I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully
The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective
@@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)
I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.
I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.
The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"
In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.
Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed. And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.
@@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD
I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade. Source: I sell these knives at my store
This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"
I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls
I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.
I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".
There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.
Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS
Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.
I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.
Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.
I'm glad the cucumber knife didn't hurt you. I expected that the stab motion would stop the knife but your hand would move forward, thus resulting the blade cutting your hand.
that sounds more believable. the TSA has been known to be extremely creative in their definition of weapon and frequently has to reprimand agents for taking things for novelty instead of safety
@@codysurfer8232 but still...why would you take that on a flight? Like what are you doing in life that you need a diy wallpaper perforator at all times? If you're a pro then you probably aren't using this MacGyver ass shit, so why? I feel like this story is prefaced with florida man...
@@michag4337 probably working. Youd be surprised how much certain craftsman travel. I knew a guy who installed window blinds and oddly enough that job took him all over the country. yea you could buy one when you are there but maybe he likes his better.
I think the candy shank is the most dangerous one. especially if you get a lucky hit through their intestines into their spine. good luck to the ER doc trying to fix a sugar encrusted bowel leak.
For the record, OTF (out the front) knives ARE classified as switchblades or automatic knives. So they are illegal to own or illegal to carry in a lotta places.... like my state. Which really makes me mad cause I want one.
Dude low key I have no idea if they are legal in my state -- if this map is still accurate it looks good for you too though! ravencresttactical.com/otf-knife-laws/ because low key yes they are super sick
@@Weisz Well they are legal to own in MS but not legal to "carry concealed" lol. Politics. Depending on how a particular cop defines concealed, you may be fine carrying it with a pocket clip or not
I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)
The point of the gum wrapper is that they’re not very conducive so the resistivity provides heat and the paper part of the wrapper provides a medium for a flame.
Officer: whatcha got there? Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack
Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out* Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber Person: to cut it Officer: what Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack Officer: but it was _inside_ Person: it was stored _for convenience_
@@blueman4232 i wouldn't since why would someone have a cucumber that a weapon if they have a cucumber they are just a weird person. I would be more afraid of the knife than a cucumber.
I'm just gonna point out that the jolly rancher shank is probably *MORE* dangerous, having the potential to break off. Because it could theoretically break off, WHILE stabbed into a person.
I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a stiletto, and was super surprised with how little force it took to do so. I was not surprised one bit with how effective that Jolly Rancher shank was.
Stilettos are meant to stab people, they're knives. I don't know why that made you thing the jolly ranchers would work though lmao, stilettos are steel
@@pyroparagon8945 True! It was more that something long and thin but not too flat can do a lot more damage than you would think, even if it’s not too sharp (probably would have been more careful with that stiletto if I realized that it didn’t need to be sharp to be dangerous). Honestly, Jolly Ranchers can be pretty hard, too. Not enough to do be reusable, but enough to not shatter on impact.
@@pyroparagon8945 Where I’m from stiletto refers to a wide category of knives ranging from daggers to folding knives, usually from Italy, that all have long slender blades with a thicket cross section, specifically made with the intention of stabbing deep, usually as an assassination weapon. Although I like collecting them for use as letter openers and for self defense.
@@GogiRegion same here, but I read online their are places that have a type of female shoe called that. You said they weren't very sharp, but usually that type of knife here is razor sharp so I got confused
Speaking to the "wouldn't it look weird with a cucumber sticking out of your pocket" part of this, I regularly carry my groceries in my pocket as in the UK we have don't have free bags and I often forget to take my own bags to the shops and I have large pockets. I have definitely carried a cucumber in my coat pocket before and no one has batted an eye lid.
I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔 Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.
The reason the battery can start a fire is because when you put the slightly metallic gum wrapper to both sides it causes a short circuit. The reason it didn't work again is because after it short circuits the battery is basically dead, meaning you'd need a fresh battery to try again
@@selenefrost6267 honestly, no. It's quite clear that it can't go into his eye, and he is holding the roller firmly in his hand - he has complete control over the movement of the roller, and where it goes. Unlike shooting pointy metal at a bouncy surface, where he has no idea of - nor control over - where it bounces to
or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.
He’s testing all these weapons but he’s missing one of the most effective DIY weapons: Take a towel, wet it, then roll it up diagonally and you can use the corner as a whip point. I ended up having to treat a kid for a extremely severe laceration that required a transfusion due to blood loss because his idiot friend thought it’d be an interesting thing to test on a fellow person
@@brah3565 its real. My brother used to do that to me. It takes a little practice, but towels are real good for sisterwhippin. I never got lacerations from it, but ive gotten welts
@@ErisApplebottom i try it and it did not work lmfao i am pretty sure because i dont wet it fyi:i am not 18 so i still live in my parent house and if i wet my towel on purpose they would say are you crazy? And are you losing your mind?
The "paintroller of death" would likely slip over something like a short novelty baseball bat you would buy at a souvenir shop, it's highly unlikely you would use it with the roller handle. Also, that weapon is not meant for penetration, it's meant to tear flesh.
