Norm MacDonald's Hilarious Take on War: You Won't Stop Laughing!
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
- In this side-splitting video, we dive into the brilliant mind of the legendary comedian Norm Macdonald as he delivers his uproarious thoughts on war. With his unique wit and impeccable timing, MacDonald takes a hilarious approach to a serious subject, leaving us in stitches with his comedic genius!
Prepare to be entertained and enlightened by MacDonald's one-of-a-kind humour. With his razor-sharp wit, he artfully dissects the complexities of war, revealing the absurdity and irony hidden beneath the surface. Norm MacDonald's delivery is masterful, ensuring that every punchline lands with maximum impact, eliciting uncontrollable laughter.
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“I never even knew he was sick.” Norm’s final joke to all of us was going back listening to his stuff and seeing all of the now obvious hints that he would drop to us.
💯💪
Then Bill Burr saying that exact same thing unironically when he found out Norm passed. That was the ultimate joke
@alanlopez not just bill Burr but several others were goaded from beyond the grave into the "didn't know he was sick" line. Norm was otherworldly.
No it was a joke not some secret message of his illness... You internet people are all narcissists.
And the "I'm pretty sure that's a draw" cancer joke.
Only Norm MacDonald could make Howard Stern shut up and listen to a long joke.
Twelve minutes in and I’m rolling…. listening to the Dirty Johnny story.
Satellite radio shut Howard stern up 20 years ago. Good riddance. He morphed into a lefty cuck anyway
@@SDW90808that one is so damn good. He tells a more polished version of the joke on his podcast. Just search norm dirty Jonny and you’ll find it. I like that version better 🍻
I'm surprised stern didn't constantly interrupt
Stern used to be funny, but now he just sucks. Dude has gone full woke, he’s insufferable now.
Norm is part comedian, part troll, part storyteller, part dad joke book, part habitual line stepper all wrapped up into a genius of a man.
I feel like your comment would be perfect if you added “anti-“ before those but yes 🤣
I'm sorry did you just use Habitual Linestepper? We got a true Dave Chappelle fan here.
That's the best I've ever heard it put
Samberg doubling down on Norm’s Hitler joke about “falling under the gaze of his fuckin’ beautiful eyes” says a lot about Samberg. I really like that guy!
i felt the same way. good on him
he didnt double down, he pussied out in the end and ruined the joke
This is one of the clips that affirm for me: Norm was never happier than when people added to his joke
@@lilhyena7534Two things….First, Samberg only backtracked after the joke was done. And second, you have to remember, this is his job. It’s what he does for money so he can pay bills. He has a wife and two kids, and he is living in America, where if one person says something offended him or her, his job could be in jeopardy. In his shoes, after he said you could “get locked in the gaze” and start thinking “this guy is making a lot of sense,” to keep my job, I would have done the exact same thing. So if that’s a pussy, I’m a pussy. But all I saw was a man trying to support his family.
Yeah, he had a genuine fondness for that ole chunk of coal, often spoke about him. The lady introduced them and norm said ". Or as i call them, Samberg and the other two guys" 😂😂 brilliant. And the way it was taken was brillliant too. 👏
“They’re all foreigners” 😂😂
I didn't even know they were sick.
😂😂
Wrong audience, such a good line
*you know
"He took that Kalashnikov and he let it sway like a farmer would a scythe. And the bullets came and just as hay would fall before a farmer so the people fell before Uncle Terry, the men, the women, and by God even the children . . ."
Norm Macdonald was an artist, an absolute Michelangelo with words.
If I remember correctly Norm was a literature major, but he also has that part where he says “no one likes a comedian smarter than you”. He was smart enough to not act too smart.
@@sperrfeuer4158He had a Math degree
His book is an absolute delight to read
@@laikaproductions8062 not that it really matters, but according to wikipedia he didn't have any degrees so I think we both misremember. he studied math and philosophy at Carleton but dropped out, then "briefly" journalism/broadcasting at Algonquin. regardless, he was clearly an educated man because I remember seeing several interviews where he briefly talks about literature
i love sandberg and norm's chemistry while everyone else walks on eggshells..."wait, there might've been something to this guy."
Not really. Sandberg immediately backtracks 20 seconds later.
@@ageofgaslightenmenthe was a good middle man lol he was still putting in jabs at the end
correct@@ageofgaslightenment sandberg passed out immediately
"I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler."
Lmao. Norm just piling on the discomfort, making everyone except Sandberg squirm.
