The Funniest GTA 5 Video Ever
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- Опубликовано: 25 дек 2019
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The Funniest GTA 5 Video Ever 
Игры
ᴀ ᴛ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʟ ɪ ʙ ʀ ᴀ ʀ ʏ ᴡ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ ᴡ ᴇ?
*At the Library were we?*
Le Monke haha poopy poo poo that was so funny, just as funny as your account name and profile picture
hehe yes dude, laughing really hard! Ahaha
Smug Hat kid I know right, quoting the exact words from the video with a funny font and spacing of words!
AT THE LIBRARY WERE WE
Jawsh is an SCP
Crappy Skills Productions which
Muldoon 173
He’s an SCP-3994-A
SCP #GAY
Jawsh is secretly a O5 Council member
This video is a perfect example of why, in my opinion, Jawsh is one of the funniest members of the, now divorced, Lunch Club
He’s the only one i still watch cause he is just fucking funny
it's a shame that jawsh and carson split up
Jawsh wasn’t a part of lunch club
Carson was never really funny
@@Andrew-zg5hq he had his moments, at least for me, I think it’s just that he surrounded himself with people who were a whole lot more out there and extroverted.
I used to cry laughing at this now I'm just crying
Don't worry, you're not alone.
We're all in this together *clap*
dont worry fam everything is all god with 'im. Atleast we know he is alive :|
Don't worry, he tweeted he's coming back if you dont know
@@cakeygaming2426 Wait when???
Josh: The Catalyst
Mason: The Voice of Reason
Carson: The Screeching Tire
They call him the Catalyst
"They call you the catalyst?!"
*tf2 meet the spy plays*
13:20 carson sounds like a motorcycle. could he be the tire and a motorcycle?
Cade Sturm why listen to the voice of reason when you gotta go to work in the morning
You just hear a stupid horn and The Catalyst comes rocketing around the corner
Why carson steal Game Grump poopy diarrhea voice? why carson
tOMa_To S_aUcė and then Carson laughs so hard he flips upside down
Then you see Carson's scary laugh...
@@thefrub you uncultured swine its the mickey mouse angry nerd voice
as i read this comment it just happened LOL
An absolute classic. So upsetting we will never see something of this comedic quality ever again.
The amount of money I would pay to see that 10:22 sequence again for the first time
@@barrythompson3359 I couldn’t agree more
@@barrythompson3359so true
@@barrythompson3359yeah that and the plane part…. i’ve watched them so many times
14:30 The way he swung around the corner made me die of laughter.
*HE’S COMING*
HAHAAA it never gets old
Now play the "Sonic Drowning" theme as he swings around the corner and watch how much better it becomes.
MASON DRIVE MAASIN DRIVE
“Welcome to my Tesla , all green energy here”
*runs down a innocent civilian*
“It’s good for the environment”
Hey, *society* doesn't apply in that category
11:25 in case anyone wanted it
JupiterGaming well technically he’s removing one more person who makes trash and has to eat and drink
BRUH
One less pair of lugs breathing our air
Carson: "I want the car."
Carson: *gets car*
Carson:"I wanted the money"
Toby Pettman 69k likes: nice
LilDanny nice.
Nice
Nice
Bruh XD
I come back to this video every 6 months cos I miss this era of my life and the internet
same bro, its too funny
Same, I remember watching this stream live those were the good old days
fr
before cancel culture started becoming a thing. you could just make a joke without worrying about offending people. everyone from this era fell off or got cancelled 😢
@@gphil7856 2017 was more when cancel culture started
10:22 this whole sequence had me actually in tears about to get a heart attack from the laughter.
me watching that scene: 👁👃👁
there's just so much to it
- Jawsh stealing Carson's car
- promptly running Carson over and then hitting the streetlight
- coming around for round two and COMPLETELY missing
- Jawsh running into the truck and sending it flying, then sending Carson flying directly into it
- Mason running up behind Carson, trying to hit him and just wildly missing
- Jawsh coming back yet again to hit BOTH of them, all of which Carson missed bc he had already collapsed from laughter
im convinced that if carson had seen his character being hit by josh at 11:06 he'd have actually lost it
@@numbah1catfish_stephen i recommend you play the game a bit and then come back to the video.
