"Mein Fuhrer, the Allies are going to nuke Vienna." "It's okay Goerings air squadron will save it" "Mein Fuhrer... Goering..." "Goering ate the Luftwaffe."
Ironically, the Waffen SS was probably one of the most ethically diverse military forces of WWII in terms of the number of people of different ethnicities that volunteered to be a part of it (Indians, Norwegians, Spanish, French, Danish, Italy, Croatians, Romanians, Dutch, Belgians, Finns, Hungarians, Serbians, etc.)
The guys should try the 1944 scenario. In singleplayer it's hard but doable at like 2 speed but it would be a lot easier if you didnt have to worry about the Italians and Romanians suicideing their army.
@@ironmytie1674 1945 is basically singleplayer Germany with the exception of a Japan player and maybe Hungary?? (not for long tho). Italy, Vichy France, Romania, Bulgaria, and Finland are all either capitulated or switched sides in the '45 scenario I'm pretty sure
"How do people play singleplayer... against this AI?" As a singleplayer only guy... it hurts but it's true. And fits, for all of the Paradox games as wellxD
Let's not pretend that's not what the Soviets did IRL. Even their small scale (or large scale) encirclements were an extremely primitive form of mobile warfare called "deep battle", invented by purged Tukachevsky... People say Blitzkrieg was based off of it, but it wasn't... it was essentially tanks and human waves attacking and then the tanks were supposed to cause havoc in the rear, once broken through.. when Germany still had some steam left, and the few times Hitler didn't interfere (ie when he visited southern Russia/Manstein, and Soviet tanks came within 30km of where he was, and he ran away by plane and left Manstein alone for ~3 weeks, to do as HE wanted), they always encircled those tanks and crushed them. Only very late in the war did the Russians use combined arms tactics, which is what the Germans were doing, with artillery, infantry, tanks and airforces working in unison. And even then they still had large casualties. So large in fact, that they had a huge spike in desertions just before the Oderbruch offensive (not far from Berlin), even among officers. German - Soviet casualties are very skewed in total, because more Germans died in the last MONTHS of the war, than in the previous 4 years combined, due to a total lack of fuel, equipment, ammunition (ie machine gunners could no longer get brass or copper ammunition, so they were given steel cartridges, which were inferior and had a tendency to pop in the barrel and were very hard to clear even for very experienced gunners) for the infantry, artillery, tanks, etc. And of course sending in batches of ill trained & equipped old men, youths, etc. to fight and die.
@@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 A) Deep battle was based on the concept of entering the enemy's strategic depths after piercing at a few points, not whatever the fuck you're going on about B) Blitzkrieg was never even a codified concept or doctrine of war, it was a propaganda term turned into something else after the war by revisionist British historians working with former nazis C) You're just repeating the same excuses the nazi generals made ("ahh it was all hitler's inteference we could've won the war if we were left alone") when in fact they had very broad autonomy in almost all cases D) Please try and read a single reputable book about the war by an actual historian and not get all your information from pop culture and pop history
Literally I once had 240 units trying to kill the U.S. as Germany, I eventually gave up when I couldn't push out of a port in Florida and spectated, the AI breaks the US by stacking 120 divisions and plowing through to encircle
Bo: we tried out the Endsieg mod. A difficult mod set as the axis slowly began to be pushed back. Also Bo: the Axis quickly found themselves in a bad situation
>Plays the easiest Endsieg start date with coop and players as other nations, doesn't give the ai any quarter when it naval invades etc >"How do people play SP?"
8:37 swimmy is totally right, i just bought the game like a couple months ago, and after like 3 or 4 hours of playing i was surprised that was winning against the AI relatively easy, then i learnt that is possibly the wors paradox game AI
I wouldn't say it's the worst. It just has more opportunities to mess up, seeing as most other Paradox games are either smaller scale or stack management
The EU4 AI wants a word with you. For that matter, the V2 AI was godawful too. When Paradox was showing off a patch or expansion (I don't remember which) they were bragging about THE BRITISH ACTUALLY NAVAL INVADING A TARGET IN MAINLAND EUROPE.
