White Women Make Me Nervous | Patrice O'Neal | Live 2002: Patrice O'Neal (2002)

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

Комментарии • 214

  • @itsabeautifulanimism3704
    @itsabeautifulanimism3704 9 месяцев назад +91

    Fact: when Patrice O’Neal was 16 he was sent to prison for 3-4 months in Massachusetts for being falsely accused of SA to a white girl in high school. So he’s not lying here 😅 RIP King.

  • @Robertballa1
    @Robertballa1 2 года назад +1539

    Damn when you realize he went to jail as a kid for an allegation, this joke hits differently

    • @severussin
      @severussin 2 года назад +92

      Exactly

    • @teriyaki_chicken
      @teriyaki_chicken Год назад +81

      for THE allegation

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 Год назад +70

      yup, crazy story. patrice had a great mom

    • @superniger4822
      @superniger4822 Год назад +5

      He did it tho

    • @deangilo1994
      @deangilo1994 Год назад

      @@superniger4822 stfu you bastard he had sex with a 15 year old when he was 16 he did nothing wrong you evil prick

  • @lordptah8349
    @lordptah8349 9 месяцев назад +32

    One of the greatest comedians ever. It’s crazy how he doesn’t get his credit

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter 2 года назад +439

    This hits different after you hear him tell why he went to prison.

  • @j.l.hegeman300
    @j.l.hegeman300 Год назад +156

    The white girl in the crowd not being able to crack a smile is tremendously hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @samstravelonthehwyandroads1564
      @samstravelonthehwyandroads1564 Год назад +17

      Noticed that too? The one in the upper left looked insulted. 😂

    • @Username2521hh
      @Username2521hh 10 месяцев назад

      Lol

    • @04mdsimps
      @04mdsimps 6 месяцев назад +3

      Lmao i came looking for a comment about her

    • @waedjradi
      @waedjradi 4 месяца назад +6

      Whenever I see someone not laughing at a comedy club, it makes the joke funnier 😅😂

    • @wennwenn1422
      @wennwenn1422 2 месяца назад

      Boys never marry a woman who justifies and sides with woman no matter if its woman fault. My marriage is fu

  • @yumboyakk9002
    @yumboyakk9002 Год назад +127

    Most underrated GOAT of comedy

    • @brezoskismith3940
      @brezoskismith3940 Год назад +4

      Facts

    • @clayak
      @clayak Год назад +9

      The man was undoubtedly a comedic genius. Not only that he was a very intelligent man to boot. His ideas on life made him a modern day philosopher in my eyes.

    • @theyrealltaken3
      @theyrealltaken3 Год назад +3

      Not sure about underrated. Big man is a legend, and remembered as such. As he should be. He was a legend when he was with us, too. Life lessons I put in my back pocket, with literally millions of others.

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula Год назад +118

    You missed the whole punchline where he doesnt litter and keeps reciepts so he always has record of where he is lol

    • @RembrandtCEO
      @RembrandtCEO 9 месяцев назад +7

      That mf made the joke ❤ ... these shorts miss so many beautiful setups

    • @user-360johnn
      @user-360johnn 2 месяца назад +2

      @@RembrandtCEO that's why i hate short they always remove the context and punchlines

  • @LocKing9423
    @LocKing9423 2 года назад +668

    They laughing but that’s some real shit in America,

    • @YoungTCash
      @YoungTCash 3 месяца назад +2

      Same here man, I see a beautiful white woman late night alone and I damn near act like her bodyguard

    • @Theohybrid
      @Theohybrid 28 дней назад

      He got falsely accused so it makes sense..

  • @frankkiri398
    @frankkiri398 Год назад +35

    RIP legend. One of the best comedians ever

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 2 года назад +93

    Patrice wasn't even telling jokes 🐐

  • @matthewc445
    @matthewc445 Год назад +15

    He's the king of real comedy

  • @kitty10141
    @kitty10141 2 года назад +160

    RIP big man 🙏

  • @マシュードーラン
    @マシュードーラン 2 года назад +45

    Patrice…The man…the myth…the legend

  • @vanseventy
    @vanseventy 2 года назад +127

    He sounds like Tyson when he’s talking like the white lady

  • @Footy_Fan
    @Footy_Fan Год назад +4

    I miss him so much. He got me through some extraordinarily difficult times. R.I.P. Patrice. You are one of the GOATs.

