I Read the TWILIGHT 50 SHADES Fanfiction and Now Everything Hurts

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • My medulla oblongata is shattered.
    Did you know that Fifty Shades of Grey was originally Twilight Fanfiction called Master of the Universe? Well NOW you do
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  • @MGodfrey
    @MGodfrey 4 года назад +7164

    guys I think we should give Amanda a break, she needs time to heal her medulla oblongata

    • @Sznfctm
      @Sznfctm 4 года назад +102

      That's too bad, I was about to suggest a video about "master of the universe" (lol) part 2 at dunno, 15k likes? :D Edit: *gasp* I called it at the first 2 minutes of the video, believe it or not. *gasp* :D

    • @jessi5872
      @jessi5872 4 года назад +21

      And soul.

    • @Elizabethscaptain
      @Elizabethscaptain 4 года назад +110

      But what does her inner Godesses want??

    • @sigisig3941
      @sigisig3941 4 года назад +4

      well 50000 will take some time.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 4 года назад +11

      maybe Colonel Sanders can help her.

  • @shae8350
    @shae8350 4 года назад +4285

    Rest in peace, Amanda. We'll tell your story and how you sacrificed your sanity for our entertainment

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +40

      I would’ve just recommend for her to listen to the only good thing that came out of both franchises, the first Twilight’s soundtrack as a cleanser for all this filth

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 4 года назад +23

      We will sing of her heroic sacrifice for generations! We will teach the songs of her heroism to our children and our children's children!!! *Drama intensifies*

    • @yormpbirdhouse4407
      @yormpbirdhouse4407 4 года назад +12

      The ballad will become so legendary that bards of the past have sung it.

    • @Lilyemaly
      @Lilyemaly 2 года назад +1

      We will read her story to kids

  • @Rivenlore99
    @Rivenlore99 4 года назад +4293

    The really depressing part of this is that a lot of fan fictions are actually pretty good, but then people assume all fan fictions are this bad. Edit: thank you for liking my comment, I didn’t realize so many people agreed

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 4 года назад +231

      Yeah, it makes all of us who give a care about our fanfics look bad and demotivate us. :(
      (but it's also hilarious and I love it, I can't win!)

    • @anhaaraahmed3597
      @anhaaraahmed3597 4 года назад +291

      Oh my god! I read so many fanfics at least a 100 times better than many bestsellers we've had. It actually makes me so mad that they don't get the recognition they deserve.

    • @vinny985
      @vinny985 4 года назад +143

      yeah sadly thats true :( , basically 99% of romantic fanfics (but also pwp ones tbh) are better at dealing with relationships, cosent and boundaries than this mess

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins 4 года назад +16

      Yes!! So much better!!

    • @idkblahblahblah6026
      @idkblahblahblah6026 4 года назад +36

      I wish I lived in the world that it was Auf Wiedersehen Sweetheart that was published instead of 50 Shades
      smh

  • @dandylion1313
    @dandylion1313 4 года назад +3448

    i'm really exhausted with any portrayal of edward that doesn't include him being the BIGGEST virgin

    • @opeygopey227
      @opeygopey227 4 года назад +40

      Unus

    • @cookiealexd123
      @cookiealexd123 4 года назад +277

      SAME. The whole attraction for us was that weird, special, obsessive love Edward had. Aint nobody needing to be the 205th woman some man has used up.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +77

      @@cookiealexd123 When you put it like that it sounds really gross from your perspective 🤢

    • @Starkid_hanners
      @Starkid_hanners 3 года назад +211

      Everyone knows Bella is his top

    • @ladyrepunsel4567
      @ladyrepunsel4567 3 года назад +24

      @@opeygopey227 Annus

  • @partygirl1161
    @partygirl1161 4 года назад +3815

    I didn’t know that City of Bones was originally a Harry Potter fanfic until this video...

    • @emmamckenzie5503
      @emmamckenzie5503 4 года назад +549

      Me either. I'm now sitting in shock, questioning my existence as I realize that one of my fav book franchises was brought about by fanfic.

    • @skleroosis
      @skleroosis 4 года назад +258

      It's also heavily plagiarised (at least the fanfic was). You're welcome.

    • @bubblegum1366
      @bubblegum1366 4 года назад +60

      I didn't know, but somehow it isn't surprising. Does anyone know who was who?

    • @Sar_bear
      @Sar_bear 4 года назад +221

      @@bubblegum1366 I've heard that Clary=Ginny and Jace=Draco. I think that would make Simon=Harry...

    • @bubblegum1366
      @bubblegum1366 4 года назад +105

      @@Sar_bear Yeah I looked it up and realized I had heard of it but wasn't sure where. Then I realized the author was caught up in the Ms. Scribe scandal 🤣🤣🤣

  • @buscuitnaught3026
    @buscuitnaught3026 4 года назад +5337

    The amount of pain I was in while listening to this actually makes the experience very immersive.

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +51

      “All the pain I thought I knew, all the thoughts lead back to you, I can’t handle this confusion, I’m unable come and TAKE ME AWAYYYYYY” (Sorry had to make that reference since Amanda is a Canadian that grew up in that era)

    • @bxttersweetheart
      @bxttersweetheart 4 года назад +35

      Just the same amount of pain I feel seeing that picture of Jonathan.

    • @carlamitce443
      @carlamitce443 4 года назад +6

      And deeply satisfying

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina 4 года назад +12

      The profile picture really sells it.

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 4 года назад +2

      Can confirm, busted a muscle recently

  • @dehanrekiewiets862
    @dehanrekiewiets862 4 года назад +3680

    "She describes him as, 'naked except for those soft, ripped jeans.'"
    Amanda, almost pleadingly: "That's. Not. Naked."
    I SCREAM-LAUGHED

    • @corinabanu7556
      @corinabanu7556 4 года назад +301

      THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR E L JAMES IS SHIRTLESS.

    • @XxxxxsilvermistxxxxX
      @XxxxxsilvermistxxxxX 4 года назад +6

      @@corinabanu7556 :D

    • @maria-elenagherca-rana4838
      @maria-elenagherca-rana4838 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 4 года назад +55

      @@corinabanu7556 i am not even an english native speaker at it seems i got more vocabulary than E.L james... and just from crosswords XD

    • @Serenade2461
      @Serenade2461 4 года назад +65

      So so often while reading shitty romance novels I can't help but think "you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  • @Agatha-hk6ix
    @Agatha-hk6ix 4 года назад +2961

    "Bellastasia Swanelle" the way I ugly laughed 😭😂😂

  • @SakuraAngelPrincess
    @SakuraAngelPrincess 4 года назад +2679

    nothing wrong with bdsm and kink, but 50 shades was abusive. safewords and consent are important

    • @xx___x
      @xx___x 4 года назад +420

      Also there's a big different between being in a dom/sub relationship and a guy that fucking tracks your phone; that's stalking. Also he's emotionally and physically abusive.

