Patrice O'neal talks about women

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @quantumlust
    @quantumlust 6 лет назад +4706

    The fish joke was ingenious. Patrice is amazing.

    • @itscork
      @itscork 6 лет назад +69

      He was.

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 5 лет назад +92

      “Yea for other fish get off my boat” lol

    • @solenya4983
      @solenya4983 5 лет назад +21

      You look like italian Dave Chappelle

    • @romteni
      @romteni 5 лет назад +55

      It wasn't no joke, that's gospel right there.

    • @gabos7892
      @gabos7892 5 лет назад +10

      it's so fucking true, it's scary

  • @falseking5441
    @falseking5441 5 лет назад +2985

    The fish analogy was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 лет назад +72

      I'm not gonna disagree here, false king. And I won't lie and say that I haven't regularly come back to this analogy in my mind just to stay in check.

    • @joshdunham7167
      @joshdunham7167 5 лет назад +6

      Inspired from Michael Jackson actually

    • @x7Votorious84x
      @x7Votorious84x 5 лет назад +3

      Mo-lester there’s plenty of fish

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 4 года назад +6

      To use Spike Lee’s Malcom X pic quote for the the “fish analogy” I’m telling you Gods words. Not no hustle. The fish analogy are gods words ni**a not no hustle.

    • @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER
      @FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 3 года назад +1

      False

  • @dandangalodangalus9082
    @dandangalodangalus9082 Год назад +743

    No man in my lifetime has ever had a better understanding of modern women. Patrice’s social intelligence was off the charts.

    • @bottlewaddle6677
      @bottlewaddle6677 Год назад +17

      I think he synthesised what we all know and feel - that’s the genius - not like it’s a new discovery

    • @texanology
      @texanology 8 месяцев назад +11

      He valued honesty, sincerity, and above all, the truth (you have to remember, he was into conspiracies enough to go on Infowars back in the day).
      "All men desire to know." - Aristotle
      RIP Patrice

    • @PureNapture
      @PureNapture 6 месяцев назад +11

      Modern women ? 😂😂😂😂😂 any woman living in modern times is a modern woman. Noticed how you glazed over the dumpster joke. That’s men during any time 💯🫣

    • @akafume
      @akafume 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@PureNapturethe fools that patrice speaks about are the two that go at each other that dont realize theyre both extremely flawed. Damn shame the message still gets lost even when dumbed down.

    • @callumnik117
      @callumnik117 5 месяцев назад

      @@akafume I won't admit I like Patrice anymore because the fandom thinks he's doing essays. I appreciate finding someone in the comments who gets it.

  • @sirzubinmarkfernandes
    @sirzubinmarkfernandes 5 лет назад +909

    "women get to be inappropriate everyday", is the fucken best thing I heard today. No disrespect to them ladies, but that is so true!!!!

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 лет назад +32

      Yep. And then they don't get why guys can't get away with it too.

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 5 лет назад +52

      @@mac1bc the dressing alone is inappropriate. they wear tight skirts with leggings and a kinda see through tight corporate white shirt that you can semi-see the bra and heels, pretty much just like in porn. they look ready to go on a date every moment, we have to act like we dont see their curves. hes right, women walk around as dong baits, thats leaving out yoga pants and short shorts. when we look at old photos, women then dressed really well, even a hot woman, now a 6 will dress so sexy in this normalised work wear that seeing her walk by is a trap. womens jeans are made to be sexy, and they pick the tightest they can fit in.
      oh and let me not forget those corporate pants, goodness, the whole butt will be sticking out and her crotch area will be so tight, the thigh game is maxed. if i had a choice women would go back to wearing dresses all the time, and not these modern dresses, i mean the classic womens dress that didnt have cleavages and that were not made of materials that totally hug the body

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 лет назад +21

      @@crimsonite1524 lol. That's every man's struggle at work

    • @davidrodgers9558
      @davidrodgers9558 5 лет назад +9

      Dresses are more sexy to me .. Trust me I as a man know what's under the dress..

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 5 лет назад +25

      @@davidrodgers9558 lol yeah. The outfits can make some of them seem sexier than they actually are.