@@ageofgaslightenmentyeah, it would have been funnier if Sandberg doubled down on not killing Hitler.
the dirty johnny story was not a joke, it was poetry, same as the moth joke, norm elevated the art and for that he'll always be remembered
Moth joke is LIT !!! LOL
wife is in a coma joke.. My fav
It was a *LIFE LESSON*
Way to ruin them 👏🏼
@@rancidcrawfish That's right, keep coloring those emojies proper! 👍👍
I just wanna thank the people on this thread that mentioned specific Norm jokes. Everyone that is now awake on my floor thanks you as well, I think. 👍
I can’t relate to people who don’t find Norm to be the funniest comic who ever lived.
Ignore those people. You don't need them in your life.
"Funniest" is nonsense for artists. But Norm's absurdist ramblings teeter on a fine line...I've come to regard him as a genius while at the same time often wanting to punch him in the face.
Norm is a comic for layman and simpletons. He is not particularly sophisticated. I think you will find the pool of individuals that find him to be the funniest comic who ever lived, very very small. Leaving you with few to relate to. Norm is talented to be sure, and his gimmicks are subtle, but his humor is not particularly intelligent as many profess. I can think of at least 20 overall better comics off the top of my head. Comedy is subjective, however, so I don’t disparage your opinion, just the idea that you only relate to people who would agree with you on this.
@@gryfinryder I'm sorry I cannot agree with this. He had a long and varied career, with some success and some failures. He was featured in a wide variety of formats and mediums, and remained relevant for decades. The idea that his comedy was tailored for 'laymen/simpletons' or that he himself wasn't accomplished enough in his craft is just not true.
@@gryfinryder I would comment, but I rather not associate with folks simply not sophisticated enough to fully appreciate Norm's humor.
The story about uncle Terry was one of the most insane stories I’ve ever heard 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Uncle Phil tops it
The teacher’s reaction to the story is absolutely hilarious
...As long as you absorbed the moral of the story, it was worth it.
Funniest part was imagining it being told by a child to a room full of other children 😂
Norm's idea of a silver tongued devil is a guy with a delicious cheese sandwich and the craziest fucking van you've ever seen.
Oh this? Oh it's just a cheese sandwich.
What you like em or something?
.....
Y'know, I got a van full of em.
The van doesn’t need to be full of cheese sandwiches. Unless you want to be known for your detailed work.
❤
“The more I learn about the guy, the more I don’t care for him” one of the best lines
The guy was just naturally funny. Damn. So effortless.
He is, but it is not effortless! He was always locked in. Rip norm
He would work 280 days a year on the road writing and polishing his act.
Anything but effortless. He worked til he died
It comes across effortless because of all the effort he has put in.
He is a lot of things, but his comedy is anything but effortless imo
"You didnt know who Hitler was.."
"Yea, like many of us, I didnt."
That one already had me 🤣
“It’s all ass over tea kettle wrong”
He was the master at the long tales with lame but kinda humorous punchlines.... But the charismatic storytelling along the way is what sold it. LEGEND
It's like taking dad jokes to a WHOLE next level
@@Skinnyorangemusic I grew up with Norm on SNL as a kid and absolutely adored him. The great thing about Norm was he made you feel special or accepted or something for "getting" him. I know now that people online just fawn over him and that's great but back in the day you were sort of an outsider for loving Norm because he was so unorthodox and it was always awesome to find another genuine Norm fan "in the wild".
Just stumbled upon this by chance and it just happens to be two years on the day since we lost this comedic giant. His jokes will always live on
Always man 🤜🤛
reading his not-memoir right now. very good.
I didn’t even know he was sick.
We missed his views on covid and the fall of America.
@@aquatarkus2022 we are really missing his unfinished books and his memoir adaptation starring Mark Normand
Norm makes five people get afraid for their careers with one joke
6:30 "I didn't even know he was sick". Man...
I've been watching this a couple of hours after an edible. I noticed letterman was laughing a few times then I looked and it's a still picture😂
Holy crap I just experienced the same thing!!!
Bro 😂
I didn't even know Norm OR Hitler were sick.
Hitler was sick in love with dogs and volkswagens
He fought cancer to a draw.
I never saw them together in the same room..
Me either
Sick heil
His Germany going to war with the world bit is one of the best bits of stand up ever written.
Oh yeah
My favorite Norm bit by far.