The Stellaris AI is somehow worse at it despite the game being simpler. It'll commit economic suicide unless you play on the difficulties giving at least +50%(up to 100) to everything, doesn't get the concept of sprawl, meaning trash tech-level, and you can win a war by having them run after some corvettes while your main fleets takes everything.
The fact that they were playing against AI caught me off guard. I thought they were just playing against some kind of Dressel + Golden team and that's why it was so easy.
swimmy saying the nat soc thing is still so goddamn funny, like, he's trying to ham it up and you can obviously hear the smile behind his voice as he does so, it's such a perfect swimmy moment
There needs to be a compilation of Bo and the rest saying clipped stuff like "Nothing like shooting Africans with machineguns." or "I am a staunch national socialist."
This video inspired me to play Endsieg. It took a few tries, and a *lot* of struggling, but one week and 17 million Russians later, I managed to beat the 1943 scenario on irl Christmas Day
Bo: *Does Operation Sealion*
Lowee: "I've always wanted to join the SS".
Based Lowee
Based
Based
2 months later Löwee becomes the biggest strategic asset of the Allies because he can't hold Spain
well well well maybe i could make that happen
“I am a staunch national socialist”
-Swimmy, 2020
Based swimmy wtf
"I always wanted to join the SS"
-Lowee, 2020
Wtf I like Swimmy now
Based
Based
"Mein Fuhrer, the Allies are going to nuke Vienna."
"It's okay Goerings air squadron will save it"
"Mein Fuhrer... Goering..."
"Goering ate the Luftwaffe."
NOOO GÖRING THATS NOT THE FOOD
The Air Force are friends not food
"Europes largest"
I’m dead💀
This actually gave me a good chuckle, nice one
“The SS stands for inclusivity.”
Ironically, the Waffen SS was probably one of the most ethically diverse military forces of WWII in terms of the number of people of different ethnicities that volunteered to be a part of it (Indians, Norwegians, Spanish, French, Danish, Italy, Croatians, Romanians, Dutch, Belgians, Finns, Hungarians, Serbians, etc.)
*IncluSSivity*
everyones included in the camps
They just need more men to kill other men.
Dont worry guys the windmill of peace and harmony shall crush the libs
Oh PLEASE tell me there is a part 2... I NEED MORE
Indeed
@@emperorofdenmark8081 sup christian lmao
Well well. We find ourselves at a standoff boys
@@GoldenEagle0823 oh boy... Is that you omar?
@@LEGOfilms23 Indeed it is my man
2:28 the greatest quote of all time
Oh oh
Followed by the Lowee at the end of the video.
Always knew these guys were based.
The guys should try the 1944 scenario. In singleplayer it's hard but doable at like 2 speed but it would be a lot easier if you didnt have to worry about the Italians and Romanians suicideing their army.
If they do co-op like this they can beat the AI in 44
Imagine them doing 1945 lmao
@@ironmytie1674 1945 is basically singleplayer Germany with the exception of a Japan player and maybe Hungary?? (not for long tho). Italy, Vichy France, Romania, Bulgaria, and Finland are all either capitulated or switched sides in the '45 scenario I'm pretty sure
You can't suicide an army if you have no army to begin with
@@emie9858 it's actually doable, fascist italy, croatia and hungary still have clay left in that scenario, so it's a matter of holding the line
6:34 Bo's grandfather gets recruited into the SS
"y'know, im somewhat apart of the SS myself"
"They're fine to shoot civilians with"
Bo- 2020
"Serbs aren't civilians" - Bosnian war criminal
Play as slovakia, has a czech countryball, literally unplayable
you know a little bit about chechoslovakia right. they just lazy an didn't change it
oh my they didn't change colors, literaly lazy
Total heresy.
