10:22 Carson: "Your only blowing us up" Schaltt: "isn't that the goal?" Carson: "no" Schallt: "and then act like we dont know nobody" the pure discrepancy of that joke is amazing, no one even noticed how he instinctively quoted a vine.
His girlfriend (Carson considered her be, anyway) cheated on him with Fitz and apparently like 5 other guys. Naturally, he deleted a bunch of videos with Fitz in it
Dream Salad they were never a couple, but they did hang out with him. she had a pre-existing relationship with her manager, essentially used Carson for clout, slept with Fitz, got called out, and blamed a mental disorder for her fuck-ups
gamer dudes, and dudettes. when it comes to keeping your gaming gear at peak performance, oh the game people play, ill tell ya. really? a lot of you game assassins seem to think that skill alone is gonna get you in the victory lane. as you go leaping from level to level, room to room then world to world, theres little to no effort. ohh planet rangers, you wanna know a dirty little secret? yuh-huh? do ya? do ya? well youre not gonna get there if your gears all crapped up with gamer gunk, dust, chip dip, greasy sticky slimy game residue! its a fact! dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear; and may even crash, and burn! ohhh noo! you can't do it dirty. you gotta do it clean. and heres how: this stuff, right here, right here this stuff, this is the good stuff, the right stuff, the dust-off stuff. the only stuff you should use to clean your gear. first, cause it works (duh). second, when used properly its completely safe. and third, because it's the best stuff out there, according to experts, like me! let's get cleaning. i took too long making this im sorry
MS Paint Daily sadly this was recorded early july :// i already watched jschlatts vod for it & got really bummed out when i realized thats what the vid was
@@victoriacotton2493 I didnt. Jschlatt hid most of the vod and only really tried doing stuff towards the end. Here we get to see what Carson was up to.
This video is funny, but don't let that distract you from the fact that Travis fought in the Confederacy during the U.S Civil War, April 12, 1861 - April 9, 1865.
I made a comment on Carson's previous video for which I said "Carson is gonna come back ripped af and pummel fitz." Carson's ripped minecraft character just pummeled fitz to the ground. I'm fulfilled.
Fits: “Best drawing gets to stay a week at the MisFits” Me: “So at the MisFits house, activities in the house are there following: scared to death on every corner, some demons in the corner, weird shit on everyone floor and counter, and lastly.....most likely rape” Also Me: “Why not”
Schlatts version of this stream was just him walking around very confused
That’s every Minecraft stream of his
@@PatchworkRose567 yeah
Miller Slays he’s like swagger but without the drugs, which makes him a million times more deadly
@@millerslays1847 they say enemies are a projection of ones self
“Youre only blowing us up”
“Schlatt: “isnt that the goal? Then act like we dont know nobody?”
Are you saying you don't understand the joke?
@@brady_6692 no he isnt
@@kattny how do you know?
@@brady_6692 that kind of comment doesn't mean they don't understand it, just their favourite part.
@@kattny yeah I misread the comment
Hey parents, middle school bullies don't grow up to be crackheads.
They grow up to be sweaty men playing minecraft with their boyfriends
Stop it today, by visiting our local gun shop!
MS Paint Daily how much?
@@MSPaintDaily who needs guns when you have knives
No these are the people who got bullied
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html Here is a cute panda
Its hard for me to believe English is traves’ first language
SapphireGames there is no way
He’s actually an alien.
SapphireGames I cccan’t believe it
No you overexempt him.
Yet you couldn’t even spell Travis.
jschlatt: im a pvp god.
*2 minutes after*
jschlatt: im only good at farming.
He's the purple titan
Schlatts a pvp god only when teamed up with actual good pvpers, he seems to be as good as the person he plays with
Dank Memer69-420normieslayerxXx they call him: the kameleon
10 minutes after
I'm in the god spot
“Cheating... is the only way”
- jschlatt, a genius businessman
*read replies for the epic funny
"Carson joins the fight"
Abilities:
Spawns skeletons by sneeze
thats a bnha quirk right there
Guys it must be my lucky day because I woke up and found diamond blocks under my pillow
Sounds uncomfortable
Congrats
Guys I found the fucking enderdragon under my bed wtf
Ok epic
Don’t trust it Herobrine put them there don’t do anything
jschlatt: i love you
Traves: Oh.....
Jschlatt: nevermind....