  • @gar783
    @gar783 5 лет назад +368

    I'm 60 years old and I've seen them all he is truly without a doubt one of the top 10 best comedians to ever touch the microphone

    • @rosshaugh2640
      @rosshaugh2640 5 месяцев назад +2

      I second that. The man was absolutely brilliant. My mate saw him in Dublin and thought he was the best stand up he’d ever seen. Still does.

  • @mrdavidashley6892
    @mrdavidashley6892 7 лет назад +4657

    "if you don't think i can catch fish then you don't respect me. you gotta smell fish on me so you can act right" THEE TRUEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN....JESUS!

    • @anthonyallen9671
      @anthonyallen9671 6 лет назад +64

      Word✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 6 лет назад +15

      @GravityLee
      What is a beta male?

    • @orbitalsummer
      @orbitalsummer 6 лет назад +56

      @@franklinbadge1215 u serious?

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 6 лет назад +195

      ​@@orbitalsummer
      It's just kind of confusing to me, because nobody is explicitly alpha or beta, they just have some combination of characteristics from both. Some people who exert beta attributes end up becoming leaders in certain fields. And while chicks indubitably dig confidence, different women find different things to love in different people. There's no behavior that gets you 100% success with all women. So I feel like the alpha beta thing is just a really clumsy labeling method that doesn't explain much about a person, or their prospects of finding love or success. It's also not based on anything in nature. The person who originally reported the alpha behavior in wolves went on to say he was completely wrong about it, and disavowed the terminology he coined.

    • @johnjackson9767
      @johnjackson9767 6 лет назад +11

      franklinbadge1215 Wow. Fascinating.

  • @carlfernandes4849
    @carlfernandes4849 6 лет назад +7865

    This guy was so politically incorrect he’d have a field day in this era. One of the best comedians ever.

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 6 лет назад +106

      newer comedians should take note

    • @ph-yd3sr
      @ph-yd3sr 5 лет назад +96

      THE best, at least in the discussion had he been around longer. RIP you funny bastard we need you in 2019

    • @dumb_as_rocks
      @dumb_as_rocks 5 лет назад +69

      @Roy Pinas the fuck you mean he wasnt familiar with simple concepts. im sure he came to those observations without "integrating" or some of your nerd shit because of how erudite he was

    • @markdelgado7130
      @markdelgado7130 5 лет назад +22

      Politics does not mix with human emotion

    • @RmnGnzlz
      @RmnGnzlz 5 лет назад +20

      @@markdelgado7130 You don't understand politics, it's literally the opposite.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 6 лет назад +3195

    Patrice would have slayed today with his comedy if he were still alive

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 6 лет назад +115

      He would be censored at every turn. You can't say anything anymore.

    • @pesho5370
      @pesho5370 6 лет назад +57

      ...You mean if comedy was still alive. RIP Patrice. What a legend.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 6 лет назад +25

      @@MUFFINHEAD1985 you got it man. He'd lose venues and sponsors...sad

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 6 лет назад +20

      @@samfisher2306 He'll be remembered for years to come though. He took on typical source for a black comedian "race" jokes but it was original. Unreal. His Black Phillips Show segments are a bible for any man wanting to learn how women are wired. The man was a sage, closer to Aristotle than to Pryor.

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 6 лет назад +4

      @@MUFFINHEAD1985 been listening to those while cleaning "both" cars during weekends if you get my drift. He's too good it's very frightening!

  • @bigcohiba298
    @bigcohiba298 2 года назад +213

    That fish analogy arguably the greatest known to man

    • @oahts5906
      @oahts5906 2 года назад +10

      So funny and true. Grizzlies working with salmon 😂

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 6 месяцев назад

      arguably? That means people don't agree

    • @ryanwilliams4951
      @ryanwilliams4951 3 месяца назад

      Indeed😂

    • @jaredmead7391
      @jaredmead7391 2 месяца назад

      the salmon dipped in honey. he laughed at his own joke .