    • @WierdArtistMarcell
      @WierdArtistMarcell 3 года назад +247

      Not to mention aftercare.

    • @SalemK
      @SalemK 3 года назад +110

      Thank you! This book does not represent the community

    • @agencymenace1090
      @agencymenace1090 3 года назад +90

      AFTERCAREAFTERCAREAFTERCAREAFTERCAREAFTERCARE

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 3 года назад +163

      @@WierdArtistMarcell yeah, if they had actually negotiated properly and he provided aftercare, then that "dramatic" spanking probably wouldn't have resulted in a break up. Instead, he would have held her, maybe drawn her a bath, maybe given her her favorite food or a warm drink, whatever comforts her, and then, after she was calm/safe, they would have had a conversation about limits, how she felt, and what they wanted moving forward. It's really not that difficult to respect your partner's consent and post-scene emotional needs

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 4 года назад +1321

    Spoiler: Erika is a terrible writer who knows nothing about BDSM.

    • @indiraturner5506
      @indiraturner5506 3 года назад +53

      Buddies Doing Social Media!

    • @berithazleton7973
      @berithazleton7973 3 года назад +16

      I can't like your comment, it's at 666. She's a straight girl who's in a boring relationship so she writes......this

  • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
    @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 года назад +2615

    ME:
    “My books are the worst...”
    E. L. JAMES:
    “Are you challenging me?”

    • @karolap1283
      @karolap1283 4 года назад +136

      Every time I want to cry over my works, I remember that this was published and feel a little better

    • @ballsosaurus_sex
      @ballsosaurus_sex 4 года назад +98

      Whenever I write a romance story, I look at fifty shades and remember what exactly NOT to do

    • @theinfantmetroid
      @theinfantmetroid 4 года назад +51

      Ok listen this is the second time I see you under a video like this throwing your own books under the bus. Chin up kiddo, stop the self deprecating.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 4 года назад +28

      Give it a shot, if she managed to make millions out of them... You never know.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 4 года назад +12

      Crab I feel like a good film comparison would be Michael Bay. His movies are shallow and stupid, but goddamn do they make a ton of money.

  • @labbaby189
    @labbaby189 4 года назад +1295

    You look genuinely broken. I usually avoid anything Twilight/50 Shades related, but I only clicked on this video to thank you for your courageous sacrifice.

  • @randirafaeli
    @randirafaeli 4 года назад +1327

    My abusive ex gf loved this book so much. That say a lot about why I will never read this book or this fanfiction. Thank you for your sacrifice and rest in peace.

    • @baldr6894
      @baldr6894 4 года назад +91

      Tsihoarana Randimbivololon
      I hope you’re alright now

    • @vikkidonn
      @vikkidonn 4 года назад +105

      Same....... Always twisting things to be my fault for saying no sex..... Like I was abusing her and her love....she literally couldn't have "vanilla" sex.

    • @amagicalunicorn6839
      @amagicalunicorn6839 4 года назад +41

      Vivian Woods I hope you’re doing better now 👍

    • @Halfdanr_H
      @Halfdanr_H 4 года назад +49

      I used to be with a girl who wanted me to treat her like a piece of meat, she turned out really abusive and unstable. She read the first book the same time She met me.

    • @daiane2649
      @daiane2649 4 года назад +6

      @@Halfdanr_H :(

  • @myglasseskeepslipping
    @myglasseskeepslipping 4 года назад +1130

    I regret to inform the public at large that “holy crow” is, alas, the invention of Stephanie Meyer, not EL James. Though, to be fair to Stephanie, my sources say she only uses “holy crow” four to five times, sooooooo

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  4 года назад +386

      it's 4 times in twilight aha, so minimal I completely forgot and like, 70+ in this bitch it's WILD

    • @rebbecawitt581
      @rebbecawitt581 4 года назад +73

      HoLy CrOw

  • @axthxrn
    @axthxrn 3 года назад +515

    Omfg.
    This is just Killing Stalking. Abusive dude taking advantage of the other person who looks like their dead mom. But with Killing Stalking the author made it CLEAR that its not a healthy relationship at ALL, and that its not a love story.

    • @caseyfoghorn6973
      @caseyfoghorn6973 3 года назад +38

      Oh... my... gosh! You confirmed what I thought just now!😱
      I have heard Killing Stalking, but DON'T ever planned of reading it, because it's simply not my cup of tea AT ALL. Yet while watching this video, hearing her mind crying out to understand the irrational and disgusting plot that dares to be called "literature", Killing Stalking came into mind and I wondered if that author was inspired by 50 Shades of Grey until you confirmed it.

    • @serienrausch
      @serienrausch 3 года назад +5

      Oh my god it is

    • @blooddragon805
      @blooddragon805 3 года назад +33

      There are actually a lot of people who see killing stalking as romantic and ship the two main characters
      Don’t ask me how or why, this made me definitely lose faith in humanity

    • @xxAryAryxx
      @xxAryAryxx 3 года назад +25

      Killing Stalking and Fifty Shades are nothing alike. The fact that Sangwoo sees his "ideal prey" in women who look like his mother is actually a kind of common trait for serial killers whose victim type often shares similarities of some kind with the person who triggered their trauma - if they have one, or tend to recreate the situation that made them "lose it" in a way that makes them feel dominant over it.
      Besides, Bum's "love" is clearly depicted as an obsession that defies all logics and there is no BDSM or bullshit like 'relationship rules' going on between them (the only 'rule' comes from the fact that Sangwoo surely doesn't want to end up in jail, and Bum doesn't want that either). I'm pretty sure Killing Stalking author wasn't inspired by 50 Shades of Gray at all, also because one of Killing Stalking themes (which is deeply tied to how the characters look and act) is a critique of certain aspects of the South Korean society.
      Whereas Fifty Shades is simply a badly written smutty fic focusing an unintentionally abusive relationship that is portrayed as desirable.

    • @axthxrn
      @axthxrn 3 года назад +10

      @@blooddragon805 Yeahh, and its rlly gross. I fr dont understand how ppl see their relationship as anything other than abusive and disgusting

  • @whiteraven562
    @whiteraven562 4 года назад +1639

    "Holy Crow" is actually something Bella says in the Twilight books, so that one's on Meyer, not James.

