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  • Опубликовано: 14 авг 2024
  • I'm probably gonna go hit the sack, then go to bed.

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  • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
    @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 года назад +3411

    1:16 when I forget an obvious clip after the video uploads

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 4 года назад +134

      This channels uploads so much specific weird stuff and I love it

    • @fiddlerontheroof4099
      @fiddlerontheroof4099 4 года назад +61

      Just a thought: you should do a whole video on Rogu, if you haven't already. And as always, great video! 😂

    • @dikinebaks
      @dikinebaks 4 года назад +12

      You mean the horse?

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +7

      @@fiddlerontheroof4099 OMG THAT'S AN ACTUAL GOOD IDEA!

    • @nicktaylor2657
      @nicktaylor2657 4 года назад +17

      When Stan keep applying ointment after he burned his crotch?

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 года назад +5101

    Have to note that 90 % of hands jobs are Rogers.

    • @indigo5926
      @indigo5926 4 года назад +30

      All these people having alien help 😂💥⚡️

    • @moutray77
      @moutray77 4 года назад +65

      I bet most sexual jokes are from Rogers.

    • @avthendiarie9955
      @avthendiarie9955 4 года назад +10

      I mean roger okay with it

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur 3 года назад +12

      At least he didn't put a hole in his hand and rape it.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 3 года назад +3

      *that feels amazing*

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 4 года назад +9236

    "That feels amazing"

    • @3266393
      @3266393 4 года назад +414

      im not touching you

    • @playboydojo
      @playboydojo 4 года назад +430

      I am.

    • @hawkingseye8464
      @hawkingseye8464 4 года назад +531

      "that feels amazing."

    • @ToughDuff
      @ToughDuff 4 года назад +188

      Whaa! No, I'm too late. I-I wanna be a part of things too, fuck

    • @raidenshat5206
      @raidenshat5206 4 года назад +44

      Just Duffy that feels amazing

  • @weirdo24-7
    @weirdo24-7 4 года назад +4636

    I'm gonna hit the sack, and then probably go to bed. LMFAO

    • @SuperTintenfisch64
      @SuperTintenfisch64 4 года назад +31

      Brett Kavanaugh sure brett

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 года назад +27

      Elcentry you hit your sack but you're a girl? Whatever you say Butch

    • @drumerdude2661
      @drumerdude2661 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @ninjahombrepalito1721
      @ninjahombrepalito1721 4 года назад +6

      That one caught me off guard xD I've always found that phrase so odd, and this time they used it that way, Lol

    • @kadarabdullahi
      @kadarabdullahi 4 года назад +1

      Best way to sleep 🤷

  • @KatieLeDerp
    @KatieLeDerp 4 года назад +7349

    *That feels amazing*
    "I'm not doing it."
    “I'm doing it.”
    *That feels amazing*

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 3 года назад +79

      Typical arts and entertainment person - if it feels good it's ok.

    • @sickboy8914
      @sickboy8914 3 года назад +12

      Why is America so addicted to handjobs tho

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 3 года назад +180

      How do people fuck up quoting a clip they just watched so badly?

    • @valtheemokid4005
      @valtheemokid4005 3 года назад +3

      must not like at 666 likes

    • @FalloutFoxx
      @FalloutFoxx 3 года назад +5

      Furry convention after dark parties be like:

  • @stephaniebonneville7008
    @stephaniebonneville7008 4 года назад +3009

    I love that most of these are Rogers scenes

    • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
      @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 года назад +360

      I love Roger

    • @DwayneIsKing
      @DwayneIsKing 4 года назад +63

      @@AddictedtoAmericanDad we all love Roger haha

    • @bonniesensai
      @bonniesensai 3 года назад +7

      @@DwayneIsKing ok

    • @DwayneIsKing
      @DwayneIsKing 3 года назад +5

      @@bonniesensai ok is right

    • @bonniesensai
      @bonniesensai 3 года назад +1

      ​@@DwayneIsKing yr like we all love roger like damn that may be the case he is just stating his opinion yall

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 3 года назад +1688

    “I’m gonna go hit the sack.... then probably go to bed.”
    Still my favorite joke

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 2 года назад +4

      I still say this to anybody and I usually just get weird looks, but fuck em

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 2 года назад +6

      Wait… literally or theoretically?

