Gabriel Iglesias | Indian People Don't Do Crazy Crimes
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- Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2021
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"Indians are so nice"
The 12 random indian scammers that call me everyday:
Yeah and are this agressive
Man, At Least They Check Up On You
These Indian scammers are making us look bad😂
@@cytoplasmred_4886 😂😂😂
edit: I said that some scammers are forced to scam and are tricked. I understand I was wrong. New info I got is that scam centers are hard to take down because they like to bribe police, and other stuff
Show him "mirzapur" and "gangs of wasseypur" 😂😂
Tell him about 1984 sikhs genocide 😅😅😅
@@breakinggyan797 😂😂
Well said bro ..🎉
Just call him at Bihar😂😂
@@breakinggyan797they are talking about hindu people
"Indian people don't do crimes"
Vijay Mallya: *laughing at the corner*
As a Indian I can confirm that nobody speaks like that in India lol😂
They do it's far more disgusting than this just u tube any south indian utuber you will see it
We gujjus do like this
They speaks the same as an international student in Canada I can confirm that 😑
South Indian do
You confirmed that you are chaman, yaha hazaro bhasha hai, 8 mahine huye nhi YT join kiye aur bada as an Indian confirm kar rha hai
“Hello your Computer has virus”
I shall like your comment because it has 69 likes
@@kimjong-bean_911 r/FoundSatan
Ok that's funny 😂 and I'm Indian
@@LymLevolveon i think your dad called me about an extended warranty on my car
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Indians don't do crazy crimes"
Delhi : 😏🌚
Better than Delhi lmao @@sarvanimukkamala5536
Those are not crazy but a horrific crimes
Bihar laughing in corner
There is a person who stole a lake😂😂😂
@debasislenka3447 no bihar
@@debasislenka3447 you missed a mobile tower and a whole steel bridge!🎃✨
Looks like he never met a bad indian yet 😂
For real
Exactly 💯 😂 iski mayya ki bhur😅
That door slam sound was so real 🤣
Yes bro 😂😂😂😂😂
"Indians are so nice"
Crime patrol episodes: Damn we don't even exist
Hey
Whad do you meand 🗿
That serial has ruined my peace.
@@Rhidayah it's a trashy crime serial of India.
@@DESIBOY-fe7nm ikr
We don't rob only money
We rob the whole ATM machine😂😂
That's right
@@shaidanwheel6199true
@@shaidanwheel6199He's joking
@@theinvader10008no he is serious it really happened in my city
M in ATM stands for Machine.
Bro knows how to play a safe game 😂
I have never seen any indian talking like this in my whole life india😂❤
you are lie..all indian people talking like this
b
go south
You can never see an indian person committing a crazy crime
"Politicians: Laughs Silently"🤭
Every criminals get MP seat
That happen in most of the countries not only in India
@@shafeequemohammed119 That's not the truth.
He said "a person'' ,indian politician not a person they animal🤣jk
@@chandramohanbisht7316 of course brother every criminal is not MP
But a terrorist is MP
Once a legend said: never underestimate an Indian when it comes to money 😂😂
And that legend is typical overproud indian
@@kooxaldoxt5162 sick🔥🔥
@@kooxaldoxt5162 And whoever says that about Indians are typically the jealous ones😁
There's nothing wrong to be proud of your civilisation. Indians are known for being humble and hospitable. Because we are humble, helpful and hospitable. 🤝
@@saitamabhaiya1347 😂wait what?
@@saitamabhaiya1347 You just made it clear that indians don't belong on the upper class by claiming your country is father to another country... That's just sad coming from a country Who started making toilets few years ago... 😂
"They thought I was tech support" was crazy😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
"Indians are so nice"
The Singapore 2013 riot incident💀💀
Bro never experienced Indian rage 😂
Yes bro you are absolutely right by100%
“MAAAM, DO NOOTT REDEEEM”
@@greeninja2728 lmaoooooooo
Bro is 10000000T% right😅🗿
WHY DID U REDEEM IT?!!!
