For everyone complaining about being single, learn how to change this from 2 servings to 4 or 5 and treat your family. Valentine’s Day is showing love to important people in your life not just a girl/boy. Keep your heads up
Actually, it isn't. Valentines Day originates from a celebration of marriage. It is about couple love, not family love. Family love can suck a D on V day
it has since i saw the stupid batman meme he got it from, i was saying cwispy for a while and one of my friends sent me his video and said "HE SAYS CWISPY"
Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. That's not what makes the centre molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten!
I went back and counted how many "c"s you had and I'm personally satisfied that you actually did 37 of them. That's the attention to detail I like to see from food videos.
Josh: what’s your opinion on making lava cake with the undercooked center vs a ball of ganache center with a fully cooked cake? It’s a subject of debate in the food world.
I would imagine the ganache center is both safer and richer in flavor, because you can add different spices and flavors to your ganache if you make it yourself.
@@junkiejackflash you take a FROZEN CYLINDER OF GANACHE AND YOU SET IT IN THE RAMIKIN, SO AS THE OUTSIDE COOKS FULLY, THE INSIDE BECOMES MOLTEN! IT'S FUCKING MOLTEN!!
If you spend enough time cooking you will develop hands that can handle much higher temperatures without really hurting, as far as I know Josh calls it asbestos hands I mostly just use it as a gag with friends. Pull cookie sheets out of the oven bare handed and shit.
I love living in his closet and having him take care of me. Even teaching us how to make food for any potential future dates. Now I just need him to teach us how to get a date.
Made this on Valentine’s Day with my fiancée. We had a great four hours cooking and laughing together(We Sous Vide the steak cause we’re extra)! Thanks Joshua!!
"you need 2 cups of water. You can use tap or store bought, however I went to the Himalayas and got myself some Tibetan Ice just waiting to be melted - nothing special!"🤦🏻♂️
This is the best cooking channel ever, man. I’m so happy to see you getting continually funnier because you’re getting continually more comfortable with being yourself. We love you so much! Keep up the terrific work!!!
@@1harribo. he would win in masterchef surely but no because he doesn't need them bro , he used to work in a big restaurant and he quit , he's doing alright on his own
thats justt too fucking stressful, and for what? what if he fucks up? just forget it is like going to music school and getting out knowing nothing, instead of learning music urself but with passion
Just made the pasta for my mom and I for Christmas eve eve and she was incredibly impressed. :) thank you for showing the step by step directions so it's harder to screw up. :)
I'm amazed by how fast this channel has grown. It seems like very little time since you had only like 100k subs. You deserve 300% of the attention you've gotten.
I made this for my family last night, it was amazing! (Besides me messing up on the sauce for the pasta...I couldn’t work fast enough). I’ve never made/cooked steak or lava cake before and it was a fun experience. My family really enjoyed it. I’m planning on making the lava cakes and Granita for a banquet coming up in a few months (if it goes through).
My superintendent was steadfast in wanting her steak medium 😒 when we had our work luncheon. I asked if she trusted me and she surprisingly agreed to letting me try changing her mind. 1 sous vide T-bone steak, seared over a charcoal chimney so hot the sun was jealous, later...she could only mutter a few words with eyes the size of dinner plates and a smile from ear to ear. Later she was shopping on Amazon for a sous vide cooker and asking what the hell a charcoal chimney was 😅 If you cook it right, you can change people's minds.
This channel makes me truely happy with how you gently weave memes into your cooking. Also i wasnt a fan of B-Roll at first but now i feel like i cant live without it in my life
First time cooking, surprised my gf with this after work, everything was a lil to salty but I think I did good, she said she didn’t think I could do anything like this. Goes to show you can do anything you put your mind to…
He made the lava cake wrong! Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. That’s not what makes the center molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the Ramekins so that the outside cooks fully and the inside becomes molten.
Why am I watching this I’m single and making pork chops for Valentine’s day Also wow I miss farmer’s markets Edit this looks rlly good and now I want to make this instead of pork chops
Josh I love watching you cook. I get all kinds of ideas. I can’t have all the tools you do on a semi truck, but I’m slowly amassing a collection and love cooking. I showed another driver all the food stuff that I store under my bunk last night and he was shocked. I call it my food for the apocalypse, heh.
@Isabella when the chef was yelling at the critic, because the critic didn't know that a lava cake had a sphere of meted chocolate in the middle and wasn't an underbaked cake
Chocolate Molten lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake! That's not what makes the centre molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks, the inside becomes molten. its molten.
