I killed Pokimane's dogs in Minecraft...
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2019
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I killed Pokimane's dogs in Minecraft... 
Игры
Like how at the start he's really awkward and nervous and at the end she's just another one of his victims
no words
This has 666 likes
@@andrive LOLLLL funny number
My thought exactly
High Definition not for Carson.
Most people: wow pokimane is really pretty .
Carson: I love shroud
He has his priorities
I am the 1800th like
I love shroud
@NotAPanCake I've come fro the future ,he is now on a dating show
Without make up she's not pretty
Did anyone else notice how traves gave pokimane a picture of carson when she asked for the virgin shroud special
Oof
WAIT REALLY HAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH this is why traves is one of my favorite
I noticed too
I didn't realize. I am now cackling
Good catch
Lmao Carson's chat literally put a bounty on Poki's dog
Lol
Must be Carson's chat!
thanks, i watched the video too.
I am laughing entirely too hard at the fact that someone paid you 100 dollars to murder a girl's fake dog
virtual*, it's not fake
Next he will follow fitz's lead and kill her sheep
Trie
You payed money for carson to be an alpha virgin forever
Anything can happen on the world’s youngest democracy server
Carson: *tries to confess to Pokimane*
Also Carson: "I love Shroud"
Bröther
Time stamp???
Carson: tries to confess to Pokimane
Also Carson: kills her dog
2:01
I love emilia irl
This was prime CallMeCarson, I miss this era
Same 😔
We all do my friend. If only we could turn back time
Bro didn’t even deserve to get cancelled the age gap wasn’t even bad
@@Attackhelicopter1744 fr Carson did literally nothing wrong
Me too my dude. right when he caught a spark too
30:15 carson’s true test
Pokimane: "your face is on your body"
Carson: "It usually is"
Carson the true ladies man
Yes
@Facts Machine man you're just so cool
“Do you know Fitz?”
*Why do I hear boss music?*
timestamp?
I'm here for the reply ;)
@@gavinjones7077 8:43
**Pokimane instantly gets banned**
ok boomer
You can’t have “Carson” without “Arson”
You just got me in the mood to burn down a shed.
@@theamazintaco06 Amen brother
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter
@Up in yo crib dawg 69 bruh you just stole the comment right above you 🤡
How to spell Carson: See, ARSON!
This dude is where I got 70% of my sense of humor, which is not something I will ever admit anywhere other than an anonymous online forum.
And here
opsec fail, you have your playlists public, I'm just that much closer to figuring out your identity
@@pantommy Yeah, and my username kind of gives it away too, so I’m not completely anonymous.
Carson sounds like he's trying to ask Pokimane to the school dance but he's too nervous the entire time
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
weird champ pepega moment bruh bruh
literally me
Hazel Fig so, did you ask them?
@@michaelbelcher8805 do you expect him to say "yeah i asked" after he said he didnt ask the entire day?
vrigin chad gamer interacts with girl for the first time (2019 colorized)
lmao what r u doing here
@@fivio8863 ok
LyrX ok
Too bad she's pregnant now
virgin and chad dont really go together
His true day of reckoning was the 5th of January.
AAAHAHAHAHAHGQGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAGAGAGAHAGAGHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shit.....
You ain’t wrong lol
That hurts
stop. putting. drama. here. i. just. want. to. binge. carson. in. silence.
“Yeah I don’t really like fitz” that ages poorly
tHaT aGeS pOoRlY stfu
MiguelIto why?
Oskar Fjørtoft it’s annoying and overused
Why?
@@silverdays2909 everything is fine now lol
Pokimane's chat: omg he's so awkward
Carson's chat: H A H A
P O O P Y
420'th liker
@@danishaiman198 like a boss
@@danishaiman198 Well, it's more than I thought I would get
Uh oh stinky poop poopy's funny
K I L L D O G
"how old a- how uh... how- what's your age" - carson 2019
wOw iT DiDnT AgE weLL! LeT mE rEpLY "this didnt age well"
Carson is a 14 year old
@@Number1LuckiFan Hol up
Can I have a timestamp?
Absolute mad chad
@MarieTheArtist * Cheers
17:15
Pokimane:"I'll give it a 2/10"
Keemstar:"you know what else is a 2/10?"
Wha?
@@solomonbardalez4285 boy you dumb as shit
@@peakbackup7072 Weill I don't get it either so I guess I'm a dumbass too lol
@@walkingglasses6264 pretty sure keem called poki a 2/10 on Twitter a while back
@@dynisty3929 yo thx for telling me that info i am not that up to date on like internet new and stuff on all the sides, thx
God damn it I miss him, laughed my ass off this video
He’s coming back!
