I tried DIY Weapons so you don't have to
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2020
- The other day, someone sent me a video from r/MallNinjaSh*t of a guy turning a cucumber into a DIY concealed blade, and I immediately needed to look for more of these sketchy DIY weapons. I looked around, and BOY did the internet deliver. But do any of these actually work? To find out, I’m gonna build myself an arsenal of the internet’s finest DIY weaponry, run it through some testing, and see how it fares.
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“Don’t mind me officer, just taking a walk with my self-defense cucumber!”
😂😂😂
Officer, are you perhaps shaming me for my DIY natural DLDO? 😂😊👍 I just used it. Yes, TOUCH IT I DARE YOU.
Ps youtube deleted my prev comment, same comment just changed one word a lil LOL.
@@MonographicSingleheadedRUclips really loves their censorship
@@MonographicSingleheaded I love my dldos very very much
"I made an extremely effective knife by only using, a cucumber, a spoon, and an extremely effective knife"
I made an effective gun using a bullet shell, gun powder, a bullet, and a gun and mag
I made an extremely effective tree using bone meal, a saplin, a stick, 4 planks, and 50 logs. And more saplings and more bone meal.
made an extremely effective cigarette with some papers, filters and tobacco
Today I made an extremely effective apple using red dye, clay, an oven and an apple.
I have created and extremely effective baseball bat using a baseball bat and some cloth wrapping on the handle
i love how the weapon made out of fucking sugar and nail polish was the one he felt most confident in
it worked the best out of the other ones though
@@Max-qq6rz that’s what im tryna get at bro 😔 how tf is sugar and nail polish the best option
@@peemaster-uu9qoBecause it's the one with the least moving parts. Literally just a pointy stick, but made of sugar. And as human history has shown, pointy sticks are really good at killing things.
So I think this just confirms the candy cane shank everyone makes when eating a candy cane is an almost viable weapon
i mean theyre gonna break in 1 poke, but if your poke is directly in the jugular in the side of the neck, can be 100% lethal.
And you can disappear the weapon so no evidence.
@@joeydr1497 assuming you're ok with eating blood
@@nebula_unauthorized3093 just run it under a sink until the sugar is gone
@@andrewliu6592 OH YEAH
“Any weapon is an effective weapon when used against one’s nuts” - Sun Tzu
One of Sun Tzu’s lesser known stratagems
-the art of war
Ha
“All war is based on deception”- Sun Tzu
Women: I have no such weaknesses
Two of the diy “weapons” first require purchasing weapons.
Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.
@@tommythompson6516 with the shoe knife just kick your enemy in the nuts
@@thIDthIRreenactor somewhat true but then you have to listen to their screams
Yea
@Back-up For the back-up I bet the guy who made that watched kingsman like once and thought: yeah that seems effective
"Aren't you going to be way more suspicious of a guy with a giant cucumber sticking out of his pocket?"
No need to fear, there's room in the rear.
Ooof....😂 the old prison pocket.
The jolly rancher knife is scary especially considering it won’t set off a metal detector.
A Plastic shank would be more effective and deadlier
Maybe the dyes in the nail polish contain some metal. I know the kinds I have have some form of metal in them.
"Sean the Impaler" is my favorite WWE fighter.
It's spelled Shawn
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 it's Shaun
Hmm
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 theres different ways of spelling it
It’s Chon
Imagine you’re a nurse and some guy comes in covered in blood and says he got stabbed by a knife made with jolly ranchers
I would be lile well i aint saving you so the news would say
Man killed by jolly ranchers homemade knife
@@cypher5377 then Democrats will ban high capacity assult jolly ranchers haha
why are you so hard to craft
or "i got stabbed by a cucumber knife"
"Here's an ice pack."
I remember i made spears in my back yard by scraping big sticks i found on the concrete, i got pretty good at throwing and thrusting them
there are a bunch of holes in the tree behind one of my old houses
how many holes did you make,did you count?
@@justaguyposting5508 no
If you had only known to fire harden the points, you'd be REALLY Paleo1
I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.
