Norm Macdonald Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2018

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  • @sportsgamingcubing1860
    @sportsgamingcubing1860  2 года назад +8541

    Norm passed away today at age 61 after a private battle with cancer. Rest In Peace Norm

    • @TaxinGigs
      @TaxinGigs 2 года назад +220

      Legend. Celebrating his life today.

    • @JB3_Xbox
      @JB3_Xbox 2 года назад +903

      He didn't lose the battle. It was a draw.

    • @jkm4645
      @jkm4645 2 года назад +417

      Or so the Germans would have us believe.

    • @BeerBreath702
      @BeerBreath702 2 года назад +40

      I didn’t know he was sick.
      Lol yeah I said it fuck you.

    • @us-bw6hg
      @us-bw6hg 2 года назад +58

      This was shocking and terrible news.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +12003

    Norm Macdonald has spent the better part of 50 years seemingly in training to be an old man.

    • @mainmast8955
      @mainmast8955 5 лет назад +477

      may he never die before me and i'm gonna live to be 140

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +85

      @@mainmast8955 That would be nice.

    • @vantablack9535
      @vantablack9535 5 лет назад +7

      Lmao

    • @luisg.9262
      @luisg.9262 4 года назад +105

      @Christopher Marlowe opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. But no one wants to see yours

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 4 года назад +7

      @Christopher Marlowe Of all the major OECD countries with the exception of the USA, it's going up.

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 4 года назад +4144

    Comedians say funny things
    Norm says things funny

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 3 года назад +77

      he just goes out and turns on the funny as he is, just chillin.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 3 года назад +27

      Ergo, Norm says things.

    • @heymiguel85
      @heymiguel85 3 года назад +24

      YeA, most important skill is great delivery, i say jokes all the time but I find most the time I'm the only one laughing.

    • @clintwoolf9979
      @clintwoolf9979 3 года назад +8

      Him and Mitch Hedberg are the best ever at it. More so for Hedberg.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 2 года назад +8

      Yeah I notice in the highlight videos more. His jokes are often not that well written, but he just has a funny manner.

  • @ThisEpicLife
    @ThisEpicLife 2 года назад +2853

    "...The worst thing about Cosby, was that he was a hypocrite."
    "I don't think that was the worst part........"

    • @wesleyharrison9014
      @wesleyharrison9014 2 года назад +39

      That hypocrisy thing with Bill was fukin tragic actually. 😥

    • @jettiemiller9757
      @jettiemiller9757 2 года назад +4

      I about died when he said that

    • @godisbey9970
      @godisbey9970 2 года назад +1

      I read this at the exact same time he said it

    • @bryanbaez4412
      @bryanbaez4412 2 года назад +14

      HELP! hypocrisy!

    • @tdubz504
      @tdubz504 2 года назад +3

      The man was truly a genius. I’ve been in stitches during this entire compilation. He’ll be sorely missed…

  • @BREATHER_
    @BREATHER_ 2 года назад +2052

    “Yeah, he was in Northern Canada” is one of my all time favorites😂

    • @mackdower3255
      @mackdower3255 2 года назад +34

      I’ve heard it before but I just watched it again after his passing and almost died myself.

    • @naslunn1543
      @naslunn1543 2 года назад +3

      i still dont understand the joke, could you explain?

    • @BREATHER_
      @BREATHER_ 2 года назад +63

      @@naslunn1543 he was talking about looking for his brother in the streets of New York during 9/11 & everyone got kinda sad and the timing of “Yeah... He was in Northern Canada” was just perfect it’s hard to explain lol

    • @deronlester3072
      @deronlester3072 2 года назад +3

      @@BREATHER_ EXPLAIN

    • @dougp9382
      @dougp9382 2 года назад +6

      @@BREATHER_ Thanks for the non explanation pal!!!

  • @hommie789
    @hommie789 2 года назад +5250

    "Battling cancer for 9 years without telling anyone is the most Norm Macdonald shit ever" - Anthony Jeselnik
    True words for sure, RIP Norm you were and always will be a ledgend.

    • @chrisdolan3454
      @chrisdolan3454 2 года назад +142

      My friend battled the shitty Cancer for 4 years until it took his life? 9 years is amazing....what a stuborn man lol! Norm Mac you where amazing

    • @mfruji
      @mfruji 2 года назад +39

      @@chrisdolan3454 rip to your friend 🥲

    • @v.v.7522
      @v.v.7522 2 года назад +72

      Without question. In this age of narcissism, everyone posting on social media every meal they eat and crap they take, Norm was cut from a different cloth.

    • @getonthecrossanddontlookba5004
      @getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 2 года назад +15

      Repent to Jesus Christ!!!!!

    • @Chaosdude341
      @Chaosdude341 2 года назад +21

      "I'm not learning his shitty last name. Galifianakis is the last shitty last name.. gonna learn."

  • @nystagmus
    @nystagmus 2 года назад +1721

    Everyone is going to miss you Norm
    …except OJ

  • @thehaulofcomics4468
    @thehaulofcomics4468 2 года назад +369

    One of the greatest comics ever. He didn’t pander to idiots.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 2 года назад +9

      He heckled people who did lol. Rip norm.

