JoJo's Very Straight Adventures! Stardust Crusaders, Steel Ball Run Parody
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- Опубликовано: 16 апр 2021
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Stephanos Rex: (Kakyoin, Joeseph, DIO, Vanilla Ice, Gyro, Father)
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TopHatMcFenbury: (JOTARO, Polnareff)
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Ryitus: (Avdol, Iggy)
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Music Arrangements by Pavel Zuk
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Background art by Quito
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Color and art assistance MeIsHeaven
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Cartoon by Gonzossm: (Animation, writing, directing, lead, and announcer voice)
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If your Handsome and Super Straight test your friends Hetero levels by sharing this video with them. If there not straight they will be.
10/10 Gonzossm!
You did it again 🔥
They all passed then we all did a shirtless group huge to show off our Manliness
I like you made the world and star platinum gay and the rest straight
they're JK lol
Note: Jotaro is 17 years old and Dio is 120
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
16 is the age of consent in UK and it’s even lower in Japan
@@meltedcheese1091 they are in egypt i think..... And the age of consent is 18+
@@meltedcheese1091 in japan its 13
@@MyNameIsHeh good point
JoJo being straight?
Impossible!
Ma- Masaka!
Oh hey its u
BBBRRRAAAAKANA!!!!
JOJO IS THE STRAIGHTEST ANIME IN THE WOORRRLLLDDDDD!!!!!
jojo is straight up gay
burger king
5:49 caught me off guard "Muda Fucka" 😂😂😂
Look at dio's badly animated hand lol
@@user-rh5iq5gg6esuper funnier 😂
😂😂😂
At least we know he’s cultured 🤷
8:16 “Vanilla Ice’s B I G G E R, B L A C K E R H O L E.”
AYYYYYYOOOO
Oh Sh*#!
I like how star platinum and the world are homies
Yeah like they can see each other
oh when the world heard no more women he had to kill dio and himself
Like jotaro Said they are thé same type of stands
"Homies, not Homos"
-Neighborhood Crackhead
@@jellohead1036 the best type of manlyiness
Dio : I will enslave humanity
The world : *Yes Yes Yes*
Dio : Then I will kill all women
The world : *No No No*
Jotaro: not to fuck a singel women. The world: yes yes yes
@@doktor_111 But he don't wanna kill them, so...
*K I L L A L L W O M E N*
the world : muda fuck
wait, that was a jojo reference
To be honest, Jotaro stealing The World makes just as much sense as Jotaro randomly pulling Time Stop out of his ass.
It's not random it is hinted in the prison scene when jotato shoots himself since there is no way he could block or deflect it that fast so it could only be time related along with Dios example of learning being a shotgun shot at him but the bullets stopped mid air making both their experiences similar
@@chunkemonke2971 it wasn't about the timestop, it was about star platinum's speed. SP is one of the fastest stands in the series, and he only learned the timestop near the finale. That's why it could catch the bullet. It's just that fast.
While I am sure Araki did plan on giving jotaro the time stop it was kinda stupid how quickly he learned it just from finding out that timestop even exists.
4:05
DIO’s va was having so much fun voice acting
Fr was
I can't kiss you on the lips without getting closer.
Proud of you son, you did a great job portraying Jotaro in the most accurate- authentic- straightest portrayal anyone's ever seen
Lmao
Hey your daddy is here aren't gonna give him a KISS
@@Gonzossm I like chicken nuggets
Ah yes time to send turtle through 30 miles of pain again
*"Muda-Fucka"*
@Akira -san yes.
Am back and this time am dinosaur
5:48
Muda muda muda fucka
the world said nope not today
4:34 WHAT THE FRICK YOU'D DO TO MY GRANDPA YOU FRUITY POO POO HEAD?!
I'm not a fruity poopoo head!You're THE FRUITY POO POO HEAD!
WHY WAS DIO RUBBING THE POLE LIKE THAT💀💀💀💀💀☠☠☠
YOU KNOW WHY👀👀👀
What cracks me up is the The World stand seem to be the straightest character in this video
fruity poo poo head
Man straight betrayed Dio after he mention he would kill all women.
What about star platinum
@@Flex_seal you tell me after seeing 3:11
5:48
Fun fact: Dio's body is actually Jonathan's body, so the times Dio was being gay to Jotaro, he was 80% alabamian
NOOOOOO
@@cocopuffs8646 yes my coco puffs, this is true
Welp.