“I Velcro’d the knife so it comes off easier”
“I took the screws out of my gun so it can break apart easier”
life hack: if you leave the gas on your gas stove on the next time you'll use it you won't have to turn it on again, you just light the fire and boom it's done, it's that easy
@@greengreen110 Emphasis on the *boom*
"I kept my car on so I don't need to put the key in when I go in"
I took the gunpowder out of my 7.62 so itll be quiter
@@jahseh_onfroy8952 but thats how it works
candy dagger:
+does insane damage
+best weapon in the video
+easily made
+can backstab
-breaks after 4 uses
*-no random critical hits*
Emergency provision too, if you don't mind the nail polish coating
the "glass" dagger
The stats kinda sound like a weapon in TF2.
Why
I mean you can put it back together and also break a piece off in their large intestine, let the doctors have fun with that
I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.
They have thumb tacks with a small metal head instead of the giant plastic you had to cut off. The small flat metal head ones fit perfectly behind the dart tips if you use a knife to cut half way around the edge of the dart, slide the pin in and pierce through the head, then a dab of hot glue to seal it all up, and also makes it heavier
Imagine seeing on the news:
“Man stabbed to death with a jolly rancher icicle that the suspect likes to call *the shank* “
The Jolly Shanker
Hoist the jolly rancher!
😂😂😂😂
I am dying at this comment plz 💀🤚
@@trindalas THE JOLLY SHANKER EIFNEOFJEODDE
I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully
easier to just get scissors
The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective
Tfw the weird kid pulls out the jolly ranchers
John wick... Pencils are dangerous af
@@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)
"Lets try and light a sensitive fire using a battery and some toilet paper outside without anything to block the wind" I like this guy
There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.
Missed opportunity to call the paint roller the “Pain Roller”
" *YOU CALL THIS BRUTALITY, WE CALL THIS A DIFFUCULTY TWEAK* "
No, just no.
Oh hello there M.r. Wolololo man.
The paint roller could help at zombie
Apocalypse
Or a skint roller
Imagine being in a knife fight and a guy pulls out a cucumber and a jolly rancher dagger
RUN
No a jolly shanker
lucky for you, you've got a knife in your shoe, velcroed for *easy removal*
@@thecrystaltide3757 *w o n d e r f u l*
When you pick weapons for their stats despite their looks
Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.
I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.
I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade.
Source: I sell these knives at my store
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"
LMAO 😂
LMCO
(laughing my cucumber off)
😶
lmao
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me", "yes, would would you like to see my weapon"
"So can you please explain why you're carving a hole into a cucumber"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you"
Don't worry about it mom
The bar for a DIY weapon should be: "is it more effective and easier than a pointed stick"
8:09 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OPENING THAT WITH THAT KNIFE!!!?!?!?!? USE THE CUCUMBER!
"Bro why do you have a cucumber in your pocket"
"personal use"
“personal use”
Well yeah but it will be a rotten in a week.
@@theguyyouvemet596 it will, but the knife would still be in place
self- *dill* fense
@@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD
I like how these are either
"It's a knife, in a weird sheath"
"It's a shiv"
Or "it would work if it tried less"
goin smaller n smaller
@@johnynoway9127you mean better and better
I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)
"is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
*GETS SHANKED*
When I heard jolly rancher shank I imagined it was just sucking it to a point like everybody does with candy canes.
fair enough
@@nicholausolson4203 fair point indeed...
@@estelle7126 pun intended?
Honestly that’s probably better than using a heat source like if you were in a prison
thats a gay way of preparing to kill someone
Imagine someone on the “mean streets” approaching you with the jolly shanker.
Jolly shanker lmao
I would run for my life
Ill chef up up bruv
Not just "a" it's THE jolly shanker
The kids who think their roadmen
As far as DIY/ improvised weapons go, you can't go wrong with a Slungshot or a Millwall Brick.
I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔
Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.
Yeah, just like those blowdarts used by jungle tribes back then.