@@PomadaGaming no it's not that i don't get it, i just didn't laugh during that scene lmao.
ha
ha
ha
he
h
_
Carson: I married my dad.
Josh: Nice... Shoutout to dad.
Time stamp?
also josh: Oooh soda
Kosmonawt Jawsh*
Jayskill27 _ 1:48
That's not even the right quote lol
13:18-13:34 had me squealing like a girl oh my gosh. That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.
Do you see this chat?
holy shet
except for that one pickle
13:44
His laugh sounded like a clogged up vacuum cleaner
How long it took him to react somehow made it 10x funnier
1:54
You could see the buildup and when his brain was processing what happened
200th like :D
Everything Jawsh says sounds like it was badly translated from Minecraft enchantment table
Lol
funny didn't laugh tho
@@Bateman_Shorts i laughed doe
Hahahahahahjajajajajajajahahahahahahahahjajajajajajajajahahahahahahahahajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajhahahahah
Haja
Welcome to my tesla
Everyone has a different style of joke:
Carson: **reading signs**
Mason: **tries to make a structured joke**
Jawsh: *"i've got work in the morning man, i gotta go"*
I think I need to go get a small check
@@Cheese-xf2nj we should exchange insurance information
@@JennieYGO I believe we need to exchange insurance information
@@Cheese-xf2nj i need to go to the store to buy bread
Vibing Cheese *smog
I'm gonna miss these kind of video's..
Edit: hes coming back holy shit
You and I:(
We all will :’(
He will be missed more than his content
Pain
Pain
im really gonna miss rewatching this every 3 weeks
Just pretend it’s American tommyinnit
Edit: this comment has haunted me for months, I disown it
I miss him yanno
You don't have to stop watching this. The things he did doesn't change how perfect this video is XD
@@8bitgdhaxz true
i'll still watch it. fuck it.
every time Carson laughs, I'm afraid he's having an asthma attack
i'm more afraid of having a stroke each time he laughs cuz its fuckin contagious
W
H
E
E
Z
E
13:21
Moura - - 13:30
He sounds like he's shutting down
13:18 Carson’s laugh sounds like a 1998 Volkswagen starting
FR!!!!!
@Emanuel Vaccaro OH MY GOD WAIT YOURE RIGHT
ffs it does
Brhhhhuuuuum
It's sounds like my vdub when I don't feed it starter fluid
13:20 that entire sequence
Does Carson have two laughs at the same time or is that masons and Carson’s perfectly timed together
Mason is wheezing at the same time carson is
When Mason dies carson is the one wheezing then Mason starts wheezing a bit, but when Jawsh dies its Mason doing the wheeze
The wise words of jawsh
- at the library were we?
- shout out to dad
- oh soda
- yo who are these jokers?
- im just tryin to get to in-n-out man come on
- someone's got the munchies and his name is me
- yeah thats me when i play videogames
- thats a 9
- hey guys welcome to my vlog
- im gonna watch
- how do you drive?
- get in the car
- welcome to my tesla
- all green energy here good for the enviroment
- hold on just had to make a sharp turn
- the handling of this car isnt very good
- i gonna show people a good time
- the potential here is great
- i got places to be what can i say guys?
- what can i say guys im red blooded american see ya later
- they call me the catalyst
- looks like we gotta get the heck outta here
- looks like im outta here
- looks like ive got my car flipped over
- this is agent 14 im gonna tell you about my new magazine that i want you to buy a subscription for
- i dont wanna do that
- yeah i gotta go
- oh hey that doesnt look i think i need to get a smog check
- shes been in better shape before mhm but she keeps goin
- yeah shes seen better days
"Shyeah igottagooo..." *Crashes into "wind farm"*
- hey man, long time no see
- I got places to be man, I got work in the morning
- man I got work in the morning
- this 5pm traffic
Underrated comment XD
The wise words of Carson: WHEEEZE
@@maxlebeck8486 he's basically the king of wheezing
(3:12) "Someone's got the munchies and his name is me." - Jawsh 2019
Why does me got the munchies?