    • @viktorkolaric5188
      @viktorkolaric5188 2 года назад +16

      Cue Steve hitting a sack with a baseball bat.

    • @eggspm
      @eggspm 2 года назад +6

      @@viktorkolaric5188 oh no

    • @jousga_
      @jousga_ 2 года назад +1

      Slap it and scrap it

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 4 года назад +1569

    This show has some of the funniest writers on TV

    • @TheSmurfboard
      @TheSmurfboard 3 года назад +21

      I can only imagine that being said in Roger’s most sarcastic voice possible.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 3 года назад +38

      SO much better than Family Guy.

    • @JanMichael-Vincent
      @JanMichael-Vincent 3 года назад +13

      @@vsgfilmgroup it’s cuz Seth still does creative work on American Dad but not family guy. I think peak Family Guy is untouchable, but this has been in the lead overall for quite some time.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 3 года назад +20

      @@JanMichael-Vincent Perfectly reasonable. You really can tell Family Guy is a Simpsons-esque shell of its former self. But man, American Dad is still killing it.

  • @benn255b3
    @benn255b3 4 года назад +851

    "Hi, my hands doing this *jerk motion* can you think of anyway you wanna be a part of it" Roger is hands down the best!

  • @playerhateroftheyear1084
    @playerhateroftheyear1084 4 года назад +1030

    I did some _favors_ today

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 года назад +49

      I don't believe you were shaking up ANYTHING at the old folks' home.

    • @alexandercrush
      @alexandercrush 4 года назад +35

      @@vsgfilmgroup Many old folks died that night of heart attacks.

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 года назад +19

      @@alexandercrush Oh, but what a way to go. :D

    • @bonnie9855
      @bonnie9855 3 года назад +1

      what episode was it

    • @madbillzgaming4505
      @madbillzgaming4505 3 года назад

      👋😚👋

  • @suburbanshicken9939
    @suburbanshicken9939 4 года назад +734

    2:32 The sound in her voice makes me have so much respect for her

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 4 года назад +86

      That's his father...
      Watch the episode and you'll understand
      Season 8 Episode 5

    • @suburbanshicken9939
      @suburbanshicken9939 4 года назад +24

      Joshua Moolman I know I watched it

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 4 года назад +32

      Joshua Moolman that’s Sarah Michelle Gellar and she is a robot AVATAR used by Stan. You should see when Stan twerks 😆.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +1

      @@BenE8844 No thanks.

    • @Silverwolf0080
      @Silverwolf0080 4 года назад

      @@tigervalley62 It's Season 7

  • @mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona
    @mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona 4 года назад +693

    The homoerotic moments of snot would be a nice compilation

  • @harsharcane1652
    @harsharcane1652 3 года назад +162

    "Abusing the hose" that just sounds like a angry single session.

  • @abf2062
    @abf2062 4 года назад +638

    Anyway, I'm gonna hit the sack and then I'm gonna go to bed 😁

    • @redskinner8565
      @redskinner8565 4 года назад +4

      😂😂💀

    • @razavierdavis
      @razavierdavis 4 года назад +6

      The fact that I just now got that joke

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 3 года назад +1

      If you're gonna quote it, quote it right.

  • @3266393
    @3266393 4 года назад +286

    2:46 Always check, your health is first ;)

    • @DRKNT640
      @DRKNT640 3 года назад +6

      I think I remember we learned it takes two weeks for it to show up on a test so if he got tested the day after it wouldn’t help him that much

  • @gunnison3681
    @gunnison3681 Год назад +124

    The Ghostbusters thing kills me every time

    • @SSgtChitEPanz
      @SSgtChitEPanz Год назад +8

      "Untuck your Tommy Bahama & give me a little privacy curtain"
      Roger's very modest.

  • @jasonc5931
    @jasonc5931 3 года назад +102

    I told my parents I'm probably gonna go hit the sack, and then go to bed. They thought it was funny and they were disappointed at the same time

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 3 года назад +138

    The look they give (😳) after Roger introduces the rubber glove is hilarious 😂

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 3 года назад +49

    “I thought you said bonework” 😂😂😂

  • @TrashPanda5150
    @TrashPanda5150 4 года назад +276

    Nothing better than a good ol' angry handy J.

