Okay so I thought the retractable saber was the coolest. If the sling shot was better quality then it may have been my favorite. Throwing knives, not so much. They were the worst in my opinion. But maybe that’s because I’m no good with them. The most practice in my opinion was the knights hoodie. You can use that everyday and be known as that weird guy. The wide tooth comb concealed knife was dope.
I like the shield most, even if it is a little boring. The worst was that weird kusarigama or whatever that was that you slashed your eye with. It's so unpredictable lol.
@@user-ns4zm8qe9p Actually the wish version of that is the lightweight wushu version. My actual 9 sec is 500g on each section, totaling out at around 4.5kg. That thing doesn't bounce back when you strike.
one reason i like this channel so much that in addition to Mike knowing his shit he is also able to have some fun in his videos creating this nice atmosphere.
you should make a "wall of fails" in your studio which would contain all of the self defense things that you reviewed that are trash. it would be a good conversation piece.
I had one of those for about 2 weeks till it was stolen out of my car lol - It was pretty legit although all steel so wayy too heavy in the handle = balance sucked.
LOL! I couldn't believe how long it took you to get hurt. Thought for sure it would be a ricochet throwing knife but when the chain whip came out I knew shit was going to get real, real fast.
The needle launcher and throwing knives could be a deterrant against a non-comitted attacker, but if the attacker is commited you're basically giving them a weapon to stick you with, so yeah, worse by far. The baton, and monkey fist are probably the best, although the monkey fist needs a better handle
So....Joerg has visited Tod from Tod's workshop, He's collaborated with Shadiversity. It WOULD be awfully fantastic if Mike and him did something. Just saying.
probably your most entertaining video I have seen. I gives great insight into how your poor wife has to live with "arrested development" . Totally hilarious. Totally Loved it.
To fix the mace, drill a 3/8" hole in the head and clean it out with denatured alcohol or 91% isopropyl alcohol. Clean all the spikes that fell out. Push the missing spikes back in, maybe use paper shims to make them stay. Then fill the head with resin (e.g. car body and fiberglassing resin). Then it is heavyier and the spikes are locked in and bedded more firmly for harder strikes. A lot of these cheap weapons just need a little tuning to make them reliable.
That would make the spiked mace truly deadly. Imagine if you got someone right in the skull with a wind up over the head and a snap of your wrist on the follow through. It would look like Gallagher , except brains skull pieces and a pool of blood !
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while(except when you about took out your eye). Love it how you shot his nipple with the slingshot and he said that wasn’t bad but Then the pain set in 😂. He doesn’t trust you very much 😂. This would be so much fun. The worst was the Chain thing that got your eye. The best the spike ball of spikes stayed in and the comb knife. They would know something was up if you had it Bc you have no hair 😂. 👍👍Two thumbs up for this Video 👏🏼👊🏼✊🏼
"this was the thing I was the most excited about and I'm already disappointed" might be the most spot on description of Wish I've ever heard Also, this video is hilarious, I choked on my lunch like three times in the first five minutes ahahahah
In all the videos I've watched, I've never seen Mike release this much of his inner child. Reminds me of the good ol' days as a teenager. Nothing quite like playing with weapons in the back yard.
Question - you ever going to tackle that "Detroit Urban Survival Training" clown whose been trending on TikTok? He's got this police officer roleplay aesthetic going and his advice is some of the worst stuff considering the views he's getting.
@@hard2hurt I subscribed because it's so damn funny. Me and a couple friends from the gym keep joking about "increasing our survivability" and "biomechanics" now.
That chain thing, it took me several weeks of training using rope and smallest lock padded with several layers of cloth before I got the confidence to use the real things. It's a dangerous weapon fotlr the enemy as well as to the user
I've been hit by a knife thrown at my back in school. It just bounced off. The depressing part was that i never found out who did it, despite it happening in class with around two dozen people watching.
