Norm Killin' it at the Red Carpet!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @whatsup4825
    @whatsup4825 Год назад +690

    If Norm taught us anything, it's that we should derail all situations for our own, personal amusement.

    • @diarrhea_splatter
      @diarrhea_splatter Год назад +11

      That's what I do! Especially if I don't want to be there 👍

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 Год назад +8

      If everyone else did this the world would be a much more fun place.

    • @Emre-co4wq
      @Emre-co4wq Год назад +5

      you really understand him

    • @jakej2680
      @jakej2680 Год назад +1

      ​@@cooldud7071I've always believed that we all need more surrealism in our lives.

    • @whatsup4825
      @whatsup4825 Год назад +10

      @@Emre-co4wq You know, with Norm, the more I learn about that guy, the more I care for him.

  • @celticfox
    @celticfox 4 года назад +3335

    "The smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest." -Conan O'Brien

    • @TaraVanflower
      @TaraVanflower 4 года назад +104

      this. all at their expense.

    • @jumpinjakeflash1
      @jumpinjakeflash1 4 года назад +46

      Actually Norm said that about David Letterman on an interview with Larry King.

    • @celticfox
      @celticfox 4 года назад +98

      @@jumpinjakeflash1 I know when he was on Larry King's show he was talking about Bill Maher and how his style of comedy is posturing as the smartest guy in the room and he said that's a big mistake because nobody likes the smartest guy in the room

    • @jumpinjakeflash1
      @jumpinjakeflash1 4 года назад +14

      @@celticfox Yep. Gotta love Norm. He's a master, no doubt about it.

    • @celticfox
      @celticfox 4 года назад +9

      @@jumpinjakeflash1 Norm is one of the all time greats! I love his delivery, the timing, his wit. All of it. Spot on!

  • @lylechipperson5913
    @lylechipperson5913 8 лет назад +7634

    Its like watching Lebron in a d-league game

    • @TheBeeFactory
      @TheBeeFactory 8 лет назад +198

      d-league. what is he gonna play against a buncha letters or somethin? tss tss

    • @lylechipperson5913
      @lylechipperson5913 8 лет назад +38

      +The Bee Factory Homerun sockcucka!

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 8 лет назад +73

      +Lyle Chippychops--- THANK YOU!! haha. Honestly I wish I could watch Norm rip apart every little celebrity circle-jerk like this!

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 6 лет назад +18

      But he loses most of the time. Norm knows how to pull it together. Norm is the true mvp.

    • @johnparker7784
      @johnparker7784 6 лет назад +43

      Thank God Norm was there or i would have mistaken this mess for a funeral.

  • @danielstearns426
    @danielstearns426 5 лет назад +3618

    The way Norm sarcastically announces the irrelevant youtubers proclaiming, “All the stars are out!” Is just priceless.

  • @pete8276
    @pete8276 6 лет назад +2028

    Look at how fucking excited Andy Samberg is to be answering Norm's question. It's heartwarming.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 лет назад +330

      I think Andy appreciates Norm's deceptively intelligent comedy. He acts like he's a baffoon, but really he's one of the smartest people in the room. Andy is like that.. a bit.

  • @TheSnoozeFox
    @TheSnoozeFox 8 лет назад +826

    "no you cannot rape my mother with a knife"
    best ending ever

    • @thejollysloth5743
      @thejollysloth5743 6 лет назад +50

      Those squares took it like a lead balloon. Absolute genius, the girls and that "acid tounged A-rab" just cringed like he was embarrassing them and continued their vacuous empty chitchat.

    • @munkirtokage4816
      @munkirtokage4816 6 лет назад +18

      It hurts so good that he was able to make that joke ruin there PC bullshit and do it all under their nose.

    • @P0lkoli
      @P0lkoli 6 лет назад +1

      +The Angry Sloth God you're dumb

    • @dolphin069
      @dolphin069 6 лет назад +1

      Bring on the sabretooths.

    • @billie_vanilli
      @billie_vanilli 5 лет назад +8

      @@thejollysloth5743 Are you not able to recognize an edited video? If you watch the original video that this is edited from, those girls fully go along with Norm in the bit and start riffing on his knife-rape joke. This was edited the way it was for comic effect, which is great until dopes like you can't see past your fuckin' shoes and start using pompous words to shit on people, totally unaware that you're actually the idiot.

  • @walmys2nd
    @walmys2nd 8 лет назад +3851

    Norms whole performance here is just like one big wink to everyone who's aware of how funny he really is. Love it.

    • @evanschulte6153
      @evanschulte6153 5 лет назад +83

      He is one of the only people I've seen that can successfully pull it off. He does it alot too haha

  • @SethMcFartlane
    @SethMcFartlane 8 лет назад +633

    "I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler."
    Works in any situation.

  • @AK-cm8qe
    @AK-cm8qe 6 лет назад +1817

    "I mean I've never heard the term collective without...Leon Trotsky..." kills me.

  • @scottsmith8162
    @scottsmith8162 6 лет назад +1593

    Norm shows up dressed like a dad at your local gym and exposes hipster hacks effortlessly. Thank God for Norm.

    • @susanramirez
      @susanramirez 4 года назад +35

      I didn't realize they were supposed to be dressed up because the ones who called him out looked like crap themselves. It looked like she was wearing kneepads

  • @bigtime8924
    @bigtime8924 8 лет назад +3248

    "I call them Sandberg and the other couple of fellas." - hysterical

    • @OutdoorBlues
      @OutdoorBlues 5 лет назад +25

      bigtime89 who’s hysterical

    • @noob78
      @noob78 5 лет назад +3

      Why is this funny?

