JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 1] In 6 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 7 мар 2022
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    JJBA Stardust Crusaders [Part 1] in 6 minutes!
    CAST:
    Gianni Matragrano as Joseph Joestar
    Sean Chiplock as Jotaro Kujo
    Dave Dixon as Muhammad Avdol
    Nick Lani as Noriyaki Kakyoin
    Brienne Olvera as Jean Pierre Polnareff
    Kamran Nikhad as Hol Horse
    Katy Johnson as Holly Kujo
    Caitlyn Elizabeth as Tomoko Higashikata and Anne
    Stephan Krosecz as Borky Big
    Scott Frerichs as J. Geil and Enya Geil
    Elsie Lovelock as Mannish Boy/Death 13
    Tom Schalk as Judgement
    Anthony Sardinha as DIO
    Opening Version by Jonathan Young
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  • @TeamFourStar
    @TeamFourStar  2 года назад +689

    Go to partner.bokksu.com/TeamFourStar and use code TFS15 to get $15 off your first Bokksu Japanese snack box!

    • @Gigglesisafish
      @Gigglesisafish 2 года назад +11

      more jojo abridged plz

    • @dragoncaptain678
      @dragoncaptain678 2 года назад +5

      @@Gigglesisafish yes pretty plz
      With a side of Chips

    • @nemanjastanimirovic155
      @nemanjastanimirovic155 2 года назад +2

      A bit unrelated but could I suggest listening to the song turn it down by or3o to further the Encanto obsession

    • @ianl7619
      @ianl7619 2 года назад +3

      Dude you should do jojo abridge

    • @SaberusTerras
      @SaberusTerras 2 года назад +2

      It'd be nice to have more cherry trees in Dallas, instead we got cottonwoods and whatever hell-spawned mess that has those long, bright green pollen clusters that shed green clouds of tree spunk everywhere. Terrible for allergies.
      Nothing worse than going out in the morning and seeing that all the local trees bu###ke'd my car overnight.

  • @badzilla1173
    @badzilla1173 2 года назад +3450

    "You killed my SON!"
    "Sucks to suck."
    Most Jotaro thing I've ever heard.

  • @zeruaargi3724
    @zeruaargi3724 2 года назад +7177

    Jotaro saying "Mommy is sick?" In a worried voice is actually accurate cause he only figures something wrong because he didn't get his goodbye kiss on the cheek when he goes to school.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +317

      That is how much he knows this show

    • @_Night_Edge
      @_Night_Edge 2 года назад +293

      Also if you look at the last frame, you can see a tear in Jotaro's eye

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 года назад +67

      @@_Night_Edge Seeing that made me sad too

    • @HatsODoom
      @HatsODoom 2 года назад +11

      @@_Night_Edge What are you talking about? You undid it...

    • @dr.kujojotaro
      @dr.kujojotaro 2 года назад +31

      @@_Night_Edge “I’m not crying… YOU’RE CRYING!”

  • @itsrayjaylite4415
    @itsrayjaylite4415 2 года назад +2822

    "even the sun can be a stand"
    "Fuck you kakyoin" is legit killing me 😂 😂

    • @zzz43344
      @zzz43344 2 года назад +109

      "IT'S MELTING MY HAIR GEL!"

    • @SailorSunshine
      @SailorSunshine 2 года назад +31

      Reminds me of the Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3🤣

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Год назад +9

      Lolll

    • @zfitness2005
      @zfitness2005 Год назад +8

      3:46

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight Год назад +8

      And it chases you!🤣and you can get rid of it by hitting the exit in SUPER MARIO BROS 3.(And Yeah This stand follow them and they defeated it easily)

  • @STH151NicoleFan
    @STH151NicoleFan Год назад +1640

    “I’m a foxy grandpa now!”
    “I can’t dance for shit!”
    “No the other one you little asshole!”
    “What up baby mama?”
    How is Abridged Joseph such a hilarious character?

    • @hansolo235
      @hansolo235 Год назад +109

      Regular Joseph is already hilarious, and Abridging turns all dials Up To 11.

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 Год назад +22

      Because Joseph

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 Год назад +58

      Tomoko: Joseph? Joseph, is that you?
      Joseph: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight Год назад +22

      Buy me a PS5 or i'll tell grandma

    • @STH151NicoleFan
      @STH151NicoleFan Год назад +11

      @@Chrissaiyanjojoknight - “You little fu-!”

  • @feck6052
    @feck6052 2 года назад +3089

    “Wait, mommy’s sick???” LMAO

  • @QuoththeRavenRequiem
    @QuoththeRavenRequiem 2 года назад +3690

    “Wait, Mommy’s sick?” That was surprisingly wholesome
    “Joseph, is that you?” “Move move move!”
    LMFAO!

    • @argusknight7478
      @argusknight7478 2 года назад +80

      I had to rewatch that twice and laughed twice as hard as the first time.