What’s the joke at 12:13 please help
@@agentmoron747 the potential is the ramp they use to get inside Fort Zancudo (the military base). The ramp they used is infamous with us gta player using it to get over the fence. The speed he was going at + the ramp he was aiming at = the potential.
inspirational
AfroOlly Thank you
"She's seen better days but she keeps going"
*car immediately blows up*
*"ya she's been in better shape"*
@@domabstract9287 tf is wrong with u
@@bowgoldenrod penis 👍
@@domabstract9287 this isn't funny.
@@JennieYGO penis 👍
JT Presents ok joke police
"someone's got the munchies, and h i s n a m e i s *m e* "
Get out mah wae
1:55 this car had the most compelling story arc ever
Jawsh's constant sabotage and his repeating of stupid understatement phrases were comedy GOLD during those streams
K Beasley yes, it released my dopamine and it made me laugh ahaha
Yeah idk why I found it so funny lol, apparently my 3 brain cells left have an interesting sense of humor
“this is what i have to say about JOHNNY LAW”
Thank you for your rhetorical analysis
S O M E O N E S G O T T H E M U N C H I E S A N D H I S N A M E I S M E
I think he likes it
Dude tgat came out so long ago
Clearly
Dy Dy the dinosaur he still clearly likes it!
He clearly does
SBT does he really tho????
How do I switch to a timeline where we still receive this kind of content...
At the library we’re we?
Tbf his latest lethal company video with like 20 players reminded me of this vid for some reason
@@Dondon-wt5mw True, enjoyed that one as well
@@Zigunovat the library were we?
"Someones got the munchies, and his name is me" -American hero
Carson: Reactionary humor
Mason: Structured humor
Jawsh: Stupid humor
Yes, cause carson is a unfunny person but then becomes mildly funny when he repeats the same joke that others have said. His laugh is funny but, obviously, thats unintentional
@@degeneratetacomeat7284 ok
ok @@degeneratetacomeat7284
Degenerate Taco Meat, I’ll admit, this isn’t Carson’s personally funniest video, but if you watched any of the videos where jawsh wasn’t just being the main funny, Carson is actually pretty hilarious.
Prometheus Palpatine true
Very funny carson
Thanks CVS pharmacy
General Grievous No, he’s Walgreens
420 likes funny
You have 420 likes, I can't ruin it
I don’t think so..
This reminds me of simpler times
i think i've seen this video 79 times
i've memmorised the whole video if i spent that time on grammar i would be unstoppable
I’m also back 😂😂
@@akms1_ ME TOO
Same its so good😭
If you guys aren't aware, the entire vod for this stream was incredibly funny. I would seriously recommend getting some time to sit down and watch it all, because it's absolutely worth it. Though I wouldn't recommend watching it all in 1 sitting since I ended up getting a headache from laughing so much.
James McComb ME TOO HAHA i sat for HOURSSS the headache was worth it though
I watched the entire thing and seeing what was likely missed in this cut vid is worth it so much
Sorry, but can I find the full stream on twitch? If not where?
Link me to the vod
@@catlinalexandra Usually the vods are saved to the channel and can be viewed later. If that is not the case, then you can find them on the official CallMeCarson Vod channel. The gta 5 vod is split into two parts starting with:
ruclips.net/video/e6hENqg-4-U/видео.html
Mason: *Tries really hard to make Carson laugh*
Carson: -_-
Jawsh: I gotta get to work in the morning
Carson: W h e e z e
We all probably relate to mason
I know a mason, but because he is like that mason he is funny and therefore is not a mason but is still a mason cause we recognise him as that mason who relates to the mason so...
Kettle man activate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*W H E E Z E*
4 fuckoff years old now. how the simpler times fly by.
“did i just kill this chick?” **continues to kick her**
"Stuck porn is a forever constant we will never escape." -Carson, 2019
Thanks Obama
You're stuck
hes right tho
Sounds like hes stuck with stuck porn...