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 лет назад +53

      Because thats how rolling stone referred to them 😂

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 лет назад +4

      @oh... I didnt ask why it was funny.. aim that at dont wantto

    • @HarrySatchelWhatsThatSmell
      @HarrySatchelWhatsThatSmell 5 лет назад +34

      Norm is just too much for tight assed fuckers. lol

  • @greenspringvalley
    @greenspringvalley 10 лет назад +2685

    "I wish I had a time machine!"
    "Oh, to see that action..."
    "No, to take back my question."

    • @badapple65
      @badapple65 6 лет назад +16

      LOL!! The Best!

    • @acog_quarks8753
      @acog_quarks8753 5 лет назад +40

      That to murder Hitler comment was great even got Norm to laugh

    • @Botrytis18
      @Botrytis18 5 лет назад +11

      @@acog_quarks8753 Yeah, that was really original...

    • @acog_quarks8753
      @acog_quarks8753 5 лет назад +27

      @@Botrytis18 shut the fuck up

    • @leahdorothy
      @leahdorothy 5 лет назад +7

      i love the lonely island but that was so funny sldjkddjdksjskd

  • @jeffsullivan8085
    @jeffsullivan8085 9 лет назад +720

    during Samberg interview, "Oh, so the computer doesn't really work to make you a big hit." Man, he slipped that one in there and no one even noticed.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 лет назад +77

      Love how he's zinging the event he's at.

    • @Dwight_Lee
      @Dwight_Lee 5 лет назад +18

      @@Paulafan5 Watch him at the correspondents dinner, he did pretty much the same thing

    • @letourneauvt9566
      @letourneauvt9566 5 лет назад +45

      Literally roasted the entire event like it was nothing.

  • @Mc.Garnagle
    @Mc.Garnagle Год назад +81

    The real hero is the person behind the scenes who felt Norm was EXACTLY what this event needed.

  • @NoOne-us9xv
    @NoOne-us9xv 4 года назад +427

    You have to give Samberg some credit. He brought up Hitler, apropos of nothing, which I can only assume is because he knows that inappropriately bringing up Hitler is one Norm's core bits. I think he was trying to goad Norm into doing that.

  • @adamcormier9312
    @adamcormier9312 6 лет назад +654

    "She got cut by a f***ing sorcerer" amazing line LOL!

  • @DanXmas
    @DanXmas 8 лет назад +1271

    ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

    • @dantejager9296
      @dantejager9296 6 лет назад +3

      Whats that joke about ?

    • @FARecordsJF
      @FARecordsJF 6 лет назад +124

      @@dantejager9296 he's poking fun at the fact that they're not really stars, just some small RUclipsrs that nobody outside their RUclips niche knows.

    • @hammypie
      @hammypie 6 лет назад

      Dan Xmas lol I love it

    • @superintelligentapefromthe121
      @superintelligentapefromthe121 6 лет назад +7

      Morenstein!!!!

    • @bunnyblurrz
      @bunnyblurrz 6 лет назад +16

      @@dantejager9296 It's hilarious cause the sarcasm just oozes out from his voice

  • @alexalexson1849
    @alexalexson1849 4 года назад +666

    "Who's funnier than Sarah Silverman... except dudes" - Norm

  • @Ptrm594
    @Ptrm594 5 лет назад +1267

    Norm is great. But let's be honest. He's no Harley Morensteen.

  • @molanlabexm15
    @molanlabexm15 8 месяцев назад +49

    Norm Macdonald is the only reason anybody will ever remember this event for any reason.

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 7 месяцев назад +7

      I personally remember it for Clode Racine and Rafa Fine. All the stars were there!

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 7 месяцев назад +3

      Oh, and don't forget Harley Morenstein and comedian Culavai Lisa or whatever the nice lady said.

  • @deadright3118
    @deadright3118 8 лет назад +2150

    Sarah Silverman thinks she only dates magician types cause by the morning they all disappeared.

  • @untitled6981
    @untitled6981 8 лет назад +3898

    is this a documentary on the differences between a brilliant comedian and unfunny hipsters?

    • @untitled6981
      @untitled6981 8 лет назад +89

      PopeThunder oh i was more referring to the 2 hosts. I'm a big fan of sandberg :)

    • @joedirte530
      @joedirte530 8 лет назад +28

      +Nyb Mf sandberg had a good back and forth

    • @LostInTimeRecorings
      @LostInTimeRecorings 8 лет назад +136

      Sandberg seemed like the only person besides Norm who actually understood what was happening.

    • @filmgeekstudios4393
      @filmgeekstudios4393 8 лет назад +19

      Nah, kassem G is incredibly funny

    • @charlesjurgus
      @charlesjurgus 8 лет назад +13

      FilmGeek Studios Now that's funny.
      He's the next doll in my nebbish-hipster Barbie play-set--then I'll have the whole collection!

  • @imeprezime4764
    @imeprezime4764 6 лет назад +839

    "No offense but that sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook!"

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 5 лет назад +5

      Ime Prezime that was the best!

