“Schooling” a toxic couple.

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @jakobee20
    @jakobee20 Год назад +42062

    He missed an opportunity to tell her
    "Things aren’t adding up here"

    • @iLoveTheBamx
      @iLoveTheBamx Год назад +128

      😂😂

    • @ProdBC
      @ProdBC Год назад +914

      He made up for it w the history line

    • @sheerhartentertainments
      @sheerhartentertainments Год назад +32

      Ouuuuu isht buddy 😂👌🏻

    • @andrew5744
      @andrew5744 Год назад +78

      I was thinking when she said she was a teacher he was gonna make a joke that it ain’t even a grown man taking his girl it’s a student 😂

    • @jerronsmith1787
      @jerronsmith1787 Год назад +16

      I fucking swear that’s I was thinking 💯💯😂

  • @loonie8338
    @loonie8338 Год назад +105956

    Hey babe let’s go to a comedy show to rekindle our relationship
    The comedy show:

  • @blackbenetavo7715
    @blackbenetavo7715 Год назад +19818

    He just straight up instigated a relationship fight on the way home.

    • @BraddahSpliff
      @BraddahSpliff Год назад +447

      They already admitted to arguing on the way to the show, so... 🤷‍♂️

    • @tylerfengler1890
      @tylerfengler1890 Год назад +207

      Maybe he made her realize she gunna have to chose. Can’t have both.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Год назад +175

      He saved that guy although let's be honest they probably still together and she's probably still a disgusting flirt

    • @natvelo
      @natvelo Год назад +88

      ​@@tylerfengler1890 she can't have a best friend and a boyfriend? okay lol

    • @ryansabell9702
      @ryansabell9702 Год назад +190

      @@natvelo if you’re in a relationship, your partner should be your best friend…

  • @brandnushooze
    @brandnushooze 8 месяцев назад +2958

    He can’t miss. His ability to think and quickly come up with a joke, is amazing.

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 6 месяцев назад +14

      He is giving me Akaash vibes!

    • @lorlorashlee3262
      @lorlorashlee3262 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@traceythompson1092I agree I love the rebuttals !

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 2 месяца назад

      I'm glad I found this guy 😂

    • @vickymorrell277
      @vickymorrell277 2 месяца назад +1

      I'm glad you said it, he's quick on his feet

    • @Meeeeeee_hehehe
      @Meeeeeee_hehehe Месяц назад

      ​@@traceythompson1092Ikr

  • @-Jozef
    @-Jozef Год назад +54984

    I already know that boyfriend ain’t staying with her after that bit lmao

    • @tFthreat99
      @tFthreat99 Год назад +129

      Bahahahahaa

    • @tFthreat99
      @tFthreat99 Год назад +997

      I’m cringing at this background story 😂😂 feel bad for my dude

    • @staceytaylor4999
      @staceytaylor4999 Год назад +58

      Haha right 😂

    • @anant5443
      @anant5443 Год назад +736

      Good for him he saved that dude a lot of time

    • @tekaunicorn4775
      @tekaunicorn4775 Год назад +78

      And he shouldnt 😂

  • @simsimme1799
    @simsimme1799 Год назад +50598

    dang that history line was smooth af 😂

  • @brandonthompson5796
    @brandonthompson5796 Год назад +22346

    So happy he decided to be a comedian instead of a couples therapist 🤣

  • @danii1818
    @danii1818 9 месяцев назад +1349

    Low key a hero for helping that dude out 😂

    • @LP5050-
      @LP5050- 3 месяца назад +17

      100% did him a favor

    • @tonyanthony5582
      @tonyanthony5582 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah for real right

    • @genshinsage
      @genshinsage 2 месяца назад +4

      He should leave her asap

    • @poppytaylor-digance6712
      @poppytaylor-digance6712 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@genshinsage for what exactly? Having a male friend? 😂😂

    • @genshinsage
      @genshinsage 2 месяца назад +5

      @@poppytaylor-digance6712 Yes

  • @illuminaticonfirmed1389
    @illuminaticonfirmed1389 Год назад +9808

    “according to her” lmao yeah this relationship ain’t gon last

    • @iLoveTheBamx
      @iLoveTheBamx Год назад +31

      Frrr

    • @rosefulmadness
      @rosefulmadness Год назад +311

      that sounded so petty and borderline toxic tho, like bro chill

    • @MrMoarpienao
      @MrMoarpienao Год назад +78

      It shouldn’t last either lol I’m glad for him getting out of that situation

    • @MrMoarpienao
      @MrMoarpienao Год назад +224

      @@rosefulmadness what’s toxic is having a male best friend who you met at and work with 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩sounds like he’s learned his worth and finally decided to exercise that boundary

    • @clownshrooms
      @clownshrooms Год назад +332

      ​@@MrMoarpienao ladies is it toxic to have friends

  • @Pets.shorts-t3j
    @Pets.shorts-t3j Год назад +13024

    Bro just gave the couple the nudge they both needed to end it.

    • @Oliver-2103
      @Oliver-2103 Год назад +425

      Fr too many are staying in bad relationships cuz they ain't got the guts to end it. They prefer the comfort of having a partner more than their partners.

    • @carlosAlvarez-gf5ef
      @carlosAlvarez-gf5ef Год назад

      End it or fix it lol sometimes you need to be called out on your stupidity 🤣 new male bestfriend 🤣 😂

    • @TheGoldenSkelly
      @TheGoldenSkelly Год назад +108

      ​@@Oliver-2103 one simple rule is to not permit any kind of cheating to take place, that is unacceptable. Id say other things are worth working on because good things dont come easy including love

    • @kittyalana2583
      @kittyalana2583 Год назад +101

      ​​@@Oliver-2103 what is so bad about their relationship that you got from this 1 minute clip?

    • @mailbox4985
      @mailbox4985 Год назад +55

      @@kittyalana2583 Bc we see these types of women everywhere and they end up cheating

  • @Calupp
    @Calupp Год назад +4626

    Imagine your couples therapist is just a professional roast comedian.