  • @timothyscheneman1689
    @timothyscheneman1689 2 года назад +883

    “I don’t know if you guys are history buffs” got me

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent 2 года назад +7

      Yeah me too!

    • @anduin3410
      @anduin3410 2 года назад +1

      now what!!!! RIP :(

    • @MarkSmith-kl7mz
      @MarkSmith-kl7mz 2 года назад +14

      They cut off the best part of that Germany joke! He ends it with "who do you think you are, Mars or something?" And it kills me every time

    • @speedfreakjive88
      @speedfreakjive88 2 года назад +1

      This is actually one lf Norm's best, but incredible subtle, jokes.

  • @devonthomas303
    @devonthomas303 5 лет назад +3339

    What a terrible name for an airline it reminds me of that tragedy

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 2 года назад +177

    The Polish joke had one of the longest setups I’ve ever heard. It’s also the funniest joke I’ve heard in a long long time.

    • @rayanalghamdi6834
      @rayanalghamdi6834 2 года назад +10

      Check out his moth joke

    • @I_SuperHiro_I
      @I_SuperHiro_I 2 года назад +6

      @@rayanalghamdi6834 lmao I just thought the same thing.

    • @MJAce85
      @MJAce85 Год назад +6

      Moth joke #1, doghouse joke #2. It took almost 5 minutes for him to tell it

    • @danny4081
      @danny4081 10 месяцев назад +5

      His porpoise joke with Jean Jacque has to be the longest set up ever.

  • @stephenhaegele2297
    @stephenhaegele2297 Год назад +79

    “I don’t know if you guys are history buffs….”
    absolutely golden comedy. Norm was one of a kind.❤

  • @lesgold6494
    @lesgold6494 2 года назад +2871

    RIP Norm. We'll miss you terribly.

  • @jeffyunk2204
    @jeffyunk2204 5 лет назад +3558

    This man's comedy is comfort food for my soul.

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor 5 лет назад +23

      That's a great way to put it.

    • @DonnieBrasco-dy9yd
      @DonnieBrasco-dy9yd 5 лет назад +49

      No offense, but that sounds like a bunch of communist gobbledygook...

    • @JavMacHer
      @JavMacHer 5 лет назад +3

      Does it give your soul a boner?

    • @meetube2
      @meetube2 4 года назад

      What's so great about his comedy I'd like to know

    • @enochianwolf
      @enochianwolf 4 года назад +1

      Norm is the best

  • @Satchmojones
    @Satchmojones 2 года назад +139

    His delivery was fucking amazing, legend.

    • @wrenchhead4378
      @wrenchhead4378 2 года назад +3

      Correct…. Usually his delivery is the joke and his punch line is just an afterthought

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy 2 года назад +283

    “If only the cowardice was stronger, then perhaps, then perhaps I can bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me, and end this hellish façade once and for all.” - Norm Macdonald
    “How long a drive was this?” - Conan O’Brien

    • @isaiah0137
      @isaiah0137 2 года назад +7

      Hey moth, you're troubled man..... but why did you come see me?

    • @prettyprettypumpkin8450
      @prettyprettypumpkin8450 2 года назад +8

      @@isaiah0137 the light was on

  • @mikeprata2976
    @mikeprata2976 2 года назад +753

    One of the best punchlines in the history of comedy:
    “…DENTIFICATION.”

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 года назад +26

      "...The light was on"

    • @joshwokojance3790
      @joshwokojance3790 2 года назад +25

      “HYPOCRISY! This man has committed hypocrisy.”

    • @TorrentFiend10
      @TorrentFiend10 2 года назад +15

      "I'll bet the board is spelled b o r e d." *Mic drop*

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401 2 года назад +3

      @@TorrentFiend10
      Conan: "let's see you do something with that, yah freak"
      Literally one second later:
      😂😂😂
      RIP Norm

    • @briteness
      @briteness 2 года назад +1

      Yes! That had me laughing so hard. Comedians almost never make me laugh like that.

  • @mattpritzl4669
    @mattpritzl4669 2 года назад +2594

    Can’t believe he’s gone. What a legend. He was truly the funniest man to ever live.

    • @yodasforceskin
      @yodasforceskin 2 года назад +5

      so heartbroken :(

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 2 года назад +23

      It feels horrible that he's gone. When I saw the news, I audibly gasped and my chest got tight... He's a one-of-a-kind. RIP Norm.

    • @kevmoful
      @kevmoful 2 года назад +22

      Definitely one of the better comedians

    • @michaelballew1415
      @michaelballew1415 2 года назад +30

      That cancer sounds like a real jerk.

    • @roland4d
      @roland4d 2 года назад +1

      😭

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 2 года назад +306

    Not only was he a great comedian, he was a DIFFERENT comedian. Nobody has been more casually funny without even having to tell standard jokes or punchlines than Norm Macdonald...look at any interview video where he is with other comedians (Seinfeld, Letterman, Howard Stern...etc) and he has them doubled over with laughter. Not necessarily bc of what he says but HOW he says it.. incredible.. He'll be missed.