    • @ALEX-jr1pb
      @ALEX-jr1pb 5 лет назад +5

      I almost died just laughing at that 😂

    • @rockfish1000
      @rockfish1000 5 лет назад +21

      SOUNDS like commie gobbledygook? It WAS commie gobbledygook. Hahahaha

    • @themzone3562
      @themzone3562 5 лет назад +4

      Thats my fave Norm line lol.

    • @RealJackHQ
      @RealJackHQ 5 лет назад +3

      Ime Prezime If Norm is part of the collective, we’re fine. If not, commie crap is imminent. Lol

  • @DaWoWzer
    @DaWoWzer 5 лет назад +548

    Norm just destroyed every scene and the funniest part is I don't even think the other people knew they were being upstaged to the highest degree.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 5 лет назад +37

      Yeah most of them are too full of themselves to realize when they are being dunked on.

    • @Krullsmash
      @Krullsmash 4 года назад +40

      John Klise Samberg knew what was happening. Lol

    • @arseface2k934
      @arseface2k934 Год назад

      ​@Brian Williams I've always hated samberg but I have new respect for him after this. he was the only one on Norm's wavelength.

  • @BernieMadoff-qv5in
    @BernieMadoff-qv5in Год назад +85

    “If you keep bringing up Hitler they’re gonna ask you back Norm, which I know is what you want.” Sandberg got it..

  • @marc80s
    @marc80s 10 лет назад +529

    The "time machine" bit shows Norm is light years ahead of these other doofuses. They didn't even see the punchline coming.

    • @ShamblesDoctor
      @ShamblesDoctor 6 лет назад +8

      Ghostbusters3 Louis CK did that exact same punchline in an act back in the day though, I saw it coming for that reason.

    • @DonnyDealer
      @DonnyDealer 5 лет назад +25

      It's easy to recognize when you've grown up roasting and being roasted by your family and friends. It's fairly common in British and Canadian culture. Paraphrasing Ricky Gervais, "Once you've paid your way in life, the only thing left to do is have a laugh" It's the ability to laugh at AND be laughed at that separate these RUclips "stars" and a comedy giant such as Norm MacDonald. It's the difference from trying to be funny and being funny.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 лет назад +2

      @@DonnyDealer relax, lol

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 лет назад +2

      Shoulda added 'I woulda told him not to invade Russia in the winter'

    • @MrJohannson
      @MrJohannson 5 лет назад

      @@noahhurley-abelew6536 He invaded Russia in the summer though.

  • @NickTWO111
    @NickTWO111 9 лет назад +1223

    Jesus, I know it's damn near impossible to hang on Norm Macdonald's level but damn I thought most of these people were comics! He made them all look like a bunch of amateurs.

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 8 лет назад +31

      +Nicholas B Hacks is what they are.

    • @erikwright5982
      @erikwright5982 8 лет назад +16

      +G Even Conan O'brien can't keep up.

    • @NickTWO111
      @NickTWO111 8 лет назад +71

      Conan does pretty well with Norm and he's not even a comic. These people are supposedly "comics" and he's making them look like open mic 'ers. As far as talk show host went Stern used to play off Macdonald well. But he was at his best with Letterman.

    • @chesterbesterfeild
      @chesterbesterfeild 8 лет назад +2

      +Nicholas B look like?

    • @darkeons4688
      @darkeons4688 8 лет назад +89

      +Nicholas B I thought Adam Sandberg did well with Norm. He knew what he was doing and went along with it

  • @-The-Darkside
    @-The-Darkside 10 лет назад +423

    "I'd probably end up joining that shit"
    Brilliant

  • @justjazz784
    @justjazz784 5 лет назад +1561

    Jeff Ross was the only guy who could remotely keep up with Norm

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das 5 лет назад +399

      Sandberg did too

    • @WhispersOfaSilhouette
      @WhispersOfaSilhouette 5 лет назад +237

      A.J. Was about to say the same, I’m not a Sandberg fan but you can tell he understood Norms humor and added to the hitler bit 🤣 He earned respect from me for sure!

    • @theclimberupwards1169
      @theclimberupwards1169 5 лет назад +8

      And there he is hanging out in the background the whole time

    • @WAMMO678
      @WAMMO678 4 года назад +146

      BigL 90sFunk you can definitely tell he gets norm by the “if you keep bringing up hitler they’ll definitely ask you back for sure, which I know is what you want”. He knows exactly what norm is doing.

    • @NoOne-us9xv
      @NoOne-us9xv 4 года назад +102

      Samberg does fine. He makes it obvious that he knows what Norm is doing. Even him bringing up Hitler out of nowhere was an attempt to get Norm going, because he knows that's very much a Norm staple.

  • @twizz420
    @twizz420 5 лет назад +209

    ... and youtube never hired Norm for anything ever again
    and he lived happily ever after.

  • @JoJaDaRu
    @JoJaDaRu 9 лет назад +471

    It's a testament to Norm's skill that he manages to make this atrocity watchable and even more than that enjoyable.

  • @Ag-xy4gu
    @Ag-xy4gu 5 лет назад +407

    "He's an Arab if that helps!"

    • @Nihyre
      @Nihyre 5 лет назад +51

      A-rab

    • @thesixthsola
      @thesixthsola 5 лет назад +2

      I’ve watched this like four times and never noticed this joke before. Hilarious.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 5 лет назад

      Omg, when he said that I lost it! 😂

    • @patrick3020
      @patrick3020 4 года назад +7

      He is an acid tongued ARAB........