    • @ezrat9135
      @ezrat9135 Год назад +24

      And all your sessions have an audience

    • @catejones3843
      @catejones3843 Год назад +9

      Sometimes my therapist calls me out for my bullshit and I late wait oh 🤡 those are usually the most important lessons I learn about myself lmao

    • @Happytuna007
      @Happytuna007 Год назад +9

      Pretty sure that would skip past a years worth of therapy

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo Год назад

      Basicly how it is if ur the male in the couple lmao theraphist be there bonding talkin bout nails and shi knowing full well whos idea it is to go pay someone to be able to talk.

    • @meechipeachi
      @meechipeachi Год назад

      Quick and quite painful but also effective

  • @ellabridges7371
    @ellabridges7371 Год назад +3736

    Oh is he a teacher?
    No he is a student

    • @Nem01
      @Nem01 10 месяцев назад +75

      That's gone south real quick.😅

    • @JesusOurLordandSavior
      @JesusOurLordandSavior 10 месяцев назад +12

      Oh snap, some Mary Kay crap...

    • @jerinbiju7870
      @jerinbiju7870 9 месяцев назад +24

      Could've been a janitor or something

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 8 месяцев назад +21

      “NOOO THATS WORSE”

    • @fallenpine5544
      @fallenpine5544 8 месяцев назад +3

      Where's that meme of Mr Incredible where it is him then it goes Black and White, because that would be golden for this right here

  • @mwalkerl
    @mwalkerl Год назад +6694

    My ex, a teacher, always tried to dismiss the 'friendship' she had with her co-worker. They're married now.

    • @e4_blitz785
      @e4_blitz785 Год назад +265

      Yikes..

    • @rwjbeetle8344
      @rwjbeetle8344 Год назад +194

      guess they taught chemistry

    • @shambolicrhetoric6143
      @shambolicrhetoric6143 Год назад +30

      I’m more concerned that someone who is allowed to teach said that she teaches “mathematic”. Lmao.

    • @scarletrose2880
      @scarletrose2880 Год назад +17

      You drove her off my dude

    • @jax2903
      @jax2903 Год назад +32

      ah yes so all teacher friends must also want to eventually marry, yes yes i forgot

  • @Alastair_
    @Alastair_ Год назад +9532

    Every girl- "He's just a friend!"
    Every guy - "No he's fkn not"

    • @xxxhoodooxxx
      @xxxhoodooxxx Год назад +546

      And the guy is right.

    • @Mebeshe
      @Mebeshe Год назад +703

      I'm a girl, and I know a man isn't just trying to be a female's friend. He's just waiting.

    • @babayaga2829
      @babayaga2829 Год назад +187

      ​@@Mebeshealways

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 Год назад +264

      ​@@Mebeshe thats why men get so antsy. We know because at one point we were that guy. Whether we like it or not, we were all that guy at one point.
      Ladies. We know. We. KNOW.

    • @stubert94
      @stubert94 Год назад +39

      ​@@jaybird0312I'm the dude teacher right now.. in the exact predicament lmao.

  • @wyattbarger793
    @wyattbarger793 Год назад +1429

    The man singlehandedly broke them up

    • @rbush19861
      @rbush19861 Год назад +110

      Nah, she broke them up. All he did was shine a light on the situation.

    • @Rattys
      @Rattys Год назад +14

      Yeah, because Matt Rife is the one trying to get her to see what is in his supply closet.

    • @Noname-ou6iv
      @Noname-ou6iv Год назад +8

      In a way it's actually a really good thing because at least he's not going to be paying child support for 18 long years. That's alot of money in the long run and it can ruin your life by alot so I guess if you really think about it then it's a good thing to be honest

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams Год назад +6

      good. he helped that man out big time! shes either completely unloyal and a 304, OR shes unloyal and but just an attenion 304. both scenarios are unloyal tho, as *best case* scenario is shes accepting and wanting attention from another guy, so she needs to get left asap. id be upset to learn that he just allowed her to keep being unloyal and didnt leave her.

    • @aewtx
      @aewtx Месяц назад +1

      He proved that the boyfriend wasn't overreacting.

  • @MichelleJ1822
    @MichelleJ1822 8 месяцев назад +411

    I can’t get over how quick and witty he is!!! He literally says what pops into his head! I do that sometimes and I make people mad. 😂

    • @vooshmoozik6185
      @vooshmoozik6185 5 месяцев назад +8

      that's the effect of a comedian who is expected to say things you'd get beaten up for

    • @nikig0418
      @nikig0418 5 месяцев назад +4

      Just be you!! I do the same thing though and try to be cautious & careful and not intentionally irritate people. But I find that when I am tired and am not "uptight on guard me" don't have a filter, and can't control my horrible/ but apparently funny snap comments... people like me so much more 😂.

    • @amandaprewitt949
      @amandaprewitt949 4 месяца назад +1

      He absolutely makes people mad also. Mostly women. 😅

    • @MichelleJ1822
      @MichelleJ1822 4 месяца назад +2

      @@amandaprewitt949 I personally think people are too sensitive these days. People don’t know how to take a joke

    • @MattRife-q2i
      @MattRife-q2i 3 месяца назад

      @mattrife_blog

  • @Demon-Dino-27
    @Demon-Dino-27 Год назад +11915

    “Doesn’t sound like it” the way he said that 😭

    • @lofiboyM3P
      @lofiboyM3P Год назад +16

      Ahahaha yeah... anyways drop ur snap Grace

    • @Demon-Dino-27
      @Demon-Dino-27 Год назад +5

      @@lofiboyM3P why

    • @dianas251
      @dianas251 Год назад

      @@Demon-Dino-27don’t do it grace

    • @Tralby19
      @Tralby19 Год назад +70

      ​@@Demon-Dino-27 cause you've got a female name and that's enough for him

    • @Demon-Dino-27
      @Demon-Dino-27 Год назад +8

      @@Tralby19 welp I’m taken so he can’t have me

  • @sovietleader3096
    @sovietleader3096 Год назад +8321

    “Is he also a teacher?”
    “No he’s one of the students”

    • @MF-hj7ps
      @MF-hj7ps Год назад +87

      Plot twist!

