Yeah and sometimes his presence can emit dangerous radiation which causes him to turn into god and recreate the story of Adam and Eve but with the mighty volcano of hell and taking lives to make him slaves
Honestly, every month or so I come back and rewatch all the classic smplive videos: this one, the schlattcoin one, the first two of carson's, etc. I have probably watched all of them over thirty times.
Clearly you do not understand this form of humor, Carson is the most abstract being to have ever existed and he is beyond understanding, a Chad such as yourself will never understand
Watching this now, in 2020 is like experiencing a classic Greek play. You know the tragedy of the character in his future, and you want to tell him, but you can't.
@Stanislav Hronek this comment had absolutely no right to blow up like it did it was a stupid nitpick but yeah, i agree-- it seems so much new but they're actually pretty damn far ahead of this stream
@Stanislav Hronek this came before the talent show, you can tell because he's still building it at the beginning of the vid and schlatt says at the beginning of the talent show vid they agreed the first half jokes were funnier
Orange Temp i actually think they met BEFORE the SMP server. I believe if you watch “weird people on discord” then he’ll be talking to Schlatt. I don’t know if that’s before or after SMP lol
@Preston zzstu Romack You're a kid. Also if you don't want to make videos on RUclips, you have no obligation to. If you want to delete your channel, just do it. If you want to stop making videos, just do it.
The Art of Comedy has been perfected after centuries, and centuries of careful writing, and learning how humans find things funny. Care and thought put into every joke. The structure of a Joke perfected. And these guys managed to make only the setup of a joke funny. Destroying all that we knew of Comedy.
Literally all of the things schlatt has said in this video in the last half are some of the most quotable things I've ever heard. No matter what time you start it, as long as schlatt is talking, you can quote it I.e. "I never met my real ladder" -jschlatt 2019
There is no one left in the server, yet, if you join and listen closely, no matter where you are, you can hear his half jokes echoing thru the halls and rooms of SMP
"I'm not gonna lie, I think these are a lot funnier if I just... don't tell the other half" And thus, one of the most iconic moments in gaming history was born
i have a strange condition which i dont even know the name of where my ear produces way too much earwax. 2 and a half years ago my ears completely blocked up with wax and doctors said that the chance of them getting the wax out and not bursting my eardrum was next to nothing. after having a broken radiator, air con and 100 degree weather the wax melted and has unblocked. the first fucking thing i hear after 2 years of being deaf is carsons joke at 8:15
@@thischannelisdead.1219 no the captions are auto generated. meaning that there unreliable and not at all possible. to really tell what's going on. nobody made custom captions yet.. witch means either this person is lying or there's a better explanation.
@@shnpio ok so basically carson has been dealing with depression recently and during this, katerino and fitz were seeing each other behind his back whilst knowing that he was going through problems.
I’d like to think somebody has been trapped in purgatory forced to watch this video for the past almost 4 years and they’ve devolved into only being able to say, “this is my step ladder”
I dunno why but these are the CallMeCarson videos I wish he could make again. He still has his laugh and everything and he definitely has fun, but these are the golden days I think.
“this is my stepladder”
“i never knew my real ladder”
holy fuck I finally got it
ha
...
@@lolsadboi1238 dye
die*
im not stupid i swear
this is so old that the critically acclaimed play, _the plight of man_ , hasn't even been written yet.
Some Crazed Nerd i was thinking when he was building i was like nah his the one area the play went down smh carlson hiding content from us
F
c r i t i c a l a c c l a i m
What's sad is that this isnt just a little bit old. Its several months old lol
*your profile photo*
“ “, Jschlatt - 2019
😔 relatable 😩🤚😳👊
@@chickeno0dlesoup I felt that 😍🥰😭👏😫🤗😝
that's a really smart comment
A man of many words 😢😭
So much inspirational words...
Listening to Carson laugh is like listening to an entire audience laugh.
That's actually a perfect description of his laugh
he’s a man with 50 voices
Now his laugh only brings pain
I don’t think he’s laughing anymore...
thing is Carson's laugh makes everyone laugh lol
"this is my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder" is quite possibly the funniest sentence I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.