"We don't have knife to cut the cake"
Some random dude: *pulls out his cucumber*
Another guy: kicks the cake
Third guy: we got jolly ranchers and a blowtorch right?
*Makes jolly rancher shank*
That sentence sounds very wrong in such way I couldn't explain when taken out of context.
@@mrigankjain4857 😂
@@katar9090 😂
This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.
Hes intelegence 100. 💯
dumb af
He was putting his fingers near a blowtorch flame. He clearly isn't super smart.
I dont think the nails should fly out bc he wrapped in steel cable and hot glued it
18:05
As a person who works at a university, I’m trying to imagine what my reaction would be if I walked into one of our spaces to see somebody shanking a duct tape person with a jolly rancher shiv😂
DIY?
I know that!
*Procedes to make an entire suit of medevil armor and halberd with merely 5 chunks of metal ore*
The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"
Why did you say pickle, the cucumber has not been made into a pickle.
@@FallingStary 🤓
@@FallingStary 🤓
Or an infamous Dale Gribble King of the Hill Quote: “if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite”
Or Dale knowing how to make a bomb from toilet paper and a stick of dynamite
No one:
Me seeing the jolly rancher shank
“The snack that stabs you back!”
@Wesley J. so much better than what I was gonna say!
Tim Hortons
Jolly Ranchers!!
@LANDYN HOLDEN I mean... NotSo-Jolly Ranchers
You know what would make this funnier? Removing the unneeded "No one:."
Thanks for the help! Now all that's left on my to-do list is escape this high security prison
Lo
4:05 the suction cup man joke is palpable and I LOVE IT
i love how the only redeeming quality of the shoe and cucumber is that they are a knife
The shoe was actually a part for a cosplay for the joker from the dark night
@@SoySauce811 i thought its from kingsman
@@danerson8525 I think they're both lol
And then getting kicked in the shins just got more painful
Bond had it 1st on film in 1963 (Russia with love) . The book used it in 1957.
Was probably used before in some form or another.
Imagine getting chased by a guy with a cucumber in his pocket yelling he has a knife
That is the most threatening thing I’ve ever imagined
OMG yes
Imagine getting murdered with sweets
That would be scarier than if they had the knife out in plain sight-
@Captain Bruh oh no-
"what are your specialties?"
I can make a knife out of a cucumber and a knife
For an internet weapon, the candy shank was actually really effective. Plus, even if it breaks, which it did, you could just repair it via fire.
I love how the dummy coughs out stuffing when hit🤣
yeah that was good. so it kinda also mimicked an anime punch because the victim coughed after getting hit.
Ikr
Junkyard digs fancy seeing you here love your videos man
@@julwoshere anime logic
lol
When the jolly rancher shank is more effective than some forged in fire weapons
I dont think it would hold up to the ICE CHOP
@@pumkin610 nah but as Doug would say Et weel keel
*It will K E E L*
O B J E C T I O N
I've tried the whole gum wrapper & battery trick. And it worked. But you also shock the hell out of your fingers too when you press the ends down on the battery.
Weapon that everybody made as kids: candy cane knife
Jolly Rancher Shank:
5-8 damage
+5 damage against players with diabetes
8 uses only
Items needed to craft:
Jolly Ranchers
Fire
Nail Polish
lolololo
Extra damage if the attacker licked it before stabbing as well, human saliva is full of shit that can make others sick
@@daand.1042 As if I needed another reason to be asexual
@@daand.1042 I was referring to kissing by the way...
Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS
Louis: “The knife punctured!”
Me: “That’s what they were made for.”
Its like that time 1.1 million knife's were recalled for a laceration hazard
@@aarondavis7526 bruh
I love your videos buddy it's like you make my daydreams at work into reality haha
The sheer amount of work you put into this earned my sub, great video
Petition to call the spiked paint roller
"The Pain Roller"
Yes
no
Yes
Where do I sign
It's paints people red without paint!
robber: give me all your money!
*stabs robber with jolly rancher*
Idk why but I laughed
69 likes
Best comment, this made me laugh so hard!!
