And this is exactly why massimo using " baby girl" is creepy, but is not creepy when Morgan calls that to Garcia in criminal minds. Among other reasons.
Its always "are you lost bby gorl" and never "you know what, ive been treating you horribly the past year. I feel like this relationship isnt healthy for the borh of us and therfore i think i should take a step back to get the help i need to heal, baby gorl"
I swear, any movie that makes Edward “I will sneak into your room and watch you sleep” Cullen look like a freakin’ Disney prince is already problematic as shit
On a scale of Masimo to the Disney Princes... Yeah I'd say Edward rates a solid Prince From Snow White. You know, the one who fell madly in love with some random servant/slave girl after hearing her singing once, and then never saw her again... Uuuntil he found her dead corpse a few days(or weeks i dunno) later in the woods and decided to kiss it on the mouth.
Honestly the funniest thing about this movie is the fact it opens with ignoring the death-fake out from the previous movie and then ends with another death-fake out.
@@mckenziehaugen director: it's actually a comedy... you mean most people did not find it funny???.... *has realization what a shitty director he is...
As a spanish person, the idea of a spanish mafia powerful enough to be relevant rivals of an italian mafia family, has to be the most ridiculously hilarious thing about this movie. Aside of maybe the name "marcelo nacho" wtf, like, nacho is an actual name, is short for ignacio, but the combination with marcelo is just not a thing. i don't know anyone under 50 who doesn't live in a remote rural area named Marcelo in spain, and ignacio(nacho) would be combined with jose, juan or carlos if anything , as in jose ignacio, juan ignacio or carlos ignacio. and then if you short ignacio you would use that to shorten the whole name and only say " nacho" not, " jose nacho"...is just a very absurd name overall.
Apparently it’s romantic when the guy is attractive and rich but in my opinion I don’t find this Massimo dude attractive at all, he looks like a pervert for me
Film 1: Laura is bored with her boyfriend. Finds out that her boyfriend is lying/cheating on her. Gets angry alone. Gets kidnapped by a Mediterranean mobster. Flirts with him. Falls in love with him. Except she finds out that he lied/hid things from her too. Ends up in mortal danger at the end. Film 2: Music. Laura is bored with her boyfriend. Music. Finds out her boyfriend is lying/cheating on her. Music. Gets angry alone. Music. Gets taken away (we find out later that if she hadn't consented he would have kidnapped her too) by a handsome Mediterranean mafioso. Music. Flirts with him. Music. Falls in love with him. Music. Except she finds out that he lied/concealed things to her too. Music. Ends up in mortal danger at the end. Music.
I am still laughing about the idea of mediterranean spanish mob at the level of the italian mafia. Is just hilarious, there is nothing like that in spain, and in fact the only( rather small now if there is any left) drug cartels are more around the north part of spain, galicia and such, wich would be the cantabric coast..not the mediterranean coast XD
Kennie JD: "I'm not gonna read the books you can't make me read it. Imma send you over to AmandatheJedi for all that. She already made a video on the books and she might make a video on the movie."
"It's barely a movie" is a good summary of popular polish cinematography and we are sorry this is our international legacy. Although... I don't want to be mean but it is makes me a little happy that we don't have to suffer alone. Great video as always!
I'm sorry if this makes me sound sadistic given the amount of pain you have to through for these videos, but your 356/50SoG episodes are probably one of my favourites so... thanks!
as an italian that watch this in original, I have to say that the icing on the cake on their awful acting is the accents. There are a bunch of italian characters that talk at lenght about their sicilian roots, and being true sicilians and so on and so forth, and all of them have this strong polish accent that just adds to how ridiculous the dialogue in this movie is!
And the guy who gets his brains blown out has this awful orange spray tan - that's the cherry on top for me. Also, the chain around his neck, but these are popular in Poland with wannabe gangsters, especially in movies, so I guess that tracks. By the way he's mostly recognizable in Poland from commercials for a convenience store chain where he plays a bit of an idiot, do this is just another level of ridiculous 😂
I mean I gotta imagine the screenwriter got the job and just waited until 2 days before they had to turn in the script and fanfictioned out the most half-assed story they could in that time. With liberal use of the ‘insert pop song here’ clause to avoid having to write any dialogue.
whats even more upsetting is realizing they shot the third film at the same time as the second, therefore the third doesn't have much hope to fix this mess because it will probably be following the same [music style / no dialogue] filming again
I wonder if that's why the movie is how it is. That they just shot a bunch of random scenes, split them up into the two movies, and glued them together with songs.
Man, I don't even remember Twilight have this toxic of a relationship. At least Edward and Bella still respected each other, this is just a guy who literally tortured every women he's close with 😭😭
Yeah... Edward was chilling in the balcony while Bella yells the shit out of Jacob for imprinting on her baby, chilling while Bella runs around in the forest after getting her powers
Yo, Edward was a perfect gentleman compared to this guy. A creep, but a gentleman all the same And, I can't belive I'm defending Bella, but even what she had with Jacob, was tons better that the new love interest Macho Pacho what's his face 🙄🙄🙄
I say this all the time but the biggest difference between this, 50 shades of grey and Twilight is that Twilight is a supernatural romance. When Edward stalks Bella in Midnight Sun, Edward acknowledges that stalking her is bad but is it really more morally bad than literally killing people? Even if his logic is flawed he's not a human and doesn't operate with the same set of rules that humans do. Christian and Massimo are both HUMAN beings, there's no reasoning their actions AT ALL. Edward also stalks Bella because he's genuinely concerned for her safety again that doesn't mean it's right but he's an indestructible vampire and she's in comparison to him very frail and mortal. Christian and Massimo should not be this pressed over some woman they met. They're also grown ass adults and not immortal teenagers so they should really know better
Because of your 365 Days videos, when the puppy we got 2 days ago is confused about where she is as she explores the house and backyard, I walk up to her and say, in a creepy tone with a bad accent, “Are you lost, baby girl?” Then I laugh like a maniac and my husband gives me a strange look. So, thanks for that! 😄
The lack of an immediate threat-abusive, violence behavior is never followed to a logical conclusion-or pretty much anything major getting in the way of gratuitous, beautiful scenery and sexy times seems more common in less-than-stellar "dark romance" stories written/adapted for a female audience (50 shades and this are just popular examples, but a more obscure example is Catchfire starring Dennis Hopper and Jodie Foster-well, idk who the audience was for with that film...) If it were a guy writer, I imagine there might be a lot of cheesy action setpieces in lieu of shopping, a la Steven Segal's recent output. All in all, lame is as lame does.