    • @myrojyn
      @myrojyn 4 года назад +82

      Holy crow that’s amazing

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 4 года назад +90

      I had a friend who used this, ahem, expletive phrase, but he used similarly corny lines like "Gosh willikers" so I'm pretty sure he was being ironic

    • @OMGhappiness
      @OMGhappiness 4 года назад +91

      I was good friends with a horse girl in highschool who would say "Holy Crow" and EVERYONE poke fun at her for it. Once Twilight came out she never let us live it down. It was Holy Crow all the time.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 4 года назад +33

      Stephenie Meyer's Mormonism jumped out with that "curse word"

    • @Talestra
      @Talestra 4 года назад +8

      How many times did Bella say it vs the omfg so many times el did?

  • @ashleyxnicol
    @ashleyxnicol 4 года назад +979

    My favorite part is how many different names you called them

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  4 года назад +171

      This is how I stay sane

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 4 года назад +44

      Bellastasia. 👌🏻

  • @LadyCrazyMonkeyPants
    @LadyCrazyMonkeyPants 4 года назад +600

    Man in high school I use to love reading Twilight FanFiction. Now the only one I remember is the one where Bella and the Cullens got into a 'Yo Mama' joke contest.

    • @Ashtree28
      @Ashtree28 4 года назад +196

      Sounds like your brain yeeted every memory of those fics out except the important one lmao

    • @VentricDual
      @VentricDual 4 года назад +32

      Please, what is it called?

    • @lovebuzz4116
      @lovebuzz4116 4 года назад +34

      I need that fanfic

    • @crunchylettuce8461
      @crunchylettuce8461 4 года назад +22

      PLEASE tell us the title of the fanfic we must know

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 4 года назад +12

      Quality

  • @dannythefriendlycactus3274
    @dannythefriendlycactus3274 4 года назад +808

    "I want to run my nose and tongue through that smattering of chest hair."
    * shivers in disgust *

  • @subtlefire7256
    @subtlefire7256 4 года назад +379

    It's funny how E L James uses fancy words to sound intelligent but clearly doesn't know the meaning of the term "subconscious".

  • @horrorfanatic6990
    @horrorfanatic6990 4 года назад +588

    You know how you can tell when someone is a bad writer? When they just throw in big words for no reason.

    • @jeanyeap4229
      @jeanyeap4229 4 года назад +73

      That's literally the first thing we learn in writing class. Don't use big words unless in very specific situations, i.e. a linguist character investigating big words or something. They're just really specific.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +31

      Yeah. Unless you know what they mean don't put them in just to make a character seem intelligent.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 4 года назад +46

      It reminds me of this Bad Luck Brian meme where he claims “I use big words I don’t know sometimes to make myself feel more photosynthesis”.

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 3 года назад +13

      @@jeanyeap4229 14 year old me that used gratuitous vocab words is quaking.

    • @Liam-mf4fl
      @Liam-mf4fl 2 года назад +1

      Fr tho, even when I was like 8 I knew to not use words you don't understand the meaning of.

  • @paizleypeep4120
    @paizleypeep4120 4 года назад +383

    I left a like for your sanity. You don't have to count it to the total. I know we did this to you, but I'm sorry. Thank you for your sacrifice.

  • @faithkap
    @faithkap 4 года назад +280

    50 shades is literally just a criminal minds episode

    • @solace8355
      @solace8355 3 года назад +12

      Yeah, but the UnSub is portrayed as a good guy for some ungodly reason

  • @aidanpatrickhood5562
    @aidanpatrickhood5562 4 года назад +449

    Came for the self-torture, stayed for that outstanding shirt.

  • @aditipawar5417
    @aditipawar5417 4 года назад +742

    No one:
    Amanda:
    Bellasthasia Swaneele
    Christian Cullen
    Anabelle
    Chrisward
    I love your videos

  • @jaynedavis3388
    @jaynedavis3388 4 года назад +1041

    We must “like” her into reading the rest because HER pain is satisfying to ME

    • @SG-xk1vy
      @SG-xk1vy 4 года назад +71

      You sound like our dear Mr. Christian Cullen XDDDD

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +20

      S G We are Mr. Christian Cullen**

    • @BeutifulBeholder
      @BeutifulBeholder 4 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @SapphireAgni
      @SapphireAgni 4 года назад +15

      Please don't, she almost cried at one moment.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 4 года назад +13

      @@SapphireAgni Too late. 18 thousand likes at this point

  • @paradoxacres1063
    @paradoxacres1063 4 года назад +666

    _"Twilight 50 Shades fanfiction is not True Cinema"_
    -Martin Scorsese (2020)

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +29

      “Twilight 50 Shades fanfiction is the pinnacle of cinema, as someone that made a piece of fanfiction that made over a billion dollars, I should know”
      -Rian Johnson

    • @ofthewilderwoods
      @ofthewilderwoods 4 года назад +10

      Bring Back KP, Animated Obviously /CrisisOnFire1977 Rian Johnson had thoughtful ideas for how to progress the Star Wars universe, unlike JJ “let’s bring back Palpatine because I can only copy the originals” Abrams. Sorry his take wasn’t a self insert where Luke kicks ass.

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +9

      @Megan McClung Points For Rian for being original I guess, but his ideas for the story were much worse than any of J.J’s blatant nostalgia pandering/damage control could ever be, J.J would never have killed Snoke that early

    • @ofthewilderwoods
      @ofthewilderwoods 4 года назад +3

      Bring Back KP, Animated Obviously /CrisisOnFire1977 I really liked what Rian came up with regarding the Jedi and the force bond. Killing Snoke was only a poor decision because JJ didn’t know what to do after that. I thought he would have been more creative with where he took the story instead of putting in a new dominant bad guy. All of the directors should have worked together instead of passing on the baton with no overarching story plans.

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +7

      @Megan McClung I completely agree with the last part, the sequel trilogy wouldn’t have been such a clusterfuck if they had just stuck with one director

  • @AmandaTheJedi
    @AmandaTheJedi  4 года назад +3592

    Ha ha JK guys I said FIFTEE thousand likes, not fifteen.
    EDIT: OKAY! It hit 50k and I JUST managed to track the fanfiction down so still deciding when to cover it considering we have Freed right around the corner

    • @Yakuzaka1412
      @Yakuzaka1412 4 года назад +234

      Yeah... you wish. :D

    • @michalkatec.6841
      @michalkatec.6841 4 года назад +172

      I really really regret telling you that you have 82K likes on this video

    • @lupeb.6748
      @lupeb.6748 4 года назад +55

      You’re the hero we never knew we needed. Looking forward to MOTU part deux!

