0:43-0:50 Is a perfect summary of the Joseph V Kars fight. Kars uses Lisa Lisa's legs as a guitar. Kars becomes the ultimate life form. Joseph does the secret Joestar tecnique. Kars becomes a rock in space.
@@pedromemesbr87777 If you think about it Narancia's death was foreshadowed in Giorno's fight with Koichi where Giorno sits on the tree like how Narancia was impaled on the iron fence while he was in Giorno's body
1:30-1:37 Kakyoin and Polnareff do the bro handshake which makes Jotaro jealous so he slashes Kakyoin's eyes while Star Platinum makes his war cry of victory
@@Sephirothmassume ayyyyyyye my boi 😂😎 On a side note, when the hell did I get so many likes?? Lmao I swear there was only like a couple hundred this morning or something
If anyone's wondering why some clips are longer that 1 second its because I counted using DIO time
bro that would make them shorter
Why is there no Kira saying *HAYATO* :)
Editing level : DIO
Ah yes DIO time , the woke freeza time
@@firippu5866 You have no idea how many compromises I made lol
1:14 Idk why but i love How everything is so loud and it’s suddenly just
*Jotaro bridge*
and then loud again
J O T A R O B R I D G E
Stolen comment
Lol
@@darkercartierrrrr *It all makes sense now*
@@naranciabeingnarancia518 やれ やれ だぜ
At 3:46 it looks like Giorno is writhing in pain due to Abbachio’s manly touch
Abbacchio can kill a man one a single touch
That's why Diavolo had to kill him first.
Tusk be like
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 t o u c h m e p l e a s e A b b a
This is the ability he didn't get to use on the boss
4:28 i don't know why, but that clip of polnareff trying to escape king crimson kills me so much
creative mode wheelchair
Stop😭
Happy Wheels 💀
I love how everything here is high energy and loud and then there's just one second of calm peaceful jotaro bridge
+
Break time
*To be continued!*
Salaam alaikum!
The moment I read this my video went silent and all I see is jotaro just being a bridge 😂
I love how it starts out as fairly sane for about two or three seconds and then a frog gets punched and everything goes completely insane.
You just explained part 1's plot
U mean, bizzare
Everybody gangsta till the frog gets punched
Königstiger everything chill til the frog gets punched
@@ねこ-p1b7o Bizarre
SPELL THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD RIGHT FFS
1:16 what if we kissed
on the jotaro bridge
I have to say, your comment is 10 times more og than mine and deserves more love
What if we lay
On polpo bed
@@BeetleBones1870 jk jk
*_unless..😏_*
😳😳
The next thing you'll say is... "Nah jk.... Unless..."
I like how 2:39 requires zero context. Just a person wearing 90's pants trampling on a yellow chicken while screaming "YAAAMOOOGAAA!"
"PERSON"
@@Fathurisu”90s pants”
sounds like a splatoon character
Almost all scenes: * super intense screaming
Jojo bridge: complete silence
1:16
It feels like an awkward moment
its like an "uhh"
Of course. At a place of worship I expect nothing less
Then straight to an ORAORAORAORS
1:24
"I'm going to build Polnareffland!"
"Yes I am!"
*I* *don't* *think* *there's* *an* *accident*
There are no accidents,
-Master ooagway
yEs i aM
You've just made my day better lol
I know what I said
1:15
Jotaro: Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.
Well it all started when a dude couldn't drive
@@novelkarslol5296 When a goddamn horse slipped on some rocks
@@blokvader8283 when my great great great grandfather mistook a smuggler as a hero
AND ITS BETWEEN TWO FIGHTS SO ITS JUST SILENCE 💀💀 WE LOVE BRIDGE JOTARO
Well to tell you how i got there i have to take you back a 100 years,
*Proceeds to start the jojo series*
0:44 footage of kars playing the guitar then moments later unlocking the secrets of the universe then turning into stone
And then turning into jotaro
@@bbbbbbreakthatmadafakA what
Kars turn into stone with a true power of secret joestar technique
I love how Stardust Crusaders was total MADNESS and then there was just
*J o t a r o B r i d g e*
and back to chaos.
