Swimmy Swigma Male Moments: A Compilation.

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • “I live in the Country of Sweden within the European Union. My name is Swimmy Johannesen. I’m 200 years old. I staunchly believe in national socialism, Child Labour, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, If I’m France or Russia, I’ll make sure to neglect my iron techs to increase demand and lower available supply. Demand is over 10 thousand now. After I neglect my iron techs I always remember to death war. In the shower I make sure to explode on Bokoen before cutting off my balls, attempting suicide, and becoming communist. Then I rat my teammates and throw them under the bus for 10 years while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always play a game with little to no intelligent forethought, because devoting time to that gets in the way of my mappies. Then denial, then an intense rage followed by a final comedic acceptance of my mistakes. There is an idea of a Swimmy Johannesen. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real Swimmy. Only a desync. Something illusory. And though I can hide my disrespect towards women, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense that I’ve gassed every Frenchman in my country and ethnically rebalanced Northern Yugoslavia, I simply am not there.” - Swimmy “Sweezus” Johannesen, 2k19.

Комментарии • 47

  • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
    @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise  2 года назад +67

    More Swigma here: ruclips.net/video/dLty2mYes7U/видео.html
    Very good video, couldn’t resist recommending it.
    Also, here’s full screen version, if the small screen window bothers you: ruclips.net/video/MywvGx-9wnE/видео.html
    I can’t seem to get the quality right though, so if you hate 480p then this is not for you.

  • @carjaxx3547
    @carjaxx3547 2 года назад +1205

    Swimmy is my favorite character in the Bokoen1 Cinematic Universe

  • @miles1034
    @miles1034 2 года назад +852

    "I don't lose, I just win in the other direction" is the best swigma quote of all time

    • @kilo-cr4ig
      @kilo-cr4ig Год назад +1

      He got that from Billy, that show from cartoon network

    • @grantforester1864
      @grantforester1864 2 месяца назад +1

      I use it so much it’s such a good quote

  • @snarkymoosesshack8793
    @snarkymoosesshack8793 11 месяцев назад +354

    "I am a paragon of peace and virtue."
    This line never stops being comedy gold.

    • @fartisart420
      @fartisart420 8 месяцев назад +7

      said by isreal after committing the same war crimes that was did to them

    • @OnlyGrafting
      @OnlyGrafting 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@fartisart420 womp womp

  • @smashtroid6440
    @smashtroid6440 2 года назад +626

    Swigma Male Grindset

  • @bradleymalcolm7025
    @bradleymalcolm7025 Год назад +342

    You just know swimmy was that foul mouthed 10 year old in modern warfare committing verbal warcrimes over the mic

    • @andrewarnold9818
      @andrewarnold9818 8 месяцев назад +35

      Swimmy hears the fire alarm beep and it's joever

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 8 месяцев назад +15

      but like the really talented fucking orator of a kid who shut everyone up when he started shit talking...until his voice cracked

  • @dreamypizza8458
    @dreamypizza8458 8 месяцев назад +158

    "I'm going to talk you through a series of events."
    "your muted"

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 Год назад +197

    the piss discussion will never not be funny

    • @iitsleaf_
      @iitsleaf_ Год назад +24

      "Exploding is not the same as pissing."

  • @asriellian3058
    @asriellian3058 5 месяцев назад +39

    That whole piss-bomb bit makes me laugh every damn time lmao

  • @houseking9211
    @houseking9211 10 месяцев назад +65

    Did Bo think he was making it sound better when he said that they were exploding on eachother and not pissing on eachother?

  • @MrElrondmcbong
    @MrElrondmcbong Месяц назад +19

    "more countries with foreskins" god that whole discussion was gold and bo was drunk af :DDD

  • @bullmoosevelt4495
    @bullmoosevelt4495 Год назад +82

    Alright so where are the children?

  • @thesmm2311
    @thesmm2311 Год назад +123

    0:00-0:07 NazBol Swimmy

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Год назад +28

      Average "politics" fan (he doesn't touch grass)

  • @sirbillius
    @sirbillius Год назад +80

    The part about Bo and other Danes pissing on each other made me so happy not to have a foreskin.

    • @FrederikJolle
      @FrederikJolle 10 месяцев назад +39

      as a dane bo is just weird

  • @quibberlin425
    @quibberlin425 8 месяцев назад +14

    I love for some of it he was straight up playing as the ss state of burgandy

  • @SHaDOW-vg1bv
    @SHaDOW-vg1bv 2 года назад +37

    best video on this site my life is complete now

  • @bumperbonnie5721
    @bumperbonnie5721 Год назад +20

    New swimmy quote in the ck3

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 2 года назад +103

    So it's all just Bo's stuff huh, nothing from Swimmys streams?

    • @Red_Pee
      @Red_Pee 2 года назад +2

      This is all a conspiracy by cuckoen1 to make swimmy look bad

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Год назад +37

      Easier to sift the clips ig

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 Месяц назад +4

      Bo's stuff condenses down all the best stuff from 5hr minimum streams, and most of the time its about 25% swimmy, 15% golden and 45% braun.

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 2 месяца назад +3

    College having a stroke about Piss Bombs will never fail to make me die

  • @stroodleduck685
    @stroodleduck685 Месяц назад +3

    I never realized how much fucked shit swimmy has said 💀

  • @VerilyViscous
    @VerilyViscous Год назад +12

    Swigma balls lmao

  • @BingoLamingo
    @BingoLamingo 5 месяцев назад +3

    We miss you Mr. Swag.

  • @jwiedie4527
    @jwiedie4527 Месяц назад +1

    Absolute legend🫶🫶

  • @TheTripleAce3
    @TheTripleAce3 2 месяца назад +4

    Wheres the original video for 2:30?

  • @GAarcher
    @GAarcher Месяц назад

    8:27

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад +103

    How did it take me this long to find. This is so pog, great job, mate.

  • @shen4379
    @shen4379 Год назад +8

    Thumbnail is amazing

  • @Uitca
    @Uitca Год назад +3

    swigma male swimset

  • @MuhammadIbrahim-ij5jb
    @MuhammadIbrahim-ij5jb Год назад +2

    Bro was gaming