  • @reyrey5259
    @reyrey5259 3 года назад +58

    "When's there's something strange in your, Jonny. Neighborhood, I need you to. Who you gonna call jerk that guy. BUSTERS"

  • @okkbyee
    @okkbyee 4 года назад +520

    @3:00 kills me every time LMAOOO

    • @hl8808
      @hl8808 4 года назад +1

      Ok bye what’s that song

    • @Adrian_Flores714
      @Adrian_Flores714 4 года назад +6

      @@hl8808 ruclips.net/video/0oox9bJaGJ8/видео.html here is the song enjoy.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 4 года назад +1

      @@Adrian_Flores714 You are amazing.

    • @windjammer3950
      @windjammer3950 3 года назад +1

      @@Adrian_Flores714 saved my life

    • @Adrian_Flores714
      @Adrian_Flores714 3 года назад

      @@windjammer3950 I was happy to help.

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 года назад +55

    "You caught him playing with himself?"
    "Damn it woman, you always jump in to that"
    I gagged laughing

  • @Tejaye777
    @Tejaye777 Год назад +65

    Roger is such a friendly and helpful Alien to the Smiths. I wish there were actually people this selfless in real life. He is such a humanitarian and good motivator.

    • @Queenboo689
      @Queenboo689 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t know about that, he’s kinda a asshole. He bosses around Francine,

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 4 года назад +100

    Francine being intelligent and cultured.

  • @rinmatsuoka8963
    @rinmatsuoka8963 4 года назад +64

    i WILL give you a handy J to keep you outta trouble 😏

    • @aazarie1610
      @aazarie1610 3 года назад

      i read this exactly as it was said

  • @locky2562
    @locky2562 3 года назад +38

    "I'm a freewheeling party boy who'll slob ya knob right here" 🤣🤣

  • @Antimarx999
    @Antimarx999 4 года назад +171

    Cookie shook my medicine and i shared some oinment with her...

  • @electricbro89
    @electricbro89 4 года назад +72

    0:15
    If you look closely, as soon as the title card shows up Roger started to smile. 😂

  • @viper2988
    @viper2988 4 года назад +48

    At 2:34 that episode who else died when Stan was twerking lol 🤣😂

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 2 года назад +3

      Yes! Francine could learn a thing or two from him! 😂

  • @TheRealCshakuore
    @TheRealCshakuore 3 года назад +17

    0:23 *Bagel Bites* before beatin meat? I’ve been doin it wrong for 6 years 🤣

  • @sanjotsagar1458
    @sanjotsagar1458 4 года назад +36

    thank you , i love this channel

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 3 года назад +75

    2:05 sounds like something stewie would say.

    • @deivyonjackson
      @deivyonjackson 3 года назад +1

      SO TRUE I can hear him now saying it to Brian or sumthin😂😂

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 года назад +12

    I was waiting for that last one. It’s one of those lines that pops into my head every now and then.

  • @rpast5656
    @rpast5656 4 года назад +82

    Omg this channel is actually so good😂😂😂

  • @daytripperarrabal
    @daytripperarrabal 6 месяцев назад +1

    the "I can move some stuff around" is just gold

  • @alimoosa6062
    @alimoosa6062 4 года назад +43

    Man @ 2:23 he is booked for the whole month of may
    That reminds of my school days... how jammed my appointment book used to get 😂😂😂

  • @johnkuhrt6035
    @johnkuhrt6035 3 года назад +39

    “Imma hit the sack and then probably go to bed” took me a minute 😭

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 9 месяцев назад +1

      Steve and Chris Griffin would get along over their favorite hobby.