You really need to give prisoners more credit!!! Mythbuster ran an episode that showed how to make fully functional and lethal crossbows out of common prison materials.
I was just about to write that. Being stopped by TSA does not a weapon make. One time I had to fly with my calipers, I keep them in a sleeve that says "digimatic caliper" when a young female TSA pulled me out of line for additional screening because I had some kind of "small axe". Luckily she went to get a Sr. Agent upon seeing them said, "Oh man, nice calipers" and let me on my way.
@@buckshott00 i had no idea what caliper meant in english and upon translating it, i fucking pissed myself cant believe she thought those were fucking mini axes im crying
@@smallweinersteve8808 Thanks Guy!! Glad something good came from it. Flying as an engineer is hard. TSA has had their hands on on my junk more than my highschool girlfriends.
Giving it a straight handle and using it as a mace would work. Impossible to keep the nails properly alignned with the target on the roller. And yes, less nails will still be better.
When I was real little,my brother made thumbtack darts without me knowing.we then had a nerf war and he used the “special darts” and hit me in the forehead.I know have a decent sized scar on my head:)
My mum punched my uncle while holding a pencil as a child (he was being horrible to her and she forgot she was holding a pencil) and he has a little blue dot to this day.
@@violetskies14 those things are like tattoos, a friend of mine accidentally hit another friend with a sharp pencil, and the mark is still there, they don't go away hahahah, i myself have one in the leg
@@Pao234_ Idk how you have to hit the pencil but I was stabbed by a pencil. It went straight into my arm like a knife(the pencil was fully sharpened)(about 5mm depth). But, I do not have any mark or tattoo and I was stabbed just 6 years ago. It healed in 4 to 5 weeks and there is no mark now.
School: No weapons, no snowballs, no bottle flips, no finger guns. My P7 class: Shards of ice, metal poles, bricks, parkour tower over 5 foot tall. School: Fine by me.
The thing I feel you should have mentioned about the shiv, it’s intended for repeated motions, it’s not just the one stab you take, but repeated stabs, and stabbing at the torso to puncture a organ for certain fatality, unless they’re rushed to the hospital, death is a certainty in those situations
The scary part about the Jolly shiv was you could theoretically stick it together via spit due to being inherently sticky, you just need the Nail polish
I work as a Corrections Officer. That shank, while creative, is far from the most creative thing I've seen inmates come up with. I once searched an inmate and found a working crossbow made out of plastic toothbrushes. These guys have nothing but time, and they use it to come up with crazy shit.
I think the reason why the shank works is because it was actually made with intention to stab someones guts, and most probably because it's hard to fuck up a *POINTY STICK*
I am legitimately scared of the jolly rancher knife, like a stove top; some candy and a really angry 8 year old could do a lot of damage to a school bully
easier to just get scissors
The fact that it would not set off a metal detector is crazy but kabar makes hard plastic fork knives that do the same thing and are stronger and more effective
Tfw the weird kid pulls out the jolly ranchers
John wick... Pencils are dangerous af
@@danielmckinney7668 you can easily buy a plastic spike (looking at the stuff you push into the ground) and sharpen it for like a dollar. (but the candy shank also could work if you can't get your hands on something that may be seen as a weapon)
“Don’t mind me officer, just taking a walk with my self-defense cucumber!”
😂😂😂
Officer, are you perhaps shaming me for my DIY natural DLDO? 😂😊👍 I just used it. Yes, TOUCH IT I DARE YOU.
Ps youtube deleted my prev comment, same comment just changed one word a lil LOL.
@@MonographicSingleheadedRUclips really loves their censorship
@@MonographicSingleheaded I love my dldos very very much
Imagine seeing on the news:
“Man stabbed to death with a jolly rancher icicle that the suspect likes to call *the shank* “
The Jolly Shanker
Hoist the jolly rancher!
😂😂😂😂
I am dying at this comment plz 💀🤚
@@trindalas THE JOLLY SHANKER EIFNEOFJEODDE
So I think this just confirms the candy cane shank everyone makes when eating a candy cane is an almost viable weapon
i mean theyre gonna break in 1 poke, but if your poke is directly in the jugular in the side of the neck, can be 100% lethal.
And you can disappear the weapon so no evidence.
@@joeydr1497 assuming you're ok with eating blood
@@nebula_unauthorized3093 just run it under a sink until the sugar is gone
@@andrewliu6592 OH YEAH
"I made an extremely effective knife by only using, a cucumber, a spoon, and an extremely effective knife"
I made an effective gun using a bullet shell, gun powder, a bullet, and a gun and mag
I made an extremely effective tree using bone meal, a saplin, a stick, 4 planks, and 50 logs. And more saplings and more bone meal.
made an extremely effective cigarette with some papers, filters and tobacco
Today I made an extremely effective apple using red dye, clay, an oven and an apple.