    • @tedykar1121
      @tedykar1121 2 года назад +23

      Well it's not his fault, hamon broke his condom

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +35

      Diamond is Unbreakable

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 2 года назад +64

      @@Chrissaiyanjojoknight so that's why Josuke got a stand that can fix anything. So that this never happens to him!

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +13

      @@runtergerutscht4401 (kinda)LMAO!

  • @pyroplays599
    @pyroplays599 2 года назад +1613

    The baby's voice is so freaking accurate in the English dub.

  • @spidums
    @spidums 2 года назад +749

    Kakyoin's delivery on "did. we. pick. up. an. orphan?" is phenomenal

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Год назад +3

      What ever did happen to that?

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight Год назад +6

      Well she went back where she came from in the original one too! Just didn't want her to get caught up in their fight against Stand User.

    • @stfu_eves
      @stfu_eves 4 месяца назад

      i love all his line deliveries 😭

    • @SIRDIXON-SD9223
      @SIRDIXON-SD9223 4 месяца назад +1

      I liked his delivery on "I'm pretty sure anything could be a stand...THE SUN could be a stand"😂

  • @umpteenthreason9627
    @umpteenthreason9627 2 года назад +633

    “So how gay are we talking?”
    **KaiserNeko appears**
    That had to be intentional

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 2 года назад +83

      Kaiser says it wasn't but agrees it's hilarious.

    • @mynamewasunironicallyyuri973
      @mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 2 года назад +9

      Literally was hoping someone else saw that lmaoooo

    • @kr1spness
      @kr1spness 2 года назад +14

      Followed by Kakiyoin cherry slurping, definitely intentional.

  • @emiliobatres9581
    @emiliobatres9581 2 года назад +1612

    Polnareff's shift from French to English was so fucking fitting

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Год назад +37

      5:42

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 Год назад +40

      Funny, because in the actual English Dub, from Part 3 and onwards, they drop the accents.

    • @theoverseer1775
      @theoverseer1775 Год назад +18

      ​@@mariogirl8100 how dare those fucking bastards, now we don't get to have the entirety of part 5 sound like the characters will say "Mamma Mia Pizza Spaghetti" at any time.

    • @jollyd.joestar3937
      @jollyd.joestar3937 11 месяцев назад +1

      I wanted the Japanese accents

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 10 месяцев назад

      @@theoverseer1775there are fandubs of great moments from Part 5 dubbed in Italian and they are amazing

  • @lightfaster
    @lightfaster Год назад +148

    "Not my fault Hamon destroys condoms" I consider this canon now

  • @6701kirby
    @6701kirby 2 года назад +188

    “So how gay we talking” felt this in a spiritual level

  • @drewcornog4598
    @drewcornog4598 2 года назад +2035

    “It’s also permanently replacing Hamon”. A slap to the face of every JJBA fan that could not recover.

    • @Archive_7802
      @Archive_7802 2 года назад +66

      And me. I have the scar, but it doesn’t hurt, anymore…

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад +119

      I prefer Stands, but Hamon still holds a place in my heart

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 2 года назад +61

      @@ALJ9000 I would of loved to see if the stand could actually been a more concentrated form of hamon, to explain the jump more precisely

    • @RicPendragon
      @RicPendragon 2 года назад +23

      Just wait until the Anime only Hamon fans meet Gyro 🤣

    • @Gilgamoth
      @Gilgamoth 2 года назад +8

      @@RicPendragon And then they bring back Stand in Jojolion...........and fruits!

  • @MrRenard7785
    @MrRenard7785 2 года назад +1994

    "So *that* boat was a monkey..." Perfect encapsulation of why I love this show.

    • @aun_el3247
      @aun_el3247 2 года назад +105

      Forever's Strength:
      Yes the orangutan is the user
      Yes the orangutan has a name
      Yes the boat is the Stand
      OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND

    • @thatrandomvsdebator
      @thatrandomvsdebator 2 года назад +11

      @@aun_el3247 No thanks

    • @sa7o3h15
      @sa7o3h15 2 года назад +15

      @@thatrandomvsdebator What a bother!

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +5

      @@aun_el3247 yeah it was a freight boat

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @zhevxodaone
    @zhevxodaone 2 года назад +209

    BRO WHY WAS THIS PART SO HILARIOUS 😭 4:33

  • @Tabulatelk15
    @Tabulatelk15 Год назад +325

    The fact that Sean Chiplock went from Part 5's real dub to this is incredible to me.

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy Год назад +28

      Also Toyohiro, Superfly's user, in Part 4.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Год назад +12

      ​@@gayjayy never say that number

    • @KWBR1123
      @KWBR1123 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@cunningsmile4166is part 4 especially disliked?

    • @LoganGrimmnar
      @LoganGrimmnar 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@KWBR1123 probably some dumb shit involving tetraphobia. JoJo part 4 was great.