    • @ultrafrisss
      @ultrafrisss 4 года назад +61

      I almost feel bad for leaving a like 😋
      JK. Good luck with the next video! 😬

    • @JDWilde
      @JDWilde 4 года назад +8

      RIP

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 4 года назад +916

    Hey, I just wanted to put this out there, the "contract" he wants her to sign? The one that says stuff like "The Dominant may use the Submissive's body at any time" and "The Submissive is the property of the Dominant"? Yeah, I think that's a standard Master/slave contract. Really hardcore people in the BDSM lifestyle may enter into Master/slave relationships, where it says the Master (Dominant) has all the control over the slave (submissive). But all that stuff in there is just for show and to perpetuate the roleplay. They establish the hard limits before the relationship begins, and the slave still has a safe word if things get out of hand. What I'm saying is, the slave is still an autonomous human being with rights, and the Master respects their wishes even though they're in such a hardcore relationship.
    But notice how I keep saying _hardcore_ . M/s relationships aren't for everyone, they are up there in kink. It takes an experienced Dom and an experienced sub to make a M/s relationship work, instead of verging into abuse territory. To present an inexperienced person with a contract like that is like making someone who's built model airplanes as a hobby fly a jet. They don't have the experience to know what to do or how to navigate, so doing that would be irresponsible beyond belief.
    Also, all M/s contracts are marked M/s. I'm pretty sure EL James copied that contract off a website, changed M/s to Dominant and Submissive, and pasted it into her fanfiction. Which is extremely disingenuous.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +44

      You can't sign yourself into slavery, that's not how contracts work. I could sign that right now and it would mean nothing

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 4 года назад +248

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Exactly, it's just a roleplay. It has no legal binding. It's just to get the participants in the mood. As well as to outline the hard limits and what the relationship would entail.
      Christian is treating these types of contacts like they ARE legally binding, which they aren't.

    • @colinmacaoidh9583
      @colinmacaoidh9583 3 года назад +57

      "E.L. James" clearly has a bit of a fetish related to what is, in the Scene, a rather fringe activity... Total Power Exchange. Also, sometimes, called 24/7. I've been in the Scene a LONG time, been part of the perveratti for a spell, and while I've been a willing participant in exploring the A to Z of sex, TPE always stuck me as an off note. Although, while I'm a skilled top, I'm kinda shite as a Dom. I tend to insist my subs call me "My Tallest" if they insist on using a title

    • @JadePlayer2
      @JadePlayer2 3 года назад +28

      @@colinmacaoidh9583 Is that an Invader Zim reference? If so 10 points to you
      @anna I feel like she wouldn't be creative enough to come up with the "contract" but I hadn't considered she might have just taken it off the internet, though I can see how she would. 24/7 is a hardcore hardcore, and I've never personally met anyone in the scene who goes all out with 24/7. I'm a little newer to the scene though, given my age, but it makes me wonder where she got the contract from. Cuz I've seen some really shady shit on the internet with faux doms

    • @colinmacaoidh9583
      @colinmacaoidh9583 3 года назад +38

      @@JadePlayer2 It's absolutely an Invader Zim reference, I just can't take the roleplaying all that seriously. And ABSOLUTELY, the infosphere is loaded with sketchy things and people spreading bad data about the Scene

  • @missvoorhees7964
    @missvoorhees7964 4 года назад +404

    "Never trust a man who can dance"
    DON'T DO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE LIKE THAT

    • @MrIce-tl7wo
      @MrIce-tl7wo 4 года назад +29

      Christian is like:
      "I can dance if I want to, I can leave my kinks behind
      Cause you don't sign and if you don't sign
      Well you're no sub of mine"

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 года назад +3

      So all ways trust yusei from yugioh 5Ds

    • @michiganscythian2445
      @michiganscythian2445 3 года назад +2

      “That Boy Could Dance” by Weird Al Yankovic

  • @AveryTalksAboutStuff
    @AveryTalksAboutStuff 4 года назад +258

    Well I'm 50 Shades of uncomfortable....your commitment is admirable Amanda.

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 4 года назад +315

    Honestly the medulla oblongata thing sounds pretty loyal to Twilight. That's what made me give up halfway through reading Twilight--it made me so mad how Stephanie Meyer thinks "smart people" talk and act. Because liking Jane Austen and listening to Claire de Lune (honestly, of all classical pieces) and understanding the difference between telophase and anaphase at 17 *does not make you special.* It just makes it clearer how not at all classically-inclined the author is and demeans those of us who are actually are by associating us with the piece of soggy bread that is Bella Swan.
    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

    • @TheFranchiseCA
      @TheFranchiseCA 4 года назад +1

      It got us the film of _Austenland_, though, so I don't complain.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +16

      James is one of those authors who thinks that if they look up words they don't understand in a thesaurus then put it in their books it somehow makes them smart.

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 4 года назад +24

      At the end of the day, Twilight is a teenage girl story. Nobody outside of that demographic should give as much of a shit about it as people do.
      Yes, it's cringe and Bella is just a space-holder for the reader, but so what?
      Let kids have their frivolous bad entertainment.
      The values Twilight offers are problematic to be sure, but it is a symptom of the wider issue in society, not its cause.

    • @sadiemcc9363
      @sadiemcc9363 4 года назад +7

      @@BlueGangsta1958 I am a teenage girl. That's why Bella made me so mad. But I do see your point.

    • @purrgundy
      @purrgundy 4 года назад +3

      You must mean "Clair De Lune" by Debussy, right? Cause Au Clair De La Lune is a French nursery rhyme 😉 (I mean, maybe knowing nursery rhymes make you sound smart, idk) (also I just realized that the sexual undertones of the rhyme could be the start of another fanfiction of hers who knows there are candles involved in BDSM right)

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 3 года назад +71

    There's a common saying in writing-forums:
    He wanted a bite of his sandwich, but shoved a thesaurus down his throat by accident instead"

  • @KatBaumgarten
    @KatBaumgarten 4 года назад +421

    It's canon: Christian Grey is a never-nude.

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 4 года назад +37

      There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

    • @rebbecawitt581
      @rebbecawitt581 4 года назад +21

      Nude, but jeans

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 3 года назад +4

      Perhaps he could help Tobias get connected with the Blue Man Group or at least help out the guy's acting career.