I have created and extremely effective baseball bat using a baseball bat and some cloth wrapping on the handle
“I Velcro’d the knife so it comes off easier”
“I took the screws out of my gun so it can break apart easier”
@@greengreen110 Emphasis on the *boom*
"I kept my car on so I don't need to put the key in when I go in"
I took the gunpowder out of my 7.62 so itll be quiter
@@jahseh_onfroy8952 but thats how it works
“I took the safety off my gun so it would shoot more easily”
candy dagger:
+does insane damage
+best weapon in the video
+easily made
+can backstab
-breaks after 4 uses
*-no random critical hits*
Emergency provision too, if you don't mind the nail polish coating
the "glass" dagger
The stats kinda sound like a weapon in TF2.
Why
@@mikedaniels470 makeshift caber with 4 htis before breaking
I think the paint roller wasn't a weapon. It's pretty much the same as a "bubble buster" for laminate work. It takes the bubbles out of fiberglass/carbonfiber on extremely large projects.
I like how these are either
"It's a knife, in a weird sheath"
"It's a shiv"
Or "it would work if it tried less"
goin smaller n smaller
@@johnynoway9127you mean better and better
Missed opportunity to call the paint roller the “Pain Roller”
" *YOU CALL THIS BRUTALITY, WE CALL THIS A DIFFUCULTY TWEAK* "
No, just no.
Oh hello there M.r. Wolololo man.
The paint roller could help at zombie
Apocalypse
Or a skint roller
When I heard jolly rancher shank I imagined it was just sucking it to a point like everybody does with candy canes.
fair enough
@@nicholausolson4203 fair point indeed...
@@estelle7126 pun intended?
Honestly that’s probably better than using a heat source like if you were in a prison
thats a gay way of preparing to kill someone
I've always thought that if the NASA ever needed to improvise with random objects again, getting some prisoners on the team would be extremely effective.
“Any weapon is an effective weapon when used against one’s nuts” - Sun Tzu
One of Sun Tzu’s lesser known stratagems
-the art of war
Ha
“All war is based on deception”- Sun Tzu
Women: I have no such weaknesses
Imagine being in a knife fight and a guy pulls out a cucumber and a jolly rancher dagger
RUN
No a jolly shanker
lucky for you, you've got a knife in your shoe, velcroed for *easy removal*
@@thecrystaltide3757 *w o n d e r f u l*
When you pick weapons for their stats despite their looks
The cucumber knife only needing a pickle and a knife has the same energy as "Dave the barbarian makes a homemade megaphone only using string, a squirrel and a megaphone"
Why did you say pickle, the cucumber has not been made into a pickle.
@@FallingStary 🤓
@@FallingStary 🤓
Or an infamous Dale Gribble King of the Hill Quote: “if you want I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite”
Or Dale knowing how to make a bomb from toilet paper and a stick of dynamite
"Lets try and light a sensitive fire using a battery and some toilet paper outside without anything to block the wind" I like this guy
"Sean the Impaler" is my favorite WWE fighter.
It's spelled Shawn
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 it's Shaun
Hmm
@@inameunnamedsongs4559 theres different ways of spelling it
It’s Chon
I love how the dummy coughs out stuffing when hit🤣
yeah that was good. so it kinda also mimicked an anime punch because the victim coughed after getting hit.
Ikr
Junkyard digs fancy seeing you here love your videos man
@@julwoshere anime logic
lol
"So can you please explain why you're carving a hole into a cucumber"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you"
Don't worry about it mom
"Aren't you going to be way more suspicious of a guy with a giant cucumber sticking out of his pocket?"
No need to fear, there's room in the rear.
Ooof....😂 the old prison pocket.
Imagine someone on the “mean streets” approaching you with the jolly shanker.
Jolly shanker lmao
I would run for my life
Ill chef up up bruv
Not just "a" it's THE jolly shanker
The kids who think their roadmen
"We don't have knife to cut the cake"
Some random dude: *pulls out his cucumber*
Third guy: we got jolly ranchers and a blowtorch right?
*Makes jolly rancher shank*
That sentence sounds very wrong in such way I couldn't explain when taken out of context.
@@mrigankjain4857 😂
@@kaidos_studio 😂
@@helyasyaima4354sorry my English is week
In high school, we heard about the candy cane shiv, which involves just breaking the loop part and licking the jagged end to a sharp point. They were incredibly sharp. Fragile as hell, but we were able to stab one through 5 layers of cardboard. In the end, a girl stabbed her tongue and that stopped our experiment.
damn
partypooper
Fragile might be advantage in prison environment. You have one good stab and then the tip stays inside. I don't know what exactly is in those things but I doubt that you want it stuck in your body. It will dissolve quite quickly, but I think that it would also feed bacteria there, so it is not only painful stab but also inflammation and probably some strong antibiotics would be needed.
And if other people disarm you, the weapon is useless now, because the sharp bit is gone.
@@simonspacek3670 or if you poke it in the eye you would go blind and probably lose ur eye because of the sugar and bacteria
@@PatriciadeMeij Poking eyes is definitely awful thing. Even the nerf gun with pins would probably stop man if it would hit an eye.