@@jensfingerhat5078 Czechoslovakia*
@@doomerbear937 czechoczechoczechoczechoczechoslovenia
"How do people play singleplayer... against this AI?" As a singleplayer only guy... it hurts but it's true. And fits, for all of the Paradox games as wellxD
We just conquer everything as minor nations
@@craigstephenson7676 ulm, bhutan, luxembourg go brrrr
@@equilintogo5378 Tannu Tuva WC do it no balls
@daniel halachev Sometimes it's fine, but usually fails miserably at russia, the chinese breakaways and many other nations.
@@blueoceancorporations1019 I see Russia formed in 90% of my games, what do you mean by this?
"They had an equal airforce, right? Please say yes."
The dread in that sentence.
In this timeline A comet hits the Soviet Stavka headquarters and Stalin replaces them with a guy that just says : Just go forward lmao
General: Also why are there German tanks outside?
The radiation causes the whole Soviet high command to go crazy
Let's not pretend that's not what the Soviets did IRL. Even their small scale (or large scale) encirclements were an extremely primitive form of mobile warfare called "deep battle", invented by purged Tukachevsky...
People say Blitzkrieg was based off of it, but it wasn't... it was essentially tanks and human waves attacking and then the tanks were supposed to cause havoc in the rear, once broken through.. when Germany still had some steam left, and the few times Hitler didn't interfere (ie when he visited southern Russia/Manstein, and Soviet tanks came within 30km of where he was, and he ran away by plane and left Manstein alone for ~3 weeks, to do as HE wanted), they always encircled those tanks and crushed them.
Only very late in the war did the Russians use combined arms tactics, which is what the Germans were doing, with artillery, infantry, tanks and airforces working in unison. And even then they still had large casualties.
So large in fact, that they had a huge spike in desertions just before the Oderbruch offensive (not far from Berlin), even among officers.
German - Soviet casualties are very skewed in total, because more Germans died in the last MONTHS of the war, than in the previous 4 years combined, due to a total lack of fuel, equipment, ammunition (ie machine gunners could no longer get brass or copper ammunition, so they were given steel cartridges, which were inferior and had a tendency to pop in the barrel and were very hard to clear even for very experienced gunners) for the infantry, artillery, tanks, etc.
And of course sending in batches of ill trained & equipped old men, youths, etc. to fight and die.
@@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 A) Deep battle was based on the concept of entering the enemy's strategic depths after piercing at a few points, not whatever the fuck you're going on about
B) Blitzkrieg was never even a codified concept or doctrine of war, it was a propaganda term turned into something else after the war by revisionist British historians working with former nazis
C) You're just repeating the same excuses the nazi generals made ("ahh it was all hitler's inteference we could've won the war if we were left alone") when in fact they had very broad autonomy in almost all cases
D) Please try and read a single reputable book about the war by an actual historian and not get all your information from pop culture and pop history
How to end WWII:
*form Scandinavia*
Finland: *Forms Scandinavia*
Stalin: *Whispering to FDR and Churchill* Can he do that???
How does this account continue to appear top comment on every video I watch?
Mmm, again you
You again.
“Im a staunch national socialist” -Swimmy
"I always wanted to join the SS"- Lowee
Yes
based
Certified Swimmy moment
based
*Allies Nuke Vienna* “alright Tojo I’m going to need you to speed run this”
“Don’t worry, we can still win!”
-A German, not winning
Just take Crimea and call it a day. Crimea is all you need
why tho
And Iwo Jima.
@@hogyat4209 why not?
And Papua New Guinea
Crimea river
"I always wanted to join the SS" -Lowee
1:00 you can feel the moment an SS officer poked the back of his head with a gun.