@@jonathanjoestar863 And here we can see the best gentleman in the entire universes
Damn
I love how Dio says "the world" fast as possible
Tbh he doesn't even need to say the world
Kakyoin’s face at 0:20
🕶️🗿
Epic
I'll will be back
I love how even the world thinks that DIO is weird
Cuz the world knows he is weird cuz "the world" hates gays
And gay
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 xd?
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 good one lol
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 true true
I love how The World is the straightest one out there
@Yumpus Grumpus yep
What about iggy??
Star platinum is the world's therapist
@@jdmcx2132 I dont know about iggy's sexuality, but his spine sure aint straight.
So is star platinum
5:15 I literally cried from laughter at this scene🤣
Gotta love how The World just freaks out when DIO does something gay
He even freaks out when he sees Diego and himself being fruity
Jotaro always trying to do his homework during his very dangerous trips.
I mean he does have a Asian parent so he kinda has to get all A's
@@pizzagod9033 yeah just like me i'm asian
@@gabrielcsabela8916 dude... Respect
Am I the only one that noticed that jotaro went from part 3 to part 4 and then to retro
and its 2nd grade math
man, this is another level!
coming from my mind.
Ayy its dopatwo
E
It’s over heaven.
i want a golden wind
5:43 killed me😂
☠️☠️☠️
Mudafak🤨
He's predicted creator of dragon Ball z has passed away
This is how i actually imagined what Jojo would be before I actually started reading/watching the series.
It's a good read I promise it looks gay but like every character is straight but flamboyant weird but still good( I do not confirm that there isn't homosexual characters I stopped reading after part 4)
@@justaperson1779 well dio is bi and there is a gay couple in part 5 but that's really it to my knowledge
@@justaperson1779 Most of the Jojos are not exclusively straight lol. Gappy and Jonathon are really the only two who are.
Araki confirmed Dio is Bi,But we already knew that lmao.
And you were right.
@@spookydooky666 but isn’t Jotaro straight since he has wife and daughter
“Mudaf*cka...” officially my new favorite quote.
“Ohhh my gawd…”
Nah
Since “muda” translates to useless is he just calling Dio a useless fu*k?
i love how star platinum is just like you good bro 4:16
Your art style is seriously world class. It’s beautiful and thank you for sharing.
I love how The World and Star Platinum are the only straight characters
Don’t forget iggy
Buffass Iggy**
@@TehTrollinStone RIP Buff Ass Iggy and Big Black Avdol
Bro I was reading the comments outloud and said ''niggy'' instead of iggy 😭
XD
"No longer will the world oppress me."
The World: *oppresses Dio*
And star platinum
Star Platinum also oppresses Dio.
Unless that's what you mean
I was literally about to comment this
You are big brain, no sarcasm
7:26 that just hits different now...
I love the way you drew them all, it's very unique!😊
And straight.
"If I don't get a good grade on my book report dad will never come back from the cigarette store"
Holy shit that's depressing
I don't think that will persuade Goku to go visit Jotaro because if Chi Chi found out Goku had a secret child he would be in deep trouble
My mom use to tell me that only if I got good grades then dad would come back..........
yA like jazz?
The world saying "mudafucker" killed me
5:48
smae
same
It did as well
Lol
9:40 i lost my fr*ck*ng lungs
someone really spent time animating this
“Mom, can we watch Jojo videos?”
“Son, we already have Jojo videos.”
*JOJO videos at home:*
Jojo at home is better
lmao i've seen the real thing, there's almost no difference.
Still JoJo if diavolo dies tho
"*Joe-Joes's Peculiar Escapade*"
1:08 looks like Joseph kept Wamuu's ring
HELP
THIS SHIT JUST MADE ME BURST OUT OF LAUGHING, HOLY FUCK
SHIIIZZAAAAAAAAA
The way you guys animate is so cool!!!
i cant tell how many times i have re-watched this video since i first saw it! (and memorized the lines fully)
Joseph is pronouncing half of his words in a Japanese accent while speaking English
What a legend
@Sebastian Magallanes Lmao
Dio: "The world will no longer opress me"
*Gets physically opressed by The World*
Whats fisically mean?