  • @Dancingwithclyde
    @Dancingwithclyde 6 месяцев назад +71

    All these years later and I still revisit patrice. Miss that guy

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 5 месяцев назад +1

      For real man

    • @ran8108
      @ran8108 Месяц назад +1

      Same, I watch this special periodically. It’s literally therapy

    • @3for4PA
      @3for4PA 11 дней назад

      STILL PLAY this for BACK to BACK😂

  • @EscApiNgTheVoiD
    @EscApiNgTheVoiD 7 лет назад +3087

    I miss this guy, especially the world we're living in.

    • @BRM101
      @BRM101 7 лет назад +4

      The VoiD me too

    • @lilgremlin6222
      @lilgremlin6222 7 лет назад +33

      all the amazing people who make this world better always die way too early because life wants us to suffer

    • @lablunt6190
      @lablunt6190 7 лет назад +4

      We need him back :(

    • @srpdesigns
      @srpdesigns 7 лет назад +6

      The VoiD ...EHH HIGH I WAS WONDERING IF YOUR GONNA BE FISHING HERE NEXT WEEK...That delivery has to one of the all time best in stand up comedy!!!...Sounded like that's when the crowd started to really erupt with laughter!!!!

    • @lefty_rios
      @lefty_rios 6 лет назад +1

      yea :/

  • @47Prosteam
    @47Prosteam 7 лет назад +737

    We’ll never see another Partice in our lifetime. Nothing funnier than the naked truth and nobody told the truth more boldly than Patrice.
    He was brilliant

    • @MegaOhhboy
      @MegaOhhboy 5 лет назад +13

      Well we got corey Holcomb now

    • @akiman712
      @akiman712 5 лет назад +10

      Chapelle does the same. But Patrice is the guy you would expect to talk crap lol

    • @MegaTeeruk
      @MegaTeeruk 5 лет назад +8

      Amdrew Shulz is a contender.

    • @with_palo
      @with_palo 5 лет назад +2

      That would be Dave Chappelle

    • @robertjohnson3786
      @robertjohnson3786 5 лет назад +3

      You got that right. Sadly we will never see his likes again. I hope we can save all we can of him.

  • @Dmhlcmb
    @Dmhlcmb 5 лет назад +740

    I’m genuinely sad this man isn’t around anymore.

    • @hmackprotection1
      @hmackprotection1 5 лет назад +5

      Derek Holcomb same here Brotha

    • @AnthonyMckinney-yu4lk
      @AnthonyMckinney-yu4lk 5 лет назад +2

      Me too

    • @natashabrooks4188
      @natashabrooks4188 4 года назад +5

      💯

    • @hannimic2430
      @hannimic2430 Год назад +5

      Hell yeah the guy is the best comedian I have ever seen in my life man

    • @texanology
      @texanology 8 месяцев назад +4

      I always wonder what Patrice would have to say about everything that's going on today.

  • @hugonongbri8100
    @hugonongbri8100 3 года назад +81

    The sport fishing bit is one of the most genius in comedy history. Patrice was at the top of his game here 🤣🤣

  • @honeyblade5243
    @honeyblade5243 5 лет назад +115

    You know I can’t count how many times I’ve seen this special. Each time is funnier and funnier, miss you Patrice.

  • @KM-pn1vk
    @KM-pn1vk 6 лет назад +1585

    HUMAN RESOURCES! The grizzly bear just did grizzly bear stuff!
    LMFAO

    • @matabas_1209
      @matabas_1209 5 лет назад +52

      Ignacio Varga still one of the best structured jokes I’ve ever heard

    • @pudder68
      @pudder68 5 лет назад +33

      @@matabas_1209 that bit is a masterpiece

    • @DaygoG
      @DaygoG 5 лет назад +2

      The nerve

    • @cherylvaughn2215
      @cherylvaughn2215 5 лет назад +9

      I've watched this clip a thousand times! And that joke just hit me!!

    • @musicboi23
      @musicboi23 5 лет назад

      09

  • @naeso9994
    @naeso9994 7 лет назад +943

    He was to raw for the world. R.I.P

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 5 лет назад +9

      naeso9 9 We really need him though. He totally changed how I look at comedy. Now, if somebody makes a “offensive” joke I just laugh and let it go. He wasn’t preaching policy. Check out the Patrice Areas of America video

    • @CaptainxCaos
      @CaptainxCaos 5 лет назад

      #meto

  •  6 лет назад +405

    No wonder comics revere this guy...his material is gold, Jerry...gold!

