stardust_crusaders.mp4
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- Опубликовано: 11 янв 2020
- Dingo Brady returns! Can an aging Joey JoJo and his grandson, Jimmy JoJo, defeat him once and for all? Follow them on their journey as they pick up hobos off the street and walk toward each other threateningly.
The lovely voice actors:
Joseph - Greg Wasdyke (@Greg_WASD)
Kakyoin - Riverdude ( / @riverdudecovers )
Polnareff - Clutch Roadagain ( / @froggi1337 )
DIO - ClassyJavelin (@ClassyJavelinVA)
FE styled Joseph by Zeta (@ZetaZBA)
FE styled Polnareff by LittleMissZoruaArt (www.deviantart.com/littlemisz...)
Music:
JoJo All Star Battle - Mode Select
Fire Emblem - Together we Ride
JoJo Eyes of Heaven - Cairo Rooftops
JoJo Eyes of Heaven - DIO Battle
JoJo Famicom RPG - DIO Battle
JoJo All Star Battle - Hierophant Green
JoJO Vento Aureo PS2 - Polnareff
JoJo Eyes of Heaven - Another World Diego Battle
Super Mario RPG - Victory
The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian 8 Bit Remix by 8BitRemixer ( • (8-bit Cover) Walk Lik... ) 
Кино
JOJO, it's time to GO GO
Hi berd
Berd, make a JoJo videp
Imma make you guys sad
*SHIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA*
oh you here
Oh u watched this
Stand up comedians: *says a well structured joke*
Me:
Joseph: JoJo, it's time to GoGo.
Me: *tea kettle noises*
gamerd B)
@@c-r0w he doesnt laugh at good jokes but joseph jokes on the other hand...
Legit turned on a kettle perfect time
did you just said... *S T A N D?*
Everybody making funny comments
Me:
Steven chandra: comements
Me: *deflating ballon noises*
0:26 i love how joseph is playing the battle tendency theme in the car for everyone to reflect on his glory days
Best part of you have subtitles on it will say kars noise
@@red-eyesb.knight4500automatically generated subtitles tho
@@poyopoyo6227 its not automatically generated lol
@@katoxyl what he saidd
Anyone else saw doppio in the corner?
1:40 despite being 60 years old, he still has the energy to HOTFOOT IT OUT OF THERE, SMOKEY!
Fr
NIGERUNDAYOOOO!
The amount likes is NNIICEE.
NIGERUNDAYOOOO SMOKEY
He used the secret jostar technique of running the fuck away
Joseph: He just stands there
Jotaro: *T-posing having ass*
Joseph: *Menacingly...*
BiTrash_Jojo Lmfao Asserting Stand Dominance
Yes I have asserted dominance
Genowhirl70: Who is Abdul btw?
Me:
He's just 「STAND」-ing there... ゴゴMENACINGゴゴ -ly!
He just *STANDS* there
"Jojo, its time to gogo"
*T POSE INTENSIFIES*
Condom Arms shut up
@@HikerMan-px1bv *WRYYYYY*
brother?
Don’t look at me like that
WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO-GO
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A JOJO
I love how DIO is the only one actually taking it seriously, and then at the end he’s funny like everyone else
Also dio: *h e l o* ❗❗❗
"Well, my sister was killed by a man with two right hands-"
"I don't care."
**throws him in**
LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS LMAOO
Family member gets killed.
Normies:"Get revenge."
Jotaro: *angry T*
Jotaro: is literally a plank
T
That's what the T in his name stands for
*T*
o
T
"I thought you died?"
"I thought your legs were broken?"
"III... thought you died?!?"
"I did. You have to let me go."
*FLIES AWAY*
"Lucky my dog make it out alive"
*attack from out of nowhere destroys iggy*
Iggy's eye: *HMMMMMMM INTENSIFIED*
AoE2_MonkSpawn.wav
That felt so surreal
@@queencrimson4305 Cream
(1:04) Bro tought he could sneak doppio in and nobody would notice 💀💀
isnt that diavolo because doppio has straight up purple hair and diavolo has purple and black hair
Obv doppio because he’s wearing a shirt
@@youragoraphobia2442 no its diavolo because the hair and diavolo NOT DOPPIO makes polnareff have to be in a wheel chair in the anime
@@TheOriginalXanderDoodhuh
@@BabyFat2245 watch the anime
I love how Avdol Dies right away and just doesn't appear after that.
