What kind of parents did you have?😳🤣 Comedian: Aries Spears

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2022

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  • @stand_up3
    @stand_up3  Год назад +3889

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    • @colettehylan19
      @colettehylan19 Год назад +5

      That's because we create slaves and they create masters.

    • @MonsterAviation
      @MonsterAviation Год назад +3

      .

    • @noahsemenov1865
      @noahsemenov1865 Год назад

      Y’all lucky growing up with Ukrainian parents they straight up yeetted you across the room a couple of time then they will beat you

    • @adenalmanzar1776
      @adenalmanzar1776 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derkk11
      @derkk11 Год назад +14

      @@colettehylan19 the most racist thing I've heard all-day

  • @kdrecords4562
    @kdrecords4562 2 года назад +259744

    "Dude, what the fuck?"
    His voice when he says that is gold.

    • @kinzey8
      @kinzey8 2 года назад +5328

      Frr it sounded like the iconic white boy voice 💀💀

    • @3RoseNoire3
      @3RoseNoire3 2 года назад +2992

      He really sounded white 😂😂

    • @G2Rich_
      @G2Rich_ 2 года назад +3092

      “She can’t do that man, this is your space this is your area” 🤣🤣

    • @TTTNeptune
      @TTTNeptune 2 года назад +179

      @@G2Rich_ 😂😂😂

    • @UnashamedFollowerofChrist
      @UnashamedFollowerofChrist 2 года назад +912

      His white boy impression is spot on!

  • @Naphiri0
    @Naphiri0 6 месяцев назад +7329

    "You want me to go say something?" You're going to get us both killed😂😂😂😂

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 6 месяцев назад +35

      kid had a deathwish XD

    • @FLUKdaDEMS
      @FLUKdaDEMS 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂

    • @PAULINS1
      @PAULINS1 6 месяцев назад +13

      Don't say nothing 😂😂😂

    • @sharakanelson6965
      @sharakanelson6965 6 месяцев назад +7

      Exactly 😂

    • @childofgod269
      @childofgod269 3 месяца назад +4

      Could you imagine?!? 😱 😂😂😂

  • @Lastrik428
    @Lastrik428 Месяц назад +1064

    Hes now called red but he was called fred until the mother beat the f out of him

  • @hurricaneheather1420
    @hurricaneheather1420 20 дней назад +382

    I talked some shit to my Mom ... Once. She factory reset my thought process. 💯 true story

    • @kingjaluv9006
      @kingjaluv9006 19 дней назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nichollerusso8262
      @nichollerusso8262 7 дней назад +2

      Exactly and what color are u???

    • @artiomgera6686
      @artiomgera6686 5 дней назад

      ​Aint nun to do with color Brother. Iam White as one whould Say and Moms smacked the fuck outta me lovingly, couple Times too😂😂❤ ​@@nichollerusso8262

    • @trrulieeeee
      @trrulieeeee 4 дня назад

      white parents do that too fyi, white kids just aren’t ok with being ABUSED. ik slavery wasn’t a choice but y’all are making it seem like a choice

    • @mrpeace8820
      @mrpeace8820 4 дня назад +2

      you are lucky you are still alive.

  • @yuridiamo5414
    @yuridiamo5414 2 года назад +61059

    The fact that he started singing "Wade in The Water" 😭

    • @idislikeusernames628
      @idislikeusernames628 2 года назад +1696

      I worked at a soul food restaurant in Georgia washing dishes, only white cat there besides the other dishwasher and started singing wade in the water while I was sprayin dishes. I thought somebody was gonna die they were laughin so hard.

    • @alexa-xz6tb
      @alexa-xz6tb 2 года назад +993

      @Lm ao it was a slavery song😭

    • @mrkrabsmother9179
      @mrkrabsmother9179 2 года назад +981

      @Lm ao it is a song that slaves would sing on the under ground railroad, which is a trail where slaves would take to get to free states where slavery was illegal

    • @beanslol1725
      @beanslol1725 2 года назад +75

      Man has talent

    • @forresthumpp
      @forresthumpp 2 года назад +32

      Wading in the water.

  • @lanigrace9195
    @lanigrace9195 7 месяцев назад +37712

    The white boy voice is perfection 😂😂

    • @elizabthharris6741
      @elizabthharris6741 7 месяцев назад +236

      RIGHT?! When I heard it I was like, wait..what?! Who said that

    • @user-mh7jt5gh7e
      @user-mh7jt5gh7e 7 месяцев назад +140

      And the slave one was BANG on

    • @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197
      @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 7 месяцев назад +107

      “It’s your space mahn it’s your space”

    • @3197JLH-MST
      @3197JLH-MST 6 месяцев назад

      Where are you from where wyt dudes talk like that? Only people I’ve ever heard talk like that is blk people making fun of the way they think wyt people talk. You bet ax somebody. Sh-t you trippin. Fu-k you mean? I’m from the skreetz and we don’t play dat sh-t! MFers be pissing me off fo real! Mfers be talking to da PO-lice is some bi-ches fo real. Sh-t my gurls check done come in so I’m fi-in to go to tha scrip club. If I was a comedian and I did that “black voice” how well do you think that would go over?

    • @heathermiller76
      @heathermiller76 6 месяцев назад +94

      Maybe a Californian white boy because no one would dare speak like that in the south.

  • @saybaci5047
    @saybaci5047 16 дней назад +222

    Nah but why he hit that note so well 😮‍💨

    • @chamade166
      @chamade166 5 дней назад +2

      Agreed, if black people start valuing education and rationality over sneakers it will help everyone.

    • @randomdude12508
      @randomdude12508 5 дней назад +3

      ​@@chamade166 tf??