    • @IAmRapture
      @IAmRapture 5 лет назад +1

      Glad I’m not the only one who peppers that quote in from time to time

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 года назад +2

      @j Smith seinfeld is classic. don't hate. o neal is legend. keep the hate in your bubble

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 года назад

      @j Smith awh you go emotional lol. save your tears for another day kiddo.

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 года назад

      @j Smith tell me boy. does the position of attention elude you? i can crack a joke better than u ever could lol. this is chess comedy. stay with checkers kiddo.

    • @banderas2000
      @banderas2000 4 года назад +1

      @j Smith have a period emotional boy lol.

  • @dr.j7542
    @dr.j7542 5 лет назад +161

    "...is that how you treat ALL the fish!!!???"
    That my friends is one of the greatest single lines that ive heard in a stand up so far!

  • @DubbleTee
    @DubbleTee 2 года назад +23

    13:28 "Hi, I'm white lady"
    That fkn WRECKED ME.

  • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
    @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 6 лет назад +261

    the whole fish thing is insanely brilliant.

  • @32a34a
    @32a34a 5 лет назад +126

    Elephant in the Room needs to be added to The National Recording Registry in the
    Library of Congress its just that good.

  • @FPSDALLAS
    @FPSDALLAS 5 лет назад +323

    When Patrice died the rules of comedy died with him... no one today has a spine/balls like him.

    • @Bossin1Secondpage
      @Bossin1Secondpage 5 лет назад +11

      pat-man Corey Holcomb is the only one.

    • @poerava
      @poerava 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah we do. We just know more than we did then. This comes with its pros and cons.
      Good comedians evolve and don’t blame people for not laughing at their jokes.

    • @stacyhunt1173
      @stacyhunt1173 5 лет назад +43

      Dave Chappelle does, he is the GOAT

    • @KAD10895
      @KAD10895 5 лет назад +5

      Pc culture took over in 2012 just after his death.

    • @dwightsim8535
      @dwightsim8535 5 лет назад +1

      Him and Paul Moonie alway told it like it was. They will be missed

  • @IamBOGARDSTYLEZ11
    @IamBOGARDSTYLEZ11 Год назад +21

    The whole world is missing this dude!! Rest In peace 👑👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @RMR1
    @RMR1 4 года назад +52

    Patrice was consistently ranked as one of the best comedians -- by other comedians. That says a lot right there. The guy could make you laugh hysterically with nothing more than a slight nod of his head or twitch of his eyebrow. Genius.

    • @haroun1329
      @haroun1329 Год назад

      He was underrated just like Greg Giraldo who passed away a year prior. A comics comic.

  • @IRON5
    @IRON5 7 лет назад +1879

    This man's brilliance is really missed. This segment is so on point right now especially with all this gender wars going on.

    • @amandasmith3504
      @amandasmith3504 7 лет назад +63

      Don't let it get you down. The most obnoxious women are always the loudest. There are still normal women out there. ;)

    • @JamesWilliams-cy1xl
      @JamesWilliams-cy1xl 6 лет назад +1

      IRON5 i

    • @cuchulainn9819
      @cuchulainn9819 6 лет назад +41

      Amanda Smith oh another bitch pulling the manipulating tactics, NAWALT bullshit, wrong ALL women are like that, dont fall for these tactics my brothers...nothing but wolves in sheeps clothing....just remember this: never try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other, go MGTOW, its the only way to protect your sanity and your resources, remember they need us more than we need them, the juice isnt worth the squeeze

    • @isosta2373
      @isosta2373 5 лет назад +11

      @@cuchulainn9819 lmfaooo

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 5 лет назад +12

      @@cuchulainn9819 SEXIST AND WRONG! Wrong, you need us more. You wouldn't be alive, a woman gave you life!! Women went first for thinking what you guys think, it's not worth it. Much more so!!

  • @justinwilson2025
    @justinwilson2025 7 лет назад +1051

    This dude was so underrated. Such a shame he let Diabetes get the best of him. I feel his best was still yet to come.