“Shut up” “WRRYYYYYY” Damn if that’s not a mood idk what is
Kami Ami
*hmmmmmmmm.*
Me when my mom turns on the lights at 4am
1:54 It's seem like Kars finally got his revenge on Joseph
Underrated joke
This comment is fucking genius
*DAMN*
beautiful.
you deserve more than what you already have
They'll never take down DIO's boyfriend,
DIO's son,
DIO's supplier's supplier,
son of a fellow customer of DIO's supplier,
DIO's alternate timeline's DIO,
and DIO's alternate timeline's DIO's alternate reality's DIO!
Props to Jotaro holding the tpose throughout the entire adventure
**ahem* the beginning? Where he is sitting?
@joshlambert2756 the adventure didn't start in the jail
@@regalblade8171the scene in the kar buddy, he was sitting without tpose
@@alvinalpha_seven5330 oh, I missed that, thanks
"Jojo its time to go go"
*Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking*
*Eventually, Jotaro started T-posing.*
Yes, yes, yes, yes.... *YES11!1!1!1!1!1!1!*
Yare yare
I did
Jotaro Kujo k
*FINALLY*
"Available in 15 hours"
*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
AVAILABLE IN 15 MINUTES B)
WRYYYY
Finished watching
Dio:Are you splitting up,this isn't a *ScoobyDoo* episode
That’s my line
2:34 always gets me
CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT!!!
*Bop* *bonk* Great work Jotaro!
2:16 i like how star platinum is reading a book titled "how to not suffer from araki syndrome:how to remember your skills" which hints to how araki always forgets what the stands abilities are and just bust out random shit
Hey araki remember the part where jotaro is actually a skilled fighter with 20 years of experience fighting stand users?
@@AvarageGamingGamer "Who had 20 years of fighting experience? anyway lets have Jotaro get his ass whooped by a rat and a drone"
Joesph: *get’s hit by a car*
Me: “Kars is getting his revenge!!”
UNDERRATED
End me
bruh
HE BARELY EVER USED HAMON EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BASICLLY THE WHOLE POINT OF SEASON 1
N I C E
Dio's little "hello!" at 1:07 is strangely adorable.
hello
Agreed
elOo
ikr
I just wanted to say that that Nemesis is freaking terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
3:00 gets me everytime.
I still find it crazy to think that Kakyoin just left without even having his family know and just died.
_"Jojo?"_
*_:eyes:_*
_"It's time to go-go!"_
*_Jotaro: yare yare daze, im t-posing for the rest of part 3_*
Еyes not eyes this is word
@@alex_wens r/woosh
@@anxious_sins9341 people without discord be like
:eyes:
Gomzy you mean Reddit ding dong
Polnareff: *on his own*
Diavolo: having working legs is a privilege not a human right
Cripnareff
Polnareff and his silver chariot 1:42
Sanpuru tekisuto *Wheelchariot
1:04 Look at that Vinegary boi
@H M but he might learn spin
Everyone: dies
Jotaro been AFK: 🗿
Star Platinum: 🤓
Star platinum:fully animated
Jotaro: 🗿
I like how Jotaro is just asserting his dominance across the globe
Plot twist: Everyone thought he was asserting his dominance, but he actually just T-poses when he thinks about dolphins.
@@Crow_Rising maybe he was asserting his dominance on the dolphins
Accurate to the anime
@@jocelynnelson246 I mean it is...
Thank you.
Kakyoin: "no one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash!"
DIO: *deflects it*
Kakyoin: *guessilldie.jpg*
0-0
NIGENDAYO ok i failed i forgot how to spell it lol
Kakyoin never got Holly tho 😞
Monika the cycle-path bruh it’s Monika, Just Monika...
NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
NO ONE, REALLY.
No Dio dint deflect it ,it just got him but it dint hurt lol
3:03 The Dio's scream got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I fuckin love that Iggy was almost not mentioned at all.
