Can you go over the 2016 movie Fallen? I think there is a book too. It clearly thought it would be the next Twilight but OMG the movie has so many flaws
The amount of men in real life who are like this is actually horrifying. For some reason boyfriend’s/husband’s believe they have a right to decide how their sex lives should be instead of communicating with your partner obviously they shouldn’t have to sacrifice their pleasure and comfort, no, but their girls? Who cares. Incredibly disheartening how little women matter even in relationships.
10 out of fricken 10 comment! This needs to be said for EVERYONE! We shouldn’t just settle with “good enough” we should always be setting the bar higher for ourselves and others. That is the true form of a healthy relationship (romantic or other wise). Obviously there’s a line where you go too far and you are the only one working on yourself, but that’s not what I’m talking about LMAO. I’m talking about mutual growth where both (or all) people in the relationship push each other to be better. That’s healthy lmao.
No, they aren't. It's flavor of ice cream, not an objective (or rather callous and vain) "better". The bar should be fixed, with each man simply being a different flavor.
I thought what Ana meant when she said barefoot and pregnant means she doesn’t want to be a stay at home mom who’s whole responsibility is just talking care of the kids and the house. I know it’s a saying not just something Ana made up. Ana did end up pregnant. But she also didn’t give up her dream job. Which is the only good thing about this messed up series.
In both the book and movie, she ends up with less agency than when she started. Ironically, if she'd signed Christian's sex contract, she'd only have 3 months. But he got her to sign on to one for life, instead. Add a couple kids, and, well... Ana ain't going anywhere.
The whole triology would have been interesting if Christian Grey was a serial killer and Ana were the final girl and Kate would have investigated the entire thing to save Ana.
Honestly, the sheer amount of toxic relationships I see in these so called “romance” films nowadays is genuinely horrifying to me. Movies such as, Twilight, 50 Shades and 365 Days are all presented as romance films when in reality if the male lead wasn’t handsome/rich all of these films would most likely be considered horror movies.
They're basically unintentional horror films portrayed as romances. Apparently according to the writers and fans of this shit it's OK if a guy or girl is an evil psychopath who'd chop you to bits with a chainsaw as long as they find them hot.
It's a fanfiction thing, so unbelievably common ... I don't know why those ladies would write a romance and make it a "you against me" kind of relationship between lovers, I always think it should be "you and me against the world", but I suppose then they'd have to come out with an actual interesting plot rather than melodrama and toxic traits that the protagonist has to "change". Again, it's not a 50 shades thing, it's a "nearly all romance fanfiction" thing. Gets worse in most of them tbf because the characters having all the drama are under age, making them very bad role models for young ladies who consume those works.. and of course sometimes sex is added to spice it up and that's even worse because let's say it's not particularly informative nor realistic... And also romanticizes certain abusive behaviors. Funny enough, E.L. James's product isn't even near as bad as some of the stuff out there which I must say I couldn't get myself to consume....
This is just another level of crazy and I am not shaming anyone for their consensual kinks, but as Amanda said this is not healthy at all, it's really messed up.
Consent isn’t consensual when it’s coerced the way Christian coerces Ana. I had an ex who did similar things, and I thought I was empowering myself by playing along, which got him to stop hitting me (it wasn’t hitting I wanted...contrary to popular horrific belief, being submissive doesn’t mean wanting all hitting, like hitting in anger). In my head, I was consenting at that point since I’d stopped fighting, like Ana. In reality, I was beaten down and accepted abuse as a part of my life, and I learned how to not anger him into hitting me to control me. Ana is doing what I did. Accepting it and being beaten down enough isn’t consent. It’s a person being broken.
Like Noelle said... this isn't consensual kink. This is a rich guy using his influence and power to gaslight, coerce and manipulate a vulnerable woman into letting him abuse her and grooming her to see it as love
@@Author.Noelle.Alexandria I am so sorry that that happened to you and I am happy you got out of that situation, it must have taken a lot of courage and strength. I completely agree with you that coercion is not consent and healthy bdsm relationships don't look like this.
The mom stuff is so creepy especially when you find out Christian was ALONE WITH HIS MOTHER'S CORPSE FOR FOUR DAYS and literally like the next scene after that whole shit gets said he's like checking out people who remind him of his mom. God, would have been such a good horror plot or trauma recovery story instead of what happened.
I was listening to this vid as background noise and when I heard that line I just went 😳😳😳 so much that I thought my eyes would fall out. JESUS CHRIST.
i think dakota johnson’s performance in 50 shades falls under the same category as kristen stewart’s in twilight. ignoring the obvious similarities between the franchises; they’re both really talented actresses that played roles of very flat, poorly written characters. they played the character exactly how they should have, and made them the best they possibly could’ve been, given the circumstances
Kristen Stewart RUINED Bella! She was an amazing character in the books , especially now after midnight sun, and Stewart LITERALLY turned her into this stuttering, horrible, selfish girl who is just uninteresting and has NO redeeming qualities..whereas in the books, she is selfless af, is quick witted and intelligent and doesn't stutter everytime she fucking speaks!! And don't even get me started on how badly they ruined edward
He *does* have a big, loving family. Both his adoptive parents are very supportive and loving. His siblings adore him despite him being...him. The broody brother. It's also worth pointing out that Edward had also been "adopted" by Carlisle and Esme.
The reason I love twilight is because of the family like jasper and alice are so cute and just the fam is all I'm here for. What I want is a tv series about the fam ya know like a cute dance date between alice and jasper a cute dinner date with emmet and rosalie. Just ugh all I want lol. Sorry tangent
Oh my god the pubic hair part,,, "it would feel better for her" absolute bs lmao that's the line dudes throw out when they want u to be smooth because it's hot for them, but they'd never do it in return
@@SamAronow yeah me neither. I dont shave because my skin's too sensitive and also I don't want to, and I've had a whopping total of one singular guy who was into that be cool about it. (He actually does shave in return, he asked me if I would and I said no but he already had. So he was smooth shaven and I wasn't, lmao) I think it was a texture thing for that guy, but most of them just have a weird thing for hairlessness
To be fair, I've actually had my pubic hair lasered (which my fiance actually questioned because he actually doesn't care either way, but when I explained why he moved on because he respects that it's my body and I can do whatever I want with it), because in my personal experience, sex feels better without pubic hair. I feel like it helps with lubrication, because the hair seems to soak things up. But, that was my choice, and it wasn't about aesthetics - though I also feel like it looks better, just because I'm genetically predisposed to be hairless so I feel like it's more about congruence, but maybe that's just me - and I don't think that it's always the best choice for everyone. And I certainly don't think it's a choice that should be made by your partner, especially if they don't have the same, uh, equipment, and aren't willing to do the same thing in exchange.