I made all of it for my girlfriend tonight and it turned out fantastic. I didn’t have the pasta making attachment so I made fettuccine with a pasta maker instead.
Wow. Million subs. Congrats. Like to think I was one of the earlier ones. Never thought about it but you have a manga/anime feel about you. From the music to the visuals at the end.
Got a boyfriend, gonna try some of these. Update: he is my husband now. Thank you Joshua. And I mentioned to him about your book for a Christmas present.
Literally EVERYONE who says or thinks they prefer steak "well done" has just never had steak done right before, and they ALWAYS change their minds once they do😂 b.c meat is great but meat with juice and flavor is always better
I mean thats not true and really ignorant to say. But you do you. You clearly dont know the meaning of literally. Because by that logic not one of the 7.8 billion people that live in the world liked well done more than anything.
Josh....on the cacio e Pepe. Ditch the parmigiano, only use pecorino...but have it powdered not grated....and as old and dry as possible.....you’re welcome. -from Rome with rage.
"Add some fresh grated black truffle..."
YEAH OKAY GUY
Kevin Lasher ikr
@William Fredericksen wow, that's crazy, cuz I don't remember asking for your shitty attitude
It's easier to get than a girlfriend
Guys black truffles are like super cheap here in Italy lmao
@William Fredericksen haha you must be the CEO of funny
I'm only missing a couple of ingredients
*A girlfriend*
That's only one indigent. And it's completely optional! Imma have a great meal and i dont have a gf either.
@@emdee31 *POSITIVE* *MENTAL* *ATTITUDE*
same, dude :(
If cassually explained said this it would be hilarious
More for yourself
For everyone complaining about being single, learn how to change this from 2 servings to 4 or 5 and treat your family. Valentine’s Day is showing love to important people in your life not just a girl/boy. Keep your heads up
Indeed. True words!
Actually, it isn't. Valentines Day originates from a celebration of marriage. It is about couple love, not family love. Family love can suck a D on V day
Siddharth Kapoor caring about ur fam = simping
*L O G I C*
@@siddharthkapoor1056 Sorry but we don't remember asking 🤔
Nah i make 2 or 4 servings for my self
“I’m disgusted by how many people are here. Go home” that’s exactly what I say when too many people are on the road. Meaning any amount of people.
finally found another quinton
Quinton Guo heeeeey Quintons unite!
Quinton Hancock i feel this way often when driving
Joshua Weissman my maaaaan heck ya 😂😂😂 we would get along well. Cuz u can cook and u can bet that I can eat 😂😂
Come to California 😅 no matter which city you go there are too many people on the road
I guess I can make this for my boyfriend.....whenever Josh lets me out of the cabinet....
Please Josh...I miss my family
I feel ya, mate
Sameee
We're all in this together mate
Its valentines i got the day off go tell somebody else
If he hasn’t let you out... *Loads super shotgun with holy intent*
7:04 "Evenly distribute that between your
3 ramekins"
*Ah yes, my 3 ramekins. My 3 ramekins that I often use and are mine.*
i just use ramekins as lil snack bowls and never as ramekins
Haha, I use my trusty old coffee mug.
😭😭
This shit made me kackle
Kusko's ramekins. The ramekins belonging to Kusko
Me: *has never had a boyfriend or a lover*
Also me: Ah yes, how must I cook for my significant other
Lol same here buddy. We can fantasize while we wait, it's okay!
Fkin same lol
LOL
Well seeing as how all of us are here, we should cook for each other in spirit.
Israel M i made you tapioca pudding
"cwispy" has officially replaced "crispy" in my vocabulary
I said it in my head all day today while at work, I just started watching Josh a few days ago
it has since i saw the stupid batman meme he got it from, i was saying cwispy for a while and one of my friends sent me his video and said "HE SAYS CWISPY"
This is cwingey
ELITE SAUCE like you aren’t more cringey
Ya me too
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Joshua Weissman: Bepis
Frederik Dalgaard
BEPIS
stfu
@@fraavezskyrim no u
@@fraavezskyrim no u
*b e p i s*
Me, screaming to my date: YOU TAKE A FROZEN CENTER OF GANACHE AND PLACE IT IN THE RAMIKEN UNTIL IT IS MOLTEN.
FUCKING MOLTEN
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT💪🏾💪🏾
Chocolate lava cake is not just
undercooked chocolate cake. That's not what makes the centre molten.
You take a frozen cylinder of ganache
and you set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten!