    • @henok.l4202
      @henok.l4202 4 дня назад

      ​@@chamade166😭

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 3 дня назад

      ​@@randomdude12508
      I thought you liked facts 😂

    • @pigslave3
      @pigslave3 2 дня назад +1

      practiced singing, duh

  • @King_2509
    @King_2509 Месяц назад +199

    I have Mexican parents so I can somewhat relate to this 😂

    • @sabssabssabs
      @sabssabssabs 16 дней назад +3

      Ohhhh boy, Latino parents are something else. I'm Argentine, and even though parents tend to be softer here I still have my mom... phew, she could hit and left you bleeding and scream so much you'd hear it all day 😭 Thank God she tuned that off but she would make your life a living nightmare if she woke up like it 😅 she was extremely depressed yet it was foul to take it on us 😅

    • @KB10GL
      @KB10GL 14 дней назад +3

      I'm a white boomer from another Continent, but I know EXACTLY what is going on here.
      My mother was widowed when I was still at school & simply could not manage to go to work & mollycoddle three kids. No sir.
      It was get it done or ........ I found out what 'or' meant a few times & she is gone now, but she still has my undying respect.

    • @ttcolombiana937
      @ttcolombiana937 14 дней назад

      😮​@@sabssabssabs

    • @kinglokimrvegas8687
      @kinglokimrvegas8687 13 дней назад

      I'ma white guy my parents were like this too I don't know when it became only white parents that were shitty parents 🙄

  • @luckyfc2923
    @luckyfc2923 2 года назад +4703

    Ok, but his voice was so smooth, like it sounded so good when he sang-

    • @bhall4996
      @bhall4996 2 года назад +72

      For real
      Man got some pipes!

    • @DussyBestroyer69
      @DussyBestroyer69 2 года назад +13

      Yesss

    • @Mxqnc
      @Mxqnc 2 года назад +11

      FRR!! LEMME FIND OUTT✨😂

    • @brendangibson8200
      @brendangibson8200 2 года назад +21

      @@big-zoo8014 he sang at the end, dumbass

    • @butterchuggins5409
      @butterchuggins5409 2 года назад +14

      All black people can sing really well like that. Same with bass guitar.

  • @rimurutempest313
    @rimurutempest313 2 года назад +68043

    "Dude shes violating your right to privacy"
    "Dude she's gonna kill me before i get my rights back"

    • @bastard3798
      @bastard3798 Год назад +345

      yo 💀

    • @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247
      @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 Год назад +304

      @teslaputs tell me ur white without telling me ur white-

    • @andythehandyman472
      @andythehandyman472 Год назад +210

      @@s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 is there something wrong with that? Also it is obviously not good that parents treat their kids like that. I like discipline but being a prick towards your kids for no reason is fucked up

    • @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247
      @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 Год назад +266

      @@andythehandyman472 it’s been in my family for ages. And no, I would not say that parents that do this are a prick towards their children. It’s just that many white parents go extremely easy on their kids compared to a p.o.c. So what I’m saying is that it is normal in a lot of p.o.c. families. But if ppl think that this is “abuse”, they need to get off their high horse and actually stick their head in the world to see what actual “abuse” is.

    • @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247
      @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 Год назад +106

      @@andythehandyman472 I also come from a p.o.c. family and my parents immigrated back in the early 2000s. So I was the first daughter of color in family to be born in America. As a girl and now a woman, I wasn’t taken very seriously because my relatives considered guys to have more “respect” even though my family and I think it’s bs. I have had A LOT of pressure out on me to reach expectations and stuff like that. My parents supported me and pushed me to excel and achieve more than I thought I could. Now, I have more achievements both for education and sports than any of my relatives’ sons’ will ever have. Sure they beat my ass MANY times. But I will love them till the end of time and no, that was not abuse as I would consider it. They never like to tell me that they “loved me” because it was uncommon in my household. So ppl may have different versions of what “abuse” may be, but to a lot of p.o.c. ppl, this would not be considered “rude” or being a “prick”.

  • @PatriciaPeters-zk5ol
    @PatriciaPeters-zk5ol 22 дня назад +172

    My mum don't even say anything 😂😂😂she just looked at us and we will understand everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hayden-pg4og
    @Hayden-pg4og Месяц назад +22

    God I love black men’s impressions of white men, it’s always so spot on

  • @metalheadrezdavis2325
    @metalheadrezdavis2325 2 года назад +14802

    When he said “yous gonnas gets mes in troubles” I lost it

  • @cojogetem5296
    @cojogetem5296 6 месяцев назад +6365

    “Yous gon get mees in troubles” lmfaoo

  • @kevinmaina500
    @kevinmaina500 17 дней назад +29

    This is ur space, this is ur area😂😂😂

  • @DomFoolery175
    @DomFoolery175 7 дней назад +14

    His white guy voice had me HOWLING

  • @TrulyMorningstar
    @TrulyMorningstar Год назад +36147

    He does an awesome impression of a 90s white kid.

    • @sirkomic8474
      @sirkomic8474 Год назад +653

      LIKE HE’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON-

    • @cherylifill5236
      @cherylifill5236 Год назад +166

      I think this was performed in the 90s’. He a little bit smaller now.