    • @astarnamedchar
      @astarnamedchar Год назад +13

      😬

    • @andrewkyle0291
      @andrewkyle0291 Год назад +52

      Was waiting for that too! 😅

    • @amabutcher1988
      @amabutcher1988 Год назад +3

      Someone has to pretend binary is enjoyable. (STORY this chick is an edgy actor , or, educator?)

    • @jackieschafer8264
      @jackieschafer8264 Год назад +9

      Lol I was waiting for that. If she would have said student I would have lost it lol😂

  • @nathaniellafontaine8078
    @nathaniellafontaine8078 Год назад +8617

    Her “Noo0o000oo” said all we needed to know

    • @Chino57038
      @Chino57038 Год назад +494

      fr, poor guy

    • @milkyyp0p
      @milkyyp0p Год назад +301

      literally. poor dude

    • @mliwli
      @mliwli Год назад +57

      yeah it was annoying as hell but what does it mean

    • @Virttreks
      @Virttreks Год назад +422

      @@mliwli when someone says something in a higher pitch than normal it usually means they’re lying

    • @mliwli
      @mliwli Год назад +12

      @@Virttreks ohh ok sorry i get it now

  • @straykids_788
    @straykids_788 10 месяцев назад +182

    Bro he ended their relationship with just school subjects lol the history and chemistry one was so funny 🤣

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 Год назад +7862

    That’s her bestfriend but wasn’t fully sure what he teaches 😂

    • @0rokuSaki
      @0rokuSaki Год назад

      Cause they're focus is on sex ed

    • @mariekom81
      @mariekom81 Год назад +691

      Yeah, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt; but that shit was shady fr😂😂😂

    • @5000Seabass
      @5000Seabass Год назад +596

      He’s teaching her biology for sure

    • @Violet-tt4tp
      @Violet-tt4tp Год назад +331

      getting to know her anatomy 😮‍💨

    • @MiVidaBellisima
      @MiVidaBellisima Год назад +403

      She created a pause to make her boyfriend feel more comfortable. He would have felt even more uneasy if she didn’t hesitate, she knew every detail about his life without thinking…. The whole situation is giving “work husband”

  • @LighteningfireBlood
    @LighteningfireBlood Год назад +10094

    That “uhhh.. science” spoke VOLUMES

    • @BaePlatinum
      @BaePlatinum Год назад +676

      Especially since you could clearly hear the question mark in it.

    • @lekkerpruven887
      @lekkerpruven887 Год назад +791

      He is actually a very very fit pe teacher

    • @en2336
      @en2336 Год назад +324

      What do you mean? I thought she didn't even know what he teaches so they're not that close/she's not paying that much attention to stuff about him

    • @Allthemotioninwhite
      @Allthemotioninwhite Год назад +479

      @@en2336 there’s no wayyyy… every faculty member at each school knows each other and what everyone does… I was a para for an elementary school back home so I definitely knew who was who in our building…

    • @IrisRiedel6
      @IrisRiedel6 Год назад +40

      I don't get it, can someone explain what the tone meant?

  • @ktdubs-vf5jj
    @ktdubs-vf5jj Год назад +11468

    My husband works from home. He had this chick at work constantly messaging him. She's in Philly and he's here in Texas. Finally she said something about him being her work husband, just someone to confide in when work sucks and he can bitch to her about work.
    His response?
    "I have a real wife at home, I can complain to her anytime about work"

    • @_Mikey758
      @_Mikey758 Год назад +1528

      There's a reason why he's your husband, keep this man for life

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +570

      Keep that man close
      and surprise him with a hug and a kiss on the forehead

    • @chaoswitch1974
      @chaoswitch1974 Год назад +108

      Hahaha omg what did she say?

    • @abbylauren8570
      @abbylauren8570 Год назад +199

      If i came across that message in my husband's phone
      ---I'd surprise him with his favorite thing❤😂 and a sandwich lol... faithful loyalty is. very. sexy!👌🙌🙌🙌

    • @dillongage
      @dillongage Год назад +471

      This right here is it for sure. Its okay to have friends of the opposite sex, but theres certain things you should only do and say with you SO.
      I have a longtime friend Lexi. Known her since I was about 6 years old, and have been bestfriends since. We both love fantasy movies, so we nerd out together. Back in the day, we would just lay in her bed or mine and watch on her laptop.
      The second she got a BF I moved my ass to the couch. She was confused and thought I had some problem with her. Nah, girl. I just understand it would make your BF uncomfortable, and I respect YOU to much to jeopardize your relationship so that I can see the screen better.
      5 years later, I was her husbands bestman when they tied the knot. Hes like a brother to me now.
      Thats how it should go. If they really are your bestfriend, you would NEVER do anything that might cost them a chance at happiness.

  • @goredknight3017
    @goredknight3017 3 месяца назад +5

    My new favourite stand up artist by far. He always brings the disabled fans into his jokes. Some say it’s wrong to do this. Why is it wrong, they have come to watch their favourite stand up comic. He is great at doing this and this makes the disabled fans part of the show & he always makes a point of making someone’s day. Just because you’re disabled does not mean you should be ignored or just shoved out of view

  • @adamm7010
    @adamm7010 Год назад +2126

    Matt destroying whole ass relationships as an opener😂

    • @JustPierreMusic
      @JustPierreMusic 10 месяцев назад +6

      Seems like that relationship been on the rocks lol

    • @Aneiresssmith
      @Aneiresssmith 9 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @argylleagen
      @argylleagen 9 месяцев назад +2

      sometimes the kindest thing you can do to a person is a reality check

    • @lazybiker234
      @lazybiker234 8 месяцев назад

      Relationship was already destroyed, they were just in denial.

