"Men Full of Promise" - Oscar Pistorius

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @MrEzekiel1982
    @MrEzekiel1982 2 года назад +4902

    I’ve seen Norm get to a lot of dead ends and recover but “you know a man grows…” may be the most brilliant

    • @ConanVictor
      @ConanVictor Год назад +8

      Ay nigra

    • @nsny25
      @nsny25 Год назад +179

      I honestly think Norm said it on purpose. Always two steps ahead.

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf Год назад +98

      @@nsny25 at 3:03 he set it up. Brilliant

    • @TA-tg1cf
      @TA-tg1cf Год назад +133

      @@nsny25 he did it ALL on porpoise

    • @nsny25
      @nsny25 Год назад +6

      @@TA-tg1cf 😄

  • @constantreader7483
    @constantreader7483 Год назад +3372

    I only regret that we never got to see Norm as an actual old man.

    • @pooriasheikhi5042
      @pooriasheikhi5042 Год назад +64

      Damn... that was deap

    • @carlodave9
      @carlodave9 Год назад +190

      He skipped from lanky nasal-talking 20-something, to baritone backwoods geezer before he was 40. We was robbed of Old Man Norm.

    • @HalConick
      @HalConick Год назад +120

      I’d say we did. He knew he was dying. Norm embraced his full transition into Grandpa Norm in those last years. He seemed so at peace and care-free.

    • @sollognelle2929
      @sollognelle2929 11 месяцев назад +9

      I don't knew i was goin to cry again.

    • @quainejohnson4808
      @quainejohnson4808 11 месяцев назад +23

      To be fair he's always acted like an old man

  • @rg3412
    @rg3412 Год назад +1736

    “Allegedly…. Also, really.” Brutal, and re-usable!

    • @kozhikkaalan
      @kozhikkaalan 10 месяцев назад +17

      Hahahahaha. "And re-usable" is great and reusable too

    • @witchking6787
      @witchking6787 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's what I thought, "I'm gonna have to stick that one in my back pocket".

    • @PatricksBreastplate
      @PatricksBreastplate 7 месяцев назад +7

      Though not in a court of law, my God!

    • @mikeyboy1234567
      @mikeyboy1234567 7 месяцев назад

      He didn't shoot his girlfriend, just like OJ did t murder his ex wife.

    • @therealbs2000
      @therealbs2000 6 месяцев назад +2

      "Allegedly...and actually"

  • @doctrinmontreal
    @doctrinmontreal 11 месяцев назад +3197

    Oscar Pistorius may have been an alleged murderer, but I’ll tell you one thing he was not: a legged murderer.

    • @fr.mcgreer8349
      @fr.mcgreer8349 10 месяцев назад +27

      Clever 👍

    • @Grateful2Exist
      @Grateful2Exist 9 месяцев назад +72

      Brilliant, Norm would've loved this one.

    • @SirRandyofcxcheshire
      @SirRandyofcxcheshire 9 месяцев назад +13

      he out now running around a free man on his stilts.

    • @longtalljay
      @longtalljay 9 месяцев назад +8

      Almost the best joke I have ever heard or read!

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 9 месяцев назад +18

      You know what's the worst part? The hypocrisy.

  • @morehumanthanyou
    @morehumanthanyou 2 года назад +1826

    My God, his transition from Oscar to Jacques is the most beautifully non-connected thing i've ever seen.

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname Год назад +115

      It serves a youthful porpoise.

    • @joshuapeterson2366
      @joshuapeterson2366 Год назад +5

      @@knowsmebyname😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maximilianschulz6455
      @maximilianschulz6455 Год назад +6

      Is that even a real person?

    • @tomgrus604
      @tomgrus604 Год назад +21

      I've only ever seen the second half, but damn, that transition was masterful!

    • @BowlCrossy
      @BowlCrossy 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@knowsmebyname Youthful porpoise.

  • @mitch_sorenstein
    @mitch_sorenstein Год назад +996

    The way Norm falls out of his chair and shakes Andy's hand, you know he took that as a massive compliment.

    • @fenwayify
      @fenwayify 9 месяцев назад +74

      Andy has never been a dunce, nor an empty vessel. He's always caught the astute folly of Norm and Conan. He was well-suited as a sidekick, much more substantive than Ed McMahon. I've always felt a little sad for Andy, that he may have regretted that he hasn't done enough with his life...I could see him in a dramatic role and be surprisingly convincing...