Jon Favreau is disappointed in this iteration
I'm glad cuz I was like that's just raw batter
Bruh he's like a cross between a meme and cooking channel
Jokes on u....im gonna be alone this valentines day
I feel this
Exactly what I wanted to comment
Aww, we can be alone together!!! 😝
let's hug
Aww don’t say that. You’ll be alone next valentines day too
I went back and counted how many "c"s you had and I'm personally satisfied that you actually did 37 of them. That's the attention to detail I like to see from food videos.
8:11 “absolewtly zero *f a c k i n g* solt”
Me: “Josh what the hell even is that bro”
Josh: Ik you’re probably thinking “Josh what the hell even is that bro”
Shyam Malasani “daddy chill!”
And your next line is "Josh what the hell even is that bro"
Josh: what’s your opinion on making lava cake with the undercooked center vs a ball of ganache center with a fully cooked cake? It’s a subject of debate in the food world.
Frittski Carl Casper is screaming internally... and externally
I would imagine the ganache center is both safer and richer in flavor, because you can add different spices and flavors to your ganache if you make it yourself.
Its was fu@$$$ molten!
It's FUCKING MOLTEN
@@junkiejackflash you take a FROZEN CYLINDER OF GANACHE AND YOU SET IT IN THE RAMIKIN, SO AS THE OUTSIDE COOKS FULLY, THE INSIDE BECOMES MOLTEN! IT'S FUCKING MOLTEN!!
He sold his girlfriend after this to pay for the truffle.
Annie1962 uuuuhhhhhhh........
I was like, "he has truffle"? He's rich
You can literally buy 100g truffle for 20€ in my country. It's not thaat expensive
@@th9667 this is the US, soooooo!
T H
Where are you from?
6:38 THIS MAN is putting HIS HAND on that PIPING HOT BOWL am I just stupid OR DOES HE NOT FEAR GOD
If you spend enough time cooking you will develop hands that can handle much higher temperatures without really hurting, as far as I know Josh calls it asbestos hands I mostly just use it as a gag with friends. Pull cookie sheets out of the oven bare handed and shit.
both these comments exude chaotic energy
It's not that bad, its just residual heat. It probably stings a bit, but it's no worse than a fresh sunburn.
Royal Payn i get that but why go through the mild sting when it’s really easy to put on oven mitts
@@ilovetweek000 because they're oven mits, not pan mits. Think it thru man!
(I don't actually know why, but I've never seen a pro cook put on mits)
I love living in his closet and having him take care of me. Even teaching us how to make food for any potential future dates. Now I just need him to teach us how to get a date.
potato ;-;
That is beyond anyone’s power...
Joshuaaaa can you make a "my girlfriend follow my recipe" please, as i can tell she cant cook so it would be fun
YES
She thought she liked her stakes Well done. WELL DONE!
So I agree and support this comment 100 precent
“iLl bE JoiNeD By mY GirLFriEnd” dude uncool... no need to flex on us so hard
Chocolat_Melon 😂
He used to be so relatable, urgh 🤣
"easiest pasta you'll ever make"
Him: t r u f f l e s
He said easy, not cheap
Josh turning a "well-done steak eater" into a regular person is all I ever wanted for Valentine's Day.
For real. Why even eat steak if you cook it until it's gray and dry? Monstrous!
Made this on Valentine’s Day with my fiancée. We had a great four hours cooking and laughing together(We Sous Vide the steak cause we’re extra)! Thanks Joshua!!
How did u balance the timing of everything
Not only are his videos brilliant in the sense that he makes everything seem easy, they are also hilarious and warm my soul
"you need 2 cups of water. You can use tap or store bought, however I went to the Himalayas and got myself some Tibetan Ice just waiting to be melted - nothing special!"🤦🏻♂️
I see no problem getting the black truffle. However...Getting a girlfriend idk
I’m single
moi hi single, i’m Sebastian. Nice to meet you
@@sebastianbusch5013 damn
This is the best cooking channel ever, man. I’m so happy to see you getting continually funnier because you’re getting continually more comfortable with being yourself.
We love you so much! Keep up the terrific work!!!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Josh: *bepis*
I- this is copied
To be fair, I also do this.
“I like my steak well done”
Missed opportunity to say “thanks, that means a lot”
FOR EVERYONE WHO'S MISSING THE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND INGREDIENT
You are your own GF/BF. Treat yourself :)
#Parks&Rec
This the sign that I needed, thanks random internet stranger. I'll do all of this to eat by myself :)
Autofellatio
Or cook for a different loved one.