  • @michaelmcmillan2776
    @michaelmcmillan2776 2 года назад +37

    I'm glad I really got to know your comedy through the Opie and Anthony show. You are truly missed. And absolute Beast no apologies No Quarter given

  • @chefdsal1
    @chefdsal1 2 года назад +374

    Patrice knew what a Karen was years before their Infestation

    • @doomlava8
      @doomlava8 Год назад

      He also knew about Laqueesha's years before fat black bitches ruled the planet. Lol

    • @ucheisaac2525
      @ucheisaac2525 8 месяцев назад

      Dayuuuum

    • @Elvis-Freshly
      @Elvis-Freshly 7 месяцев назад +4

      Karen's have been around since before patrice was born

  • @MimiDec1996
    @MimiDec1996 Год назад +11

    I'm sorry some people had to go through this. He looks kind.

  • @zoedagreat7588
    @zoedagreat7588 2 года назад +26

    facts 🤣🤣fly high king RIP 🐐🐐💯

  • @maximus1318able
    @maximus1318able Год назад +11

    Man I miss Patrice. He would have a field day with what's going on today.

  • @michaelsantoro170
    @michaelsantoro170 25 дней назад

    Still one of the funniest people who ever lived. Very few people could even compete at that level.

  • @Prowler6464
    @Prowler6464 Год назад +2

    One of my favorite comedians, RIP Patrice O'neal

  • @royalfreshness815
    @royalfreshness815 Год назад +10

    Me personally i dont even go on elevators if theres a white woman already inside or about to get on. 😂😂😂

  • @wolverineforce2068
    @wolverineforce2068 Год назад +1

    That shit runs in the back of my mind loll

  • @royalfreshness815
    @royalfreshness815 Год назад +16

    Look at that one white lady at the end. She wasnt laughing. Shd knew he was speaking facts.

  • @lesterguess1915
    @lesterguess1915 6 месяцев назад +1

    He was very ahead if his tune and one of the smartest comedians out there during his time...RIP Sir!!

  • @jedd4635
    @jedd4635 2 года назад +8

    One of if not the best.

  • @Hvill13
    @Hvill13 Год назад +4

    Patrice Oneal THE G. O. A. T.

  • @Guy.1991
    @Guy.1991 Год назад +2

    Love Patrice!

  • @BigHit9922
    @BigHit9922 Месяц назад

    Goat of comedy

  • @ypmm53
    @ypmm53 Год назад +6

    RIP Patrice..

  • @geedavia1785
    @geedavia1785 Год назад +5

    Been there...
    Helpless feeling....

  • @stinger4712
    @stinger4712 4 месяца назад

    Greer did a mod of this joke. Funny as hell

  • @Andrew-ux9me
    @Andrew-ux9me 7 месяцев назад

    All hail to the king. GOAT

  • @phillip1516
    @phillip1516 11 дней назад

    That's real shit😂😂😂 Man I wonder how his comedy would be received nowadays

  • @jaayyseea1911
    @jaayyseea1911 Год назад +1

    I miss this guy

  • @chancebrown106
    @chancebrown106 Год назад +5

    The sad thing was the fact that he was coming from a genuine place…

  • @terestain1
    @terestain1 Год назад +1

    I love Patrice I’m sorry

  • @pinkrabbit37
    @pinkrabbit37 Год назад +2

    Most don't know this: Toshi.0 only existed because of Patrice. It's was original his idea and did a similar show on G4 or some shit.

  • @nathanhadwiger2574
    @nathanhadwiger2574 4 месяца назад

    Man he's really getting something out here when you know the full story

  • @nightfox6457
    @nightfox6457 Год назад +2

    ...they make me nervous 😂😂😂🖤👽

  • @cddkerh4849
    @cddkerh4849 Год назад +1

    Deadset 😂😂😂

  • @Philysupahgangstah
    @Philysupahgangstah 9 месяцев назад

    This man has never not made me laugh once in my entire life

  • @bizzybeans
    @bizzybeans Месяц назад

    Never noticed before but prime Patrice looks like prime Mike Tyson a little. Cousins

  • @omarluyando9353
    @omarluyando9353 Год назад +1

    Ain’t paranoid delusions , just don’t want it to happen again shit is heartbreaking af

  • @SackeytheChiropractor
    @SackeytheChiropractor Год назад +1

    Facts

  • @jmsgridiron5628
    @jmsgridiron5628 2 года назад +11

    I'm pretty damn white and I have the same thoughts sometimes. "I hope some one that I know and don't like doesn't get killed. I don't want the cops to think I killed them just because I know them and didn't like them."