I Love that you make it clear that you aren't kink shaming because this is definitely NOT an example of anything that anyone should follow. **Also thanks for reading this and feeding my curiousness without having to read it myself.**
Baby you are saving brain cells. I gave the first one a try and I swear on all things shiny and good I almost cracked a molar in sheer irritation. The story is idiotic enough but the actual writing format and style are just so god awful. It was a fanfic and it 100% reads like a fanfic but written by a teenager *thinking* that's what the BDSM lifestyle is like. And damn it I'm getting heated just thinking about all the times I had to read the line "my inner goddess". I just love watching these reviews because the commentary is usually freaking hysterical.
The only character that seems sane in this plot is the unborn child, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they were actuallyJoe from you who travelled back in time using his mad scientist powers
ana said that when christian fucked her one time she felt that her unborn second child (they also had a boy) would love sex (also i think she implied that it would be a girl). like tf. how can you even come up with something like that? disgusting!
Just for once, I want a popular story where the girl files a restraining order against her stalker and doesn't fall for him :( She then marries the cop that helped her get the order heheheh
Fun fact: collaring is an actual term used by the pet play community and it's basically like getting married! Though I doubt that E. L. James would know that given how little she seems to know about real BDSM/kink in general
Collaring is also a thing in a D/s, and M/s. Collaring in pet play usually goes with hand and hand with another dynamic. Most D/s or M/s dynamics will get "day collars", permanent collars, and collars for scenes/rough play. Collars for pet play, are simply pet collars. But yes, it's basically a serious dynamic/partnership, I wouldn't say marriage exactly because Subs can return collars or collars can be revoked. A good % of D/s or M/s dynamics that collar do end up actually getting married though. Collaring ceremonies are also beautiful! Mine was amazing.
Collaring is actually a thing in most dynamics of Bdsm, and it's basically like getting married within the community, although of course it holds no legal bearing and it's just a way to officialize their status as Top/bottom.
I was hoping someone would mention this! Although it makes me super uncomfortable that James used the term, like she's appropriating it without full knowledge of its meaning.
@@Sabrina-sc1db then 365 days spawns something with like elves. The girl is a human named Diamond (Dia) and the guy is named iron or something. The book is named "Mine" or that shit. They meet inside a forest or some shit. And when the book picks up on the next one she begs for him to turn her into an elf he refuses cause it's that story shit. Then in like page 145 she finds out Iron likes BDSM but the author changes it to Elf style or something like that. Diamond says no because she just doesn't want to, and then we find out Iron cheated and then diamond cheats. Then the author tries to pass it on like it's healthy and normal.
Wait my head hurts. Soooo Fifty Shades of Grey is a fanfic of a fanfic of a book? I'm feeling Dean sitting in a laundry mat reading about himself sitting in a laundry mat reading about himself energy- 😅
there was actually a bunch of fanfics adapted to books (after 50 shades was adapted but i might be wrong) but one of the most popular is After, a harry styles fanfic adapted into a book, THEN adapted into a MOVIE (netflix of course lol)
I was brainwashed with this whole genre of books as a preteen, These are definitely my favorite videos you make, because the clear distinctions from right and wrong you make help me so much to undo the toxic ... relationship ideals
imagine if 50 Shades was about a guy who thought he wanted a weak sub to control, but turns out he's much happier with a power bottom. And he's able to work through all his issues healthily while Ana establishes clear boundaries for herself. Now THAT sounds romantic.
Instead it's about a psycho who takes being molested by his stepmother out on young women who look like her and it's portrayed as BDSM because EL James doesn't know what BDSM is.
And portrays BDSM for what it is. Not some excuse for some rich man-child with mommy issues to take his frustrations out on some poor girl, but a sexual practice built on trust and respect for each other, and with the rules in place to make sure it’s pleasurable for both parties involved.
I mean, Secretary already did a great female sub romance, though. I'd rather imagine a story about a domme who is a whole person, who helps one of those silly manly man domly dom types figure out that he is *actually a sub.* THAT is something I've ACTUALLY never seen, at all. And that is what needs to be normalized, the idea that a woman can be genuinely dominant but a kind-hearted person, and a man can be submissive but not weak. I mean, if somebody can point me to an example of that, lay it tf on me, my body is READY.
How are there still people out there who don't know that Fifty Shades was originally Twilight fan fiction? This is not news, people! That's like still not knowing that Snape killed Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
Thanks for reigniting that trauma. Still the only book in that series I haven't read multiple times. Between Dumbledore and poor innocent Hedwig, I haven't been able to bring myself to put myself through it again, no matter how great (imo) that book is.
Apparently there can be people that aren't in the know. Take Game Grumps for instance. When Danny and Arin did Ocarina of time, Danny wasn't clued into or knew the twist with Zelda and despite a few close closes, Arin managed to keep the secret and Danny had a genuine reaction to the twist that people in the 90's or people that had an N64 or aware knew for ages. Or was a damn good actor and managed to act surprised!
Just imagine how better fifty shades would be if Anna was still the shy girl but has a secret job as a dominatrix and actually becomes greys Dom but he doesn't know it Fifty shades could be written better in so many ways Edit: thanks for the likes Just wanna add to this but Imagine Grey trying to portray himself as a calm/stern/mysterious guy but deep inside he gets turned on at the thought of a woman dominating him Edit 2: So going back to what I said about Ana being a "mommy" This idea would've been better especially since in the beginning of the first movie/book her friend was sick and she treated her with care Ana showing her caring/giving side would be perfect as a "mommy" for grey...sorry but if this sounded weird but it popped into my mind randomly and I HAD to type this
Here I am, crying from laughter, because I only saw the poster once and thought it was a meme, but your comment made me google it and it's an actual movie and I'm dead now
Before I knew what Fifty Shades of Grey was I asked my mom what was it about. My mom said it was about a woman you had sex with a lot of business men and the title was a reference to all the suits. My mom's answer would have been a better story.
The fact that E.L. James did basically nothing to change anyone's characterizations from Twilight (except remove vampirism,) made me realise how weird it is that Christian's birth mother was a neglectful drug addict who allowed men to abuse him, when *Edward's* birth mother was perfectly loving and begged Carlisle to save her dying son.