As somebody who's read Homestuck and hasn't heard stuck porn before I almost had a seizure
any video with jawsh is funny
It’s just facts
It's just facts
It's just facts
It's just facts
It’s just facts
I'm kinda sad that Jawsh and Carson won't ever have this again. even if they ever worked together again (doubt), it will never be the same...
Is he still friends with any of the old guys? Btw what happend
@@dissmegma9743 Carson revealed to his friends that he was dating a 17 year-old and asking for nudes. Carson is streaming again but his friends will most likely not forgive him.
@@dissmegma9743 they will probably not associate with him ever again because of the controversy
this is the game grumps all over again :'(
@@biggestboy8239wasn't he 19 though?
Take me back
At the library were we
At the library were we?
At the library were we?
At the library were we?
At the library were we?
At the library were we?
"Jawsh is near" *approaches in a bright red and blue car, rolling in ways previously thought impossible*
4 years and still the funniest GTA vid on the platform
"OOOH SODA!"
*gets on top of vending machine*
How else was he gonna get soda??
@@librask3009 dig under it and cut a whole through the bottom
With a comically large saw while wearing a black beanie and striped black and white shirt.
{₩}♤●□□اللي دسكقظحقع عشظحغس اصدقاء غسدقز ىسططستح يحقزقت يتصدق ينسدقز ةدساست باشا بتسقابه my usb
cool.
Whenever Carson is laughing it sounds like he has a demon trying to posses him
The demon is trying to escape
Oh no not again
The Exorcist 2
Carson IS the demon.
Nobody:
Jawsh every 5 seconds: “I got places to be”
legit one of the funniest gameplay videos I've ever watched. Sad things turned out this way
how come because the botch was 17 this wouldn't be a problem if She turned 18
@@chickendeluxe7053 yeah they sent nudes. that goes against federal laws
@@sugarysaturn4892 You know the girl could've stopped texting Carson? But no, She kept the text going and going. She persuaded Carson and manipulated him. I'm still watching Carson weather there are allegations or not. He still makes me happy when I'm down.
@@sluzy3389 in this situation, i think that carson is still in the wrong. please don’t victim blame her, she still was manipulated. carson himself admitted to it, and knew it was wrong. as for continuing to watch him, that’s up to you. i chose not to bc of the things he has done.
@@sugarysaturn4892 its both of their faults, they both exchanged
Oh man I hope Jawsh got to his job in the morning cause that 5pm traffic was pretty bad
yeah because it was 5pm traffic
ჭიჭინაძის გჰგ
و.
He had to get the heck out of there!
Ya he had places to be
Please don’t tell him I’m here
MICHELLE..
Michelle Obama no can do ma’am
you fool
I can't promise that
But I'll try
M-Michelle...!?
Everyone had their moments but Jawsh carried so hard
i know so many people have said this, but I would do ANYTHING to see these videos for the first time again
Jawsh: deep voice
Mason: Trying to play
Carson: W H E E Z E
Matthew Schmitt how did this get 1.3k likes it’s not even funny
@@skrrrrrrrrt im more curious on how he thinks jawsh's voice is deep
Matthew Schmitt: the comment theif.
20:16
"She's been in better shape before I'll tell you that."
"Mhm yeah but she keeps going!"
*_Car instantly destroys itself_*
Aaaaand he’s dead.
hoah-*HAHÅÃĄĂĀ*
yeah, she’s seen better days, but uh-
THATS MY FAVORITE PART
@@schmoogledoink2738 dude Carsons laugh is what makes Josh absolutely hilarious I swear them together is my favorite combination
The different laugh levels of Carson:
small laugh
big laugh
spray bottle
kettle
squeaky toy
no noise
pig noises
And broken vacuum >:)
This was truly one of the funniest videos I've ever seen, and it genuinely changed my outlook on RUclips as well as my general trajectory in life. Carson, I'm glad to see you power through everything that's been thrown at you in the last year. You are truly a marvel of a content creator. I want you to know that even when things aren't going right, and you might feel as if you are worthless, you've impacted millions of lives throughout your time on the internet.
nah this dickriding crazy
Why does carson’s character look like a cracked out weasly
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE LIKES ALSJDJD
we dont talk about that one-
The weasly cousin that they don't invite over for christmas
Frat Boy Weasly
He looks like Rickie Lukens but ginger
Just had my wisdom teeth pulled. Laughing causes me immense pain. I feel like I'm going to die.