  • @reth213
    @reth213 3 года назад +30

    2:42 this is the best cut in the history of ever

  • @uni2713
    @uni2713 4 года назад +25

    0:41
    Roger: "Are you hitting on me? Ugh! This happens all the time! I will not let you ruin your wedding! I WILL give you a handy J to keep you out of trouble."
    *puts on a glove*
    Me: 😳😳😳

  • @the_ZAMURAI
    @the_ZAMURAI 3 года назад +7

    “When there’s something strange (Johnny), in your neighborhood, (I need you to), who you gonna call? Jerk that guy of- *BUSTERS!”*

  • @carmelobasco3369
    @carmelobasco3369 4 года назад +71

    Tell us where you live.
    *So we can protect you*

  • @ZoeyCult
    @ZoeyCult 4 года назад +18

    *T H A T F E E L S A M A Z I N G*

  • @EdiPooH9
    @EdiPooH9 4 года назад +19

    Whispers* that feels amazing

  • @bobthebuilder2322
    @bobthebuilder2322 3 года назад +6

    0:15-0:16 Rogers frown turns upside down when Stan complements his hand job LOL

  • @curticcarmichael3580
    @curticcarmichael3580 4 года назад +49

    First time I saw that last one, I thought Roger said “angry hand DJ.” I was a little naive at the time.

  • @emiliohernandez6005
    @emiliohernandez6005 3 года назад +6

    I really like American Dad and I have never seen a full episode.
    Thanks!

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 4 года назад +29

    Best of Francine being Chinese

  • @saturdaynightmares5138
    @saturdaynightmares5138 4 года назад +18

    Jeff you'll do it where everyone else does it in this house in Steve's bed!😂

  • @colersez8482
    @colersez8482 4 года назад +16

    Stan look happy at 1:00 he must’ve got that handy j

  • @beegamer6475
    @beegamer6475 3 года назад +6

    0:32 moist critical long lost brother

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 4 года назад +11

    My name's Abby Road, and when it snows, I need to be plowed.

  • @Eaudino23
    @Eaudino23 4 года назад +48

    “That feels amazing” 😂😂😂

  • @madbillzgaming4505
    @madbillzgaming4505 3 года назад +8

    2:51 some good old cbt

  • @jimmymac3848
    @jimmymac3848 3 года назад +10

    When Steve took out that schedule i felt that

    • @Gogetta80
      @Gogetta80 3 года назад +1

      Took me back to my high school days

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 3 года назад +8

    I guess my coworker Jay who does home repairs on the side definitely needs to rethink naming his business Handy Jay's

  • @bernardomello842
    @bernardomello842 3 года назад +2

    An angry Handy-J is always useful

  • @TheNorthShoreCody
    @TheNorthShoreCody 4 года назад +12

    NO NO STEVE! Listen to your sister. Lets GO upSTAIRS and PLAY with ourselves... ;)

  • @spankywang3380
    @spankywang3380 3 года назад +8

    The funny part of this isn't the hand job references but the fact that this person found and edited all the handjob references he could find of recent seasons 😂😂😂

  • @JonasRaphaelKallasch
    @JonasRaphaelKallasch 4 года назад +8

    Awesome as always.

  • @TellEmB290
    @TellEmB290 2 года назад +5

    Shakin’ up medicine at the old folks’ home 😂

  • @DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik
    @DeutscheDemokratischeRepublik 3 года назад +1

    Who you gonna call?
    *NUTBUSTERS!*

  • @williamh7786
    @williamh7786 4 года назад +7

    *”That feels amazing.”*

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 года назад +12

    2:36 Damn he turned around fast

    • @normboy8376
      @normboy8376 3 года назад +3

      For segway thats pretty slow

  • @andrewszombie
    @andrewszombie 3 года назад +10

    Awww you didn't include the scene from May the best stan win s06e12 where future stan goes to present stan "Hey bro I make it up to you, how about a handy J?? What its not gay. It's you in you." 😂😂

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 3 года назад +3

    All of these are funny, especially the first one. 😄

  • @YoungBlaze
    @YoungBlaze 3 года назад +36

    ROGER IS CLEARLY A GEMINI WITH ALL THESE DAMN PERSONALITIES

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 3 года назад +2

    DAMMIT WOMAN, YOU ALWAYS JUMP TO THAT ASSUMPTION! LAST TIME IT WAS WHEN I SAID HE WAS DOING HIS HOMEWORK!
    I THOUGHT YOU SAID BONEWORK!