    • @Leonisel
      @Leonisel 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@fenwayifyhis show was really funny too, shame it didn’t last

    • @Omegaman18
      @Omegaman18 8 месяцев назад

      @@fenwayifyshut UP

    • @therealbs2000
      @therealbs2000 6 месяцев назад +22

      The Swedish Germans are a funny people

    • @brodycarlson1291
      @brodycarlson1291 3 месяца назад

      I read like the first 3/4 of your comment in his voice

  • @Havok259
    @Havok259 2 года назад +2147

    "You're not a biped" kills me.

    • @leobender2910
      @leobender2910 10 месяцев назад +42

      "Scram"

    • @donbarone4799
      @donbarone4799 10 месяцев назад +40

      Scram! Take all the time u need...

    • @ANGELO-q3c
      @ANGELO-q3c 10 месяцев назад +3

      I GUESS IT ALSO DID THE WIFE A NUMBER

    • @jaredm.1620
      @jaredm.1620 10 месяцев назад +2

      Just like oscar

    • @ChrisStoneinator
      @ChrisStoneinator 9 месяцев назад +3

      All it’s missing is an “on accounta”

  • @thomaskorycinski5763
    @thomaskorycinski5763 Год назад +953

    “Something Wile E Coyote would order” is my favorite line

    • @stabyourcat
      @stabyourcat 11 месяцев назад +23

      For some reason it flies under the radar. Love that line.

    • @evansevansevans1
      @evansevansevans1 8 месяцев назад +6

      It’s the word order that is so funny. Like he went on Amazon.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@evansevansevans1 well yeah he ordered everything from Acme. Im pretty sure you'd see him getting deliveries from time to time. It's not like a coyote can just walk into a shop and buy a catapult or box of dynamite

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 4 месяца назад +2

      Norm’s wit is much faster than Wile E Coyote, Roadrunner, and Oscar Pistorius combined.

  • @Barberfrog
    @Barberfrog 2 года назад +1418

    "Well you know, a man grows." is the best bit of this entire segment. Funniest man who ever lived.

    • @mayedalshamsi
      @mayedalshamsi 2 года назад +3

      I don't get it. What does that have to do with the last name changing?

    • @HeraldJohnson
      @HeraldJohnson  2 года назад +88

      Growth is one of the manners in which things change.

    • @clayton229
      @clayton229 2 года назад +126

      @@mayedalshamsi The joke is basically that it's an absurd comment. Norm accidentally changed the last name of the guy in the joke. Instead of acknowledging that or explaining it, he said "a man grows" which is kind of a literary, fortune-cookie-esque way of saying that people change over time.
      But generally that sort of thing refers to someone growing emotionally or growing in wisdom. Not someone changing their last name.
      It's the sort of joke that isn't particularly funny when you explain it, but it's fantastic as an off the cuff response to Conan pointing out that he made a mistake.

    • @mayedalshamsi
      @mayedalshamsi 2 года назад +38

      @@clayton229 - Thank you for that explanation! I'm sure it's less funny now that I've had to have it explained to me, but I'd take that over not understanding the joke at all, any day. 😜

    • @harbinger_9152
      @harbinger_9152 2 года назад +9

      I’ve used this line and it kills

  • @linkage432
    @linkage432 2 года назад +670

    The way Norm falls out of his chair to Andy’s retort is the best

    • @pats5375
      @pats5375 Год назад +98

      Yes! I've never seen Norm laugh that hard! He loved that analogy from Andy and even shook his hand soon after. That's big praise coming from Norm! 😅

    • @landon4278
      @landon4278 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@pats5375 Yes. Norm is usually only left to laugh at his own jokes, and give the audience a side eye as an indication that they should laugh too. I thoroughly enjoyed Norm getting a belly laugh for once.

    • @Optim40
      @Optim40 11 месяцев назад +4

      Hes just trying to recover from the beat down hes getting from conan and andy if youre astute like that. Thinking about it any other way is off.

    • @GameTime-yj6qv
      @GameTime-yj6qv 10 месяцев назад +17

      I absolutely loved that part and the fact Norm felt he had to shake Andy's hand. Talk about giving approval. Awesome.