    • @heyguys7805
      @heyguys7805 4 года назад +1

      I GUFFAWED hearing that line.

  • @doubleas2380
    @doubleas2380 10 лет назад +433

    Norm saves us all from youtube tryhards.

  • @jasonwaterfalls9
    @jasonwaterfalls9 Год назад +42

    I imagine Norm was told by the producers to say "on RUclips" as much as possible.
    Norm: "So, on the computer..."

  • @lynagy20
    @lynagy20 6 лет назад +345

    "I'm no Harley Morenstein."

  • @vikingsbball21
    @vikingsbball21 8 лет назад +428

    I laugh every time Norm says "the computer"

  • @smt1199
    @smt1199 8 лет назад +464

    This is gold. Veteran comics destroying RUclipsrs trying to broadcast.

    • @dbcooprrr
      @dbcooprrr 8 лет назад +22

      RUclips celebrities are so much less talented than classic comedians. America has become a mediocre pit of shallow talentless hipsters.

    • @nathanallen9265
      @nathanallen9265 5 лет назад +7

      Almost none of them are RUclipsrs.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 5 лет назад +3

      dbcooprrr ok boomer

  • @brodobroggins
    @brodobroggins 9 лет назад +173

    A bunch of self righteous, untalented, awkward RUclips celebs, and then there's Norm.

    • @sisbrawny
      @sisbrawny 9 лет назад +4

      Scroto Saggins Self righteous and pretentious. Jerry Seinfeld was right about RUclips.

    • @tneper
      @tneper 9 лет назад +14

      Scroto Saggins The tubers are only funny when they have complete control of their set, can edit, cut, have time to write their material. Apparently they're not naturally witty or funny on the spot, and having someone brilliant like Norm there demonstrates the stark contrast between true comedic talent and people who are funny video editors...

    • @robbing_trains
      @robbing_trains 9 лет назад +1

      tneper so true

    • @tneper
      @tneper 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I actually liked his interview bits, they were pretty funny and all of them made me laugh, but it's clear that it requires a lot of editing and script writing to make it funny. Nothing compared to someone who's just a funny person, like Norm.

  • @LukeBrown6669
    @LukeBrown6669 5 лет назад +278

    It’s honestly impressive how good he is at staying comfortable, while keeping everyone else very tense, he even had jeff ross shaking for a second

  • @sadisticsparda
    @sadisticsparda Год назад +55

    samberg and norm shooting the shit and cutting off the hosts is the best part of the whole thing 😂

  • @bigtime8924
    @bigtime8924 8 лет назад +1418

    Norm called him an Acid-tongued Arab.

    • @skunkman777
      @skunkman777 8 лет назад +123

      "a-rab" lol

    • @Benjamin_Wolfson
      @Benjamin_Wolfson 5 лет назад +54

      Ass in tongued Arab

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 5 лет назад +25

      Only in 2014.

    • @unknownquantity4440
      @unknownquantity4440 5 лет назад +6

      @@Benjamin_Wolfson BINGO! That's EXACTLY what he said and how he said it. Brilliant!

    • @nolovedivision3882
      @nolovedivision3882 5 лет назад +26

      explain to the folks at home what an acid-tongued arab is

  • @johnf.hebert1409
    @johnf.hebert1409 9 лет назад +1778

    Without Norm...this is our future people. Those boring wannabe hacks. I welcome climate change.

    • @Mordred86
      @Mordred86 6 лет назад +54

      that is why i burn coal in my oven. doing my part, are you?

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 лет назад +5

      you know what...yeah. The Republican party doesn't even some that fucking unappealing anymore

    • @rachelhall4808
      @rachelhall4808 6 лет назад +1

      John F. Hebert yes! This!

    • @rachelhall4808
      @rachelhall4808 6 лет назад +3

      Mordred86 I fart all day in my mid 90’s gas guzzling truck.. I just keep that glorious truck running

    • @harrybarber3255
      @harrybarber3255 6 лет назад

      John F. Hebert Jesus Christ Norm still exists, chill out

  • @ca7582
    @ca7582 4 года назад +268

    "I'm sorry about bringing up Hitler"
    Kills me everytime

    • @evvignes
      @evvignes 4 года назад +11

      Sandberg actually brought up Hitler.

    • @UltrafineDeluxe
      @UltrafineDeluxe 4 года назад +2

      Sorey aboat bringing up Hitler

  • @molehansman247
    @molehansman247 6 лет назад +1136

    Norm's contempt for that insurance joke is hilarious.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 лет назад +54

      It was actually good, people think about insurance when it comes to medical care, Norm likely doesn't. If a younger new guy did Norm's joke they woulda laughed.
      But, yea, hilarious.

    • @danielnguyen7084
      @danielnguyen7084 5 лет назад +41

      @@noahhurley-abelew6536 That is valid. There's just a disconnect between the jokes. As in norm doesn't get nor care about these new ideas these guys are bringing so he just shits all over them. Like norm's thinking "why the hell are you talking about insurance for?" so it didnt work because it's a generational thing.

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 лет назад +2

      @@danielnguyen7084 indeed. Being about as old a millennial as possible, I'm in both worlds.

    • @loversandlosers
      @loversandlosers 5 лет назад +47

      Noah Hurley-Abelew yeah, Kassem is actually pretty witty but Norm is just too much of an asshole to give him the spotlight lol

    • @aguy1883
      @aguy1883 5 лет назад +4

      @@danielnguyen7084 also, an unfunny thing.