    • @Woudloper
      @Woudloper 5 лет назад +73

      Reginald Lovely Stroke because of high BP and uncontrolled diabetes

    • @dmel26
      @dmel26 5 лет назад +28

      I felt like a part of the reason this one was so good is bc he felt like the end might be close. He certainly talked about it often

    • @blackice7317
      @blackice7317 5 лет назад +18

      Renowned as one of the greatest comedians. "Underrated"...

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf 5 лет назад +8

      @Dario DeNiro you should look up the definition of a word you don't understand, BEFORE commenting on it. Could change your life.
      Just saying

    • @rossedwardmiller
      @rossedwardmiller 5 лет назад +9

      Top 10 all time
      Tell everyone you know and he won't be underrated

  • @michaeldonley7741
    @michaeldonley7741 6 лет назад +1173

    She need to smell fish on you so she know you can still catch fish💪😎 pure game right there...

    • @mr.speyside5240
      @mr.speyside5240 5 лет назад +43

      He understood it

    • @alexhennigh5242
      @alexhennigh5242 5 лет назад +86

      He speaking the game like he wrote the rules

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад +9

      It's true too

    • @Kingbyrd5
      @Kingbyrd5 4 года назад +2

      What does this mean 😩

    • @bigbirdmusic8199
      @bigbirdmusic8199 3 года назад +16

      @@Kingbyrd5 it means you have to let your girl know you have options, that she's replaceable, if she starts to disrespect you and your time.

  • @oilplumber123
    @oilplumber123 5 лет назад +115

    The Grizzly Bear and the salmon dipped in honey shit was freaken golden too. Man I miss him 🙏

  • @waqarghulam3548
    @waqarghulam3548 Год назад +6

    This is best comedy I ever heard, so glad found this genius.

  • @evansteinberg
    @evansteinberg 5 лет назад +70

    So proud to have represented him from 1999-2007

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  5 лет назад +15

      Jason Steinberg you are lucky, I would have been happy to have had even a few minutes of interaction with Patrice, even if it was him savagely making fun of me, I would have laughed my ass off. I have seen some of the greatest of all time live, but I wish I had seen Patrice on a stage more than anyone.

    • @theemancipator2266
      @theemancipator2266 3 года назад

      Jason Steinberg.... 10,000 emails and nobody showed up to this mfr. He emailed me four times ni...gga - Patrice O'Neal

  • @dlxinfinite7098
    @dlxinfinite7098 4 года назад +10

    I just discovered Patrice. This is one of the most daring and brilliant sets ever.

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats Год назад +11

    Patrice was god-level and it was not even close

    • @anarcho-communist11
      @anarcho-communist11 Год назад

      I watch his stuff from time to time when I want to remember how lucky I am to be a single woman.

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 5 лет назад +55

    This is legitimately in my top 3 favorite comedy specials of all time.

  • @stephenwhelan2673
    @stephenwhelan2673 5 лет назад +20

    I've only recently discovered this GENIUS...and it's terrible what we lost. But what hurts me most is that it's going to get to the stage when I've watched everything from him on youtube. No more new material. Rip you absolute legend

    • @jmlkhan5153
      @jmlkhan5153 7 месяцев назад

      Its okay, little brother. The black phillip show is timeless. You can, and MUST, listen to the whole thing multiple times for it to really sink in.

  • @hmackprotection1
    @hmackprotection1 7 лет назад +138

    Rest In Peace Great One

  • @shawnsohayda8988
    @shawnsohayda8988 7 лет назад +149

    Every once in awhile he would laugh at what he was saying. Patrice had the most wonderful contagious laugh. And he was funny as a motherfucker.

  • @SamuelHallEngland
    @SamuelHallEngland 7 лет назад +234

    So far ahead of his time!

    • @bruhhh._.150
      @bruhhh._.150 6 лет назад +8

      He Should've been living in this time when we need him need most

    • @JamesSmith-vr4vb
      @JamesSmith-vr4vb 3 года назад +2

      For real

  • @mrbrightside7193
    @mrbrightside7193 5 лет назад +164

    As a woman, I find this to be one of the funniest things ever. And he did it in a tasteful way! It makes me so sad and angry that he is gone! I wish to God that he was still here and that I could see him!!!!