    • @wills2736
      @wills2736 Год назад +9

      That's the true art, he probably slaved over his craft to make it seem so casual and conversational

    • @HokiePitcher22
      @HokiePitcher22 Год назад +4

      @@wills2736 ya, I'm sure he did. That's probably why every other comedian held him in such high regard too.

    • @timetowakeup6302
      @timetowakeup6302 Год назад +1

      When did Howard Stern become a comedian?

    • @HokiePitcher22
      @HokiePitcher22 Год назад +3

      @@timetowakeup6302 honestly I don't know why I included him 🤣 other than he had some good moments on the show. But howard is definitely not a comedian lol 🤷‍♂️

    • @GyppoMarx
      @GyppoMarx 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@HokiePitcher22 Jackie and Artie were comedians - by the way - go Hokies

  • @tonguepetals
    @tonguepetals 2 года назад +499

    To have quietly fought cancer for near 10 years, and never say a word, truly a Norm thing to do. He was about the comedy and didn’t want the comedy to ever be a cover for the illness. The clips of him with the bloated face is him undergoing chemo, my sister’s face looked the same.
    He didn’t need to be so dignified, we could have fought this together. We could have been his obnoxious cheerleaders.

    • @loughrin
      @loughrin 2 года назад +45

      The battle ended in a draw

    • @DieAlready
      @DieAlready Год назад +20

      The ol' chunk of coal didn't want anyone to fight with him.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 Год назад +17

      He beat it up for 9 years, then they called it a draw.

    • @acsone3546
      @acsone3546 Год назад +2

      Wow, always assumed he had Botox. Sad

  • @thiagopessoa4725
    @thiagopessoa4725 4 года назад +1275

    Just by saying : "he was in northen canada", he added so many layers to that joke hahahahaha

    • @microtransactions2661
      @microtransactions2661 4 года назад +52

      I mean yeah im from Canada but im still a human being.

    • @aswithinsowithout8638
      @aswithinsowithout8638 4 года назад +5

      That was hilarious!!

    • @MyHelpWanted
      @MyHelpWanted 4 года назад +34

      Don’t laugh at 911

    • @jamesdalby5287
      @jamesdalby5287 4 года назад +4

      Microtransactions we didn't evolve differently

    • @lukekelchner5471
      @lukekelchner5471 3 года назад +13

      SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE!! Idk how he could’ve planned that ahead of time but thinking it up on the fly is too impressive..

  • @canefrogfury
    @canefrogfury 5 лет назад +1866

    Norm paradox -appearing light and simple minded -yet intellectual-deep, dark and mocking and cruel and the funniest comic I've heard. Impossible to replicate his humour to explain to others , I've tried when I first came across him , they thought I was insane. He really is a genius in my opinion.

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 2 года назад +229

    that "alchaholics anonomous" bit is the greatest. "none of your beezwax" lol. Norm made so many people laugh, he was loved for his mischief and his wisdom, a unicorn of comedy. RIP

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 2 года назад +187

    "Germany went to the war with THE WORLD. And you might think, "oh that'll be over in like 5-7 seconds and the world would win" but no, it was actually CLOSE"
    That was always one of my favorites from him

  • @danielhance1467
    @danielhance1467 4 года назад +552

    "I know it's not politically correct, but I like rapin'" lol

  • @wgrodnicki
    @wgrodnicki 5 лет назад +1792

    you’d think the world vs Germany would end quick but actually it was close.

    • @masoudsarvin6117
      @masoudsarvin6117 4 года назад +30

      wgrodnicki , it had never been tried before.

    • @figureitoutpunk
      @figureitoutpunk 4 года назад +130

      That was so simple of a joke but the way he tells it was fucking gold, had me dying! Genius delivery.

    • @DMBRNGR-nm8wd
      @DMBRNGR-nm8wd 3 года назад +9

      This joke was unparalleled. This should be entered into the Hall of Fame so it can rest in peace lol

    • @dustinbryant9586
      @dustinbryant9586 3 года назад +2

      Thanks, we watched the same video.

    • @s.kirlic3483
      @s.kirlic3483 3 года назад

      Can somebody explain the joke? why does he say it was close when it lasted a long time.

  • @darrenrieger4343
    @darrenrieger4343 2 года назад +781

    Norm could always bring Conan to tears with his wittiness. Today those tears come with sadness and grief. Let us celebrate the millions of laughs that he spread around the world, at a party, with a bunch of friends, after a family dinner, at home alone in your basement, or just when you weren't feeling good and he made things a little bit brighter. Thank you, and hope you have always felt our love. ❤

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent 2 года назад +6

      Wow .... Love the way you put that!

    • @KevlaminTheMighty
      @KevlaminTheMighty 2 года назад +5

      He's still making things just a little bit brighter in my world. Thank you for the tribute. RIP Norm.

    • @constancekavanagh1125
      @constancekavanagh1125 2 года назад +6

      Crying happy tears in Ireland
      I really do love this guy 🙌🤣🇮🇪❤

    • @johnmichaelmartinez188
      @johnmichaelmartinez188 Год назад +4

      At home alone in a basement. Sounds like my honeymoon.