The woman who directed these was desperate to be relevant because she canceled herself in the local movie industry hard after her feature-length commercial directorial debut. Basically, she threw a fit over a bad review (deserved one) on a big Polish review site and for some inexplicable reason agreed to duke it out with the reviewer in public in front of the camera. Where she got bitch-slapped by facts and logic so hard that she crawled into a hole, hoping people would forget one day. She never made another movie until 365 franchise. And the writer of said review? He became the editor-in-chief of that review site.
I am honestly shocked that a human being wrote this shit. It is so awful that I would eagerly believe it was written by AI. Or a cat walking over a keyboard.
As a Polish (not baby) girl: I love your take. Also, this movie is BOOOORING. The only slightly entertaining character is Olga, but that is also the oversexualized cursing woman trope, so not doing anyone any service
@@fluffyfish2607 It's not even a decent porn though? I've seen porn with better premise and action than this. I've read stories written by ffn that more exciting than this. This just plain cringe.
Honestly when Masimo handed Laura papers for Christmas I literally thought he was divorcing her. Horrible but the plot was everywhere. Also him going on a murder rampage after finding out about the baby would’ve been so much more interesting honestly. Again the movie was ALL OVE THE PLACE.
I will never understand how you continue to put yourself through the absolute torture of having to watch this trash, but I'll forever be grateful for the entertainment you provide us.
For me is funny that one of the best element of the movie is Olga, because actress which playes her is known for the main role in one of the worst Polish rom com
Its kinda really unbelievable that the movie is number 1st in US ranking but Heartstopper only made it to 9th in the rankings. I am really tired of netflix cancelling good shows like everything sucks, I am not Okay With This, Julie in the Phantoms, One Day at a Time, No Good Nick, Day Break, Spinning Out, Grand Army, Mr. Iglesias, Bonding, The Babysitters Club and the list goes on and on!!! And I've watched each one these and most of them only got one season!! Netflix loves to play with me and torture me mann. I've never watched kissing booth, tall girl, maybe 3 episodes of riverdale, never watched 365 days!! I only watch reaction/commentary about these shows. I truly hope with everything in my body that I get a second season of Heartstopper I won't have a reason to keep netflix besides K-dramas that only last one season anyway. Edit:: Can't wait for Sound Of Magic please everybody go and watch it!! Its a K-drama and will have only one season likely but we should be supporting good shows!
@@behindyoujamie yeah these shows were so good but I don't remember any advertisements for I am not Okay With This at ALLL!! but i can not tell you how much they advertised 365 days to me!!!
Man, I don't even remember Twilight have this toxic of a relationship. At least Edward and Bella still respected each other, this is just a guy who literally tortured every women he's close with 😭😭 Twilight is a lot more comfortable to watch than this
For the first 40 minutes, there was no plot. None. Every time one of their cell phones rang, I thought, answer it -- it might be the plot! But then the plot sort of happened, and the movie didn't get any better. This movie was bewilderingly bad.
i just wanna say that in german the title is 'der Tag' which more translates to 'the day' instead of 'this day' so even though my sister and i watched it in english, our netflix is in german and we went into this film with a really ominous feeling. something about 'the day' just put us on edge
Omg I love the Polish series on Netflix -adaptations of Harlan Coben novels. Very very very good. I am dying to visit Warsaw- hopefully pickup some GlamShop eyeshadows while I am at it😛
Amanda, if you've been kidnapped by a Spanish mobster, and forced to make these videos, then blink twice. Seriously though great video, awesome work as always 👏
5:50 It isn't only with This Day, but just in general, I hate when show-writers in particular introduce the idea of a baby entering the picture, only to take it away from the story later on. It brings up all these interesting ideas for potential conflict or development so when the baby ends up lost, unless it plays directly into future story events, like Jill Kendall in Mom losing her pregnancy but eventually connecting with a foster child, you're left asking what the point was. I'm looking at *you,* Dominion (2014-2015).
It’s because they want the drama of a pregnancy reveal but realize an actual baby would take time away from smashing. They don’t want to actually have to portray adults being adults, they want them to have temper tantrums and the freedom to obsess over each other.
I tortured myself by watching it last night (it was even worse than I expected). As soon as it ended I said, "I can't wait for Amanda to make a video on this." Your reviews are epic!! It makes the pain of watching this disaster of a movie worth it lol.
I also subjected myself to it last night, purely so I could contextualize Amanda's review! I feel like my timing was perfect, but it was still a dreadful spectacle.
Same, I was just so confused with the first half, is like they just completely gave up on trying to give any sort of story, its just music video after music video for ages. Its one of the most bizarre movies ive seen.
But you guys do know that people actually watching it, even if it's just out of hate / curiosity / self-hatred, gives Netflix a reason to make other terrible films like this😂
@@moongirl8807 yes but if we didn’t we wouldn’t have had the pleasure of watching Amanda’s reaction. The laughs she generates from her synopsis is worth it imo lol.
@@michelemybell5387 Huh? Wdym, I also watch and love Amanda's videos but never watch the original. But honestly it's bc this is the most I can do, I would cringe so hard at the original and get angry at how dumb it is so there's no real reason for me to watch it. I'm physically unable to put myself through it😂
Fun fact: The woman who directed these was probably desperate to be relevant because she canceled herself hard in the local movie industry after her feature-length commercial directorial debut. Basically, she threw a fit over a bad review (deserved one) on a big Polish review site and for some inexplicable reason agreed to duke it out with the reviewer in public in front of the camera. Where she got bitch-slapped by facts and logic so hard that she crawled into a hole, hoping people would forget one day. She didn't make another movie until 365 franchise. And the writer of said review? He became the editor-in-chief of that review site. * the more you know *
"Yes!!! They made another 365 days movie!" is definitely not the feeling I thought I'd be having when I got up this morning... Thanks for suffering so we don't have to!
My mother genuinely thinks the soundtrack is a masterpiece. She is currently playing it while driving me to my job interview and I am trying to think happy thoughts.
