Norm Macdonald Tells His 7-Minute “Dirty Johnny” Joke (2016)
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2022
- Norm Macdonald tells Howard a “Dirty Johnny” joke during his 2016 visit to the Stern Show.
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@@timcistone1431 ll
Llll) 4:38
"the land was uneven" is such a fantastic line
"The earth was uneven," too!
The chickens survived easily; they frolicked.
@@sushimaster77 too good
Sounds biblical
@@k-mart7475 i am in your closet
9/14 was a national tragedy. It's the day we lost Norm.
Legend
Why'd you laugh at that?
Oh, don't laugh at 9/14
I’m down a rabbit hole of Norm, I had no idea it was today
More of a regional tragedy if you ask me lol rip norm you’ll be missed
I don’t know why, but my favorite part of Norm’s joke is when he interjects “thank god for the hatchery!”
Me too
Where would we be?
@@martino5742we’d all be lost
It's just so funny how he adds depth and backstory to this joke
So much societal criticism pressed into such a simple injection
“The chickens survived easily…they frolicked.”
Lmao
This is true performance art. He could read the phone book and hold your attention and make you laugh until it hurts
@Dennis McConnell 😂😂😂
I think it was Marjorie
The whole joke, was funnier than the punchline. Just Norm's commitment to the way he tells long jokes like this had me cracking up so hard. RIP Norm
That’s most likely the point
@@dillonbird4645 not most likely, that is the point.
No…………..shit.
Yes, that’s the whole point,
the joke was that there really was no punchline
i start laughing automatically when norm says "and by god"
There is no way I could tell this same joke and make anyone laugh. Norm’s magic is that he can do that.
I've tried a dozen times. You are correct
The reactions I get is exactly what you would expect 😂
Props to Howard for reading the room and understanding a master storyteller was talking.
Howards a great radio show host. He’d make an incredible late night show host as well
Anything is better than Howard talking, or Robin cackling. This is probably about the only Howard clip I can bear to watch.
@@midnightrider2342 true lol
Props to Gary you mean, more than likely he spent ages convincing Howard to let this masterpiece to happen 😂😂😂😂😂
This is the only joke that turns into a Cormac Mccarthy novel and then turns back into a joke
Going to pick up Blood Meridian soon. My first novel by him. Good place to start?
@@Fafafohivery good place, amazing book
@@friend-nn2zk thank you!
@@Fafafohiso how was it?
@@Dunmerdog haven’t picked it up yet. Still need to finish the two books I’m reading now. But thanks for asking!
Norm's "by God!" he usually throws in during a bit always makes me laugh, I don't know why.
and by God, even the children
"My father always told this joke."
Makes me think ol' MacDonald senior told this joke every year during Christmas dinner.
That bastard still owes me 5 bucks
@@AstroBear11 E I E I O
@Rhah Nabunaid
"ol' MacDonald senior" - I think you mean 'ol Gypsy Jack Macdonald'
Only when his brother Terry couldn't make it for dinner.
This is a great holiday tradition that I’m going to introduce to my family.
When the teacher says HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING STORY IS THAT? I literally fucking lost it. Hearing Howard chuckling throughout the joke just adds to the build up. What a goddamn legend. RIP Norm!
I also love that the teacher calls one of her students 'Dirty Johnny'. Got to be a blow to any child's morale!
"The chickens survived, they frolicked."
No one can tell a joke like this and make it funny like Norm. RIP Legend
I love that the teacher has to grapple with her responsibility to let poor dirty Johnny speak
One of the most underrated parts of the joke:
Teacher asks what the moral of the story is.
“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch out of the eggs”
Teacher says well you could probably shorten it a little.
Could someone please explain why thats funny? Shorten it a little? Shorten what
@@BakelitTV It's funny because the traditional saying is "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". That's why the teacher says you could shorten it.
Explain to the folks at home why this line is underrated.
@@BakelitTV The whole joke could be a minute long, not 8 minutes.
@@elducky9574 I wish it was 18 minutes long
No matter how many comedians we can watch on youtube, we always find our way back to Norm
Fuck man, nobody is going to capture humor like that ever again. Rip to a legend
I recently got “thank god for the hatchery” tattooed on my arm. RIP Norm.