    • @darrenrieger4343
      @darrenrieger4343 Год назад +3

      @@johnmichaelmartinez188 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pablodebella7695
    @pablodebella7695 Год назад +113

    The thing with Norm's jokes is that they can never be stolen, because anybody other than him telling them just doesnt sound as funny.

  • @guitarboi9
    @guitarboi9 3 года назад +831

    I think Norm’s Germany bit is the absolute peak of his career, every part of it is just perfect. He was on fire that whole show.

    • @tmoneyphresh
      @tmoneyphresh 2 года назад +5

      Seriously

    • @blackmagic1371
      @blackmagic1371 2 года назад +18

      Shame he was dropped from SNL (he was ahead of his time if you ask me) ................there loss in the end (our gain)🤣💯😂💯🤣💯

    • @youngorm
      @youngorm 2 года назад +61

      They cut my favorite part - "who do you think you are, mars or something?"

    • @Jared-ss3jx
      @Jared-ss3jx 2 года назад +2

      @@youngorm do you have a link to the full video? Do you know when he did this routine?

    • @drunknpoet
      @drunknpoet 2 года назад +2

      @@Jared-ss3jx ruclips.net/video/mFjEvl43zYY/видео.html

  • @CavemanSynthesizer
    @CavemanSynthesizer 4 года назад +510

    The ID joke kills me every time, especially how he enunciates "dentification" so carefully.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 года назад +14

      @@fatmanplays4245 Identification is one word so making it ID doesn't really make sense as it implies I and Dentification are different words

    • @pathazpazazz435
      @pathazpazazz435 3 года назад +4

      @@fatmanplays4245 it’s kinda like an anti joke

    • @joewilliams8412
      @joewilliams8412 3 года назад +20

      @@pathazpazazz435 more of a comment really

    • @Jesse-cx4si
      @Jesse-cx4si 2 года назад

      @@fatmanplays4245 That’s funny. I see what you did there.

  • @YesThatJoeyBurton
    @YesThatJoeyBurton 2 года назад +57

    "You're going to make me lonesome when you go." - from the Bob Dylan song Paul's playing as Norm enters.

    • @michaeldanescu9964
      @michaeldanescu9964 2 года назад +6

      Glad I’m not the only one who caught that Dylan tune

  • @soyburglar1878
    @soyburglar1878 2 года назад +46

    “It’s famous people water, just drink it.”
    😂😂😂

  • @lennonblack
    @lennonblack 2 года назад +734

    Unbelievable, my Dad and I just watched a ton of his stuff not too long ago. My Dad was a huge fan introducing him to me. My Dad passed this past August 24th and now Norm himself passes? This fucking hurts. 💔 RIP Comedic Genius.

    • @shelphillips8692
      @shelphillips8692 2 года назад +23

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @lennonblack
      @lennonblack 2 года назад +7

      @@shelphillips8692 Thank you. :(

    • @maestroaxeman
      @maestroaxeman 2 года назад +9

      Bruh...that's harsh🤔
      Prayers🙏& Vibes for you & yours✌
      The silver lining is the memories shared with your Dad over some Norm MacDonald✌👍🙏

    • @lennonblack
      @lennonblack 2 года назад +2

      @@maestroaxeman Thank you so much. ❤️

    • @AlmostReady504
      @AlmostReady504 2 года назад +3

      I feel you bro 💔

  • @ThomasJJacksonVA
    @ThomasJJacksonVA 5 лет назад +1316

    God created RUclips so we could watch Norm continuously. Which is one of the things that makes life worth living.

    • @gatortoob
      @gatortoob 5 лет назад +4

      Well, god juz fired me an email and says "Your welcome".

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 5 лет назад +4

      DamnDirtyApe God needs to learn to spell

    • @zforbes839
      @zforbes839 3 года назад

      it was Steve Chen, Jawed Karim, and Chad Hurley that created youtube not god

    • @charlieandhudsonspal1312
      @charlieandhudsonspal1312 3 года назад

      God had nothing to do with this cesspool called RUclips, they just got lucky when some smart guy put up these Norm McDonald clips. If they find out it makes us happy it will disappear as hate speech

    • @charlieandhudsonspal1312
      @charlieandhudsonspal1312 3 года назад

      Steven Richter i can’t relax anymore bro. Not till this BS ends

  • @The_Releveler
    @The_Releveler Год назад +209

    I researched it and Norm died from acute leukemia, which has a survival rate of 27% within 5 years of diagnosis for people over 20. Norm lived 9 years after diagnosis. While Norm was a heroic fighter, battling a great disease which is almost as bad as alcoholism when you look at the symptoms, I can't justify the man's hypocrisy, which is really the worst part of his death. RIP Norm.

    • @Yumicpcake
      @Yumicpcake Год назад

      The stupid plandemic probably made it hard or impossible to get a bone marrow transplant. Donors could have died or aged out of eligibility.

    • @erikanthes954
      @erikanthes954 8 месяцев назад +13

      HYPOCRISY HYPOCRISY!

    • @poopfarts5530
      @poopfarts5530 5 месяцев назад

      Is this a joke I'm missing?

