1 second from every episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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- Опубликовано: 10 авг 2019
- Sundays are for shitposts and JoJo
Someone informed me in the comments that someone else already made this video before, but I genuinely didn't know until after I uploaded so I mean no harm or meme thievery, be sure to also watch their video! • 1 Second of Every Epis...
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If anyone's wondering why some clips are longer that 1 second its because I counted using DIO time
bro that would make them shorter
Why is there no Kira saying *HAYATO* :)
Editing level : DIO
Ah yes DIO time , the woke freeza time
@@firippu5866 You have no idea how many compromises I made lol
1:14 Jotaro be like: S T A R S U C C
"1 second later"
Jotaro: *Bridge*
I mean he has to let all the excess energy out after taking a breath that huge.
le lenny jotaro really said “🌉”
@@starfalco13 I felt that
STAR BRIGDU
That's normal I don't know wtf your talking about
I love how everything here is high energy and loud and then there's just one second of calm peaceful jotaro bridge
+
Break time
*To be continued!*
Salaam alaikum!
The moment I read this my video went silent and all I see is jotaro just being a bridge 😂
1:08 I love how all these intense punches and fight scenes happen and then seconds later it's just *Bridgetaro*
then after the bridge is just
*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*
Jotaridge after all of those intense moments has the same energy as replying to a walltext with 🗿
Every time joseph, jotaro, josuke, giorno, and johlyn beat ass I get so happyyyy
one minute it's him literally burning to death, next minute it's 🌉
Then it just goes right back 😭
3:46 this part with giorno is so perfect
*Soccer players when you simply look at them be like*
@@OmegaM3TE0R as a soccer player this is true lol😂😂😂
@@Tony_162 stop calling it soccerrr
@@breakpointanimz2391 I live in a country where we call it soccer and I known it as that for my whole life so I will stick with it
@@OmegaM3TE0R soccer? Suck her
People that didn't watch JoJo:
What a weird show.
People that watched JoJo:
What a weird show.
People who see memes of jojo: What a weird show.
AirWick 007 Jojo: What a weird show.
thats not true at all i watched jojo and its not weird at all its one of the best
@@ibrahim2300 it's a jojoke
@@ibrahim2300 it's still good, but you can't deny it's a weird show
1:16 what if we kissed
on the jotaro bridge
I have to say, your comment is 10 times more og than mine and deserves more love
What if we lay
On polpo bed
@@BeetleBones1870 jk jk
*_unless..😏_*
😳😳
The next thing you'll say is... "Nah jk.... Unless..."
4:28 i don't know why, but that clip of polnareff trying to escape king crimson kills me so much
3:46 Giorno: Has his chest touched
Also Giorno 1 second later: *Seizure noises*
I love how Stardust Crusaders was total MADNESS and then there was just
*J o t a r o B r i d g e*
and back to chaos.
Yes
jotaro fridge
1:15
Then oras and laughs then kakyoin screams by a stand that want to give him his saliva
EXACTLYYYY
At 3:46 it looks like Giorno is writhing in pain due to Abbachio’s manly touch
Abbacchio can kill a man one a single touch
That's why Diavolo had to kill him first.
Tusk be like
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 t o u c h m e p l e a s e A b b a
This is the ability he didn't get to use on the boss
0:44 footage of kars playing the guitar then moments later unlocking the secrets of the universe then turning into stone
Ladies and gentlemen, after three years I can finally say I recognise each of these segments after having watched every episode. I am genuinely proud.
Bizarre adventure indeed
Congratulations! Good job 😂
It took you three years to finish jojo?
@@yumrice1016 some people do take breaks while watching anime
@@rinasedits took me like 1 month
@@yumrice1016 pra mim demorou uns dois meses , contando com a temporada da Jolyne
1 second of every JoJo episode is 4 minutes and 43 seconds
*The JoJo fanbase is cursed*
When I see it it had four likes
Just off by one. It could have been great
RIP Mista
Mista is lucky that it's not one second longer
King crimson took the last second
I love how it starts out as fairly sane for about two or three seconds and then a frog gets punched and everything goes completely insane.
You just explained part 1's plot
U mean, bizzare
Everybody gangsta till the frog gets punched
Königstiger everything chill til the frog gets punched
@@user-ww4gz7wx4t Bizarre
SPELL THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD RIGHT FFS
3:46 this scene goes so well lol...
Football players after being touched
0:39 he will be missed
Almost all scenes: * super intense screaming
Jojo bridge: complete silence
1:16
It feels like an awkward moment
its like an "uhh"
Of course. At a place of worship I expect nothing less
Then straight to an ORAORAORAORS
Abbaccio: *touches Giornos chest*
Giorno: *dies in pain*
love that
3:46
How my sister reacts when I accidentally hurt her.