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi laughing in the corner of the room where he is doing his stand up comedy 😂
Modi also who is just selling everything
He is a dictator
And I'm laughing in your comment section 😂😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
Sucks 😂
Harshad mehta is not to be forgotten
I just love his indian accent 😂
"Indians are nice"
The relation between lizard and maharashtrian💀💀
Bro is probably living in parallel universe 😂
He knows how to get attention from 1.4bn people 😂😂😂😂
Get out of WhatsApp University
yeah
Yeah and ur living in the American universe😂🤣
Lmao exactly indians nice? Lol
No one gon talk about how he made that car noise so well 💀💀
Watch his stuff he does way better sounds
Grabriel iglesias is know for doing amazing sound effects
ON BROOO 😂😂😂
It's kinda normal when watching his shows😂
It’s he’s thing lol
They may suck at robbing a bank but they're definitely the #1 scammers in the world.😂
Bro visited wrong india 😂
“They thought I was tech support” 😂 I’m dead
😂
Lmao
Stinky little brown tech supports
😂😂
So good 😂😂😂
“indians r so nice”
my relatives:
Bro !!! 😂😂😂😂
Bro!!!!!!!!
Best comment 😂💀
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ESPECIALLY THE RELATIVE THAT LIKE TO ALWAYS COMPLAIN
💀
"Indians are so nice"
My friends in school: 💀
Bro's free trail of india was just 2 days 😂
This guy meet indians in parallel universe 😊
@@sundhariannadurai3949bhai chup karr sab kuch pey offend Matt ho. Humlog Indians kuch utna "nice" toh haye nhi.
@@sundhariannadurai3949Average 9 year old who doesn't read newspaper and try to be cool🤡
@@sundhariannadurai3949😂😂 kid stop
4
@@prateekghanghas4751what is going on, why everyone says "kid" to make fun of anyone while they are themselves 14-15, stop fooling around and go back to do your school homework unless you want to make your teacher mad
"When was the last time you heard Indians robbing a bank? "
Vijay Malya laughs in silence
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Indian always robbed Indian bank in India...then they shift in foreign country and start a respectable life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
British Indians
India in parallel universe 💀
"I've never seen an Indian rob a bank"
*exactly*
*Don't let them find out*
Me too. Although Indian has scammed
@@itsoblivion8124 Lmao yes
@@itsoblivion8124 there were a lot of scams
Haha 😂
"They thought I was Tech Support."
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Yep that’s… what they said
@@Ace_combatent my guy is having a stroke here over pronouns which he clearly didn't learn in first grade
@@beans1697 lol not a stroke just confused on these stupid terms they keep inventing everyday
@@beans1697 pronoun more like pro no shits taking for stupid shit yeah,got you ha.
Its digital era bro for roobing a bank you dont need to go to the bank 😅😅😅
Vijay malya laughing in the corner , we don't need violence man because Mahatma Gandhi is our idol 😂
He is talking about the Indians that live abroad ,not the criminals in India. And he is spot on.
Stop crying 😂
@russeloscar888 you are correct bro...
A white person and a Muslim talking about criminal is hilarious 😂😂
Haha correct
@@Sanatani_ka_chora_huheard of the jharkhand case bro
"Indians are so nice"
All my cousins and siblings: 😈
Who I thought was my best friend (Indian): 😈
Hahaha 😁😂
Tech support
Sorry badman
Alot of gang rape in India..
Bro spend only 1day in India you can understand the power of my India
It's always the nice ones brother 😂
"indians are so nice" me being indian **chandler laugh 😆
Lmfaoo
Me too
"prindapan" -asian
Hahaha tell him to take ride in up & bihar.