God I'm so happy I came back to this after getting super into JoJo (and going all the way through parts 1-6) just to see how ABSOLUTELY hilarious it is. Quality humor right here and I was missing out on so many jokes when only seeing it after part 3.
"My sister was killed by a man with two right hands and"
"I don't care."
*Throw in car*
An-"
"I don't care"
Polnareff has been yeeted and then skeeted
Lol
“JOjO,It’S tiMe TO GoGO”
I love that it's in the style of Fire Emblem recruitment.
Dio in anime: ROAD ROLLER DA
Dio here:
*CONTRUCTION EQUIPMENT*
*CONTRUCTION EQUIEPMENTODA*
**flick**
***they have Epuipment***
This is the anime
Random Incorporated
Mom can we have that dio?
Mom: We have that at home
Dio: CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT.
"How to not suffer from Araki syndrome"
So are we not gonna talk about how Joseph was making Kakyoin and Jotaro listen to his opening in the car lmaoooo
Literally all characters: *Say important things*
Jotaro: T
Subtitels:*DIO fuc|{ing dies*
So you are realy Giorno
???
XD
Oh hey me
Jotaro is just there
Like the actual anime and manga
And yet...
He always manages to be badass
My like is 666
@@dionotdio edgy*
Jotaro is dead on the inside
Jotaro is badass making nothing
2:19 i love how star platinum is reading THE BOOK
Steps of how to defeat Dio if you don't have a stand.
Step 1. Get one UV torchlight.
Step 2. Flash it to Dio.
Step 3. Dio die.
This is how you do it.
🤣🤣🤣
2:48 “I thought you died?”
Kak:”I did,you just have to let me go,Polnareff.”
*A S C E N S I O N*
Lol kak means shit in my language
Dylan McVillian it means milf hunter in mine
kak means cherry or holy pink
**AOE2 monk sound**
He must go, his people need him
I didn’t even notice Avdol died immediately
I know that was the best part 😂
Yes you did
*Just like in the anime*
Not exactly bruh
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT AND WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS THE ENTIRE TIME
1:35 insert huge and chaotic explosion here
The subtitles make this several thousand times better
Joestar: Hermit Purple!
Polnareff: Silver Chariot!
Kakyoin: Hierophant Green!
Avdol: Magician’s Red!
Star Platinum: *J o t a r o*
sxphireglxtches you forgot iggy
AcId Šm0k3ź
Uhhhhh
Bark: woof woof
@@n0text220 Dio: ZA WARUDO!
Iggy: ZA FOORU!
Jotaro doesnt need star platinum be can punch a grown man meters away as a kid
Apstrophe ' this makes star platinum needing/using jotaro as a stand even funnier lmao
Everyone: **living**
Jotaro: *T*
Accurate
*Menacing*
Star platinum: "Weird flex but ok"
JUST LIKE THE MANGA
Tower of T
Essa foi uma das melhores obras audiovisuais que ja consumi em minha vida inteira, obrigado por proporcionar isso.
I love that you put Diavolo and Polnareff themes from PS2 🗿🍷
"Jojo, it's time to go go!"
**Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking.**
Haha I made it 69
Haha I ruined it
@@buccieratigamingstreams9695
How could you
@@infamouspickle1342 because i hate the number 69
There 369 likes
Stardust crusaders characters, summarized:
Jotaro: Angsty teen
Joseph: Engrish
Kakyoin: One move
Polnareff: French
Avdol: Magician's dead
Iggy: Dog
DIO: Yells a lot
Magicians dead
Diavolo: Surprise Handicap
The magician’s dead had me laughing and I hate you for that
@@conntoons_4848 You are very welcome ;)
@@svinjamaria when u gonna make new videos? :(
this is awesome!!!! sooo goood!! thank you for making my day!
DAMN YOU ARE REALLY GOOD with those :D !!!
amazing animation
I like how you keep it minimal to be able to produce more
Polnareff: alone and unprotected
Sudden Diavolo: *Buenos dias baguette boy*
Edit: Yes everyone, I know buenos dias is a Spanish hello, not Italian. I just wanted to be funny guy.
buon giorno*
Excuse me good sir, but is that a Baki pfp?
*B u e n o s d i a s m a n d y*
1:03 is the boi. Doppio.