@@watervisuals8727 physically
What's opress mean
Nathan Ganga YES
@Nathan Ganga yes
I like how every time DIO stops time jotaro’s color pallet changes to a different outfit he wore such as the manga colors OVA colors and part 4 colors
we just gonna ignore that kakyoin was 17 and licking at 200yr old vampire out...
Is Nobody going to talk about how Jotaro is doing 2nd grade mathwork, and then called it a *book report?*
Bruh moment
its 8 jotaro
How about then jotaro turns into part 4 jotaro in the following time stop
@@DiamondHoe
And his manga colors at 2:17
Yes, that was the joke
Props to these VA's for keeping themselves from laughing 24/7
Nah they definitely had like 20+ takes in this video
they definitely had to have some retakes 💀
Just imagine how many takes this took
@KakashiHatake-to8io didn’t even realize that
@KakashiHatake-to8iobro it just sounded like haha but he was just getting hit
2:18 I like that reference to the original manga
Can their **stands** **stand** a chance against dio's mysterious **stand**
No therapist in this world can ever help me recover from this interpretation of Iggy
*Buff Ass Iggy
@@wh0kn0ws24 please don't remind us
Well shit...
*As a wise man once said :*
_"Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles will you realize violence isn't always the answer"._
Oh it's an answer alright, just not a good one. Like "Time".
if youre brave enough war will never change
Coward! YEET THE MEAT!!
cbt time
grimace: dio wont stand a chance on me if he drank my special drink
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
"BIG BLACK AVDOL" that got me crying 8:04
This man thought that he could just upload these unedited jojo episodes and have us believe he did them
E
copyright time bois
this is the most cursed piece of high quality animation I've ever laid my eyes upon
All of his animations are high quality and cursed
Meatcanyon in the corner:
@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism We dont speak of his name
For you must pay the price for salvation
@@fracturedframe1462 take me
@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism as you wish
To see perfection
The price is only 25c
This is the manliest thing I ever seen!
This animation made me watch the actual JoJo and I'm loving it. Thanks Gonzo :D
*“vanilla ice, who had the very strange and peculiar ability to eat his own ass”*
💀
*"AND TURN INTO A BLACK HOLE!"*
@@grandgojira5485The blackest of holes
@@grandgojira5485A BIGGER BLACKER HOLE
A black.hole
Abdul gets eaten by Vanilla Ice's bigger blacker hole!
“Now, for the monologue that lets you get away”
*literally every Jojo fight in a nutshell*
Literally got to this comment as he said that lol
Literally doppio vs risotto fight
Every anime in general.
It’s cuz in manga, the author can just right as much text without thinking about how much time it’d need to be spoken.
Just like Father
Wow, this animation is very high quality, and definitely very straight!!!!!!!
Jesus this animation gives me *GREATEST HIGH*
All are laughs but then, you realize Jotaro is 17.
@Murtrail Sanders 122*
Age in japan is 13
@Murtrail Sanders mans said 21
And by law dio and jotaro are really related so pretty sus
@@yazurai4667 LMAO
“If I don’t get a good grade on my book report, dad will never come home from the cigarette store”
Bruh this is low-key sad
overused tho.
@@TrapShops6969 But a real thing that happens to a lot of people.
Well, if it makes you feel better, Jotaro's dad is on a Saxophone world tour rather than a cigarette store
just got recommended on this thing i already watched and just realized that the grandpa's stand is a reference to grimace.
Aren't we gonna talk about dio didn't burn when the window broke 0:15
9:48 I just love how The World try’s to explain to Star Platinum that’s it’s not him
"THATS NOT ME BRO, THE UNIVERSE WAS RESET AND STUFF ITS NOT ME"
lol
@@comrade2826 Pucci: *Yes.*
@@SWAGGER_21 the universe was not reset this is only a other universe
"Mmmuda muda muda! Uh muda muda muda muda"
I was dying when I saw the world trying to explain to Star platinum that it was a misunderstanding
*Muda of panic*
Timestamp?