The jolly rancher knife is scary especially considering it won’t set off a metal detector.
A Plastic shank would be more effective and deadlier
Maybe the dyes in the nail polish contain some metal. I know the kinds I have have some form of metal in them.
"Bro why do you have a cucumber in your pocket"
"personal use"
“personal use”
Well yeah but it will be a rotten in a week.
@@KJSY12 it will, but the knife would still be in place
self- *dill* fense
@@comradewindowsill4253 Upside to that statement is that no one's gonna approach you anymore voluntarily because they'll have a very different idea about what you do with that cucumber..xD
i love how the only redeeming quality of the shoe and cucumber is that they are a knife
The shoe was actually a part for a cosplay for the joker from the dark night
@@SoySauce811 i thought its from kingsman
@@danerson8525 I think they're both lol
And then getting kicked in the shins just got more painful
Bond had it 1st on film in 1963 (Russia with love) . The book used it in 1957.
Was probably used before in some form or another.
Imagine you’re a nurse and some guy comes in covered in blood and says he got stabbed by a knife made with jolly ranchers
I would be lile well i aint saving you so the news would say
Man killed by jolly ranchers homemade knife
@@cypher5377 then Democrats will ban high capacity assult jolly ranchers haha
why are you so hard to craft
or "i got stabbed by a cucumber knife"
"Here's an ice pack."
I know I’m a bit late, but the reason why that knife isn’t considered a switch blade is because it has spring assisted ejection, but retraction is manual. The company that made it (Smith and Wesson) wants to be able to sell it all over the US and some states still ban Switchblades so this was the closest they could get without it actually being a switchblade.
Source: I sell these knives at my store
This dude was wearing safety glasses while hot glueing a nerf dart but doesn’t when he is flinging around a paint roller with nails that could fly out.
Hes intelegence 100. 💯
dumb af
He was putting his fingers near a blowtorch flame. He clearly isn't super smart.
I dont think the nails should fly out bc he wrapped in steel cable and hot glued it
18:05
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's not just any cucumber, it's a fully concealed knife capable of inflicting massive damage to the human body"
LMAO 😂
LMCO
(laughing my cucumber off)
😶
lmao
"Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you happy to see me", "yes, would would you like to see my weapon"
I'd imagine the paint roller is actually for removing wallpaper rather than as a weapon. You need to put small holes in wallpaper, then moisten it before it can be peeled off easily. This seems like an effective way to put small holes all over and as a plus you use the same handle when you go to paint the walls
That does sound like it could work.
My first thought too
I figured there had to be some alternate use other than a weapon. It just doesn't make sense to take the time and effort to make something to use as a weapon when it's so useless let alone bring it somewhere away from home. Wallpaper is definitely a good theory, it has to be something that needs lots of little holes.
I was guessing it was a tool also
I agree. I thought it was a tool for laminate work. I think you'd have a hard time puncturing even wallpaper, but you could use it for soggy fiberglass as it was setting up. You'd want to use it like a rolling pin and not a paint roller though. It's essentially a "bubble buster".
There was a myth busters episode about a person who made a functioning crossbow using toilet paper rolls, plastic utensils and the elastic from their underwear. Could be an interesting one to try next.
Two of the weapons are actually just knives that are inconvenient to pull out to protect yourself with but things like the shank are pretty innovative
yes knive can stab human, what a surprise
Yeah i was waiting for him to say 'well... it is a knife'.
@@Kapados_
It's more edible than other knives.
The candy shank was used to kill someone in prison
@@sil3ntkn1ght27 article?
Jolly Rancher Shank:
5-8 damage
+5 damage against players with diabetes
8 uses only
Items needed to craft:
Jolly Ranchers
Fire
Nail Polish
lolololo
Extra damage if the attacker licked it before stabbing as well, human saliva is full of shit that can make others sick
@@daand.1042 As if I needed another reason to be asexual
@@daand.1042 I was referring to kissing by the way...
Daan D. Extra damage next hit if you have aids or the person you stabbed does, let the blood dry, then next stab, it's itchy, gives bacterial infection, and AIDS
No one:
Me seeing the jolly rancher shank
“The snack that stabs you back!”
@Wesley J. so much better than what I was gonna say!
Tim Hortons
Jolly Ranchers!!
@LANDYN HOLDEN I mean... NotSo-Jolly Ranchers
You know what would make this funnier? Removing the unneeded "No one:."
Shoe knives are an actual weapon used by real life espionage agents, though they were custom designed and well made. Also, a video I think you might find interesting is a video about some of the most creative and deadly weapons that inmates have made in prisons. It’s insane what some people are capable of.
I can't fathom why they would use a shoe knife. Literally any other knife is more useful. Unless it is just there to conceal the knife. Like you could remove the knife and actually use it in a more serious fashion. Kinda dumb to put a knife on the sole of a shoe. Not knocking this video but me personally I think the shoe knife is just about the worst improvised weapon.
Louis: “The knife punctured!”
Me: “That’s what they were made for.”