@Cat CAT YT cat
@Cat Food spaghett
@@penistownlawyer3587 fuck, take the cat away, ьолк is here
Brush where
@@Hannah-le1sy look for it in a VOD, i'm thinking of the jschlatt one
should be in the comments
The CallMeCarson lore has a lot of foreshadowing
True
I know right it’s so strange it’s like the universe knew it was coming
He predicted Minecraft Steve in Smash and the was introduced, also getting cheated
UH OHHHH
sadly
10:22
Carson: "Your only blowing us up"
Schaltt: "isn't that the goal?"
Carson: "no"
Schallt: "and then act like we dont know nobody"
the pure discrepancy of that joke is amazing, no one even noticed how he instinctively quoted a vine.
Sch... Schallt?
He shallty
Jschallt be wildin
That’s the main goal,to blow up
i think carson did because he was like “sh-shut up” in the way you do when someone is making a reference
My man beats up the Misfits then has a date with Pokimane, alpha male
funny you should say that cause fitz just streamed with her today too
@@tahseenkhan3629 But Fitz didn't have a date with Yoda, DID HE?
BETA MALE
Fitz snagged her from Carson now, Fitz is Alpha Daddy;)
This aged wonderfully
"Ye boop"
How can one be so cute, but also be one of the Goop boys.
Might as well be Doppio
@@terminallyblue206 Moshi moshi, Doppio des
iGhost WHY ARE YOU RIGHT AAAAAAAA
iGhost BRRR-RING-RING-RING-RING-RING
Travis falling down irl while on snack mission, that's SO Travis of him
That wasn't very cooper of you
One World Trade Center That wasn’t very Schlatt of you
I'm glad he unprivated this. I think Carson's getting over what happened to him, and for that I'm happy.
wait im new to carson..... what happened?
His girlfriend (Carson considered her be, anyway) cheated on him with Fitz and apparently like 5 other guys. Naturally, he deleted a bunch of videos with Fitz in it
Dream Salad they were never a couple, but they did hang out with him. she had a pre-existing relationship with her manager, essentially used Carson for clout, slept with Fitz, got called out, and blamed a mental disorder for her fuck-ups
I don't think anything I said is at odds with what you said, but that is a helpful addendum
Nairs Personally I feel like she mislead him into thinking she was his girlfriend for the clout
Long ago the 2 nations lived in harmony
ClumsyBATEMAN underrated comment
Humans and Betrayals like fitz
Nice Deltarune or undertale reference
FNaF Fan - Tapes It’s from Avatar the last air bender, how could that be from undertale. Learn the game before you assume my guy XD
@@ChampionGamer1000 but the beggining of undertale said there was two *insert word*, humans and monsters
“Cheating... is the only way”
- jschlatt, a genius businessman
*read replies for the epic funny
Therealvahl no, its not cheating if its shlatt
It's not gay if it's Schlatt
Doc had the same mindset. Jschlatt is a champion confirmed.
crea the chi boi that’s why he’s 90000 dollars in debt
Jschlatt is only the most famous of entrepreneurs
5:39
Schlatt: "There's a hooligan at the end of this tunnel."
Carson: *Sneezes*
*Skeleton spawns randomly in tunnel*
AHH!
Great moment 10/10
Carson sneezed so hard a skeleton came into existence
Carson sneezed the skeleton into existence
12:50 ‘cscoop was blown up by skeleton’
*WHAT*
This really is a Youtooz Replay Moment
This really be a bruh momentum
*extreme fear and confusion*
*mom pick me up I'm scared*
*Visible confusion*
2019: wow, this is a funny video!
2020: tHiS dIdN’t AgE wElL
Lets be honest, nothing has aged well in 2020
ThatLad OverThere damn you right...
that silent fitz 1v1 too...
I mean, 7/8 of it is funny
14 year olds rushing to an old video including fitz to type "This didn't age well...."
"schlatt how do you spell pvp?"
"p.... uh oh!"
Didn’t you and Schlatt absolutely destroy them in Minecraft Mondays already? Well, now they’re gonna have to experience it a second time
Facts.
How to properly clean your metal computer fucj
He carried technoblade so hard
No this was like 4 months ago, Carson's behind with editing
gamer dudes, and dudettes.
when it comes to keeping your gaming gear at peak performance, oh the game people play, ill tell ya.
really?
a lot of you game assassins seem to think that skill alone is gonna get you in the victory lane.
as you go leaping from level to level, room to room then world to world, theres little to no effort.
ohh planet rangers, you wanna know a dirty little secret?
yuh-huh? do ya? do ya?
well youre not gonna get there if your gears all crapped up with gamer gunk, dust, chip dip, greasy sticky slimy game residue!
its a fact!
dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear;
and may even crash, and burn!
ohhh noo!
you can't do it dirty. you gotta do it clean. and heres how:
this stuff, right here, right here this stuff, this is the good stuff, the right stuff, the dust-off stuff. the only stuff you should use to clean your gear.
first, cause it works (duh).
second, when used properly its completely safe.
and third, because it's the best stuff out there, according to experts, like me!
let's get cleaning.
i took too long making this im sorry
I loved the vine reference
“...Just blowing us up”
“ and act like you don’t know nobody”
ahkakak
nice pfp btw
Oh hey nice profile pic
No one:
My parents when I was born: 2:42
Jared DeRoche underrated comment
This is my favourite
I was thinking that when he said that lol
Nass Aba thank you❤️
how original
"We can get stal!"