    • @KatBaumgarten
      @KatBaumgarten 3 года назад +1

      @@thedukeofchutney468 tobias could star in the in-universe christian grey biography

    • @gayghostprince
      @gayghostprince 3 года назад +8

      his dj's (dom jeans) never come off

  • @christieoberfeldlynch5278
    @christieoberfeldlynch5278 4 года назад +279

    I find it quite interesting that during your rant about the abysmal portrayal of bdsm, you neglected to mention the writing itself. The butchering of the English language was an assault in itself. I had started reading this as a fanfiction but could not force myself to continue. It hurt me, I felt physical pain at the grammar alone. James should have a lifetime ban of anything used to string more than two words together!

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +26

      I read two pages out of 50 shades and was like, wow this is embarrassing to read, like I would honestly rather catch someone with weird hentai than touching themselves to this monstrosity

    • @ace_of_cups4096
      @ace_of_cups4096 3 года назад +9

      My question is... Did this person have an editor? What about beta readers? Because they would catch anything that makes the story so horrid

  • @StarshineStranger
    @StarshineStranger 4 года назад +234

    "There's also more gasping in this than a daytime soap opera." Welp. I just sprayed masticated peanut M&M all over my shirt and my desk.

    • @casual_insanity5055
      @casual_insanity5055 3 года назад +6

      Thats... what he said?

    • @src175
      @src175 3 года назад +10

      @@casual_insanity5055 Masticated just means "chewed-up", if that's what you're confused about. If you're confused about nothing, I'm sorry about assuming.

    • @casual_insanity5055
      @casual_insanity5055 3 года назад +3

      @@src175 true, I didn't know the definition of the word, but I was primarily making a "that's what he said" joke

  • @feebasfifi
    @feebasfifi 4 года назад +93

    I was 'that' twilight girl in secondary school, but even I wouldn't have been able to get through this fanfic

  • @Doccymad
    @Doccymad 4 года назад +131

    You feeling ok? Feel like we need to check.

  • @shellie7559
    @shellie7559 4 года назад +103

    Reminds of friends when Joey uses a thesaurus for every word when writing a letter. This is exactly what she did 😂

  • @samanthafriginal3705
    @samanthafriginal3705 4 года назад +282

    What pisses me off about Stephanie Meyer and E.L. James is that they make their characters use highfalutin words that is soooooooo out of place. Like, no teenager or people in their early 20's ever say those words out loud or even think it in their internal monologue. I get that Meyer tried to build her character on "born in the wrong century" to match with Edward but holy shit she just keeps making her sound pretentious and less realistic.

    • @silcrow4045
      @silcrow4045 3 года назад +75

      Eh I use big words a lot. So it's understandable that a socially awkward kid with an access to loads of books might actually be using big words
      to clarify: this is not a flex, i suck at human communication, words are hard, its just sometimes i sound like an exposition character and other times like unga bunga the second

    • @5weenies263
      @5weenies263 3 года назад +12

      @@silcrow4045 If you are unga bunga the second, who is the first??

    • @silcrow4045
      @silcrow4045 3 года назад +11

      @@5weenies263 my boyfriend duh

    • @aliceinwoderland363
      @aliceinwoderland363 3 года назад +10

      Exactly and I noticed it in a lot of this type of books, gets really annoying

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 4 года назад +158

    Amanda: make it stop
    Me: It’ll never stop Amanda so long as thirsty wine moms exist.

  • @liveandletdice9069
    @liveandletdice9069 4 года назад +93

    Amanda's therapist 10 years from now: So tell me, where did it all start?
    Amanda: *thinks of this video and the likes steadily increasing from 4k*

  • @NoisyButters
    @NoisyButters 4 года назад +418

    save amanda, she needs srs saving

  • @mariasales8528
    @mariasales8528 4 года назад +389

    “I can feel his ashanham against my belly” THE PANIC HAHAHA

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 4 года назад +188

    The 'profligate' line reminds me of how I would go through my essays in middle school, right click on certain words, and use the built in Thesaurus to make it sound better.
    And I am convinced that she did the same thing.

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 4 года назад +5

      What is this Thesaurus? some kind of dictionary? Never heard of it

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn 2 года назад +2

      ‘Profligate’ just makes me think of the Legion from Fallout: New Vegas. (Sigh) it’s been too long since I lobbed dynamite at wannabe Romans.

    • @firefly5934
      @firefly5934 Год назад

      @@Bane_Amesta It’s essentially a device to find synonyms for words to make bland words sound more interesting.

  • @sebbeboi481
    @sebbeboi481 4 года назад +46

    I read it myself. My little Edward, emotional waiting till marriage boy would never. My young twilight fan heart is shook haha

  • @aubreyrust252
    @aubreyrust252 4 года назад +281

    I hadn’t watched the video, but I gave a like anyway, I figured you deserved it.

  • @MrKlotzi123
    @MrKlotzi123 4 года назад +152

    "Master of the Universe?" We are talking about He-Man here, are we not?

  • @Muzik2hruRain
    @Muzik2hruRain 4 года назад +68

    The sad part is, women thinks that's how they must win a man's heart. And it's tragic and heartbreaking.

  • @whatalicesaw
    @whatalicesaw 4 года назад +86

    The thing is, Christina Lauren & Tara Sue Me improved their writing over the years. EL James is stuck as a teen writing “naughty” books.

    • @bhargavipba
      @bhargavipba 2 года назад +2

      Christina Lauren have some pretty good books! Specially in the romantic-comedy genre.

  • @rafinhapkt
    @rafinhapkt 4 года назад +275

    I've never read Fifty Shades, but I'm cringing even by your review. I'm really sorry for you!

    • @arisenomega
      @arisenomega 4 года назад +6

      @brandon roberts Also the writing is just REALLY bad.

  • @TravisMackie12ft4
    @TravisMackie12ft4 4 года назад +228

    Please.
    Tap out.
    You've done more than enough. This video is probably a form of self harm, and we are concerned. Pls.

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 4 года назад +83

    You saying “I’m fine” while reading this unholy schlock reminds me of that “they ask you how are you.” meme

    • @janetb6208
      @janetb6208 3 года назад +1

      I did know that fact, being a huge twilight fan. But never actually read the fanfiction which turned into 50 shades. Struggled enough trying to read the first few pages of the book. Honestly, I would hate to see the fanfiction considering the book was poorly written.