    • @craque_victor
      @craque_victor 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@KWBR1123reference to 4 being mista's unlucky number i guess

  • @geek_on_coffee
    @geek_on_coffee 2 года назад +3130

    "So, you're an enemy stand user."
    _"What? How'd you know?!"_
    "The Cowboy."
    *"Howdy!"*
    "Fuck you."
    *"Well that's not rootin' or tootin'."* 💀
    The voices on this video are so oddly accurate it's hilarious.

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +47

      And don't forget the cowboys name is Hol Horse and the stands name is Emperor

    • @thetruenico6117
      @thetruenico6117 2 года назад +20

      Hol horse is like: Bruh

    • @waikeonglim7703
      @waikeonglim7703 2 года назад +9

      Now i realized how much i there is to appreciate about Hol Horse

    • @somedingus6255
      @somedingus6255 2 года назад +13

      @@Chrissaiyanjojoknight Hol Horse's Emp--
      GUN

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +2

      And HAVE Any of you people remember Hol Horse girlfriend? 🤔(surprise that they TFS Didn't make a joke about her)lol😆

  • @davidjohnston4577
    @davidjohnston4577 2 года назад +1771

    Kakiyoin: "The Sun could even be a stand."
    *Nearly gets cooked alive by the sun.*
    Jotaro: "F*ck you Kakiyoin."
    I'm dying over here of laughter.

    • @xClaydogzx
      @xClaydogzx 2 года назад +47

      IT'S MELTING MY HAIR GEL!!!

    • @thetruenico6117
      @thetruenico6117 2 года назад +7

      Kakiyoin: Bruh What
      What did i do

    • @davidjohnston4577
      @davidjohnston4577 2 года назад +6

      @@thetruenico6117 Jotaro: You said the sun could be a stand Kakiyoin. That's what you did.

    • @greatwhitesark9203
      @greatwhitesark9203 2 года назад +3

      I can’t believe they brought up Jouta

    • @nkoaddojyaan9894
      @nkoaddojyaan9894 2 года назад +2

      And so were the crusaders when they saw two rocks

  • @redeyesstfu
    @redeyesstfu Год назад +57

    6:25
    *PUCCHI WANTS TO KNOW DIO LOCATION*

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 Год назад +119

    Grandpa Joseph's travel experiences:
    Airplane 1:37
    Boat (1) 2:18
    Boat (2) 2:26
    Car 3:44
    Submarine 5:10

  • @anotherdrummingenigma2882
    @anotherdrummingenigma2882 2 года назад +788

    "Joseph? Joseph is that you?"
    "MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Favorite line in this whole video.

  • @uhhidk5474
    @uhhidk5474 2 года назад +482

    “I think I like the ocean now. that would be my character from now on.” And that’s why Jotraro became Marine biologist :D

    • @lunari64_
      @lunari64_ 2 года назад +14

      [Jotaro will remember that.]

    • @Sacrengard
      @Sacrengard 2 года назад +3

      Stone Ocean reference?

    • @Rexaura888
      @Rexaura888 2 года назад +8

      @@Sacrengard Reference to the ending of Part 4.

    • @ArcAngle1117
      @ArcAngle1117 2 года назад +4

      @@Sacrengard Jotatro being a Marine Biologist(I'm pretty sure) is a cover for his research on stands. Or it's his litteral day job.

    • @Sacrengard
      @Sacrengard 2 года назад +4

      @@ArcAngle1117 oh thats right!

  • @kaplooeygames8515
    @kaplooeygames8515 2 года назад +72

    2:03 is a perfect summary of Polnareff's character

  • @Jaeden-Man89
    @Jaeden-Man89 2 года назад +101

    It's funny how Sean Chiplock is in this! Cuz Fun Fact:
    He actually voices like three JoJo characters in the anime! The connections are crazy!

    • @riyadislam3441
      @riyadislam3441 2 года назад +10

      I know he voices Mista. Who are the other characters he voiced?

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 2 года назад +22

      @@riyadislam3441 He also voices Toyohiro (Superfly's Stand user in DiU) and Sorbet (one of the members of the Hitman Team that died before the story in Golden Wind).

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 2 года назад +994

    "Ive just had a bad history with planes"
    Understatement of the fucking year

    • @guilhermecunha2969
      @guilhermecunha2969 2 года назад +74

      He is even worse with kars

    • @jakferno7797
      @jakferno7797 2 года назад +44

      no one but Joseph Joestar is lucky enough to have survived 4 plane crashes in their lifetime

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 2 года назад +10

      He’s flown to Japan at least twice without incident

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 2 года назад +23

      @@RealCoolstriker64 "without incident"
      *Suzie Q would like to know your location*

    • @animeking1674
      @animeking1674 2 года назад +36

      @@RealCoolstriker64 The only thing he wrecked during those trips was his marriage, so tradition is still kept

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +1181

    We went from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Polnareff's Bathroom Adventure.