    • @2w0nGranTurismo
      @2w0nGranTurismo Год назад +184

      @@cherylifill5236 this was in the 2000's

    • @pansten5388
      @pansten5388 Год назад +31

      He lived it

    • @kool4209
      @kool4209 Год назад +9

      Stereotypical

  • @quinsiero1378
    @quinsiero1378 Год назад +7305

    “You’s gon get me’s in troubles…” 💀

    • @Matt-xw2ki
      @Matt-xw2ki Год назад +18

      790 like 0 comments let me fix that

    • @abigaleroberts
      @abigaleroberts Год назад +9

      @@Matt-xw2ki 804 likes and 1 comment let me fix that

    • @anthomedia
      @anthomedia Год назад +7

      974 likes and 2 comments, lemme fix that

    • @ConkShorts
      @ConkShorts Год назад +4

      1.1k likes and 3 comments, lemme fix that

    • @Dylman_-19
      @Dylman_-19 Год назад +4

      1.3k likes and five comments? Lemme fix that

  • @babytk1113
    @babytk1113 Месяц назад +14

    "This isn't a threat, this is a promise"💯 My dad's word and he stuck to it😭🤣🤣❤️

  • @rogeliomartinez251
    @rogeliomartinez251 7 дней назад +3

    Every kid in America need that mom❤😂

  • @Makeup.by_Kensley
    @Makeup.by_Kensley 2 года назад +39995

    Why is no one talking about his amazing singing voice?

    • @Fr3ck1e_Face1
      @Fr3ck1e_Face1 2 года назад +863

      The church voice 😍

    • @theyhategwa
      @theyhategwa 2 года назад +201

      Cause that's not the main takeaway of this video tf

    • @nyovyo
      @nyovyo 2 года назад +776

      @@theyhategwa you can have more than one takeaway from things lol

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr 2 года назад +61

      Absolutely beautiful🎶

    • @tyrannatom9802
      @tyrannatom9802 2 года назад +16

      Cuz no one cares

  • @m4rzb4rz32
    @m4rzb4rz32 2 года назад +8793

    "This is your space"
    "I will send you to space"

  • @wealthbeyondmaterials
    @wealthbeyondmaterials 12 дней назад +7

    One of my favorite bits of all time

  • @BeHumble-pq7dg
    @BeHumble-pq7dg Месяц назад +9

    I’ve seen this 1000 times and I still love it 😂❤ he’s so funny 🤣

  • @diollinebranderson6553
    @diollinebranderson6553 2 года назад +9130

    Bruh His switch to the "white voice" and to the "black slave voice" is hilarious😂😂😂

    • @jallamarvelous64
      @jallamarvelous64 2 года назад +83

      The switch was perfect bruh 🤣

    • @rayanguled2438
      @rayanguled2438 2 года назад +19

      What do you mean by that

    • @valor4810
      @valor4810 2 года назад +94

      @@rayanguled2438 exactly what he just said? You seem offended by his comment?

    • @wildfire088
      @wildfire088 2 года назад +41

      @@valor4810 He thinks its “racist.”

    • @valor4810
      @valor4810 2 года назад +51

      @@wildfire088 I know and it's fuckin hilarious lol mf's get offended by someone sneezing a certain way in today's society

  • @thebronzejade7342
    @thebronzejade7342 2 года назад +7259

    “You should say somethin- you want me to go say something?” lmaoo

    • @harvestingseason2725
      @harvestingseason2725 2 года назад +13

      Thousands of likes and not a comment?? Here you go man have a bone

    • @jojojalapeno7956
      @jojojalapeno7956 2 года назад +12

      @@harvestingseason2725 That's what I'm saying. 🎶 Just the three of us 🎶

    • @Steven-mk4gg
      @Steven-mk4gg 2 года назад +16

      I'm like....PLEASE go say something.....this gone be hilarious.

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 2 года назад +1

      Damn

    • @memezabelle
      @memezabelle 2 года назад +22

      "my mother smacked him and he turned into me" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ES-bi1hq
    @ES-bi1hq 21 день назад +13

    His humming was beautiful…

  • @justinegilman9504
    @justinegilman9504 24 дня назад +10

    You gonna gets me in troubles 😂

  • @tb4151
    @tb4151 2 года назад +22427

    “Dude what the fuck” that shit was so accurate😂😂😂

    • @geezotics
      @geezotics 2 года назад +134

      LMFAO nah man shit aint right 🤣🤣

    • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
      @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 2 года назад +651

      "This is yer space, this is yer area, she can't do that to youew!"

    • @ashepride
      @ashepride 2 года назад +128

      @@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 the ultimate vine reference

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 2 года назад +52

      When i imitate a black dude I'm racist? But when this dude imitates a white dude it's comedy?

    • @bunglecock4265
      @bunglecock4265 2 года назад +374

      @@Its_Me_Romano nah, a white man imitating black people is pretty fucking funny. Infact all racial humor is, just be clever about it.

  • @Miyawakiss
    @Miyawakiss 7 месяцев назад +4135

    "You want me to go say something?"
    As an Asian, my heart literally dropped in terror 😂

    • @proj8563
      @proj8563 7 месяцев назад +34

      Same

    • @renatatarnawski5974
      @renatatarnawski5974 7 месяцев назад +52

      As a polish girl
      I got anxiety

    • @susan7208
      @susan7208 6 месяцев назад +21

      As white girl I got anxiety

    • @chokoakhanta5705
      @chokoakhanta5705 6 месяцев назад +52

      I'd let him go so he could understand why I'm not saying anything 😂

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 6 месяцев назад

      My First Nations ass
      " Man I knew white boys were stupid..didn't know they're suicidal as well. "

  • @Montyvgk
    @Montyvgk 21 день назад +25

    "Dude shes violating your right to privacy"
    Shii with my mom I'd be violating HER right to privacy 😭

  • @nicolasaragon6574
    @nicolasaragon6574 Месяц назад +10

    Okay I laughed... as I went to show this to my mom... she LAUGHED😂😂😂

  • @211MakinHits
    @211MakinHits 2 года назад +5819

    “Deeeuuude what the fuhhhkkk??!!”

