@@user-fi4wn3te8v Did you not read the event at the end of the video? I don't know if dankus is like this all the time but he constantly misses crucial information, probably because of his stream, but still
@@user-fi4wn3te8v It does. Dankus just didn't pay attention. It specifically said you'll initially lose territory, but need to let the game run for a few days for the scripted deals to give conquered territory back to you.
first of all tommy tried the later 1944 starting date, this one is quite easier in that regard, second tommy mentioned that 1945 is impossible duo to some spirits giving you so low of an org to actualy be successful at anything
@@SoVega301 Hitler actually wanted Turkey to join the Axis as it would relieve them somewhat in the East, and in Africa, but the turks didn't want to challenge the UK.
@@admontblanc inono would have never joined the axis thats a fact, anyone knowing how the turkish leadership thinked at that time, knows that turkey would have never joined the axis
I remember doing this scenario and it was going well as I used medium tanks to push the allies out of Normandy, but the French troops kept spawning ontop of Normandy so I had to keep a large army there. It made me lose a lot faster.
I did it extreme hard mode and it was suprisingly easy beacouse they reworked it to the point where its not even a challange. Like orher scenarios got way too easy the dday scenario used to be a way way bigger challagne that's now. They need to rework it once again for the reason that as it is now obtaining final victory is not hard anymore
I've been watching a bunch of your vids lately and was hoping that the Oman-joke pops up somewhere. Now I'm content. Perfection: Throw some altars in there
Romania switching side is historically accurate. You should've known if you're even somewhat interested in ww2 history. Also Bulgaria switched sides too.
With Dankus' hindsight Germany may have dealt more damage and lasted longer, but it'd still lose, and that's only if Dankus doesn't get arrested or killed or something
dankus would have some hindsight but he knows way too little about actual military strategies and the situation of germany other than what's shown in hoi4 so i'm very doubtful it would matter even if he was believed
@@y_kazz3263 why? Just make a good width template, use research slots for actually useful stuff, spend political power wisely and war will almost win itself.
D-Day attacking the beaches is one thing. He dealt with that. But then the French AI just started teleporting event-spawned division stacks into coastal tiles without naval invasion penalties against the defending units.
"Mom can we have TommyKay?"
"We have TommyKay at home."
-Dankus
he's making me cringe so hard
Meanwhile Tommykay at home , where’s the megacampaign Dommy?
dead meme even by aversage dankus fan's standards
@@alicedog368 This Dankus guy is so cringe
no@@ruvaakk
I love how he is slowly turning german.
Where is dankus from? I thought he was german
@@ac3clawx501 he is from swedistan
@@cachiporra7 islamic republic of schwedistan
@@asnea7268 cringe
@@ac3clawx501 He is sweden
27:23
Kinda sad that dankus didn’t realize that the scripted peaces in endsieg actually take a few days to happen.
hope that endsieg mod will actually have a text in the events to let the player know of the scripted peace deal
@@user-fi4wn3te8v it does you can see it in the video
@@user-fi4wn3te8v Did you not read the event at the end of the video? I don't know if dankus is like this all the time but he constantly misses crucial information, probably because of his stream, but still
@@user-fi4wn3te8v It does. Dankus just didn't pay attention. It specifically said you'll initially lose territory, but need to let the game run for a few days for the scripted deals to give conquered territory back to you.
27:40 #DankusOutOfContext
9:25 naval invading with paratroopers. Based AI
Tommy: “1944 endsieg is impossible to do without exploits” Dankus: “Man Alta whas es this”
I think he said 1945 endsieg, not 1944 endsieg
@@dba2k15 it… it says 1944 in the thumbnail…
first of all tommy tried the later 1944 starting date, this one is quite easier in that regard, second tommy mentioned that 1945 is impossible duo to some spirits giving you so low of an org to actualy be successful at anything
Man Alter was ist das
@@evanmedi6144 1945 is possible tho
Hi Dankus, I am the guy who scripted all the historical OOBs for the 1943, 1944 (both) and 1945 scenarios! Glad you are sponsoring my work! :)
Great mod!
you did a great job, it was fun to see him save Germany
Thanks man!!
Fr?
PLS UPDATE ITS BEEN 3 YEARS
Nobody:
Dankus: says man alta every 3 milliseconds
I usually do the same and I'm german
In german its „alter“
What does it mean.?
IT means dude, Old Buddy. Friend or sth like that
I cannot stand listening to him for precisely this reason
"So you tellin' me you know german?"
"Yes, i know german. Only 3 words but i'm sure if i repeat them over and over it will work fine"
5:15 Actual footage of OKW reaction upon hearing news of Romania caving in to the soviets circa 1944
Also Hitlers reaction to the encirclement of the 2nd 6th Army in Bessarabia.
"Weahh mamma mia!"
1k subs MLP mod
whats MLP
@@DankusMemecus Martin Luther Ping
@@DankusMemecus equestria at war
PLEASE do this
@@DankusMemecus
Equestria at War
when he deleted those experienced tanks, I felt that in my soul
17:22 when your division is more soviet than german
Xd
if i hear him say alta one more time im going scratch my eyeballs out
Damn I thought that 3.8k hours was a lot
it is, though i feel badly having like 700 lol
I have just started playing the game, have 150 h and only playes sweden for some reason
@@mrrandommeme63 sweden is really fun ngl
Turkey declared war on axis on February, 1945. Educate yourself dancus (just kidding)
Its a stupid forced event, Turkey wouldn't join war if Germany was like that IRL, they joined war for UN
@@kebabseverim3364 Yep.They migh have even joined axis to take south east caucasus maybe?