  • @hallowedknightyt1892
    @hallowedknightyt1892 Год назад +70

    "Le fuck you!"
    That's hilarious XD

  • @The-Eye866
    @The-Eye866 Год назад +217

    “No but my grandad has two left feet.”
    “I CANT DANCE FOR SHIT”
    Love that line

  • @dragonballzgamer-playingdb6064
    @dragonballzgamer-playingdb6064 2 года назад +400

    "How gay we talkin?"
    Scott shows up immediately after that question. Good play, TFS. Good play.

    • @NameTaken1191
      @NameTaken1191 2 года назад +11

      Honestly my favorite joke in this episode. Surprised we didn't get a Pucci one.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 2 года назад +13

      He's not concerned with being polite OR heterosexual.

    • @waikeonglim7703
      @waikeonglim7703 2 года назад

      @@NameTaken1191 We might in the future

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 2 года назад

      that had to be a joke kaiser came up with

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @Time.slinger_
    @Time.slinger_ 2 года назад +655

    “I never had a problem with boa- so the boat exploded”
    “But doesn’t mean all boats are out th- so that was a monkey”
    I lost it ther Lamo

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 года назад +1

      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +4

      Forgot that guys name and his stand and don't forget the monkey's name is Forever and the stands name is strength

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +4

      "I blame you Jotoro"

    • @idosarts_and_krafts
      @idosarts_and_krafts 2 года назад +4

      @@cunningsmile4166 and now i like the ocean
      That will forever be a part of my character

    • @fernandoguillen5996
      @fernandoguillen5996 2 года назад +3

      @@idosarts_and_krafts
      Did we picked up an orphan?

  • @petergriffin1730
    @petergriffin1730 Год назад +27

    5:19 baby mama

  • @Cptn.JackWandil
    @Cptn.JackWandil 2 года назад +109

    "French fried fuck"
    Got me so bad i couldn't stop laughing

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo 2 года назад +1514

    "So the Boat exploded."
    "So the Boat was a monkey."
    These lines made me laugh hard.

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 2 года назад +31

      I blame you, Jotaro

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +17

      5:16

    • @junkjunker842
      @junkjunker842 2 года назад +12

      The ocean believes me, don't you ocean?
      ..
      ..
      ..
      The ocean says yes.

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 Год назад +1

      @@junkjunker842 nope its the dolphins

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 Год назад +3

      Yes, the monkey has a Stand
      Yes, the boat is the Stand
      OH MY GOD, BOAT IS THE STAND

  • @MrSolomonGaming
    @MrSolomonGaming 2 года назад +760

    "It's also permanently replacing Hamon."
    Yeah that still kind of stings. Especially since it won't be until Part freaking 7 that they incorporate something that works alongside a Stand decently.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +38

      And then even the Spin gets used poorly come the end of Part 8, meaning Hamon is the best power system that is not a stand despite the Spin’s versatility.

    • @MagnificantSasquatch
      @MagnificantSasquatch 2 года назад +39

      I mean, being fair, at least it was pretty obvious that the Spin was the revision of Hamon. Not only that, it’s _absurdly_ more powerful than Stands usually are; literal path to infinite energy. Hell, Gyro was mopping Stand users and he didn’t even have Scan for the longest time. And once he did, he almost took out Valentine and D4C with a single Ball Breaker; wasn’t even the crazy bullshit that Tusk Act 4 is.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 года назад +5

      The spin is definitely far more versatile

    • @blacktiger24950
      @blacktiger24950 2 года назад +12

      Also, the World was pretty badass but did Dio just friggin lose all of his season 1 powers?

    • @burakardaaksoy6339
      @burakardaaksoy6339 2 года назад +12

      @@blacktiger24950 Possibly because of Jonathan body and scar

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 2 года назад +42

    The "You're my 17 year old grandson Jotaro Kujo!" line is just like in the first video where George calls Jonathan "My one and only TWELVE YEAR OLD SON!" except you didn't have to photoshop Jotaro's body because that's just what he looks like

  • @icantthinkofanythingcreati6488
    @icantthinkofanythingcreati6488 Год назад +57

    Jotaro saying "Mommy's sick? :C" is too wholesome

  • @DouglasStewart99
    @DouglasStewart99 2 года назад +791

    Okay seriously, why is Sean Chiplock's Jotaro so dead on to Matt Mercer's performance?
    1:31-1:36 That Tomoko cameo took me completely off guard!

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend 2 года назад +44

      I actually thought it was Matt Mercer and couldn't believe they got him
      I mean I was right they didn't get him but damn they might as well have

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +9

      2:09

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад +3

      And to talk about his voice for the abridged version of jojo's bizarre adventure stardust crusaders
      I heard his voice in Tokyo Revengers as Draken

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 2 года назад

      @@shawnsuckstm3353 i had his voice in Tokyo Revengers as Draken(dub)and there's a season 2

    • @MrAzimuth24
      @MrAzimuth24 2 года назад +7

      just goes to show how much range Sean has that borders on Matt's level of range

  • @lisboah
    @lisboah 2 года назад +459

    "I just have a bad history with planes."
    No, Joseph. You have a bad history with pretty much every vehicle!