"NO, NO WE CAN'T!"
The only thing I can think of when Schlatt eats an apple is
“Apple”
“Eat”
Yes
he’s fallen so far into madness since the wilbur challenges drove him to a kelp addiction
12:16 the way he turned oh my god
Famous last words: uh oh!
UH OH
Damn, he removed the link to Fitz's channel
I was confused why it wasn’t there, then I remembered
Oh shit
Damn bro, that's crazy
That’s a big yikes.
That’s the funniest part this video
everyone: Schlatt
Carson: _SCHLOTT_
It bothers me lol
I love the videos from this era man
connors crippling gambling addiction has tainted the rest of the gang
Woah whats this, Carson actually uploading like a normal person? This is madness!
Itd be great if said video wasn't recorded like, 2, 3 weeks-a month ago lmfao. But we'll take it.
MS Paint Daily sadly this was recorded early july :// i already watched jschlatts vod for it & got really bummed out when i realized thats what the vid was
@@victoriacotton2493 I didnt. Jschlatt hid most of the vod and only really tried doing stuff towards the end. Here we get to see what Carson was up to.
This is spartA
Like low key why does travis’s voice sound so adorable? Like I can’t be the only one who thinks that right?
I wanna pinch his cute cheek and lovingly slam my ass into his face
What the fuck. I agree with the first.
What the fucking fuckity fuck is the second
@@Someone-gy2rd A life goal
sometimes i forget travis is a whole 20 years old
@@silver_-_8976 Ah, so my fantasy isn't illegal after all. That's nice.
15:27 Travis tripping in the background made me crack up so hard 😂
Schlaat saying “uh oh” is the best thing on this planet
Oh lord I swear this stream was ages ago but it was so good so it's fine
link? i wanna watch it lmao
@@mika-ti7td here's Schlatts vod ruclips.net/video/LT1aPzXPrIo/видео.html and here's Carson's ruclips.net/video/uriMZ13Ttu0/видео.html
It was over 6 weeks ago
Bruh I got so confused while I was watching this. I was like this is familiar but different at the same time. Then I realized I watched Schlatts video
5:42 did Carson sneeze a skeleton into existence 😂
"youre not allowed to cross the ravine"
10 minutes later: is seen crossing the ravine
Everything here is either 10 months ago or 4 weeks ago, and there is no in between.
He private the video when the whole katarino drama with fitz, he put it back up 5 Months ago but he removed fitz channel link
@@adamtrott78 lol nerd
We took this era of youtube for granted
One day cram will be the only thing. Your clothes are cram. Your food is cram. Your house is cram. You are cram
The Cram is inevitable. All of our Mortal possessions and particles are finite. but not Cram, for it will supercede the foundations for our being
@@adamdesouza6153 the cram will become all of existence. We are cram. We are all cram
All is *_Cram_*
@@witheredtoashes9148 *_Cram universe cram universe_*
@@grogarty Cram will rule all.
12:12 you can literally hear Cooper scream "FUUCK!" from the other room before you actually hear his audio.
I saw the schlatt vod and now I can see Carson's view fantastic
same!
I feel like Carson’s haircut makes him Carson Ya know
the good old days. Missing them a lot lately.
fact
“ Misfits and associates vs Carson and his goons “ well he isn’t wrong
Nice bi flag :)
2005 Ford Five Hundred Limited You are a car
Bruh, I got excited when I got the notification, but I already watched schlatt’s entire VOD of this lol
Yep. Same lmao
Same. Still funny tho.
I was watching Carson's VOD like a week ago
Schlatt: There's a hooligan of the end of this tunnel
Carson: *sneeze*
Carson's mind: "he must be talking about me"
11:51 I like how you can hear cooper scream from the other room through carsons mic before he screams in game
mic delay
mic delay
0:45
*says you’re not allowed to cross to the other side*
13:00
**Is on the other side**
So, Fitz is a cheater, both in real life and in Minecraft.