I made a huge mistake peeling and slicing veggies while watching this. The amount of times I nearly cut or stabbed myself from dissolving into hysterical laughter is alarming. You are a fucking STAR Amanda lmao.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one watching this with a dangerous object in my hand XD. I was watching this while washing my knifes Emile doing dishes and THE AMOINT OF TIMES I COUDLVE LOST A FINGER 💀💀
I'm legitimately certain this movie was made by an alien that has only the most cursory notion of what human sex is like. I almost spat out my pho when the scene of him trying to swallow her chin popped on screen.
The only good thing that has arisen from these movies is that I discovered your channel because you talked about the first film. So, for that reason alone, I am thankful for “365 days” 😂
I really liked his character. Definitely felt out of place in this dumpster fire of a movie, which I only watched because these reviews are hysterical 😂
"Her favorite pick-up move: a drugged kidnapping" "I was so naive" "yes" *plays meme songs over dramatic scenes* The sass in this video is off the charts
Okay but my favourite part about her "leaving a voicemail" for her mom is that she didn't even actually get her mom's voicemail. She got, "this number isn't currently available, try again later", so... what answering machine did she leave that message on??
Team Nacho 🤣 And editing in the "mmmm watchaa say" at the end of the video fricken broke me. These movies are a horrible fever dream but that sent me over the edge into hysterically giggling at 3am. Thank you.
4:57 why the weirdly color-graded wedding scene? Because in "50 Shades..." they put a green filter over the wedding scene. That's the formula for success.
...my Netflix subscription keeps being raised because shit like this is being made while I'm stuck waiting for years for more seasons of my shows just to find out they've been canceled?
When I watched this movie without having read the book, I clocked Massimo's "I have a brother" line but I thought Nacho would be like his half-brother or something. So later on, after Laura leaves Massimo and he later talks as if he hadn't cheated on her, I was so confused, I was like "Wtf? Does he have a twin brother or smth? What's going on." I didn't expect to be right, but in retrospect, that's exactly what I should have expected.
YESSSS, I skipped through this movie while sipping coffee this morning. What WAS that compilation of no content scenes?! 😂🤣 So excited to see what you say. I also just watched ChadChad and Danny Gonzalez do a collab on alpha’s and…. this 365 movie is the same vibes as the clips they reviewed.
The weddings just keep getting earlier in each adaptation. Two adaptations from now, it's gonna be a couple that was married and is now split up from the get-go.
I watched it today with my friend and I was just angry the whole time. It looked like a mv and there was a clear structure that got tiring the first 5 min. sex - mv - dialogue - sex - mv - dialogue, and so on. I was almost pulling my hair out by the end of the movie, but realized that it was my own fault (cause, really, what was I expecting) 🤪
if I were to guess, I think in the third book Massimo chooses to save Laura and therefore the baby died (since it ended on that cliffhanger of 'either save Laura or the baby') so the writers of the movie just decided to can that convoluted mess and have her loose the baby right away? tbh I think that's a fine choice but it did catch me off guard edit: I haven't read the third book, this is just my speculation based on the direction they went for this movie
I had no idea this movie was dropping until Kennie JD posted her preview picture on the community tab. As soon as I saw that, all I could think of is how hyped I was for her and your videos!
Yeeeesssss! As soon as this came out on Netflix, literally my first thought was "I cannot wait to see Amanda's video about this" 😁😁😁 your commentary is gold!
I literally rewound back to see what Laura was talking about after leaving her mum that voicemail because I thought I’d missed a comment from her mum during the party scene or something!
When you got to the sponsor segment, I thought it was gonna be Bright Cellars XD If you’re looking at Twilight and 50 Shades with fondness, you know it’s bad! It’s especially ridiculous that they broke massive “canon” right in the first few minutes! The drama was pretty obvious yet they didn’t even take that
Honestly, listening to Amanda's video about 365 made me comes up with a story plot about 365, but without the sm*t, and instead dealt with issues regarding mental health, trauma, and it was going to be slow burn (like, the romance starts at the end of the second book and fleshes out in the third book because the characters I came up with had issues that needed to be resolved before diving into romance) I'm probably not going to get around to writing it because I am a procrastinator when it comes to writing stories.
I haven't watched the video yet - But showed my mother the screen grab you chose for the thumbnail. My MOTHER , based on that alone , said "Oh my God, she doesn't deserve to sit through *That*!"
I would've preferred that as the first movie ends in the tunnel scene... she actually meets with like a mafia boss to plot a deal. Like maybe she gives him or her tons of info on whatever the Maximo guy has and the whole movie is her ploting behind his back. This movies are rough but at least they could've surprised the audience
I allowed a friend to get my netflix to watch The Adam Project and he saw that this movie was out and got super happy. I did too because I knew what it means... it means new torture content from Amanda.
19:22 - You referenced TPB with, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father, prepare to die." For that quote, I now love you and will, in fact, weep for your sanity - *and* mine, for I watched this movie too. I firmly believe that through compassion, strength, & trust we may all heal from this calamity - given time.
Amanda's jokey pronunciation of "passion" is the best thing, but then I had to look at the screen RIGHT when they started eating each other's faces... I'm TRYING to enjoy my chicken pot pie
I honestly cannot wait for you to read/watch part 3. It's a ridiculous mayhem. 😂 I'd send you a large bottle of vodka for that, but I'm afraid the customs might not agree to that.
Massimo’s twin brother going full psychotic breakdown at the shootout was really out of now where and comical. Poor man was trying so bad to do a Heath ledger esq performance and it was just…. Oof
I've been waiting for this video! I know you struggle for us, but these and the 50 Shades of Grey and the Twilight videos are just the best, especially when you compare films to books. Sometimes I'll just rewatch these iconic ones every few months and they're still quite the ride. Can't wait for that Shadowhunters one 😉
"But it's just a dark romance movie, don't expect it to be Oscar material!!" No, babygirl, this is hot trash category and everyone has a right to criticize how awful it is in every aspect. Millions of euros were funneled into this project; producers, directors, screenwriters, sound engineers, actors, photographers, editors, stuntmen, set designers came together to shit out this loud reggeaton infused, sepia filtered abomination of a franchise. Hey, If you wanna do trash, by all means do. I love trash, i love trash that makes me laugh, i love good guilty pleasure trash on a lazy Thursday night but this fails in every department. You gotta give something to anticipate here. The smashing, which is the main aspect, is underwhelming and stupid, filmed in a fast pace without any sensuality or passion; they're just going at it like animals. The actors can't act to save their lives. The plot is minimum and when it begins to unfold it gives you a raging migrane because it doesn't make any sense. Everyone sounds like an idiot. The mobsters all look like dumb, crusty clowns who got the job because their cousin was friends with the casting director. The romanticization of abusive relationships makes me icky and uncomfortable, mainly because it's not acknowledged as such by the insufferable plot, or lack thereof. Zero agency in the female lead, all other females are portrayed as villainous vixens. Add on top of that the obnoxious Spotify playlist that they use as a soundtrack and we got ourselves a big pile of stale dog shit that's been sitting on the sidewalk for a week and it's been stepped on several times. We'll be dragging this to hell and back because it has earned it, thank you very much.