RUclips is great for two reasons:
1. Norm MacDonald will live forever in video form
2. Videos of that tragedy
Aaah, you reminded me of it
5:25
Norm loved how Andy kept up with the bit
"The land was uneven" - LMAO
"I don't want drugs. That's wrong."
Every single host who ever had Norm on knew to just sit back and let him tell his whole paced and detailed story, the punch line was worth it. My fave was the "Moth Story".
““I know nothing I see nothing” a lot less funny when you realize that was the cornerstone of the Nuremberg defense” is so goddamn funny underrated norm joke
i dont get it
@@austinlittke5580 hogans hero’s was a comedy tv show that was based in a nazi camp. A German character had a repeat line “I see nothing” referencing the atrocities that“No nazi saw” happen during the holocaust. People being exterminated lends few hands to comedy. Yet, it’s subjective. Norm was subjective.
The slow burn of the “Little Johnny” joke was epic. It was so long and halting Norm lost his way a few times. 😂
Never ;)
Norm must have hated the Stern interview. They're all laughing before he tells the joke. They laugh at the dumbest parts of the joke. True professional, to keep telling the joke.
Callin Hitler a dork is 10/10
Norm never seems like hes trying too hard, he's just enjoying the moment and it's so much fun to watch him as he acts absurd in the spotlight
Norm created new jokes that will be told for hundreds of years if we are lucky. Jokes like "Closeted Gay", "I didn't even know he was sick", "...a real jerk"... He truly was a genius of English.
I’m here because I was recalling that time years ago this one time I tuned into a You Tube awards livestream and I’d never seen Norm McDonald in my life but in the midst of everyone there there that was in expensive clothes and makeup there was this guy sitting one the couch in sweat pants and a hoodie dishing out every god damn thing these people didn’t want to hear
@@dejuren1367 it's in this video...
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718you stuck at reading or something?
5:35 It's amazing how Andy Samberg immediately understood and joined in on the joke. lol
I love how he wears a suit to Howard Stern
Holy crow, you're right, that is incredible 😂😂😂
'Hitler died 50 years ago? I didn't even know he we was sick' - absolute classic joke 🤣
Andy Samberg getting Norm to fall back with laughter will always be my favorite memory.
I love that he offended that chick and Andy Samberg rolled with him haha😂😂
"fruity bicycle" :D :D :D
That last story.. You will laugh. And then hours go by, even days, and it pops up again, and it’s even funnier 😂 My gosh, Norm was insane 😂😂😂😂
norm i swear man you one bold guy. you have more balls after death than most of us who supposed to be living
“Ass over teakettle wrong....”.
Norm is a legend. There is nobody that even comes close to Norm in comedy.
As the Germans say . " Third time lucky."
Alle guten Dinge sind drei. xD
Like the national socialist in Argentina say: Hey, USA, you have a go!
It gets glossed over by some of the more obvious killers but one of the smartest, most insightful things ever said in comedy was during the scrabble bit.
The part about the blanks, he just kind of wedged it in there, was so insanely genius I can't really wrap my mind around it. I've wondered since seeing that bit if there really is a guy that's all based on or if Norm just conjured the entire scenario.
Andy Samberg being the only one who the jokes DIDN'T fly over the head.
...Everyone else too terrified of being canceled to be funny...
Oh man that last dirty Johnny joke has me cry laughing.
I love it when people keep laughing when Norm is telling his jokes. They got no idea wtf the punchline is going to be but it's going to be good!
The chickens...survived easily....they frolicked.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heard the dirty Johnny joke several times. never ceased to be funny. No one can tell it like Norm. RIP.
When Norm is on a live show I picture stressed people in headphones holding clip boards waving their arms, mouthing “cut to commercials” and old Norm smiling even more.
I can listen to this guy non stop his simplicity is the show
one thing becomes very clear in this time after Norms death, he was a comedians comedian, we got snipetts of his humor, but people who knew him personally got the full monty.
Keeping a straight face during the dirty johnny joke, for 5 damn minutes, in a room full of people lauging, is super impressive to me
man I was so buying the whole Dirty Johnny Vietnam story right up to the point he said he carried two Kalashnikovs, 3 or 4 Glocks and a couple of hand grenades. Glocks were invented in 1985. There were NO glocks in Vietnam. I am officially calling cap on this story.
1:26 - the purest voice of all time
Gotta love the hogans hero’s reference
"what you call something that's bigger than a country but smaller than a galaxy? Earth!"
It's jokes on jokes with this guy.