"Ain't so jolly NOW, are ya?"
@@MultiNaruto900 Underrated comment
For the battery and gum wrapper thing, it works precisely because it's not a great conductor, so it inevitably develops a hot spot to ignite the paper. If you short a battery out with some heavy wire you'll see the battery gets hot and blows up before you generate enough heat for a fire because the most energy dissipates wherever the greatest resistance is in the circuit.
The thing I feel you should have mentioned about the shiv, it’s intended for repeated motions, it’s not just the one stab you take, but repeated stabs, and stabbing at the torso to puncture a organ for certain fatality, unless they’re rushed to the hospital, death is a certainty in those situations
In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.
damn
partypooper
Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed.
And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.
@@simonspacek3670 or if you poke it in the eye you would go blind and probably lose ur eye because of the sugar and bacteria
@@PatriciadeMeij Poking eyes is definitely awful thing. Even the nerf gun with pins would probably stop man if it would hit an eye.
Officer: whatcha got there?
Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber
Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base
Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack
Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out*
Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber
Person: to cut it
Officer: what
Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack
Officer: but it was _inside_
Person: it was stored _for convenience_
@@Weisz lmaooo
Officer: Oh dude sick, I’ve got one too! [swings around baton in huge cucumber]
@@Weisz just made my comment 2x better
17:43
From
+5 attack
-2 stealth
To
+10 danger
-4 speed
Congrats on being the “video I put next to my ear as I dozed off” tonight. Extra congrats for being there when I heard whispers in my sleep paralysis ☠️
“That’s why today I’m gonna be building myself an arsenal of the internet’s best DIY weapons”
People behind him in the office: 👁👄👁
Ah yes the "Pickle Rick", "The Heels", the "Pain Roller" and "Sweet Revenge"...
*”I’M PICKLE RIIICKKK”*
I know I might be wrong but
The person who put pickles in food is a disgrace to humanity
Omp
Oml
@@Iianator I agree
4:42 the woman looking over her shoulder gets me every time 🙃😂🙃
the cook book holder isn't a bad idea to be fair
Two of the weapons are actually just knives that are inconvenient to pull out to protect yourself with but things like the shank are pretty innovative
yes knive can stab human, what a surprise
Yeah i was waiting for him to say 'well... it is a knife'.
@@Kapados_
It's more edible than other knives.
The candy shank was used to kill someone in prison
@@sil3ntkn1ght27 article?
"if you like to talk to tomatoes..." *stab*
LARRY NO
@@Weisz *YES BOB IT MUST BE DONE*
Ok stay away from me
Woah
@@tomatoboi5735 lol
"the back half isnt all that strong"
*cut to him literally drilling the entire back half out*
"Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder is far deadlier in my hands, than this bow is in yours."
Ron Swanson
Anything... if you're brave enough... especially a knifecumber.
So no one is going to talk about how his teacher let a kid chase him down with a thumbtack restrain him and then stab him in the thumb?
And that's why now kids can't get anything remotely unsafe
boomers: **hank hill voice** "it builds character!"
Nah that's just accepted as fact nowadays
The quiet kid started young
@the golden doomslayer Well, unfortunately kids like to stab and throw fireworks at each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You can't beat a shank. You break a shank, now you have two shanks.
I highly enjoyed watching this particular video.
And the moral of the story: A hot glue gun is far more dangerous
Hot glue gun with screws attached to the end around the tip thingy where the glue comes out. Stab then inject the glue.
@@officersoulknight6321 seems like you’ve thought about this... smart idea i guess tho xD
@@officersoulknight6321 mmm is that flex glue I smell
Nah it’s safe had it since the age of 7
"Whats that bulge in your pocket?"
"My knife"
"M,friend"
I think you mean “My cucumber”
@@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 No, it's an ancient family heirloom of tremendous power.
"Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Oh, its a cucumber" *stabs them*
You need a retaining pin for the cucumber knife. Will probably work surprisingly well, but as the video mentioned, a regular knife is probably more discreet.