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico 2 года назад +55

    Only Norm could convince a Jewish man that he would be entranced by Hitler's beautiful eyes

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 2 года назад +4

      The host, Samberg, Ross, Willman and Silverman are all Jews...Here that Ye?

    • @pollosantamaria
      @pollosantamaria 2 года назад +4

      Norm was a jew? I didnt even knew he was sick!

  • @KamikazeChinaman
    @KamikazeChinaman 8 лет назад +650

    "RUclips Comedy"
    That's the real joke.

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 6 лет назад +2

      What do you think about CalebCity? He started on Vine, but during the great collapse, migrated to RUclips. He's a sketch comic if that helps.

    • @Avengerie
      @Avengerie 5 лет назад

      Yet here you are.

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 5 лет назад +4

      @Time Well Spent Don't know the guy, but knowing he comes from Vine is setting me up for disappointment.
      @Avengerie I'm always here for good old Norm, mate.

  • @nbadraft08
    @nbadraft08 5 лет назад +215

    I love how Norm points at Jeff Ross after the workahol joke because Jeff laughed. It’s like “hey I got ya” to a fellow comic.

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 Год назад +79

    I fucking love how uncomfortable Norm made these two nobodies. When Samburg realized what Norm was doing and started playing along, Norm's eyes lit up and he had an ear to ear smile

    • @lazycatchphrase8148
      @lazycatchphrase8148 Год назад +18

      It’s like their wavelengths aligned and they knew it was time to bring up Hitler and make everyone else squirm, lmao.

    • @lazycatchphrase8148
      @lazycatchphrase8148 Год назад +15

      Also, they cut it from this vid, but Samberg was the only one he hugged, the other guys got a handshake.

  • @ta3722
    @ta3722 4 года назад +151

    *"She got cut by a fuckin' sorcerer"* 😂😂😂😂

    • @MarkWilson-ij9jd
      @MarkWilson-ij9jd Год назад

      When Sarah was talking about long-haired close-up magicians being attracted to her, Norm said, "You like magic to be far away," Hahaha.

  • @wheezyfox80
    @wheezyfox80 6 лет назад +189

    “Hey Sara listen man...” lmao

  • @mattutley4592
    @mattutley4592 Год назад +51

    Norm said that after he appeared on Letterman he realized how the talk show format worked. The host is in on the joke, the audience is in on the joke, and the directors, writers and producers are in on it. The only person who isn't is the "guest". You are the joke and play it in that way (bombing or else wise). This is the perfect example of two hosts who are overmatched and "not in on the joke".

    • @Timlareit
      @Timlareit Год назад +2

      Kassem is actually a funny ass dude tho who can play off norm well. He’s not a normal douchey award host type guy

    • @Mike-zk5jc
      @Mike-zk5jc Год назад +1

      @@Timlareit just about nobody is going to be at the top of their game hosting the fucking RUclips Comedy Awards or whatever Norm's whole bit here is that it sucks and nobody cares

  • @DHOPW42
    @DHOPW42 8 лет назад +423

    Norm is a god among men.

    • @joedirte530
      @joedirte530 8 лет назад +1

      how do I upvote you?

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 8 лет назад +1

      His Bob Dole cemented him as a legend

    • @DonnyDealer
      @DonnyDealer 5 лет назад

      Those aren't men...

  • @xinsectoxurbanox
    @xinsectoxurbanox 8 лет назад +247

    "goddamn, I wish I had a time machine...to take back my question.." I'm literally in tears!! baahahahahaha

    • @Meltedcheese567
      @Meltedcheese567 5 лет назад +1

      Literally???

    • @shiftt.
      @shiftt. 5 лет назад +4

      The best is when Samberg says something and Norm responds "Yea.... No, to take back my question". Pretending to agree and suddenly stab you in the back with a kitchen plastic knife.

  • @117btn3
    @117btn3 5 лет назад +167

    The "Barfyman362" bit was amazing

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 Год назад +100

    I feel like andy Sanberg is underappreciated in this clip. He totally went with norm and bounced off him well.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Год назад +11

      Except for when he felt like he had to say "yes I would actually kill Hitler", as if saying he'd be enchanted by Hitler would cause some horrendous controversy

    • @gm7059
      @gm7059 Год назад +1

      wrong

    • @macklemorganfreeman8488
      @macklemorganfreeman8488 Год назад +14

      @@jimreily7538 he said it ironically I think. Had a joking tone when he said that

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 Год назад +15

      @@jimreily7538 I think he got a side glance from his agent telling him he should be more ad-safe.

    • @OrangeYTT
      @OrangeYTT Год назад +3

      @@MisterDutch93 Do people forget this was 2013? You could say shit like that back then and it wasn't the end of the world. Sandberg was obviously joking.

  • @C-Stanz
    @C-Stanz 9 лет назад +171

    ".. sometimes being a female on the internet is different than if, say, I were to post a video on the internet..."
    Oh right, Kassem. You haven't been profusely verbally abused in this comment section at all.

    • @acrustykrab
      @acrustykrab 6 лет назад +42

      He's an A-rab if that helps

    • @voodoomoss
      @voodoomoss 6 лет назад +17

      He's such an acid-tongued Arab.

    • @richardapplebaum4451
      @richardapplebaum4451 5 лет назад +2

      I love norm but he was the only one dropping f bombs and it seemed out of place and contributed nothing to the banter. A rare misjudment for him!