    • @JohnWick6Dee6
      @JohnWick6Dee6 2 года назад +11

      1k likes ….. No Comments ….. I end that
      again

    • @yunga8305
      @yunga8305 2 года назад +4

      @@JohnWick6Dee6 cause it’s truu

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 года назад +31

      Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know.

    • @piperlovesraisingcanes
      @piperlovesraisingcanes 2 года назад +32

      @@jamesmayle3787 stop forcing your religion, this comment has nothing to do with religion either

    • @emman4124
      @emman4124 2 года назад +17

      @@piperlovesraisingcanes He's not forcing you, you had a choice to ignore it but you chose to respond

  • @j_ooficorn
    @j_ooficorn 2 года назад +2968

    “You should say something” BOY, DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!? 😭😭

    • @honeydip6355
      @honeydip6355 2 года назад +23

      I swear ! Even now

    • @kevagardner4659
      @kevagardner4659 2 года назад +24

      Now, Us, isgone die....😂🤣😅😆

    • @yeanah2571
      @yeanah2571 2 года назад +8

      I was a foot and a half taller than my best friends mom, and even I wouldn't say shit to her.
      I mean, I wanted to be hit and degraded by a black woman, but NOT like that loool

    • @MissRaex
      @MissRaex 2 года назад +1

      Ikr?!

    • @AbuSanusi-zv3ub
      @AbuSanusi-zv3ub 6 месяцев назад

      😂😅😂😅😂

  • @chisimdiezenwe650
    @chisimdiezenwe650 22 дня назад +3

    Love this joke everytime it comes up😂

  • @masonrume
    @masonrume 14 дней назад +3

    That was an act of cultural gold.

  • @kayleebuck5705
    @kayleebuck5705 2 года назад +7268

    “Want me to say something” I mean u can go ahead but won’t neither of us leave this house again 💀💀

    • @danturner8498
      @danturner8498 2 года назад +34

      😂😂😂

    • @PickledPixiePie
      @PickledPixiePie 2 года назад +137

      My mom told me she brought me into this world, and she can take me back out of it! 🤣

    • @charedits333
      @charedits333 2 года назад +4

      LMAOOO

    • @MadisonFalco
      @MadisonFalco 2 года назад +3

      Hahahahahhaahha

    • @BryantWhite
      @BryantWhite 2 года назад +2

      @@PickledPixiePie lol

  • @KaleTheSalad
    @KaleTheSalad День назад +1

    His white friend voice sounds like a perfect Dane Cook impression

  • @punktherogue291
    @punktherogue291 13 дней назад +1

    I tried to talk back to my mom and got the fear of god put into me

  • @Nestellnd
    @Nestellnd 2 года назад +5403

    “Yous gonna gets me in troubles”😭

  • @Mr-117
    @Mr-117 2 года назад +9837

    "This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that" sounds familiar

    • @kayngaming8449
      @kayngaming8449 2 года назад +108

      george lopez made a similar joke and used those words too i believe

    • @undercoverbreadbug7729
      @undercoverbreadbug7729 2 года назад +441

      its used in a popular vine, that’s where i recognize it from.

    • @Bohnjaty
      @Bohnjaty 2 года назад +59

      People aren't capable to telling original jokes nowadays, that's probably why

    • @paragonnina
      @paragonnina 2 года назад +197

      “Dude what the fuckkk? This is your space, this is your area! She can’t do that to you” yeppp one of my fav vines

    • @quietman208
      @quietman208 2 года назад +63

      He stole this word from word from vine.

  • @Lucas-ie2ti
    @Lucas-ie2ti 16 дней назад +2

    This skit is absolute gold 😂

  • @Tiffany-vg6ml
    @Tiffany-vg6ml 28 дней назад +2

    He ain’t lying 😅 I would be look my mama don’t play😅

  • @jefqueshoang8075
    @jefqueshoang8075 2 года назад +6670

    Every white boys impressions gotta started off with “dude” 😂

    • @BMW_DAILY
      @BMW_DAILY 2 года назад +87

      Or bro lmao

    • @KevetteofArethria
      @KevetteofArethria 2 года назад +62

      It's accurate.

    • @melsmozes2174
      @melsmozes2174 2 года назад +57

      Honestly, it's evolved into "Yo" and "Bro." Even the lamb dude. Duuuuude

    • @benmcmillian7302
      @benmcmillian7302 2 года назад +13

      @@KevetteofArethria nah not at all. But blacks, you can have 5 minute conversation and they'll say "on god" between 20-30 times.

    • @kaylabattle1375
      @kaylabattle1375 2 года назад +53

      @@benmcmillian7302 literally every white guy and a few Indians at my job say “dude” six times in one sentence.

  • @JustThatGuy95
    @JustThatGuy95 2 года назад +9288

    “Your gon get mees in troubles” that killed me

  • @richieperrito
    @richieperrito 14 дней назад +1

    Bro this was funny AF!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AscendVI
    @AscendVI 2 года назад +6167

    “She can’t do that man this is your space”😂😂

    • @saritaa560
      @saritaa560 2 года назад +134

      *They were both never heard from again*

    • @Damian.TAC0MUNCHR
      @Damian.TAC0MUNCHR 2 года назад +70

      Famous last words

    • @dekustextingstories3750
      @dekustextingstories3750 2 года назад +58

      According to her I don’t pay rent and it’s her house

    • @brokebackbecky7275
      @brokebackbecky7275 2 года назад +42

      @@dekustextingstories3750 I do pay rent and I still have to watch what I say around her

    • @Astrovert296
      @Astrovert296 2 года назад +22

      Her house, her rule. Who give a sheet about your goddamn space

  • @iristhundercloud9684
    @iristhundercloud9684 2 года назад +5870

    As a Native American: I also understand I remember when my mother threw a shoe at me I ran around the corner and the shoe somehow curved around the corner and hit me on the back😂😭