    • @nathanielsmith8068
      @nathanielsmith8068 8 месяцев назад

      He helped bro out

  • @benjamin_lee
    @benjamin_lee Год назад +4723

    Math....science...chemistry...history.... Matt rife your brain is one of a kind

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee Год назад +21

      At least he's not a cunning linguist😂

    • @lookslikeanangel
      @lookslikeanangel Год назад +16

      ​@@Mr3keestylee being as cute as he is, some of us ladies wish he was. Lol

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee Год назад

      @@lookslikeanangel well, I was talking about the audience member's work friend, but I'm sure Matt will be flattered - you're not wrong btw

    • @eren1707
      @eren1707 Год назад +9

      Base level humour, this guy still thinks farts are funny ^

    • @thelastskywalker437
      @thelastskywalker437 Год назад

      ​@@Mr3keestylee is this an ERB reference

  • @towboattrash
    @towboattrash Год назад +5310

    This is what you call….”stirring the pot”. Dude got an oar in that kettle.

  • @celestetomaso-smith5800
    @celestetomaso-smith5800 5 месяцев назад +38

    I absolutely love Matt!! I love his spontaneous humor and the way he plays the crowd!❤And he’s gorgeous!!!❤❤️‍🔥

    • @Vendor12
      @Vendor12 4 месяца назад +1

      I was about to "like" this comment until it ended with he's gorgeous😂😂😂

    • @joybriggs1718
      @joybriggs1718 4 месяца назад +1

      He IS absolutely gorgeous!!

    • @NicolaHart-ln8ei
      @NicolaHart-ln8ei 3 месяца назад

      Everything you want in a man georgeous and funny😂 pitty i am kore than twice his age😊

    • @ComedianMattRife-j5l
      @ComedianMattRife-j5l 2 месяца назад

      ​@@NicolaHart-ln8ei
      Thanks for your nice comments 🎉

  • @Tarkiltunnel
    @Tarkiltunnel Год назад +1564

    That’s gonna be an uncomfortable ride home.

    • @fappylp2574
      @fappylp2574 Год назад +29

      Following a slightly more comfortable ride at work!

    • @yaya4768
      @yaya4768 Год назад +21

      I will never understand the “best friend” thing. Unless he’s gay there’s no such thing

    • @NonsenseSir
      @NonsenseSir Год назад

      Bitch can walk…

    • @timothynicholson7300
      @timothynicholson7300 Год назад +4

      @@yaya4768 I definitely agree with you on that mindset as well! That’s how I think and feel

    • @eliaquadarella2948
      @eliaquadarella2948 Год назад +1

      ​@@yaya4768exactly

  • @Indi
    @Indi Год назад +588

    That history line was too good 😂

  • @wakaneut
    @wakaneut Год назад +899

    It's always the co-worker that that you "don't have to worry".

    • @goodiegoodygumdrops
      @goodiegoodygumdrops Год назад +8

      Exactly

    • @peterthethird7132
      @peterthethird7132 Год назад

      I love how females don't realize that the only reason a man and woman r friends is because one or both the genders got feelings for each other but it's just not there yet. I bet the same females would go apeshit if their man had a girl "bestfriend"

    • @MrRmmk1
      @MrRmmk1 Год назад +9

      If you have to worry about it, why are you with your partner in the first place. Should be confident in your ability to keep her. And confident that you'll find someone else if it doesn't work out

    • @faycheney4106
      @faycheney4106 Год назад +4

      I said the 'you don't have to worry about him" line.... Been together for ten years now 😂

    • @ceoofperception
      @ceoofperception Год назад

      I know he fucking the shit out your wife like tf that’s messed up ima cry for you

  • @s.scirocco4411
    @s.scirocco4411 Год назад +86

    Dude is straight up masterful working a room. His interaction with this couple was so good you could say he could give lessons.

  • @mauricemakwangwala961
    @mauricemakwangwala961 Год назад +322

    The way she said science set up red flags

    • @pthesmith
      @pthesmith 9 месяцев назад +8

      💯

    • @Alisonk.m
      @Alisonk.m 9 месяцев назад +7

      It was probably a cover up from what he actually teaches.

  • @laeeqwilliams1771
    @laeeqwilliams1771 Год назад +337

    This dude literally added gasoline to the fire

    • @mortumatiidekkt
      @mortumatiidekkt Год назад +17

      if it's gonna burn anyway, best to make it quicker :))

    • @cheesypizzajokes
      @cheesypizzajokes Год назад +4

      @@mortumatiidekkt exactly

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад

      Carrot top😅

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад +2

      ​@@mortumatiidekkt only fools rush in, where angels fear to tread😅

    • @baron5688
      @baron5688 Год назад +3

      that's not what literally means...

  • @toCatchAnAI
    @toCatchAnAI Год назад +6005

    He just saved a dude from a lifelong suffering.

    • @nix2455
      @nix2455 Год назад +54

      Actually though.

    • @ceoofperception
      @ceoofperception Год назад +13

      Tell yo girl I said hello I know who you are

    • @eradict
      @eradict Год назад +66

      I feel like dude's just overthinking

    • @Bingleton420
      @Bingleton420 Год назад +5

      Balls

    • @barkleybarkleyy4418
      @barkleybarkleyy4418 Год назад +125

      @@eradict I don't feel, I know, that he is in fact not overthinking. BFF, coworker, opposite gender? Lmfao, get out of here.

  • @hans_shizzleShizzle
    @hans_shizzleShizzle Месяц назад +5

    I'm invested. I need a followup on this couple.

  • @kingten912
    @kingten912 Год назад +1261

    I got a job working at a call center for century link, sometime later I helped my girlfriend get a job there also. They put us on different teams so we wouldn't distract each other. A guy on her team started going to her cubicle all the time talking (flirting) with her. I asked if it was a problem and she said no it was harmless and he just was helping her learn the new job. I'm not a very insecure person and I didn't think I had reason to not trust her so I let it be.
    She's now my ex girlfriend and married to that guy.