>tfw the only way the AI seems to know how to win is by stacking 23 divisions on each tile of a frontline province and charging through the attrition
Literally I once had 240 units trying to kill the U.S. as Germany, I eventually gave up when I couldn't push out of a port in Florida and spectated, the AI breaks the US by stacking 120 divisions and plowing through to encircle
@@thedemonofrazgriz3602 That's when you invade behind them, florida is just made for that
"Ive always wanted to be in the SS" - Lowee
based
Allies: *[nuke Vienna]*
I sleep...
Himmler: *[forms SS division in Scotland]*
*R E A L S H I T*
"I am a staunch National Socialist" - Swimmy
Based
“Bokoen and the boys prove how Germany could have won WW2, just reinforce rate meme D day”
I mean if Hitler allowed Rommel to reinforce Normandy with his Tanks they may hold of the Landing
2:30 just posted on the subreddit my guy
I'm part of the gifted few that views this immediately
Same bro it’s nice
Agreed
I can't believe how early I am
Storm Wolf early to go to gulag
33 minutes old I need to improve my time
Something about Bo's first response to the Slovak fast division being "I hate him so much" cracks me up. He's just trying his best, no need to be rude
Bo: we tried out the Endsieg mod. A difficult mod set as the axis slowly began to be pushed back.
Also Bo: the Axis quickly found themselves in a bad situation
The Scottish SS Division- Committing war crimes and deep fat frying Mars bars since 1946
Fried Mars bars are literally worse than war crimes
I love how casually lowe goes "I always wanted to join the SS"
"I always wanted to join the SS." - Lowee, 2020
>Plays the easiest Endsieg start date with coop and players as other nations, doesn't give the ai any quarter when it naval invades etc >"How do people play SP?"
You can replace the end of any allied victory with downfall Hitler scene as an accurate representation of voice chat
1944 Slovakia: Yo, can we have some guns mein Füher?
German Reich: Uhh yes take these...
*Manufactured in 1918*
Swimmy Intensifies
1888
@@Bokoen1 honestly Bo, cheeping my main man Jozef Tiso with that Stone Age shit.
It took me too long to realize they were playing against AI
As soon as I read "Endsieg 1943" I knew I was in for a ride
8:37 swimmy is totally right, i just bought the game like a couple months ago, and after like 3 or 4 hours of playing i was surprised that was winning against the AI relatively easy, then i learnt that is possibly the wors paradox game AI
I wouldn't say it's the worst. It just has more opportunities to mess up, seeing as most other Paradox games are either smaller scale or stack management
The EU4 AI wants a word with you.
For that matter, the V2 AI was godawful too. When Paradox was showing off a patch or expansion (I don't remember which) they were bragging about THE BRITISH ACTUALLY NAVAL INVADING A TARGET IN MAINLAND EUROPE.
@@Vmac1394 the eu4 AI? You mean the best of the paradox AIs?
@@Vmac1394 the eu4 ai is bad when you're allies
The Stellaris AI is somehow worse at it despite the game being simpler.
It'll commit economic suicide unless you play on the difficulties giving at least +50%(up to 100) to everything, doesn't get the concept of sprawl, meaning trash tech-level, and you can win a war by having them run after some corvettes while your main fleets takes everything.
It was actually super cool just seeing you all on the same side like this, this is probably one of my favorites.
This video is gonna be shown in court one day
The fact that they were playing against AI caught me off guard. I thought they were just playing against some kind of Dressel + Golden team and that's why it was so easy.
Bo: Recruits SS divisions from scandinavia
Small towns in Estonia: "hehe, I'm in danger"
swimmy saying the nat soc thing is still so goddamn funny, like, he's trying to ham it up and you can obviously hear the smile behind his voice as he does so, it's such a perfect swimmy moment
Now instead of watching 1 person make feeble attempts at survival I can watch multiple
1:20 Nice foreshadowing for what was to come this year.
i love how Lowee just joins the SS and the video just abruptly ends
Allies: There's no way to escape endsieg!
*Bokoen1 has entered the game*
Allies: Why do I hear boss music?