Well I HAVE SOME NEWS ASWELL!!!
This is Carson’s first time talking to someone of the opposite gender. This is truly a historical moment
100th like
*o o f*
also sadly enough, not even relatable
He talked to Sara remember
VR DivideZ you’re really going to ignore his mother like that
@@strayble Carson wasn't born like any regular human, he was crafted from clay
“The dude speaks in cursive...” - Carson 2019
Is he wrong
15:32
How old are- how umm how- what's your age?
-Carson 2019
I was looking for this thank you
Ohuh
This didn’t age well
Oof
-Carson 2021
28:44 I saw it on Carson's face before he even said it.
She acts so confused in the presence of a true alpha.
SirNutcase You definitely donate to pokimane in hopes of getting her attention
SirNutcase the definition of alpha is Carson
@@sirnutcase8745 carson is alpha chad
@@sirnutcase8745 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@sirnutcase8745 rip
Carson getting genuinely angry at chat for calling him cringe is the best thing ever
@@PieterPeter-ud7wf 7:23 🗿
I love how ted starts doing the cram bit and Carson's like "from the top ted, roll it out" at 14:25
Damn I miss Carson
Me too bud, me too
same
"And if you close your eyes Eeeo Eeeeo, does it almost seem like nothing changed at all"
he is coming back
@@WoahNiceCrocs W H E N
Carson’s face the whole video be like: 🔴
Nothing new though
хахахахахаххахахахаххахах
I SAW THIS COMMMENT AND LOOKED AT HIS FUCMING WEB CAM BOX AND LOST IT KSNAKSNDKSK
Wyd spookwagen
You should put Tomato Emoji🍅
Carson: "I'm really nervous"
Also carson: Insults her and kills her dog
Also Carson: "how-wha-li-what's your age"
@@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 that was on purpose i think
He did so whilst being nervous.
Accidents happen
Sillimant so that’s why I’m alive
The fine line that this entire video walks between bit and actual awkwardness makes it a million times better
i love how pokimane is looking at carson's chickens then it just cuts to him burning then alive
Everyone’s making fun of how awkward Carson is but I mean this chad is playing Minecraft with pokimane
Bagel Master all these 12 year olds are mad
@@Owbe1 he is the 12 yr old
@@zexsin2117 ok 12 year old
@@HolyPetRel Haha you little fuck you
Zex Sin Hoesmad
This video is just the teacher pairing you up with your crush.
Pokimane likes carson
Ben Dover it was a joke, was it hard to tell?
Until you murder her two dogs for attention
@@OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED yikes white knight pokiW fan monkaW
@@nerox8531 r/whoosh
Pokemaine: whats a shlattcoin
Jshlatt: i feel like i need to be somewhere but i don't know where
30:08 this is basically how pokimane works...
Surprisingly way more accurate than I thoughht
XD
simplord (i would say simplady but that sounds weird)
LOL
Holy fuck
Fitz and Pokiman3: *Slightly Flirty*
Carson and Pokiman3: *M U R D E R*
Honestly enjoyed Carson’s more lmao
@@Johnny-wz6iq It's more interesting lol
@@MrTriple3D nah it was a lil awkward and hard to watch
@@nazeely9588 no u
@@tempusitc 17
This was Carson’s first female interaction ever
You do know hes had another girl in the server before right?
You do know it's a joke right?
what about sara 🥺🥺🥺
@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin r/wooosh
Don't forget about Toxxic guys...or is she Sara?
8:43 This aged like fine wine 🍷
That's an interesting comparison. I always use plastic
27:25 saving this for myself
What if we... watched shroud goes to Walmart......together? Jk haha.. unless..
You forgot the wet omojis
Haha I know you were joking. Unless you.....
12:29 After Pokiman3 called the zombie a “Mister”, you can see Carson realize that Poki is not a flawless Demigod, so he begins to make fun of her and slowly turn her insane like he does with all of his friends.
chinsaw2727 that is just a great explanation of his thought process.
no for he shall keep only her alive by his side as the human race is decimated so he can repopulate the earth with a pureblood race of shit posters.
chinsaw2727 ur any time he tries that with jschlatt, it has an opposite effect
Pokimane: “i look fresh as hell”
Carson: *looks at pokimane*
*CAVE 19 PLAYS*
This reminds me of simpler times
i was looking for this
Pokimane: You guys are gwoss
Carson: ... *no we're f u n n y*
Carson and his gang are just living shitposts
BounterTheHatter which is garbadge
whats the time stamp
@@chunkyorangutan1831 8:29
UnixRift nah we are B A B Y
His face is oddly much more red in this VOD, were gunna blame the white balance right?? RIGHT CARSON?!???