  • @elleonagamingquest
    @elleonagamingquest 4 года назад +413

    The thing that bugs me the most about this person is the following:
    She ripped off someone else's idea/s completely, didn't suffer the consequences because Mayer didn't want to sue, and she could've.
    On the other hand, Mitchel is not shy about threatening or suing anybody who even thinks about publishing anything that resembles 'her' books.
    So yes, Mitchel is an unredeemable, uncreative, hypocritical, ignorant person.
    For more on the matter feel free to watch the video 'Lukewarm defense of 50 shades', it is enlightening.

    • @squirrel_killer-
      @squirrel_killer- 3 года назад +17

      The video is by Folding Ideas. Strongly recommended.

    • @Ashley-Lopez
      @Ashley-Lopez 3 года назад +6

      @@squirrel_killer- such a good video

    • @twinkles190
      @twinkles190 3 года назад +26

      tbf the end product is nothing like Twilight. If Meyer actually went to court, I don't believe she could have won.
      Even the original fanfiction only used the names of twilight characters. Not the setting, their personalities, the story, the lore, or basically anything. 50 shades and Twilight do not share more similarities to each other than any other romance novel in the genre.

    • @LxstinNeverland
      @LxstinNeverland 3 года назад +21

      In the fanfiction world, it doesn't quite work the same. As the commenter above said, Twilight and 50 shades are nothing alike so Meyer wouldn't have been able to do much about it. That's how fanfiction works. If you change enough about the characters and world, you can legally publish it because it's different enough to not be copyrighted. I wouldn't really say she ripped off someone else's idea, considering 50 shades is NOTHING like Twilight. She just wanted to use someone else's names. As for the abuse and toxicity in 50 shades, that's a whole other issue that needs to be dealt with.

    • @kevinthepilgrim
      @kevinthepilgrim 3 года назад +7

      @@LxstinNeverland Well, I agree.
      But you can't deny she basically ripped Meyer's idea of writing the same story from the other main character's POV.
      Wonder if she's ever gonna write the trilogy but gender reversed.
      Seeing how James is everything but creative.

  • @commandershepard5421
    @commandershepard5421 4 года назад +45

    During that part of the fanfiction where Bella was on her period I forgot Edward wasn't a vampire. So I thought he was just going to drink her blood as if she was a Capri Sun

  • @Severalorangepeels
    @Severalorangepeels 4 года назад +190

    I didn’t know that city of bones was fan fiction. That explains a lot

    • @horrorfanatic6990
      @horrorfanatic6990 4 года назад +20

      Same! I tried reading that book, and it was awful! I got halfway through the novel, and couldn’t take it anymore! 😆

    • @RenaDeles
      @RenaDeles 4 года назад +87

      "fun" fact; it's Ron/Ginny hp fanfic. So that also explains a lot with all the incest kink.

    • @Ashtree28
      @Ashtree28 4 года назад +60

      RenaDeles wait wait WAIT. Are you serious??!!

    • @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
      @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 4 года назад +17

      @@Ashtree28 Yeah, it's real

    • @CoushattaL
      @CoushattaL 4 года назад +16

      @@RenaDeles WHAT THE HECK?????????????

  • @KikiYushima
    @KikiYushima 4 года назад +292

    urgh this pisses me off so much. I'm someone that's into BDSM and this is just _not how any of this works._ I know other people have said that ad nauseum so I won't go into extensive analysis over it. But just, god, this is _NOT_ what BDSM is!!!!

    • @RannaIsis
      @RannaIsis 4 года назад +18

      I feel you 100%

    • @pianoluver1222
      @pianoluver1222 4 года назад +56

      Like, I know really nothing about BDSM, and I’m like, even I know that this is so wrong about submissive/dominant BDSM lmao

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 4 года назад +57

      I’ve heard a lot of people from the BDSM community call out 50 shades for its inaccurate and toxic portrayal of it. I feel so bad for anyone who’s into actual bdsm that this book exists.

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 4 года назад +32

      The inner goddess doesn’t care, the inner goddess sees no difference between sexual acts and selling yourself into slavery to a stranger.

    • @kiora1947
      @kiora1947 4 года назад +13

      Just....the amount of subdrop behavior alone

  • @nogahbarouch938
    @nogahbarouch938 4 года назад +537

    Aghh yes, the angry Canadian girl with a collection of shirts looking like bus-chairs is back!!

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +14

      She also occasionally pulls out her Alexisonfire shirt for her videos and I always fanboy so hard when she does, I’m still pissed that them and Billy Talent never crossed over to the mainstream here in the US, I don’t even hate Simple Plan has much as everyone else seems to but I really wish that AOF and BT would have had the crossover success over here that SP got, granted I heard that SP was pretty much inescapable up north and while they were really popular in the states for a few years, it was Nothing compared to their success and ubiquity in Canada, where they apparently had NSYNC and Backstreet Boys in their prime level Of industry status, despite being a pop punk band (also unlike Blink, Sum 41, and Green Day, they were only played on pop radio), again don’t hate them but that must have sucked, since they were easily the weakest of the TRL pop punk bands

    • @nogahbarouch938
      @nogahbarouch938 4 года назад +16

      Oh, don't be mistaken, I want all of those shirts

    • @captainjoy8976
      @captainjoy8976 4 года назад +7

      I wish bus chairs would have corgis on them...

    • @Halfdanr_H
      @Halfdanr_H 4 года назад +2

      @@ronstoppable5659 In England Billy Talent and Alexisonfire go down very well with us. Billy Talent and the Offspring I could listen to everyday for life.

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +1

      @Halfdanr Hamarrhjarta Yeah, I saw that you guys had some Billy Talent Songs chart over there, lucky bastards

  • @hellomynemitvodanh2540
    @hellomynemitvodanh2540 4 года назад +80

    After read 50 SoG: Man, this thing is bad
    After read 50 SoG "fan version": I want to die

  • @hollylinfor77
    @hollylinfor77 4 года назад +71

    I remember reading FSOG and thinking; "Wow. There are so many similarities between this and Twilight" and that was *before* I knew that it started off as Twilight fanfiction. The similarities were everywhere, from the description of what the characters looked like ie: Ana/Bella; slight, pale, long dark hair(the only difference was is the eyes) and Christian/Edward; tall, handsome, kind of copper to auburn hair(again, eyes) to the make up of Edwards/Christian's family ie: the male parent whose name starts with a "C". The doctor parent who *saved* him, an older *brother* who is very loud and outgoing(Emmett/Elliott). A younger *sister* who is described as being petite with short black hair and is "difficult to rein in". Also there's the similarities between Ana's family and Bella's. They are really everywhere. But knowing that FSOG originally started out as Twilight fanfiction just clarified things so much for me. Sorry if this came across as way too much detail, these are just some similarities that I noticed right off the bat, that not a lot of people seem to mention, and I wanted a chance to talk about them. 🙂

    • @asterisque9252
      @asterisque9252 3 года назад +1

      This was my exact first thought on reading the first few chapters. I was like, sh**, it was a fanfic?