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 5 лет назад +23

    We can only be grateful that so much of his material is online for free for us to enjoy. A true comic genius

  • @Seriona1
    @Seriona1 7 лет назад +37

    Patrice, we fucking need you now more than ever.

  • @joedoubleyouem5873
    @joedoubleyouem5873 6 лет назад +83

    that sport fishing analogy is spot on.

  • @ShahryarKhan-KHANSOLO-
    @ShahryarKhan-KHANSOLO- 6 лет назад +60

    Damn, this was hands-down THE best comedy segment I've ever watched 😂 Pure genius. My stomach will keep hurting till tomorrow. Daaaaayyyuuuumm. Ugggghhh.

  • @jhgfdsertuiokjhg
    @jhgfdsertuiokjhg 5 лет назад +1638

    The greatest comedic tragedy is that Patrice passed before the metoo movement

    • @zyckzyck6822
      @zyckzyck6822 5 лет назад +106

      Words can not express how right you are.

    • @kangahmtl2n
      @kangahmtl2n 5 лет назад +55

      Makes me wanna cry

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 5 лет назад +8

      OMG YES BRO

    • @uzielolivas1967
      @uzielolivas1967 5 лет назад +19

      The metoo movement took him out ..lol

    • @thragg00
      @thragg00 5 лет назад +7

      Uziel Olivas what a plot twist😂

  • @cheezeeanyone
    @cheezeeanyone 5 лет назад +4

    So grateful for You Tube. Long live Patrice

  • @vurbzfenomeno
    @vurbzfenomeno 5 лет назад +288

    "Oh my God!, the grisly bear just did grizzly bear stuff" 😂😂

  • @076657
    @076657 6 лет назад +901

    This guy is now my father figure.

    • @KxngEst
      @KxngEst 5 лет назад +46

      We are brothers!!!

    • @kathypetersen2447
      @kathypetersen2447 5 лет назад +5

      Because raping women is ok if you show your friends how dumpster diving for passed out or dead women is funny?

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 5 лет назад +81

      @@kathypetersen2447 yes

    • @ruebascu
      @ruebascu 5 лет назад +41

      @@kathypetersen2447 stfu

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 лет назад +6

      Hey, brother

  • @davewolf6256
    @davewolf6256 5 лет назад +55

    "There's a pencil sticking out of his faaaaaace." That was when I realized, Patrice O'Neal can make the most random shit into the funniest thing ever!

  • @christopherreed07
    @christopherreed07 Месяц назад +2

    Between Ralphy May & Patrice O'Neal, got me through some tough times. Miss both...

  • @guillemmm3530
    @guillemmm3530 5 лет назад +17

    I've been whatching this monologues over and over again. I just enjoy it every time. It's so honest. It's brutal. This man cures such a scary amount of resentment/represed emotions I have...
    Thank for such an awesome emotional inteligence and fearless honesty, wherever you are at, man.
    Cheers from Spain.

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 5 лет назад +76

    "Hi! I was wondering if you're gonna be fishing here again next week"?
    "Yeah! For other fish. Get off my boat!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 5 лет назад +24

    These jokes in this video are definitely on the very top of my list of favorite jokes of all time. Every time I watch them they are no less hilarious. I laugh my ass off every time. So funny I often have aftershock laughs .. you know when you're done laughing but you still have little small laughs for a few minutes afterwards.... I call them laughtershocks lol

    • @ComedyTrip
      @ComedyTrip  Год назад

      Keep watching, keep laughing, nothing better than having a good laugh at some genius comedy

  • @Hexxicano
    @Hexxicano Год назад +61

    "Hi, I'm white lady..." Gets me every time...LOL

    • @Zeal808
      @Zeal808 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

  • @KaninTuzi
    @KaninTuzi 5 лет назад +1650

    “Would you risk everything for that passed out girl behind a dumpster?” *Brock Turner has left the chat*

  • @chevalierjd
    @chevalierjd 5 лет назад +9

    God I miss Patrice so much. This dude has me in stitches everytime. And he made everyone laugh. RIP, brother!