9:02 you can actually very easily turn that knuckle duster into a deadly weapon just switch the pouch for a paracord and you can shoot razor sharp darts with it wich are btw very simple to make all u gotta do is grab bunch of steel wires from an umbrella and than cut them with pliers to the preferred size and than flatten the tips with hammer cut a triangle shape on them with pliers sharpen them a little with stone sharpener and saw a little hook so the paracord can rest and shoot the darts
I think you were confusing the 9-sectional whip chain with how to use a rope dart. Either way, they make for great movies and less practical self defense.
brass knuckles can work if its sitting on a full handguard, maybe with some cushioning inside of it as well to take away the blowback of hitting someone with it. and to have that on a slingshot, i think is the ultimate self defense weapon.
I'm writing this half through the video and feeling a bit anxious after seeing the opening scene :D. I love you Mike, I don't want you to loose an eye.
The monkey’s fist works. Supposedly it was a common weapon for sailors in port that’s why some cites made it illegal to carry. With that being said a sling is one of mans earliest weapons.
if I was a female it would definitely be on my Keychain as a damn good deterrent. I've got one for my daughter,just haven't given it to her yet,but I will
That manly man-hug at 4:43 is sweet somehow. Also the black guy is definitely the better captain america. Watching you two makes me think of my teen years doing dumb stuff in someones backyard.
Out of everything there I definitely love the pathan because of the look and for a self-defense or even a fight as far as the throwing knives and the object that would throw the knives for you I love the idea of it that's definitely for sure but the rest of it was no good
I love how mike said the chain whip won’t hurt anyone. Considering that he dropped himself with it and had the whole cut scene in the beginning of the video of himself leakin 🩸.. mike if your reading this Brodie I love your videos and this became one of my favorite.
@@barearms7598 nice! Seen that style of knife before and it definitely gets the job done. I have an emerson combat karambit that comes with their wave feature, so it deploys insanely quick. I am just wondering what Icy Mike thinks of them compared to a more traditional knife.
I love how the one thing Mike's like "you couldn't hurt anybody with that." Is the thing that not only drew blood but had him on the ground. I'm not endorsing it by any means just enjoying the irony.
I think that was a joke. Regardless, not a good idea to rely on a self defense weapon that can so easily hurt the user. If you're a master, that's another story.
@@overlorddante exactly why I clarified Im not endorsing it. I also think anything useful for self defense shouldn't have a learning curve. I know thats alot to ask and everyone should train. Just my veiw.
but it's only damaging at that exact end range, and is totally unpredictable. I'd rather have a pool noodle with a knife sticking out the end, it'd do the same exact thing and be less likely to hurt me haha
@@hard2hurt you weren't swinging it it hard enough, the nine section whip was actually third weapon on Chinese warriors. You can so some complicated stick with it but it's just like swinging a around a chain
@@kanucks9" According to the book Soft Weapons: Nine-Section Whip and Rope Dart, "The nine-section whip, regarded as a 'powerful hidden weapon,' was first used on the battlefield during the Jìn Dynasty (265-420)" I ripped that off the Wikipedia page, and I mean it's a heavy steel object traveling at high speeds, and it it wraps something it'll come around a still hit the thing you were trying to hit with it
Bro, I'm about to buy one of those extendo swords for real. That looks badass. Imagine you see someone getting mugged, you you walk up with what looks like a goddamn sword out of nowhere. Lol
Hello, just found your channel, love your brand of no nonsense and humor. Been searching your channel and haven't found that video about umbrella swordand stuff. Also after watching a bunch of your videos the video "Hidden Weapons That Could Save Your Life!" by KarateMart popped up on my recommended. And all I could hear was your voice saying it was all garbage. And they have an umbrella sword!