Every like regains me one sanity point
Thank you for your service, Amanda! *salutes*
I have contributed to your regaining mostly okayness.
At this rate Amanda's ending up in the psychiatric ward from Moon Knight where she just questions the legitimacy of what she's seen
Giving you all the likes, I think this video made you look the most unhinged yet xD
Liking to restore sanity points.
It's always "are you lost, baby girl" and never "how are you, baby girl". A toxic relationship indeed.
And this is exactly why massimo using " baby girl" is creepy, but is not creepy when Morgan calls that to Garcia in criminal minds. Among other reasons.
@@nessyness5447 Exactly! Morgan and Garcia both consented to this. And Garcia matches his Energy and calls him nicknames that matches his.
Its always "are you lost bby gorl" and never "you know what, ive been treating you horribly the past year. I feel like this relationship isnt healthy for the borh of us and therfore i think i should take a step back to get the help i need to heal, baby gorl"
I can't!!!!👀😂😂😂
Then they say turning red is problematic🤣🤣
I swear, any movie that makes Edward “I will sneak into your room and watch you sleep” Cullen look like a freakin’ Disney prince is already problematic as shit
Facts
I'll take Edward anyday over these creeps 😭
Really, at least Edward mellows out once he starts bonding with Bella.
At least he was apologetic about it
On a scale of Masimo to the Disney Princes... Yeah I'd say Edward rates a solid Prince From Snow White.
You know, the one who fell madly in love with some random servant/slave girl after hearing her singing once, and then never saw her again... Uuuntil he found her dead corpse a few days(or weeks i dunno) later in the woods and decided to kiss it on the mouth.
Honestly the funniest thing about this movie is the fact it opens with ignoring the death-fake out from the previous movie and then ends with another death-fake out.
OMG. It really does that?
For some reason that seems very on brand.
There's no way this movie was made for any other point than to be laughed at
@@mckenziehaugen
director: it's actually a comedy... you mean most people did not find it funny???.... *has realization what a shitty director he is...
This is cinema
It’s truly an art form in of itself.
As a spanish person, the idea of a spanish mafia powerful enough to be relevant rivals of an italian mafia family, has to be the most ridiculously hilarious thing about this movie.
Aside of maybe the name "marcelo nacho" wtf, like, nacho is an actual name, is short for ignacio, but the combination with marcelo is just not a thing. i don't know anyone under 50 who doesn't live in a remote rural area named Marcelo in spain, and ignacio(nacho) would be combined with jose, juan or carlos if anything , as in jose ignacio, juan ignacio or carlos ignacio. and then if you short ignacio you would use that to shorten the whole name and only say " nacho" not, " jose nacho"...is just a very absurd name overall.
At 19:17 he says "I am Marcelo Nachomatos" what the fuck 🤣
Kinda like when JK Rowling came up with “Cho Chang” and was like “yeah that sounds Asian enough 🤷🏼♀️”
Bueno, el capo mafioso padre es Ramón Langa... Solo con la voz ya acojona 😆
Imagine being named Nacho and not having it be just a funky fresh nickname.
Plot twist: he didn't tell her his real name
su nombre completo real es Marce Nachito Matos SegundoApellido
Can't believe writers still think Stockholm Syndrome is romantic.
IKR? It's gross 🤢🤮
Apparently it’s romantic when the guy is attractive and rich but in my opinion I don’t find this Massimo dude attractive at all, he looks like a pervert for me
believe me, the good ones don’t 😭😭
@@larry5466 somehow, it's the bad ones that get published.
stolkholm syndrome isn't even a medically recognized condition
When Laura said, "I was so naive", the conviction in Amanda's responding, "Yes," killed me 😂
Film 1: Laura is bored with her boyfriend. Finds out that her boyfriend is lying/cheating on her. Gets angry alone. Gets kidnapped by a Mediterranean mobster. Flirts with him. Falls in love with him. Except she finds out that he lied/hid things from her too. Ends up in mortal danger at the end.
Film 2: Music. Laura is bored with her boyfriend. Music. Finds out her boyfriend is lying/cheating on her. Music. Gets angry alone. Music. Gets taken away (we find out later that if she hadn't consented he would have kidnapped her too) by a handsome Mediterranean mafioso. Music. Flirts with him. Music. Falls in love with him. Music. Except she finds out that he lied/concealed things to her too. Music. Ends up in mortal danger at the end. Music.
You eh, you forgot the music at the beginning of film 2
I counted at least 28 songs.
Like, what on mother earth is this shit movie 🤕
I am still laughing about the idea of mediterranean spanish mob at the level of the italian mafia. Is just hilarious, there is nothing like that in spain, and in fact the only( rather small now if there is any left) drug cartels are more around the north part of spain, galicia and such, wich would be the cantabric coast..not the mediterranean coast XD
@@anycullen21 lmaooooo
@@Skaði Oh my god... How could I forget ! let me correct it right away!
Kennie JD: "I'm not gonna read the books you can't make me read it. Imma send you over to AmandatheJedi for all that. She already made a video on the books and she might make a video on the movie."
I absolutely love her
I was looking for that comment ❤
Call it.
"It's barely a movie" is a good summary of popular polish cinematography and we are sorry this is our international legacy. Although... I don't want to be mean but it is makes me a little happy that we don't have to suffer alone. Great video as always!