I guess James was self-aware enough to realize there needed to be a reason why Christian was so fucked up, since Edward without the fantasy elements would have likely turned out normal. In that sense, one could compare the abusive mother to the vampirism itself. Which sounds strange but its the only way the comparation fully works. Besides, following the story's logic and the questionable thought proccess of James, Christian's trauma seems akin to a curse with how he's "freed" of it by Ana's love. Very much a Beauty and the Beast sort of story, which also seemed like the basis for Twilight before they turned it around in the latter half, when the Beauty gets cursed by the Beast instead of releasing of his curse.
A competent therapist would have been great. Instead, ELJ gave us a quack who (if memory serves) more or less tells Ana, "Yeah, I've been trying and failing to fix him for years... but you cured him after only a month with your gumbo pot!" Only in a crappy fiction world is it acceptable for a licensed therapist to tell a sadistic patient's romantic partner that she alone is the key to healing said patient. Excuse me, doctor, but that isn't her responsibility.
I want New Moon from Edward's prospective! Where he's hunting Victoria and all the tortured month's away. It wouldn't be as long as Midnight Sun because Bella clearly did more without Edward than he did without her. I mean we have these stupid rip off fan fiction books from Grey. Why can't we get New Moon from Edward's POV? I know it's not likely to ever happen. But I guess it doesn't hurt to dream about it.
Unfortunately probably won't happen due to the author saying being in edwards head space made her mega depressed. There is a really good fanfic series that does all of them
To collar someone is actually a BDSM practice that many people do. It is mostly used as a symbol to show the bound between the submissive and the dominant. And it is also super cute (but it doesn't mean you belong to the person for ever, even though some people substitute their wedding ring with a collar)
That part about pubic hair reminds me of my 82 year-old aunt who read Fifty Shades and later called to ask us: "Is it true?" What is? "That women nowadays ... shave? Everything off?" Well. Most do And she found that to be so weird. I loved her for that.
I'd need to see some numbers on that. I've never been friends with or seen in a locker room a woman who shaves their pubic area. It probably varies by demographic, but I doubt it's most.
I question the statement of "most do" (I don't think I know a single woman who does it, though it's not exactly something I talk about on a regular basis with my friends, so who knows), but a funny story regardless.
@@Rainbownosehair Trim, sure. Shave it all off? No, I've never met anyone who does that, as far as I'm aware. I don't think it's quite as common in my country. It's mostly associated with porn.
I actually enjoy this series as a yandere manga. And like ALL yandere stories I read, I find it entertaining/fascinating like a horror movie but never and I mean never would I want to be in them.
Honestly, the scene where Grace slaps Elena was WAYYYYY to weak for me. If I just heard my friend raped my son, she would be ON THE FLOOR. And they would need an ambulance for her. She just taps her on the face and Ana gently throws a drink at her.
I love how ben wa balls don't actually work the way these types of things always write them. Like they heard about an item and decided it was sexy but didn't actually look into what the item does or how it would feel. It's meant for strengthening the pelvic floor muscles as you have to contract to hold them in the whole time. Imagine having to do kegels the whole time you're talking to someone and thinking that's hot.
18:06 Dakota Johnson's portrayal of Ana is just so great - there are so many little touches she brings to her performance. Like here, the way she shoves Jack down after kneeing him in the nads - it's so cathartic, I actually back-tapped just to watch the clip again a few times.
I have literally been searching RUclips today to see if any of my favorite RUclipsrs have done a review of this and here you are. We are psychically linked. The mind meld is complete.
Imagine being the Express VPN marketing consultant watching this and seeing how she ties (heh) it into the movie, and them going, "...That's it? That's what we're going with?" And Amanda is just nodding with a big smile on her face.
I like how in Twilight and Fifty shades the abusive character is complied with even more shitty one just to show that the less terrible guy isn't so bad after all.
Imagining Jamie Dornan brooding while jogging, listening to Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas has sent me to my eternal rest! I’ll see y’all on the flip side 🕊
Oh God. How could you do this to yourself? OK, you are SO amazing and humorous that I actually forced myself to watch it... And ENJOYED it. Did I consent to this? I DID; I CLICKED.
Imagine if 50 shades was written by different author, someone who actually knows how to write or have psychology (or similar) background. It could be great thriller/drama/horror, cause the plot is not that bad, just execution of that plot is shitty.
Ugh. Yes. Amanda suffering through more 50 shades is just what I need as my incredibly elderly dog has a bad time with her footing and my other elderly dog is trying to recover from kidney failure at the emergency vet. thank you for dealing with this trash so I don't have to.
The thing I never understood why Christian responded to her work emails… like if he know there is monitoring, he just shouldn’t respond, this isn’t that hard… isn’t he supposed to be smart?
Sheesh I’m on wattpad and I write better than this. Damn I should write some trashy work and then subvert it by pointing out how absolutely awful all the material is.
I’m on Wattpad too! I’m an aspiring writer and it’s been tough lmao. Don’t know why it’s been so hard but I still want to keep writing. It’s just fic about animated shows I love. I like to think I write good enough. Sorry about the slight word-vomit, I just got happy seeing another Wattpad user/writer on here :D
Ha! I just unpublished my book on Wattpad because I was afraid it was trash. But now I've been reminded 50 Shades exists and feel a little better about my work.
Amanda talking about getting a concealed carry with a fake ID: “America, I don’t actually think your that bad.” America: “As long as they have an honest enough face, they can have a gun. Were we supposed to check that ID?”
Darker used to be my favorite book in the series. Can you believe this book series actually got me into reading romance and now I absolutely have a love/hate relationship with it.
I definitely forgot what I was watching and got so interested in the psychology of Grey's mind that when the sex stuff came up I caught whiplash.... sidenote... I definitely shouldn't have laughed at the crying Jose joke you made.
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They get engaged after a month?? Jeez, even Bella and Edward waited a year or so, and they were teenagers.
Edward and Bella were also engaged for at least a little bit, and it was briefly mentioned as an idea before that.
Actually Bella was the teenager, Edward ws over a 100 years old
Plus they needed to get married so Edward could turn her into a vampire there's no reason they need to get married that quick in 50 shades lmao
Except marriage isn't necessary for athena.