Am enjoying you mentoring the troubled youth, as someone out of the federal system myself I have seen a lot of people come out without true purpose, the kid is rough around the edges but seems deep down a decent guy that just needs a chance to find himself
I love how he Analyses the slingshot. Like "yeah, the ONE drawback of it, that you can use it close quarter." and instead of thinking of amore practical weapon the people behind that thing just thought: "yeah no, let's just slap a brace knuckle onto it. It's perf!" Awesome:D
First things first. I hope you are doing fine and don't have any "post damage" ... sry I don't know how to say it. I just hope you are good now! Now with that out of the way. Seriuosly dude? That's what you get for not wearing safety glasses! Your Jörg Sprave impression was really good! =)
Question for Viewers: Which one of these do you think is the worst? Which was the best?
Extremely anti wolf power
Okay so I thought the retractable saber was the coolest. If the sling shot was better quality then it may have been my favorite. Throwing knives, not so much. They were the worst in my opinion. But maybe that’s because I’m no good with them.
The most practice in my opinion was the knights hoodie. You can use that everyday and be known as that weird guy. The wide tooth comb concealed knife was dope.
The chain thing. Worst
The sling shot/brass knucks was probably the best.
They all really sucked tho. 😄
I like the shield most, even if it is a little boring. The worst was that weird kusarigama or whatever that was that you slashed your eye with. It's so unpredictable lol.
The moment at 2:25 was the best. I had never laughed at a Hard2hurt moment harder 😂
I kept thinking that if Mike got that Wish box as a kid, his reaction would be identical to now, including the injury.
I was actually probably more careful as a kid.
@@hard2hurt probably only because you didn't have a RUclips channel back then
😆
he's lucky he still has his eye
"stop pointing it in every different direction"
he had a pretty accuarate gut feeling
It's weird that we have developed a level of intuition and expertise in this very specific set of circumstances.
IT'S A TRAP!
@@jimcarroll9738 OK OK Okbar calm down 😂
That steel mace thing is perfect for Mike… they match!
Skinny body, bald head and loose screws.
Mike could have busted out some Gorilla Glue to fasten those sharp pointy bits to the head of it.
@@nergal2931 Well, that's my favorite comment of the year
Steel mace vs chubbernaut
@@kennethlord8453 chubbernaut 😂
The fact that he actually managed to get a fatality with the chain whip is hilarious to me😂
Yeah let's not be distracted from the fact that if that was a real dude and not a mannequin... he'd have been done.
Double fatality lmao
@@hard2hurt Homie you almost lost an eye to a wish weapon.
@@Chris-op8tt bro we all would too
@@user-ns4zm8qe9p Actually the wish version of that is the lightweight wushu version. My actual 9 sec is 500g on each section, totaling out at around 4.5kg. That thing doesn't bounce back when you strike.
Absolutely love the joergsprave impression. Pretty spot on with the laugh too
Oh, okay. I was hearing Dikembe Mutumbo crossed with Strong Bad.
I literally thought that was joerg vid starting 😂
Facts
The Joerg impression was the funniest part of the video. That and the part where he almost took his eye out.
I came here for the joergsprave impression
7:36 Ah, the familiar "Don't tell mom" moment. 10/10
That was my son with the "Soooo..."
Cue "A Christmas Story" chant...
8:00 No Mike, apparently safety second..
It was like fourth or fifth down on the list honestly. Though it was ABOVE staying organized.
And that kids is how I met your mother
Lucky a eye wasn't lost there...
Loll
EYE-sy Mike
That accident was millimeters from being a life changing disaster...this is really one of those "don't try this at home" situations.
Man you guys have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this video
A year.. actually, he said it
I wanted a ballistic dummy but this video was already WAY over budget and I was trying to mooch one. Then I forgot about it.
Did u also get the anti wolf thing?
The friggin lightsaber baton thing was badass. I could imagine some vigilante running around in a bath robe beating people up with it. XD
IIRC Aiden Pearce had one
I want one lol where do I find it
@@franciscopineda5716 i want to know that too lol, may not be THAT practical, but is hella cool
@@b00tt3r_5 if you findit send me tge link i want one too
@@definitlynotbenlente7671 you can search for retractable batons and see if you can find a big one, thats my best guess
Mike is so devoted, he tested the whip on himself!
