbiased viewer, that ravager one with the obama was really funny and i think the guy who did that is funny and cool and you guys should like him
Yo, last night I woke up at 3:40 in the morning from a nightmare. Then I started watching youtube, and stumbled on your videos, I've been binging for a couple hours now. I've realized that no matter how bad life gets, at least I'm not as bad as cull me darson
The world with the failed Aether portal and the “hello once again audience” sign really hit close to home with me LMAO i used to watch tobuscus minecraft LP so much when i was younger
me too so many people tryna make him feel bad and its so annoying, any video callmecarsons voice is in im happy and if hes not uploading then im not happy.
I saw this originally from schlatt and Wilbur’s perspective and I was so confused that there was never an explanation for carson joining the realm
Yes me too
I can now see both of the perspectives and it’s perfect
What's the video? I want to see it
@@Zebra-de8od it's the one with TNT raining from the sky
@@stephaniesendra4556 thanks
*Iron golem hanging by a noose*
“Oh no...this isn’t a Costco at all.”
I just went down here at comments, I see this as soon as the iron golem is shown.
At what part of the video? Oh and.... good job great joke
It might not be Costco, but its Costo employees!
duck > goose
It’s a McDonalds
So THIS is why Carson just popped in on the Bladez episode.
The plot twist is revealed
The extended universe
CallMeCarson Cinematic Universe
wait,,, bLADEZ EPISODE?
where can i watch it
The real family Guy funee moments were the friends we made along the way
Christian Cummings funnny
funee laffmann but was it the journey not the destination
@@dischargepuddle8232 imch just cumed
Ims is arnt gets thine Jake haha funye
Boooooooo.
17:00 I love how Carson was about to apologize to his microphone for accidentally hitting it
That is awesome
LMAOOO
Chad move
ca(nada)rson
I love the different methods people use to clickbait carson and the others to join their base. Its like a shitty version of youtube video titles
When ur too broke to get RUclips
bananasinfrench youtube... is free...
anodyne l mfw when I can’t buy youtueb 😔😔😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
bananasinfrench I relat 😖😖😖✌️😔🙏🙏
Guys someone r/wosh him guys
If one person dies everyone dies
Me remembering jschlatt has 200 deaths in smp live
It going to be 20 second long
@Dominick Schwutke to hard you would have to be insanely good to time it
I love that the first words said are 'Oh no' that just radiates Carson.
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"Be there or be square."
Says Carson, who's head makes a 180 degree angle with his neck.
😭
i guess you can say.... *he wasnt there*
Mayro fanboi
269 subs btw
But thats......how necks work????
Did I hear... who’s joe?
Joe Mama .
Joe Papa
Joe Swanson
Ligma ballz
I heard he freinds with Ugey
Dudeeee the part where Carson joined Wilbur's realm I remember when I watched that video that shit felt like a crossover
What video?
@@kingchickenwing4887 Wilbur TnT video
@@rikyoktapandi1016 thank you
as an unbiased viewer, that ravager one with the obama was really funny and i think the guy who did that is funny and cool and you guys should like him
It was you wasn’t it
@@blockbreaker8839 no it wasnt block breaker dumb bitch
Cargson
ravgae
Carson's best quote:
"what are you doing step brother"
thanks for quoting the start of the video, I think I missed that one bro
That's a Gigguk reference
Bruh
『』 I don gigguk created the meme
“Jschlatt”?
That’s a strange way of saying *Blades*
"Blades"?
That's a strange way of saying *ladder man*
Judae Judae I don’t think I can up that one
More like Bladez
Blades you mean * the demonic figure from slimecicles video*
@@bizlypequeno8361 i think you mean Bl4dez
"Let me in, let me in!"
ungodly scream
17:06
Perfectly cut scream
17:28 *forget the aether portal fail wtf are on the sides of it*
the left one is an aether portal, and the right one a chest portal
Sure minecraft is cool, but have you heard about Sans being in smash
He's in alright...