    • @TheDanteJamesShow
      @TheDanteJamesShow 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@poopfarts5530a comedian said that the worst part of the Bill Cosby situation was the hypocrisy, to which Norm responded “i thought the worst part was all the rape” 💀

    • @The_Releveler
      @The_Releveler 5 месяцев назад

      ​@poopfarts5530 My comment was referencing two of Norm's jokes.
      The hypocrisy one is at 8:10
      Also Norm had a bit about alcoholism being a disease, you can find it pretty easily if you search "Norm Alcoholism" Its a very well crafted joke.

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 Год назад +22

    "I walked through blood n bones, in the streets of new York, tryin to find my brother. He was in northern Canada" Then you hear Nick laugh inside his mug as he's taking a sip haha

  • @alcalu
    @alcalu 5 лет назад +292

    "In my opinion, if you're going to fight the War on Terror, a good place to start would be this Nation's haunted houses." -Norm Macdonald... HA! Man, I almost choked to death on his delivery.

  • @jibbs_aim
    @jibbs_aim 4 года назад +243

    "he was in northern Canada"
    holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

    • @tmoneyphresh
      @tmoneyphresh 2 года назад +1

      Bro right

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 2 года назад

      I don't get it??

    • @xYoungExodus
      @xYoungExodus 2 года назад +5

      @@LBizKid04 I mean it's pretty cut and dry

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 2 года назад +1

      @@xYoungExodus 👌🏿

    • @macdhomhnaill7721
      @macdhomhnaill7721 2 года назад +10

      Man, I almost choked on my fucking drink on that one lol

  • @stankywizzleteets8305
    @stankywizzleteets8305 2 года назад +161

    He was like everyone's uncle who told dirty jokes at Christmas
    RIP Norm

  • @designchik
    @designchik 2 года назад +272

    I’m German, and I’m dying over his German bit. What a funny, funny man he was. 🤣

    • @nicholasghoulson9949
      @nicholasghoulson9949 2 года назад +4

      I've got my eyes on you, if I catch you trying to invade THE WORLD I'll give you a real talking to

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 2 года назад +18

      @@nicholasghoulson9949 I have written a strongly worded letter in case Germany tries to do something.

    • @nicholasghoulson9949
      @nicholasghoulson9949 2 года назад +4

      @@Cheezy_Bunz It's good to know the allies have people like you in our ranks, I salute you sir.

    • @designchik
      @designchik 2 года назад +5

      @@nicholasghoulson9949 Thanks for keeping us in check!

    • @NurDerEffzeh1948
      @NurDerEffzeh1948 Год назад

      @@nicholasghoulson9949 die amerikaner sind doch nicht unsere verbündeten

  • @jeremybow604
    @jeremybow604 5 лет назад +637

    I like to stretch my drug dollar....
    Brilliant.

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 5 лет назад +512

    "Imagine you're a girl... for some it'll be easier..."
    😂😂😂

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 года назад +1

      man predcited Twich and OnlyFans culture 😂

    • @HokeyBugle
      @HokeyBugle 3 года назад +16

      @@Dan_Kanerva I think you missed the joke, friend

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 года назад

      @@HokeyBugle i aknowledge he was saying "for some it will be easier" because there were actual girls in the audience . It didn't fly over my head...
      I am just adding an extra point to the joke

  • @bryanchipps9374
    @bryanchipps9374 2 года назад +60

    I love how his jokes have you thinking a different punchline is coming and then you just get hit with this punchline that knocks you back a week and has you cracking up falling off your chair.

  • @booqueefious2230
    @booqueefious2230 2 года назад +55

    His humor is like food in North Korea
    Not everybody gets it

  • @brentloy131
    @brentloy131 5 лет назад +326

    HE WAS IN NORTHERN CANADA
    I'm about to piss myself lying down

    • @hospitalbruteband
      @hospitalbruteband 4 года назад

      I don't get it... Am I stupid?

    • @pablobustamante8458
      @pablobustamante8458 4 года назад +21

      @@hospitalbruteband he was walking around trying to find his brother in the devastated remains of the twin towers but it turned out his brother was in canada at the time

    • @christopherfancy8155
      @christopherfancy8155 3 года назад +1

      As a Canadian, anything in Northern Canada is in Canada ... except Moose Jaw.

  • @paulbunyon2889
    @paulbunyon2889 5 лет назад +828

    Lmao, I LOVE seeing Larry king genuinely laugh at inappropriate jokes. It's hilarious.

  • @patrickbrownson1
    @patrickbrownson1 2 года назад +47

    In a post-Norm world, hearing the Late Night band play “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go” as Norm’s walk-on music is heartbreaking.

  • @PaxChristi7
    @PaxChristi7 2 года назад +19

    “He was in northern Canada” puts me in stitches every damn time

  • @19MichaelDixon
    @19MichaelDixon 2 года назад +691

    Who else is watching "Best of Norm MacDonald" clips today? RIP Norm. Heaven just got a lot funnier

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 года назад +3

      I usually will poke at creationist bringing your beliefs into everything, but I'll withhold for it being Norm. He will be missed

    • @samtheram210
      @samtheram210 2 года назад

      I am 😞

    • @joaonunomarques213
      @joaonunomarques213 2 года назад +1

      Guilty as charged. And i’m a-liking it too. The best way to honour those who passed is to keep remembering them.