Come on man it's just heat
@@kuzey2513 yes, he's *in* heat.
@@MemesMcDreams yes, that's the joke
"Hey do you know Fitz?"
"Yeah I know Fitz"
"He should join us!"
"Nah I dont really like that guy. *laughs*"
“He’s gonna talk like really loudly and in bold”
-Carson
I got so much second-hand anxiety watching this.
Daniel Sambar *heavy breathing*
Its like a school child bullying his crush on the playground
Wonder why she have more fun with fitz
Meta Ford watch your fuckin mouth
Meta Ford no u poopyhead
Which one's which?
Edit: Lol, nevermind, watched through more, I totally get it.
Meta Ford Carson > Fitz
26:34 when he actually kills the dog
Carsons maniacal laughter at 29:25 is getting to me 😂
Pokimane: *Laughs*
Carson: *Heart rate increases*
I want his heart rate throughout his streams
Bruh so relatable
666 likes
Haha, well I was your 1000th and 1 like
Hes so cute trying to flirt w her
10:20 "Hello, I am a Waiter, I am Waiting"
"What's your name?"
*"Waiter"*
Walter
4 subs noob
@@HSTesh well at least I have 4 more than last time I checked
Fair enough
@@HSTesh 10 subs noob
simpler times...
So true… where did all the hair go?…
I am genuinely surprised at how good the dynamic between these two is.
Fitz: flirts with poki
Carson: bullies poki
Asserts dominance
I pretty sure he lost his chance at a Minecraft relationship
@@joel1674 alpha males have no time for weak things like relationships. Carson showed his strength and poki lost like a sore loser. Now that's epic.
He devolved back to third grade where the only way you could tell a girl you liked them was id you bullied them
@@N0lta21 You say that as if he ever evolved past the third grade in the first place.
Pokimane: That's your face on your body
Carson: _Nervous Laughter Intensifies_
That’s how it normally works
15:32 did not age well
Neither does his girlfriends
@@Eric-zz8rm haha funny 🙏
Haha funny not like I haven’t seen this joke about 10 times 😐
@@coolj3428 then don’t read it..
@@Eric-zz8rm Oh so I just gotta turn into Hellen Keller headass real quick
19:06 that literally made me wheeze
“I love Obama” - Pokimane
Jschlatt is fuming
I’m incredibly homosexual thinking the same
I WANT HER G O N E
I’m incredibly homosexual, but “Carson.... I want her gone. I want pokimane gone.”
Hey guess what I think she just got another boyfriend or something maybe it was someone else but I'm fairly certain it was her
Yeah just look up Optimus Pokememe. All her Simpsons left her to die
Rescue RAPscallion ʰᵘʰ
"This is not awkward chat, nothing is- here's awkward don't say that."
*Immediate Awkward Laugh*
Isn’t it obvious he likes her,poor man
@@username___1 I know right?
sO sAd :(
i am so entirely drunk
cool
One of the best carson videos and ive rewatched it multiple times
I could hear the fear in Carson’s voice throughout the whole video
“do you know Fitz? can i invite him?” even i felt that, what a blow
@Zoe DePaul it hurt me when I heard her say that, f for Carson
Bark
they played for 4 hours
How did you get that name xD
poki: "i wish i could zoom"
carson: oh i can.. here let me do it"
i can't breathe lmao
You could tell he was embarrassed afterward
Pokimane: crying over her dogs
Carson: haha sword go swoooshhh
We wouldn't be where we are right now if Carson just asked 15:32
She was legal
@@theycallmetray396 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@@theycallmetray396 no she wasnt she was 17 lol
@@ATBZ still legal
@@ATBZ 17 in most places is legal
guys dont tell him fitz and poki had minecraft beds placed next to each other.
He already saw it
And the pure anger and sadness just fill his stream even more
Carson is fuming
*inserts Arthur fist meme*
no wayyyyyyyyy
“Hey do you know fitz” is just when your crush talks about her crush in front of you
It has likes the perfect amount of them
8:44 he predicted time
We miss you man
“How old are... how... uh ummm... how?... what’s your age?”
Speech: 100
Edit: holy shit this aged poorly
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
[CHARISMA 11]
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Yikes...
this didnt age well.....