@Tyler Reed me too at first
Hehe I don't get it
Cayden T. It’s like “this is my step father, I never knew my real father”, but the joke comes from step ladder being the standard name of the item
@@jeffreyulman5969 well now the joke isn't funny anymore, *you moron*
Gibby Fkn Dies I like ladders
Something about Schlatt's presence and timing makes him so oddly funny all the time
!
I love him but fuck I hate the screaming and mic boosting. Which is over half of what he does.
@@loglog7 whats wrong with the *FUNNY MIC*
Yeah and sometimes his presence can emit dangerous radiation which causes him to turn into god and recreate the story of Adam and Eve but with the mighty volcano of hell and taking lives to make him slaves
but have you ever listened to swaggersouls play anything when hes high
Phases of the comedy:
Phase 1: one joke
Phase 2: half a joke
Phase 3: no joke
Phase 4: the other half of the joke
Phase 5: badly made joker quotes
It’s like the moon
You guys ever diet?
@@astrossarave I saw two vegans arguing on Twitter the other day
@@KFCGAMING55 damn fake veggies beefin'
Carson was truly right when he said this would be a classic video on the channel, this is my 5th time watching it.
Only your 5th?
MrWhiskers 6th now :P
fr. One of my favorite videos on Yt
Honestly, every month or so I come back and rewatch all the classic smplive videos: this one, the schlattcoin one, the first two of carson's, etc. I have probably watched all of them over thirty times.
What a classic
it's like Schlatt lives _in_ the game, his presence is so powerful
He is schlatt after all. A mere mortal cannot comprehend his presence.
@@-.-...---7 a mortal cannot handle the power of the [ S C H L A T T C O I N ]
You know what they call him?
@@chistosquisto9079 what do they call him?
they call him Mr Minecraft
Imagine being able to make a full room laugh just by existing
Moby Brick 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝?
I wish
I already had. *punches the mirror*
@@plutosplanet4067 how the -fuck- did you get the *courier* font, _bro_?
You guys ever _diet_ ?
Jschlatt: * exists *
Everyone: h i l a r i t y
Razdon
premium content
TastesLikeA Wall funny
Clinton?
@@abusedkazooie1548 hilarity
schlatt is so funny that he only needs to exist and everyone dies of laughter
His existence is hilarious.
This is a joke, he’s a good guy and I respect him
You know me, man.
@@captainrick4513 no I don’t
Schlaughtter
“My father is a schizophrenic”
- jschlatt
*eruption of laughter*
*eruption* *of* *laughter*
*eruption of laughter*
XD
*eruption of laughter*
For some reason, I can't imagine Carson ever sleeping.
He doesn't. He stands dormant above traves while he's sleeping.
@@pubjubz i see you have read the goople as well
TheCameronMaster464 in Carson’s canon, he actually stays up and never sleeps. What he does is laugh at forever alone memes and eat hot chip
@@crabcakes5346 I am in pain
He eternally watches his victims every move and action
Jschlatt: "This is my stepladder."
*5 mins later*
Jschlatt: *"I never knew my real ladder."*
before watching this video I thought the "5 mins later" was exaggerated
now I know that there was actually a 5 minute gap
bro what was the vod for this one
Timestamp?
It's funny because this was the joke said in the video
Generally Upset some people aren’t as smart as us, like the guy who only said “Donuts”
29:40 What other people see when I remember a joke from 5 hours ago
Finally, a "2 months ago" comment that isn't about Fitz and Carson.
I'm convinced traves has lost his mind
@@liamkoster744 wtf was he even laughing at😂😂😂
@@Areszues42 you replying to a comment from eight months ago
@@thiccybapbap5495 lol
“There is no punchline it’s not a joke” -Jschlatt 2019
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
"Because we live in a society", Jschlatt saw it coming.
They're just statements of fact
How about another joke Carson?
hayato
When i see them talking about their chats and how they're dumb i just imagine some little goblins running around screeching and carson is their master
Pretty accurate
*joko doesn't like this comment.*
I HATE THAT THIS IMAGERY IS NOW PLASTERED INTO MY MIND
You have no idea how true this statement is.