    • @Agelesslink
      @Agelesslink 2 года назад

      I’m not

    • @poohshiestyspotemgottem
      @poohshiestyspotemgottem 2 года назад +14

      ​@@j.ballsdeep420 For future reference, I don't think it can be said that you're withholding criticism if you not only mention that you're withholding some criticism but also mention the basic criticism that you're purportedly withholding.

  • @backrowftw1097
    @backrowftw1097 3 года назад +227

    Watching Larry King historically laugh at a raunchy joke warms my heart, RIP Larry Legend

    • @noaholson9047
      @noaholson9047 2 года назад +20

      An norm McDonald too

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 года назад +1

      Great man, I set my alarm to 4 AM every morning to watch his prostate medication infomercial.

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead 8 месяцев назад

      Hysterically

  • @topsykrets2438
    @topsykrets2438 Год назад +29

    "i didn't even know he was sick" greatest punchline ever, he was patient enough to do die for it to be the best joke possible.

  • @zack_iam
    @zack_iam 2 года назад +23

    I love Larry Kings physical dismay after the first clip.

  • @alexorozco6120
    @alexorozco6120 5 лет назад +310

    "Yeah, he was in Northern Canada."

    • @karlrobinson4887
      @karlrobinson4887 5 лет назад +11

      This. I almost pissed my pants.

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 5 лет назад +3

      @@pauljohnbodie5631 maybe just the fact that you just walk past a tragedy after saying don't laugh idk lol gotta love norm

    • @jimbrace4671
      @jimbrace4671 5 лет назад +20

      @@pauljohnbodie5631The joke is that he says he was walking through blood and bones looking for his brother - leads you to think his brother got killed in the tragedy and Norm is trying desperately to find him...….then he just offhandedly states 'he was in northern Canada', meaning he wasn't even in New York on 9/11......

    • @BobSmith-rs7tn
      @BobSmith-rs7tn 4 года назад +1

      @@pauljohnbodie5631 If it helps at all, Norm is Canadian and his brother still lives up north... If you knew much about his background you'd realize there's no reason his brother would be anywhere near nyc lol..

    • @ploppyploppy
      @ploppyploppy 4 года назад +1

      This actually made me cry laughing. He's so matter of fact and nobody really knows how to react.

  • @lamosos
    @lamosos 3 года назад +105

    I love how the funniest parts of his jokes are usually whatever he mutters under his breath.

  • @FutureSpartan2015
    @FutureSpartan2015 2 года назад +45

    Never knew this guy existed up until a few days ago, not gonna act like i did. He was absolutely comedic gold though, i’ve enjoyed looking up his content, glad he brought so many laughs and smiles in his lifetime!

    • @painmt651
      @painmt651 9 месяцев назад +1

      At least we have a treasure trove of video to watch. I hope you enjoy his comedy for years to come!

  • @ctay7216
    @ctay7216 2 года назад +15

    “Someone gotta feed them hogs” the subtlety of that line always kills me😂😂. Used the end of his joke also as a transition which somehow made it funnier. Dude. Norm was one of a kind.

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 2 года назад

      Is there something I’m missing with that one?

    • @ctay7216
      @ctay7216 2 года назад +1

      @@thegreatgamelord8640 it’s the delivery. He’s so casual with it and it’s such a stupid concept that his delivery just makes me laugh. Norm can have some of the most clever jokes but can also pull a stupid concept and make it hilarious simply with how he delivers it.

  • @theamericanaromantic
    @theamericanaromantic 5 лет назад +62

    I’m sitting in my car cackling while people look at me like I’m having a seizure. Fucking love you Norm.

    • @robertmurray6783
      @robertmurray6783 3 года назад +2

      Similar situation here, except I'm starting to feel a little guilty about the guy circling the grocery store lot looking for a parking space for the last 15 min while I have been watching this and laughing. But I think if he knew what I was watching he would understand.

  • @ericridge2135
    @ericridge2135 2 года назад +173

    Can't Believe it...Norm is gone. one of the greatest comedians ever. RIP Norm McDonald

    • @88Doug
      @88Doug 2 года назад

      Have you seen Diry Work! He is so funny!!

  • @wesleyhall512
    @wesleyhall512 2 года назад +56

    Such a funny man. My heart goes out to his fans, friends, and family.

    • @bfranco1519
      @bfranco1519 Год назад

      Shouldn’t your heart go out to him instead? Afterall, he was the one who died ya know…

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 2 года назад +45

    Norm had one thing I don't think anyone else can claim,
    universal respect and adoration of his peers. The world is a less fun place without him

  • @XanderKarr
    @XanderKarr 4 года назад +145

    The best part of Norm is how long the set ups are; one just thinks “where could he possibly be going with this?” Until the absolute savage punchlines

  • @ghostdragon3754
    @ghostdragon3754 5 лет назад +363

    "It's famous people water" LOL omg.

  • @alexshaw626
    @alexshaw626 Год назад +10

    I have tears rolling down my cheeks as I type this. That Alcoholics Anonymous segment is one of the most perfect snippets of stand-up I think I’ve ever heard. I’ve just about calmed down from the fits of laughter it drew out of me.
    Thanks Norm.