Yes
jotaro fridge
1:15
Then oras and laughs then kakyoin screams by a stand that want to give him his saliva
EXACTLYYYY
1:13 the transition to jotaro bridge was sublime
I was looking for the perfect word to describe it. You found that word.
bridgetaro
It's just all this chaos then for a solid second we see Jotaro being a bridge in absolute silence.
0:44
Playing guitar with lisa lisa's legs makes you turn into the Ultimate life form
*Amazing*
Nah not possible... Stop pulling my leg........ Sorry I'll just get myself out
@@synchrolord no no, you're still welcome here, your joke was godly
and then Joseph runs from you
I mean who wouldn't become the most perfect lifeform after you played guitar on a beautiful woman's legs
@@danielribeiro9678then you turn to a asteroid and float forever in space
2:27
POV: You go for a walk in London
This is the best comment in this entire comment section
1:12 i love how loud and chaotic it is and then it just changes to Jotaro bein a bridge in complete silence and then straight to ORAORAORAORAORA
I WAS BOUTTA COMMENT THIS
Same
3:47 When you lightly push your brother in an argument
Your brother:
For the longest time I thought you meant Fugo falling into those juicy boobs.
BeniSama well, you’re kinda right
Cmon man why you have to do that that’s true
Who's my brother
3:46
I love how each part of JJBA just becomes increasingly confusing without context
I can confirm bc I’ve seen everything up to around stardust crusaders ending and I have no clue about what the hell’s going on in episodes after
Even context didn't help...
Please mister president im only 14
@@sovietraccoon3569 I don't want to turn into a rock please grant the fruit
1:22
0:22 Bro deadass turned into hisoka 💀
3:47
Apparently Giorno doesn’t take being poked lightly.
No one, absolutely no one
European soccer player: 3:47
He's ticklish.
@@Kingsiegek also neymar
@@Kingsiegek No.
@@scottchaison1001 YES!
4:32- can we just appreciate how chariot requiem just goes *bonk*
ןoן
O. O
3:44 is better
Yes we may thank you for this
It's such a soft sound too
2:47 pretty much sums up how many of the Jojo fights go
"no u"
LMAO I chocked because I laughed too loud. I’m 💀💀💀
1:08
You’re not wrong
I laughed so hard that I choked on my spit there.
2:41 is the cutest thing ever im gonna cry
We really do need a "one-hour of calming Jotaro bridge lofi hip hop music" video
1 hour of jotaro slaving himself to steely dan so he wouldn't hurt his grandpa
ruclips.net/video/OrKl6dRp08U/видео.html
@@slvt4legion498 OH MY GOD
Lmao
Yep
1:10-1:15
*All scenes show dramatic explosions, screaming, fighting, etc*
Then it just shows Jotaro planking in complete silence.
And then its so funny they are laughing
Jotaro bridge
And one second later *ORAORAORAORAORA!*
JOTARO BRIDGE! JOTARO BRIDGE!
Planktaro
3:46
Jesus Giorno, calm down! He only poked you.
When you are fighting with your sibling and you poke them slightly hard
@@yehudashayer7828 That is the best reasoning ever. Thank you. :)
@peridoritos 1208 Football* you peasant
I forget was the one where he was rolling on the floor from the purple haze episode?
@@dermilos.6930 yeah lol
1:49 polnareff achieved heaven
People that didn't watch JoJo:
What a weird show.
People that watched JoJo:
What a weird show.
People who see memes of jojo: What a weird show.