DAMN!
Carson: “all you’re doing is blowing us up”
Schlatt: “isn’t that the goal, then act like we don’t know nobody”
19:19 a true business man
Carson's channel is the physical embodiment of chaotic dude energy.
i miss this
simpler times you could say
5:41
He has now tapped into his true power
Hey guys, Carson just uploaded. You know what that means? Its someone's lucky day!
Edit: holy shit, thanks for the likes
fuck
nice profile pic
10:25 whoever got that reference is god tier
Brockyy.j I understood that reference
Lydia Orr DOnt we all?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody
@Baby Moss 🧂
This video is funny, but don't let that distract you from the fact that Travis fought in the Confederacy during the U.S Civil War, April 12, 1861 - April 9, 1865.
God bless him
Carson is the parallel to fitz
And Schlatt is the parallel swagger
this aged like milk
luke warm Fr 😂
Not true carson aint a cheating bitch
8:25 stepbro im stuck help
Carson:
6:04 Carson looks so genuinely happy and proud about what he did
I remember watching Schlatts VOD on this a few weeks ago, I loved it. Seeing this but edited and in Carson's POV is just as great!
Nobody:
Elderlies: 11:36
"It's somebody's lucky day"
i got my first kiss today
I enjoyed it honey
@@ciangrant3042 same
Cian Grant same
@@ciangrant3042 same
Traves is my favorite person in the world. He’s so adorable.
This was an awesome video Carson. Seriously. Thank you. Also Joko, you’re doing great keep up the good work bro! Lots of love.
Simpler, Happier times
Misfits crew and Carson crew playing together, what a time to be alive!
"We beat up the Misfits in Minecraft"
*_Pumped Up Kicks slowly starts playing in the background_*
Glad that carson is getting better with the situation
*looks at camera*
“that’s what i call a pro gamer move”
[5 Seconds Later]
“AHHHHHHHHH-“
would you like some cram?
Traves went from 3 deaths to 7 deaths in one cut
Wish we could turn back time
"Friends in the video:
Cooper: (Link)
Travis: (Link)
Schlatt (Link)
...
Fitz reading the updated desc: 👁👄👁
Good old days
Bruh, this is some old stuff.
I'm starting to think this isn't the official Carson channel.
Its in the Official Channel's Channels list
Probably my favorite video of Carson’s. has literally everything
What even was that intro sound effect I’ve been searching for it longer than I should have
If you're referring to the "aaaaAAAAAAAAH" sound it's from a video of a seal😂 I think it's just called AAAAAAAAAAA but I'm not certain
it sounds like joko yelling but idk
Sounds like a generic screaming sound effect
It doesn’t matter who’s better at Minecraft what matters is who is funnier and that’s the Lunch Club
"Carson your haircut bothers me"
_Fitz_ ,
*My haircut bothers me*
Me:thinking hes gunna die
Carson:that's what's u call a pro gamer move
“I hope they fall off their dx racers“
i screamed
Hold the fuck on, does it fuckin say “cscoop was blown up by Skeleton”?
12:50
I made a comment on Carson's previous video for which I said "Carson is gonna come back ripped af and pummel fitz."
Carson's ripped minecraft character just pummeled fitz to the ground. I'm fulfilled.
i like how at 12:12 you can hear cooper yell from his room before you hear him in discord lmao
2:11 “Ohhhhh im gay”
-Cooper 2019
Carson: You’re making no progress. You-You’re only blowing us up.
Schlatt: Isn’t that the goal? And then we act like we don’t know nobody?
Superman: * flies around the earth *
Time: 9:58
Glad that he released the video, one of my favorites
"Its somebody's lucky day"
Carson’s sneezes are so powerful that they can summon skeletons in Minecraft
I was really excited to hear Schlatts “the creator of this map” joke
YO THIS VIDEO'S BACK
Yeah but if you check the description fitz RUclips link is gone
Fits: “Best drawing gets to stay a week at the MisFits”
Me: “So at the MisFits house, activities in the house are there following: scared to death on every corner, some demons in the corner, weird shit on everyone floor and counter, and lastly.....most likely rape”
Also Me: “Why not”
Don't let this video distract you from the fact that wood fired pizza.
how's pizza gonna get a job now?
“I’m in the god spot”
We cant all assure that well get yootooz figures
But theres one thing we can assure
Traves having a mid life crisis mid through the game
The golden era
I love how you can hear scoops echo before he screams fuck at 12:08
fitz: carson, your haircut bothers me
carson: *pulls out an uno reverse card except it's facing himself*
10:19 one of my favorite JSchlatt moments