What a great RUclipsr
one reason i like this channel so much that in addition to Mike knowing his shit he is also able to have some fun in his videos creating this nice atmosphere.
We call it... infotainment!
you should make a "wall of fails" in your studio which would contain all of the self defense things that you reviewed that are trash. it would be a good conversation piece.
I've been looking into custom weapon walls for my office to put stuff on. Haven't seen anything I'm crazy about.
The maniacal laugh when he pulled out the extension wand was perfect!
I had one of those for about 2 weeks till it was stolen out of my car lol - It was pretty legit although all steel so wayy too heavy in the handle = balance sucked.
LOL! I couldn't believe how long it took you to get hurt. Thought for sure it would be a ricochet throwing knife but when the chain whip came out I knew shit was going to get real, real fast.
There is a musical theme before each injury.
@@hard2hurt Oh wow I just went back and listened. Have you ever considered an injury complication video?
The needle launcher and throwing knives could be a deterrant against a non-comitted attacker, but if the attacker is commited you're basically giving them a weapon to stick you with, so yeah, worse by far.
The baton, and monkey fist are probably the best, although the monkey fist needs a better handle
So....Joerg has visited Tod from Tod's workshop, He's collaborated with Shadiversity.
It WOULD be awfully fantastic if Mike and him did something.
Just saying.
It would. Man, the self defense tools they could come up with together would be terrifying
That's what I was thinking, is this the beginning of the true unification of mainstream martial arts RUclips/self defense RUclips and HEMA RUclips?
I would LOVE to see the slingshot that Joerg makes to Mike's specifications. That's the collaboration I just found out that I needed in my life.
Dude is RIGHT on with that.. "If you use this for self defense, you deserve to get punched in the face"
bahahahahah! RIGHT on! :) lol
probably your most entertaining video I have seen. I gives great insight into how your poor wife has to live with "arrested development" . Totally hilarious. Totally Loved it.
You must not have seen the pepperball tcp video...
@@hard2hurt I haven't either but that'll change once this one is done
Hahaha! The way the mannequins head fell off made me laugh pretty hard.
Throwing knife to the jugular was on point too.
Yeah I got really excited about that one.
Here waiting for healthcare professionals to weigh in on how bad that would have been IRL.
@@jimcarroll9738 If left untreated, pretty sure that would unalive most people.
That slingshot channel impression at the end was next level
Today I learned that Mike has an incredible maniacal laugh and I am very entertained and impressed lol
I don't do these videos just for the viewer...
You should link Jörg in description somewhere- he would probably laugh his ass off.
He'd design and make better sling-knuckles and send them to Mike
@@biohazard724 Probably not. Brass knuckles/ knuckledusters are illegal in Germany.
@@franktower9006 maybe he can "go over to Poland" and build it there
Like how Americans say they "go to Mexico" to street race
@@woodenchicken8743 I can't tell what the laws in Poland are. In the Czech Republic they are legal.
@@woodenchicken8743 yes that's what I tell my wife on my Cabo trips.
To fix the mace, drill a 3/8" hole in the head and clean it out with denatured alcohol or 91% isopropyl alcohol. Clean all the spikes that fell out.
Push the missing spikes back in, maybe use paper shims to make them stay. Then fill the head with resin (e.g. car body and fiberglassing resin).
Then it is heavyier and the spikes are locked in and bedded more firmly for harder strikes. A lot of these cheap weapons just need a little tuning to make them reliable.
Whoa...
That would make the spiked mace truly deadly. Imagine if you got someone right in the skull with a wind up over the head and a snap of your wrist on the follow through.
It would look like Gallagher , except brains skull pieces and a pool of blood !
Hell yeah, my favorite type of icy Mike video. Him doing hard to hurt things with his friends.
It's fun to do bad things.