    • @itcenters
      @itcenters 2 года назад +13

      I just read this comment when he said it this isn’t a comment it’s subtitles

    • @MrAnthraxes
      @MrAnthraxes 2 года назад +13

      Worst part was he didnt even have his cyborg-n*zi-airbag around this time.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 2 года назад +3

      Well..The planes don’t like you either,but at least the trains did love you.

    • @LegendPurpleDragon152
      @LegendPurpleDragon152 2 года назад +5

      @@MrAnthraxes I think you mean:
      "Worst part was he didn't even have his cyborg N- (*German Soldier*) airbag around this time

    • @MrAnthraxes
      @MrAnthraxes 2 года назад +1

      @@LegendPurpleDragon152 Cyborg-Late-30s-German-Soldier-Airbag, to be precise.
      Thanks for correcting me :P

  • @SomeOrangeCat
    @SomeOrangeCat 2 года назад +70

    This is how I like my Abridged. Whole-ass episode arcs crammed into a few minutes, with the jokes firing off faster than Stand punches.

  • @Matrim42
    @Matrim42 Год назад +31

    4:01
    Best joke you’ve ever written. Full stop.

  • @leastlikelysuspect5122
    @leastlikelysuspect5122 2 года назад +371

    5:34
    Love the fact the High Priestess Fight was skipped for the sub plot of Polnareff finally getting to use the bathroom and not getting assaulted while doing so. This was a lovely choice

    • @Shadowslash1
      @Shadowslash1 2 года назад +9

      Polnareff loves the fact that him being forced to lick a filthy toilet was skipped =D

    • @jdpiper
      @jdpiper 2 года назад +5

      It occurs to me both JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulp Fiction more or less hinge on things getting out of hand while somebody is in the bathroom. "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA?"

    • @erikedelkamp473
      @erikedelkamp473 2 года назад +1

      He did have that chocolate drizzle on his face though…

  • @qualiqueancrum9135
    @qualiqueancrum9135 2 года назад +1423

    JJBA Abridged is even more Bizarre and Beautiful than the Original.

  • @LeviAckermann13
    @LeviAckermann13 Год назад +85

    Watchin this with my brother, he's a huge jjba nerd and then there's me who's only watched first season, it's fucking hilarious.

  • @hakageryu307
    @hakageryu307 2 года назад +32

    2:54
    Kakyoin, you know cherries don't agree with your stomach.
    They make you lay eggs. (Thank you CLAMP)

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 2 года назад +799

    "Joseph? Joseph is that you?"
    "MOVE MOVE MOVE!!"
    I'm dead xD
    Don't worry Tomoko, hopefully we'll get to you and your crazy, noisy, bizarre town soon.
    Also I will NEVER get tired of Antfish's DIO.

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 2 года назад +570

    I like how the beginning pokes fun at how Jotaro pretty much never suffers any real consequences for his rotten attitude

    • @ac0tactics
      @ac0tactics 2 года назад +83

      Jolene is the culmination of bad karma that jotaro has acured with his rotten attitude. He suffers.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 2 года назад +45

      Oh don't worry. That comes to bite him later in his life.

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 2 года назад +16

      @@manuelalbertoromero9528 REALLY badly

    • @dark7element
      @dark7element Год назад +4

      @@manuelalbertoromero9528 You beat me to it.

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Год назад

      Lol

  • @ravenpotter3
    @ravenpotter3 Год назад +46

    Fun fact when I went to Egypt I brought a Jotaro plush. I Re-traumatized him. I only brought him out one day to take photos. Also I saw the dio bridge and a lot of Jojo references…. I tried to finish part 3 in Egypt but failed. I did watch the Luxor episode in Luxor though.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 2 года назад +21

    4:32 poor kakyoin

  • @casu8l
    @casu8l 2 года назад +722

    Dude, Sean Chiplock's got Jotaro's voice nailed down to a T. I know it may not really be that difficult to replicate, but I genuinely had to see check if they got Matt Mercer to do his voice. This video's hilarious

    • @xtoadsannom6704
      @xtoadsannom6704 2 года назад +11

      Well, it's a good thing I saw your comment before writing mine because I didn't bother reading the description and was about to say that Logan Laidlaw did a great job as Jotaro. Seriously, I really thought that was the same voice.

    • @cloudftw113
      @cloudftw113 2 года назад +6

      @@xtoadsannom6704 Now that you mention it, I can see him doing a really good Jotaro voice.

    • @deliwtz
      @deliwtz Год назад +1

      Dude same

    • @professionalyusukesimp
      @professionalyusukesimp Год назад +3

      Sean Chiplock has INCREDIBLE range TBH, just listening to him as Revali in Breath of the Wild, Mishima in Persona 5 and Jotaro in this I can’t even tell they’re the same person.

    • @RealCFZ
      @RealCFZ Год назад +1

      Funny enough, he’s also Guido Mista in Part 5.

  • @kylenguyen7371
    @kylenguyen7371 2 года назад +618

    Getting AntFish to do yet another JJBA Abridged project has to be a highlight for the year.