    • @kxnfuzed2582
      @kxnfuzed2582 Год назад +291

      Sorry about that bro. Its sad how sometimes other people can get what they want and experience no consequences for hurting the people they leave behind.

    • @kingten912
      @kingten912 Год назад

      @@kxnfuzed2582 You're right, but for real it's his problem now. Without getting into it, there was so much toxicity in that relationship. I mean I hope they have a happy life and all that, I don't wish them any pain or illwill or anything. But if she's still like she was when we were together.. lol man he did me a solid and really saved my life even if not meaning to.
      I took 4 years after that just being single. I focused on work, trying to take the right steps to find a career path. I did the Tinder thing a bit and I kept my eyes open in case I saw a woman of value but I never did so I refused to let myself get caught up again with someone like her who I lost so much time with. Eventually though I took a job where I met the woman that would become my best friend. She's everything I could want in a partner.
      Had I stayed with my girlfriend from before, I likely would have never met her, and if I would have I wouldn't have paid her any attention because I wasn't interested in cheating or putting energy into other women, so she would have floated right by me. Not to mention, the ex probably would have been the death of me. So I feel like I got the upper hand on that one if anything lol.
      But I appreciate the good sentiment all the same. Not everyone's situation is like mine.. It's terrible how so many of us let these women ruin our lives.

    • @travishayslip9409
      @travishayslip9409 Год назад

      ​@@kxnfuzed2582 bro it's life. Don't take it like a bitch, take it like a man and move on

    • @Anonymous8317
      @Anonymous8317 Год назад

      Yup, guys aren’t friends with women for no reason. If they like you, they want you.

    • @therealhound3977
      @therealhound3977 Год назад

      She didn't deserve you on the positive side that at least it happened before u settled down and destroyed your life

  • @ajvaldez42
    @ajvaldez42 Год назад +2005

    The only other person in my department is a married guy with three kids. We chat all the time because we're sitting right next to each other for 8 hours a day. One day, he said I was his work wife. My reply
    "Ugh! No, thanks. I have a husband already, don't need more."
    Boundaries are a sign of respect for everyone involved.

    • @lnSignia
      @lnSignia Год назад +91

      Good action Miss.

    • @nishthagupta1357
      @nishthagupta1357 Год назад +20

      Exactly

    • @roozki808
      @roozki808 Год назад +134

      Its honestly wild how people literally start using terminology like this lmfao..
      Subconciously creating a situation by referring to a woman you work with as your work wife, and before you know it, things aren’t going so smooth at home and it can lead to disaster… Just stay professional and refer to them as your god damn colleagues😂😭

    • @OfficeVampire
      @OfficeVampire Год назад +8

      Cool story. She has a friend. Never called him a work hubby. Do you have friends? That would be a relatable topic to this

    • @nawdude4292
      @nawdude4292 Год назад +24

      Respect to you, good woman✊
      He definitely knew what he was doing. Whether he really wants to go there or not isn't written in stone by his actions but he ain't exactly innocent either. Why even play around like that knowing how dumb we can get as humans?!

  • @Playswithfire3782
    @Playswithfire3782 9 месяцев назад +74

    He teaches science, so...hes the football coach

  • @geesegoose6174
    @geesegoose6174 Год назад +207

    The look in his eyes at 'THAT'S WORSE' 😂 shit got real

  • @emilybeecher1589
    @emilybeecher1589 Год назад +297

    Rip to the couple, they fought on the way but they’re DEFINITELY fighting on the way home, too

    • @KristianRobertsen
      @KristianRobertsen Год назад

      And when they break up, that "best friend" will dial up his game for sure.
      99 out of 100, the dude is waiting to F her.

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 Год назад +57

    “Y’all are about to be history”
    That was a BAR

  • @denisebyers7647
    @denisebyers7647 3 месяца назад +12

    This kid is QUICK!! I LOVE HIM!

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN Год назад +2755

    She got herself a "work boyfriend".
    Never a good thing, gents. Never a good thing.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Год назад

      Imagine women having friends. Disgusting

    • @aglassofwhitewata8759
      @aglassofwhitewata8759 Год назад +21

      Ntr

    • @unbanned6175
      @unbanned6175 Год назад +78

      I'd just find myself a "weekend girlfriend" lmao

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Год назад +32

      @@unbanned6175 work boyfriend isn't actually a boyfriend.
      It's usually "work husband" which usually just means that you are being shipped together. Doesn't mean anything more than that

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN Год назад +206

      @@tatiana4050 Never a good thing, homie. Never a good thing.

  • @JakeTaaylor
    @JakeTaaylor Год назад +2746

    She was speaking fluently right up until he started to ask questions about her “best friend”. Then she stutters and says “uhh” before answering.

    • @LugaruEvolutions
      @LugaruEvolutions Год назад +74

      She didn't say a word before that lol

    • @alyssasnell17
      @alyssasnell17 Год назад +177

      @@LugaruEvolutions she got asked where she works and what she does for work and things like that and answered perfectly fine..until “best friend” was involved then she starts stuttering and messing up

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 Год назад +114

      @@alyssasnell17 I mean technically the very first question was about her "friend" because "where did you meet him" but I see what you mean now after he honed in on what he does she's like ehhh uhhh ohh ehh xD
      Also hear that pitch change after he drops the "do you have chemistry?" :') Almost as if she's holding back a laugh and suddenly tries to come of playful in a way. Not the greatest sign in my experience.

    • @alyssasnell17
      @alyssasnell17 Год назад +10

      @@reznovvazileski3193 exactly..

    • @Cricketmane
      @Cricketmane Год назад +49

      She for the streets

  • @ajdrikk
    @ajdrikk Год назад +96

    ITS ALWAYS THE MATH WOMAN TEACHER AND THE SCIENCE MAN TEACHER.