    • @kapteeniratto
      @kapteeniratto 5 лет назад +8

      When Norm interrupts the girls and says "I dont want to give him attention", he is actually right. The official line with threats by police and the fbi is that you dont make those public. Cause you give the person a feeling of success and encourage other people to copycat.

    • @seanmoore1068
      @seanmoore1068 5 лет назад

      F Stanz Who?

  • @JackSmith-lv7cp
    @JackSmith-lv7cp 6 лет назад +205

    "I'm just gonna keep following what's on the computer."
    Norm: "WE'RE ON THE COMPUTER!"
    this is the best

  • @coreytrevor1920
    @coreytrevor1920 Год назад +34

    The hosts were all flustered but norm is the only memorable part of this show

    • @fiend_gaming
      @fiend_gaming Год назад +9

      Nobody would've watched this if it wasn't for him.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Год назад +10

      That's because Internet personalities and "Influencers" are out of their element around someone with actual talent.

  • @oblivionfan345Tony
    @oblivionfan345Tony 8 месяцев назад +31

    Norm had that chick SEETHING when he mocked the "Buh" name.

  • @grindFish
    @grindFish 5 лет назад +155

    How to not get invited back to shitty corporate flog gigs ever again, bless you Norm

  • @Mellowspark1
    @Mellowspark1 9 лет назад +298

    I don't know a single one of these people besides Norm.

  • @tsukikrieger8467
    @tsukikrieger8467 Год назад +42

    Watching young people get uncomfortable with every word Norm says is brilliance

  • @CommissarJimbo
    @CommissarJimbo 6 месяцев назад +26

    "She got cut from a fucking Sorcerer!"
    I miss Norm so fucking much.

  • @Pheno01
    @Pheno01 5 лет назад +242

    "You're an acid-tongued arab" is one of the funniest things Norm has ever said

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 года назад +17

      And the way he pronounces Arab, it's almost a distraction from the fact that he just made the most random joke and it worked.

    • @garrybobbyphogeson721
      @garrybobbyphogeson721 4 года назад +18

      Катя Ятак it’s not random. He’s referring to acid attacks often performed in the middle east

  • @notsohandyandy
    @notsohandyandy 5 лет назад +141

    I've never seen someone sabotage a broadcast so joyfully

  • @markmontgomery7341
    @markmontgomery7341 8 лет назад +375

    that woman is realllllllllly hung up on herself. boring. norm hates them

    • @blahblah1501
      @blahblah1501 5 лет назад +34

      Watching her throw her hands up in frustration every time Norm cuts her off is the best part of this video.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад +2

      Do you feel good in your body?

    • @cold_static
      @cold_static 5 лет назад +1

      @Daytona Says What?!
      Does anyone feel good in yours?

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад

      @@cold_static Depends. Why, you want a piece?

    • @cold_static
      @cold_static 5 лет назад +7

      @Daytona Says What?! I'm just an old lump of coal trying to find a lady & convince her to let me lie down on top of her.

  • @jasonofcompsci
    @jasonofcompsci 9 лет назад +278

    Norm is always the funniest guy in the room on every show but his own show. He needs to go onto more people's shows because cause he needs to have a set to tear down.

    • @mopground
      @mopground 9 лет назад +49

      jasonofcompsci he needs to host a late night show where guests come on and interview him

    • @XcaptainXobliviousX
      @XcaptainXobliviousX 9 лет назад +18

      mopground that's fucking brilliant

    • @gillybuzz
      @gillybuzz 6 лет назад +7

      His podcast was fucking hilarious, what are you talking about?

    • @ancientloredude
      @ancientloredude 6 лет назад +5

      That’s how you understand Norm’s style of comedy. He sees superficiality and then pokes a stick at it the rest of the show.

    • @rwsh6536
      @rwsh6536 6 лет назад +1

      imagine him on the eric andre show

  • @ScaryPoke
    @ScaryPoke Год назад +52

    9:15 “She got cut by a fuckin’ sorcerer!”
    “It’s her own fault for havin’ a fuckin’ sorcerer on the show!”

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 Год назад +4

      He said exactly those things! Have you got management yet, with your talent for mimicry and my good looks and endless talent we could go far kid! 💯👌

    • @ScaryPoke
      @ScaryPoke Год назад +6

      @@damotheman4196 it’s not endless talent if you’re constantly and habitually harvesting and slurpin’ down the blood of children like some kind a fuckin’ sorcerer 💯👌 i’ll have no fuckin’ sorcerers on my show

    • @damotheman4196
      @damotheman4196 Год назад

      @@ScaryPoke Brilliant 🤣 "pay up fcuker"

  • @jfxdillon
    @jfxdillon 7 месяцев назад +42

    This Kassem G fella definitely doesn’t own a doghouse.

    • @STOCKHOLM07
      @STOCKHOLM07 6 месяцев назад +7

      Definitely in the Film Actors Guild.

  • @simoncurtis8016
    @simoncurtis8016 6 лет назад +159

    "Don't put your credit card on it yet"
    On RUclips at a RUclips event 😂😂

  • @BradPow
    @BradPow 8 лет назад +54

    "oh so the computer doesn't really work to make you famous?" - the most brilliant trap/setup for a joke ever

  • @jangcarangers4919
    @jangcarangers4919 6 лет назад +739

    Norm represents every commenter RUclips hates and tries to ignore.