Its like that time 1.1 million knife's were recalled for a laceration hazard
@@aarondavis7526 bruh
Ah yes the "Pickle Rick", "The Heels", the "Pain Roller" and "Sweet Revenge"...
*”I’M PICKLE RIIICKKK”*
I know I might be wrong but
The person who put pickles in food is a disgrace to humanity
Omp
Oml
@@Iianator I agree
Two of the diy “weapons” first require purchasing weapons.
Meant to be hidden weapons but like.. why...? A pocket is just fine... and a shoe knife does 0 good if you can’t do a roundhouse kick on everybody you fight.
@@thetommyuknow with the shoe knife just kick your enemy in the nuts
@@thIDthIRreenactor somewhat true but then you have to listen to their screams
Yea
@Back-up For the back-up I bet the guy who made that watched kingsman like once and thought: yeah that seems effective
I'm glad the cucumber knife didn't hurt you. I expected that the stab motion would stop the knife but your hand would move forward, thus resulting the blade cutting your hand.
That paint roller isn’t a DIY weapon. It’s a diy wallpaper perforator XD the sandpaper is held on with the wire so you can change out nails and paper
Imagine getting stabbed in the crotch by a jolly shank then you wouldn't be that jolly
that sounds more believable. the TSA has been known to be extremely creative in their definition of weapon and frequently has to reprimand agents for taking things for novelty instead of safety
@@codysurfer8232 but still...why would you take that on a flight? Like what are you doing in life that you need a diy wallpaper perforator at all times? If you're a pro then you probably aren't using this MacGyver ass shit, so why? I feel like this story is prefaced with florida man...
@@michag4337 I wouldn't, you wouldn't, but people do a lot of weird things
@@michag4337 probably working. Youd be surprised how much certain craftsman travel. I knew a guy who installed window blinds and oddly enough that job took him all over the country. yea you could buy one when you are there but maybe he likes his better.
"Literally everything is a weapon, son. That folder is far deadlier in my hands, than this bow is in yours."
Ron Swanson
Anything... if you're brave enough... especially a knifecumber.
"if you like to talk to tomatoes..." *stab*
LARRY NO
@@Weisz *YES BOB IT MUST BE DONE*
Ok stay away from me
Woah
@@tomatoboi5735 lol
The bar for a DIY weapon should be: "is it more effective and easier than a pointed stick"
That paint roller was probably a selfmade spike roller used to pierce holes into the wallpaper so it can be removed more easily.
That... actually makes sense
I thought it was for electric play
Or no ring death matches
Imagine getting into a fight and your opponent takes out his cucumber
Omg its six from little nightmares
Imagine 69 likes
imagine kicking a guy in the nuts and you accidentally activate the shoe blade
@@somerandomperson4693 bro
@@somerandomperson4693 AHHHHHHHH IM IN P A I N JUST BY THINKING OF THAT
When the jolly rancher shank is more effective than some forged in fire weapons
I dont think it would hold up to the ICE CHOP
@@GlowBerryPumpkin nah but as Doug would say Et weel keel
*It will K E E L*
O B J E C T I O N
"is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
*GETS SHANKED*
And the moral of the story: A hot glue gun is far more dangerous
Hot glue gun with screws attached to the end around the tip thingy where the glue comes out. Stab then inject the glue.
@@officersoulknight6321 seems like you’ve thought about this... smart idea i guess tho xD
@@officersoulknight6321 mmm is that flex glue I smell
Nah it’s safe had it since the age of 7
I think the candy shank is the most dangerous one. especially if you get a lucky hit through their intestines into their spine. good luck to the ER doc trying to fix a sugar encrusted bowel leak.
also that's technically a bio weapon as you can also have a yeast infection in the wound
@Elian Heredia-Garcia depends, are you at war with them?
or the literal knife but with a cucumber as a handle
@Elian Heredia-Garcia can you legally stab someone
I was bored @cody surfer so i subed you
For the record, OTF (out the front) knives ARE classified as switchblades or automatic knives. So they are illegal to own or illegal to carry in a lotta places.... like my state. Which really makes me mad cause I want one.
Dude low key I have no idea if they are legal in my state -- if this map is still accurate it looks good for you too though! ravencresttactical.com/otf-knife-laws/
because low key yes they are super sick
@@Weisz Well they are legal to own in MS but not legal to "carry concealed" lol. Politics. Depending on how a particular cop defines concealed, you may be fine carrying it with a pocket clip or not
*shows up to wal-mart, blade drawn* “HAH, JUST TRY TO ARREST ME!”
Most states they're not illegal. Just trash states run by dems.
You can own them you just cant walk around outside with them
I like that he used the most overly complex method of making thumbtack darts. All you have to do it cut the rubber tip off and slide the tack in its place. You don’t even need hot glue (although I do recommend you use it anyway)
So no one is going to talk about how his teacher let a kid chase him down with a thumbtack restrain him and then stab him in the thumb?
And that's why now kids can't get anything remotely unsafe
boomers: **hank hill voice** "it builds character!"