    • @billmartinson4205
      @billmartinson4205 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@Optim40 Norm didn't "try to recover from a beat down." Throughout his career he actively pursued subverting expectations, told bad jokes on purpose, and wasn't afraid to walk an entire room. Going into this Conan appearance, Norm absolutely knew his shaggy dog story had a terrible punchline -- puns are the worst -- and when Andy fearlessly jumped on it with a hilarious rejoinder, Norm was genuinely delighted. The handshake was respect, not recovery.

  • @cmase1991
    @cmase1991 Год назад +306

    "Take your time, as long as you want. But get the hell outta here!" - As long as you want is the funniest damn thing Norm was able to slip in there

  • @highestsettings
    @highestsettings Год назад +1910

    I'll be real.
    I'm with Norm on that. His cardiovascular system didn't need to pump oxygen as hard, he didn't need to train his ankles or calves, and he genuinely had actual fucking springs for legs.
    He DID have an unfair advantage.
    The murdering I can live with, but cheating is unforgivable.

    • @lepari9986
      @lepari9986 Год назад +587

      Worst thing about Oscar Pistorious is the hypocrisy.

    • @ryanfox2478
      @ryanfox2478 Год назад +367

      the more i learn about this oscar pistorious guy, the more i don't care for him

    • @knowsmebyname
      @knowsmebyname Год назад +35

      The spring thing is obvious isn't it?

    • @BouncyBrown
      @BouncyBrown Год назад +60

      also, weren't his blades longer than his legs? longer legs are definitely an advantage.

    • @T25de
      @T25de Год назад +49

      Some say the hypocrisy was the worst part

  • @JH_789
    @JH_789 11 месяцев назад +747

    I am reasonably confident that Norm liked Andy's idea so much that he did, in fact, take someone on a 4 mile hike to show them a dog turd.

    • @FloraSora
      @FloraSora 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 3 месяца назад

      shut up

    • @mehowkielan1984
      @mehowkielan1984 2 месяца назад

      That would be a trip of a life time!

  • @simon4187
    @simon4187 2 года назад +324

    “4 mile hike to show you a dog turd” It’s the journey, not the destination

    • @nomnom112
      @nomnom112 Год назад +9

      Andy clearly has never been on a hike

    • @chadparsons50
      @chadparsons50 11 месяцев назад +7

      Underrated comment.

    • @apollobro91_2
      @apollobro91_2 9 месяцев назад +1

      I'm pretty sure Oscar hasn't been on a 4 mile hike either, not with those rob9t legs. He'd probably fall down face-first into the dog turd, which is what he deserves for all those races he cheated in.

  • @graemecreegan6749
    @graemecreegan6749 2 года назад +302

    Conan: “No one is going with you on this !”
    Norm (internal): “precisely”

    • @thetruthexperiment
      @thetruthexperiment 2 года назад +21

      I dunno. Conan even joking around that it’s weird to not like that guy enrages me. He wore springs and bullied people to let him compete with people who were not allowed to wear springs. Yes, that is the kind of person who is so full of themselves that they’ll shoot their girlfriend. I called it years before. Never liked that guy. If he allowed the other participants to wear springs then maybe. No. Seriously. The Paralympic runners who ran with the modern prosthetics of the time were known to be much faster than people with legs. Which means if Jocko could do it, then everyone with no legs should have been allowed. But only he was allowed and he could obviously run way faster because he had springs for legs. Anyone who liked that guy was a complete moron.

    • @graemecreegan6749
      @graemecreegan6749 2 года назад +13

      @@thetruthexperiment yeah man, Pistorius is so lame 😁

    • @alexanderbreschi90
      @alexanderbreschi90 4 месяца назад

      @@thetruthexperimentI’m with you, i disliked him from the start

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 18 часов назад

      @@thetruthexperiment It doesn't sit well with me either. Even if we assume he had no ill intent, and that he was a great guy, even rigorous testing wouldn't be enough to settle doubts because it would be so difficult to know whether it was due to his natural ability or his prosthetics. You would literally have to somehow test able people with the same prosthetic, as a control, which is impossible. It's such a massive variable that not allowing drugs but allowing this seems ludicrous.