  • @lilsqueezie
    @lilsqueezie Год назад +1

    Dude is drenched in sweat just standing there.

  • @zankazuid7527
    @zankazuid7527 Год назад +2

    Damn i know how that feels like

  • @LaurenLawDawg
    @LaurenLawDawg Год назад +1

    WE ❤ PATRICE
    #CULTofBP

  • @chaddittman8053
    @chaddittman8053 9 месяцев назад

    Man was ahead of the left curve..I see the similarities. Woman dont realize .. the power..his Mother did. Mad respect.

  • @antoinemantoux1520
    @antoinemantoux1520 Год назад +2

    The joke hits different when you know this is real, so many women snitch and tell lies to the police

  • @daradamvs3056
    @daradamvs3056 11 месяцев назад +2

    As a black man I’m telling you i also get nervous when alone with a white woman.

  • @NaturalOrder
    @NaturalOrder 8 месяцев назад +1

    This joke aged like wine

  • @outsider669
    @outsider669 6 месяцев назад

    GOAT

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 6 месяцев назад

    Soooooo damn tru

  • @JohnPaul-dd4ou
    @JohnPaul-dd4ou Месяц назад +1

  • @elliottadams6773
    @elliottadams6773 Год назад +2

    Wow 😂

  • @t-mac1236
    @t-mac1236 Год назад +13

    I get it. As a white male white women make me nervous too. Not to the extent of a black man….the point is I 100% get what he’s putting out.
    They are the biggest liars in history.

  • @nimo517
    @nimo517 Год назад

    It’s amazing how sweat glands work… If we catch ourselves from believing “everything is in your head”, remember how that works when trying to stop sweating during an uncomfortable/important situation.

    • @subtopewpewpie
      @subtopewpewpie Год назад +2

      Hes not sweating cause hes uncomfortable

  • @theonlytruetuhlulah9062
    @theonlytruetuhlulah9062 2 года назад +2

    I totally thought he was going to chat about Karens... 🤣
    Even though this is pre-karen.

  • @rdljiii
    @rdljiii Год назад

    Cult of Black Philip. 🐐

  • @bushikciwa
    @bushikciwa Год назад

    Notice someone the white ladies in the crowd wasn’t laughing

  • @miked4741
    @miked4741 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hahahahahaha😂

  • @HammondB34Me
    @HammondB34Me 10 месяцев назад

    Mr. Jonathan Majors would agree...

  • @seregill13
    @seregill13 Год назад +2

    I feel the same way about all women today. Could get accused of sexual harassment just for saying Hello to a women these days.

  • @goodfellatv313
    @goodfellatv313 Год назад +1

    😂

  • @greatmcluhansghost7134
    @greatmcluhansghost7134 2 года назад +5

    Like the black birdwatcher and Karen in Central Park w/ the dog.

    • @jsmooth2022
      @jsmooth2022 2 года назад +1

      I heard that dude carried around dog treats and fucked with people's pets but I get the sentiment

    • @kaumealexander9581
      @kaumealexander9581 2 года назад +1

      He actually instigated that. She did lie so shes not innocent either.

    • @williamk6605
      @williamk6605 5 месяцев назад

      @@kaumealexander9581You’re an idiot.

  • @Lord_Sesshomuru
    @Lord_Sesshomuru 2 года назад +9

    Need you now more than ever

    • @bizzlejams
      @bizzlejams 2 года назад +1

      I'm just discovering him. He was great.

  • @Wolfinthenorth
    @Wolfinthenorth 9 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @tuckernevel
    @tuckernevel Год назад

    yupp and he got falsely accused just like me. RIP THE GOAT PATRICE ONEAL 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

  • @flopsweat
    @flopsweat 27 дней назад

    Sweat was a red flag....RIP

  • @alphanatureon1
    @alphanatureon1 10 дней назад

    I hate to agree with him but it's true

  • @manz400
    @manz400 2 года назад +3

    🤣

  • @GeeDee-yj7yd
    @GeeDee-yj7yd 10 месяцев назад

    Jonathan Majors could not have seen this

  • @thePraddagee
    @thePraddagee 2 месяца назад

    This dude is a philosopher who just so happens to be funny.