Nah that's just accepted as fact nowadays
The quiet kid started young
@the golden doomslayer Well, unfortunately kids like to stab and throw fireworks at each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Imagine getting chased by a guy with a cucumber in his pocket yelling he has a knife
That is the most threatening thing I’ve ever imagined
OMG yes
Imagine getting murdered with sweets
That would be scarier than if they had the knife out in plain sight-
@Captain Bruh oh no-
The point of the gum wrapper is that they’re not very conducive so the resistivity provides heat and the paper part of the wrapper provides a medium for a flame.
As far as DIY/ improvised weapons go, you can't go wrong with a Slungshot or a Millwall Brick.
Officer: whatcha got there?
Person: *sweating nervously* a cucumber
Officer: why are you bringing a cucumber into a military base
Person: it's a kn- I mean a snack
Person: *drops cucumber, knife falls out*
Officer: sir, why is there a knife in your cucumber
Person: to cut it
Officer: what
Person: to cut it into slices so i can eat it for a snack
Officer: but it was _inside_
Person: it was stored _for convenience_
@@Weisz lmaooo
Officer: Oh dude sick, I’ve got one too! [swings around baton in huge cucumber]
@@Weisz just made my comment 2x better
“That’s why today I’m gonna be building myself an arsenal of the internet’s best DIY weapons”
People behind him in the office: 👁👄👁
the thing about putting a knife in a cucumber is that you still just straight up have a knife....of course its gonna "work" lol
Knife in a cucumber is more of a concealment attempt than an actual weapon
@@supe4701 exactly, so testing it's effectiveness as a weapon doesn't make much sense
@@blueman4232 Are you saying you weren't impressed with how well-concealed it was with that cucumber sticking out of his pocket?!
@@sleepysera that's true....but i might be more frightened of a man with a cucumber than with a knife
@@blueman4232 i wouldn't since why would someone have a cucumber that a weapon if they have a cucumber they are just a weird person. I would be more afraid of the knife than a cucumber.
I'm just gonna point out that the jolly rancher shank is probably *MORE* dangerous, having the potential to break off.
Because it could theoretically break off, WHILE stabbed into a person.
"Cucumber concealed knife" well... I know what at least a few of you are thinking on where to hide that.
69 likes as well 😂👌
Bag of groceries.
Party salad kit
Planned assassination in the produce isle.
K n i f e c o c k
Yeah, in my stomach! Oh wait...
Time to make a Caesar Salad
I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a stiletto, and was super surprised with how little force it took to do so. I was not surprised one bit with how effective that Jolly Rancher shank was.
Stilettos are meant to stab people, they're knives. I don't know why that made you thing the jolly ranchers would work though lmao, stilettos are steel
@@pyroparagon8945 True! It was more that something long and thin but not too flat can do a lot more damage than you would think, even if it’s not too sharp (probably would have been more careful with that stiletto if I realized that it didn’t need to be sharp to be dangerous). Honestly, Jolly Ranchers can be pretty hard, too. Not enough to do be reusable, but enough to not shatter on impact.
@@GogiRegion oh, around her a stiletto is slang for a folding knife. I think you're talking about something else lmao
@@pyroparagon8945 Where I’m from stiletto refers to a wide category of knives ranging from daggers to folding knives, usually from Italy, that all have long slender blades with a thicket cross section, specifically made with the intention of stabbing deep, usually as an assassination weapon. Although I like collecting them for use as letter openers and for self defense.
@@GogiRegion same here, but I read online their are places that have a type of female shoe called that. You said they weren't very sharp, but usually that type of knife here is razor sharp so I got confused
Speaking to the "wouldn't it look weird with a cucumber sticking out of your pocket" part of this, I regularly carry my groceries in my pocket as in the UK we have don't have free bags and I often forget to take my own bags to the shops and I have large pockets. I have definitely carried a cucumber in my coat pocket before and no one has batted an eye lid.
@ilove bigbrother not in the shop silly you have carts and baskets for that
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Naa your being extra 🤣 just pay 20 p for a fucking bag because all the bags nowadays are massive
I think the dart that only pokes the skin and falls out would be very effective with poison 🤔
Especially since you’re likely to ignore a small wound like that, so the chances of noticing the poison is even lower.
Yeah, just like those blowdarts used by jungle tribes back then.
The reason the battery can start a fire is because when you put the slightly metallic gum wrapper to both sides it causes a short circuit. The reason it didn't work again is because after it short circuits the battery is basically dead, meaning you'd need a fresh battery to try again
science.exe
That’s not really reliable especially in a prison environment
@@BennyTheNubb Never said it was a RELIABLE means of making a fire, just saying that's how it works, and that's why the battery couldn't be reused XD
@@Twhite97 Yep! It's crazy how easy a battery can short actually
@@Twhite97 who on earth carries around a pack of batteries in their daily basis
me: *kills someone*
also me: *eats weapon*
No evidence
Haha
@@griffindotexe6620 in prison evidence equals death
Also you: just ate nail polish coated jolly ranchers double coated with blood and tears
@@Kadamien Yeah
The lack of eye protection when shooting pieces of pointy metal at a bouncy material at close range gave me anxiety
How do you feel about 16:06 then?