@@-Said9752- 9:55
@@darrylferguson3622 thanks
1:54 the detail to put his part 4 outfit in stopped time is goated
the way how dio was driving the road roller instead of pushing it was insanely good
I just love the bromance between star platinum and the world that is going on the whole time.
same
its like SP is constantly trying to calm down TW (who is so pissed of his own master being so fucking gay)
btw jotaro must be suffering from daddy issues
@@andcora his dad is gone :/
@@freedom4125 "how could i ruin your life i wasnt even there"
Narration: Dio who is definitely not gæ
Araki: *Dio is Bisexual-*
YES YES YES
@@mosquitodadengue774 LOL
@@mosquitodadengue774 muda fuk
Muda fucka
@@Skibidi24997 you will never go to heaven with that attitude
THIS ANIMATION IS INSANE!!! YOU'RE SO SKILLED
Very funny and the style was amazing
I imagine this is how every non JJBA fan thinks what JJBA is
true jojo get's hate becuse it's "not straight"
Yeah i still love the anime
It is pretty accurate
I finished it. I see no inaccuracies with this parody.
they’re not wrong
The World knew Jotaro was 17 and he did not want Dio in jail
He doesn't like gay stuff
Tw is straight in my book
The world should have been EDP stand that man going to jail
What are you talking about,
the video is called "JoJo's Very *Straight* Adventures"
You silly goose
FACTS
Please i need more of this to set me back to the straight path after watching jojo
I watch this video religiously during it’s anniversary because it’s also my birthday
This was the straighest yet most accurate depiction of Jojo I have EVER seen.
Straighest*
Straightest*
Straightest*
Yes
_true_
Star Platinum is basically the buff therapist who's literally done with everything.
He has heard and seen some things that a gallon of bleach cant even clean.
Never heard of a buff therapist... Actually I don't wanna know. --If it a women then mayb--
0:35 what the heck
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 woman*
2 years later, this shit is still funny as hell
1:55 here jotaro has his part 4 coloring which is cool detail that hints he survives to the next part! Foreshadowing!
for a guy who likes JoJo and not gay, this is what it feels like to watch JoJo for the first time
YES
HAHAH
Honestly
thats what i used to think too
then i just found out im bi
actually, Yes it is
this honestly made more sense than when Jotaro learns to stop time
Although it doesnt...
I always just kind of thought Jotaro learned to stop time from DIO just by watching how he did it. Jotaro didn't even know he HAD the ability until he saw The World so it makes sense he never tried to do it until he saw DIO do it and it worked.
@@brandonfleming7118 yeah he always had it, and its shown through the show
Though that would be cool if he got two stands.
I like the joke, somewhat, but also despise it because it can be explained why the joke itself doesn't make sense so easily.
The world is the only dude who respects women and smart
I love this channel
imagine jotaro actually somehow taking the stand the world
If he had 2 stands of that power he will never died against pucci
That was my Xbox live pfp
ngl that could've actually made the story for part 3 make more sense, cuz to this day i still think the "oh lol i got timestop power too" trope was fucking stupid
Lol foonyy
Thats how Star Platinum:The World was made ;)
2:56 Lady Dimitrescu fans in a nutshell
your not wrong
unpopular opinion : i think shes not hot
@@hisyam1664 honestly same
@@hisyam1664 ME TOO
@1Yan00 nobody cares.
Bro this shit is hilarious! Well done mate!
After so a few years, this video still makes us all straight.
9:19 when the blood test say your .5% Italian
Relatable as hell.
You.. become gyro?
@@ThatUnnamedLegionSolder
Damn straight
Yes
i love you
:o
Hey did you post your reaction on your channel
Love u too :v
Damn u sus
*in a very straight way*
I loved this video!
This is the most beautiful thing i've ever witnessed
It scares me how accurate the story went to for part 3 jojo
I do love how The World and Star Platinum both look very uncomfortable about this whole ordeal.
"Ayy yo pretty gay"
"Yea ikr"
6:25 "ooohh.. my.. godddd..."
Killed me lmaooo
Also how did he manage to keep his hat straight after being swallowed
Why has this genuinely made me wanna watch jojo now
I love how the Straightest thing here is the street that they’re on
@SQuinGedSUB and *buff ass Iggy*
@SQuinGedSUB so it’s the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Gonzossm: *uploads adult content*
RUclips: *yeah sure let’s put this on the category for kids*
It's fine cuz it's gay. (Joke)
FACTS
What do you mean its cartoons. It supposed to be for kids. 😂
Actually he can choose if it's kid friendly
RUclips thinks if it's a cartoon then it's automatically targeted for kids
3:42 that face killed me