This is the equivalent of a kindergartener bullying his crush
Lol It's like that tweet where the girl told her crush to get of the school
weirdchamp
I still bully my crushes at grade 10💀
I used to have a crush on this beautiful girl I've met in high school but I was to scared to go up and say hi to her
dragonball slayer326 is this an unfinished story? Or just that
Bro I forgot Carson existed I fucking missed this man
Carson was so nervous such a sweet boi. Its nice he kinda was chill but nervous at the same time
bruh when she said “why can’t i kill anything you care about”, you should’ve told her that suicide is not a joke
That wouldve been hella smooth tbh
Mate you got a stack of likes
that's smoother than a baby's ass
ElRatonPoeta sssshh he just knows
@@funniman587 did you just assume my gender? 👹👹 LMAOO
Carson sounded like he was nervous a bit in this video.
a Bit...
hehehe
Subbed. Please, when you hit a million, just make a five second video saying “trump coin.”
no wonder when pokimains white knight army is behind every word you say
Carson's laugh is contagious. It's so nice, lmao
Carson playing with Loki really shows how much he bully’s her vs how much he helps and explains things to jaiden
8:43 “Hey do you know Fitz? - You should get him to join us.”
Carson: *”No, I don’t like him.”*
Kristian Masuga I genuinely hate Fitz so much
Fitz stole his girl XD
The way pokimane reacts to Fitz and to Carson is a BIG DIFFERENCE HAAHA
Ropsutor he is so unfunny, and has his unfunny jokes last too long. And I hate his accent, I’m a New Zealander too, but god damn.
@@subwayeatfresh4821 stfu
She doesn’t get a single joke and it’s legendary
If she gets fitz's jokes then it's a hit
@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incel
Owen Spence ok incel
@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incel
@@osuplaeyurreallygood ok incell
"OH thats your face on your body!"
"Yeah, it usually is."
DED
5:06
"are you naked ?"
*SCROLLS UP IN UNDER A SECOND*
its cant be true, dont give me hope
“do you know fitz?”
keep ur head up king ur diamond helmet is falling
Strayble this is genuinely good
@@nocturnis1900 genuinely stolen
Strayble that made me happy
Foreshadowing
im not sure if this aged well, or poorly
Wood Fire Pizza how's Carson gonna get a girlfriend now?
*W H E E Z E*
*Laugh Track*
He isn't lol
I read it in his voice lmao
StepOne lmao same
Carson: has chickens
Poki: aww
Carson: *food was never the point*
15:32 oh god.
My realization of what happened with Carson 😁😆😃😀😅🙂😐😕🙁☹️
8:43 when your crush finally agrees to hanging out with you but the guy your worried about is invited
Doctor Monty hits on a personal level
Cod is a good game
I got anxiety from her saying that😂
Damn man too real
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
carson *bullies girl cause he likes her*
And yet you managed to get 69 likes...
HunterBeatBilly98 nice
And someone ruined it...
Does this make him a tsundere?
carson is anime tsundere girl
“I am not gonna save u”
No simping for ever
23:08 I've actually never seen a house so horrifying
"What is this, is this Backyard? Hoo ho-ho-"
"Hey do you know Fitz?"
"I do know Fitz!"
"We should get him to join!"
"mmmidonknowaboutthat"
"Why?"
*"I don't like that guy"*
timestam?
RIP Carson
Carson: "WHY DOES POKIMANE PLAY WITH FITZ MORE THAN ME??????"
Also Carson: Kills her repeatedly, burns her chickens and kills her dog
He does it cause he’s nervous around the first female he’s ever talked to
He wanna show he don't care and That he aint got No crush on poki
But he want the minecraft pussy so bad
Fortnite Battle Bus burns his own chickens
unfortunate events started taking place after this video.
at this point I’m just going back and watching some of my favorite videos for possibly the last time, reliving the laughs and memories, I’m disappointed, but at the same time, I’m glad, I’m glad it wasn’t worse, I’m glad Carson somewhat made a effort to tell other people and I’m glad he didn’t keep it a secret so we could help the victims
Has he said anything yet
@@jamesonduncan6058 no unfortunately, I’d like to see his response, that should dictate wether he is the 21 year old who screwed up and could be forgiven or the 21 year old who sexted a minor and is now banished by the internet
@@raptorz139 he could pull a pyro and bounce back, you never know with these kinds of situation
@@raptorz139 this shouldn’t be a problem about age because it was only a 2 year age gap. People should be talking about him exchanging nudes or the power dynamic instead. But, I haven’t seen evidence of the power Carson uses towards the female he sexted.
@@llv7412 that's my stance, too. Couldn't have said it better.
Lots of people: *simp for poki
Carson: “Yo, this house is dogsh*it”
true hero
@@aperm510 what you average bro, i av 18
thats my dad. i look up to him
He’s an alpha male
Lmao
carson's voice just sounds like he's constantly trying to hold himself back from bursting out laughing all the time
he is
ym1r he is
he is
Is he?
*He is*
Pokimane: W H O L E S O M E
Carson: The baby chicken will pay for it’s sins in hell
reminds me of simpler times...