  • @awphooey2u519
    @awphooey2u519 2 года назад +6

    Me, a white cajun woman " I ain't scared of you. You look like every chef, store clerk, or dude I see down town. Especially at the festivals or on bourbon street. You look like fun. "

    • @royalfreshness815
      @royalfreshness815 Год назад

      Stfu. If thats true you are apart if a very small few....and i mean A VERY VERY VERY SMALL few. Ya be more scared of us color men more than you do dangerous animals. 😂😂

  • @dakapo8985
    @dakapo8985 2 месяца назад

    It is not paranoia when you know the white women got it out for you

  • @telluwide5553
    @telluwide5553 2 месяца назад

    White women make white men nervous, too! RIP Patrice

  • @bobzmunny31
    @bobzmunny31 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣

  • @josemontano7767
    @josemontano7767 Месяц назад

    Patrice O’Neal and Norm Macdonald RIP the world is a little less funny without them.

  • @ConswaloHananders
    @ConswaloHananders Месяц назад

    Its almost as if slavery never ended it all
    NOW THATS FUNNY

  • @bucketsmadethisone1754
    @bucketsmadethisone1754 2 года назад +12

    It’s funny but he tells a story how he actually went to prison for that and he was innocent

  • @mikeljackson9192
    @mikeljackson9192 Год назад

    Not 1 joke was told. An accusation has gotten thousands killed or imprisoned

  • @martin_martins
    @martin_martins Год назад

    r\Unexpected.

  • @michaelrodriguez-qv9sh
    @michaelrodriguez-qv9sh Год назад

    Sad because he got blamed for rape

  • @donnellebarfield3964
    @donnellebarfield3964 Год назад

    This isn’t a joke I will close the door if I will alone in a elevator with a white Woman

  • @MarcusChefMark
    @MarcusChefMark Год назад

    🍪🫃🏼🙌🏻🥛

  • @douglasgilchrist2316
    @douglasgilchrist2316 Год назад

    Only wtw fantasy about black men

  • @thebetterhalf468
    @thebetterhalf468 Год назад

    Well there is another comedian that clearly stole his joke.. sucks

  • @spencerdokes6056
    @spencerdokes6056 2 года назад +11

    But if I say black men make me nervous it's RACISM

    • @b_r_i_z_z_y
      @b_r_i_z_z_y 2 года назад +26

      I mean theres a 50% chance you are, the other 50% you left in the closet.

    • @ChintzMusic
      @ChintzMusic 2 года назад +28

      it's not your fault that you don't understand WHY it is racist, but yes it is racist to say that lol. they key difference is context but i feel like if you got on a stage with a mic it would feel more like a rally than stand-up

    • @TR13400
      @TR13400 2 года назад +14

      Im nervous around anyone who is a stranger in these days, man or woman. People are insane

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr 2 года назад +4

      @@TR13400 True

    • @jeff2209
      @jeff2209 2 года назад

      @@ChintzMusic why is it racist when they commit so many hate crimes against whites?

  • @cawiltu
    @cawiltu 2 года назад +2

    Not funny. Sorry for you. But my daughter found a big black angel in downtown Cleveland who stayed with her after school till her bus came

    • @immanuelcunt7296
      @immanuelcunt7296 2 года назад +6

      So what? Not everything is about you or your daughter. Stop being narcissistic.

  • @realcleanecspressurewashin6387
    @realcleanecspressurewashin6387 2 года назад +2

    Not funny at all.

  • @BennyNegroFromQueens
    @BennyNegroFromQueens 2 года назад +2

    Real talk

  • @wzup77ify
    @wzup77ify Год назад +11

    “Not now because there’s witnesses”🤣🤣

  • @bbtbbbbtbb3166
    @bbtbbbbtbb3166 Год назад

    No one should be surprised he died young. If you’re so fat you can’t stand still without pouring sweat like you finished a triathlon, you gotta reassess your life.

  • @howardboyd6326
    @howardboyd6326 Год назад

    poison.

  • @Face256
    @Face256 Год назад +2

    😂

  • @leoking7417
    @leoking7417 Год назад

    😂😂😂😂