    • @ninalovegood
      @ninalovegood 2 года назад +847

      Moms out there just violating the laws of physics

    • @lineage254
      @lineage254 2 года назад +315

      There is a video of a latin mom trowing a chancla like 100m hiting her in the head while she runs and making her trip is golden

    • @knittedpainting
      @knittedpainting 2 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @shalanathomas7751
      @shalanathomas7751 2 года назад +7

      Lmaooo

    • @chelseahubbard4816
      @chelseahubbard4816 2 года назад +43

      Yes my mama never missed and made you hurt yourself worse trying to run

  • @stevecampbell8616
    @stevecampbell8616 3 дня назад

    Absolutely on point! had me crying 😂

  • @phyllisonwuazo2031
    @phyllisonwuazo2031 Месяц назад +1

    I've watched this video so many times and it cracks me up every time.
    "Yous gonna gets me in troubles..."
    That was it for me.

  • @yeetdiscreet1278
    @yeetdiscreet1278 2 года назад +11028

    White kid: “dude you want me to go say something?”
    Me: bruh I choose LIFE

  • @tekiuroti8455
    @tekiuroti8455 7 месяцев назад +8009

    "This is your space, this is your area" 😂😂😂

    • @Mollyjanej
      @Mollyjanej 7 месяцев назад +45

      That’s straight off vine bro

    • @sonyataylor9125
      @sonyataylor9125 7 месяцев назад +17

      Not in my house where I pay the bills! I wish somebody would!

    • @chelsea_18
      @chelsea_18 7 месяцев назад +45

      @@Mollyjanej the vine was inspired by this guy actually. but i love the delivery of the vine more. "this is your spaaace this is your ARRRREUUUUHHH"

    • @Mollyjanej
      @Mollyjanej 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@chelsea_18 oh damn I neva knew

    • @anaisabelsantos4661
      @anaisabelsantos4661 7 месяцев назад +5

      If my white kids toldvme that I'd say "but your room is in my house!"

  • @laserspin
    @laserspin 15 дней назад +1

    That is fucking hilarious, and so fucking true ‼️

  • @ophrahgrah5002
    @ophrahgrah5002 16 дней назад +1

    Nah that last part had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

  • @jackson.p5799
    @jackson.p5799 2 года назад +5103

    “Dude, what the fuck?” 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @JenWIL641
      @JenWIL641 2 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @realest_
      @realest_ 2 года назад +27

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 every white boy impersonation starts like that

    • @Jrtheth3rdTV
      @Jrtheth3rdTV 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hy-k_d24mJw/видео.html

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 2 года назад

      Franklin clinton? What the f___?

    • @PrincessEmoniie
      @PrincessEmoniie 2 года назад

      Likeee😂😂😂

  • @fajarsetiawan8665
    @fajarsetiawan8665 2 года назад +4000

    His code-switching accent is impeccable just *chef's kiss*

    • @jacquelynhorton7563
      @jacquelynhorton7563 2 года назад +10

      I agree.

    • @DYZYLink
      @DYZYLink 2 года назад +1

      Mwuah

    • @scottmiller4859
      @scottmiller4859 2 года назад

      All day man!!! Fucking top notch😅😅

    • @demroles6996
      @demroles6996 2 года назад

      @@DYZYLink is ur pfp link?

    • @dkinclonberne
      @dkinclonberne Год назад

      It's retarded and stupid he thinks white people didn't get beat when they were younger, absolutely foolish and racist to use the same brush on all of us 🙂.

  • @Simply_surviving
    @Simply_surviving 2 дня назад

    This man is funny as helllllllll!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 And don’t you know it’s always the cold hard truth that’s hits so funny!😂

  • @kaykay-hv2de
    @kaykay-hv2de 21 день назад +1

    Miss this man!!

  • @user-ft2sv4sp9l
    @user-ft2sv4sp9l 6 месяцев назад +1653

    Nah when he started humming, I literally died laughing🤣

    • @BonnieLucee
      @BonnieLucee 6 месяцев назад +2

      Me too Master 😬🤣😂

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 6 месяцев назад

      RiP

    • @westy4973
      @westy4973 6 месяцев назад +2

      And then typed a comment. You're claimin Jesus 2.0?

    • @lianereading6707
      @lianereading6707 6 месяцев назад

      I almost choked on a tortilla chip that I foolishly started to eat lol.

    • @rickcastillo5947
      @rickcastillo5947 6 месяцев назад +1

      Cracks me up

  • @brothaclutch984
    @brothaclutch984 2 года назад +6671

    “My mother smack the shit out the white boy, he turned into me” that was it for me, the rest was gold but that sealed the deal

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 2 года назад +51

      I agree, this made me laugh out loud!

    • @therealestdirtydan3904
      @therealestdirtydan3904 2 года назад +9

      I stg it was like the last blow to win

    • @iCore7Gaming
      @iCore7Gaming 2 года назад +7

      How do you laugh at this?

    • @brothaclutch984
      @brothaclutch984 2 года назад +36

      Because I’m my own person who can laugh at what I deem to be funny

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 2 года назад +33

      @@iCore7Gaming
      Dan i think you forgot to take your medicine against being a depressive person again. Pls take your meds.