  • @blueblank8287
    @blueblank8287 4 года назад +40

    “SO THEY CAN GET... GROOMED.”
    Holy *shit.*

  • @noreehix5714
    @noreehix5714 4 года назад +203

    There’s some goopy stuff pouring out of my ears after listening to this fanfiction is that normal?

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  4 года назад +79

      It'll all be over soon

    • @carlamitce443
      @carlamitce443 4 года назад +31

      Just go to the goop lab for that dw

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 4 года назад +3

      Yup! Definitely a normal reaction.

  • @CrackerJackd
    @CrackerJackd 4 года назад +219

    Amanda.. how can I help you get your sanity back?
    Update: I cri er'tim

  • @SerenityAlways
    @SerenityAlways 4 года назад +69

    “Bellastasia Swaneele”.
    I Cried laughing!😂😂

  • @palaquesharma9904
    @palaquesharma9904 4 года назад +60

    "I feel his edjshidaidjkas" IM DED LMFAOOOOO

  • @hydras5947
    @hydras5947 4 года назад +312

    EL James is so bad she makes me like Stephanie Meyer by comparison, what is this

  • @yugoxgc
    @yugoxgc 4 года назад +345

    A lot of this Sounds like EL Has a TON of repression issues & a grooming kink

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 4 года назад +23

      Yep, sure sounds like it.

    • @yugoxgc
      @yugoxgc 4 года назад +12

      @Sabrina Owens & Apparently The author of the source book of "365 days" is worse.. Sigh

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 4 года назад +6

      @Sabrina Owens Just interested- I've read that before, about her male characters being self-inserts, & I wondered how you can tell? I can if it's the female character, but I don't think I could with a male character (& I'm not reading 50 shades of abuse to test this theory!) And she sounds stupid as well as vile- I dunno what's more embarrassing, lacking the insight to *realise* it's a self-insert, or realising but still actually *publishing* it.

    • @bluslvrwolf2166
      @bluslvrwolf2166 4 года назад +3

      @@beth7935 in Folding Ideas' trilogy of videos on the movies, he discusses at one point the backstage drama EL James caused on the first movie, like yelling at the director for an hour in front of cast and crew over a line of dialogue, and then replaced both said director and I think the head writer or something with a more obedient director and her own husband for the two sequels. That and some of her tweets paint her as a rather petty and controlling person, and he used those to draw parallels between her and her male leads.

    • @beth7935
      @beth7935 4 года назад

      @@bluslvrwolf2166 Thanks! Yuck, what an unpleasant woman.

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 4 года назад +383

    I'm not a bodice-ripper romance book reader but there's *got* to be better erotic books out there for middleaged women to read

    • @agiksf.8998
      @agiksf.8998 3 года назад +3

      For example - Norwegian. I've tried.

    • @BooksandBuns
      @BooksandBuns 3 года назад +20

      Basically any fanfiction other than this or My Immortal. Literally *everything* is better than this

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 3 года назад +6

      @@BooksandBuns My Immortal is art

    • @threeoutoften8564
      @threeoutoften8564 2 года назад +7

      @@elafimilo8199 My Immortal belongs in the Louvre

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 2 года назад +6

      @@threeoutoften8564 no it belongs in the Whitehouse toilet

  • @mandyj2809
    @mandyj2809 4 года назад +81

    “I can feel his hndhdnnf against my belly”😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @MezzoForte4
    @MezzoForte4 4 года назад +30

    This gave me anxiety, I'm not kidding.
    So when's part 2?

  • @Jeanyinwonderland
    @Jeanyinwonderland 4 года назад +67

    I'm sorry for what we've done to you 😳. Hope u recover soon

    • @aucarter
      @aucarter 4 года назад +4

      Jeanette Dirié perhaps we should start a GoFundMe page for Amanda’s therapy?

    • @Jeanyinwonderland
      @Jeanyinwonderland 4 года назад

      @@aucarter yep. But she gives us some mixed messages, she asked for likes to read the next part, I almost didn't want to like it for her sanity.
      Ps. There are adds on the vid now?

  • @dopecactus8513
    @dopecactus8513 4 года назад +133

    The use of uncommon words sounds like my middle school self trying to sound smarter and more "professional".

  • @mango-zy8lw
    @mango-zy8lw 4 года назад +55

    We must honor you after this great sacrifice

  • @VickiWeavil
    @VickiWeavil 4 года назад +40

    "Otherwise you'll end up alone... with cats and classic novels (sic)" -- Yeah, uhm, that sounds like the MUCH better option to me.

  • @DoubleLs617
    @DoubleLs617 4 года назад +51

    I’m going to be honest, as a fan of Twilight and fellow writer, I would sometimes look for genuinely good fanfiction of the novel. Though I can see why many would stray away from it due to fanfics like Fifty Shades of Grey giving fanfics a bad rep

    • @blokey8
      @blokey8 2 года назад

      It even hurts the repute of fic in other fandoms. It's normal folk's first point of reference.

  • @asheniza1168
    @asheniza1168 4 года назад +71

    9:18 Bellastasia sounds like a cool name 😃

    • @zoe_astra
      @zoe_astra 4 года назад +37

      Better than fucking “Renesme” 😂

    • @marisophi.01
      @marisophi.01 4 года назад

      Imma write that down XD

    • @kuroeltheog
      @kuroeltheog 4 года назад +3

      That's like... the worst takeaway from this video. :'DD

    • @SkellaBella1396
      @SkellaBella1396 4 года назад +12

      Bella naming her second child lmao

    • @asheniza1168
      @asheniza1168 4 года назад

      @@marisophi.01 lol me too. The name sounds pretty nice

  • @soup4924
    @soup4924 4 года назад +27

    YEEeeS im so excited! Ive been waiting for this trainwreck

  • @Akalilly
    @Akalilly 4 года назад +63

    I'm almost 30 and wear pigtails at work. My hair's too short to put in a high ponytail, and a low ponytail interferes with my hardhat. Not defending 50 Shades or anything, but some adult women do wear pigtails...