  • @badfdsify
    @badfdsify 8 месяцев назад +26

    norm absolutely LOVED that needle from Andy after his story lmfao. I love to see him genuinely laugh at a joke, it's rare someone gets one over on him

  • @chadparsons50
    @chadparsons50 2 года назад +411

    I live in Gatineau, Quebec, I'm sure there's a Jacques around here somewhere.

    • @etiendre
      @etiendre 2 года назад +22

      Hello fellow québécois

    • @MehYam2112
      @MehYam2112 11 месяцев назад +63

      Just don’t pin your hopes on him

    • @chadparsons50
      @chadparsons50 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@MehYam2112 nice.

    • @ButtPins
      @ButtPins 10 месяцев назад +4

      hey I'm from Gatineau too!

    • @Stanzi18
      @Stanzi18 10 месяцев назад +1

      I hope he's out there serving a youthful Porpoise.

  • @grahamdonaldson9069
    @grahamdonaldson9069 Год назад +557

    He takes us on these long journeys on Porpoise.

    • @TimonofIlford
      @TimonofIlford Год назад +25

      And we have a whale of a time.
      Sorry, just seven words. Norm would have spun it out to several minutes of comedic majesty.

    • @tripmcquagg4969
      @tripmcquagg4969 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@TimonofIlford10/10 for effort anyway haha. Man he was the best.

    • @torchmark66
      @torchmark66 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TimonofIlford Don't sell yourself short, my friend! That was eight words.

    • @jayhache5609
      @jayhache5609 7 месяцев назад +1

      For all in tents and porpoises, that is very true!

    • @tripmcquagg4969
      @tripmcquagg4969 7 месяцев назад

      @@jayhache5609P.S. camping is in tents

  • @MrCWL
    @MrCWL 9 месяцев назад +41

    That little shrink when he realises he mixed up the last name, that is what i love about Norm so much. He was such an honest kid just trying to have fun, it was so endearing. Was really painful to learn he passed away but like a dear grandfather i will always come back to watch these videos and remember Norm and his kindness and fun with people. Missed always

  • @CrStrifey
    @CrStrifey Год назад +105

    'I started to travel to here and there...and to here again'.

  • @StephenIC
    @StephenIC 8 месяцев назад +61

    I love the way Conan looks at the camera after "you were supposed to go to Canada's nations capital of Ottawa"

  • @mulemule
    @mulemule 7 месяцев назад +59

    *Typical Conan: being an exuberant, unselfish, straight man to highlight the guest.* 🏆

  • @daniel.s.stefanov
    @daniel.s.stefanov 8 месяцев назад +107

    "I'm serving a youthful porpoise" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaptainCologne
    @CaptainCologne Год назад +90

    After the punchline Norm’s “Now I believe…” and the explosion of facial expressions that go with it was the pay off.

    • @jakelover1731
      @jakelover1731 11 месяцев назад +15

      I love post-punchline riffs like that. I think what I like most about it is it's very risky if the punchline doesn't get a laugh. Because then the riff is just a half-sentence that you have to keep going.

    • @CaptainCologne
      @CaptainCologne 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@jakelover1731Agreed. It gets funnier the more I watch it, the way he plays innocent and darts his head back and forth at Conan and Andy.

    • @RaulCastillo
      @RaulCastillo 9 месяцев назад +8

      The faces he makes when Conan calls him out on changing the name.

    • @kenmasters6438
      @kenmasters6438 Месяц назад +1

      norm loved stepping on his own punchlines, like his whole style was upside down. he best showed it in the bob saget roast. he loved doing things the "wrong" way.

    • @CaptainCologne
      @CaptainCologne Месяц назад +1

      @ Best roast ever. “You have a beautiful face like a flower…yeah a cauliflower!” (Long stoic stare down of his victim.)

  • @johnnymossville
    @johnnymossville Год назад +114

    Seen this a half dozen times and it gets me every time. We pinned our hopes on you Jaques De Gatinau!

  • @aldersmoke1
    @aldersmoke1 10 месяцев назад +104

    The fact that Norm so thoroughly won over both Conan and Letterman tells you all you need to know about just how brilliant he was.