Big Brain your a Monster in the best way
You passed the initialization
You have passed the initiation
Prozandor okay, jack noir.
this video was your nemesis
“He clearly likes it!”
“He clearly likes it!”
“He clearly likes it!”
Someones got the munchies and his name is me
Get outta my way
For those who didn't watch the steam, when he got blinded by the sun he deadass waited like 5min to muster up the courage to go out on that street
Lol
thanks for explaining the joke! peter!
Thank you, I needed this
Imani I'm sorry
Wasn't that joe
@@fr8mchine622 Nah its mama
@@shamboolic N O T F U N N Y. D I D N T L A U G H
you ready to get demonitized? Bruh? Who’s joe?
@@ddoober J O E M A M A
I like how carson’s reaction time is off by a half a second, it makes it 100x funnier
At least every couple times a year I rewatch this video just because of how funny it is. I miss the old Carson.
there is no "old carson" he's still carson
@@kipplechip5011 yeah just the old crew
The chemistry was impeccable
Carson wasn't t the funniest of the bunch but he made it work
@@michael6880 Carson was never really the funny guy, hes the friend who laughs at everything and has a really contagious laugh.
Every group got the:
Dude that got places to be
CEO of Crime
Carson
The munchies
The catalyst of chaos
I’m the ‘Dude who got places to be’
Every group got the
the
Problem is most of these is the same person
@@thomasspearmint i can see that you're the CEO of Crime
3 of thoses are jawsh
Carson beating woman at 0:05!!
Edit: omg guys just realised that he is beating the same woman at 00:17
that’s my boy!
Thanks! Been looking for this clip!
What!
:0
CANCEL HIM!
I dont understand why jawsh made laugh so much, everything he said with the dumbass voice was unexpected and took me off guard
When you're at the doctor's getting a prostate exam 3:27
plane: *crashes*
carson’s lungs: *fucking evaporate*
I can feel the 9/11 joke aura emerging.
@Joes Mad WHEEZESHCNMS
No matter how well formulated a god tier joke is, it will never beat Josh's funny voice
“I’m jus tryna get to in n out”
the only thing to come close to Jawsh's funny voice is Schlatt's funny mic.
oh huh i think i need to get a smog check
“This is what I have to say about Jjohnny Law”
i come back to this video every 6 months or so, and it gets so much fucking funnier every rewatch, this is one of the best videos on this site.
This might be my favorite gaming video on youtube not even lying
13:19 SOUNDED LIKE A VACCUM CLEANER STARTING!!! LMAO
“If you like callmecarson you will LOVE callmecarson live”
OH no
@@banxz2633 OH yes
yES
tell me why as soon as read it, I read it in her voice
Oh no
So funny you will laugh So funny you will laugh So funny you will laugh So funny you will laugh
I agree
Not funny dint laugh
@@spikediesel2489 I agree
ClassifiedAmphibian we will laugh and have so much fun we will laugh and have so much fun we will laugh and have so much fun
I laugh
20:21 I fucking lost it due to his laugh, and I almost cried laughing to it
A smog check lmfao 😂😂
this is the best callmecarson video
Jawsh: Says anything in "the voice"
Carson: *Wheeze*
Ooh a soda.
_Climbs on vending machine_
*i gotta get up early, I have a job*
What voice?
@@dreadlordhg360 the
@@steVENOM thanks
Let's be honest, Jawsh absolutely carried this video in the humor department
He did and I hate it because his humor is so bad, it shouldn't be funny in the slightest but the timing of everything is so perfect.
Demolisher828 yea but without carson and mason it would have been pretty shit. They played along with it really well
@@Atoyihrs what part of josh's humor is so bad?