    • @johndowns3839
      @johndowns3839 5 лет назад +49

      Not really. He's actually a very intelligent guy, who's even gotten laid a few times in his life

    • @rory787
      @rory787 5 лет назад +44

      @@johndowns3839 he means because mainstream companies like RUclips don't like norm because he roasts the fuck out of people and outfinnies them all he wasn't attacking norm

    • @noahhurley-abelew6536
      @noahhurley-abelew6536 5 лет назад

      @@johndowns3839 ahahahahahaha

  • @mikegarza1129
    @mikegarza1129 2 года назад +52

    “She got cut by a fucking sorcerer”

    • @nf5011
      @nf5011 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @MikeyMuse52
    @MikeyMuse52 5 лет назад +88

    Sarah tries to bash Norm. Says.. "You know, you used to do the weekly update(snl skit)" Norm responds - "yeah i know, being here makes me realize I need to be on television again" hahaahah

  • @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson
    @ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson 5 лет назад +68

    "How do you guys feel in your bodies? Do you feel healthy and strong?" What kind of a question is that??

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 4 года назад +1

      Really tho

    • @thegoldenhomard8150
      @thegoldenhomard8150 4 года назад +7

      She's trying to be quirky and cute.Actually without trying she's a boring snooze.

    • @HOBaRT_
      @HOBaRT_ 4 года назад +2

      They sound like fighting words

  • @Mundane05
    @Mundane05 9 лет назад +239

    Yeah, this was cringeworthy... I mean this chick and Kassem are supposed to be 'comedians', why the hell were they trying so hard to be robotic hosts reading prompters and not knowing what to do when Norm goes off-script? Geeze...

    • @walkergillette3918
      @walkergillette3918 9 лет назад +25

      because they like most celebs these days, have no talent

    • @Rebound443
      @Rebound443 9 лет назад +26

      Mundane05 probably because they are humans and might be intimidated? norm's been a comedian for much longer than them so it makes sense that he'd be way more comfortable going off book as they probably have a lot more on the line

    • @afroninjadeluxe
      @afroninjadeluxe 9 лет назад +29

      Mundane05 norm schooled the hipster retards who are just reading a script like robots.

    • @Rebound443
      @Rebound443 9 лет назад +7

      afroninjadeluxe when you use the word hipster you sound like a curmudgeon with pants up to his belly button telling kids to get off his lawn, you seem to hate them because of the way they dress which is fucking stupid, at least hate them for their performance

    • @BeatsFromDP
      @BeatsFromDP 9 лет назад +16

      Those fucking hipsters performed terribly. Yep that sounds better.

  • @paulymcfly
    @paulymcfly 9 лет назад +309

    I'd love to see a show where Norm just pisses off hipster

    • @GoatMen
      @GoatMen 6 лет назад +5

      You just saw one.

    • @P0lkoli
      @P0lkoli 6 лет назад +9

      He is not pissed off ffs. If you can appreciate norms comedy it shouldn't be hard to see that the acid tongued arab is playing a character

  • @cenasgay9111
    @cenasgay9111 8 лет назад +155

    I watch this at least once a month

    • @sirwoodofeast9497
      @sirwoodofeast9497 6 лет назад +4

      I am now picking up your tradition. What are we going to call this day?

    • @GoofRebelMusic
      @GoofRebelMusic 5 лет назад

      Ok. But where can i watch the full broadcast.

  • @OfficialPlasticHands
    @OfficialPlasticHands 6 лет назад +530

    “Hey Sarah listen man, Congratulations”
    “That’s the hundredth time that jokes been done tonight”
    Norm somehow always gets away with murder in plain sight.

    • @MrRDRII
      @MrRDRII 5 лет назад +64

      OfficialPlasticHands if you listen you can hear Sarah say “Fucker” after he says that lololol

    • @lonewolf3314
      @lonewolf3314 5 лет назад +39

      She hates the word man, with coleration with female, she is a feminist, and here is Norm calling her man. Hahaha priceless

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 4 года назад +14

      @@lonewolf3314 lol, she doesn't give a shit what Norm calls her, she's a comic first. And being a pro she knows when Norm's around you've just gotta ride along with him cuz he's controlling the room.

    • @sleepyatlas9066
      @sleepyatlas9066 4 года назад +3

      @@martyjehovah wow, he controls a room? They make remotes for that now?

    • @redwolf0331
      @redwolf0331 4 года назад +16

      He gets away with murders because he has O.J.'s lawyers.

  • @kennytesta9312
    @kennytesta9312 Год назад +31

    Sarah Silverman trying to goof on Norm for getting fired from SNL. Meanwhile her tenure was so short lived most people don’t even know she was on the show.

  • @tolkus53
    @tolkus53 8 лет назад +49

    that girl doesn't know she has no control over it.

  • @wiltchamberlain1928
    @wiltchamberlain1928 Год назад +44

    "No, you can't rape my mother with a knife" - Norm

    • @WhoopiCushion
      @WhoopiCushion 8 месяцев назад

      Was Baffyman asking for permission ? 😂

  • @RobwithoneB
    @RobwithoneB Год назад +46

    Norm single handedly made this funny

  • @TheTrueNarthumpulous
    @TheTrueNarthumpulous Год назад +56

    I think Norm recognized the hypocrisy of them wanting to borrow his star power to legitimize the event, but not wanting to let him be himself. He recognized the pretentious snobbery of all the fake, sycophantic people involved and just went full on savage mode on them. Instead of having fun with him and playing off of his humor, they just took it to the ass and resented being outshined by him and robbed of their big moment.
    Pretty brutal, but still funny.