And getting hurt because of it
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while(except when you about took out your eye). Love it how you shot his nipple with the slingshot and he said that wasn’t bad but Then the pain set in 😂. He doesn’t trust you very much 😂. This would be so much fun. The worst was the Chain thing that got your eye. The best the spike ball of spikes stayed in and the comb knife. They would know something was up if you had it Bc you have no hair 😂. 👍👍Two thumbs up for this Video 👏🏼👊🏼✊🏼
If you want to laugh even more check out Mike's series on the Stinger Tactical Whip.
@@dasc0yne oh yeah lol. I’ll definitely be doing that. Thanks I appreciate that 👊🏼✊🏼
But he does have an epic beard.
I like that every grown man's first thought is to hit themselves with something to see how much it hurts.
After years of laughing with Jake Mace you hit yourself in the eye with a chain whip 🤣
"this was the thing I was the most excited about and I'm already disappointed" might be the most spot on description of Wish I've ever heard
Also, this video is hilarious, I choked on my lunch like three times in the first five minutes ahahahah
you just have to love the Jörg impression!
I was laughing and nervous all at the same time man. I'm so glad that you didn't put your eye out.
In all the videos I've watched, I've never seen Mike release this much of his inner child. Reminds me of the good ol' days as a teenager. Nothing quite like playing with weapons in the back yard.
9:31 the funniest line ever “I’m surgical with this bit€h jake” I love you man keep making videos
Will we be expecting a wish batman coming soon? THE BATGUY 😂
Also loved the slingshot channel ref at the end. I love that channel
The way he yelled his wife's name, you know she's inside thinking "what is it this time?". 😂😂
Genius vid. The tension builds the whole video wondering what stupid ass weapon ends up cutting Mike's eye.
That was what I was trying to do
Hahaha, Mike's diabolical laughter after he hit the dummy in the balls. 🤣
*damages his own eye*
*puts safety glasses AFTER damaging his eye*
*removes the safety glasses to use the slingshot*
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
I'm so good at this.
Question - you ever going to tackle that "Detroit Urban Survival Training" clown whose been trending on TikTok? He's got this police officer roleplay aesthetic going and his advice is some of the worst stuff considering the views he's getting.
Ugh... I hadn't planned to but the DMs and comments about it keep rolling sooo...
@@hard2hurt Lol I mean just make the content you want to make, but you gotta admit, the topic is trendy and that's generally good for views I think
@@hard2hurt I subscribed because it's so damn funny. Me and a couple friends from the gym keep joking about "increasing our survivability" and "biomechanics" now.
Winslow? Yeah terrible advice
@@arbogast4950 Sargeant Cringe? Yeah, the worst.
Wish sells "bullet proof vests" that a BB could go through... and I love that Crossbow guy you were imitating, his repeating crossbows are awesome.
It's like waiting for the Darwin award achievement to pop up lol I love he gets safety glasses and then wears them on his head the rest of the video 😂
Loooool the Joerg impression took me of guard. Good stuff
That chain thing, it took me several weeks of training using rope and smallest lock padded with several layers of cloth before I got the confidence to use the real things. It's a dangerous weapon fotlr the enemy as well as to the user
The Jorge Sprave impression made me subscribe. I love the SlingShot channel
About damn time Wish. Keeping icy mike and us fans waiting in suspense.
It only took them 2 months to send most of what I ordered... but it took me a year to make the video... so only like half their fault.
LOOOOL, the knight hoodie was hilarious. So was the gimme your commissary line, mid comb shanking 🤣
I've been hit by a knife thrown at my back in school. It just bounced off. The depressing part was that i never found out who did it, despite it happening in class with around two dozen people watching.
Good you ok❤
8:00 "Safety first" after nearly blinding yourself... 9:09 starts testing sling shot with safety glasses perched on forehead! LOL.
Let's see more on that monkey fist and whip chain and mace and Baton. I think each of them deserve their own episode with testing and whatnot.