  • @kalinlee3792
    @kalinlee3792 7 лет назад +256

    You a fish that jump back on the boat...😂😂😂😂😂💀im dead

    • @markprater1
      @markprater1 5 лет назад +7

      Saw him live in 2008. One of the best live shows ever!

  • @stevet6665
    @stevet6665 5 лет назад +968

    This guy should have been a professor of gender studies when he was alive.

    • @loudmellearningtobeloud5989
      @loudmellearningtobeloud5989 5 лет назад +13

      Check the radio segments👍🏿. gold

    • @1q3er5
      @1q3er5 5 лет назад +58

      @@loudmellearningtobeloud5989 this guy was red pill before red pill was even a word for real...

    • @toplad8113
      @toplad8113 5 лет назад +16

      @@1q3er5 Red Pill was a thing for a while. It just got popularized because of YT content creators and Reddit communities. It probably didn't have the name "red pill" tho.

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 5 лет назад +8

      Just go mgtow. That breaks nearly every thing down.

    • @WingChunGungFu
      @WingChunGungFu 4 года назад +9

      Only legitimate gender studies class on earth from him

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 6 лет назад +256

    "Dave! immediately" lol soooooo true

    • @Ramah71
      @Ramah71 5 лет назад +28

      "What the f- what does she want... NOW?" I am deceased lmfao

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen 5 лет назад +6

      Honestly me in my last relationship 😆

    • @newera5238
      @newera5238 5 лет назад +19

      I was married 14 years, that's some real stuff 😂😂😂😂.

    • @MyPronounsISwhom
      @MyPronounsISwhom 5 лет назад +9

      I've been healthy and happy and single for years and I got a shiver down my spine in remembrance of those days

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 5 месяцев назад +2

      PTSD.

  • @ANGELCITY323
    @ANGELCITY323 5 лет назад +48

    The Tuesday before Thanksgiving 2019...it’s going down!!

  • @fluffyelephant32
    @fluffyelephant32 5 лет назад +37

    “IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT ALL THIS FISH” One of the truest analogies I’ve ever heard 2:25

  • @GuyOfAbsoluteTerror
    @GuyOfAbsoluteTerror 5 лет назад +13

    This Dude Was A God Walking In A Comedians Body 🐐🐐

  • @battleaxe5518
    @battleaxe5518 5 лет назад +37

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! The whole workplace harassment day segment was gold!

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 5 лет назад +481

    "Men working with women is like putting grisly bears with honey-covered salmon"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gammasmash1924
    @gammasmash1924 5 лет назад +6

    One of the best stand up specials ever. Easily top 5.

  • @rightyourwrong
    @rightyourwrong 5 лет назад +12

    an analogy joke is the best. and the longer you can take it is amazing

  • @alexhennigh5242
    @alexhennigh5242 5 лет назад +7

    Blows my mind that the first time I saw him was on one of those early 2000s VH1 compilation shows like Best Week Ever. Never in a million years could I have ever imagined he'd low key become one of the best comics for ever do it. Rest easy big guy.

  • @jonwhite549
    @jonwhite549 5 лет назад +19

    I remember the animal commercials. The song they would play was “in the arms of an angel”

  • @D1987Gd
    @D1987Gd 6 лет назад +312

    It's like letting grizzly bears work with salmon... dipped in honey. ..😂😂😂

  • @srikanthboddapati3832
    @srikanthboddapati3832 Год назад +6

    That animal joke is one of the funniest bits of stand up I’ve ever heard. RIP to this legend.

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 5 лет назад +4

    I had to watch this video again. His genius was unmatched. I miss him so much. 😢 others have tried, but only a handful were this authentic, and naturally funny. He truly had a gift.

  • @Tes-qe1jc
    @Tes-qe1jc 5 лет назад +6

    He is now part of my life. Love you Patrice! Miss you soooo much brother.

  • @dirtyserg
    @dirtyserg 5 лет назад +301

    "so. you. can. act. right." I say this regularly.

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 2 месяца назад +1

      But if a woman says those same words, the perspective changes.

  • @usgalsen
    @usgalsen 5 месяцев назад +3

    The Best and funniest in the game. Left way too soon. RIP, O'Neal! Elephant in the Room is a classic to me.