AirWick 007 Jojo: What a weird show.
thats not true at all i watched jojo and its not weird at all its one of the best
@@ibrahim2300 it's a jojoke
@@ibrahim2300 it's still good, but you can't deny it's a weird show
1:08 I love how all these intense punches and fight scenes happen and then seconds later it's just *Bridgetaro*
then after the bridge is just
*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*
Jotaridge after all of those intense moments has the same energy as replying to a walltext with 🗿
Every time joseph, jotaro, josuke, giorno, and johlyn beat ass I get so happyyyy
one minute it's him literally burning to death, next minute it's 🌉
Then it just goes right back 😭
"I can sum up the entire JJBA in under five minutes."
"No, you can't. That's impossible."
"Oh, really? Observe."
anothga it’s only up to part 5 sooo
He could put 17 pages worth of manga before it reaches over the 5 minute mark
If this is a summary to you I can only imagine how little you watched Jojo and still decided to watch this
you could sum it up in 10 seconds probably
“I don’t understand why women can’t talk to me”
Also me when a woman approaches to me: 0:48
1:34 Star Platinum screaming in pain for Kakyoin was truly heartbreaking
1:37 Jotaro then turns to excessive chain-smoking in an attempt to deal with his grief
He sound like a buff aztec warrior lol
SHIP CONFIRMED
Oof
Oof
2:33 *When you wanna have a bro moment but your girlfriend is a control freak*
Ok
LOL
Maybe she's just angry that the third bro complimented his bro's mum but not her.
Josuke literally said: "She has a point." when Yukako said Koichi was really cute. Maybe she thought he was after Koichi's affections too.
@@megashark1013 You mean she's about to scream "NOHOMO!" at them?
0:49 Kars instantly becomes Jotaro
Just one more like
@@belowaveragegorganda5115 done, 69 😭
@@yarajafar8398 639
769
815
1:06 me looking at the toilet after my dad just used it
3:46 Abbachio: Pokes Giorno’s tiddy
Giorno: Rolls on the floor in pain
He might just be ticklish.
Soccer players be like
Abbachio proceeds to laugh his ass off.
The one kid in school who overreacts when they get hit in dodgeball
@@hugosoto3237 I don't get it.
0:34-0:39
Joseph shamelessly peeps into Lisa Lisa’s room and gets caught by Von Stroheim who proceeds to gun him down
But get saved by caesar
So Joseph wears the Ceasar's bandana
@@Dura_Corp
Then proceeds to be sexually choked by Wamuu
Domino TV then see kars play leg guitar
Nani it’s Diovolo lol I am speed
2:05 "Oh! That's a baseball!"
Jotaro: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, Y E S!"
I guess jotaro loves baseball.
When dying light 2 yes
Polnareff: iggy
😂😂
2:12
WhAt
0:11 *HEY BABY*
I need this to send to friends
3:32
*When you broke but still want a birthday cake*
Mr. Cereal mmmmmmMmMmm close ‘nuff
Oh god why
lmaoo
@@subspace2913 you seem familiar
@@d.4173 hmm...
2:16
*Za warudo*
Littertaly one second later
Fetch my leg from over there
Then
*ROAD ROLLER*
That second was so important
Abbaccio: *touches Giornos chest*
Giorno: *dies in pain*
love that
3:46
How my sister reacts when I accidentally hurt her.
3:46
It's my favourite part lol
"This kills the man."
Speeedwagooon 0:22
Hol Horse gets punched 1:08
Rohan gets punched 2:46
Josuke cries 2:48
Fugo throws a fit 3:42
Mista cries 4:31
Abbaccio: *pokes Giorno*
Giorno: *F U C K I N G D I E S*
Sykopath03 Digiorno
3:47
You are welcome
This is Abbaccio greatest dream
That wasn't me
I swear on my life that wasn't me ;-;
@@giornogiovanna1056 you SURE
3:47
B o o p
Giorno has a mental breakdown forever. Eventually, he stopped thinking.
Dude, I'm autistic...
and I find that funny! :D
@@shade159 it seems hollow knight fans are attracted to each other the same way that stand users are.