@@HeeHeeDude *I M B E C I L*
“wow my dog made out alive!”
*iggy gets evaporated*
“AHhHHhHH”
Generic Name iggy get out of here, hes still alive
@@Mrlaggy99
Iggy:bor-
Cream: *vaporization noise*
Famous last words before disaster
Vinh Do (cries in baguette 🥖)
I needed this ❤
how is it being so funny and legendary for YEARS like I'm re-watching jojo rn annndd that's the best jojo meme i've watched
"Jojo, it's time to Go-Go!"
Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking.
Eventually, Jotaro started T-posing.
Well, he stopped thinking because his brain cells obviously exploded.
Don't look at me like that !
We’ve got to go to Egypt and stop
*DIO*
From taking over the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
Jayden Mendoza
Avdol: (Dies)
Kakyoin: (Waves)
Jotaro: (Gracefully falls whilst maintaining Dominance)
Jotaro throughout the journey: I sleep
Jotaro when Joseph gets run over: *A N G E R Y*
It has 69 likes and I'm about to ruin it to show my appreciation
I see your subscribed to unus annus *good choice*
he’s Angy
Im angy
😤😡
no talk me
It's at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it, so take this chinese bootleg like button 👍
0:43 That Fire embelm refrence is so damn underrated, caught me completely off guard XD
0:27 I love how Joseph is listening to Battle Tendency's theme just to relive his good old days.
Kakyoin: No one can deflect a 20 meter radius emerald splash!
Also Kakyoin: **pulls out a 30 cm ruler**
That's why he failed XD
ALSO ALSO KAKYOIN: *Yeet a Minecraft Emerald*
ALSO ALSO ALSO KAKYOIN: *Whips out a chug splash*
im ur 1000th like
Joseph: Nigerundayo!!!
Fans asking for stardust_crusaders.mp4 be like:
"Jojo, it's time to gogo"
Gogo its a new for the family jostar
Did no one notice Star Platinum reading “How not to suffer from Araki Syndrome...
This video is still golden after 4 years, never fails to make me laugh 😂
Rewatching this feels nostalgia
Everyone: *speaking*
Jotaro and Avdol:
What about Iggy he never barks
T-pose
no thoughts
head empty
Who's Avdol?
“Yes I am!!”
Jotaro:
Anime: does nothing
Manga: does nothing
OVA: does nothing
ASMR: does nothing
Video Games: does nothing
There's Jotaro ASMR?
@@mrlakiro5526 Yes. He uses Star Finger to ring a doorbell.
This video jotaro: T-pose
Mp4: does nothing
It's funny, Jotaro became more of a character when he WASN'T a protagonist judging by Diamond is Unbreakable.
Just rewatched this for the first time in a while with subtitles/closed captions on and I nearly choked.
I get recommended this video from time to time, and every time I have to watch it lol
This is so accurate: Star Platinum was always way more animated than Jotaro.
Edit: I know everyone says this once they've reached the 1K mark, but seriously, thanks for probably the most likes I've ever received on 1 comment.
Since stands are the manifestation of someone's inner feelings and desires it makes sense that Star Platinum shows the feelings that his user tries to surpress
Steve Pensando
Silver Chariot: *stab*
Everyone: dying Jotaro: 🗿
Yo, Angelo
Yo Angelo
i can't ruin the 69th like
Ramirez yo kars
Yo, Angelo
Oh boy it's been years, very good.
Brings me way back, i completed the whole jojo season back then. Gah! good memories...
My parents: “why don’t you play with the neighbours kid?”
The neighbours kid: 1:07
hello!
Hi Penis Music Alternate Reality IDubbz
Edupz That was Doppio, right?
*h e l o*
_h e n l o_
If Old Joseph hadn't said "Its time to GoGo," Jotaro would've had animation
*yes*
He just gave up breathing and speaking after that saying
That pun ruined his life, making Jotaro rethink his life choices throughout the video
This is the best part xd
@Xander F nah
I remember laughing at this with my friends in middle school back in the day... man, time goes by fast when you're having fun.
Amazing
T-posing is Jotaro’s coping mechanism. It’s the only way he can endure his grandfather’s crazy road trips.