W
By God I salute you
@wompevents where can I see it?
@@Myllys2
On his arm, ya dingus
I dare everyone to try and retell this story to your family and friends and get a laugh. It's a tough one lol. What a goddamn genius
Can confirm it doesn’t go well
I've done it.
@@btjohns2 Same, I got quite a few laughs in retelling it.
I used to be a bouncer and when it was slow would ask people coming in if they wanted to hear a joke. Some made it all the way to the end and thought it was funny
I've done it, it takes practice. I've done the Kermit Jagger joke a few times and when someone has hear me say it before they laugh harder bc I was able to make it even longer... norm has such awesome storytelling
Someone asked Norm if he was the class clown in school. He said "no...I couldn't afford the shoes."
Stay away from Terry when he's uncorked the jug 😂
Norm perfected this joke on his own show.
You ain't wrong. That particular telling was the absolute best. He was really in his element when it was just him, Adam and a funny guest.
Absolutely
This version has a better delivery of the line «and from the town came … people».
this is the better one for me
this is the best version. by far.
This is one of the most masterfully crafted jokes in human history.
On god
The crummy punchline makes it better.
Norm could drag out a joke longer than anyone else.
The moth joke made me laugh.
artist
It’s not the destination… it’s the journey!
RIP NORM. YOU ARE THE GREATEST!
Stern being quiet for 7 minutes is a miracle!!!!
This man's ability to hold someone's attention is/was astounding. Rip Norm.
The pauses actually make you visualize the classmate's uncomfortable demeanor while Johnny tells the story lol. Brilliant!
I think this is the best joke ive ever heard honestly. Everything norm said set up the rest of the joke. It was long and amazing. It also helped that Robin, Fred, Howard, and yes even Benji responded to the joke perfectly
I was in tears crying at the end. Norm was a legend. We lost him too soon.
I could have listen to that same joke unfolding for at least 30 minutes more without being disappointed. Storytelling is an art that Norm had perfected.
2:40 Howard's expression of being slowly tortured at this timestamp is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
He's just sad about the eggs
I've heard it a dozen times. Still makes me laugh everytime. Might be the best joke ever
The moth joke.
Terry could have caught up with his battalion
But the land was uneven
God no one can tell a story like Norm. Even if it goes nowhere his delivery a lone will make you laugh. Man I miss him so much 😢.
Admiration for him in Howards eyes makes me very happy
You look at Howard's eyes while Norms talking and they are lit up enjoying every second of Norm telling this joke.
Not “the road was bumpy” but “the earth was uneven”
Fckn Norm all the way
Norm’s so honourable for clearly saying it’s not his joke.
Miss Norm, certainly one of a kind.
That's Mr. Norm to you
@@patsayjack402 har har har
Whenever Norm told a story, I felt as if I was sitting next to him on the porch. Relaxed, captivated, and knowing...just knowing that I was destined to be howling with laughter in a short time. Or, more likely, in a longer time.
One of my favorite things about this joke is that this post Vietnam era town still uses horse and carriages to get around lol
Well, the land *was* uneven
Just makes it funnier lol
and that somehow there is a jungle with a village in the middle of the city Danang
thanks Howard stern show staff for posting this clip, probably one of norm's best moments and now it's being enjoyed by hundreds of thousands
I love how they respectfully and lovingly hang on every word of such a nonsensical but genius bit.
F*cking pure genius. God Bless Norm. Proof of divinity.
One of my all time favorite norm jokes
The best part is seeing Howard's sheer delight as Norm is telling the story
My life goal is to tell this joke in front of others and have someone appreciate it…
Man, I miss Norm. He told that same joke on the podcast with Stephen Merchant as guest and it was even better than this. The punch line was more honed ”When uncle Terry’s been drinking, you don’t f*ck with him!”.
Truth he hit every beat on the podcast
thanks for ruining it for me
@@GenghisClaus you’re welcome Turd Ferguson.
That's where I saw it first and he nailed it there. This is good but that version is sublime.
Agreed. The teacher's reaction is funnier on this one though.
“Awoke in the middle of Danang”. Mad bastard.