@@susanxox4048 since he was turned as a teenager he remained with the maturity and mindset of one
ANNNNAAAA BETTER RUN BETTER RUN BETTER RUN
yes
FASTER THEN CHRISTIAN
Hey Amanda hello can you watch Lua Vermelha i really want to see you watching that
Can you go over the 2016 movie Fallen? I think there is a book too. It clearly thought it would be the next Twilight but OMG the movie has so many flaws
Yes, because getting involved with an abusive sociopath is clearly the best choice! 🙄
Grey: _pushes anna to get on birth control because he hates condoms_
Me: Get a vasectomy and stop policing women's bodies.
Luckily his brand of toxic Dom doesn't care about controlling himself only women 🥲
The amount of men in real life who are like this is actually horrifying. For some reason boyfriend’s/husband’s believe they have a right to decide how their sex lives should be instead of communicating with your partner obviously they shouldn’t have to sacrifice their pleasure and comfort, no, but their girls? Who cares. Incredibly disheartening how little women matter even in relationships.
grey: no their bodies are mine, their minds are mine i wish to feast on their youth and beauty *halloween theme plays*
Period
Humanity👌👌👌👌👌
"He's never hit me"
Oh Ana, boyfriends are supposed to _raise_ the bar for other men, not lower it
10 out of fricken 10 comment! This needs to be said for EVERYONE! We shouldn’t just settle with “good enough” we should always be setting the bar higher for ourselves and others. That is the true form of a healthy relationship (romantic or other wise).
Obviously there’s a line where you go too far and you are the only one working on yourself, but that’s not what I’m talking about LMAO. I’m talking about mutual growth where both (or all) people in the relationship push each other to be better. That’s healthy lmao.
Harden Scott who 🙄🙄🙄
No, they aren't. It's flavor of ice cream, not an objective (or rather callous and vain) "better". The bar should be fixed, with each man simply being a different flavor.
The bar is on the floor
I love how Ana states that she won't end up "barefoot and pregnant"... Which is LITERALLY how she ends the last movie! 🙄
I believe this was an attempt at foreshadowing
@@Sabrina-sc1db And certainly not an attempt at subtlety
@@laurenfromcherub Ha, that's a good point
I thought what Ana meant when she said barefoot and pregnant means she doesn’t want to be a stay at home mom who’s whole responsibility is just talking care of the kids and the house. I know it’s a saying not just something Ana made up.
Ana did end up pregnant. But she also didn’t give up her dream job. Which is the only good thing about this messed up series.
In both the book and movie, she ends up with less agency than when she started. Ironically, if she'd signed Christian's sex contract, she'd only have 3 months. But he got her to sign on to one for life, instead. Add a couple kids, and, well... Ana ain't going anywhere.
"she's inserting herself into their relationship like a butt plug" im sajdkhfklsdhfl choking
Truth
The whole triology would have been interesting if Christian Grey was a serial killer and Ana were the final girl and Kate would have investigated the entire thing to save Ana.
Omg yes! Someone should write that fanfiction and finally produce a decent storyline from all of this nonsense!
@@aisme19 Hope someone does!!
That sounds a little like the plot of "You".
I'd have enjoyed that story line
“It’s like she’s poking Stephanie with a stick” when I tell you I wheezed 😂😂
I read this right as she said it 😂
She's right though.
I would love to see that twitter war I'd need to make so much popcorn
This series would be far more convincing as a horror movie, than a romantic drama!
I wish there was a fanfic like that!!!
If you change the music and make Christian ugly, it would be a horror movie.
I agree
@@TheBarboteoGirlyandere fics that’s it (lmao)
Make Christian Grey poor and it’s basically an episode of Criminal Minds.
Honestly, the sheer amount of toxic relationships I see in these so called “romance” films nowadays is genuinely horrifying to me. Movies such as, Twilight, 50 Shades and 365 Days are all presented as romance films when in reality if the male lead wasn’t handsome/rich all of these films would most likely be considered horror movies.
Not to mention a good chunk of relationships presented on The CW TV network.
and dont forget Riverdale and After
so true
They're basically unintentional horror films portrayed as romances. Apparently according to the writers and fans of this shit it's OK if a guy or girl is an evil psychopath who'd chop you to bits with a chainsaw as long as they find them hot.
It's a fanfiction thing, so unbelievably common ...
I don't know why those ladies would write a romance and make it a "you against me" kind of relationship between lovers, I always think it should be "you and me against the world", but I suppose then they'd have to come out with an actual interesting plot rather than melodrama and toxic traits that the protagonist has to "change".
Again, it's not a 50 shades thing, it's a "nearly all romance fanfiction" thing.
Gets worse in most of them tbf because the characters having all the drama are under age, making them very bad role models for young ladies who consume those works.. and of course sometimes sex is added to spice it up and that's even worse because let's say it's not particularly informative nor realistic... And also romanticizes certain abusive behaviors.
Funny enough, E.L. James's product isn't even near as bad as some of the stuff out there which I must say I couldn't get myself to consume....
This is just another level of crazy and I am not shaming anyone for their consensual kinks, but as Amanda said this is not healthy at all, it's really messed up.
Consent isn’t consensual when it’s coerced the way Christian coerces Ana. I had an ex who did similar things, and I thought I was empowering myself by playing along, which got him to stop hitting me (it wasn’t hitting I wanted...contrary to popular horrific belief, being submissive doesn’t mean wanting all hitting, like hitting in anger). In my head, I was consenting at that point since I’d stopped fighting, like Ana. In reality, I was beaten down and accepted abuse as a part of my life, and I learned how to not anger him into hitting me to control me. Ana is doing what I did. Accepting it and being beaten down enough isn’t consent. It’s a person being broken.
Like Noelle said... this isn't consensual kink. This is a rich guy using his influence and power to gaslight, coerce and manipulate a vulnerable woman into letting him abuse her and grooming her to see it as love
Yes it is. I know several people in the BDSM community and they are completely abhorred by this series.
@@Author.Noelle.Alexandria I am so sorry that that happened to you and I am happy you got out of that situation, it must have taken a lot of courage and strength. I completely agree with you that coercion is not consent and healthy bdsm relationships don't look like this.
As much as I know people from these circles have said publicly the books are trash and that isn't the way it is done at all.
The mom stuff is so creepy especially when you find out Christian was ALONE WITH HIS MOTHER'S CORPSE FOR FOUR DAYS and literally like the next scene after that whole shit gets said he's like checking out people who remind him of his mom. God, would have been such a good horror plot or trauma recovery story instead of what happened.
😲 no wonder he was _fifty shades of fucked up_
@@msrustyspatula8679 that’s was very clever of you.
I didn’t know this was a psycho remake
Isn't that a plot point in Dexter?
Literally what killing stalking did.