@@shade159 also sorry
@@TheTwistedPuppeteer No, dude, it's ok, I found that funny XD
Boob boop
Just the awkward second of Jotaro being a bridge is absolutely golden
Then Dan died
Seeing Jonathan handshake with dio is so weird
0:44
the best for me is 1:22
o r o
Gold expirience
We need an extended version including part 6
Same!
1:14
I just love how it’s absolute chaos, *jotaro bridge* and then absolute chaos again
Yeah, copy the comment
A A
Bruh what comment
@@Aiko_63194 jataro lmao
Jataro xd
j a t a r o
2:10: One of the most heartfelt, sad, and emotion scenes in all of JoJo, and arguably manga ever.
2:11:
LMAO
I agree, certainly the saddest death that never happened
Daniel Příbrský well it kinda happened but it didn’t
2:12 really touched me tho
@@brightestbiscuit3918 quite literally
0:50 That transition was incredible.
Dat Shpee nice 69th like
Eventually, Kars turned into a stand
The Slayer SHUT YOU’RE FACE
@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 Ey Josuke, your Hair sucks, get a haircut
Agreed
4:30 I still cant get over mista making that face
Technicaly it was trish with all of the mind swapping stuff
@@szymonwrobel7010 yeah, I know but its mista's body after all so I said mista :)
I just can't😭😭😭
(EDIT I MADE IT MY BACKGROUND)
2:05 - 2:09
Announcer: "Oh! Thats a baseball!"
Baseball fans: "YES! YES! YES! YES!"
Yes Yes! D4C!
Iggy...
Dio plays baseball
Before: 2:16 ZA WARUDO! I WILL WIN!
After: 2:18 Fetch My leg from over there.
Iggy?
1000th like 👌🏼
1:34
Kakyoin: *Gets eyes slashed*
Star Platinum: AAAAAAAAA
No
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He’s really angry about that
Lol
no ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOO!
2:48 This cry is so perfect- You can just hear the _pain_ in his voice
Lmao why is he crying😰😔
@@vxy.5393 because not only did he drop his socks in the water BUT HIS SHOES ASWELL
@@stilmis1585 wet socks don’t feel good to wear and especially wet shoes.
He sounded and looked like Nikado Avocado
Josuke is best boi. I would be like that too if I dropped my socks and shoes in that leech infested water
0:43 that noise he made absolutely killed me
1:15 my mind during a test
Jotaros bizzare bridge
1:18 when i think of meme that is very funny and i want to control it but cant
b r i d g e
Then you decide 'fuck it' and start rushing through it.
ORAORAORAORAORAORA-
*sucks all of the answers*
skipping 10 seconds of the video is just skipping 10 episodes
“I erased time, and leapt past it”
*Kingu Krimison*
Za World
@@baybalman2295 KINGU CRIMSON NONORIUKU
em no i mean any times the cut have like 4 secs xD
CRIMSON KING
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing
My brain: *_J O T A R O T H E B R I D G E_*
2:47 your teacher
Jotaro; the way home
Jotaro best bridge 1987 award
Wait...¿Jotaro bridge is actually in polnareff landya?
@@don_jara1 wait... you're bilingual? Thats epic!
0:21
Anyone else loves the way how he said
"Speedowa *GON* "
Psychologist: jotaro bridge doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Jotaro bridge: 1:15
I need asmr jotaro bridge
What makes this funny is that he can because its jojo smh
The funny thing is that it goes from yelling, to a solid second of the sound of water trickling, and then back to yelling.
The next Thanos Car, along with Ball Monokuma
What if we kissed ... on the Jotaro bridge ?
1:15 that silent jotaro bridge moment is beautiful
Yes
Poop Farty no
just a random Weeb yes it really is
2:15
Dio uses his ability which, instead of freezing time, just teleports him to a store with his left leg detached
That was the power of King Crimson
Yup
"It justs works"
Every Jojo fan about King Crimson
Then after he road roller that girl
@@disthene. not even motor boat
2:17 It’s just funny how Dio stops time then next second he’s calmly asking for his leg
Then back to our regularly scheduled steamroller
@@Brady1782 Hell yeah!