Imagine mugging someone and then they start pulling out a gum wrapper, a battery, nail polish, and jolly ranchers.
Sean: *tries to murder an 8 year old*
Sean The Impaler: *gets a cool nickname and no punishments at all*
once someone tried to twist my pinky off
Kindergarten is 5 years old
Murder with a thumbtack. Very common
You could just call him Chucky
@@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 *MURDER THE YOUNGLING ANYWAY*
The diy weapons instructions be like:
Step one: get a knife.
Done.
or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.
@@johnisaacburns7260
Just get a lot of sticks
And get a lot of knifes
Stick the stick to the knifes
Knife sticks
@@circa134 so a spear?
@@micropaw1732 nonono attach the stick to the knife. A stick with a knife handle
@@nathanholyland9493 ohhh, I don’t what I was thinking, your totally right, my bad
carrying a cucumber in your pocket is even more suspicious lol
‘’This is the work of a genius’’ greatest quote of the year
The nail paint roller isn't a weapon. That's a DIY BDSM toy, you fools.
We only need rope
How
@@whyiwakeup6460 wartenberg wheel
@@DickEnchilada I see you are a man of culture as well
Or a new paint effect.
Imagine getting into a fight and your opponent takes out his cucumber
Omg its six from little nightmares
Imagine 69 likes
imagine kicking a guy in the nuts and you accidentally activate the shoe blade
@@somerandomperson4693 bro
@@somerandomperson4693 AHHHHHHHH IM IN P A I N JUST BY THINKING OF THAT
Dude was shocked a knife penetrated and I’m wondering why I watched this.
i love the fact that while making the intro, everyone in the backgroud scrable to get the fuck out of dodge lmfao!
That paint roller was probably a selfmade spike roller used to pierce holes into the wallpaper so it can be removed more easily.
That... actually makes sense
I thought it was for electric play
Or no ring death matches
Who woulda’ thought, the knife acts like a knife regardless of the handle.
Just imagine the knife flinging out
@@notanerd5220 *B R U T A L I T Y* Cucumber dart wins
@@notanerd5220 You’d be in a bit of a pickle.
@@patrickstar4876 pfft 😂
I am going to like every single one of your videos and I’m already subscribed
Is anyone going to talk about how hard this guy works? Like he puts HOURS into his videos. Props to Louis Weisz!
"Cucumber concealed knife" well... I know what at least a few of you are thinking on where to hide that.
69 likes as well 😂👌
Bag of groceries.
Party salad kit
Planned assassination in the produce isle.
K n i f e c o c k
Yeah, in my stomach! Oh wait...
Time to make a Caesar Salad
the thing about putting a knife in a cucumber is that you still just straight up have a knife....of course its gonna "work" lol
Knife in a cucumber is more of a concealment attempt than an actual weapon
@@supe4701 exactly, so testing it's effectiveness as a weapon doesn't make much sense
@@blueman4232 Are you saying you weren't impressed with how well-concealed it was with that cucumber sticking out of his pocket?!
@@sleepysera that's true....but i might be more frightened of a man with a cucumber than with a knife
@@blueman4232 i wouldn't since why would someone have a cucumber that a weapon if they have a cucumber they are just a weird person. I would be more afraid of the knife than a cucumber.
“I can easily keep shoving it way further in there” XD
"That's not a knife. This is a knife!"
-whips out zucchini
me: *kills someone*
also me: *eats weapon*
No evidence
Haha
@@griffindotexe6620 in prison evidence equals death
Also you: just ate nail polish coated jolly ranchers double coated with blood and tears
@@Kadamien Yeah
I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls
That does sound like it could work.
My first thought too
I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.
I was guessing it was a tool also
I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".
“Some show called ‘Black is the New Orange’”
Me, neither, my guy.
I would assume a man with a cucumber in his pocket is just happy to see me.
“This was Filmed before Coronavirus” ah yes... The Good Times...
Those weapons will be good when the zombies come
Another doge!!!!!! REEEEEEE
2020 B.C
....Before Covid
Yes the good old days
Before the Great Reset