You can coast for a few more years on Hourglass Sanatorium
@@nineteenfortyeight6762 now this movie properly fucked me up when i saw it in cinema with my class, it feels like an acid trip
@@herondaless 😂
we shared our suffering with the rest of the world hehe
I had a great time watching 365 days. Look if something is going to be bad let it be this spectacularly bad. Your directors commit
I'm sorry if this makes me sound sadistic given the amount of pain you have to through for these videos, but your 356/50SoG episodes are probably one of my favourites so... thanks!
I dub it "After the 365 Shades of Grey."
@@laylamorrison9596 or Twilight Shades Booth After of 365
I call them 365 5 shade of pain.
🤣🤣🤣
it'd be great to have a year last 9 days less, ngl
as an italian that watch this in original, I have to say that the icing on the cake on their awful acting is the accents. There are a bunch of italian characters that talk at lenght about their sicilian roots, and being true sicilians and so on and so forth, and all of them have this strong polish accent that just adds to how ridiculous the dialogue in this movie is!
And the guy who gets his brains blown out has this awful orange spray tan - that's the cherry on top for me. Also, the chain around his neck, but these are popular in Poland with wannabe gangsters, especially in movies, so I guess that tracks.
By the way he's mostly recognizable in Poland from commercials for a convenience store chain where he plays a bit of an idiot, do this is just another level of ridiculous 😂
😂😂😂😂 why not just use Italian actor's if your polish actors that auditioned couldn't do the accents.
Imagine being the screenwriter of this movie thinking whatever you're writing is gonna be a masterpiece on screen 😂😂
I wonder if they were high or ripping their hair out when they tried to adapt the books to screen
I mean I gotta imagine the screenwriter got the job and just waited until 2 days before they had to turn in the script and fanfictioned out the most half-assed story they could in that time. With liberal use of the ‘insert pop song here’ clause to avoid having to write any dialogue.
They were probably wincing and crylaughing for the whole two days.
That has got to be painful lol
The screenwriter was probably like " well, at least it will pay the bills"
whats even more upsetting is realizing they shot the third film at the same time as the second, therefore the third doesn't have much hope to fix this mess because it will probably be following the same [music style / no dialogue] filming again
I wonder if that's why the movie is how it is. That they just shot a bunch of random scenes, split them up into the two movies, and glued them together with songs.
“Even more upsetting” 😂
Man, I don't even remember Twilight have this toxic of a relationship. At least Edward and Bella still respected each other, this is just a guy who literally tortured every women he's close with 😭😭
Yeah... Edward was chilling in the balcony while Bella yells the shit out of Jacob for imprinting on her baby, chilling while Bella runs around in the forest after getting her powers
Its kinda crazy how every year we get farther and farther from reality even tho we started with the vampire mormon teen romance
Yo, Edward was a perfect gentleman compared to this guy. A creep, but a gentleman all the same
And, I can't belive I'm defending Bella, but even what she had with Jacob, was tons better that the new love interest Macho Pacho what's his face 🙄🙄🙄
I say this all the time but the biggest difference between this, 50 shades of grey and Twilight is that Twilight is a supernatural romance. When Edward stalks Bella in Midnight Sun, Edward acknowledges that stalking her is bad but is it really more morally bad than literally killing people? Even if his logic is flawed he's not a human and doesn't operate with the same set of rules that humans do. Christian and Massimo are both HUMAN beings, there's no reasoning their actions AT ALL. Edward also stalks Bella because he's genuinely concerned for her safety again that doesn't mean it's right but he's an indestructible vampire and she's in comparison to him very frail and mortal. Christian and Massimo should not be this pressed over some woman they met. They're also grown ass adults and not immortal teenagers so they should really know better
Edward at least mellows when he and Bella start bonding.
Because of your 365 Days videos, when the puppy we got 2 days ago is confused about where she is as she explores the house and backyard, I walk up to her and say, in a creepy tone with a bad accent, “Are you lost, baby girl?”
Then I laugh like a maniac and my husband gives me a strange look.
So, thanks for that! 😄
I'm still shocked a woman wrote and directed these two films
Well co-directed
The lack of an immediate threat-abusive, violence behavior is never followed to a logical conclusion-or pretty much anything major getting in the way of gratuitous, beautiful scenery and sexy times seems more common in less-than-stellar "dark romance" stories written/adapted for a female audience (50 shades and this are just popular examples, but a more obscure example is Catchfire starring Dennis Hopper and Jodie Foster-well, idk who the audience was for with that film...)
If it were a guy writer, I imagine there might be a lot of cheesy action setpieces in lieu of shopping, a la Steven Segal's recent output.
All in all, lame is as lame does.
She being smart though these are all just money grab
The woman who directed these was desperate to be relevant because she canceled herself in the local movie industry hard after her feature-length commercial directorial debut. Basically, she threw a fit over a bad review (deserved one) on a big Polish review site and for some inexplicable reason agreed to duke it out with the reviewer in public in front of the camera. Where she got bitch-slapped by facts and logic so hard that she crawled into a hole, hoping people would forget one day. She never made another movie until 365 franchise. And the writer of said review? He became the editor-in-chief of that review site.
I am honestly shocked that a human being wrote this shit. It is so awful that I would eagerly believe it was written by AI. Or a cat walking over a keyboard.
As a Polish (not baby) girl: I love your take. Also, this movie is BOOOORING. The only slightly entertaining character is Olga, but that is also the oversexualized cursing woman trope, so not doing anyone any service
Not baby i cannot😂😂😂😂
Wonder why this thing even popular in the first place.
@@TempestaDominus it's really weird, the polish are very religious so maybe that's a reason? Disclaimer I'm not polish, just another Slav
@@TempestaDominus same reason as fifty shades: P0. r N.
@@fluffyfish2607 It's not even a decent porn though? I've seen porn with better premise and action than this. I've read stories written by ffn that more exciting than this. This just plain cringe.
Honestly when Masimo handed Laura papers for Christmas I literally thought he was divorcing her. Horrible but the plot was everywhere. Also him going on a murder rampage after finding out about the baby would’ve been so much more interesting honestly. Again the movie was ALL OVE THE PLACE.
Yeah the movie was all over the place 🤯🤪😱
Think his rampage will be in the next one, after finding out everything and her being shot. He'll go nuts
@@cathleenwarner1778 I can’t sit through another movie though 😭
@@maridi5328 just remind yourself it's the last one lol
@@angelaholmes8888 literally five different songs in the first 5-10 minutes of the movie 😭 😂
Amanda: as long as I don't hit my thumb against anything, we're good
Amanda: *forgot that she talks with her hands*
If you tie her up, do you think she's able to speak?