@@Th0rf7nn heavens no
1:15
reject humanity, return to bridge
Underrated
Omg underrated 😂
Bridges together strong
1:18
And rekt people
Abbacchio: (touches Giorno)
Giorno: (rolling on the ground in pain)
Ahhh i put the same coment 14 minutes late :c
Basically, every major league soccer game
Giorno turned into Neymar
Sounds pretty right to me.
Would’ve been better if it played the scene of his face when initially receiving that poke.
JoJo: **weird and confusing without context**
Also JoJo: **weird and confusing with context**
J o t a r o b r i d g e
@@lainn5210 .
I felt that
4:02
HOW DID YOU SELECT LITERALLY THE BEST PARTS OF EACH EPISODE THO😭
2:56 40 year old people when they about to turn a page in a book
Kthul
Underrated lmfao
1:12
bruh
@@thevengefulone57 Yeah looks better!
@@thevengefulone57 LMFAO
4:04
Diavolo: KINGU CRIMISON NO-
Narancia: eh? HUH?
Proceed to kick diavolo
Yeah, pretty sure that *is* how King Crimson works
Narancia is so cute in that scene, it hurts my heart...
Alex Baldwin it’s just the jo bro curse
0:44 kars plays lisa lisa guitar and discover all the secrets of the universe
Then gains immortality
oh my god.. he got the leg knowledge
This causes Joseph to run so he doesn't turn into a rock in space like Kars.
And the secret of universe is - drumroll please - *JOESTAR FAMILY'S SECRET TECHNIQUE*
@@hopeofhumanity4721 but he thought its stupid so he ignored it and turned into a rock as a punishment
Dio sitting patiently requesting a woman to pick up his leg is the most funniest thing I have ever seen.
1:12-1:17
Hol Horse: deepthroats his own hand
Star Platinum: sucks a stand like a vacuum cleaner
Jotaro: I AM BRIDGE
Absolute perfection.
1:19 epic launching jotaro
Also sp: beating steely Dan
The gang: Laughs cause of peepee poopoo
You forgot ORA ORA ORA ORA
@@idk7922 he did
Good grief
0:44 Kars: **touches leg**
0:46 Kars: **A S C E N D E D**
0:50 Kars: **rock hard**
Let's get back to work tomorrow.
To be fair, those are some real nice thighs.
Awaken, my fetishes
And gets rock hard
2 seconds later *is rock hard*
No one:
Lego Star Wars characters 2:18
Facts
Truth
🤣😂😂
Uncle Ben lMaO
Lol
2:29 "Your mom is totally hot." 🗣🔥
1:13
INTENSE FIGHT
*B r i d g e*
BACK TO ACTION
pinoche
Loo
HAAGHHA
And then our reaction
b r i d g e
3:47 football players when they get touched
Neymar Jr be like
Lol underrated
Soccer*
@@juan.9182 it's football you kick it with your feet
@@monarosberg6036 Well it's always good to clarify for people who know it as soccer, otherwise they probably wouldn't get the joke.
4:32
When you are a stand that could destroy things around you, but you still get bullied.
Bonk
Kadonk
SCR gets bullied
Dude I laughed so hard at that
2:28
Okuyasu: *Your mom is totally hot*
Crazy diamond: *D O R A !*
2:42 - happy/sad moment between father and son
2:43 - cute lil invisible baby
2:45 - S L U R P T H E S P I D E R
2:46 Slurper pays for his sins
2:46 Spider slurper gets absolutely decked afterwards
2:48
the guy that owned the spider cries
*Doesn't finish Sunlight Yellow Overdrive*
Me: *Cries in Hamon*
Giorno:*doesnt finish 7 page muda*
Me:cries in DIO
There's not even duwang scene
I still love the way Stroheim said "SPEEDWAGOOOUN"
Everyone's gay for speedwagon
speeduwagooun
What can I say , german science is the world's finest
HAYATO
You are literally me 😳
0:43-0:50 Is a perfect summary of the Joseph V Kars fight.