“It’s mine too” actually made me feel ill.
One of the worst things in the whole goddamn series.
Ugh fr
I was listening to this vid as background noise and when I heard that line I just went 😳😳😳 so much that I thought my eyes would fall out. JESUS CHRIST.
Thanks for the likes! It’s comforting to know we all agree about the grossness.
what's the time stamp?
i think dakota johnson’s performance in 50 shades falls under the same category as kristen stewart’s in twilight. ignoring the obvious similarities between the franchises; they’re both really talented actresses that played roles of very flat, poorly written characters. they played the character exactly how they should have, and made them the best they possibly could’ve been, given the circumstances
Only it seems like everyone still loved Dakota, but people shit on Kristen till this day
I wouldn't say really talented.
I agree
That and they have zero chemistry with their lives interest
Kristen Stewart RUINED Bella! She was an amazing character in the books , especially now after midnight sun, and Stewart LITERALLY turned her into this stuttering, horrible, selfish girl who is just uninteresting and has NO redeeming qualities..whereas in the books, she is selfless af, is quick witted and intelligent and doesn't stutter everytime she fucking speaks!! And don't even get me started on how badly they ruined edward
"he is a abusive billionaire but at least he is a charitable abusive billionaire" 💀💀💀
It is so weird how Christian doesn't have the most important Edward feature: A big loving family
or any actual interest in Ana outside of sex
He *does* have a big, loving family. Both his adoptive parents are very supportive and loving. His siblings adore him despite him being...him. The broody brother. It's also worth pointing out that Edward had also been "adopted" by Carlisle and Esme.
His adoptive family is decent but it's definitely clear that she just replaced the vampire thing with badly managed trauma
If he had a family he wouldn't be emotionally stunted.
The reason I love twilight is because of the family like jasper and alice are so cute and just the fam is all I'm here for. What I want is a tv series about the fam ya know like a cute dance date between alice and jasper a cute dinner date with emmet and rosalie. Just ugh all I want lol. Sorry tangent
“I share that opinion with Velocipastor director...” is quite a sentence.
I like your pfp, its cute.
no because I'd rather watch Twlight's terrible "hold on tight spider monkey" on repeat 1000 times then watch 50 shades of grey once.
honestly same although the first 50 shades movie is pretty fun it's way better than the source material
Technically that line wasn't written by Meyers. I think it was an actor improv... But yeah.
I like that line as well.
@@Wormwoodification Yes, it was! They made Rob pick the line.
The only thing about Twilight that I love is how much Robert Pattinson hates the movies. His interviews are priceless 🤣
That’s it. There’s no other way. 365 Days from Massimo’s perspective. It has to come full circle.
🤢🤮
😱hope that never happens
"so i k1ll3d 146 women that day, but this one, this one was different..........i always wanted to r@p3 one before the k1ll1ng" - massimo in 365 days.
You ARE lost, babygirl. Lol
Is now a good time to mention my hairdresser is BFF with Blanka Lipińska? Will mention my idea to her next time I get my ends cut
Oh my god the pubic hair part,,, "it would feel better for her" absolute bs lmao that's the line dudes throw out when they want u to be smooth because it's hot for them, but they'd never do it in return
I'm a dude and I have no idea why others find it hot. I know a lot who don't.
@@SamAronow yeah me neither. I dont shave because my skin's too sensitive and also I don't want to, and I've had a whopping total of one singular guy who was into that be cool about it. (He actually does shave in return, he asked me if I would and I said no but he already had. So he was smooth shaven and I wasn't, lmao) I think it was a texture thing for that guy, but most of them just have a weird thing for hairlessness
"they want u to be smooth because it's hot for them" it's kind of creepy if they think that since they think looking prepubescent is hot
@@FruityHachi some people are sensitive so shaving helps but then BOTH need to do it or it wont even help the sensitivity
To be fair, I've actually had my pubic hair lasered (which my fiance actually questioned because he actually doesn't care either way, but when I explained why he moved on because he respects that it's my body and I can do whatever I want with it), because in my personal experience, sex feels better without pubic hair. I feel like it helps with lubrication, because the hair seems to soak things up.
But, that was my choice, and it wasn't about aesthetics - though I also feel like it looks better, just because I'm genetically predisposed to be hairless so I feel like it's more about congruence, but maybe that's just me - and I don't think that it's always the best choice for everyone. And I certainly don't think it's a choice that should be made by your partner, especially if they don't have the same, uh, equipment, and aren't willing to do the same thing in exchange.
I Love that you make it clear that you aren't kink shaming because this is definitely NOT an example of anything that anyone should follow.
**Also thanks for reading this and feeding my curiousness without having to read it myself.**
I've not brave enough to read it in my own So I use Amanda
@@hannahperry606 Same lmfAo. I would be forever ridiculed
Baby you are saving brain cells. I gave the first one a try and I swear on all things shiny and good I almost cracked a molar in sheer irritation. The story is idiotic enough but the actual writing format and style are just so god awful. It was a fanfic and it 100% reads like a fanfic but written by a teenager *thinking* that's what the BDSM lifestyle is like. And damn it I'm getting heated just thinking about all the times I had to read the line "my inner goddess". I just love watching these reviews because the commentary is usually freaking hysterical.
Lol Never thought I’d hear anyone describe “Pump it” as violent 🤨
It gave me whiplash lmao
By those standards, Macarena must be a fucking rave to him lmao
The song that goes la di di da la did daaa?!
@@Ashley-Lopez LMAO
It's so fucking funny tbh
The only character that seems sane in this plot is the unborn child, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they were actuallyJoe from you who travelled back in time using his mad scientist powers
ana said that when christian fucked her one time she felt that her unborn second child (they also had a boy) would love sex (also i think she implied that it would be a girl). like tf. how can you even come up with something like that? disgusting!
0^0
@@sweetbunnybun w-what🤠🔫
@@sweetbunnybun *FBI OPEN UP*
I feel sorry for those fictional children, there is zero chance they can grow up normally with those messed up parents.
INSERTING YOURSELF INTO THE RELATIONSHIP LIKE A BUTT PLUG
That sent me - 😂
I WHEEZED
gently and consensual?
@@thac0twenty377 the plug is surounded on almost all sides by the ass aka christian
I wonder how often the authors mother told her that if a boy is mean to her it means he likes her.