@@theblackbaron4119 🤔
I will never understand how you continue to put yourself through the absolute torture of having to watch this trash, but I'll forever be grateful for the entertainment you provide us.
It's like a Historian watching a Mel Gibson historical epic, the whinging and complaining is part of the fun.
For me is funny that one of the best element of the movie is Olga, because actress which playes her is known for the main role in one of the worst Polish rom com
Which one? I've only seen the one with the 🐝 🐝 🐝
@@anycullen21 Porady na zdrady
@@szukajazznajdziesz9805 should I dare watch it? 🙈
@@anycullen21 It Depends if you enjoy a badly made product placement of a sausage
@@szukajazznajdziesz9805 Berlinki forever 😂
Its kinda really unbelievable that the movie is number 1st in US ranking but Heartstopper only made it to 9th in the rankings. I am really tired of netflix cancelling good shows like everything sucks, I am not Okay With This, Julie in the Phantoms, One Day at a Time, No Good Nick, Day Break, Spinning Out, Grand Army, Mr. Iglesias, Bonding, The Babysitters Club and the list goes on and on!!! And I've watched each one these and most of them only got one season!! Netflix loves to play with me and torture me mann. I've never watched kissing booth, tall girl, maybe 3 episodes of riverdale, never watched 365 days!! I only watch reaction/commentary about these shows. I truly hope with everything in my body that I get a second season of Heartstopper I won't have a reason to keep netflix besides K-dramas that only last one season anyway.
Edit:: Can't wait for Sound Of Magic please everybody go and watch it!! Its a K-drama and will have only one season likely but we should be supporting good shows!
IANOWT being canceled hit hard
@@behindyoujamie yeah these shows were so good but I don't remember any advertisements for I am not Okay With This at ALLL!! but i can not tell you how much they advertised 365 days to me!!!
Julie and the Phantoms 😭😭
Unfortunately, Sex Sells...
To be fair, a movie is a lot cheaper to make and easier to make your money back than a TV show.
I know this sounds like a stretch, but Massimo makes Hardin (or Harden, whatever the fuck his name is spelled) from “After” look like a saint.
The next iteration of this toxic guy trope is literally gonna be Satan or something
Eh physical over emotional and verbal abuse......I don't even think I could flip a coin for the better of the two yikes
@@pixiestxNyomouf True
May Amanda’s soul rest in peace after this torture.
That's when you know we're in for a treat.
Man, I don't even remember Twilight have this toxic of a relationship. At least Edward and Bella still respected each other, this is just a guy who literally tortured every women he's close with 😭😭 Twilight is a lot more comfortable to watch than this
"No match for the Nacho!"
Best thing to come out of this movie lmao.
To be fair, nachos win with pretty much everything. Except maybe pizza.
For the first 40 minutes, there was no plot. None. Every time one of their cell phones rang, I thought, answer it -- it might be the plot! But then the plot sort of happened, and the movie didn't get any better. This movie was bewilderingly bad.
This is the best comment lmao 🤣
This was a series of music videos. Not a movie
Oh gawd. This comment was better than the entire movie 😂
i just wanna say that in german the title is 'der Tag' which more translates to 'the day' instead of 'this day' so even though my sister and i watched it in english, our netflix is in german and we went into this film with a really ominous feeling. something about 'the day' just put us on edge
As a Pole, I feel collectively responsible for this movie. And I'm sorry, please, don't partition us again for its existence
❤ we know there's more to Poland than what Netflix gets
Poland also gave us The Witcher on Netflix (and the books). So thank you, Poland! ❤️
@Andrzej Let's wait with our nation wide apologies, as there might be part 3...
Omg I love the Polish series on Netflix -adaptations of Harlan Coben novels. Very very very good. I am dying to visit Warsaw- hopefully pickup some GlamShop eyeshadows while I am at it😛
It's not Poland's fault that the author is a complete pain in the ass.
I love how Massimo's name in the subtitles translates to "Mossy Mo." 😆
"Edward Cullen says no to smooching" Please never stop doing these!
Amanda, if you've been kidnapped by a Spanish mobster, and forced to make these videos, then blink twice. Seriously though great video, awesome work as always 👏
Am I the only one that is curious about what the hellscape of Amandas audible library would look like? It sounds insanely chaotic.
Just imagine all of the horrible recommendations the site probably pushes on her based on her browser history (365 Days, 50 Shades, etc.)
5:50 It isn't only with This Day, but just in general, I hate when show-writers in particular introduce the idea of a baby entering the picture, only to take it away from the story later on. It brings up all these interesting ideas for potential conflict or development so when the baby ends up lost, unless it plays directly into future story events, like Jill Kendall in Mom losing her pregnancy but eventually connecting with a foster child, you're left asking what the point was. I'm looking at *you,* Dominion (2014-2015).
It’s because they want the drama of a pregnancy reveal but realize an actual baby would take time away from smashing. They don’t want to actually have to portray adults being adults, they want them to have temper tantrums and the freedom to obsess over each other.
They introduced it as an afterthought at that, in an almost throwaway comment as though a scene was cut out that made it more significant.
I tortured myself by watching it last night (it was even worse than I expected). As soon as it ended I said, "I can't wait for Amanda to make a video on this." Your reviews are epic!! It makes the pain of watching this disaster of a movie worth it lol.
I also subjected myself to it last night, purely so I could contextualize Amanda's review! I feel like my timing was perfect, but it was still a dreadful spectacle.
Same, I was just so confused with the first half, is like they just completely gave up on trying to give any sort of story, its just music video after music video for ages. Its one of the most bizarre movies ive seen.
But you guys do know that people actually watching it, even if it's just out of hate / curiosity / self-hatred, gives Netflix a reason to make other terrible films like this😂
@@moongirl8807 yes but if we didn’t we wouldn’t have had the pleasure of watching Amanda’s reaction. The laughs she generates from her synopsis is worth it imo lol.