  • @OsirisGambiit
    @OsirisGambiit Месяц назад +2

    As a Nigerian I understand 😂

  • @Virginia8484
    @Virginia8484 7 часов назад

    "dude, wtf" is my go to line😂😂😂

  • @D.heARTist
    @D.heARTist 2 года назад +5841

    “She can’t do that this is ur space, this is ur area. She’s violating your right to privacy”
    😂😂😂

    • @TheChillinRed
      @TheChillinRed 2 года назад +233

      I’m Hispanic and had a white Friend day that to me when my mom was cussing me out and I told you better keep your damn mouth closed I didn’t want to die so young 15 at that the time

    • @hotskaterchic9993
      @hotskaterchic9993 2 года назад +13

      😹😹😹😹💀💀💀

    • @ragnaroklove2212
      @ragnaroklove2212 2 года назад +17

      Every white boy 😂

    • @emmakaisa27
      @emmakaisa27 2 года назад +145

      The white boy is right tho, if you think this is normal then you were/are abused my guy

    • @Blue_910
      @Blue_910 2 года назад +153

      @@emmakaisa27 agreed.. the white guy is right. But I also understand the humor in this video is that you can’t just up and fix the issue right then and there lol

  • @minireeves
    @minireeves 2 года назад +9422

    "This ain't no threat, this a promise"
    Lmao

    • @Jeru22
      @Jeru22 2 года назад +10

      Great bit 😆

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 2 года назад +33

      @@ideal5535 shut the hell up with your propaganda

    • @esewhachudoinn
      @esewhachudoinn 2 года назад +3

      @@zzodysseuszz 🤦🏾‍♂️ go watch tra rags’ new video. and think about what you said..

    • @fabiotucci3029
      @fabiotucci3029 2 года назад +7

      @@ideal5535 Yeah Jesus and friends are all a fraud go annoy people somewhere else

    • @haymeatball931
      @haymeatball931 2 года назад +3

      @@ideal5535 God is dead.

  • @diannajimenez4071
    @diannajimenez4071 20 дней назад +1

    I remember watching this when it stored so many years ago!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @niknak410
    @niknak410 17 дней назад +1

    Still one of the best bits 😂

  • @anthonymejia3052
    @anthonymejia3052 5 месяцев назад +5528

    “You’s gon’ get me’s in troubles” 💀💀💀💀

    • @LeeMoeFlvme
      @LeeMoeFlvme 5 месяцев назад +11

      nah fr

    • @Dr_Sweet
      @Dr_Sweet 3 месяца назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @joco2362
      @joco2362 2 месяца назад

      it's amazing how this strict upbringing does nothing to lower their future crimes

  • @amateurpiano2248
    @amateurpiano2248 2 года назад +4106

    "Dude you should say something. Do you want me to say something?"
    *So, you have chosen death.*

    • @Jrtheth3rdTV
      @Jrtheth3rdTV 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hy-k_d24mJw/видео.html

    • @latoyalittles
      @latoyalittles 2 года назад +27

      Periodt!! Black parents will take the door off the hinges and prop it up for you to see it! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 2 года назад +3

      @@latoyalittles #
      *period

    • @justblue186
      @justblue186 2 года назад +2

      @@Jrtheth3rdTV stop spamming bot

    • @dangerousdiscourse
      @dangerousdiscourse 2 года назад +6

      @@latoyalittles italians too aha you wont have a door

  • @UrFav_LifeCoach
    @UrFav_LifeCoach Месяц назад

    😂 😂 😂 he hilarious 😆! I definitely gotta see more of him! 😂! Only comedian that actually made me laugh out loud in a while! 😂 the rest get a smirk or chuckle 🤭 lol

  • @patriciabusch4599
    @patriciabusch4599 4 дня назад

    "You want me to say something?" 😂😂😂

  • @sirargz_
    @sirargz_ 2 года назад +2502

    The way his voice changes skin colour is perfect

    • @dolanrussell8664
      @dolanrussell8664 2 года назад +31

      I mean, his “white person” just sounds like every black persons idea of a hippie😂

    • @lavendernixart9281
      @lavendernixart9281 2 года назад +57

      @@dolanrussell8664 to be fair, that’s pretty much what every white dude in LA sounds like

    • @dolanrussell8664
      @dolanrussell8664 2 года назад +5

      @@lavendernixart9281 to be factual, no it isn’t😳

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 2 года назад +2

      @@lavendernixart9281 shouldn’t it be Pirate Heard?😂

    • @wsollnti
      @wsollnti 2 года назад +5

      @@dolanrussell8664 to be discreet, yes it is

  • @vaisat.3096
    @vaisat.3096 2 года назад +4510

    "This is your space, your area" is ingrained into my vocabulary

    • @Jrtheth3rdTV
      @Jrtheth3rdTV 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hy-k_d24mJw/видео.html

    • @DreadNovella
      @DreadNovella 2 года назад +1

      It's a made up joke. It's not a true story. Our parents were the same way. Especially back then when he was a kid.

    • @vaisat.3096
      @vaisat.3096 2 года назад

      @@DreadNovella huh

    • @DreadNovella
      @DreadNovella 2 года назад

      @@vaisat.3096 yep

    • @vaisat.3096
      @vaisat.3096 2 года назад +7

      @@DreadNovella youre friends w the guy who told this story??

  • @drumsalive
    @drumsalive 18 дней назад +1

    Ahhaah he has a beautiful singing voice

  • @ichasepaper954
    @ichasepaper954 8 дней назад

    One of the best comedy specials ever frfr

  • @guybayo2002
    @guybayo2002 6 месяцев назад +2430

    That blues singing was SMOOTH!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @sirmonkeythe19th78
      @sirmonkeythe19th78 6 месяцев назад +1

      what's the song name?

    • @shalotthazzard7010
      @shalotthazzard7010 6 месяцев назад +18

      Spirituals

    • @shalotthazzard7010
      @shalotthazzard7010 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@sirmonkeythe19th78he was singing wade in the water at one Point. It’s a spiritual

    • @nathanmartin9560
      @nathanmartin9560 6 месяцев назад +2

      Idk what yall blacks are talking about my mom threw a zippo lighter at my head from 4 ft away for asking her to help me with my homework when she said no to begin with...there was no disrespect in our house bc dad laid you out...