I edited out my entire schpiel on monkey fist because it will be its own video one day
9:02 you can actually very easily turn that knuckle duster into a deadly weapon just switch the pouch for a paracord and you can shoot razor sharp darts with it wich are btw very simple to make all u gotta do is grab bunch of steel wires from an umbrella and than cut them with pliers to the preferred size and than flatten the tips with hammer cut a triangle shape on them with pliers sharpen them a little with stone sharpener and saw a little hook so the paracord can rest and shoot the darts
I think you were confusing the 9-sectional whip chain with how to use a rope dart. Either way, they make for great movies and less practical self defense.
brass knuckles can work if its sitting on a full handguard, maybe with some cushioning inside of it as well to take away the blowback of hitting someone with it. and to have that on a slingshot, i think is the ultimate self defense weapon.
That safety 1st When it was clearly 2nd had me rolling 🤣
It had me rolling too...
@@hard2hurt lmao
I told you to be careful you want to practice live blades you got to be on it your lucky you didn't lose your eye
Thank you momma for taking care of our boys boo boos! You’re an angel!
Wanna test some Kobudo weapons together? 🥋
No!
7:16 and everyone rags on safety glasses, but THIS is why they're a good idea🤣
Even if you don’t learn to fight from this channel , It is still genuinely entertaining 😂🙏🏻
This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Topped off with the awesome Jorge impression.
Mike: gets busted up by a weak, accidental hit.
Also Mike: Theres no way this'll hurt anybody 😂
Im nust gonna assume that was sarcasm 😉
It's all Fun & Games.... Until someone _nearly_ losses an eye.
I love Mike's cynical laugh when he does semi-detrimental damage to the mannequin. 😁✌️
I'm writing this half through the video and feeling a bit anxious after seeing the opening scene :D.
I love you Mike, I don't want you to loose an eye.
The monkey’s fist works. Supposedly it was a common weapon for sailors in port that’s why some cites made it illegal to carry. With that being said a sling is one of mans earliest weapons.
if I was a female it would definitely be on my Keychain as a damn good deterrent. I've got one for my daughter,just haven't given it to her yet,but I will
That manly man-hug at 4:43 is sweet somehow.
Also the black guy is definitely the better captain america. Watching you two makes me think of my teen years doing dumb stuff in someones backyard.
Out of everything there I definitely love the pathan because of the look and for a self-defense or even a fight as far as the throwing knives and the object that would throw the knives for you I love the idea of it that's definitely for sure but the rest of it was no good
That bit with the "lightsaber" is still my favorite. Watched this like five times now and shared. Dude you are the shit.
"Safety first."
Mike, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I think "first" means putting it on before something happens to you.
Oh right... that makes sense.
I love how mike said the chain whip won’t hurt anyone. Considering that he dropped himself with it and had the whole cut scene in the beginning of the video of himself leakin 🩸.. mike if your reading this Brodie I love your videos and this became one of my favorite.
I'd like to see a video discussing the use of a karambit as an edc and your thoughts on it.
I have some... I haven't spent enough time with them.
Nasty if used correctly. I have a cold steel talon 2 with the S-curve blade with 100% serrations. Extreme cutting.
@@barearms7598 nice! Seen that style of knife before and it definitely gets the job done. I have an emerson combat karambit that comes with their wave feature, so it deploys insanely quick. I am just wondering what Icy Mike thinks of them compared to a more traditional knife.
I love how the one thing Mike's like "you couldn't hurt anybody with that." Is the thing that not only drew blood but had him on the ground. I'm not endorsing it by any means just enjoying the irony.
I think that was a joke. Regardless, not a good idea to rely on a self defense weapon that can so easily hurt the user. If you're a master, that's another story.
@@overlorddante exactly why I clarified Im not endorsing it. I also think anything useful for self defense shouldn't have a learning curve. I know thats alot to ask and everyone should train. Just my veiw.
So the chain whip thing could actually work cause how much range it has.