Egg
and not when he puts the paint roller covered in nails up to his eye?
@@selenefrost6267 honestly, no. It's quite clear that it can't go into his eye, and he is holding the roller firmly in his hand - he has complete control over the movement of the roller, and where it goes.
Unlike shooting pointy metal at a bouncy surface, where he has no idea of - nor control over - where it bounces to
@@technohellscape yeah honestly fair. The spike roller thing is something you might do to scare your friends but bouncy sharp metal is just dangerous.
Thanks for the help! Now all that's left on my to-do list is escape this high security prison
Lo
Petition to call the spiked paint roller
"The Pain Roller"
Yes
no
Yes
Where do I sign
It's paints people red without paint!
The diy weapons instructions be like:
Step one: get a knife.
Done.
or get like a stick. Alot of sticks you just pick up from the ground can hit people pretty hard, granted they break easily but then u just have 2 sticks. Stick win everytime.
@Awesome Foxes so a spear?
@@micropaw1732 nonono attach the stick to the knife. A stick with a knife handle
@@nathanholyland9493 ohhh, I don’t what I was thinking, your totally right, my bad
Forgot step 2. hold knife with hand
i'm gonna be sad when the day comes that jolly ranchers are taken off the shelves due to deaths and injury's from candy lol
8:09 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OPENING THAT WITH THAT KNIFE!!!?!?!?!? USE THE CUCUMBER!
He’s testing all these weapons but he’s missing one of the most effective DIY weapons:
Take a towel, wet it, then roll it up diagonally and you can use the corner as a whip point. I ended up having to treat a kid for a extremely severe laceration that required a transfusion due to blood loss because his idiot friend thought it’d be an interesting thing to test on a fellow person
This is why we should make towels illegal in the locker room. Only air drying allowed
Is it real or just a joke?
@@brah3565 its real. My brother used to do that to me. It takes a little practice, but towels are real good for sisterwhippin. I never got lacerations from it, but ive gotten welts
@@ErisApplebottom i try it and it did not work lmfao i am pretty sure because i dont wet it fyi:i am not 18 so i still live in my parent house and if i wet my towel on purpose they would say are you crazy? And are you losing your mind?
@@brah3565 thats probably for the best 😂 please dont whip people with wet towels
"Whats that bulge in your pocket?"
"My knife"
"M,friend"
I think you mean “My cucumber”
@@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 No, it's an ancient family heirloom of tremendous power.
"Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Oh, its a cucumber" *stabs them*
robber: give me all your money!
*stabs robber with jolly rancher*
Idk why but I laughed
69 likes
Best comment, this made me laugh so hard!!
"Ain't so jolly NOW, are ya?"
@@MultiNaruto900 Underrated comment
DIY?
I know that!
*Procedes to make an entire suit of medevil armor and halberd with merely 5 chunks of metal ore*
The "paintroller of death" would likely slip over something like a short novelty baseball bat you would buy at a souvenir shop, it's highly unlikely you would use it with the roller handle. Also, that weapon is not meant for penetration, it's meant to tear flesh.
haha… troller
why arnt we calling it a waternberg wheel on crack lmfao
still a bad weapon
It's a paint roller, it's gonna roll, meaning you would have to make it so it can't roll.
TSA confiscated that right?
Probably not a melee weapon, but a frag layer to slide over a small pipe bomb or overpressure device.
Sean: *tries to murder an 8 year old*
Sean The Impaler: *gets a cool nickname and no punishments at all*
once someone tried to twist my pinky off
Kindergarten is 5 years old
Murder with a thumbtack. Very common
You could just call him Chucky
@@friendlyneighborhoodcow8776 *MURDER THE YOUNGLING ANYWAY*
The paint roller with nails wasn't a weapon, it was a tool for poking your pizza dough before you put the sauce and toppings on!
oh yeah i remember those
Or if you want to remove wallpaper, you can use this instead of buying it
Nah the paint roller with nails was so Future Barry Allen got his look
That's 'Lucille' for poor man's Negan
making individual holes would be quicker than making the roller and then having to clean it after each use
I have the caliburn, which is a powerful 3d-printed nerf gun, and with the tack technique, it can go through a tin can and hard plastic
You really need to give prisoners more credit!!! Mythbuster ran an episode that showed how to make fully functional and lethal crossbows out of common prison materials.
The toothbrush crossbow!
@@bellakaldera3305 Yes!
Prisoners have built guns in prison
The roller is not a weapon. It's a diy aeration attachment. It's used by decorates/people laying tiles to aerate self leveling compound.
I was just about to write that. Being stopped by TSA does not a weapon make.
One time I had to fly with my calipers, I keep them in a sleeve that says "digimatic caliper" when a young female TSA pulled me out of line for additional screening because I had some kind of "small axe". Luckily she went to get a Sr. Agent upon seeing them said, "Oh man, nice calipers" and let me on my way.