Ho-
"indian are so nice"
Indian teachers: **hides wooden stick**
@@meghnasingh1121 i m Pakistani and yes it does😄😄 i have been beaten up alot in school😄😄
@@laughTale92 and in here even if there's a law there'll be an asshole named physical education teacher who will beat you up just to impress teacher (even if that fat ass will have 12 months baby in his womb)
Ahh no that doesn't happen anymore
@@meghnasingh1121 why the hell do u have to invlolve Pakistan in everything?
@@adan1221 hahahah don't worry it happens in the entire asian countries
After this he was kidnapped by Circuit and brought to Munna for postmortem 😂
We don't rob we scam 😂
Hehehe 😂😂😂😂
They from Pakistan
😂
Do you really have to use Pakistan's name to defend yourself from a joke ?Are you that weak? @@nikhildhunna8840
Police even don't do anything to them. Their cctvs are usless 😂
Gunshots sound the same in every language
They steal from you in a nice way😂
Except Braile and sign language
@@zhemedic2639 in that case they feel the same
Right
What would a gun with an accent sound like? 🤣
When I am also Indian, this is comedy😂😂😂😂
I legit just saw "Meeting Arnold is like a good roller coaster" right before this short came up.
Indian scam call centers:
“I’m bout to ruin this man’s whole career ☎️”
Yesss
still , not going to school with guns
Helo ur compooder have wirus
@@yogendrayadav1362 still not sh1tting in the str33ts
@@yogendrayadav1362 how many streets u shat on today rakesh?
The " THEY THOUGHT I WAS TECH SUPPORT" Had me dying.
Me too
South Africa
I'm from India ,,,,,thank you so much for your love,,,,,,so much love from Indians,,,,,,,I'm Busker here😌🙏🏻❤❤❤❤
Me, too.
He forgot hyderabadis
the end was perfect😂😂👌
where did you get the computer?
they thought i was TECH SUPPORT😂
As per we talk to the indians working in tech companies, it is pure indian accent. 😂
Come to India, I'll show you the 50 shades of crimes. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 agreed
Fr
Yes come
Committed mainly by Muslims
And majority crime committed by your community.
Indians don't go to the physical bank. They go directly to the computer 😅😅😅
Ashamed
bro needs to watch crime petrol
No matter how many times you watch this clip you never stop cracking.
His Indian accent is more indian than me😂😂
"What about us fatman" 😂😂
You really think so
It is the so called accent created by english people
I don't know about you but I don't speak like that
@dimplepandey8202 Indians aren't self aware unfortunately
“Would you please take the money “
That transition is perfect 🤣🤣
But the accent is not
@@suyashshukla149 he was making funny of the scammers and they really have that accent 🙃
@@danilopolar6476 well i am indian so i know more abt the accent, the scam part i got tho😂😅
@@suyashshukla149 no you don’t
@@suyashshukla149 Differebt parts of India have different accents lol, surpised you don’t know that
Take him to Any government school in delhi when the school is over 😂😂😂😂
Not the indian accent 😂😂😂
"Indians don't commit crazy crimes"
Me an indian : laughs in partiality, orthodoxic crimes.
*Actually there's a lot of crimes in India.*
*But Per capita is much lower*
*India often ranks higher in homicides and rapes.*
*“India reports 40k cases of homicides and 30k-35k rape cases every year”*
Althou,per capita is much much lower
India's homicide rate is 8 times lower than America. (2.9/100k)
***India's rape rate is 1.8 women per 100k***
***Whereas USA's rape rate is 28/100k****
So India's rape is 15times lower than USA.
*....Therefore,if he's talking about per capita then India is better than 2/3 of world in crimes...*
Us indians... We are so patriots that we only commit crimes in our country 😙
He is talking about indian - american NRI
@@gatsby8856 bro scammer don't go to America they go to uk i think u talking vijay malay etc . Also many indian which go to foriegn becoz of job are not criminal
@@itsoblivion8124 in india most of the crimes arent even reported those numbers are mich higher
Bro there is a whole state called Chambal, full of Bandits 😅😅😅
*“Put your hands in the AIR”*
banker: “yo so I’ve had some trouble trying install windows”
Habibi come to Uttar Pradesh 😂
Yogi : INSTANT KARMA
It’s Jai Shri Ram come to Uttar Pradesh !!