Atoy 1234 ihrs i think josh’s humor is usually seen as annoying and bad because people dont know when to make the joke. josh is really good at knowing when to make a joke. idk if that made sense its 3am
Lol that is true
to all the people saying "im watching this one last time." why? whats stopping you from watching it again? just because there are allegations against him doesnt mean you cant watch him
It's not an allegation when you can go and see the DMs..they're disgusting
@@ohyeahyeah-ql3jh I still have a right to watch his old content
Yeah I’m definitely against what Carson did, but I’ll still pop by on his channel for nostalgic reasons
@@latinochad13 what did carson do, exactly? I came by here for a laugh clueless as to what all this is
@@-Halc-yon- Lots of sad stuff
watching this video like 500 times has solidified my opinion that the best thing carson ever did for his career was to surround himself with people that were funnier then he was like schlatt or josh or ted
obviously hes still goin and obviously he did have funny ass moments all by himself but i think that he would have never gotten as far as he did if he didnt have his boys with him
Completely agree. I grew to enjoy his humour but really fkin funny people being drawn to him not only helps them but he himself at improve his humour
And well his trademark w e e z e
yes exactly. he by himself isn’t that funny but he got all of the right people in the same place and that was what made him for like 1-2 years or however long. and yes his wheeze adds a funny factor
@@cristhianc5580 WHEEEZE
13:29 wtf was that noise? Sounds like a whoopee cushion that smoked a pack a day for the last 20 years.
I think that was Mason's laugh
Stargazer no that was carson
@@HelloThere-yt3pv no it's mason's, at 11:05 mason makes a sound similar to the sound at 13:29
yeetmeister man oh ok then
*w h e e z e*
13:17 Plane: *BOOM*
Carson: *Gets an asthma attack*
How my chainsaw starts
when something gets stuck in your vacuum cleaner
Every time he said “Johnny Law” I just die 😂
I watch this video a few times a year, truly the greatest video on the Internet.
Same man. The one video I always come back to
Aswell his couple gta vids he has are so damn entertaining
Carson foot
*F U N N Y*
mmm
humoress. haha
Good morning I am sorry for the whole thing was that the whole thing was that the whole thing was that the n-word you have received the email n-word you can see it on keeping you then and everything made it on keeping up willing. ...!?!
@@beetlejuicefan5966 why is n-word a commonly used word for you?
Video starts with Carson punching lizzo
LMFAOOO
Aman 936 more like a elbow
Lizzo did a stage dive at a concert and killed 4 people.
l lI
ll I__
truth hurts
this was my favorite video. thanks for the laughs.
"At the library were we?" I laughed so hard back then :(
13:17 The build-up to this joke started at 10:21 and both planes crashing is CATHARTIC.
Vanoss better run for his money
mouse
how's it been at the clubhouse?
he has to catch it
Miky
You mean evan fong
I’m just storing these for later
1:37
1:56
3:06
3:40
4:09
4:22
7:25
8:26
8:37
10:28
10:51
13:17
13:57
15:39
17:25
19:25
20:04
20:17
20:50
21:01
23:03
you forgot 10:28
Ah yes, sorry my mistake
10:51 is the best one LMAO
1:37
@@vonnie0_0 I mean, 13:18
i’ve probably seen this video at least a dozen actual times yet i still laugh at the same joke. every single time. cmc is the only man that can have that type of charm
"thats illegal" hits different now
11:05 'there is so much going on'
*misses his punch*
*gets run over by a car at full speed*
11:15 *Jawsh pulls up*
Get in the car.
*_"AHH"_*
I haven't played tf2 or tf classic in a while, put I don't remember Scout looking like Buzz Lightyear.
@@KilIimanjar0 classic Edwin
That's gta for ya
when he laughs at 13:13 it sounds like a rug getting stuck in a vacuum
More like the moto from godzilla
13:20
I like that
BioStar I CACKLED
13:29 sounds like farting
I miss this
Same
Timpler slimes 😢
Templar Slimes 😢
10:23
steals car
hits driver
runs through light post and into building
drives off
comes back
swerves
drives off
"how are you driving?"
truck approaches Carson
car hits truck and Carson
This was probably the best thing in the video
Car comes back and hits driver and pedestrian
So much chaos within 50 seconds
The laugh was the best Carson laugh I've heard.
Romit Ghosh I thought they said “How do you drive?”
@@Q-bh that is what he said