  • @ukman1211
    @ukman1211 9 месяцев назад +6

    I miss this dude more than anyone I never met.

  • @skylinesranches2
    @skylinesranches2 5 лет назад +59

    “Yeah, he was in Northern Canada...” Spilled coffee everywhere when he said that shit

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 2 года назад

      I don't get it...

    • @skylinesranches2
      @skylinesranches2 2 года назад +2

      @@LBizKid04 It’s absurdist humor

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 2 года назад +4

      @@LBizKid04 The joke is literally just he was looking for his brother when 9/11 happened but his brother was actually in Northern Canada (they are canadian). Not that funny when you spell it out.

  • @RuffyT1
    @RuffyT1 5 лет назад +1608

    Sorry for constantly trying to attack the world. Greetings from Germany

    • @johandahlstrom4492
      @johandahlstrom4492 5 лет назад +50

      the world sucks , germany rules .. or atleast did :/

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +3

      Stahp plz

    • @thomas1162
      @thomas1162 5 лет назад +66

      Apologizing for wars your country didn't start? Stop it... Get some help...

    • @jonjohn7185
      @jonjohn7185 5 лет назад +31

      Now you’re attacking yourselves

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 5 лет назад +33

      @@flipdog9224 holy shit.

  • @DirtCobaine
    @DirtCobaine 2 года назад +22

    Can’t believe my favorite comedian is gone. I knew he was dealing with something behind the scenes but had no idea. Dude was fearless in the face of death and never stopped being the funniest man that ever lived. Something to live by, Norm Macdonald will forever be my biggest inspiration in life

  • @Yumicpcake
    @Yumicpcake Год назад +13

    I loved Norm, I miss him so much. Thank you for being here and posting this!

  • @porkfrog2785
    @porkfrog2785 5 лет назад +602

    ...he was in Canada...' got me

  • @feezee82
    @feezee82 4 года назад +127

    Cosby: You want a glass of water?
    Woman: Yes, that would be nice.
    Woman: Why is it purple? Why is it fizzing?
    Cosby: Just drink it, it’s famous people water
    😂

  • @camithewitch5265
    @camithewitch5265 2 года назад +4

    "He was in Norhtern Canada" omfg I'm crying lmao

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 2 года назад +12

    Canada needs to honor this man he was one of it's best.

    • @ItsThatMilkshake
      @ItsThatMilkshake 7 месяцев назад

      He renounced his Canadian citizenship after 9/11

    • @w1cked001
      @w1cked001 5 месяцев назад

      @@ItsThatMilkshakehe’d probably renounce it again after Trudeau

  • @bigcock8900
    @bigcock8900 2 года назад +364

    Rest In Peace Norm, you were truly the greatest comedian this world will ever see

    • @alexdelgadojr7718
      @alexdelgadojr7718 2 года назад

      don't even go there.

    • @Jiggerjaw
      @Jiggerjaw 2 года назад +2

      @@alexdelgadojr7718 go... Where?

    • @alexdelgadojr7718
      @alexdelgadojr7718 2 года назад +1

      @@Jiggerjaw To "worlds greatest ever" town.

    • @Bradmhj
      @Bradmhj 2 года назад

      They say that about every comic who passes. Example Chris Farley

    • @deronlester3072
      @deronlester3072 2 года назад +3

      @@alexdelgadojr7718 Yeah I'm pretty sure it's fair for Norm. He was an undeniable genius.

  • @MrTbraida23
    @MrTbraida23 2 года назад +108

    The loudest and hardest laugh I have had in the last year was Norm’s Polish joke. Even knowing something was coming, his delivery was hilarious. RIP, Norm.

  • @garbeal2397
    @garbeal2397 2 года назад +15

    This reminds me of that tragedy when we lost the most naturally funny man I have ever had the pleasure to watch and listen to.

  • @toonaroo
    @toonaroo 2 года назад +5

    "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" is the intro music for Norm here. We already miss you, Norm!

  • @Rogersensei93
    @Rogersensei93 5 лет назад +2168

    "I'm not even gonna dignify him by saying his name." Goes on to put his name on his special. The worst part is the hypocrisy
    Edit: R.I.P Norm. Your comedy got me through some tough times. #GreatestComedianOfAllTime

    • @ritardstrength5169
      @ritardstrength5169 5 лет назад +245

      I don’t think that’s the worst part

    • @chronic2001n
      @chronic2001n 5 лет назад +15

      The best part

    • @ryanband0
      @ryanband0 5 лет назад +39

      “But… I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to end a special talking about Hitler. Yeah, that’s what I’m going to do - end a special… I’m going to call my special Hitler’s Dog...”

    • @four4fore
      @four4fore 5 лет назад +19

      @Chomp Chomp Stalin was just as bad.

    • @boyarvalishin9565
      @boyarvalishin9565 5 лет назад +4

      KX311 it was all a bunch of horseshit!

  • @gregericson6177
    @gregericson6177 5 лет назад +45

    Whenever I’m feeling a little down, I watch this video. We all need a little norm

  • @texazmade713
    @texazmade713 Год назад +6

    I didn't get his comedy when I was younger now that I'm older I get everything he says I miss him 😔

  • @Nebula37
    @Nebula37 2 года назад +4

    Oh my gawd. The grandfather joke: "....I gotta get back to feed them hogs....who's gonna feed ma' hogs?..." Loved Norm. He will be missed.