    • @M3ricle
      @M3ricle Год назад +1

      My math teacher Man was married to my science teacher woman. Swap roles but yeah

  • @DeanJace0227
    @DeanJace0227 9 месяцев назад +6

    When you go to a comedy show married and leave Divorced!!! Lol 😂

  • @aknightwing9077
    @aknightwing9077 Год назад +262

    I had two teachers that were “best friends”. Til one left her husband for the other teacher.

    • @Stumbo99
      @Stumbo99 Год назад +6

      Hey whaddya know, same! Two English teachers, and she had just had a kid maybe a year or two previously with the husband she left. Definitely didn't help that the students egged them on

    • @Tim-is-short
      @Tim-is-short Год назад +13

      I think every school has had _those_ teachers.

    • @noahpickerill3749
      @noahpickerill3749 Год назад +1

      ​@@Stumbo99oh wow, that's awful 😖

    • @FelixianoWest
      @FelixianoWest Год назад +1

      Yup, that happened in my school as well.

  • @kickupgamer
    @kickupgamer Год назад +377

    That was good! He is so good at crowd work it’s unreal.

    • @eskimoblack
      @eskimoblack Год назад +1

      Agreed

    • @Junestdabest
      @Junestdabest Год назад

      ⁠@tenchu3770 still very good🗿

    • @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
      @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp 11 месяцев назад

      To those who say he is so good and so polished

    • @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
      @MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp 11 месяцев назад

      And and if people accuse him of being as good as he really is because some of this is staged pre-work and polished button down to the point of it doesn't look like work which it is because he is worth he is working he's quick he's on the market and he is from of course OH but if those of you who think that this is this is not brilliance and I would say that you'd have to work for hours upon hours upon hours upon hours to get it to be a college as math has this he's as perceptive as anyone I've ever seen that age and he's only getting stronger so tell me somebody whose supposedly polished and got this thing down to his science and has has it you know completely all all the luster just keeps getting brighter and brighter you can't tell me that that comes with knowing his audience so well that he's going to know from which direction he every comment comes sorry that's not polished and that's not overly pre-work maybe a couple of things here and there but that's an original talent and we honor him and I honor him and thank him for all his work and and his enlightenment that he's bringing to relationships

    • @kickupgamer
      @kickupgamer 11 месяцев назад

      @tenchu3770 lol sounds good Bud 😂

  • @TazControl9
    @TazControl9 Год назад +205

    My man the executioner, breaking up relationships in real time

  • @risa2493
    @risa2493 5 месяцев назад +8

    I absolutely love his wittiness. 😂

  • @PlantHoardingAdventures
    @PlantHoardingAdventures Год назад +431

    🤣🤣🤣 bro you just caused the fight on the way home! Lol

    • @marcose1137
      @marcose1137 Год назад +31

      Nah, fight was gonna continue anyways, he just gave my boy support👍

    • @Xennyballs
      @Xennyballs Год назад

      Shit good

    • @snroper96
      @snroper96 Год назад +5

      They each went their separate ways after that lol

    • @FluffyBusch
      @FluffyBusch Год назад +5

      @@marcose1137 He red pilled him.
      “Best friend” at work? Comon my guy….

    • @marcose1137
      @marcose1137 Год назад

      @@FluffyBusch word lmao, ppl in the future are gonna laugh at this type of shit.

  • @CoLoJePa
    @CoLoJePa Год назад +129

    As someone who works in a school, I've seen many 'work best friends' become couples and they all had children within a year or getting together.

  • @deepaksinghxo
    @deepaksinghxo Год назад +11

    This man is freaking witty

  • @CurrentlyDreaming-wv4ny
    @CurrentlyDreaming-wv4ny 4 месяца назад +3

    Matt Rife: breaking up toxic couples since whenever his first gig was.

  • @2esc2esc
    @2esc2esc Год назад +299

    She may think they are just innocent friends but the husband knows what this co-worker of hers is thinking without even meeting him.

    • @serrael-182
      @serrael-182 Год назад +3

      If shes hot and hes not gay for sure.
      I was kind of friends with unattractive girls i still prefer male friends a lot.
      I can have good relationships with female co workers even if theyre hot but yes it could get difficult if there are no clear boundaries. (If were both single of course it could be a chance theoretically)

    • @Hello0x0
      @Hello0x0 Год назад +11

      Honestly women know what they are doing. If your bf/husband feels uncomfortable of an opposite sx close friend and you continue to do it albeit behind his back she cheating 100%, because her guilty conscious is real

    • @adepuscas6501
      @adepuscas6501 Год назад +16

      This is so true, I had a friend that I didn't see that often (like once every 2-3 months through a common friend) and my fiancée always said that the guy is off. I reassured him that this is not the case as I was soo sure that nothing is wrong. One day the guy tried to kiss me although I was very distant and after i rejected him he showed up the next day at our home, broke in and tried to convince me to run away with him. Luckily my fiancée was home and pinned him down until the police came.
      I repeat myself, we were not close friends at all, and I never gave him false ideas. My fiancée was right, man know what's in other men's minds. Trust your man ladies and ditch suspicious guys.

    • @Mac-hr9rg
      @Mac-hr9rg Год назад

      @@adepuscas6501cool totally I relatable story that nobody cares about

  • @junimoony
    @junimoony Год назад +367

    Guess you could say that guy was performing some
    Social studies.

    • @HoneyPastry
      @HoneyPastry Год назад +2

      Nice

    • @shapshooter7769
      @shapshooter7769 Год назад +15

      And occasionally, gets some "physical education"

    • @jimiboi87
      @jimiboi87 Год назад +2

      @@shapshooter7769and afterwards they practice English! Hehe

  • @JDGamingPR
    @JDGamingPR Год назад +14

    Damn, his jokes were perfect. Love the class puns. Lmao. Genius.