It does like no damage.
but it's only damaging at that exact end range, and is totally unpredictable. I'd rather have a pool noodle with a knife sticking out the end, it'd do the same exact thing and be less likely to hurt me haha
@@hard2hurt you weren't swinging it it hard enough, the nine section whip was actually third weapon on Chinese warriors. You can so some complicated stick with it but it's just like swinging a around a chain
@@magicbeetle2292 there is a 0% chance that was ever used by any serious soldier.
C'mon man.
@@kanucks9" According to the book Soft Weapons: Nine-Section Whip and Rope Dart, "The nine-section whip, regarded as a 'powerful hidden weapon,' was first used on the battlefield during the Jìn Dynasty (265-420)" I ripped that off the Wikipedia page, and I mean it's a heavy steel object traveling at high speeds, and it it wraps something it'll come around a still hit the thing you were trying to hit with it
5:26 imagine going for a walk with your family in the forest and you hear this laugh.
Bro, I'm about to buy one of those extendo swords for real. That looks badass. Imagine you see someone getting mugged, you you walk up with what looks like a goddamn sword out of nowhere. Lol
Hello, just found your channel, love your brand of no nonsense and humor. Been searching your channel and haven't found that video about umbrella swordand stuff.
Also after watching a bunch of your videos the video "Hidden Weapons That Could Save Your Life!" by KarateMart popped up on my recommended. And all I could hear was your voice saying it was all garbage. And they have an umbrella sword!
I'm glad you're okay but next time you use that thing and wrap it around the dummies neck before you pull them yell out get over here LOL
You guys won the morning laugh with coffee for the day. Good shit gents!
I'd like to see steel toe cap boots tested for defence
That would be dope
Cold Steel has some neat plastic weapons that are pretty cheap and work pretty well, I feel like it would be a valid addition to the NPE video.
next video: most effective womens self defense DVD's
Yikes. Sounds not fun.
You use them like throwing stars
Love these videos, my favorite ones from this channel
That feeling when one youtuber you've trained with starts impersonating another youtuber you've hung out with... youtuber inception.
If you trained or hung out with me and didn't talk to me about training or hanging out with Joerg I'm mad at you.
@@hard2hurt we met through our mutual desire to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse. :D
it's like a RUclipsr inside a RUclipsr inside another RUclipsr.... but no one can RUclips that deep
I wanna see a Skallagrim and hard2hurt crossover
yes
Dude, that brass knuckle slingshot is dope. Lol!
He's hating on Wish, but it's about expectations. If you assume you're only going to get cheap trinkets, you'll get stuff that surprises you.
🤣He thought a murder was gonna happen at 1:40
It's like watching the Joker experimenting with toys in his backyard with an unwilling suspect 🤣🤙 Great stuff 👍😂
I like how he put the protective glasses right AFTER he almost gauged his eye out.
Every time Mike laughs, an angel gets a tactical flashlight
He said "there's no way you can hurt a person with this" you just hurt yourself with it😂🤣🤣😂
When I tell you I BUSTED MY SHIT LAUGHING @4:55
Am enjoying you mentoring the troubled youth, as someone out of the federal system myself I have seen a lot of people come out without true purpose, the kid is rough around the edges but seems deep down a decent guy that just needs a chance to find himself
I love how he Analyses the slingshot. Like "yeah, the ONE drawback of it, that you can use it close quarter." and instead of thinking of amore practical weapon the people behind that thing just thought: "yeah no, let's just slap a brace knuckle onto it. It's perf!"
Awesome:D
Me: Is that some sort of tactical hoodie?
Mike: Nah I just thought it looked cool in the ad
Accurate summary of the events.
Pure joy. Mike is living his best life.
First things first.
I hope you are doing fine and don't have any "post damage" ... sry I don't know how to say it. I just hope you are good now!
Now with that out of the way.
Seriuosly dude? That's what you get for not wearing safety glasses!
Your Jörg Sprave impression was really good! =)
Lol of course! The safety glasses come out *after* you get hurt. I'm the same way
Mikes laugh when using the extending sword the first time was the best! Very evil villain.
I just love how much fun he's having