  • @rwdonkulus
    @rwdonkulus 5 лет назад +215

    Omg you cut the best line from the Germany bit..."what do you think you are, Mars?"

  • @nicksawyer4100
    @nicksawyer4100 2 года назад +87

    Rest In Peace to this legend. Battle cancer for 10 years and didn’t tell anyone.

    • @porkchop3328
      @porkchop3328 2 года назад +4

      Battled it to a draw.

    • @TheBundleofkent
      @TheBundleofkent 2 года назад

      I hate that term "battled" "He was afflicted by...." seems more correct

  • @justinhughes4119
    @justinhughes4119 2 года назад +12

    Rest in peace brother. You gave me some of the best memories of my early life, sharing laughs with my dad at your jokes. I will always treasure the smiles you gave us.

  • @Thatcarspotterguy
    @Thatcarspotterguy 2 года назад +28

    Laughing and crying at the same time. Cant believe we will never get to hear anything new from you again. You were an absolute genius. R.I.P Norm, you dirty uncle you

  • @davevrox3023
    @davevrox3023 2 года назад +71

    I cried then just LAUGHED SO HARD. REST IN PEACE. TIMELESS. Not forgotten. Nope. Thx for the post!!!!

    • @aaronshelley703
      @aaronshelley703 2 года назад +1

      I cried and then actually didn’t JK. RIP NORM.

  • @CalabrianVince
    @CalabrianVince 2 года назад +66

    A master of his craft. A comedian’s comedian. Rest In Peace, Norm. We are forever grateful.

  • @AABradyKK
    @AABradyKK Год назад +4

    I come back to this compilation atleast once a year. Never gets old.
    Absolute legend

  • @coryg918
    @coryg918 Год назад +1

    Forever missed and never forgotten. Ty for all the wonderful 😂

  • @KateBates22zabu
    @KateBates22zabu 5 лет назад +141

    "I like rapin!" I laughed again. couldn't resist another listen to the hilarious Norm, so funny

    • @briangriffin5359
      @briangriffin5359 5 лет назад +3

      Making rape jokes funny.

    • @herrwabbaloo937
      @herrwabbaloo937 4 года назад +11

      “At least he’s not a hypocrite!”

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 4 года назад +1

      Damn one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard 😂

    • @catali33
      @catali33 3 года назад

      I was dying laughing! Comedians are supposed to be funny... they aren’t supposed to be politically correct. It’s gawd awful watching SNL now. Norm is amazing he could read a the room in the 90s. Called out Jackson and Bill Clinton in their prime!

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 4 года назад +241

    Funniest dude living on the planet currently.

  • @lookwhoitis6281
    @lookwhoitis6281 Год назад +2

    That very first joke was gold haha the delivery was perfect

  • @sophiakuhn5173
    @sophiakuhn5173 5 лет назад +64

    One of my fave things is when comedians giggle at their own jokes. 😂

  • @johannsebastianbach3411
    @johannsebastianbach3411 5 лет назад +572

    Heyeyeyeye, wait a second there buddy. This isn't "I'm not Norm"

    • @Jmagee2113
      @Jmagee2113 5 лет назад +11

      Was just about to say it

    • @MetaLeir93
      @MetaLeir93 4 года назад +11

      That guy is a real jerk

    • @christophergillespie4938
      @christophergillespie4938 4 года назад +7

      You dang fool that's Kitchener Leslie's girlfriend!

    • @airmackeeee6792
      @airmackeeee6792 3 года назад

      HAAAAAAAAAAAH?!?!?!?!??

    • @famatu
      @famatu 3 года назад

      "Waaait a minute... whO are you? :D"

  • @kenlaatz6740
    @kenlaatz6740 Год назад +1

    Whatched this a hundred times, and I just realized the drug joke is written as a David Letterman joke. So good.

  • @esoxaddict2197
    @esoxaddict2197 2 года назад +9

    One of the best to ever do it.
    RIP Norm.

  • @peoplevsradio317
    @peoplevsradio317 3 года назад +58

    I believe that his Last Stand Up routine on Letterman may go down as the greatest stand-up segment in late night history.

  • @philippweisang
    @philippweisang 5 лет назад +222

    I absolutely love his hypocrisy bit

  • @mobius3466
    @mobius3466 2 года назад +9

    Norm was the reason I got up on stage to do open mics. Thank you, Norm. R.I.P

  • @kevinlee9845
    @kevinlee9845 2 года назад +3

    Paul Shaffer and the boys were playing "You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go" by Bob Dylan when Norm came out... RIP Norm

  • @AnoNymous-ek1wr
    @AnoNymous-ek1wr 4 года назад +35

    Idk what it is...his delivery? Voice? Simplistic genius? But he is an absolute savage!

    • @Crabbadabba
      @Crabbadabba 3 года назад +3

      He's a jack of all trades kind of comedian, but the dryness in his voice really ties his riskier jokes together.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 2 года назад

      "Simplistic" No.