@@Navz0007nope thats ollah hu akbar
Haha 😂
Habibi come to Yogi land.System hi update kar dega.
Bro roasted whole india 😂😂
Is that India of Parallel universe. 😂😂
"Indians are so nice"
My sister: looks at me innocently as she is stealing my laptop AGAIN
It's for tech support
hElLo YoUr cOmPuTeR hAs ViRuS!
Not so nice when they rapped the lizard
@@indiancowpeedrinker9241ye wo keh rahe hai jo Pakistan me ek aurat ki dead body ko kaber se nikal kar rape kiya.
@@indiancowpeedrinker9241Dayummm 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I AM TALKING TO YOU!”
Lol no one still reply to this guy
You mean: “I am tocking tu yu ?”
Are u laughing on this stat that more than 30% of Nasa scientists are Indian.
U Americans love to mock others cultures but slowly u fools r degrading yourselves.
@@Indiabhanu can't get the joke
Loll
"THEY THOUGHT I WAS TECH SUPPORT" had me dead
He hasn't visit Uttar Pradesh yet 😂
When he said Indians are nice I immediately thought of the “you bloody bastard!” Meme
From still game? 😭
na cuz as soon as he said that i thought of all the guys who try to look "cool" and pretend as if they are gangsters and shit 😭
@@diamondnightnico o hi
@@kfallatrpl7 hello?
This is fake. I work Customer service and they are the worst.
How did he make the car door shutting sound so perfectly?🤣
He’s good with with the sounds
he is good at his craft that why some ppl are funny and then we have comedian he is one of those
Because Gabe's fuckin hilarious LMAO
His name is Gabriel Iglesias that's all I gotta say
I didn’t even peep how well that sounded😭😭😭😭😭
Why robbing a bank when people buy gift cards for you 😂
Someone introducehim to CID and crime patrol 😂
The car's door closing aound effect was on POINT though....
Exactly what i thought, crazy.
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING THO
He is somewhat known for making good sound effects with just his mouth
Exactly
This tells me you have not heard of Fluffy haha
Indians don't commit crazy crimes...
This guy lives in some other universe 😂
Idk I heard some bad things happen on them Indian 🚌 busses.
Yeah Delhi is in bad shape too
Arey pagal vo US mein rehne wale Indians ki baat kar raha hai. US ke Indians ka crime rate bahut kam hai. Wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hai. Waise SM pe khud Indian hoke India ki beijjati karne mein Sharm nahi aati kya. Chutiye.
He is talking about crimes in USA. USA has a hard working Indian workforce, their crimes would have to do with frauds, and asking the brides family for dowry, or putting swastikas on their front doors.
@@briansilva4165it's even worse in America
Please show him “scam 1992"😂😂
In India Robbers are Ministers😂
"Indians are so nice"
Me a indian: you should come to india's police branch.
💀🤣 yesss
Why
Why they R helpful
Go to surrey BC
Indian Police be like : We are enough to commit crimes. 😂
We are being trolled by our accent 😂😂💀🤣
Well not our mother tongue so not everyone is fluent in it 😂
Bro has the smoothest face😅😅😅
You earned my respect man😂😂😅
“Hello, we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty..”
@Sona Mona damn that's poetry right there
@@kingking-ci1gf ☠
I would get those extended warranty calls all the time, but all I had was a bicycle. So they couldn’t help me. Ha ha.
I don't even have a car, but I definitely heard them get aggressive for me to stay on the line despite I can't afford. Then, there's the rumor of they have two different accents, one they speak to outside of work to friends and family. Then, there's one they where exactly like the stereotypical American white man.