  • @alonzocaicedojr8310
    @alonzocaicedojr8310 4 года назад +8

    1:56 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wastedshin
    @wastedshin 3 года назад +2

    Never thought there be enough of these to actually make a vid

  • @muhammadgbadegesin8043
    @muhammadgbadegesin8043 4 года назад +5

    I though you said bonework😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 4 года назад +11

    That feels amazing.
    I’m not touching you.
    ...
    That’s amazing.

  • @LinkEX
    @LinkEX 3 года назад +3

    I was actually surprised to see this was an actual supercut of related scenes.
    I thought this was just another stitched-together episode with a clickbaity title.

    • @ultimate_oikawa
      @ultimate_oikawa 3 года назад +4

      We don't do that here
      This channel is the real deal buddy

  • @ginafesta9340
    @ginafesta9340 4 года назад +29

    yea steve make you work for it, no friendship with a girl

  • @JamesIbis
    @JamesIbis 4 года назад +36

    Omg thay Jenny gold 😅😅😅she's the best Roger character

    • @GonzaArg2311
      @GonzaArg2311 3 года назад

      She was so funny the entire episode 🤣

  • @simonmaverick9201
    @simonmaverick9201 3 года назад +3

    This is very very very naughty - and in a weird way - quite arousing...........

  • @reagank.2268
    @reagank.2268 3 года назад +4

    0:48 I wonder if he didn’t stop roger

  • @spiny7560
    @spiny7560 2 года назад +2

    The dice one always cracks me up

  • @FcLegend209
    @FcLegend209 2 года назад +2

    The first joke was already god like

  • @ConcussedGaming
    @ConcussedGaming 3 года назад +1

    Handy J. Got it.

  • @airin3594
    @airin3594 3 года назад +2

    You forgot one where Roger tell the family that he is going to go upstairs and melt some pearls on his tummy

  • @life-destroyerofworlds7036
    @life-destroyerofworlds7036 3 года назад +3

    Missed this one. "No no no it's natural sweetie. Shameful and natural"

  • @Saanichian
    @Saanichian 3 года назад +1

    If you’re going to have an alien living in your house, it might as well be handin’ out the handy j’s!

  • @justincortez3486
    @justincortez3486 4 года назад +5

    Roger's hands are huge

  • @invaderzim4052
    @invaderzim4052 4 года назад +8

    Amazing!

  • @holiidayseason
    @holiidayseason 3 года назад +3

    I like how only 1 clip didnt involve Roger

  • @reallyhimongod
    @reallyhimongod 2 года назад +1

    2:51 I reference this a lot😂🤝

  • @michaelchimenti2847
    @michaelchimenti2847 8 месяцев назад

    I quote “hit the sack, then go to bed” monthly

  • @JRAEYEDCEEN
    @JRAEYEDCEEN 5 месяцев назад

    love that it’s all pretty much roger 😂

  • @mustang4life
    @mustang4life 11 месяцев назад

    “Damnit woman you always jump to that. Last time is when I said he was doing his homework.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @hiroyui9699
    @hiroyui9699 2 месяца назад

    Best.....opening....EVER.

  • @eanddcomedy4317
    @eanddcomedy4317 3 года назад +1

    Itchy spider bite

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Год назад +1

    Bonework. Gonna start using this. 😆😁

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 2 года назад

    2 years later and I had to come back just to send it to friends

  • @KaboKeboletse
    @KaboKeboletse 3 года назад +1

    I believe this video should be a lot longer than this, so many moments missed, Klaus didn't even feature

  • @yacobgugsa2524
    @yacobgugsa2524 4 года назад +2

    A favor? I did some favors today.

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 2 месяца назад

    This and missing the point .... Best compilations 🎉

  • @Stumbo99
    @Stumbo99 4 года назад +2

    Props to Roger for his handy-j skills

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 5 месяцев назад

    “………Francine….touch me.” bwahahahaahah 😂

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +10

    1:09 um...

    • @ethoncharles2386
      @ethoncharles2386 4 года назад +1

      Dr. Bright what does that mean

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад

      @@ethoncharles2386 Rodger's just attempting to jerk off Stan