Bucciart:licks giornos face
Giornos: *PUNCHES FACE*
3:28
3:46
It's my favourite part lol
1:49 polnareff achieved heaven
Speeedwagooon 0:22
Hol Horse gets punched 1:08
Rohan gets punched 2:46
Josuke cries 2:48
Fugo throws a fit 3:42
Mista cries 4:31
I love how each part of JJBA just becomes increasingly confusing without context
I can confirm bc I’ve seen everything up to around stardust crusaders ending and I have no clue about what the hell’s going on in episodes after
Even context didn't help...
Please mister president im only 14
@@sovietraccoon3569 I don't want to turn into a rock please grant the fruit
1:22
skipping 10 seconds of the video is just skipping 10 episodes
“I erased time, and leapt past it”
*Kingu Krimison*
Za World
@@baybalman2295 KINGU CRIMSON NONORIUKU
em no i mean any times the cut have like 4 secs xD
CRIMSON KING
We need an extended version including part 6
Same!
0:22 Bro deadass turned into hisoka 💀
1:10-1:15
*All scenes show dramatic explosions, screaming, fighting, etc*
Then it just shows Jotaro planking in complete silence.
And then its so funny they are laughing
Jotaro bridge
And one second later *ORAORAORAORAORA!*
JOTARO BRIDGE! JOTARO BRIDGE!
Planktaro
King Crimson watching the JoJo franchise be like:
"it just works"
king crimson requiem be like
Wha-
@@JahgotMoney25 GER said no it doesn't
Also, WHA-
WHA-
3:24
Hayato:*looks at Kira*
Kira:detonate
2:27
POV: You go for a walk in London
3:47
Apparently Giorno doesn’t take being poked lightly.
No one, absolutely no one
European soccer player: 3:47
He's ticklish.
@@Kingsiegek also neymar
@@Kingsiegek No.
@@scottchaison1001 YES!
3:46
Jesus Giorno, calm down! He only poked you.
When you are fighting with your sibling and you poke them slightly hard
@@yehudashayer7828 That is the best reasoning ever. Thank you. :)
@peridoritos 1208 Football* you peasant
I forget was the one where he was rolling on the floor from the purple haze episode?
@@dermilos.6930 yeah lol
I like how 2:39 requires zero context. Just a person wearing 90's pants trampling on a yellow chicken while screaming "YAAAMOOOGAAA!"
"PERSON"
HOW DID YOU SELECT LITERALLY THE BEST PARTS OF EACH EPISODE THO😭
Abbacchio: (touches Giorno)
Giorno: (rolling on the ground in pain)
Ahhh i put the same coment 14 minutes late :c
Basically, every major league soccer game
Giorno turned into Neymar
Sounds pretty right to me.
Would’ve been better if it played the scene of his face when initially receiving that poke.
1:24
"I'm going to build Polnareffland!"
"Yes I am!"
*I* *don't* *think* *there's* *an* *accident*
There are no accidents,
-Master ooagway
yEs i aM
You've just made my day better lol
I know what I said
2:17 It’s just funny how Dio stops time then next second he’s calmly asking for his leg
4:30 I still cant get over mista making that face
Technicaly it was trish with all of the mind swapping stuff
@@szymonwrobel7010 yeah, I know but its mista's body after all so I said mista :)
1:14 Idk why but i love How everything is so loud and it’s suddenly just
*Jotaro bridge*
and then loud again
J O T A R O B R I D G E
Stolen comment
Lol
@@darkercartierrrrr *It all makes sense now*
@@naranciabeingnarancia518 やれ やれ だぜ
Abbaccio: *pokes Giorno*
Giorno: *F U C K I N G D I E S*
Sykopath03 Digiorno
3:47
You are welcome
This is Abbaccio greatest dream
That wasn't me
I swear on my life that wasn't me ;-;
@@giornogiovanna1056 you SURE
“I don’t understand why women can’t talk to me”
Also me when a woman approaches to me: 0:48
0:43 that noise he made absolutely killed me
0:44: Kars casually playing leg guitar.
1 sec later: B E C O M E S G O D
Another second later:Nigerundayo!