    • @tylerstickle2957
      @tylerstickle2957 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@nathanmartin9560 sounds abusive lmao. Asking for help on homework isn't out of line that's what parents are for to help you learn and grow. There's tough love and that ain't it my guy

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving 2 года назад +14493

    That was funny af “she can’t come into your space” 😂😂

    • @aidenmisnuner2327
      @aidenmisnuner2327 2 года назад +337

      As a white boy that is such a white boy thing to say

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 2 года назад +133

      Guess I had black parents even my familly is 100% white.

    • @haks7111
      @haks7111 2 года назад +30

      Bro fr stop text driving

    • @Republicofbill
      @Republicofbill 2 года назад +15

      Aries can fuckin sing! 🙌🙌🙌

    • @sensei9431
      @sensei9431 2 года назад +19

      @@aidenmisnuner2327 bro you don't know what Polish mother can do

  • @David-1466
    @David-1466 23 дня назад +1

    He ain’t ever lying. I would get wooped with extension cord.

  • @mafegm6969
    @mafegm6969 6 месяцев назад +2088

    "Want me to go say something?"
    As a hispanic...I was ready to pay my respects 😂😂

    • @Chuks766
      @Chuks766 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tronkito118
      @tronkito118 6 месяцев назад

      Nowadays spaniards are worst than that idiotic white guy...
      They threat you with going to the court only for elevating your voice🤦‍♂️

    • @jacoblawson5203
      @jacoblawson5203 6 месяцев назад +7

      As a brit I started praying

    • @CrownedThrone
      @CrownedThrone 6 месяцев назад

      I've said that once lol

    • @TuanNguyen-bd8cw
      @TuanNguyen-bd8cw 6 месяцев назад +7

      Shiet as an asian .. i started prayin as well

  • @coffee8599
    @coffee8599 7 месяцев назад +4308

    Little Nate had his back, though! 😂

    • @bella_saysitall
      @bella_saysitall 7 месяцев назад +80

      😂😂😂😂 we need our white friends sometimes!

    • @smplfi9859
      @smplfi9859 7 месяцев назад +4

      "bLaCk PeOpLe DoNt TaLk BaCk tO ThEiR pArEnTs"

    • @cranburrey
      @cranburrey 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@smplfi9859And it's true. If I ever talked back to my mom I would be 6 feet under 💀

    • @MTEditz
      @MTEditz 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@smplfi9859we don’t. It’s called discipline and respect. The hoodlums don’t even talk back to their parents. Pathetic if you talk back to yours

    • @Mercymary1
      @Mercymary1 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@MTEditzmmm... the rising number of black children/young adults unaliving their parents would like to have a word with you...

  • @joecavit1195
    @joecavit1195 Месяц назад

    This bit had me ROFL, when Russell Peter's did it 😂😂😅

  • @lbblue3566
    @lbblue3566 4 дня назад

    Watches this special at least 10 times😂

  • @kariromero312
    @kariromero312 2 года назад +1886

    WHEN HE STARTED SINGING, I fucking lost it LMAOOOO

    • @almightyheadshot
      @almightyheadshot 2 года назад +4

      I cried lmao

    • @dezzy7856
      @dezzy7856 2 года назад +2

      @@almightyheadshot I really wanna burst out laughing, I'm even crying but I'm in the library

  • @evaristusasobara4348
    @evaristusasobara4348 2 года назад +6731

    "She is violating your right to privacy"
    Nigerian mum: "You came out of my privacy."

    • @blakenard5259
      @blakenard5259 2 года назад +91

      My wife is from Lagos, and I can see her saying this to our son!

    • @joheric8886
      @joheric8886 2 года назад +9

      So? What's her point?

    • @el-passpasis9916
      @el-passpasis9916 2 года назад +67

      @@joheric8886 her point is: as her son you have no privacy since you violated her's

    • @joheric8886
      @joheric8886 2 года назад +7

      @@el-passpasis9916 how did you violate hers? By being born? Did you have sex or your mom?

    • @joheric8886
      @joheric8886 2 года назад +11

      @@el-passpasis9916 take responsibility for your actions.

  • @CampbellTME
    @CampbellTME 19 дней назад

    I get all this joke but when he dropped Wade in the water... I hollered lol 😆

  • @scaggly9239
    @scaggly9239 2 года назад +7093

    "She cant do that. This is your space." He definitely had that friend before.

    • @74_whitey62
      @74_whitey62 2 года назад +17

      Same bro this one kid would push his parenrs around thats why ion fw him anymore

    • @dD-ft1td
      @dD-ft1td 2 года назад +4

      Why tf only 2 comment.

    • @z_bennet4208
      @z_bennet4208 2 года назад +4

      @@dD-ft1td why tf only 3 comment

    • @nigel2638
      @nigel2638 2 года назад +2

      @@z_bennet4208 wtf only 4 comments

    • @AnAngeryDog
      @AnAngeryDog 2 года назад +2

      @@nigel2638 why tf only 6 comments

  • @swiggzforlife
    @swiggzforlife Год назад +543

    "Yous gonna gets me's in troubles" That shit had me crying bro

    • @L0ser.c0m
      @L0ser.c0m Год назад +6

      same-

    • @burgerboydraws3386
      @burgerboydraws3386 Год назад +2

      Fr I swear my mom is gonna get mad because it’s night. Sounds like doby from Harry potter