... _as a Mii fighter._
Some guy HES IN AT LEAST
I am still waiting for The cross and The giorno theme piano
People are too hyped and too mad about that. He's only a mii costume
yes i have
There’s going to be a RUclips war with Carson’s gremlins against Pewdiepie’s 9 year old gang
carson has probably a 50th of active fanbase, so it wont turn out well
@@ballslord4385 yeah but Carson's gremlins are fkn gremlins my guy it won't end good for anyone
Isabella Kornmueller especially for those in the middle
@@hhhhhh-ik7ko yeah that's probably true
I like both tho :(
17:28 they uh not gonna talk about the chest portal or the glow stone portal
10:30 still one of my favorite clips to date
Perfectly cut scream
The tone of the scream is also perfect
17:08 that sounded genuine i'm actually worried is carson okay
Ben Dover no
Sans no
He is fucking dead
While they might not have any Family Guy fuuny moments anymore, at least they still have “hot”
How to properly clean your metal computer this isn’t funny nor clever, stop like botting yourself loser
Actually fuck off
@@AtomicTheSniper REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Here before 1k likes
why is everyone pissed at this guy
Yo, last night I woke up at 3:40 in the morning from a nightmare. Then I started watching youtube, and stumbled on your videos, I've been binging for a couple hours now. I've realized that no matter how bad life gets, at least I'm not as bad as cull me darson
cull me darson is a cool youtube wym
Um.. hehahehaha
Inspirational
John, no.
Haha dude you fool it is not cull me darson you have misspelled his name you cretin get out
16:47 Just a replay button for me.
One of the best clips of Carson ever
The world with the failed Aether portal and the “hello once again audience” sign really hit close to home with me LMAO
i used to watch tobuscus minecraft LP so much when i was younger
you should thank me for that very sign
@@dant1n What a Chad.
Disappointed, i am, carson. Not enough gay there is.
Hey yoda, hows the MKULTRA cia mind control project going?
@@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769 wrong timeline, it was, numbers they wanted they did.
Yoda I mean, there’s a reason why Jschlatt was doing something with Wilbur in a small server and he attacked anyone who entered the server
@@placeholder8768 blades*
How’s your ketamine addiction?
14:38 I wanted him to bring back the “we will eliminate the middle class”
5:10 my jaw DROPPED.
Awooga
pain.
traves face reveal is in the prizes for the fundraising event right?
pretty sure !!
How about schlatt’s face
Yeah, though you can see his face in his tagged posts on instagram. It's still exciting though
he has pics of himself on twitter, but an official face reveal would be pretty cool
i hope it was his idea and hes not being forced or anything
pewdiepie: doesn't do 12 hour livestream
carson: *_fine, i'll do it myself_*
hes on a honeymoon let him chill
@@esshieldd lol hes home. look at his uploads
@@Mario-vs1qm bruh you can record before you go on tripp bruh.. More like a bruh momentos irf i can say bruh. bruh
@@NoastalgiLuffareLife are you a bruh dumbo?? he uploaded a honeymoon video bruher
Not funny
Didnt laugh
“Be there or be square.”
Me: *becomes WillNEs head*
Jawsh: walks into Green Top gay bar
Carson: The sound of a soul being released from his body, wracked with eternal depression and pain
10:04 YANKEE WIT NO BRIM
At 14:48 I was waiting for him to say "I will eliminate the middle class"
the chickens were all named "the middle class"
Obama's last name is Gaming, how do you not know that? He was a major part of the Call of Duty Company™...
This man is on a whole new level
He figured out obama's last name
Obama kjelberg
What if Obama's last name was trump, and obama was trumps black brother? It disgusts me just thinking of it
@@isaacthecold3802 holy shit dude you got it
14:54 "I will eliminate the middle class"
16:46 to this day, one of my absolute favorite moments. I still crack up seeing this
17:28 "they fucked up the aether portal" but there's a functioning one right beside it
I've had the silvertfish problem when building too... in creative. Infested stone bricks appear before normal bricks in the menu.
hmm
Oh boy I can't wait for September 7th 2019 for that stream!
No one knows Obama’s last name cuz it’s in enchantment table language
And yet enchantment table language is completely readable
Austin H. 🥴🥴🥴
হ্যামবার্গার is Obama's last name
Mr.Šįr that’s his middle name joebama
something about watching this now feels eerie, I miss him
real
@@buddahmonk36dawg hes back😭😭
17:32 imagine seeing a threatening notification on your phone saying "ALTRIVE POOPING EVERYWHERE!?"
The 12 hour live stream starts at 8:00pm in England looks like I’m pulling an all nighter
where is it?
When Carson calls PewDiePie stupid:
Me: I don't know where my side at
You are on pewdiepie's side.