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 4 года назад +7

      I wear pigtails at night or when I'm doing something where I don't want to deal with my hair. I'm 32

    • @sandystan2248
      @sandystan2248 4 года назад +5

      I'm 35 and wear sometimes a headband with stars and glitter on it. when I out. in the public. and no one cares 😂

    • @StoryGirl83
      @StoryGirl83 4 года назад +3

      I will randomly wear pigtails sometimes, no real reason. I just like my hair like that sometimes.

  • @alex_ze_awsumyt5484
    @alex_ze_awsumyt5484 3 года назад +27

    I wonder how Amanda will feel if she reads that one infamous Harry Potter fanfiction...
    *looks at My Immortal*

    • @Strannik01
      @Strannik01 2 года назад +3

      Hey now - _My Immortal_ is *funny* bad

    • @alex_ze_awsumyt5484
      @alex_ze_awsumyt5484 2 года назад +3

      @@Strannik01 You’re not wrong. At least My Immortal has entertainment value lol

  • @happythoughts559
    @happythoughts559 4 года назад +28

    There are genuinely good fan fiction writers out there. People like E.L give them a bad reputation, sadly.

    • @blokey8
      @blokey8 2 года назад

      There's a good video by Jill Bearup recommending a slew of good fanfics (several years old now, admittedly). We could do with more of those for balance, given how much attention Shades and its ilk get.

  • @aquamarine4474
    @aquamarine4474 4 года назад +43

    "Because it's written, 'I can feel his....m..eh...heh....' " I'm dying XDDDD

  • @Nikk-Astyr
    @Nikk-Astyr 4 года назад +26

    Pro Tip; Watch at x2 speed to experience Amanda's breakdown to the fullest.

    • @bhargavipba
      @bhargavipba 3 года назад +2

      I tried this and oh my god 😂😂😂😂

  • @ronstoppable5659
    @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +41

    (Tears Don’t Fall plays in the background) LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

  • @katesicle
    @katesicle 4 года назад +76

    I remember when I was still on livejournal there was this huge drama with SnowQueensIceDragon and other Twilight fic writers (angstgoddess003) because she’s awful and also they thought she was an idiot for trying to get it published...unfortunately two years later everyone had to eat their words
    The “blazeofglory” LJ has the whole story. It’s fascinating. I still can’t believe we live in the universe where this actually become successfully. Wow.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 года назад +5

      Sadly, angstgoddess003 is gone. Journal deleted and purged. She had some good stories from what I remember...

    • @AngstyG
      @AngstyG 3 года назад +37

      @@victoriashevlin8587 ​ I'm still around, just not participating in Twilight anymore. I'm in the publishing industry though! I've owned a book cover design business for the last 8 years, and I've just started publishing a little. I don't know what happened to my LJ. I remember logging on one day just for shits and gigs and my account didn't exist. Bummer to lose so many great discussions and comments :( Thanks so much for your kind words, though! Trippy to see myself mentioned in a RUclips comments section!

  • @noizetv4240
    @noizetv4240 4 года назад +39

    "Inner Goddess", you keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • @Rviere
    @Rviere 4 года назад +23

    I usually watch your videos twice in a row, since I love listening to you, but this one... this was goddamn painful. And yet-- you went through all this, it's only right-

  • @maekae95
    @maekae95 4 года назад +38

    I think the “holy crow” thing is actually from real twilight, so that may be why it was in the fanfic but not the published, could be mistaken though.

    • @graceless000
      @graceless000 4 года назад +1

      Nah you’re right. Bella says that when Edward is driving her home from Port Angeles, but Idk if she says that more than once.

  • @maxo1034
    @maxo1034 4 года назад +73

    20:18 Big gay energy here and I am all for it, Dakota is, indeed, beautiful AF

    • @sapphosscullerymaid4856
      @sapphosscullerymaid4856 4 года назад +1

      Is Amanda the big gay? Also seconded she is very beautiful and deserves better than to be forever tied to this movie

  • @NewExile
    @NewExile 4 года назад +30

    "I'm done. I can't"
    *36k likes*
    "Oh, but you will..."

  • @jesusdadiel9668
    @jesusdadiel9668 3 года назад +6

    Amanda we hit 50K weres part2

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 4 года назад +91

    7:13 At least with Dexter his Dark Passenger is how he describes his urge to kill. The way Ana talks about her "inner goddess"you'd think there was somebody else inside her reacting whenever Grey turns her on.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад +11

      Also it actually made sense. A goddess would most certainly not be a sub, like why choose such a weird word other than to make it seem ok?

  • @Yolanda8419
    @Yolanda8419 4 года назад +13

    I have read a lot of fanfiction and some of those are truly well done and well written. I tried once to read what you read and by the second page I wanted to gouge my eyes out. Needless to say, I never read more than those two pages. Damn, you don’t look fine. Somebody call that girl.

  • @JustPhasingBy
    @JustPhasingBy 4 года назад +18

    I'm conflicted now. I want to leave a like on the the video to support Amanda but I worry about her sanity if the video hits 15k likes and make her read the next part of the fanfiction

  • @alvarezmembrives3961
    @alvarezmembrives3961 4 года назад +47

    I would be able to forgive all of that bs if they explicitly said that they had a safe word or something, so all of that would technically be consensual and just a role play
    But they don’t say that so this just reads as an abusive, toxic, obsessive relationship with kinda kinky sex but written by someone who doesn’t know how bdsm works

  • @TEXTUALactivity
    @TEXTUALactivity 4 года назад +27

    "That's NOT *NAKED* " 😭😂

  • @SailorPuke
    @SailorPuke 4 года назад +10

    I read all the books for the first time when quarantined started (Including the ones from Greys Perspective),and I feel your pain... I thought the book was gonna be decent since they made a movie...and BOY was i wrong...RIP. You're strong Amanda..never forget that!

  • @samc9047
    @samc9047 4 года назад +9

    Amanda, I'm honestly really sorry you had to go through that. But damn I love it when you rant

  • @Lucabythesea
    @Lucabythesea 4 года назад +50

    as AO3 would tag it: shameless p0rn w/o plot, huh

  • @joys4peace
    @joys4peace 3 года назад +7

    I remember reading this thing way back in my Twilight phase. Many years later, I heard about the hot new craze called 50 Shades, picked up the first book, and had an immediate flashback. I’m honestly still surprised how little they changed other than the names.

  • @itsyaboiroman3345
    @itsyaboiroman3345 3 года назад +18

    Me, slumped on the sofa, shovelling half-melted chocolate into my mouth, eyes glazed over, staring listlessly at the TV: “I’m fuelling my inner Goddess-”