    • @couchpotato2222
      @couchpotato2222 2 года назад +33

      Sucks his Dio was only at the end of this part, but oooooooo was it good~

    • @connerthewubbzler1062
      @connerthewubbzler1062 2 года назад +26

      @@couchpotato2222 Bright news, part 2 will have more of him.

    • @alejandromolina7270
      @alejandromolina7270 2 года назад +31

      I miss Tim Curry Dio.

    • @kylenguyen7371
      @kylenguyen7371 2 года назад +17

      @@alejandromolina7270 So do I, but at least the spirit of Abridged Dio still continues.

    • @shinjojin
      @shinjojin 2 года назад +3

      AGREED!!!

  • @peterepeatepete2845
    @peterepeatepete2845 2 года назад +8

    “How gay we talkin?”
    *jump cut to Kaiser*
    I see what you did there you beautiful man you.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous Год назад +17

    2:20 best part

  • @ShadowKamehameha32
    @ShadowKamehameha32 2 года назад +541

    "You brought my friend back to life? That's even BETTER than Little Bush!" That was truly Polnereff levels of wholesome

    • @crystaljon
      @crystaljon 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@SuperPeterok A fan of a show that won't exist for another 20 years?

  • @DracoInduperator
    @DracoInduperator 2 года назад +424

    6:49 My very favorite line of this episode:
    "Dude we live in Dallas, the only thing that blooms out there are horrible allergy trees."

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 2 года назад +4

      Couldn't relate more....fuck you Cedar!

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 2 года назад +15

      @@upg5147 *Watches a cross-shaped building fall onto an orchard of Cedar trees* CEEEEEEDAAAAAAR!!!!

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 2 года назад +5

      @@tigerwarrior1787 I was hoping someone made this joke, A+ good sir!

    • @davidspraguedragonman6479
      @davidspraguedragonman6479 2 года назад +3

      @@upg5147 CEEEEDAAAAAAR!
      Edit: Dammit, someone beat me to it!

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 2 года назад +2

      @@davidspraguedragonman6479 It's the thought that counts

  • @redstrat5976
    @redstrat5976 Год назад +45

    5:42 made me laugh my ass off

  • @RacingSnails64
    @RacingSnails64 Год назад +12

    "Shit we caused brain damaged" is mega underrated.
    Also fuck, Kakyoin casually violating the nurse and Jotaro responding "YOU'RE PURE EVIL" so seriously before decking him gets me every single time.

  • @animeking1674
    @animeking1674 2 года назад +194

    2:23 It's wild to think that in canon,Joseph has brought down a plane and *2* boats in less than 3 days
    The TSA must shake in fear at the slight of his passport

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 2 года назад +133

    5:32 This line is canon. And I’m sure it *is* your fault Joseph. Hamon was mad about you leaving it for Stands, so it left a little present.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +14

      3:35

    • @nobafan7515
      @nobafan7515 2 года назад +1

      I'm still on part 3 first half. When does that get revealed? Cause I recognized a character earlier in the video of being in last 4 (or 5?).

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 2 года назад +2

      @@nobafan7515 it never revealed that blatant. Just go on then watch part 4 for more details

    • @nobafan7515
      @nobafan7515 2 года назад +1

      @@brezzendorf ok, thank you.

  • @garristhemont1586
    @garristhemont1586 2 года назад +20

    It makes me so happy that they did the joke with Magicians Red sounding like a yelling chicken from the original Jojo abridged by antfish

  • @redcrow3605
    @redcrow3605 Год назад +27

    Damn... TFS can make anything even funnier and Freaking Awesome at the same time. Wished they could of make more Abridged series.

  • @profitknives
    @profitknives 2 года назад +704

    the voice acting for you guys is normally pretty damn accurate don't get me wrong,but the Jotaro one is insanely accurate,i feel like matt mercer coached someone- great video btw!♡

    • @pacman10124
      @pacman10124 2 года назад +21

      Legit had to check, it's almost 1-1

    • @alexmills9223
      @alexmills9223 2 года назад +81

      Fun fact: That's Guido Mista's voice actor, Sean Chiplock.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +13

      OH! MY! GOD! HOLY! SHITBRICKS!

    • @Casino220
      @Casino220 2 года назад +20

      It's Sean chiplock, voice acting legend.