*you have failed the goblin check*
Jschlatt: tells joke
Carson: doesn’t laugh
Also Carson: zooms in on face and falls on the floor laughing
That’s how you know he’s a rare breed of human
foot: do not question the *E L E V A T E D* one
R kelly
comment: makes me laugh
Clearly you do not understand this form of humor, Carson is the most abstract being to have ever existed and he is beyond understanding, a Chad such as yourself will never understand
28:11 this is my step ladder
28:52 i never knew my real ladder
"You ever diet"
*stares intensely at carson for a while*
now that is funny
'What color?'
I don't understand this joke
If walmart is always decreasing its prices, why isnt anything free yet [stares at carson] [cave sound effect #6 plays]
@@dylanlangley3439 bro you seriously don't get it?
Jawsh: oh is this balsamic?
Carson: *W H E E Z E*
Shroud face: *exists*
Carson: *F O O T*
Schlatt: *states things*
Carson: Now this is comedy gold.
anyone else: *laughs *
carson: *WHEEZE* ***C R U N C H***
i’m literally gasping for air laughing at jschlatt’s acts
*walks up and stares into nothing for 10 seconds*
i never knew my real ladder
Just his presence is enough to make me laugh
i did but now i have watch it so many times that it just doesn't work as much
but it's still funny
I died.
Watching this now, in 2020 is like experiencing a classic Greek play. You know the tragedy of the character in his future, and you want to tell him, but you can't.
Or like replaying MW2, you know what's gonna happen
Yeah this Minecraft let’s play sure is reminiscent of a Shakespearean masterpiece
yes
@@rappingkinglordgod3864 you do know the shakespearian era wasnt the greek era right?
Rapping King Lord God shakespeare cannot compare to minecraft in its power and complexity
When Krinios looked at Carson and said “he is getting away” I lost it
I read this right before it happened so it was 2x as funny
When i missed it
he’s getting away
@@ryrkra8096 around 26:50
whenever i watch carson's videos my brain enters a sustained form of "losing it"
it's not healthy
TIMESTAMPS
Theater Finished - 7:45
Jschlatt's Jokes, Set 1 - 11:00
Olive Garden - 12:47
Back to the Theater + Jschlatt's Jokes Continued - 17:28
Jschlatt's No Punchline Jokes - 19:50
Dub Music Thank you, you’re the real champ dude
E7FiretrUCK I mainly made the timestamps for myself 😂 but I’m glad others appreciate them.
29:38 traves's invigorating laugh
You forgot one bit, 9:2, where carson zooms in on face and fucking dies
Specifically 28:50 . I nearly died
*this stream is so far in the backlog jesus carson*
@Stanislav Hronek this comment had absolutely no right to blow up like it did it was a stupid nitpick
but yeah, i agree-- it seems so much new but they're actually pretty damn far ahead of this stream
@Stanislav Hronek this came before the talent show, you can tell because he's still building it at the beginning of the vid and schlatt says at the beginning of the talent show vid they agreed the first half jokes were funnier
varelsi smp live ended so yeah this is so far back
@@loganpaulapologyvideo2971 wait what
@@raiser4068 yeah smp live has ended check some of the other channels they blew up spawn as well
Call me carson drama? 2021? Dream smp? What are you talking about? Carson just finished The and he's gonna hold a talent show on SMP live!
😭
I wish man.....
amen
Hey! Wake up. It’s 2019
@@oliverbrothers689 as the one song says wish I could turn back time
"I went to the store the other day"
"And they were out of paper towels"
*The prophecy is true*
holy shit
Damn.
Holy fuck HES GOD!!!!
[shooketh]
@@keygenpie in these despite times it is very holy
jschlatt: **says absolutely nothing**
everyone: **thunderous laughter and applause**
FiRsT
timestamp?
@@highlighterjelly about 25:50
Schlatt:
Everyone: *_wheeze_*
he has too much power
“Oh is this balsamic?” Is perhaps my favorite thing Jawsh has ever said ever
Schlatt: makes half joke
Carson: becomes pink boi
Kirby
29:40 The first time Traves says anything in so long and he just hystarically laughs at nothing for 25 seconds
I love traves
Jschlatt met Carson with a horrible microphone saying it was an honor to meet him.
Orange Temp i actually think they met BEFORE the SMP server. I believe if you watch “weird people on discord” then he’ll be talking to Schlatt. I don’t know if that’s before or after SMP lol
@@oliviabruh586 We need to find everyone's first interaction
@@orangetemp2486 traves and carsons first interaction was on fortnite and traves was playing with cooper
@@astro.mp3348 by god, we need to find the link
yOu KnOw Me???