  • @HurricaneJD
    @HurricaneJD 2 года назад +4

    This set by Patrice O'Neal is in my top five all time favorite comedy sets ever

  • @TT-yc5md
    @TT-yc5md 5 лет назад +48

    Patrice was a true Comedy God and was way ahead of his time. RIP

  • @roaminghomosapiens7399
    @roaminghomosapiens7399 6 лет назад +8

    I just came across this genius. I've seriously been missing out

  • @xogueragamez4856
    @xogueragamez4856 5 лет назад +16

    One of the GREATEST stand ups ever. Truly Comedy Gold!!

  • @DrNoBrazil
    @DrNoBrazil Год назад +4

    Finally someone that gets me. RIP big man.

  • @castro_d-_-b
    @castro_d-_-b 5 лет назад +3

    Always find my way back to this legend man, love him fr who else wish this man was here in 2020
    🔽

  • @finbah5706
    @finbah5706 5 лет назад +38

    I saw him right before he died live at Twin River casino. FUNNY as hell. Some lady heckled him, and he destroyed her the rest of his set. I was in tears. Also amazed at how quick this guy is. He had a never ending supply of comebacks. RIP Patrice.

  • @faithdillon2775
    @faithdillon2775 Год назад +4

    Just happens to be the Tuesday before thanksgiving 😂😂

  • @Mazxlol
    @Mazxlol 6 лет назад +14

    Love and miss Patrice, he was one great dude

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 5 лет назад +6

    Patrice would be gold in this era. Miss him lots.

  • @aliahspirituality
    @aliahspirituality 3 года назад +2

    EVERY minute of this was pure gold! Why have I never watched his stuff before. LEGEND

  • @ourtime-downhere6931
    @ourtime-downhere6931 5 лет назад +10

    THE funniest comedian of his generation, possibly funniest of his lifetime. Absolute genius.

  • @bolow
    @bolow 5 лет назад +140

    "Why can't I harass you?" - P.O

  • @markhorne6020
    @markhorne6020 5 месяцев назад +4

    Terrelle was completely grossed out about the chair sniff 😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol ❤❤❤❤

  • @teej6123
    @teej6123 5 лет назад +139

    "Hi, I'm white lady."
    Killed me 😂😂😂

  • @FoxHuntJuJu
    @FoxHuntJuJu 3 года назад +12

    Tongue kissing a JACKAL in the mouth. Lol that one gets me every time

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix Год назад

      "DIRTY WHITE BITCH!"
      The way he says that kills me 🤣

  • @George_Costanza
    @George_Costanza 5 лет назад +10

    im actually watching this on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving

  • @infinitytime2463
    @infinitytime2463 7 лет назад +49

    Damnit I miss patrice

  • @GamingStar1995
    @GamingStar1995 5 лет назад +7

    The amount of content comedians would have now 2019...Patrice would have specials all over the damn place.

  • @thelivingbajesus
    @thelivingbajesus Год назад +5

    I miss him. One of the greatest.

  • @8bitflea
    @8bitflea 2 года назад +8

    Comedians like these don’t exist anymore

  • @antoinesmith4697
    @antoinesmith4697 2 года назад +10

    😂😂😂 I can appreciate a comedian that doesn’t laugh at his own jokes after telling them, just naturally has the ability to make you laugh. Gone not forgotten.

    • @ClassicMist360
      @ClassicMist360 Год назад +1

      He laughs MULTIPLE times after his own jokes in this video. What the hell were you watching?

  • @Crumponalog
    @Crumponalog 6 лет назад +17

    "There's a pencil sticking out of his fa-a-ace . . ." I died when he sang that.

  • @jusrarsh4109
    @jusrarsh4109 5 лет назад +9

    Patrice was super legendary. Wow

  • @bignacio87
    @bignacio87 7 лет назад +686

    Devil tongue kissing jackal in the mouth lmao

  • @Igornopolis
    @Igornopolis 5 лет назад +8

    Gold indeed. Patrice was so unique. So clever and honest. Rest in peace, bra

  • @jimdames4081
    @jimdames4081 10 дней назад

    For sure Patrice top 5 Comics RIP...where ever hes at hes Knockin them out with his Skits