  • @gloriaroth-may6046
    @gloriaroth-may6046 5 месяцев назад +21

    I love this guy. His reactions and comebacks are on the fly … EXCELLENT.😅

  • @MikeOxlong1027
    @MikeOxlong1027 Год назад +4

    The male teacher is just waiting for her to vent about a bad fight to show you how friendly he is

  • @elizabethjoiner
    @elizabethjoiner Год назад +16

    I literally rolled my eyes when he said the chemistry bit

    • @noyoudidnt5816
      @noyoudidnt5816 Год назад +2

      Cool

    • @kitkat79az
      @kitkat79az Год назад +1

      but i bet he got u w the history bit! 😂😂 cuz saaaame! ahhaa then i LOLed hahaha

  • @RoyJones.
    @RoyJones. Год назад +25

    Matt Rifes comedy is gold. He is witty, so quick comebacks and puns is on another level. Intrusive thoughts is insanely interesting to watch.

  • @victoriamcdevitt5382
    @victoriamcdevitt5382 4 месяца назад +2

    Matt Rife, I freaking love your stand up comedy. You are so different then most comedians right now. I want to look at your tour schedule and put it on my bucket list ✨️ 🙂 😏 😊😂 keep up the good work, you are a diamond in the rough!!!!!.Love,love,love you. You make me smile.😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @shizzle7642
    @shizzle7642 Год назад +119

    So quick & witty…😍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @noelleabra147
    @noelleabra147 Год назад +11

    The "according to her" is really the important part

  • @NTAONIT
    @NTAONIT Год назад +7

    He knew right away that's fucking crazy "who's the guy in her life that you hate" im rollinghh

  • @phuongvu527
    @phuongvu527 5 месяцев назад +2

    I immediately thought of chemistry line when I heard "school", but "history" line was something I didn't expect 😂

  • @llkg9
    @llkg9 Год назад +47

    I've had male colleagues that were great friends and nothing more. But the way she says "Nooooooo" makes me think there's something going on, or she wishes there was.

    • @Richard-qd8tz
      @Richard-qd8tz Год назад

      Every one of your male colleagues would’ve banged you if given the slightest chance. You might not admit that but it’s 100% true.

  • @treymtz
    @treymtz Год назад +100

    A married teacher in my middle school always dismissed anything between her and a close friend teaching the same subject. One of them ended up cheating on her spouse with the other if I recall correctly and marrying them.
    I know its not in everyone to cheat, but if they acquire a new best friend after already being with you, especially if its at work, I'm gonna say be cautious. Just because they wouldn't cheat while in a relationship doesn't mean they wouldn't leave you for another.

    • @denilla8034
      @denilla8034 Год назад +2

      How exactly can you be cautious? It's going to be whatever it's going to be. You can't control the actions of another

    • @reinablango4157
      @reinablango4157 Год назад +1

      I understand the advice you're giving here but you also need to be careful with this. Being suspicious of every work friend your partner is close with is another way to end a relationship pretty fast.

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 Год назад +7

      @@denilla8034 You ditch them the moment they pull some out of pocket sh1t like this.

    • @denilla8034
      @denilla8034 Год назад +2

      @@bendover7841 You would leave your partner if they make a new friend, right off the bat? No questions asked?

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 Год назад +2

      @@denilla8034 That's a stupid argument and you know it.

  • @AnjuliMack
    @AnjuliMack Год назад +32

    😂 Matt is so good with crowd work

  • @bradh6791
    @bradh6791 9 месяцев назад +5

    They may have gone to the show together they sure didnt leave the show that way 😂

  • @ROYALROCKETRONIN
    @ROYALROCKETRONIN 6 месяцев назад +19

    It’s always the “best friend “ ☠️

  • @jscho8674
    @jscho8674 10 месяцев назад +7

    He is so QUICK!!! 😂

  • @OrionWolf00
    @OrionWolf00 Год назад +83

    gonna be a quiet car ride back home 😂

  • @victoriadenicolis4588
    @victoriadenicolis4588 17 часов назад

    He is so quick witted, love his comedy ❤

  • @delaneykeller1389
    @delaneykeller1389 Год назад +8

    He was really proud of the history joke, you could see it in his eyes 😂

  • @nataliecao9409
    @nataliecao9409 Год назад +231

    He was so proud of the history joke he’s so cute

    • @g.a.d6988
      @g.a.d6988 Год назад +1

      He did that one spongebob face

  • @victorowen2592
    @victorowen2592 Год назад +44

    Aww man she got a work hubby😂😂😂

  • @BriMonSch
    @BriMonSch 2 месяца назад +1

    Yep they DEF have "Chemistry" from her response!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Irock2412
    @Irock2412 Год назад +118

    Yeah gigantic red flag. Back in HS, my Math teacher and Science teacher both ended up together after being “best friends”. And I can’t remember if it was one or both, but I think one of them got a divorce so they could get together. Tell that guy his worries are justified.

    • @rbush19861
      @rbush19861 Год назад +6

      Had a real similar situation in Junior High. History teacher and French teacher.

    • @BUFFALO-PHIL626
      @BUFFALO-PHIL626 Год назад +1

      Likewise at my old highschool. Beware gents

    • @BritiniMartini
      @BritiniMartini Год назад

      Did you live in indiana cuz same

    • @jakobvanvliet8954
      @jakobvanvliet8954 Год назад +1

      Same thing at my school but an english teacher instead of science.

    • @peterthethird7132
      @peterthethird7132 Год назад +4

      A man n woman won't be friends unless one or both of them got feelings

  • @KN-yk9kz
    @KN-yk9kz Год назад +10

    He really looks like a model, his bone structure and lips are very attractive

  • @chipapa50
    @chipapa50 9 месяцев назад +5

    Matt killing it as always.

  • @s.h.harvey1656
    @s.h.harvey1656 22 дня назад

    That was quick, wow. How perfect! Seriously, that was absolutely PERFECT!!