"Its so sad a family can be torn apart by something as simple as feral hogs
Best joke in the video
Carsons best ability is to laugh at his own jokes
christian coleman the best talent you can have in life
Remember: You are your biggest supporter.
I'm gay
When you're the only one laughing at your own joke but it's okay because your laughter made your friends laugh too and that's all that really matters
19:52
It’s uh it’s really sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of
*Feral hogs*
Evan Soontiens 30 to 50 feral hogs
That's actually a good joke, with the right tone and timing. Fucking had me dying
“I’m thinking about getting more popular than the Misfits, and then buying it... with my net worth.” - Carson 2019
@Preston zzstu Romack because ur vids are shit lmao
@Preston zzstu Romack maybe if ur videos were actually good theyd get more likes
@Preston zzstu Romack i dont upload vids tf u talking about
@Preston zzstu Romack You're a kid.
Also if you don't want to make videos on RUclips, you have no obligation to. If you want to delete your channel, just do it. If you want to stop making videos, just do it.
"My father is a schizophrenic" - jschlatt 2019
The Art of Comedy has been perfected after centuries, and centuries of careful writing, and learning how humans find things funny. Care and thought put into every joke. The structure of a Joke perfected.
And these guys managed to make only the setup of a joke funny. Destroying all that we knew of Comedy.
It’s a weird feeling to see Carson building The after having just watched it get blown up a few days ago
Evey Martin in his stream where they did Shark Tank. Him, Connor, and Schlatt were the judges and I think it was Nick who blew the theater up
stop spoiling the smplcu
didnt they rollback the chunks and bring it back?
Ay dude spoilers
i literally almost screamed when it happened lmao
“I never knew my real ladder” will never not be funny
I feel so left out because I was gasping for air the whole video but, I don’t get it.
@@vicinitrix927 It's the continuation of the step ladder joke
Ok I assumed that.
Кирилл Моренко It adds on to the funny when you realize where that punchline came from lol
“Jschlatt, you’ve committed high treason”
-Carson
"Schlatt, you got to pay your war crime"
-Josh
@@ap3productions81 wasnt that josh?
@@bigbousepouse2532
Actually, no. Josh said something about paying for war crimes.
Ah, I see my problem. I'll go change it, then.
I come back to this video at least every few months. I wish this group didn't get so separated.
me too. i cant find anyone like them
“You guys ever diet?” -Jschlatt, 2019
Literally all of the things schlatt has said in this video in the last half are some of the most quotable things I've ever heard. No matter what time you start it, as long as schlatt is talking, you can quote it
I.e. "I never met my real ladder" -jschlatt 2019
-Jschlatt 2018
Watching while completely ruining my toilet, love the video
hope it went well man
CallMeCarsonLIVE hey Carson how’s your day been
Max Max took you a day
@@Gloomysushiroll oh my god
It's like we were meant for each other
Traves and Carson: Uploads within a minute of each other
Me: Big Lion has blessed me
Hes so powerful
it’s fucken big lion
his arm of darkness is blessed
I watched Traves’ video first 😳
*heavy breathing* _fuck.._
losing my damn mind over "ah, is this balsamic?"
So funny I heard the FRIENDS soundtrack throughout the whole thing
Read that in a vsauce voice lmao
Ok now i hear it too
Lol
Hey vsauce
Friends isn’t funny
This is seriously what humor is like in 2019 and I love it
Its rumored that he still tells half jokes in those halls to this day
There is no one left in the server, yet, if you join and listen closely, no matter where you are, you can hear his half jokes echoing thru the halls and rooms of SMP
(Echoing) "I saw two vegans arguing on Twitter the other day."
"I'm not gonna lie, I think these are a lot funnier if I just... don't tell the other half"
And thus, one of the most iconic moments in gaming history was born
Legend says that they still dont know what traves was laughing at.
I really wanted to know what the hecc he was laughing about
@@stinky-as-sin
we all want
The L L A M A
I thought it was Carson’s joke
It just took him like 5 seconds to register in his brain
“How am I gonna do this”
“I ask myself that every time I wake up”
Damn schlatt be going through it
Luke Holliday That’s why Schlatt is the most relatable person on SMP Live.