I would have paid lot of money to hear Norm tell a 3 hour version of this. And I’m sure he could have done it, too.
I’m in love with this joke.
"Thank you for that story Norm" !! Says Howard at the end.. 😂😂😂 i love Norm ☀️
Part of the genius of this joke is there are so many small details in the story, theirs nothing that gives away what the punchline will be
“The mud and the blood and the guts”
Good God. The change in demeanor once Dirty Johnny takes over the story.
He was so good
"Dirty Johnny, what on earth could be the moral to such a story??" -- Hilarious that even the teacher calls him Dirty Johnny 🤣
Norm had them mesmerized. He's quite an orator.
He's also an incredible public speaker
“The earth was uneven” is the best way to say the road was bumpy lol
Thank you so much for uploading this clip! I’ve only heard the audio a million times. 😂
"And in this joke he's not dirty" 🤣
That aw shucks, ambling, laconic way Norm tells his tale (weaves his masterpiece) is black belt comedian. WØW!
Special guy. 👌
R.I.P. ❣
If you liked this joke, you HAVE to see him telling it on his own show. It's one of the greatest things you'll ever see
Which episode?
This is story telling 😎👍🏻
Thank god for the hatchery!
The Great Norm MacDonald. Pure genius.
Love norm. Especially on Howard. Only he could make this funny in the way that he did.
BY GOD this was amazing
“They frolicked”
I was listening to this in bed, half asleep.. and I swear to God, when the teacher interrupted Dirty Johnny, I burst out laughing.
norm had us completely engrossed and I had totally forgot that it was a class room story.
I think that misdirection was the actual joke. Listening to a really absurd story being told by a child. 😂😂
Your favorite comedian's favorite comedian. #legend
One of the truly magical Norm moments on the Stern show. We miss you so badly, you old chunk of coal. Funniest dude ever. Say "Hi" to Bowie for me.
Norm was a national TREASURE!!!! Thanks, Stern Show.
On behalf of every single one of your fans, we still miss you Norm and we will be watching your many genius comedy clips and standup specials until the end of time, sir.
Thanks for reminding us of this beauty
LOL that was F'n great!
Norm Mcdonald is the only comedian I know where the story IS the punchline rather then the punchline itself
….. and that’s a joke to lighten things up!! Lol 💀💀💀… a legend
Best sit-down comic of all time.
Thank God for the hatchery.
At lastt! We have this video on!!, I’ve been listening this for years, literally make me teary eyed to see norm like this. In his element, jovial😕
I've listened to this joke over and over but this is the first time I got to WATCH Norm tell the joke!
Thank you, Howard. My life is now complete.
My favourite joke of all time!
Pure and absolute genius. One in a billion gifts.
"The land was uneven." "The Hatchery". Hilarious!!
Uncle Terry is an American Hero.
It takes a LOT to make Stern squirm in his seat. RIP Norm
Getting a kick lately out of trying Norm’s most elaborate jokes with friends/family and bombing terribly, making them sit through the entire thing anyway lmao
I think he'd be proud
and andy kaufman would be REALLY proud.
@@KairuHakubi What about Andy Richter, the Swedish-German?
The GOAT!
My whole sense of humour is just me re-telling Norm's jokes.
I am a local lawn care specialists in the suburbs of Chicago. At customers homes if there is not bathroom I have to hide in the corner of there fence to go to bathroom sometime it number 2 but I cover myself with a garbage bag so no one can see me. I have tried to jiggle customers door handles for maybe I can use there bathroom but they always lock there doors smh
The rare perfect comment
Some customers’ homes don’t have bathrooms? What is going on in IL?
Love that Howard let’s him go. He really DID understand Norm.
So funny! It's all in the delivery.
The greatest joke teller of all time! RIP Norm.
R.I.P. Norm - exactly one year ago today...hard to believe 😥
Was just thinking that when august came around. I can’t believe I made it this long without him. But he’s still here with us thru his favorite medium: RUclips
I listened to this while it was being broadcast - I was driving from Manchester to London... it's the cause of the only car accident I've ever had. Miss you Norm!!!
He just made that up as he went. He was great. RIP Norm.