    • @dp1582
      @dp1582 9 месяцев назад +8

      The man was a true comedic genius he reached deep into peoples minds and not everyone got it but to those that did he was the best truly.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 28 дней назад +1

      Agreed. Big time. One of my absolute favorite things about Norm... is watching the absolute adoration in their eyes when they were witnessing him do his thing. Beautiful stuff. The man was a Unicorn. A Clown-Prince, of the highest caliber.
      👍🏼😍👍🏼

  • @crancelbrowser5478
    @crancelbrowser5478 10 месяцев назад +39

    I absolutely love how at 6:30 Andy so succinctly sums up Norm's comedy that Norm falls out of his chair and has to shake Andy's hand. Idk how, but Norm always managed to come off as a class act while also playing a total fool. His acknowledgement of Amdy's searing read on him is part of what makes him so entertaining and lovable.

  • @lonewolfe2502
    @lonewolfe2502 11 месяцев назад +77

    " I don't have a problem with the MURDER."
    What a delivery. 😂

  • @prashantnegi007
    @prashantnegi007 2 года назад +194

    wow full clip. Only segments of this were on RUclips before. Thanx. Not only are you a scholar and a gentleman, but you must have a lot of doghouses.

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 10 месяцев назад +38

    No one else tells jokes quite like Norm did. He’s the only person I’ve seen intersperse punchlines throughout his ramblings that way. Genuinely the most unique voice in comedy.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 28 дней назад

      YES! Exactly! Well said! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jaakkoeskola2871
    @jaakkoeskola2871 7 месяцев назад +44

    ”Man grows” broke Conan. What a legend he was. Kid me not - I fall asleep with Norm compilations!

  • @DBEENE123
    @DBEENE123 2 года назад +141

    Andy’s comment after the youthful porpose joke is the sugar on top.

    • @khester7397
      @khester7397 Год назад +10

      The most "youthful porpoise" the German swede ever served.

  • @spontaneousphil3175
    @spontaneousphil3175 2 года назад +260

    “I had no problem with the murder.”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @alvareo92
      @alvareo92 11 месяцев назад +4

      Well, it was tragic, at the time

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 28 дней назад

      Funniest sh*t ever! The delivery... GOLD!!

  • @LightS_bRight
    @LightS_bRight 7 месяцев назад +26

    Norm was an Angel, such a beautiful and intelligent person.

  • @edwardh1003
    @edwardh1003 2 года назад +213

    Herald Johnson, you're a scholar and a gentleman for uploading this. 👍

    • @GarthKnight1884
      @GarthKnight1884 11 месяцев назад +3

      Whether Herald knows it or not. He's found a youthful porpoise.

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 года назад +51

    conan just can't contain himself whenever norm is on the show lol

  • @riverjao
    @riverjao 11 месяцев назад +43

    Until Conan reminded us, “There’s only one like him…”. So true ❤️😢❤️

  • @anonfinally1692
    @anonfinally1692 8 месяцев назад +11

    When Norm was at the Niagra Falls part and Conan said he saw Jacques and Norm said no it's just some attendant I thought it was really brilliant and hilarious. Norm could've just said "I went to Seaworld and saw Jacques" but Conan kind of interrupted him and Norm had to subvert Conan's expectation a bit in a very hilarious way

  • @rosscockcroft5662
    @rosscockcroft5662 Год назад +198

    The worst thing about Oscar Pistorius was the hypocrisy…

    • @ih181
      @ih181 Месяц назад +4

      I thought it was the killing

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 28 дней назад +1

      I thought it was the *scheming.*

    • @tomashize
      @tomashize 28 дней назад +1

      Let's agree to disagree

  • @kvps27
    @kvps27 2 года назад +119

    He really loved the dog turd joke!

    • @krugbit9642
      @krugbit9642 2 года назад +30

      It was more of a comment, really.

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@dejuren1367 That's not hate for Andy, it's referencing a line from Norm MacDonald Live.