And plane crashes, and a sinking submarine-
You could say...
CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TRIPS
And his great great grandfather's ROAD ROLLA trips around ZA WARUDO.
The whole animation is not serious however dio voice actor sounded like he was serious and acting so good.
actually, i'm p sure he THOUGH it was serious, until he found out about the WRY part ,,
w r i i i i i i i i
W R YY Y Y Y YY YY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y YY T
WREEEEEEEEE
bro he sounded like a ghast
this is amazing
Dio's voice actor in this is insane! Awesome video!
Polnareff: **Long and drawn out and sad depressing backstory**
Joseph: *Did I ask?*
Edit: Thanks for like
the world does not revolve around you i dont need you to ask in order for me to say something
P O L N A R*A*FF
Following the great adventures of the stardust crusaders to discover who it was that asked
Lmao polnaraff-
“ d o e s m a n s c a r e?”
I love how Bloody Stream is playing while Joseph was driving.
Back in my day i had my OWN theme song
Lol
@@TemporaryPartTimeTempesta lol
Niggaaaaaa tf
oh shit it is
this is a work of art
0:26 I love that the song is Joseph’s theme, ‘from battle tendencies’
OK BUT IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS ANIMATED BEAUTIFULLY THEN JOTARO IS JUST T POSING
Joseph’s dad joke destroyed his animation
The animator forgot bout him
Star platinum was good
Star Platinum was important
Yes
“My dog made it out safe and sound”
*ice ice baby intensifys*
No dog ever:
Araki story: _rip and tear_
A snake head eating the head on the opposite siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Co5mic Waffle iggy get out of here! He’s still alive!
Araki: liggity logs, I love making literal hot dogs
@@Mrlaggy99 I love how they used the ova reference and not the anime
This was really well made
I have to say, your "ZA WARUDO" was so good, I feel like you've been waiting a good excuse to do that😂
Jotaro: Planking
Joseph: old
Polnareff: a-okay
Kakyoin: kill
Iggy: deleted
Avdol: Magician’s Dead
Where were u when kakyoin die
I fight vampire when Joseph call
"Kakyoin is kil"
"no"
Hotel: Trivago
@@conntoons_4848 you think you're funny don't you...............well you are.
orion fire
Believe me, I’m not proud of what I say
2:48
"i thought...YOU died..?"
"i did. you have to let me go, polnareff.."
*sobs*
nigga what
Dude he's sad because kakyoin died
F
Yeah thats what he said
imagine if Chariot Requiem carrying that arrow as per Polnareff wish to keep them safe, walking aimlessly as he search for Jotaro, and weakly calling out Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy in regret and sorrow
This is even better with captions
why is the animation so smooth and quirky in the same time ToT
I love how Jotaro literally t-pose and do nothing and still wins.
Jotaro = Luigi of Jojo XD
@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 A man od hidden talent.
@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 that was EXACTLY what I was thinking
He's asserting his dominance.....
Natural Talent.
“Jojo, it’s time to go-go”
And at that moment, jotaro lost the will to live.
Don't look at me like that
_Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking._
(in the car)Mr Joestar are we there yet?
No
How about now?
still fresh after 3 years, good as new
JOJO!
Jotaro: 👀
ITS TIME TO GOGO
_"J O J O"_
_"It's time to"_
_"G O G O"_
*T*
@@dankoboy_
_"Don't look at me like that we've gotta go to Egypt and stop"_
*_"D I O"_*
_"From taking over the E N T I R E U N I V E R S E"_
@Aidan Morfin
_"Alsoweretakingtheseassholeswithus"_
_avdol dies._
_"You in?"_
@@afierymess2307
Jojo: *Falls*
Joseph: *G R E A T*
*"AND WE'RE OFF"*
"tomorrow"
Jotaro T-posing is probably the most accurate way of depicting him.
It's representing Jotaro's power
How?
@@bnalla68 T-Pose=Asserting dominance,sheer power
Jotaro=T-Pose
RoboGamer-Gameplay Oh... I didn’t know T pose meant that... thanks
@@bnalla68 Np
I’m just following along, playing all the music, being the soundtrack :)
1:17 Bro the part five spoilers was hilarious to me