Another second later:Died
^ 1 second later :
Jotaro : jeez this dream
Then, suta purachina kisses haierofanto gurin
Viv Nov
if i got to hold Lisa Lisa's legs, i would probably feel like i became god too
The nigerundayoo is too op
0:49 Kars instantly becomes Jotaro
Just one more like
@@belowaveragegorganda5115 done, 69 😭
@@yarajafar8398 639
769
815
1:06 me looking at the toilet after my dad just used it
These clips show the full and intricate nature of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, honestly its beautiful and heartbreaking. This is so beautiful
Just the awkward second of Jotaro being a bridge is absolutely golden
Then Dan died
Seeing Jonathan handshake with dio is so weird
0:44
the best for me is 1:22
o r o
Gold expirience
Joseph: NIGERUNDAYO!
Kars: 🗿
Yo, Kars
Yo Kars🗿
Yo, Kars
Yo, Kars
Yo, Kars
I forgot why i love this show so much. Thanks for reminding me
3:24 detonate!
Okuyasu: no
3:46 Abbachio: Pokes Giorno’s tiddy
Giorno: Rolls on the floor in pain
He might just be ticklish.
Soccer players be like
Abbachio proceeds to laugh his ass off.
The one kid in school who overreacts when they get hit in dodgeball
@@hugosoto3237 I don't get it.
1:15
Jotaro: Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.
Well it all started when a dude couldn't drive
@@novelkarslol5296 When a goddamn horse slipped on some rocks
@@blokvader8283 when my great great great grandfather mistook a smuggler as a hero
AND ITS BETWEEN TWO FIGHTS SO ITS JUST SILENCE 💀💀 WE LOVE BRIDGE JOTARO
Well to tell you how i got there i have to take you back a 100 years,
*Proceeds to start the jojo series*
I like how you added just about every lick scene 😂
The story is so good thanks for the best art
Psychologist: jotaro bridge doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Jotaro bridge: 1:15
I need asmr jotaro bridge
What makes this funny is that he can because its jojo smh
The funny thing is that it goes from yelling, to a solid second of the sound of water trickling, and then back to yelling.
The next Thanos Car, along with Ball Monokuma
What if we kissed ... on the Jotaro bridge ?
2:45 is lined up so well
Thanks for the kakyoin cherry moment 🤝 one of my favorite funny scenes
Soccer players be like: 3:47
* younger siblings
*That one boy when you were in 6th grade
You guys ruined this joke
*NEYMAR BE LIKE
@@doubleking1350 nah, og football is soccer
3:47 When you lightly push your brother in an argument
Your brother:
For the longest time I thought you meant Fugo falling into those juicy boobs.
BeniSama well, you’re kinda right
Cmon man why you have to do that that’s true
Who's my brother
3:46
these clips made me realize how chaotic and funny this anime is lmao
0:21
Anyone else loves the way how he said
"Speedowa *GON* "
3:38 “It’s a Minecraft Girl”
Thanks, I can't un-hear it now
Lol 😂
I heard it once, rewatched the clip, and didn’t hear it
I hear “It’s like Minecraft Burning”
I hear "its a minecraft curseee"
3:46 how I hit my brother vs how he acts
Narancia make Golden experience Challeng
Aye I’m ur 100 th like
@@pedromemesbr87777 If you think about it Narancia's death was foreshadowed in Giorno's fight with Koichi where Giorno sits on the tree like how Narancia was impaled on the iron fence while he was in Giorno's body
2:33 as well
I never knew how funny silver chariot requiem getting tripped was
0:43 is amazing!
1:34
Kakyoin: *Gets eyes slashed*
Star Platinum: AAAAAAAAA
No
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He’s really angry about that
Star platinum is me
Lol
no ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:12-1:17
Hol Horse: deepthroats his own hand
Star Platinum: sucks a stand like a vacuum cleaner
Jotaro: I AM BRIDGE
Absolute perfection.
1:19 epic launching jotaro
Also sp: beating steely Dan
The gang: Laughs cause of peepee poopoo
You forgot ORA ORA ORA ORA
@@idk7922 he did
Good grief
This video is actually the very first bit of JoJo I had ever seen. The whole thing had zero context for me besides time stop memes and I wish I could watch it with no knowledge of what the hell is going on again lmao. Its what got me into JoJo and now I have watched the whole show and am reading part 8.
Every time i watch this video,i want to rewatch Jojo *AGAIN*
"Requiem is the most powerful form a stand can possib-" 4:32
YES I DEFEATED A REQUIEM WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stop bullying Chariot, he's been through a lot.