    • @tonyawwwno3364
      @tonyawwwno3364 Месяц назад

      I like to think that exactly what he's going for, and he never heard anyone put it to words like that so perfectly

  • @joshhynes8518
    @joshhynes8518 7 месяцев назад +11

    The three of them. Classic. Miss it all

  • @Talkitrhrough
    @Talkitrhrough 11 месяцев назад +22

    After he says “Ottawa” and Conan gives an exhausted look

  • @pauldonohoe3646
    @pauldonohoe3646 6 месяцев назад +81

    Good comedians can tell great jokes that make you laugh but great comedians can tell bad jokes that make you laugh harder. Norm is a great comedian🙂

  • @CrStrifey
    @CrStrifey 4 месяца назад +8

    Andy saying 4 mile hike to show you a dog turd is exactly a Shaggy Dog joke is, which Norm was a master of - especially on Conan. It's not about the punchline it's about the anti-climax where you realize you just listened to a 40 minute story that ends with something that makes you regret listening to it, but also makes you appreciate how you were taken on the absurd journey that got you there.

  • @random-nz7dy
    @random-nz7dy Год назад +157

    3:30 "well, you know, a man grows" 😂😂😂😂 one of my all time favorite Norm lines.
    No one but Norm could deliver it like that.

  • @Uarehere
    @Uarehere 9 месяцев назад +11

    5:17 Conan's expression here is the best!! 😄

  • @jebwatson
    @jebwatson 11 месяцев назад +33

    Not many people could go on Conan and just tell a 40 minute story for a pun. Mr McDonald was a legend.

    • @galenburghardt3272
      @galenburghardt3272 9 месяцев назад +4

      And he did it more than once - IMO his moth joke is the best joke I've ever heard. It's poetry, "I no longer love my son, I no longer love him because when I see his face all I see is the same cowardice I see whenever I look into a mirror" - just outstanding

  • @heliopyre
    @heliopyre Год назад +70

    those blades were objectively superior for running than actual legs.

  • @Pwilly07
    @Pwilly07 Год назад +28

    The 4 mile hike to show you a dog turd line is pretty great

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens 3 месяца назад +2

    No better time spent than time filled by Norm. Literally litered with gems.
    Also Norms handshake given after he falls from his chair laughing is the biggest compliment out there.

  • @whitelotus_zero
    @whitelotus_zero 2 месяца назад +1

    I have seen this clip countless times and everything about it still hits me as hard every time. RIP madlad you’re spot on earth is missed like hell

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 7 месяцев назад +5

    He was one of the very few comedians that gave the vibe that he is not acting but he is like that all the time.

  • @anon6952
    @anon6952 7 месяцев назад +6

    Norm’s delivery of “I don’t have problems with the murder” had me howling

  • @ezanadaniel9149
    @ezanadaniel9149 11 месяцев назад +12

    blows me away what kind of a talent he is

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 10 месяцев назад +4

    Nobody in modern comedy could hold court like Norm. He just took over everything he did.

  • @andrejbogdanov2816
    @andrejbogdanov2816 9 месяцев назад +7

    4:20 love how proud he is of what he just said

    • @evanhayes5891
      @evanhayes5891 3 месяца назад

      I think he's just working hard on what to say next.

  • @abon587
    @abon587 5 месяцев назад +2

    Andy was great in this segment. He jumps on the "I never had a problem with the murder..." line, which took Conan a second to realize was funny, and his retort to Norm's story was A+

  • @peterhoffmann502
    @peterhoffmann502 9 месяцев назад +14

    Norms long form dad jokes are the fucking greatest

  • @pooriasheikhi5042
    @pooriasheikhi5042 Год назад +9

    This is amongst my top 10 all time favorite RUclips videos

  • @G4rm0nb0zi4
    @G4rm0nb0zi4 10 месяцев назад +11

    I love that at the end of it all, it was good ol' Andy Richter The Swedish-German, who got Norm to fall out of his chair laughing.

  • @CrStrifey
    @CrStrifey 10 месяцев назад +6

    "No, it was just an attendant" and the gut punch laugh from Conan. Only Norm could do that to him.

  • @jasonnoble3971
    @jasonnoble3971 2 года назад +58

    The smartest comedian ever.

  • @BKPS
    @BKPS 9 месяцев назад +14

    Oscar may have been armed when he murdered that poor woman, but he wasn’t legged.

  • @chrisnelson3668
    @chrisnelson3668 9 месяцев назад +7

    I miss you norm.

  • @grumpyitcushmeta4riaproduc189
    @grumpyitcushmeta4riaproduc189 9 месяцев назад +6

    Wasn’t surprised to hear after he passed from his fellow comics how Norm meticulously planned these ‘down the rabbit hole’ jokes. There was only one Norm.