    • @ZRovas117
      @ZRovas117 2 года назад +20

      It's Sean Chiplock--guy who voiced Mista in Part 5 and Revali from BOTW

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 2 года назад +17

    6:45 "So like... how gay we talking?"
    Immediately cuts to:

  • @SaiyanDemon
    @SaiyanDemon 2 года назад +15

    2:30 that was painfully accurate

  • @desmondmalone438
    @desmondmalone438 Год назад +18

    3:48 miss opportunity Rick and Morty joke

    • @Pandaguy542
      @Pandaguy542 Год назад +2

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @akshat4607
    @akshat4607 2 года назад +575

    This is what this world needed. i would love an abridged series of jjba

    • @rbraunbeck96
      @rbraunbeck96 2 года назад +23

      AntFish made one

    • @alons8isback
      @alons8isback 2 года назад +6

      @@rbraunbeck96 IT stopped in Phantom blood though

    • @reinsama2.09
      @reinsama2.09 2 года назад +5

      Cough scrub for hire cough

    • @QuizMasterEntertainment
      @QuizMasterEntertainment 2 года назад +14

      You do notices JJBA is a copyright death trap and that's why they couldn't use a single clip from it, right? Also this is like the third episode of basically Jojo's bizzare adventure Kai Abridged, we are getting a part 2 of part three and knowing tfs, likely the next seasons too.

    • @luckystiff5695
      @luckystiff5695 2 года назад +5

      @@reinsama2.09 scrub for hire is painfully unfunny and mediocre with voices

  • @davidspraguedragonman6479
    @davidspraguedragonman6479 2 года назад +431

    Hol Horse’s “Well, that’s neither rootin’ *nor* tootin’!” made me burst out laughing! Also Jota’s mention made me scream in absolute horror!

  • @connormacdonald4722
    @connormacdonald4722 Год назад +13

    Bruh the death 13 part had me rolling like yeah, what the fuck does a message to yourself from the night prior EVER mean, I once wrote a note to myself saying "don't forget the box people" and I still have no idea what it meant to this day

  • @ValetinoLovebird
    @ValetinoLovebird Год назад +17

    No wonder Joseph wants to leave Japan so badly

  • @epictoe7179
    @epictoe7179 2 года назад +97

    2:36 Anne: “Awww they skipped my shower scene”
    GOOD! I don’t need the police to be after me!

    • @Memefan
      @Memefan Год назад

      “GOOD! Nobody wants to see your little orphan fanny!”
      “Welcome to Singapore!”
      “Alright! Time to find us some crraaazy rich asi-“ **Followed by Ebony Devil stabbing Polnareff to death**

  • @TheSpottedBananaFish
    @TheSpottedBananaFish 2 года назад +162

    This was perfect hahaha
    "Joseph is that you?"
    "MOVE MOVE MOVE"

  • @Ghostly_scarf
    @Ghostly_scarf 10 месяцев назад +6

    Joseph: Yea I also don’t want to be noticed here”
    Tomoko : Joseph, Joseph is that really you?”
    Joseph; MOVE MOVE MOVE

  • @austinfullerton6934
    @austinfullerton6934 Год назад +11

    Its crazy just how much everyone sounds like their real voice actor, especially Jotaro

  • @zakbarton51
    @zakbarton51 2 года назад +174

    Jotaro's voice sounds shockingly, SHOCKINGLY! accurate to his english dub

    • @ymisi1092
      @ymisi1092 2 года назад +24

      Fun fact, he voiced Mista in the official part 5 dub

    • @zakbarton51
      @zakbarton51 2 года назад +1

      @@ymisi1092 the person who voiced jotaro in this or the official dub?

    • @ZeroX_MK
      @ZeroX_MK 2 года назад +3

      @@zakbarton51 the person who voiced jotaro in this.

    • @uhhidk5474
      @uhhidk5474 2 года назад

      @@ymisi1092 I thought he voice acted Butcati?

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv 2 года назад

      Yes

  • @ArcadeStriker
    @ArcadeStriker 2 года назад +165

    Holy shit the part where Josuke's mom spots Joseph had me fucking giggling for an entire minute

  • @redbuck1385
    @redbuck1385 2 года назад +13

    My favorite thing is that every stardust crusaders parody has Jotaro refer to Holly as "mommy."

  • @santanagarza6395
    @santanagarza6395 2 года назад +19

    Gotta admit. TeamFourStar sure knows how keep us ALL entertain after ALL these years 😁 keep up the AWESOME work !

  • @shadethekid7
    @shadethekid7 2 года назад +181

    1:32 An accurate representation of tomoko and Joseph’s relationship

    • @MrBlitz_18
      @MrBlitz_18 Год назад +5

      Lol had me on the floor 😂

    • @supertrike5893
      @supertrike5893 Год назад +7

      Especially the way MOVE MOVE MOVE is delivered

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 2 года назад +101

    Jolyne: so dad! What made you want to become a marine biologist?
    Jotaro: well it all started when I fought an Ape on a boat

    • @TarotVylan
      @TarotVylan Год назад +1

      I mean technically it started with a massive muscular fishman but Ape on a boat sounds funnier

  • @BLAZE_2099
    @BLAZE_2099 11 месяцев назад +2

    3:10 "Hey Polnareff, you flatop F-boy" kinda killed me. LOL

  • @joelbyjack
    @joelbyjack 2 года назад +11

    These are scary good impressions of the dub voices. Like Jotaro actually sounds like Matt Mercer. Amazing Job

  • @lelebattles2802
    @lelebattles2802 2 года назад +196

    "Sucks to suck"
    😂😂😂
    Also Jotaro's voice sounds spot on with Matt Mercer. 👌🏾

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 2 года назад +6

      It's Sean Chiplock.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 2 года назад +2

      @@mariogirl8100
      Using a voice similar to Teba

    • @angelicsunshine2442
      @angelicsunshine2442 2 года назад +1

      It's actually Sean Chiplock, who is also Mista's english dub VA!!