I don't know why but I laughed so hard at this
God damn underrated
Literally the best comment
No one:
Lego Star Wars characters 2:18
Facts
Truth
🤣😂😂
Uncle Ben lMaO
Lol
The perfect cut from absolute chaos to *bridgetaro* is amazing
This is the best out of context jojo video every out of context jojo video wants to be
1:13
INTENSE FIGHT
*B r i d g e*
BACK TO ACTION
pinoche
Loo
HAAGHHA
And then our reaction
b r i d g e
2:33 *When you wanna have a bro moment but your girlfriend is a control freak*
Ok
LOL
Maybe she's just angry that the third bro complimented his bro's mum but not her.
Josuke literally said: "She has a point." when Yukako said Koichi was really cute. Maybe she thought he was after Koichi's affections too.
@@megashark1013 You mean she's about to scream "NOHOMO!" at them?
The fact that this video has 4 minutes of 1 second of every jojo episode is amazing
What’s crazy is this is probably the most accurate representation of the entire series for a new watcher.
Like, you could legitmately rewrite the entire series from just the context of these clips and still have it make sense.
Wa
Wa
Wa
Wa
MUDA
*is the boss*
That’s the last 3 episodes of golden wind summarized
Honestly, that's just Golden Wind summarized.
@@stevethebarbarian9876 No.
@@stevethebarbarian9876 Golden Wind is great.
You forgot Bruno tripping Chariot Requiem
I love that your wa's sync up accurately.
“How to get your friends to watch Jojo’s part 1-5 “
and they're like: *i am interested*
And that's why I'm sending it to the group chat.
@@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops don't ur gonna spoil it
@@yungdabmaster69ripx86 They aren't wanting to watch it anyways! I'm doing my best here.
@@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops shuiit faaax my best friend said it was trash but when he got to battle tendency he loved it
Dio sitting patiently requesting a woman to pick up his leg is the most funniest thing I have ever seen.
3:46 i like how the guy pokes Giorno ab and then the next scene is him writhing in pain
1:15
reject humanity, return to bridge
Underrated
Omg underrated 😂
Bridges together strong
1:18
And rekt people
We really do need a "one-hour of calming Jotaro bridge lofi hip hop music" video
1 hour of jotaro slaving himself to steely dan so he wouldn't hurt his grandpa
ruclips.net/video/OrKl6dRp08U/видео.html
@@slvt4legion498 OH MY GOD
Lmao
Yep
I’ve never seen this but this video sold me
3:13 was so good 😂😂
1:13 the transition to jotaro bridge was sublime
I was looking for the perfect word to describe it. You found that word.
bridgetaro
It's just all this chaos then for a solid second we see Jotaro being a bridge in absolute silence.
S1 Jojo: Who are you?
S2 Jojo: M E M E
S3 Jojo: Weird
S4 Jojo: Strange
S5 GioGio: B I Z A R R E
S5 GioGio: G a y
S3 JoJo: Joseph x Abdol
S6: *F I S H*
S7; Jesus
S8: who?
Some of these make me snort with laughter so suddenly lmao
The handshake Polnareff and Kakyoin did out of nowhere was so good. In a perfect world, they would add that to Helldivers 2
0:22
*“s P e e e D w A g Ö U n”*
It sounds french
I always get a craving for spaghetti and garlic bread when I hear it
Speedweed
*screech* -ARU!
@@damienkane5589 what
I still love the way Stroheim said "SPEEDWAGOOOUN"
Everyone's gay for speedwagon
speeduwagooun
What can I say , german science is the world's finest
HAYATO
You are literally me 😳
This brought so many memories
I comeback to this video every time I feel down
2:10: One of the most heartfelt, sad, and emotion scenes in all of JoJo, and arguably manga ever.
2:11:
LMAO
I agree, certainly the saddest death that never happened
Daniel Příbrský well it kinda happened but it didn’t
2:12 really touched me tho
@@brightestbiscuit3918 quite literally
Remember...
This all happened becuase blonde boi wanted to be rich
@ƘƲƦƬ it all happened because carriage driver couldn't do his job properly
Actually it all happened cuz...
Japan.
@@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 no
@@zuvayxd yes
@@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240 I AM
This is amazing
Thank you for this gift
2:47 pretty much sums up how many of the Jojo fights go
"no u"
LMAO I chocked because I laughed too loud. I’m 💀💀💀
1:08
You’re not wrong
I laughed so hard that I choked on my spit there.
Abachio: Pokes Giorno's chest
Giorno: *FUCKING DIES*
@@thisisfleurdelis FBI would like to know your location
Purple haze : _touches his chest_
Giorno : *Dies a brutal death*
Soccer players
@@ShutUpNickk why that joke
just why that one
¿e҉m҉o҉n҉È it’s appropriate
3:29 that transmission tho
The crazy part is this is more in context, than the actual show.