Swimmy Swigma Male Moments: A Compilation.
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- “I live in the Country of Sweden within the European Union. My name is Swimmy Johannesen. I’m 200 years old. I staunchly believe in national socialism, Child Labour, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, If I’m France or Russia, I’ll make sure to neglect my iron techs to increase demand and lower available supply. Demand is over 10 thousand now. After I neglect my iron techs I always remember to death war. In the shower I make sure to explode on Bokoen before cutting off my balls, attempting suicide, and becoming communist. Then I rat my teammates and throw them under the bus for 10 years while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always play a game with little to no intelligent forethought, because devoting time to that gets in the way of my mappies. Then denial, then an intense rage followed by a final comedic acceptance of my mistakes. There is an idea of a Swimmy Johannesen. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real Swimmy. Only a desync. Something illusory. And though I can hide my disrespect towards women, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense that I’ve gassed every Frenchman in my country and ethnically rebalanced Northern Yugoslavia, I simply am not there.” - Swimmy “Sweezus” Johannesen, 2k19.
More Swigma here: ruclips.net/video/dLty2mYes7U/видео.html
Very good video, couldn’t resist recommending it.
Also, here’s full screen version, if the small screen window bothers you: ruclips.net/video/MywvGx-9wnE/видео.html
I can’t seem to get the quality right though, so if you hate 480p then this is not for you.
Swimmy is my favorite character in the Bokoen1 Cinematic Universe
hes the most based
Swimmy and Golden, the power duo
@@MrDMIDOVswimmy, golden and braun
Golden and Swimmy are S-Tier BCU characters
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction" is the best swigma quote of all time
He got that from Billy, that show from cartoon network
I use it so much it’s such a good quote
"I am a paragon of peace and virtue."
This line never stops being comedy gold.
said by isreal after committing the same war crimes that was did to them
@@fartisart420 womp womp
Swigma Male Grindset
You just know swimmy was that foul mouthed 10 year old in modern warfare committing verbal warcrimes over the mic
Swimmy hears the fire alarm beep and it's joever
but like the really talented fucking orator of a kid who shut everyone up when he started shit talking...until his voice cracked
"I'm going to talk you through a series of events."
"your muted"
the piss discussion will never not be funny
"Exploding is not the same as pissing."
That whole piss-bomb bit makes me laugh every damn time lmao
Did Bo think he was making it sound better when he said that they were exploding on eachother and not pissing on eachother?
"more countries with foreskins" god that whole discussion was gold and bo was drunk af :DDD
Alright so where are the children?
0:00-0:07 NazBol Swimmy
Average "politics" fan (he doesn't touch grass)
The part about Bo and other Danes pissing on each other made me so happy not to have a foreskin.
as a dane bo is just weird
I love for some of it he was straight up playing as the ss state of burgandy
best video on this site my life is complete now
New swimmy quote in the ck3
So it's all just Bo's stuff huh, nothing from Swimmys streams?
This is all a conspiracy by cuckoen1 to make swimmy look bad
Easier to sift the clips ig
Bo's stuff condenses down all the best stuff from 5hr minimum streams, and most of the time its about 25% swimmy, 15% golden and 45% braun.
College having a stroke about Piss Bombs will never fail to make me die
I never realized how much fucked shit swimmy has said 💀
Swigma balls lmao
We miss you Mr. Swag.
Absolute legend🫶🫶
Wheres the original video for 2:30?
idk
8:27
How did it take me this long to find. This is so pog, great job, mate.
Thumbnail is amazing
swigma male swimset
Bro was gaming