It's those pretzels man
He's a boomer
When Jschlatt said “ “
I felt that..
Carson frantically zooming in on Shroud photos is still my second favorite bit only behind that salad from the Buzzfeed quiz
Intro: "babababababa"
Damn, poki really changed this man
The world i round. And poki is my world hehehe....
ruclips.net/video/r8wDc8UbTaM/видео.html
Lol
He stuttered so bad trying to say Pokimane
22:30-
Schlatt: “It’s not that I’m afraid to die,”
Carson: intense inhale and sNoRt
“aooga aooga” *jaw drops to floor and heart pops out of chest and eyes pop out of sockets* “Now that’s a dame!”
My life was forever changed by Carson's wise utterance of "bababababbaaba"
I have now mustered the strength to finish no-nut November
YouHaveBeenDemonetized nnn is for idiots
@@emeinemvevo7343 hush now Shane Dawson
why would you say that
Enjoy the increased risk of prostate cancer~
Okay so I’ve haven’t failed no but November but my gay boyfriend is tryin to get me to give up
27:57 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW PERFECT THE STARE AND THE CAVE NOISE WERE
26:46 I don't know why, but Jawsh backing up in the boat at snail pace made me laugh harder than I ever have in my entire life.
As of late November 2019
New worth
Fitz: 1.2 million
CallMeCarson: 1.1 million
To be continued...
1.3 million now...
Carson: 1.4million
1.7 Million as of December
Fitz: 1.7 million *+ Katerino*
cash_money_ *This is a bad comment*
9:23 “everywhere I go, I see his face”
schlatt’s jokes without punchlines are just statements from a man with a slightly above average life.
It's like watching the stand up scene in hit 2019 film "Joker"
E9 Chord
Epic
A sneaky gamer maneuver i see
“This is my step ladder...”
...I never knew my real ladder.”
Damn, the editing was fast this time. Highlights came out only 80 days after the stream!
I’m sad Schlatt didn’t say “So I was sitting in the backseat of my car” then 10 minutes later say “How’s pizza gonna get a job now?”
When I Google my net worth its just a message at the top from my bank telling me to pay my debts
Study loans! Aren't they fun!
@#1 ratbag are you an ad company lmao boomer
17:28 is when they get back to the theater and Schlatt starts telling jokes.
Since some of you asked, 12:47 is when they go to Olive Garden.
But then you miss the family tradition
It’s a capital offense to skip the balsamic tradition
I really want to pass my plate to the left
69 nice
The last time I was this early, SMPLive didn’t exist
the last time i saw a comment like this was like 2 days ago
@@somemagellanic the last time I did was last night
@@cheem2952 sure I'll take a 5 year old cookie
@@cheem2952 can i have one too🥺
@@cheem2952 me too, but i need lots, i am yes man
i have a strange condition which i dont even know the name of where my ear produces way too much earwax. 2 and a half years ago my ears completely blocked up with wax and doctors said that the chance of them getting the wax out and not bursting my eardrum was next to nothing. after having a broken radiator, air con and 100 degree weather the wax melted and has unblocked.
the first fucking thing i hear after 2 years of being deaf is carsons joke at 8:15
How is that the first thing when it’s a good 1/4 into the video
@@dreadlordhg360 perhaps he was watching with captions on
@@thischannelisdead.1219 no the captions are auto generated. meaning that there unreliable and not at all possible. to really tell what's going on. nobody made custom captions yet.. witch means either this person is lying or there's a better explanation.
@@emrahalien2972 that doesn't mean they werent using captions, sometimes theyre your only option
@@Notorioustroublemaker you lose a lot of value in a video like this without custom captions
"I don't worry about terrorism"
-Jshlatt
Watching this now knowing Fitz ain’t shit kinda hurts ngl
Edit: yeah I’ve changed my opinion since I don’t think he’s that bad actually
right when carson said his name i was like shit ow
I agree
Ngl fitz broke my heart
What did he do?