@@michelemybell5387 Huh? Wdym, I also watch and love Amanda's videos but never watch the original. But honestly it's bc this is the most I can do, I would cringe so hard at the original and get angry at how dumb it is so there's no real reason for me to watch it. I'm physically unable to put myself through it😂
Fun fact: The woman who directed these was probably desperate to be relevant because she canceled herself hard in the local movie industry after her feature-length commercial directorial debut. Basically, she threw a fit over a bad review (deserved one) on a big Polish review site and for some inexplicable reason agreed to duke it out with the reviewer in public in front of the camera. Where she got bitch-slapped by facts and logic so hard that she crawled into a hole, hoping people would forget one day. She didn't make another movie until 365 franchise. And the writer of said review? He became the editor-in-chief of that review site.
* the more you know *
the entire time , you can see amanda's soul leaving her body and questioning every single choice she's ever made to reach this point.
"its all so painfully straight" Amanda really nailed it with that line.
My feelings of hatred towards spy family summed up with one sentence.
"Yes!!! They made another 365 days movie!" is definitely not the feeling I thought I'd be having when I got up this morning...
Thanks for suffering so we don't have to!
My mother genuinely thinks the soundtrack is a masterpiece. She is currently playing it while driving me to my job interview and I am trying to think happy thoughts.
I made a huge mistake peeling and slicing veggies while watching this. The amount of times I nearly cut or stabbed myself from dissolving into hysterical laughter is alarming. You are a fucking STAR Amanda lmao.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one watching this with a dangerous object in my hand XD. I was watching this while washing my knifes Emile doing dishes and THE AMOINT OF TIMES I COUDLVE LOST A FINGER 💀💀
I'm legitimately certain this movie was made by an alien that has only the most cursory notion of what human sex is like. I almost spat out my pho when the scene of him trying to swallow her chin popped on screen.
Let's not forget the obscene amount of spit he dropped on the dildo. I mean gross. Have you people never heard of lube?
"Why wouldn't you question him being there" Ma'am, she married her kidnapper. I don't know what we want here. Self preservation? We don't know her.
The only good thing that has arisen from these movies is that I discovered your channel because you talked about the first film. So, for that reason alone, I am thankful for “365 days” 😂
You and Kennie JD gave me life with these reviews! This movie was incredibly awful- only music and locations
Yep! I’m going to watch Kennie’s after this one. I haven’t seen either of these movies but the these reviews are plenty for me
i just saw kennie’s review and saw this dropped 👀
Honestly, the music in this movie annoys the hell outta me
ABSOLUTELY!
Locations is good but annoying pop music in this movie includes the first 2 is cringeworthy and bad in my opinion.
Netflix : We aren't sure why many people unsubscribe our service in 2022.
Also Netflix : Hay, we made 365 days episode 2
Hell yeeah, love these videos! I am lost, babygirl
Ayyyyy! Imagine seeing K&G here! Been watching you a lot.
What a crossover
How can they make Nacho just the best guy, minus the kidnapping, and expect us to choose Masimo
I really liked his character. Definitely felt out of place in this dumpster fire of a movie, which I only watched because these reviews are hysterical 😂
"Her favorite pick-up move: a drugged kidnapping"
"I was so naive" "yes"
*plays meme songs over dramatic scenes*
The sass in this video is off the charts
There are songs played in every minute, this movie might as well be a jukebox musical
Okay but my favourite part about her "leaving a voicemail" for her mom is that she didn't even actually get her mom's voicemail. She got, "this number isn't currently available, try again later", so... what answering machine did she leave that message on??
"Edward Cullen says no to smooshing."
I love how Amanda does censorship. 🤣
We never forgot Amanda. We waited for “This Day” the Movie for months, waiting for the inevitable suffering.
The fact that there are ppl who genuinely enjoy this kind of stuff is so weird and deserve to be thanosed
Team Nacho 🤣
And editing in the "mmmm watchaa say" at the end of the video fricken broke me. These movies are a horrible fever dream but that sent me over the edge into hysterically giggling at 3am. Thank you.
First, Kennie goes in this movie, then Amanda goes in it. They really turned this Saturday around for me!
Same
I still don't understand the movie tho... These two tried to explain but it's just too much plot less trash 🤣🤣
4:57 why the weirdly color-graded wedding scene? Because in "50 Shades..." they put a green filter over the wedding scene. That's the formula for success.
...my Netflix subscription keeps being raised because shit like this is being made while I'm stuck waiting for years for more seasons of my shows just to find out they've been canceled?
When I watched this movie without having read the book, I clocked Massimo's "I have a brother" line but I thought Nacho would be like his half-brother or something. So later on, after Laura leaves Massimo and he later talks as if he hadn't cheated on her, I was so confused, I was like "Wtf? Does he have a twin brother or smth? What's going on." I didn't expect to be right, but in retrospect, that's exactly what I should have expected.
At this rate, the 3rd movie will cross that line into so-bad-it's-good, right?
We can hope.
3rd? There is more of these books???
Girl, you had me with the "Edward Cullen says no to smooshing", but I lost it at Nigel Thornberry. Too funny!
Watching Kennie and Amanda movie reviews. Literaly the best thing ever!!!
id love to see them collab for the last installment of this series, it would feel r i g h t
Am I the only one that’s like this? Just as much sex as Bridgeton!
Can we…can we get Amanda a medal of some kind? For risking her sanity for our entertainment? We appreciate it, Amanda!
YESSSS, I skipped through this movie while sipping coffee this morning. What WAS that compilation of no content scenes?! 😂🤣
So excited to see what you say. I also just watched ChadChad and Danny Gonzalez do a collab on alpha’s and…. this 365 movie is the same vibes as the clips they reviewed.
Update: “music video style f*tages”
Dude, yep. That’s the perfect description.
Either or both of those two need to Collab with Amanda one of these days - their humor is perfect haha
I like to imagine that the Anna character is the main girl from 50 shades and it's a fully incoherent MCU kind of situation
YESSSS! I was looking forward to this! I haven't watched/read any of the movies/books, but I LOVE your reviews :D
The weddings just keep getting earlier in each adaptation. Two adaptations from now, it's gonna be a couple that was married and is now split up from the get-go.
I watched it today with my friend and I was just angry the whole time. It looked like a mv and there was a clear structure that got tiring the first 5 min. sex - mv - dialogue - sex - mv - dialogue, and so on.