  • @HenrikoMagnifico
    @HenrikoMagnifico 7 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine how good it must have felt for Andy to make a counter joke so good it made Norm Macdonald fall to his knees laughing

    • @scottystcloud7086
      @scottystcloud7086 7 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing, probably a career highlight for him

  • @Dylan_Valentine
    @Dylan_Valentine 2 года назад +25

    I have to write that I appreciate your channel. Not reuploading other people's work or trying to profit, like that guy selling access to NML.

    • @HeraldJohnson
      @HeraldJohnson  2 года назад +23

      Aww God bless! Do people not know about the internet archive? No need to pay a scoundrel:
      archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live

    • @kaikaisen2155
      @kaikaisen2155 2 года назад +1

      @@HeraldJohnson To my knowledge he has 3 specials, do you have them?

    • @kaikaisen2155
      @kaikaisen2155 2 года назад +2

      Just realized two are there, just Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery that´s not

    • @HeraldJohnson
      @HeraldJohnson  2 года назад +6

      His specials are HBO One-Night-Stand (it is on youtube: ruclips.net/video/EZGBbwnMlqQ/видео.html ), Me Doing Stand-up (Comedy Central, blocked on YT), and Hitler's dog (Netflix), plus Nothing
      Special (Netflix) which is more like a Cameo than stand up.

  • @nocarebutyes3436
    @nocarebutyes3436 Год назад +23

    0:16 im stealing this bit lmao

  • @mathias4891
    @mathias4891 9 месяцев назад +3

    One of the most knowledgeable. Rip my dear friend

  • @leviathon18
    @leviathon18 7 месяцев назад +4

    The ease of continuation into the winding road of Jacque de Gatineau was too funny

  • @videosextra9434
    @videosextra9434 Год назад +18

    Thank you many many thanks OP for this clip. I had never seen this clip in its entirety but just some of the bits and pieces of this one floating around including present in TeamCoco channel. Thanks for sharing and loved enjoying every moment with this piece of coal , Norm !!🎉❤👌👍😅😊

  • @markoverwater2179
    @markoverwater2179 8 месяцев назад +7

    Norm is one of Canada and Amerika best person
    Bye from the Netherlands

  • @papans147
    @papans147 2 месяца назад +2

    1:31 My favourite thing is conan trying SO HARD not to completely lose it here hahahhaha

  • @angrysquirrel187
    @angrysquirrel187 Год назад +18

    Norm could make you want to take that 4 mile walk to see the dog turd.

  • @motley331
    @motley331 11 месяцев назад +7

    Its currently 2024. Norm's ridiculous humor is as funny as ever.

  • @Liptakular
    @Liptakular 8 месяцев назад +5

    Nobody set Norm up for success quite like Conan O'Brian.

  • @CT2507
    @CT2507 Год назад +49

    I fully agree and said this from when i first heard about Pistorius. Those blades gave him an unfair advantage as a runner. But the world insists on being stupid about this.

  • @christiananderson6761
    @christiananderson6761 11 месяцев назад +7

    Makin Norm fall out of his chair laughing would high on my list of life achievements

  • @rickylafleur1446
    @rickylafleur1446 10 месяцев назад +3

    Norm is a master at putting people on the defence of something they don't believe. Pure art. 2:05 - 2:26

  • @SnoodyMcFlude
    @SnoodyMcFlude 7 месяцев назад +2

    "I know, that was way out of line" he says with a huge grin, obviously very pleased with himself 😂

  • @TA-tg1cf
    @TA-tg1cf Год назад +31

    2:35 and 2:52 . That mischievous glint in his eye, the laughter prior, knowing how unnecessarily long and underwhelming that joke is 😭 and then taking us on the ride anyway 😁👌🏼❤ LOVE

  • @brantisonfire
    @brantisonfire 8 месяцев назад +6

    Love it when he makes himself crack up at his own malarkey. I honestly don't think it's embarrassing to laugh at your own jokes, especially when you know they're funny and other folks just aren't picking up on the humor. Lots of people focus on the wrong aspects of a joke and miss the funny bits.