    • @swiggzforlife
      @swiggzforlife Год назад +1

      @@burgerboydraws3386 if dobby hit puberty and was modern, then yeah lmfao

    • @burgerboydraws3386
      @burgerboydraws3386 Год назад +1

      @@swiggzforlife 🤣

  • @Abner-tr9vp
    @Abner-tr9vp Месяц назад

    "wadin the waters" got me lmao

  • @AlexJon-mv7mm
    @AlexJon-mv7mm Месяц назад

    Bro has some top tier perform 😅 voices and all

  • @koreeP448
    @koreeP448 2 года назад +6003

    “She smack tf out the white boy he turnt to me, wayyyyyyy” 😂😂😂

    • @carbine090909
      @carbine090909 2 года назад +208

      Wade in the water - it's a spiritual song 🙏

    • @martinstilltz638
      @martinstilltz638 2 года назад +82

      @@carbine090909 thank u cause this damn knucklehead lol

    • @tristanmitchell365
      @tristanmitchell365 2 года назад +6

      @@martinstilltz638 don’t nobody care

    • @melissasmith5509
      @melissasmith5509 2 года назад +2

      OMG that's the best part!!!

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 2 года назад +49

      @@tristanmitchell365 don’t nobody? So you mean, somebody does care.

  • @Cakesss1
    @Cakesss1 7 месяцев назад +4035

    “You’s gon get me in trouble” 🤣🤣

    • @ugochukwuokonkwo8601
      @ugochukwuokonkwo8601 7 месяцев назад +18

      That's the best part. 😂

    • @xxbubblesxx15
      @xxbubblesxx15 7 месяцев назад +6

      This took me out😂😂😂

    • @tylermccain2120
      @tylermccain2120 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ugochukwuokonkwo8601I Thought it was the least Funniest Honestly, but Still Funny

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 7 месяцев назад +1

      Killed me too😂😂

  • @colemancd15
    @colemancd15 13 дней назад

    This entire set was gold

  • @anishia
    @anishia 13 дней назад

    OH MY GOD!! This is the one!!!
    I've been trying to track down this bit literally since 2010 😂😂😂😂
    Still hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lekalmao2742
    @lekalmao2742 2 года назад +5866

    i literally started singing “wading in the water” before he did😭

    • @Donthasslemeimlocal
      @Donthasslemeimlocal 2 года назад +30

      Why would you start singing while watching a comedian perform? That doesn't make any sense

    • @colinmckillop9450
      @colinmckillop9450 2 года назад +21

      Ya no u didn’t

    • @notmyrrodrick4387
      @notmyrrodrick4387 2 года назад +34

      @@Donthasslemeimlocal he literally starting humming. There are many different types of adhd and if literally any existing person with auditory adhd saw this they would also start humming.

    • @JetterM
      @JetterM 2 года назад +23

      @@notmyrrodrick4387 what does adhd have to do with anything???

    • @notmyrrodrick4387
      @notmyrrodrick4387 2 года назад +16

      @@JetterM He said it makes no sense that this person started singing. Makes complete sense if you put yourself in literally anybody else's shoes. So many different scenarios in which it makes sense but people will do anything to put someone down.

  • @candicanejane1146
    @candicanejane1146 Год назад +1853

    I talked back to my Dad at 27…I was 20 feet away and backing up the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @B.A.B.G.
      @B.A.B.G. Год назад +91

      Me is pushing 30 ain't gonna try that any time soon with my parents. I remember one Sunday morning my mom stayed home, while we went to church. It's about 85 kilometers (roughly 53 miles) away. We were already halfway there, when my mom called me and asked something. I answered her, then she said something else I don't remember what. Finally (and I wasn't angry at her or anything) I just scoffed and said "Nonsense". It was as if my consciousness had taken temporary leave of absence, but I heard myself saying that, it came back real quick. I was so scared and apologized profusely right then and there, almost as if she was standing right next to me, ready to strike. Momma must've known what had happened, cause her baby would never dare just talk to her like that. So she forgave me and I lived to see another day.

    • @elly.b
      @elly.b Год назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @lambacharlene876
      @lambacharlene876 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Smashfan258
      @Smashfan258 Год назад +49

      “I’m a man I can stand up for myself!” *walks backwards into my car* “luv u pops, see you next week…”

    • @shimekiaadongo9567
      @shimekiaadongo9567 Год назад +27

      I said something she didn’t like while pulling off in my car. She has a good memory. I asked for something weeks later…”oh you weren’t saying that when you were running your mouth like you’re grown in that damn car…” Um…so, I’m knocking on 40 so…I’ve been grown for a minute. Hung up on me. I’m going to see her today. I’m nervous, something is going to happen 😂.

  • @jordanshuler4405
    @jordanshuler4405 Месяц назад +2

    His white boy impression 😂😂😂

  • @MorbidRoseLegacy
    @MorbidRoseLegacy Месяц назад

    Spears never misses

  • @62saki91
    @62saki91 2 года назад +4257

    "My momma smacked the shit out of him and he done turned into me" starts singing roots

  • @Bootywatcherism
    @Bootywatcherism 2 года назад +2980

    His voice when he started talking "white" killed me.

    • @Angel_Huggs
      @Angel_Huggs 2 года назад +40

      If you haven’t seen it.
      Look up Snoop Dogs white voice. Some of the best videos I’ve ever seen.

    • @randomname6069
      @randomname6069 2 года назад +25

      Sounds like the Californian Surfer Bro accent lol

    • @lenardjames9151
      @lenardjames9151 2 года назад +5

      Yeah he’s deff a goat

    • @goremagala8288
      @goremagala8288 2 года назад +5

      Makes me think of Jonathan from Hotel Transylvania

    • @TheBlashMusic
      @TheBlashMusic 2 года назад +7

      Sounded a little too spot on lol

  • @nkilisudah8269
    @nkilisudah8269 Месяц назад +2

    HILARIOUS🎉 GET THAT TAIL!