Kars uses Lisa Lisa's legs as a guitar.
Kars becomes the ultimate life form.
Joseph does the secret Joestar tecnique.
Kars becomes a rock in space.
King Crimson watching the JoJo franchise be like:
"it just works"
king crimson requiem be like
Wha-
@@JahLuvPizza GER said no it doesn't
Also, WHA-
WHA-
1:15 That was hilarious, anticlimax at his finest
EXACTLY
That part had me weak
what if we kisse
d at the jotaro bridge
😳😳😳😁😁😁
Jotaro Bridge: (Awkward Silence)
Also Jotaro: ORAORAORAORA--
Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *(Laughter)*
DaREY297 and we're both stand users 😳😳😳😳
3:46 how I hit my brother vs how he acts
Narancia make Golden experience Challeng
Aye I’m ur 100 th like
@@pedromemesbr87777 If you think about it Narancia's death was foreshadowed in Giorno's fight with Koichi where Giorno sits on the tree like how Narancia was impaled on the iron fence while he was in Giorno's body
2:33 as well
3:24 detonate!
Okuyasu: no
2:45
*Rohan is beaten up to shreds after he licks Josuke's spider and he cries about it*
Josuke punched him so fast he blew his own socks off
Potato , why me?😭
@@rvkiaa *pOINt GUN//*
ｒｏｈａｎ ｋｉｓｈｉｂｅ ＞:(
4:14 i like how doppios scream somehow fits at the end of spice girl's rush
Wannabe *BLURAGH*
Jesus Christ I thought it was dolphins
@@ayanokazuko5120 w
1:44 Greatest transition in history!!!
Lol
pls my cheeks hurt from this
Avdol was the one who went in
@@Finzun what…
@@wrldszn4035 my cheeks hurt from laughing
I like how over the mix of screams or laughter, at 1:14 its just "Jojo Bridge" accompanied with silence
0:22
*“s P e e e D w A g Ö U n”*
It sounds french
I always get a craving for spaghetti and garlic bread when I hear it
Speedweed
*screech* -ARU!
@@damienkane5589 what
0:44 let me break this down real quick
Kars: feels some leg
Kars: realizes he’s a leg man
Joseph: runs away in terror
Kars: **ROCK HARD**
No hes beceme rok
No but he had *E P I C O* pose
I hate people who say this, but this comment is underrated.
lmfao
@@darkkittymoo9591 you didnt get it did you?
1:30-1:37 Kakyoin and Polnareff do the bro handshake which makes Jotaro jealous so he slashes Kakyoin's eyes while Star Platinum makes his war cry of victory
Pesche 2:07
And then he lights up 4 cigarettes
Jk adept YEEAH ^~^
I was your 777th like friend
@@Sephirothmassume ayyyyyyye my boi 😂😎
On a side note, when the hell did I get so many likes?? Lmao I swear there was only like a couple hundred this morning or something
“It’s my first time, so be gentle”
Also her: 0:29
1:35, love how it goes from Kakyoin's eyes being cut to Star Platinum screaming at the top of his lungs
jotaro when he saw
...to jotaro doing the cigarette trick, and then iggy farting
Same
2:11 when you ask her who the main character of JoJo is and she says Naruto
your husbando is mine LOL
It’s kakyoin duh lol who gets its wrong
@@owner7003 no the main character is Kanna
But it’s a guy
@@kap6457 DON'T BACK TALK MY USER
1:44 “I’m going in”
1:46 *GOES IN*
NO STOP 😭
I REFUSE
3:11
I accept
Winner winner
Kars: *touches lisa lisa's leg*
Also kars a second later: *ASCENDS*