I am so grateful for this man. His levity is missed but he left us with enough to see it out. He's on his own level, the enlightened comic, fearless, ego less
Amazing - this makes me sad - but so happy we have all the material on RUclips to watch for the rest of our lives. Thanks NORM!!! Thanks to all that gave him gigs and airtime. What a great piece on Stern's show.
If Norm's father stopped going to Holland because he is now dead will Norm stopped going because now he's dead? Or will he just break the cycle and keep going?
Hopefully it won’t be a fruity cycle
Dylan’s got it covered
That one chick who got all mentally ill over hypothetical time machine hitler was goofy.
well that whole panel is jewish save for norm and kassem g lol
That dirty Terry story was incredible 😂
Norm, Bob, Dave... all hanging out. Having a good ol' time.
I like how you show the still from Norm interviewing Dave in the segment where Dave interviewed Norm
Waiting for norms punchlines were like waiting to open your xmas presents. You never knew if you were getting something amazing or socks. Either you got a great joke or the joke was on you.
Kudos to Andy Samberg for freely chopping it up about hitler with the most dangerous comedian in hollywood.
It's unfortunate to look back now and realize Norm is likely all puffy due to fluid retention as a side effect from chemotherapy drugs. RIP Norm
Really? I thought he was prepared for a movie role with the added weight. Hollywood always needs a fat guy.
No, he got fat before the cancer
You wouldn't think anything considering he'd always make that "fat fucking face" joke
@@DoctorCyanhe had cancer during the last interview in this video
And the cheese sandwiches
never knew he told the dirty johnny joke twice. he managed to deliver it both times, really impressive to remember a joke as long winded as that one and have it work a second time. i miss him
"Thank god for the hatchery, where would we be?" 😂😂😂
6:05 Lol, new low? If it wasn't for Norm, no one would've ever remembered this stupid red carpet live show 30 seconds after it was over.
You know with this BYO Fitness thing, the more I learn about it the more I care for it 😁
Thanks again for the Norm content 🙌
Solid channel, probably owns a doghouse
"The Dutch were so grateful for what the Canadians had done."
Thank God for the hatchery.
Uncle Terry never cared for it
The earth was uneven..
In that last story Norm tells about "dirty Johnny" i always felt he was addressing the room directly regarding how Howard Essentially abandoned Artie when he was down & out
He’s told this story on a bunch of things.
Sandburg gets Norm’s funny
crazy knowing this legend came from my hometown
And again they chose their foe as the world.
Miss this guy so much. Thanks for the comp.
I love how he could go on with a random story for as long as he was allowed lol and even then he had resistance to stop LOL
Uncle Terry was a good man
😂
“The more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him”
It would be difficult to imagine anyone doing this joke but Norm.
Norm is the GOAT
I'll never stop watching Norm
I miss Norm to bad I never got to see him live.
Look up Noel Mason-MacFarlane who was miltary attache in Berlin just before the war. He offered to assasinate Hitler after one day his motorcade passed beneath his lodgings window. He realised he could just have drooped a grenade into the open car. He offered to do it at the next oppertunity. The Britsh intellegence and diplomats thought he was mad.
There were hundreds of such plots. Hitler really kept moving, thwarting most of them. Most heartbreaking to me are the two in Shirer's book, the one in the German museum where Hitler was stopping by to look at new uniforms...and, of course, Valkyrie/Stauffenberg. SO CLOSE! ...And both would have likely been the difference between reverting to pre-war peace and several million more pointless murders...
I would probably fall under the influence of his blue eyes 😲
A genuinely funny guy. RIP Norm ❤
There will never be another Norm Macdonald. His genius was so underrated. He loved to make people feel awkward too, I loved that about him. Fearless.
“Thank God for the Hatchery!”
The youtube awards thing is literally the funniest thing, the other 2 hosts just listening to Samberg, and Norm just casually talking about Hilter. More footage of the event is under "DVDuring"
I love how Norm was subtly mocking the 4 jews surrounding him at the red carpet event.
God damn I wish I had a Time Machine!
To take back my question
'Fruity bicycle' is the name of my new band. 😁 Thanx Norm!
The stern joke is crazy good.
That only he can tell. Couldn't imagine anyone doing it being half as funny.
I miss Norm. I really do. His long jokes tested my patience sometimes, but he was truly a comedic genius and seemingly a really nice, if not odd, guy.
"The Woooorld!!! 😂😂😂
The way this title is written makes it seem like Norm's take on war is that it's hilarious
Man, everyone is so touchy