Just for once, I want a popular story where the girl files a restraining order against her stalker and doesn't fall for him :(
She then marries the cop that helped her get the order heheheh
That’s basically invisible man without the horror
@@yessy3433 I stand corrected and I kinda hate it
Time to start writing and make the dream happy ^^
I once read a Strange Magic fanfiction with that plot, it was actually pretty good
Mm but acab, tho...
Someone write a seqaul fanfiction where Christan dies and Anna finally finds a healthy relationship after going through competent therepy.
Hand the link over, I need bleach 😊
Fun fact: collaring is an actual term used by the pet play community and it's basically like getting married! Though I doubt that E. L. James would know that given how little she seems to know about real BDSM/kink in general
That’s cute
Collaring is also a thing in a D/s, and M/s. Collaring in pet play usually goes with hand and hand with another dynamic. Most D/s or M/s dynamics will get "day collars", permanent collars, and collars for scenes/rough play. Collars for pet play, are simply pet collars. But yes, it's basically a serious dynamic/partnership, I wouldn't say marriage exactly because Subs can return collars or collars can be revoked. A good % of D/s or M/s dynamics that collar do end up actually getting married though. Collaring ceremonies are also beautiful! Mine was amazing.
Collaring is actually a thing in most dynamics of Bdsm, and it's basically like getting married within the community, although of course it holds no legal bearing and it's just a way to officialize their status as Top/bottom.
I was hoping someone would mention this! Although it makes me super uncomfortable that James used the term, like she's appropriating it without full knowledge of its meaning.
Super happy someone brought this up!! :) Collaring is so beautiful in a healthy relationship, but stupid E. L. James had to ruin it >:(
YES!!! The Amanda Trilogy is almost complete!!!
Totally, Amanda's reviews are far more entertaining than the actual movie/books!
Not since return of the king has there ever been such an anticipate trilogy ending
Anyone else really wanna see Amanda cover the pregnancy pact?
I could've sworn she already did, but that was a different channel I watch for great reviews about shit movies.
@@WolfHreda was it Cynical Reviews? I love that channel lmao
@@paulomascarenhas739 you fucking know it!
You I would love that 😭
Yesss
This spawned from Twilight?
...that series just won't stop hurting me.
All of Fifty Shades did, yes.
Wait until you know about 365, that spawned from this
Late to that party, pal. You new here?
@@Sabrina-sc1db then 365 days spawns something with like elves. The girl is a human named Diamond (Dia) and the guy is named iron or something. The book is named "Mine" or that shit. They meet inside a forest or some shit. And when the book picks up on the next one she begs for him to turn her into an elf he refuses cause it's that story shit. Then in like page 145 she finds out Iron likes BDSM but the author changes it to Elf style or something like that. Diamond says no because she just doesn't want to, and then we find out Iron cheated and then diamond cheats. Then the author tries to pass it on like it's healthy and normal.
@@angelambrosia6397 There is more of this bull crap?!
I don't know why you do this to yourself, but I'm thankful you're willing to take the hit for us! ❤
Amanda the Jedi: Torturing herself with terrible works so that we don't have to!
Amanda somehow has invisible armor and has infinite HP
@@goobertron9099 She has a bag full of health potions
I'm terrified of Christian and he isn`t even a real person T-T
The sad thing is, that there are many "Christians" out there. I think that is why he's so terrifying.
@@notyourproblem474 I couldn't agree with you more
same here.
@@notyourproblem474 why would you name your child after a religion WHAT
@@ussinussinongawd516 There are many guys named Christian, it's common name in America and England. Don't know why, it's quite weird.
Turns out this whole series wasn’t about the relationship between Christian and Ana, but the love between the inner monster and the inner goddess.
Wait my head hurts. Soooo Fifty Shades of Grey is a fanfic of a fanfic of a book? I'm feeling Dean sitting in a laundry mat reading about himself sitting in a laundry mat reading about himself energy- 😅
Master of the universe is a fanfic of twilight, the name was changed to 50 shades for publication
there was actually a bunch of fanfics adapted to books (after 50 shades was adapted but i might be wrong) but one of the most popular is After, a harry styles fanfic adapted into a book, THEN adapted into a MOVIE (netflix of course lol)
If you want to get technical, it's a fanfiction of a fanfiction, which is based movie, which is based on a book.
If we think about Twilight like a some kind of retelling of the Beauty and the Beast ... Well, maybe we have the damn trinity of toxic relationships
@@macpatient3082 omg that makes my head hurt more-
There’s one thing that EL James doesn’t seem to understand. CONSENT.
"You're inserting yourself into the relationship like a butt plug" is truly the best line I have ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying. Send help.
I was brainwashed with this whole genre of books as a preteen, These are definitely my favorite videos you make, because the clear distinctions from right and wrong you make help me so much to undo the toxic ... relationship ideals
I love how in every review that includes a pretty actress Amanda just goes 🥺👉👈 because same
I love that I don't want to read this but watching you hate this and explain it is so fun!!!
This feels like American Psycho just with no murder.
That’s the vibe with Christian Grey, all right. And I’ve only ever seen two minutes and thirty three seconds of American Psycho.
@@sockgoblin2942 oh man you gotta watch the whole thing Christian Bale is delightful in that movie
I said the same thing lmao
It's American Psycho if Patrick Bateman wasn't shown as the villain he is.
@@athenajaxon2397 it’s on my list of movies to watch
Christian is so unsexy that he makes me wanna fill my lady garden with cement and just call it a bloody day. He’s heinous.
imagine if 50 Shades was about a guy who thought he wanted a weak sub to control, but turns out he's much happier with a power bottom. And he's able to work through all his issues healthily while Ana establishes clear boundaries for herself.
Now THAT sounds romantic.
Instead it's about a psycho who takes being molested by his stepmother out on young women who look like her and it's portrayed as BDSM because EL James doesn't know what BDSM is.
And portrays BDSM for what it is. Not some excuse for some rich man-child with mommy issues to take his frustrations out on some poor girl, but a sexual practice built on trust and respect for each other, and with the rules in place to make sure it’s pleasurable for both parties involved.
Awwww 🥺 someone should write that
I mean, Secretary already did a great female sub romance, though. I'd rather imagine a story about a domme who is a whole person, who helps one of those silly manly man domly dom types figure out that he is *actually a sub.* THAT is something I've ACTUALLY never seen, at all. And that is what needs to be normalized, the idea that a woman can be genuinely dominant but a kind-hearted person, and a man can be submissive but not weak. I mean, if somebody can point me to an example of that, lay it tf on me, my body is READY.
Yes, but that would take talent to write.