    • @ryanl5460
      @ryanl5460 Год назад +8

      I don’t like Jenny or the other guy but I feel like they took it decently considering they’re V list celebs trying to kiss Hollywood boots at that point in their careers. Having said that, Norm is so many tiers above anyone at that whole event

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 10 месяцев назад +8

      The hypocrisy was the worst aspect of it..

    • @TheTrueNarthumpulous
      @TheTrueNarthumpulous 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@nothajzl Definitely not the rape.

  • @bort_hill
    @bort_hill Год назад +29

    Norm saying he wants a time machine to unask his question almost made me wake my kid up 💀💀

  • @bernkbestgirl
    @bernkbestgirl 10 лет назад +101

    "He's an a-rab if that helps." Lmaoooo

  • @jordanhartmann1745
    @jordanhartmann1745 8 лет назад +105

    norm is like 5 orders of magnitude above these guys' heads

  • @KevinGeneFeldman
    @KevinGeneFeldman 10 лет назад +259

    Leave it to the guy in the bow tie to chime in with a pandering feminism question.

    • @okramoffacebook1381
      @okramoffacebook1381 6 лет назад +1

      GeorgeBonanza a well experienced craftsman, with beginners acting like chums

    • @johnnysolami
      @johnnysolami 6 лет назад +24

      Lol the little bitch was like "hey, so, how does it feel like...being super oppressed and stuff? Being called names on the internet pretty much like a civil rights movement and im your "ally" in this fight

    • @macbeth8393
      @macbeth8393 6 лет назад +2

      Well it's a RUclips event

    • @hopperthemarxist8533
      @hopperthemarxist8533 5 лет назад +2

      GeorgeBonanza it’s not a feminism question you fucken idiot women are obviously underrepresented so he’s trying to relate to their experience. Sorry you can’t relate because you have a white male victim complex and you have your head so far up your ass

    • @sammyboy8102
      @sammyboy8102 5 лет назад +11

      @@hopperthemarxist8533 Dumbass niggas be like

  • @Hyperslob
    @Hyperslob Год назад +28

    Norm was controlling the entire thing, they thought Norm hosting a show was going to go according to the script😂

  • @scottholliday5022
    @scottholliday5022 6 лет назад +71

    I love he's just wearing a hoodie and sweatpants like he's at home watching a football game

  • @orecoast1
    @orecoast1 8 лет назад +171

    Orville Redenbacher's fluffer

  • @phoenixsplash135
    @phoenixsplash135 9 лет назад +316

    Jesus that womans voice.. kill me now

    • @SamuelLJacksonsFish
      @SamuelLJacksonsFish 8 лет назад +11

      +phoenixsplash135 Seriously, who hired her to professionally speak to people?

    • @pr0vaporizer468
      @pr0vaporizer468 8 лет назад +10

      she sounds like that girl from parks and rec " give me more money daddy pweeze"

    • @Khanalas
      @Khanalas 8 лет назад +6

      +phoenixsplash135 huh. I liked it, it's refreshing to hear something that isn't "default female announcer voice"

    • @maxwellpemberton
      @maxwellpemberton 8 лет назад +31

      +Pr0Vaporizer she is that girl

    • @AOTS123
      @AOTS123 8 лет назад +6

      I think she is really good looking

  • @haithemhasna
    @haithemhasna Год назад +70

    “He’s an Arab if that helps”

  • @alancontreras5699
    @alancontreras5699 Год назад +34

    Sarah: Norm! Thanks for dressing up.
    Norm: Sarah! Listen man - congratulations that’s the 100th time that jokes been done tonight.

    • @rfgson
      @rfgson Год назад +3

      ...then straight into "what the fuck is this Jash shit." An instantaneous one, two combination... a little deflation by not acknowledging Sarah was a founder, then inferring it was shit in the same breath. (it wasn't shit, doubt norm thought so either, just don't come at him with an burn attempt or your gonna have a bad time).

  • @helpAHHHH
    @helpAHHHH 10 лет назад +53

    Not only is Norm the funniest on here by far, but no one can even keep up with him.

    • @luukeluketer1024
      @luukeluketer1024 10 лет назад +3

      Ofcourse....He's the only apex stand up.....

  • @Boro87
    @Boro87 Год назад +34

    6:19 i died when he said 'dont put your creditcard on it' the hosts felt so scared and awkward 😂😂

  • @spooneater9001
    @spooneater9001 Год назад +34

    3:18 the man beat norm at his own game and Norm loved it. Respect.

    • @Boro87
      @Boro87 Год назад

      He was to puss to double down on it 5 though

  • @christophervalentin1486
    @christophervalentin1486 Год назад +26

    “God damn I wish I had a Time Machine…… no to take back my question” LMAO

  • @PLATOLOSOPHY
    @PLATOLOSOPHY 4 года назад +70

    “ive never heard the world collective without Leon Trotsky.” dead

    • @ckiddings1
      @ckiddings1 2 года назад

      So funny. She plugs Her thing and He comes back with "commie gobbledygook" omg XD

  • @dustypribor
    @dustypribor Год назад +26

    "Listen man sorry about bringing up Hitler" kills me every time