  • @ninjanicktf9768
    @ninjanicktf9768 2 года назад +151

    The bit with Tomoko made me laugh so hard

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад +7

      Same 🤣

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 2 года назад

      MOVE MOVE MOVE!!

  • @jacobdavis5722
    @jacobdavis5722 2 года назад +6

    Did anyone else chuckle a little when Cowboy is asking "So like, how gay we talking?" and immediately it cuts to Kaiser walking in talking about cherry blossoms in Dallas? I have to wonder if that's just how it ended up or if they planned to do that. :)

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind Год назад +3

      The former. Scott says it wasn't intentional but agrees it's hilarious.

  • @sanstheskeleton8104
    @sanstheskeleton8104 2 года назад +3

    The sun could even be a stand."
    *SCP-001 ''When day breaks'' happen.*

  • @MaxxDomination
    @MaxxDomination 2 года назад +338

    Kaiser wasn’t kidding about the new editing techniques. He really did a good job 😳

  • @munto7410
    @munto7410 2 года назад +18

    Lmao this is hilarious. I love that you gave Pulnariff a French accent

  • @crimson_king8617
    @crimson_king8617 2 года назад +7

    the part were he just says "Ponareff you french fried F*CK" classic

  • @LovelessYayaoi
    @LovelessYayaoi 2 года назад +185

    It’s always a treat when the memory of Jota Kujo is forcibly refreshed in my mind

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 2 года назад +5

      I grew to like him.

    • @the05thatasked52
      @the05thatasked52 Год назад +2

      Can someone inform me?

    • @MT-jd8pc
      @MT-jd8pc Год назад +16

      @@the05thatasked52 kakyoin did you lay this egg

    • @insertjojosreference8654
      @insertjojosreference8654 Год назад +8

      ​@@the05thatasked52 it's a jotaro x kakyoin fanfiction, kakyoin, despite being male, lays an egg which has their child, jota inside of it.

  • @SakuraNights
    @SakuraNights 2 года назад +542

    2:03 I can’t stop laughing at this part 🤣🤣

  • @remixchild
    @remixchild 2 года назад +14

    1:52 oh just wait until we head back to Italy in the next jojos

    • @Solongsocialmedia
      @Solongsocialmedia Год назад

      Hey look it Lisa lisa... where did joseph go? *WHERE AM I!?*

  • @Angushrothgar
    @Angushrothgar 2 года назад +9

    polnareff dropping the accent is hilarious

  • @ValleyChildX
    @ValleyChildX 2 года назад +88

    Ok, so…that ending was absolutely perfect, did anyone notice the “how gay we talking” transition straight to Kaiser joke?

  • @brandond2768
    @brandond2768 2 года назад +65

    wait wait wait!
    is that the melodious voice of the one, the only ANTFISH as DIO!?!?!? i thought i would never hear such perfection again. Anthony, you are the only Dio voice actor for me, for now and forever.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +7

      How many breads have you eaten on your life?

  • @illadre5929
    @illadre5929 2 года назад +10

    The voices are so damned accurate to the dub 😂

  • @Sakurball
    @Sakurball 2 года назад +6

    When Jotaro said "not as lazy as pointing it out" I thought he said "not as easy as pulling it out" which still makes sense considering he's talking to Joseph.

  • @a.g1796
    @a.g1796 2 года назад +176

    That final scene with Hol Horse and DIO is fucking hilarious

    • @knowing1399
      @knowing1399 2 года назад +14

      Just a little gaysex?

    • @BooshMasterOriginal
      @BooshMasterOriginal 2 года назад +16

      @@knowing1399 So, like, how gay we talkin?

    • @kirbytheotaku737
      @kirbytheotaku737 2 года назад +8

      @@BooshMasterOriginal I’m also curious how gay it gets

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад +5

      @@kirbytheotaku737 Wait, your telling me there’s LEVELS of gayness now!?

    • @nagisashiota4399
      @nagisashiota4399 2 года назад +7

      @@ALJ9000 I'm pretty sure there's a tier list of that somewhere... the anime man did one based off of how gay each part were

  • @isaacmontes8289
    @isaacmontes8289 2 года назад +93

    I’m actually surprised they referenced Jota Kujo that’s a fucking deep cut, and it’ makes the scene even more hilarious.

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger 2 года назад +5

    I always thought this part was at least 5 times longer than it needed to be.. Finally you have given us the abridged version we needed.

  • @matthewlightwood5412
    @matthewlightwood5412 Год назад +2

    2:56 "Because I'm pretty sure that's how we get Jouta Kujo"