How are there still people out there who don't know that Fifty Shades was originally Twilight fan fiction? This is not news, people! That's like still not knowing that Snape killed Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
Thanks for reigniting that trauma. Still the only book in that series I haven't read multiple times. Between Dumbledore and poor innocent Hedwig, I haven't been able to bring myself to put myself through it again, no matter how great (imo) that book is.
And then 365 days was born from 50 Shades .
Apparently there can be people that aren't in the know. Take Game Grumps for instance. When Danny and Arin did Ocarina of time, Danny wasn't clued into or knew the twist with Zelda and despite a few close closes, Arin managed to keep the secret and Danny had a genuine reaction to the twist that people in the 90's or people that had an N64 or aware knew for ages. Or was a damn good actor and managed to act surprised!
What?! Snape killed Dumbledore?!
Spoilers. xD
O no, now you spoilered me 😂
"He asks her if she would like some kegel balls inserted into her hooha"
Impeccable delivery, Amanda, that was priceless.
i found this comment just as she said it 😫😫
Just imagine how better fifty shades would be if Anna was still the shy girl but has a secret job as a dominatrix and actually becomes greys Dom but he doesn't know it
Fifty shades could be written better in so many ways
Edit: thanks for the likes
Just wanna add to this but
Imagine Grey trying to portray himself as a calm/stern/mysterious guy but deep inside he gets turned on at the thought of a woman dominating him
Edit 2:
So going back to what I said about Ana being a "mommy"
This idea would've been better especially since in the beginning of the first movie/book her friend was sick and she treated her with care
Ana showing her caring/giving side would be perfect as a "mommy" for grey...sorry but if this sounded weird but it popped into my mind randomly and I HAD to type this
That’s so true
there is a submissive that came to the conclusion that fifty shades of grey should have had christian find out that he needs a "mommy"
@@Butterflier00 that plot
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@@Butterflier00 Which would be a much better way to cope with his trauma, come on Christian
Hell yeah, I'd love to see a mommydom version of this instead!
Brenden Steere deserves an oscar for Velocipastor. Make a new category, I don't care, just make it happen
Here I am, crying from laughter, because I only saw the poster once and thought it was a meme, but your comment made me google it and it's an actual movie and I'm dead now
Before I knew what Fifty Shades of Grey was I asked my mom what was it about. My mom said it was about a woman you had sex with a lot of business men and the title was a reference to all the suits. My mom's answer would have been a better story.
There's a series on Amazon called "office toy" that's that almost exactly. Much better than 50 shades.
I love your mom.
"He's an abusive billionaire, but at least he's a CHARITABLE abusive billionaire!"
The fact that E.L. James did basically nothing to change anyone's characterizations from Twilight (except remove vampirism,) made me realise how weird it is that Christian's birth mother was a neglectful drug addict who allowed men to abuse him, when *Edward's* birth mother was perfectly loving and begged Carlisle to save her dying son.
I guess James was self-aware enough to realize there needed to be a reason why Christian was so fucked up, since Edward without the fantasy elements would have likely turned out normal. In that sense, one could compare the abusive mother to the vampirism itself. Which sounds strange but its the only way the comparation fully works. Besides, following the story's logic and the questionable thought proccess of James, Christian's trauma seems akin to a curse with how he's "freed" of it by Ana's love. Very much a Beauty and the Beast sort of story, which also seemed like the basis for Twilight before they turned it around in the latter half, when the Beauty gets cursed by the Beast instead of releasing of his curse.
His therapist would probably recommend a call to the police if this was written by a competent author.
A competent therapist would have been great. Instead, ELJ gave us a quack who (if memory serves) more or less tells Ana, "Yeah, I've been trying and failing to fix him for years... but you cured him after only a month with your gumbo pot!" Only in a crappy fiction world is it acceptable for a licensed therapist to tell a sadistic patient's romantic partner that she alone is the key to healing said patient. Excuse me, doctor, but that isn't her responsibility.
I want New Moon from Edward's prospective! Where he's hunting Victoria and all the tortured month's away. It wouldn't be as long as Midnight Sun because Bella clearly did more without Edward than he did without her. I mean we have these stupid rip off fan fiction books from Grey. Why can't we get New Moon from Edward's POV? I know it's not likely to ever happen. But I guess it doesn't hurt to dream about it.
I would like to have the whole series from his pov. It's impossible but we can still hope
I don't think he was hunting Victoria.
Unfortunately probably won't happen due to the author saying being in edwards head space made her mega depressed. There is a really good fanfic series that does all of them
"you inserted yourself in their relationship like a buttplug"
Thanks for that, I near choked to death on my morning tea and cigarette 🤣🤣
To collar someone is actually a BDSM practice that many people do. It is mostly used as a symbol to show the bound between the submissive and the dominant. And it is also super cute (but it doesn't mean you belong to the person for ever, even though some people substitute their wedding ring with a collar)
“inserting yourself into the relationship like a butt plug” omg i spat out my drink 😂
Thank you for sacrificing your brain cells for us.
If Christian was unattractive, this would be a whole another story
It would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
@@thomasraines1396 If someone rewrite Twilight into Buffy style this would be a BDSM Devil wears an prada
@@hugoumero9723 my god.
Unattractive and not rich
@@thomasraines1396 yup it just Twilight meyer version is shit
That part about pubic hair reminds me of my 82 year-old aunt who read Fifty Shades and later called to ask us:
"Is it true?"
What is?
"That women nowadays ... shave? Everything off?"
Well. Most do
And she found that to be so weird. I loved her for that.
I'd need to see some numbers on that. I've never been friends with or seen in a locker room a woman who shaves their pubic area. It probably varies by demographic, but I doubt it's most.
I question the statement of "most do" (I don't think I know a single woman who does it, though it's not exactly something I talk about on a regular basis with my friends, so who knows), but a funny story regardless.
@@RobotMaria really? Almost all friends I have do, trim or landscape at the least, most shave or wax it all off
@@Rainbownosehair Trim, sure. Shave it all off? No, I've never met anyone who does that, as far as I'm aware. I don't think it's quite as common in my country. It's mostly associated with porn.
@@RobotMaria You make an excellent point. It's probably a misconception due to the porn industry.
I actually enjoy this series as a yandere manga. And like ALL yandere stories I read, I find it entertaining/fascinating like a horror movie but never and I mean never would I want to be in them.
Totally relate to you on that- and yeah, like a lot of people have said, a simple change of framing would make this totally fine!