You are on Carson’s side
Sounds like he made the biggest mistake of his RUclips/twitch career
Ascanio Lampada I’m on Carson’s side better comedy
with carson ofc
7:52 never thought I would hear Jacksfilms in a CallMeCarson MC video.
“Be there or be square”. I just straight away think of Johnny saying that and Mark going “ and nobody wants to be a square”
9:14 when you hit your friend and all his dogs start chasing you
Am I the only one that thinks it's kinda cute when Carson goes "oh this poor sap"
Madeline yes
*sees* *title* well that was a mistake on your part, really.
The kind of comedy Carson provides is mind-numbingly beautiful.
"Lemme in! Lemme in!"
Top ten moments before disaster
this video is aggressively 2019
no one:
Carson: *what are you doing step brother?*
Can’t believe it’s actually over
Damn where did it go wrong
17:09 perfectly cut screams
17:08 the absolute fear on Carson's face is so good
“What are you doing step bro?”
*screaming*
carson: don't go in the "Green Top Gay Bar"
josh: **goes to the door**
carson: JOSH
josh: **goes inside**
carson: *NOOOOOO-*
Yeah that’s what happened
_Carson you weren’t uploading daily so I just assumed you were dead._
this video will always be tainted for me as "the video i tried to show to a group of people only for it to not be funny enough"
real
16:35 when you get sick and can feel yourself becoming delirious
13:14 "BURN"
13:30 "Burns the house down"
13:42 "Wait why"
Bruh you asked for it
17:05 is the purest form of terror I’ve ever seen
carson encountering another person with the same skin:
duel of the fates: gradually becomes louder
good old days. before the fog
I'm just trying to pretend that the recent situations with Carson never happened
me too so many people tryna make him feel bad and its so annoying, any video callmecarsons voice is in im happy and if hes not uploading then im not happy.
You say as you comment about the situation
"This is NOT rats..."
*muffled explosion*
"These are CREEPERS!"
Imagine saying you want to host meme review in one stream, then call him absolute garbage in the next. Real slick Carson
just trying to use pewdiepie to become relevant in the MC community. pathetic tbh
@@jmm616 calm down Jon
@@jmm616 Jon, calm down
Jon Jon calm down hon
@@jmm616 its called a joke
I'm still waiting for someone to post that on pewds sub-reddit
3:38 when you and your friends roof a tennis ball
17:06 deserves to be on perfectly cut screams Twitter
9:27 7 year old me is crying just remembering how it didnt work
CallMeCarson: Exist
Server: *chuckles* i'm in danger
Big sad, please say it isn't so, Carson.
17:29 Carson doesn’t even notice the portal made out of fucking chests, and the nether portal made out of glow stone
***how***
Let's give this young man a small case of 1 million Minecraft diamonds.
14:50 now that's an "I will eliminate the middle class" moment
"They say don't judge a book by it's cover, but when the cover's all you see"
_the crossover vibes of carson joining wilbur and jschlatt _*_i find it funny that they were together honestly_*
I miss him
Carson calls PewDiePie stupid
Carson also laughs at a sign that says fart
Lol
9:48 Itadaki Seieki is a pretty good hentai, definitely reccomend.
Carson is just the big jeally of PewDiePie
carson accidentally igniting the tnt and leaving the server is peak comedy
It's surreal to see the Wilbur soot and Schlatt part from Carson's perpective. I now have context and clarity for that event.
maybe its been years since i genuinely smiled
“Cant find my mom at Walmart”
Me:has WWII flashbacks
Showed up in my recommended, truly hope he's doing alright
A few allegations doesnt change what he's done for me
@@terminalterry8628 what the duck is ur name
carson said bad things to pewdiepie Council of watersheep didnt like that now he pays for it with silverfish
All bow down to council of wötrsheep
*in swedish voice* For Water sheep
*council of beetroot
'why do people always want us to do thhe, the dirty doo?'
one second later
'you wanna join lust?'
Carson: why do people keep on wanting us to do the dankey-doo?
Also Carson: *joins a realm named lust*
I miss carson.
i used to think they would add the aether in vinilla minecraft and was dissipointed every update
Carson: *wants to get every achievement in survival*
How did we get here?: “You’re gonna have a bad time”
This just proves we are the only ones who watch antvenom
Carson: Pewdiepies minecraft videos suck
Me: say sike right now
The return of goose
Guys during the goop charity event there is gonna be a goal and its gonna be travis's face