@@buckshott00 i had no idea what caliper meant in english and upon translating it, i fucking pissed myself
cant believe she thought those were fucking mini axes im crying
@@smallweinersteve8808 Thanks Guy!! Glad something good came from it. Flying as an engineer is hard. TSA has had their hands on on my junk more than my highschool girlfriends.
@@buckshott00 That's because the TSA is real...
Giving it a straight handle and using it as a mace would work. Impossible to keep the nails properly alignned with the target on the roller. And yes, less nails will still be better.
The only reason why the cucumber knife worked so well is because.......it’s literally just a knife that you gave a different handle...
"what are your specialties?"
I can make a knife out of a cucumber and a knife
“This was Filmed before Coronavirus” ah yes... The Good Times...
Those weapons will be good when the zombies come
Another doge!!!!!! REEEEEEE
2020 B.C
....Before Covid
Yes the good old days
Before the Great Reset
"Knife shoes"
People who watched Kingsmen: H m.
I was looking for a kinsman reference 😂
Thank god someone else thought the same thing 😂
I was just thinking of joker in the dark knight.
Or James Bond lol.
H m.
We used to thread the smallest diameter sewing needles into the nerf darts and then they would stick in you no worries at all.
A larger diameter syringe needle could work as well
@@michaelfinlay1412 could definitely work, I did this as a kid tho haha so syringes would have been a bit harder to procure.
That sounds exceedingly unpleasant.
I mean, the real question is what's in the syringe?
@@alexanderstuart7801 Ketamine.
For an internet weapon, the candy shank was actually really effective. Plus, even if it breaks, which it did, you could just repair it via fire.
When I was real little,my brother made thumbtack darts without me knowing.we then had a nerf war and he used the “special darts” and hit me in the forehead.I know have a decent sized scar on my head:)
My mum punched my uncle while holding a pencil as a child (he was being horrible to her and she forgot she was holding a pencil) and he has a little blue dot to this day.
wtf
@@violetskies14 those things are like tattoos, a friend of mine accidentally hit another friend with a sharp pencil, and the mark is still there, they don't go away hahahah, i myself have one in the leg
@@Pao234_ Idk how you have to hit the pencil but I was stabbed by a pencil. It went straight into my arm like a knife(the pencil was fully sharpened)(about 5mm depth). But, I do not have any mark or tattoo and I was stabbed just 6 years ago. It healed in 4 to 5 weeks and there is no mark now.
@@Pao234_ Guess I'm kinda lucky.
School: no weapons, not even for self defense......... Me: so the jolly ranchers it is then.
School: no candy
Candy canes work too!... I wouldn’t know from experience, though
School: No weapons, no snowballs, no bottle flips, no finger guns.
My P7 class: Shards of ice, metal poles, bricks, parkour tower over 5 foot tall.
School: Fine by me.
@@mackenziegray8762 krgh NANI?
“I got a cucumber for my packed lunch today.”
"You're gonna absolutely destroy any gelatin blobs in your way"
Guy has a weird way to talk about humans.
Lol
He’s talking about Americans
@@memetrash5082 Ah, thanks for clearing that up
@@memetrash5082 how original
what else you got...
🕳️
Nothing? Okay...
Expected lol
@@sevionus80 dude it was a joke-
The thing I feel you should have mentioned about the shiv, it’s intended for repeated motions, it’s not just the one stab you take, but repeated stabs, and stabbing at the torso to puncture a organ for certain fatality, unless they’re rushed to the hospital, death is a certainty in those situations
Lous: "It can eventually break but-"
Ad: 'THE CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS AINT OVER YET!"
Of course.
Now the real question is, was the sandwich chicken cooked with slaps?
Ok
The scary part about the Jolly shiv was you could theoretically stick it together via spit due to being inherently sticky, you just need the Nail polish
You probably don't even need that lmao
And you can create some pretty f'ed infections if you break off the tip
"How was work today?"
"Fine, but my coworker Louie was making weapons out of cucumbers and jolly ranchers"
Is anyone going to talk about how hard this guy works? Like he puts HOURS into his videos. Props to Louis Weisz!
"Black is the new Orange"
ahhh yes.
I mean, black is the new orange is a great show
@@hiimapenguin don't you mean black is the new orange
@@nonsensicalhumanoid yes, I did
How the turntables...
@@CaptainCactus the turntables how...
I work as a Corrections Officer. That shank, while creative, is far from the most creative thing I've seen inmates come up with. I once searched an inmate and found a working crossbow made out of plastic toothbrushes. These guys have nothing but time, and they use it to come up with crazy shit.
"SEAN, the impaler"
@@lechicki4953 I just realised what you mean my god did it take a long time to develop enough brain cells to understand it
Sounds like a boss battle
i want that epithet, my names sean so its perfect
I think the reason why the shank works is because it was actually made with intention to stab someones guts, and most probably because it's hard to fuck up a *POINTY STICK*