@Sona Mona That's really not how Indian accent works. Stop labeling your imaginations as are accents. Why no one is talking about the racism against Indians online. Tf. Even though India is one the most peaceful country with least crimes you call us rape capital while your country having most rapes in the world. Go use google and your brain if you have one
"They thought I'm a tech support" that got me laughing all day
Lmao
TRUEEE😂😂😂😂
I was watching like yeah whatever this crap isn't funny, but that line hit hard that shit made me laugh some how 😂
@@Flickterr yes i know right hahaha
yeah most of Indians are tech specialist and very fond of technology.
It takes less time to rob a bank then rob old and stupid ppl over the phone😂
Bro saw India just in reels and yt shorts 😂
“Would you please take the money”
Kills me every time 😂
You dead?
. . .
As an Indian, I'd say They're not robbers they are scammers, bro😂
You are still learning from Nigerians
@@OHMYLOVEFORSPORT-fv5keThe Nigerian Prince is everybody's uncle.
I have never got a scam from Indians but Nigerians and some white ladies did to me 👎👎
You're so mean the only content you peoplr find is indian
Vijay Mallya be like - Hold my Kingfisher 🍺😂
Indians are so kind❤
My dad screaming at 21 people while driving🤬🤬🤬
People from UP and Bihar be like:- hold my daaru (Bear)😂😂😂😂
'They thought I was Tech Support'
I absolutely lost it there.
So did I.
Yeah
Bro spent only 2 days in India😂
Also bro is not aware of the world record India holds in rapes/gang rapes and brutally kills the victim 😢😢
Recently a Brazilian tourist woman has become a victim of gang rape 😢
I'm a Maldivian and I don't want to visit India ever because I'm scared
I am indian and i assure you that as long as you don't go out at night or in states like Delhi Mumbai it would be the best and safe for you. U don't need to worry rapes and etc coz it hardly happens. The same news in just repeating many times
@@yokitha512 don't give excuses about these issues happening in our country
It is what it is, accept it and try to change these situations
I'm extremely sorry for those victims
@@ismailnavaz5584 i'm extremely sorry
But due to actions of some ill minded peoples we can't be judged
We are very helpful, nice and trusty peoples
Just remember each and every country holds such crime reports but we can't say them bad due to actions of just few peoples
@@AyushKumar-783 true, it happens in every country including urs. It had never happened to me or the person I met with in face to face. We can't judge a country by just one negative weakness
I am from India... Even I like this fun... 😂😂😂
Mean while a whole lake disappeared in one night
“They thought I was tech support” 💀💀💀💀💀
Texh super
Jesus is lord. Repent of your sins, be born again, and turn to him to be saved from Hell! Turn away from all your sins before its too late. I love you and God loves you🙏🏼❤️
@@JordanCantFight 🤦♂️
@@JordanCantFight no
@@JordanCantFight trust and BELIEVE in Christ too, never forget, believing is the key.
John 5:24: "Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and BELIEVETH on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life."Eph 2:8-9: "For by grace are ye saved through FAITH; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast."
"Indians are nice"
Indians: We have been summoned
Well yeah the videos whole topic was that
Be good with Indian, Indians will be always good to you
😂
True
.
Come to Uttar Pradesh habibi..you will get to know 😂
U and Ur flowers 🌺 shirt shows that some Indian are kicked in your personal hotspot junction 😂
“Indians are so nice”
People from Delhi: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
Been ke lodo ki Maa chod dangerous 😳
What you guys really do other than start riots and kill people innocent people?
Ben stokes
@@mywatchgarage8024 motherboard
Delhi se hai benstokes😂
“Indians are so nice”
The 40 year old Indians on Omegle: 👁️ 👄 👁️
@@kartikey404 wtf 😂
@@kartikey404 i come in general but ok 😂 it's just show what your parents taught u (toxic mindset)
@@gamingcommunity6722 I said what I saw
@@kartikey404 what does it have to do with lower cast-💀
It’s so creepy😂😂
This guy is soo down to earth he literally started from bottom and is still there