There're a lot of compromising statements here. xD
“I am a staunch national socialist”
-Swimmy, 2020
"I always wanted to join asSasS"
-Lowwe, 2020
2:29 They didn't even hesitate to put our boy swimmy like that
I was so confused on how they were winning, then I realized they were playing against AI. Lol
That one frame of Italy throwing his hat is perfect for "32 CIVS!??!"
There needs to be a compilation of Bo and the rest saying clipped stuff like "Nothing like shooting Africans with machineguns." or "I am a staunch national socialist."
This chilled coop was SOOO fun to watch, seriously!
least extremist hoi4 game lobby:
Lowee: I always wanted to join the SS
Bloody hell that's the best thing I have heard yet
I’ve seen this video a hundred times and I still die with “your gonna hang from a lamp post”
Bo: Berates any of his pals who do something dumb like delete their entire air force.
Also Bo: Deletes entire air force.
The fucking Slovak fast division ring a ding ding baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think this might be one of my favourite episodes. I've watched it 3 times already!
This is the best episode of the series. Swimmy being based is comedy gold
Bo was a little too excited over Danish SS
Slovakia: *Czechoslovak/Czech nationball*
*Bruh*
0:12 Bo caught slacking on them censorships.
"they are communists not civilians" im dead 💀
I will never forget that Swimmy quote
As a Slovak myself, I approve of the bike boys.
Can’t believe they based this off a movie
This video inspired me to play Endsieg. It took a few tries, and a *lot* of struggling, but one week and 17 million Russians later, I managed to beat the 1943 scenario on irl Christmas Day
“How big is the invasion?”
“Uhhhhh… mEdIuM…”
"I've always wanted to join the SS"
- Lowee, 2020
Having Vlasov command the Slovaks was a funny historical in joke and the biggest insult you could have given them.
Bo: "Is that a bicycle division?"
Swimmy: "Yeah, it's the Slovak fast division."
> has 16 million of manpower
> all adults serve
"I always wanted to join the SS."
- Lowee 2020
Endsieg: how Germany lost
When Bokoen plays Endsieg: how the Allies lost
yes a new video from Bokoen1 just when i should go to sleep i guess i get to watch it when a wake up from my sleep
Honestly this is one of the best Hoi4 in a nutshell
Nobody:
Bo: Let's use the Czech flag for Slovakia, they won't notice
"I am a staunch National Socialist"
Add that to the Swimmy quote book, along with "I don't respect women" and "I feel like Trump at the White House"
Swimmy is Pewdiepie's alternate identity.
1:12
Don't you mean, "Nein. Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!"
"I've always wanted to join the SS."
Lowee 2020
"I am a staunch National Socialist."
Swimmy 2020
Bo stop playing with nazis.
i should learn for my history test but i want B O K O E N
This is possibly one of the funniest episodes in recent, so many great quotes.
Bokoen1: *Plays Endsieg mod
Axis: Ah yes, he will turn this around.
Allies: Oh yeah.....
D-Day 3 times, instantly gets clapped
Allies: *INSERT EVERYTHING'S FINE MEME HERE*
Don't worry guys, Hitler went to his uncle farm in Nambia
Swimmy saying "oh shit oh god oh fuck oh god oh shit oh fuck" is a mood.
When Bo is happy to recruit his grandfather into the actual bloody SS.
you out did yourself with this script today Bo
8:05: Is that freakin' Japanese-occupied Hawaii I spot there? Christ, that is cursed.
on today's episode, Boe and the gang become redpilled
1:21 Swimmy’s been watching too much Eastory
There are so many good quotable clip moments in this one LOL
7:44 killed me😂
We're reaching Based levels that shouldn't be possible in this video
This is one of the best HOI4 Multiplayer in a Nutshell episodes ever
The person who played as Germany always sounds so happy and excited
That fucking Slovak bicycle division was the most cursed thing I've ever seen in any hoi4 game
I’d love a full episode of this one!
Lowee shall now be coded as SSS