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 9 месяцев назад +25

    "I feel that one of the basic requirements of being a sprinter, is having legs"
    ....... it's hard to articulate why he's the greatest comedian of all time

  • @JH-qy8no
    @JH-qy8no 2 месяца назад +2

    5:55😂 Conan's reaction. His face! 😂

  • @RebelInTheF.D.G
    @RebelInTheF.D.G 7 месяцев назад +2

    They always played off of each other so well.

  • @TheHuester44
    @TheHuester44 3 месяца назад +2

    NORM 🙏👌😊❤️

  • @キラキラくりくり頭
    @キラキラくりくり頭 11 месяцев назад +25

    Seriously, that just gave me the idea of taking my children out on a long walk - I'm going to tell them I've got something to show them. After an hour, I'm just going to point to the most mundane thing I can spot and tell them "there it is!"

    • @kevinabel2370
      @kevinabel2370 11 месяцев назад +9

      I run a city hiking group in Forest Park Queens. I ran an internet ad saying "Take a hike to Freedom". After 90 minutes we arrived at Freedom Road and I showed 30 hikers the street sign.

    • @clark2491
      @clark2491 10 месяцев назад +2

      Did you do it?

  • @brianmathews2926
    @brianmathews2926 11 месяцев назад +21

    I don’t know which was ballsier: the Oscar Pistorius joke, or delivering a deeply Québecois based joke to an American audience.
    I’ve always held this particular Norm appearance very dear because my mother was in fact born in Témiscaming, Quebec; a town remote enough that it’s citizens receive isolation pay from the provincial government. It just made me feel that much more connected to Norm, a comedian whose specialty was making you feel like you were in on the inside joke. Couldn’t get much more inside than that.

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu 11 месяцев назад +4

      That's a real place? I thought Norm just made it up for the joke.

    • @brianmathews2926
      @brianmathews2926 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@ElriuhiluYep, real place, pulp and paper mill town along the Ontario-Quebec border on the Ottawa River. Around 2,500 people, quite isolated geographically. Their Wikipedia page actually reference this segment.
      Also when he calls the man Jacques-de-Gatineau, Gatineau is a big city in Quebec, part of the National Capital region directly across the river from Ottawa.
      And when he mentions the "Three Wise Men of Quebec," he is referencing three actual politicians from Quebec, who, during the 1960s, were dubbed as such by English media in Canada, seen as men who would change the course Canadian poiltics. Correspondingly, one of those men, Pierre Trudeau (Justin Trudeau's father) became one of the longest tenured Canadian Prime Ministers ever, championing multiculturalism and bilingualism, and having a major impact on the country's history, leaving a significant but somewhat divisive legacy.

  • @JacksonMeyer
    @JacksonMeyer 9 месяцев назад +5

    This is a great LESSON: don’t give up on the joke. Andy tried to tell his 3 (maybe 4) times and each time got cut off and then nailed it!

  • @3.2Carrera
    @3.2Carrera 6 месяцев назад +2

    Man I miss Norm. So fearless to do shaggy dog jokes on national TV. Conan was a fan and allowed it to happen. Norm's talk shows were the best thing going before he passed away.

  • @matti1003
    @matti1003 9 месяцев назад +4

    That joke set up was truly Norm.

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 4 месяца назад +3

    3:15 Norm cracks himself up, because he himself doesnt even know how he gets to the porpoise joke.

  • @johnreynolds952
    @johnreynolds952 10 месяцев назад +2

    Norm's face at 2:38 when he decides he is now is going into his serving a useful purpose joke is awesome.

  • @daguy9305
    @daguy9305 7 месяцев назад +4

    He made Andy laugh out loud which is rare lmao

  • @ScottDerkez
    @ScottDerkez 2 месяца назад

    I wish there was just a whole tv show with Conan, Andy and Norm every episode in front of a live studio audience; it would probably be my favorite show

  • @lugaretzia
    @lugaretzia 3 месяца назад +2

    I love that Andy made him laugh so hard he fell off the couch

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Год назад +11

    Well, you know, a man grows.

  • @THEJOHNiVERSE
    @THEJOHNiVERSE 2 года назад +11

    Norm Nailed it.

  • @bjkarana
    @bjkarana 9 месяцев назад +3

    Norm was brilliant. Just brilliant.

  • @AnarchyEnsues
    @AnarchyEnsues 9 месяцев назад +3

    Andy's never fallen for the 4mile hike trick.