  • @gnarlynicholasreviews
    @gnarlynicholasreviews Год назад +2713

    Bruh. This was fucking BRILLIANT.
    And damn, even how you started this whole thing… “whose the guy in her life that you hate?”
    GODDAMN! And that history line?! Alright. Alright man. Alright then. Shiiiiit

    • @annonimiss6422
      @annonimiss6422 Год назад +34

      Lol are you new here

    • @lmao.lame_5555
      @lmao.lame_5555 Год назад +11

      ​@@annonimiss6422I love that you said that because I couldn't word it 💀😭

    • @D-Rock420
      @D-Rock420 Год назад +5

      ​@@annonimiss6422 so what if they are

    • @isabelamogosanu7777
      @isabelamogosanu7777 Год назад +1

      And he was correct 😂

    • @minivan5908
      @minivan5908 Год назад +5

      You seem quite taken aback my friend

  • @KyleMFHall
    @KyleMFHall Год назад +46

    That girl has her backup as soon as you fuck up the science teacher teaching her biology lessons

    • @MrJoeylj
      @MrJoeylj Год назад +1

      He already have . his best bet is to start a friendship with one her friends or a old female college friend that she didn't approve of. To show her how inappropriate her relationship her and her co worker is.

  • @VadersFirst
    @VadersFirst Год назад +9

    Some of these are too perfect it makes me think they’re planted

    • @fozzydare7987
      @fozzydare7987 7 месяцев назад +1

      This is the real world friend

  • @sachintommy2246
    @sachintommy2246 Год назад +8

    I just know when the male teacher walks into her class the kids go “oooooh”

  • @sherryperrydisneyover60
    @sherryperrydisneyover60 2 месяца назад

    You are just an amazing young man, I could listen to you all day. Thank you for making this old lady smile 😄 ❤

  • @picklepoe641
    @picklepoe641 Год назад +17

    The history punch line was quick! Smooth criminal 👍

  • @gotsnuffify
    @gotsnuffify Год назад +48

    She had to think about under what category anatomy fell under.

    • @dbhugs
      @dbhugs Год назад +1

      She really need go back to college if that's the case cause it sure ain't under Chemistry 😂😂
      Oh wait she said science 😂😂 rescinded

  • @FilthyCasual272
    @FilthyCasual272 Год назад +745

    The way she said "NOoo" she's super guilty. She should stop denying it and move on.

    • @rafar5113
      @rafar5113 Год назад +32

      Don't expect that from a 304 that's with a beta simp my friend.

    • @lpycb42
      @lpycb42 Год назад +30

      Yeah exactly “Nooooooooo teeheee”

    • @Drewitall54
      @Drewitall54 Год назад +111

      Or she's nervous cause shes being asked about personal shit by a comedian in front of a bunch of people she don't know lmao

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 Год назад +41

      @@Drewitall54 All the other shit was personal as well and she wasn't awkward or shy to admit even she was there with her boyfriend and they had a fight on the way here. I've been clowned on far more than I'm willing to admit and this kinda random pitch change is bad news most of the time.

    • @Dshatila1983
      @Dshatila1983 Год назад +17

      ​@@Drewitall54 We know women more than they know themselves.

  • @That_Stanced_Toyota
    @That_Stanced_Toyota Год назад +516

    That “no”… yeah.. there’s chemistry 💀💀 this is both their fucken signs ⚛️

    • @hatchell18
      @hatchell18 Год назад +2

      Has nothing to do with signs smh

    • @SiloxYT
      @SiloxYT Год назад +2

      Tf does a sign have to do with anything its been proven it doesn't correlate with anything

    • @ColeRum
      @ColeRum Год назад +65

      @@SiloxYT you people are absolutely ridiculous lmao that's not a sign thats a Atom which was a pun on the chemistry. Not the sharpest cookie in the crayon box huh?

    • @That_Stanced_Toyota
      @That_Stanced_Toyota Год назад +7

      @@ColeRum 😂☝🏻

    • @meowtoes
      @meowtoes Год назад +3

      LMFAOAOAO STOPPPP😭😭😭

  • @_aradgmz
    @_aradgmz 8 месяцев назад +5

    It's unbelievable the way this can be that spontaneous

  • @iceicebabytocold
    @iceicebabytocold Год назад +8

    he waited his whole comedian career to pull that history line

  • @gtrr34.999
    @gtrr34.999 2 месяца назад

    Not me simultaneously saying "oh no" about meeting him at her work 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @luckynumbaz
    @luckynumbaz Год назад +4

    he never misses a beat, i like his comedy

  • @loganchavez6996
    @loganchavez6996 Год назад +11

    Bro ruined their relationship but saved the man's life for sure.😂

  • @BaePlatinum
    @BaePlatinum Год назад +9

    That history line was BEAUTIFUL. 😂

  • @GrupoChucumite
    @GrupoChucumite 5 месяцев назад +1

    You're so brilliant, Matt! I love your crowd work. Especially in Iowa with Christina Reeder! ❤

  • @austinbell6222
    @austinbell6222 Год назад +962

    The way she said no after he asked if y’all have chemistry definitely was a lie. It was the long drawn out “noooo 😝” like “omg stop itttttt” when someone asks if they have a crush on someone they obviously have a crush on. She’s for the streets!!!!!

    • @milkyyp0p
      @milkyyp0p Год назад +12

      i was looking for this comment

    • @cassidy7285
      @cassidy7285 Год назад +73

      What did y want her to do she’s being blasted in front of a ton of people and has to keep it funny with funny answers

    • @MrMoarpienao
      @MrMoarpienao Год назад +18

      @@cassidy7285 I don’t think anyone wants a damn thing from her aside from the “best friend”😂that’s kinda the insinuation if you didn’t gather.

    • @dbhugs
      @dbhugs Год назад +6

      Yeahhhh that would be her vocal signature for our divorce papers 😂

    • @cassidy7285
      @cassidy7285 Год назад +4

      @@MrMoarpienao yeah I actually have no idea what you’re talking about