I was almost pulling my hair out by the end of the movie, but realized that it was my own fault (cause, really, what was I expecting) 🤪
Both Kennie JD and Amanda the Jedi uploading the review of this trash on the same day is perfect. Thank you gorgeous ladies for your sacrifice 🙌🏻
if I were to guess, I think in the third book Massimo chooses to save Laura and therefore the baby died (since it ended on that cliffhanger of 'either save Laura or the baby') so the writers of the movie just decided to can that convoluted mess and have her loose the baby right away? tbh I think that's a fine choice but it did catch me off guard
edit: I haven't read the third book, this is just my speculation based on the direction they went for this movie
*spoiler*
yeah, that's what happened
I had no idea this movie was dropping until Kennie JD posted her preview picture on the community tab. As soon as I saw that, all I could think of is how hyped I was for her and your videos!
I love that Amanda powered through this - completely sober...maybe? Thanks to you and your thumb for doing this!
"Sometimes, I feel like a prisoner, Mass..."
He friggin' KIDNAPPED YOU, YOU DIMWIT!!!!!
Yeeeesssss! As soon as this came out on Netflix, literally my first thought was "I cannot wait to see Amanda's video about this" 😁😁😁 your commentary is gold!
Me too. I've been checking utube every hour
I literally rewound back to see what Laura was talking about after leaving her mum that voicemail because I thought I’d missed a comment from her mum during the party scene or something!
When you got to the sponsor segment, I thought it was gonna be Bright Cellars XD
If you’re looking at Twilight and 50 Shades with fondness, you know it’s bad! It’s especially ridiculous that they broke massive “canon” right in the first few minutes! The drama was pretty obvious yet they didn’t even take that
Honestly, listening to Amanda's video about 365 made me comes up with a story plot about 365, but without the sm*t, and instead dealt with issues regarding mental health, trauma, and it was going to be slow burn (like, the romance starts at the end of the second book and fleshes out in the third book because the characters I came up with had issues that needed to be resolved before diving into romance)
I'm probably not going to get around to writing it because I am a procrastinator when it comes to writing stories.
I haven't watched the video yet - But showed my mother the screen grab you chose for the thumbnail. My MOTHER , based on that alone , said "Oh my God, she doesn't deserve to sit through *That*!"
The minute I saw that Netflix made a sequel to this dumpster fire, I immediately thought "I can't wait for Amanda's video"😆😆
Amanda, you truly are a saint for doing this for our entertainment haha
I would've preferred that as the first movie ends in the tunnel scene... she actually meets with like a mafia boss to plot a deal. Like maybe she gives him or her tons of info on whatever the Maximo guy has and the whole movie is her ploting behind his back. This movies are rough but at least they could've surprised the audience
Netflix is slowly turning into Lifetime meets Cinemax
HAHAHA! The Nigel Thornberry moment saying "smashing". I can't handle this comedy gold.
As soon as I heard there was another movie, I was waiting on you to make this review.
I allowed a friend to get my netflix to watch The Adam Project and he saw that this movie was out and got super happy. I did too because I knew what it means... it means new torture content from Amanda.
“I feel like a lot of people just forgot about it.” GOOD. I’M GLAD.
19:22 - You referenced TPB with, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father, prepare to die." For that quote, I now love you and will, in fact, weep for your sanity - *and* mine, for I watched this movie too. I firmly believe that through compassion, strength, & trust we may all heal from this calamity - given time.
Amanda's jokey pronunciation of "passion" is the best thing, but then I had to look at the screen RIGHT when they started eating each other's faces... I'm TRYING to enjoy my chicken pot pie
I honestly cannot wait for you to read/watch part 3. It's a ridiculous mayhem. 😂 I'd send you a large bottle of vodka for that, but I'm afraid the customs might not agree to that.
The second I saw it on Netflix I was cheering because I knew Amanda was gonna review it 😂😂
I’m putting “Edward Cullen says no to smooshing” on a t-shirt.
The only 365 Days I want is Jedi Master Amanda reviewing this and related materials. Just hope she remains mostly okay afterwards.
Massimo’s twin brother going full psychotic breakdown at the shootout was really out of now where and comical. Poor man was trying so bad to do a Heath ledger esq performance and it was just…. Oof
Thank you Amanda for sacrificing yourself so that we don’t have to watch the movie ( or read the books).💙👏🏼👏🏼
I lost it when you cut in the clip of Nigel Thornberry sayin his catchphrase. Idk, just wasn't expecting that.
"Happy Birthday Jesus, Merry Christmas" I lost it 😂😂😂😂
The noise I made when "Hide and Seek" started playing was not human.
Thank you for watching these movies so I can be horrified to know they exist.
I've been waiting for this video!
I know you struggle for us, but these and the 50 Shades of Grey and the Twilight videos are just the best, especially when you compare films to books. Sometimes I'll just rewatch these iconic ones every few months and they're still quite the ride.
Can't wait for that Shadowhunters one 😉
I hope they just keep making these movies because amanda’s videos about them are just so damn good
I was so excited when I saw this released on Netflix, because I couldn't wait for Amanda's review😂
"But it's just a dark romance movie, don't expect it to be Oscar material!!"
No, babygirl, this is hot trash category and everyone has a right to criticize how awful it is in every aspect. Millions of euros were funneled into this project; producers, directors, screenwriters, sound engineers, actors, photographers, editors, stuntmen, set designers came together to shit out this loud reggeaton infused, sepia filtered abomination of a franchise.
Hey, If you wanna do trash, by all means do. I love trash, i love trash that makes me laugh, i love good guilty pleasure trash on a lazy Thursday night but this fails in every department. You gotta give something to anticipate here.
The smashing, which is the main aspect, is underwhelming and stupid, filmed in a fast pace without any sensuality or passion; they're just going at it like animals.
The actors can't act to save their lives. The plot is minimum and when it begins to unfold it gives you a raging migrane because it doesn't make any sense. Everyone sounds like an idiot. The mobsters all look like dumb, crusty clowns who got the job because their cousin was friends with the casting director. The romanticization of abusive relationships makes me icky and uncomfortable, mainly because it's not acknowledged as such by the insufferable plot, or lack thereof.
Zero agency in the female lead, all other females are portrayed as villainous vixens.
Add on top of that the obnoxious Spotify playlist that they use as a soundtrack and we got ourselves a big pile of stale dog shit that's been sitting on the sidewalk for a week and it's been stepped on several times. We'll be dragging this to hell and back because it has earned it, thank you very much.
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The raging migraine and CRINGE I had was too unbearable. Made me want to jump off a Cliff.