@@Dreigonix look up editing is everything 50 shades its fantastic
I'm glad your smart enough to see it in that light, but the problem is that it's played straight as if it's perfectly fine.
Yanderes kinda have to be girls though. Also usually they dont do coerced sex....
@@ussinussinongawd516 Not necessarily.
I didn't ask permission because you would have said no... Yeah... Wow 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ that will ALWAYS creep me all the way out.
Grey's basically a bratty tantrum throwing boy in a grown man's body. Like Kylo Ren in the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
Honestly, the scene where Grace slaps Elena was WAYYYYY to weak for me. If I just heard my friend raped my son, she would be ON THE FLOOR. And they would need an ambulance for her. She just taps her on the face and Ana gently throws a drink at her.
Friday video from Amanda to kick off the weekend? YES PLEASE ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
I love how ben wa balls don't actually work the way these types of things always write them. Like they heard about an item and decided it was sexy but didn't actually look into what the item does or how it would feel. It's meant for strengthening the pelvic floor muscles as you have to contract to hold them in the whole time. Imagine having to do kegels the whole time you're talking to someone and thinking that's hot.
18:06 Dakota Johnson's portrayal of Ana is just so great - there are so many little touches she brings to her performance. Like here, the way she shoves Jack down after kneeing him in the nads - it's so cathartic, I actually back-tapped just to watch the clip again a few times.
No matter how many times I listen to the same story of Twilight with some small change, it´s always fun to hear Amanda's reaction
I just learned that Netflix is shooting 2 sequels to ”365 days”.... Damn a trilogy....
It will be on line in 2022.
I already hate myself, because I know I'll watch it for some reason
@@lianadalton8093
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@@lianadalton8093 nothing wrong with it tbh its not like that gives netflix any more money than you already give
I have literally been searching RUclips today to see if any of my favorite RUclipsrs have done a review of this and here you are. We are psychically linked. The mind meld is complete.
Imagine being the Express VPN marketing consultant watching this and seeing how she ties (heh) it into the movie, and them going, "...That's it? That's what we're going with?" And Amanda is just nodding with a big smile on her face.
I love your "Good for you sweetieee!", your videos really have been helping me with life This past year
16:50 yeah it's like being told that a large chunk of True Blood is little over a year and OUAT is basically an anomaly where time does not exist.
amanda your sufferring for bringing us entertainment is very appreciated
"GIRL, there are men who do NEITHER!" djfskdjfskjdk GOD BLESS YOU AMANDA
Thank you for reading this because I never would.
I like how in Twilight and Fifty shades the abusive character is complied with even more shitty one just to show that the less terrible guy isn't so bad after all.
Love Amanda’s book reviews! They’re really like talking with a friend. Something I needed today.
You will never stop making fifty shades/twilight videos because the content just keeps coming haha and ill keep watching
NEW AMANDA VIDEO! NEW AMANDA VIDEO! AHHHHHH YES LET US ALL SUFFER WITH YOU
12:49 That crazed look was everything 😂😂😂
Imagining Jamie Dornan brooding while jogging, listening to Pump It by the Black Eyed Peas has sent me to my eternal rest! I’ll see y’all on the flip side 🕊
Oh God. How could you do this to yourself?
OK, you are SO amazing and humorous that I actually forced myself to watch it... And ENJOYED it. Did I consent to this? I DID; I CLICKED.
12:05 "No, you're not puttin' those in my butt." this is said so funny. I just keep rewatching. why have I not seen this ever?
17:30
Puts glasses on and looks
WHERE!?
I laughed so hard at this!
Imagine if 50 shades was written by different author, someone who actually knows how to write or have psychology (or similar) background. It could be great thriller/drama/horror, cause the plot is not that bad, just execution of that plot is shitty.
If it dint have sex and dint romanticized abuse but had more of the girls perspective of why she goes back to him then I would watch that horror movie
Ugh. Yes. Amanda suffering through more 50 shades is just what I need as my incredibly elderly dog has a bad time with her footing and my other elderly dog is trying to recover from kidney failure at the emergency vet. thank you for dealing with this trash so I don't have to.
Have to finish a project but I already have this video queued up for when I’m done. Thank you, Amanda! I know you suffer a lot for us. *salute
I set all my videos to 1.5 speed except yours. You're great and feel like a friend so I like listening to you
8:56 I've never been so relieved to hear the word "cream" in my life
The thing I never understood why Christian responded to her work emails… like if he know there is monitoring, he just shouldn’t respond, this isn’t that hard… isn’t he supposed to be smart?
when i saw the notification i read "from A Christian's POV" and was so confused
i think watching people talk about the 50 shades franchise is just a special interest for me at this point
Wait have u had that phantom menace poster this whole time? How the hell did i not notice it before ?!🤣
I haven't even started the video yet but I have waited for this for so long
Sheesh I’m on wattpad and I write better than this. Damn I should write some trashy work and then subvert it by pointing out how absolutely awful all the material is.
I’m on Wattpad too! I’m an aspiring writer and it’s been tough lmao. Don’t know why it’s been so hard but I still want to keep writing. It’s just fic about animated shows I love. I like to think I write good enough. Sorry about the slight word-vomit, I just got happy seeing another Wattpad user/writer on here :D
@@Ashley-Lopez and im on wattpad and i allready make an new story
Same! I’ve been writing in Wattpad since my high school days & my writing is better than this shit.
Ha! I just unpublished my book on Wattpad because I was afraid it was trash. But now I've been reminded 50 Shades exists and feel a little better about my work.
@@TheBridget272 its ok wattpad is made for EVERYthing i guarantee there will be 1 person atleast who loves what you wrote
Amanda talking about getting a concealed carry with a fake ID: “America, I don’t actually think your that bad.”
America: “As long as they have an honest enough face, they can have a gun. Were we supposed to check that ID?”
Finally someone who appreciates Dakota Johnson! I hate this franchise, but I lowkey love her!
your "okay, word" literally had me howling girl
Darker used to be my favorite book in the series. Can you believe this book series actually got me into reading romance and now I absolutely have a love/hate relationship with it.
Thank you for your sacrifice. Watching 50 shades reviews is my guilty pleasure
I definitely forgot what I was watching and got so interested in the psychology of Grey's mind that when the sex stuff came up I caught whiplash.... sidenote... I definitely shouldn't have laughed at the crying Jose joke you made.
I truly enjoy when the sarcasm comes thru because I had the same reaction
Thank you for making these! I haven't laughed this hard for weeks, and your sweatshirt choice had me rolling given the content!