Jackson Fall Carson’s girlfriend Kate chested on him with Fitz
this hit different given the recent news concerning carson and fitz
opened this video to see how many comments like these there are and your at the top
rip carson
What happened
@@shnpio ok so basically carson has been dealing with depression recently and during this, katerino and fitz were seeing each other behind his back whilst knowing that he was going through problems.
et3hueyf skz8djwoodw oh fuck thanks man
et3hueyf skz8djwoodw I knew about the depression and him taking a break but thank you
Damn. This video hits different. Seeing fitz, schlatt, and cmc all together and enjoying each other’s company. This will probably never happen again.
Truly a shame, I never really cared about Fitz but I miss Carson and Schlatt and their ensuing chaos
@@brettsmith5559 same, also remembering how different youtube was back then, and the whole public zeitgeist of funny youtube. damn nostalgia
if only we could go back to these times. I wonder how different our current world would be if it didn't all fall apart lol
The Joker selling fashion accessories:
"You wanna know how I got these scarves?"
_epic_
i love how carson can not only make us laugh but he can make himself laugh 9:32
Try to watch that part in 0.25 speed
This is great
9:44 The foot reaching out for help gets me every time.
Nah it’s just looking for food
How the times have changed.
It saddens me.
How the mighty fall.
what are you talking about? lunch club just uploaded “lunch club gets lost in la”!
@@ohrubie3834 bro you’ve been in a coma for a year…
@@visalarun5129 wh…. what??? but… but lunch club just hit 700k subscribers… i don’t think anything can go wrong😰
BRO HES BACKKKKK
As of Dec 2019:
Fitz: 1.2 Mil
Carson: 1.3 Mil
On twitch?
I.J. Porter his net worth
Ah, victory
Currently 1.2 (Fitz) and 1.7 (Cargle)
Now its 2.4
The “The” is a treasure on this channel
You mean the or the the or The or the The or The the?
The is why SMPlive exists
Uh guys I have some bad news...
ollieolii oh no...
Cole Martin, it’s about THE
The way carson laughs when fitz makes a joke :( this hurts my heart
I keep seeing comments about this, what happened?
@@suhg4317 Carson gf cheated on him with fitz
Gus Farwig he hasn’t uploaded since or streamed
@@StarrphireYT can we game end them?
Leevi Hohtari we can’t cause Carson said not to do anything
I’d like to think somebody has been trapped in purgatory forced to watch this video for the past almost 4 years and they’ve devolved into only being able to say, “this is my step ladder”
help, im stuck in purgatory
this is my step ladder
The uploading is so out of order but I’m not complaining. 30 mins of content
"Lets just commence the hanging roght now" -Fitz
Carson: Doesn’t have anything to upload
So he just uses some archived footage never used
Krinios worth the wait honestly
“This is my step ladder”
“I never really knew my real ladder”
I died
travis be like
"hiiiiiiii"
3 minutes later
*supertraves left left the game*
16:15 "my chat is freaking out about my theater being blown up" ohhhh the foreshadowing!
12:26 Carson trained this exact routine until he was ready to perform at the Misfits live show
26:30
I never realized, he LITERALLY stole his third act/axe
"I never knew my real ladder" LMFAOOOOO I'M IN TEARS. THE FACT THAT HE LAUGHED AT THE END. XD
Never thought jokes without punchlines would be so hilarious. Holy shit. I need more of this I'm my life
I cant watch this video the same way with fitz in it, its like watching a movie with a twist villain, and you’ve already watched the movie
Seeing shepherd in the remaster lol
Rewatching all of his vids with fitz
in them just doesn’t feel right
It honestly hurts man
@@inactive9948 wasn't it shepherd who was the twist villain?
@@genaralapple4908 yeah, whoops lol
I dunno why but these are the CallMeCarson videos I wish he could make again. He still has his laugh and everything and he definitely has fun, but these are the golden days I think.
bluelights been pretty funny these days
It sucks that jshlatt, jawsh, Travis, and the rest of his “friends” fucked him over
Me writing a essay on the Great Depression:
Carson in my headphones: BABABABABA
Hayden Tenno ?
@Hayden Tenno this just left me with more question
Carson: “I’m so rich!”
Me: *looks at own income* “Yeah that’s a safe bet”
Fuck it, ill just get the mocha
This is literally the internet’s humor explained in one video 😂
Carson laughing at 9:22 gives me life.