Or have a friend over
He goes " you can make this for your girlfriend, mother , lover or Brother" and then banjo noises, Im dead.
The perfect courses to enjoy...alone.. under my blanket
Lol
I love this dudes character. He's funny but also hella charming
Joshua: "Ill make a dinner for my girlfriend"
Also Joshua: Eats the entire chocolate cake
Why hasn't this man auditioned for masterchef yet? He could definitely get on the next season
I don't think you can enter if you have a background as a chef
@@hjaltee.t4171 idk I think you can enter as long as you dont currently work in a restaurant
@@1harribo. he would win in masterchef surely but no because he doesn't need them bro , he used to work in a big restaurant and he quit , he's doing alright on his own
Harribo he said in an insta live that he deep, he was selected but they make people sign weird paperwork (?) so he backed
thats justt too fucking stressful, and for what? what if he fucks up? just forget it is like going to music school and getting out knowing nothing, instead of learning music urself but with passion
Just made the pasta for my mom and I for Christmas eve eve and she was incredibly impressed. :) thank you for showing the step by step directions so it's harder to screw up. :)
I'm amazed by how fast this channel has grown. It seems like very little time since you had only like 100k subs. You deserve 300% of the attention you've gotten.
I made this for my family last night, it was amazing! (Besides me messing up on the sauce for the pasta...I couldn’t work fast enough). I’ve never made/cooked steak or lava cake before and it was a fun experience. My family really enjoyed it. I’m planning on making the lava cakes and Granita for a banquet coming up in a few months (if it goes through).
You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day…
B-roll
3:43 I can't help but wonder how many people are going to take that literally and rinse their noodles.
definitely crossed my mind for a second lol
When I saw the lava cake, it absolutely reminded me of the movie "Chef".
Did you also remember the bit about ganache?
@@quantumvideoscz2052 IT WAS MOLTEN...YOU'RE NOT GETTING TO ME...🤣🤣🤣 favorite cooking movie of all time.
6:06 - Me too broh. One of my uncles likes his steaks well done and I die inside every time he orders it.
My superintendent was steadfast in wanting her steak medium 😒 when we had our work luncheon. I asked if she trusted me and she surprisingly agreed to letting me try changing her mind.
1 sous vide T-bone steak, seared over a charcoal chimney so hot the sun was jealous, later...she could only mutter a few words with eyes the size of dinner plates and a smile from ear to ear. Later she was shopping on Amazon for a sous vide cooker and asking what the hell a charcoal chimney was 😅
If you cook it right, you can change people's minds.
0:04 significant other? What's that?
*cries in single asf*
Neo Prototype um ok?
funny
@@Neoprototype not many people like someone who is overly rude for no reason
@@Neoprototype you need to take a major chill pill man, being nice isn't that difficult
@@Neoprototype bruh wtf is wrong with you 😭😭😭😂😂😂
"Damn bro, those noodles look especially bodacious" xD had me dying 5:00
When he said "go home" i felt that🔥 stay safe everyone 😊
This channel makes me truely happy with how you gently weave memes into your cooking. Also i wasnt a fan of B-Roll at first but now i feel like i cant live without it in my life
First time cooking, surprised my gf with this after work, everything was a lil to salty but I think I did good, she said she didn’t think I could do anything like this. Goes to show you can do anything you put your mind to…
I made this for the girl i love. She absolutely freaked out, and asked "What are you doing in my house?"
😊👐
Early! Love the videos, keep it up! I’m so happy this channel is getting the attention it deserves.
I love he gives both measurements in the two different metric units
Okay “rinse and repeat”
I see you babish
'Snippy snip' and I see his Brad
Nobody:
Joshua: “so your gonna want to get a kitchen, I actually made my own.”
A prime transition opportunity was missed
Josh: What do you love most about me?
Her: Your B-Roll
*Cut to the B*
You gotta bring her back now!
I'm not even Italian and I got an aneurysm from that Cacio e Pepe.
Uh oh... He made cacio e pepe with olive oil. I can already hear the italians
I can feel the wind from their finger pointed hands furiously shaking.
rightfully so, what was the goal? It's unnecessary.
“but you’re my idiot.”
i cannot say how many times i’ve said this to my boyfriend.
"you just came to the right place"
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID AND ALSO THE TITLE OF SANTIAGO'S TAPE*
TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE
This is my new favourite series
Do I have a Valentines? NO. Am I going to cook these? NO. Did I watch this entire video? YES!
Ok, we love her. This clearly needs to be her channel now. Burnt chicken and bud light all around!
Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh ⚡️
He made the lava cake wrong! Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. That’s not what makes the center molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the Ramekins so that the outside cooks fully and the inside becomes molten.
I had cacio e Pepe in Rome and it was the best pasta I’ve ever had
Me: Its gonna be a steak, its gonna be a steak...
Carl Casper of Chef would be appalled by your “lava cake.” I, however, think it looks delicious.
RUclips, thanks for recommending this on valentines day while I'm single and trying to drink an adult beverage. Great!
Why am I watching this I’m single and making pork chops for Valentine’s day
Also wow I miss farmer’s markets
Edit this looks rlly good and now I want to make this instead of pork chops
“It’s a thinking mans pasta” 😂😂😂
As an Italian that cacio e pepe is actually pretty accurate..great job👍🏻
Ah, the perfect pantry shelf ingredient available in any corner grocery store
*BLACK TRUFFLE*
Video: Says this is perfect for a date night
Me: Fully plans on eating alone
That Bollinger flex for the granite. Outta this world
Reminds me that my only valentine will be my hand 🥰
“Do a little snippy snip” - channeling your inner Brad? 😂
Josh I love watching you cook. I get all kinds of ideas. I can’t have all the tools you do on a semi truck, but I’m slowly amassing a collection and love cooking. I showed another driver all the food stuff that I store under my bunk last night and he was shocked. I call it my food for the apocalypse, heh.
i'm having flashbacks to the movie 'Chef' with that "lava cake"
@Isabella when the chef was yelling at the critic, because the critic didn't know that a lava cake had a sphere of meted chocolate in the middle and wasn't an underbaked cake
And this year she’s your ✨ FIANCÉ ✨ ❤️
HE DIDN’T MAKE A GNOUSH FILLING FOR THE LAVA CAKES I AM ENRAGED DID HE NOT WATCH CHEF
Thank you this bothered me so much.
SOMEBODY SAID IT I WAS ENRAGED
gnoush lmao
Ugh she’s so lucky. My husband has anxiety pouring cereal into a bowl.
Chocolate Molten lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake! That's not what makes the centre molten. You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks, the inside becomes molten. its molten.
"Significant other" More like two 4 course meal for myself. Hell yeah
Yes. Those noodle are so bodacious 👍
2:43 I agree u are DRAMATIC but in a funny way that we all love 💕
Cries in single😭
I made all of it for my girlfriend tonight and it turned out fantastic. I didn’t have the pasta making attachment so I made fettuccine with a pasta maker instead.
Can I use my tears to cook the pasta? It's salty enough.
I want to have a relationship with someone who I can cook for so much they have to complain for me to stop. Like I’m lonely and this is rlly cute
Simp bitch
@@beanbag884 you didn't get enough attention from your parents did ya?
beanbag 88 looks like we got a skadouche bag
Josh at 5:51 : “simple, but effective”
My directioner brain: *hears it in Harry Styles voice*
Happy Valentin's day from an ecuadorian girl who lives in Germany.
Josh I want your gf to start a channel literally just about vlogging and telling us all your strange habits
"Penis."
Oh wow didn’t even notice this. I have the same pasta attachment. Cool
I'll be spending this valentines with my cat. It's her bday 😂
happy early birthday to your cat!! 🥰
Wow. Million subs. Congrats. Like to think I was one of the earlier ones.
Never thought about it but you have a manga/anime feel about you. From the music to the visuals at the end.
Josh will you be my valentine? 🥰
Sandro Avalishvili you’re literally everywhere man
Noura lmao where else have you seen me or is it just the pfp
Sandro Avalishvili no it’s you not just the pic
Bob The God lmao
Does this guy just keep a camera in his cupboard?
Are you kidding, of course not!
Don't forget the cameraman!
Got a boyfriend, gonna try some of these.
Update: he is my husband now. Thank you Joshua. And I mentioned to him about your book for a Christmas present.
Literally EVERYONE who says or thinks they prefer steak "well done" has just never had steak done right before, and they ALWAYS change their minds once they do😂 b.c meat is great but meat with juice and flavor is always better
I mean thats not true and really ignorant to say. But you do you. You clearly dont know the meaning of literally. Because by that logic not one of the 7.8 billion people that live in the world liked well done more than anything.
Josh....on the cacio e Pepe. Ditch the parmigiano, only use pecorino...but have it powdered not grated....and as old and dry as possible.....you’re welcome. -from Rome with rage.
When your so early you didn’t know what to say
"Im disgusted so many people are here right now"
Thats me in every crowded place
That's Corona right now (too soon?)