@@SoVega301 Hitler actually wanted Turkey to join the Axis as it would relieve them somewhat in the East, and in Africa, but the turks didn't want to challenge the UK.
@@admontblanc inono would have never joined the axis thats a fact, anyone knowing how the turkish leadership thinked at that time, knows that turkey would have never joined the axis
Meanwhile I have 2000 hours and sometimes still lose in a normal single player game with the max difficulty
noob XD
this content often includes cheese, so don't worry
IRL Germany: im too weak
Hoi4 Germany: UNLIMITED POWAHH111!!!!!!!!!!!!
for real
11:20 Has 6000 hrs in HoI 4, but doesnt know that cities give you supply
I could swear i have seen some random ass AI encirclements get supply even without any cities at all.
No supply is brought from capital cities I think
But knows that you know, supply comes from capital
@@eli8922 yes, but i think cities also produce a small amount as well
@@ThePuma1707 i agree
24:00 wow Germany choosing to go around the fortifications, where have I seen that before
So Dankus, 1944 is pretty easy, but would you try 1945 scenario? Because I ran out of ideas how to beat that scenario
I was Really close but battle planed and fucked it up. U gotta be incredibly Lucky but it is possible
@@softerb4298 I only made it to 1946, capped GB but got fucked
@@jayzet8893 u gotta try like 150 Times and at that point just go outside
@@softerb4298 u mean "take a shower" focus? Nah) xD
@@jayzet8893 then it is the "social skills" focus and then the "atractive" focus but that one is really hard. Then the girlfriend focus
Have lots of divisions but others have way more and, they are bad templates or low org and supply.
when he says alta i felt that
true wtf can we get an alta counter
27:16
*Gets card, doesn't read that it says it will take a little bit for land transfers to register*
Everyone else: NO, YOU CAN’T BEAT THE 1944 STARTDATE!!!
Dankus: are you sure about that?
That $B remix goes way harder than it has the right to lmao
I am simple man, i see Dankus playing hoi4, i click!
Tommy: 1945 is impossible without exploits
Dankus: hold my political power
its crazy watching this 3 years later and seeing how easy endsieg was
Me watching dankus delete his tanks and mech: *cries in counterattack*
The map mod for the graphics is called Hybrid Map Mod, I too spent hours trying to find it
holy shit thanks man. spent hours trying to fucking figure this out
The legend itself dealing with the "Final Victory" mod.
Alternative title:
"Endsieg but i have no life"
OTToman eMPire is cOMing back! WaAke up dankus, waaake up dankus, waaake up.
Dankus tired is very amusing, nothing more relaxing then angry Swedish shouting
my little brother said you are dancus markus
Should have went for 1945
Yeah this was way too easy I can beat this with 1,000 hours
@@robberbarron7602 yeah i beat this with 200 hours
According to the Devs, 45 is impossible without some serious exploiting and cheesing. December 44 is doable though.
@@LiterallyMe91 45 is not inpossible there is a guy on youtube who complwtwd it
@Dwayne Rockersfield what do you mean 1 week ago is old?
Is interesting to see a Ikea Man slowly turning into a german.
I remember doing this scenario and it was going well as I used medium tanks to push the allies out of Normandy, but the French troops kept spawning ontop of Normandy so I had to keep a large army there. It made me lose a lot faster.
Take a shot every time the mic gets bass boosted
Every time he says ‘alta’, you’ll be hospitalized within minutes
Why the hell does he go "alta" every 5 seconds
it gets annoying
dankus gameplay is just if steiner attack happens
Allies after doing 4747374838472938th D-day and still looses: no woreies lads, lets try again! Surely this time will be successful!
"Why do all these bad things keep happening to Germany in 1944???"
Take a shot every time this guy says "Alter"
Alter generator simulator 2023
me whe, me whe Dankus fr uploads at 2 am
I mean.. the video editing is just top tier
well someone has to say it, only 6,000 hours?
I like this content a lot. You should start doing single player story mods like Tommy. You would probably be much better than him 🤣
I wish there were scenarios like this in vanilla
24:15 When Japan AI has more game impact than Japan player in MP
Steiner’s attack was a success
This commentary is what I imagine Bitler was like every time his generals showed him a map of Europe every day passed 1942
Do 1945 start date
@Polandball no it's not
@Polandball actually i saw a guy doing it
I did it extreme hard mode and it was suprisingly easy beacouse they reworked it to the point where its not even a challange. Like orher scenarios got way too easy the dday scenario used to be a way way bigger challagne that's now. They need to rework it once again for the reason that as it is now obtaining final victory is not hard anymore
@Polandball its not impossible its just a lot of micro
@Polandball i have completed it on max difficulty without exploits so it is possible
Me having played this, wondering how the hell he got so many guns.
Now the next harder one please
Germany tutorial when
I've been watching a bunch of your vids lately and was hoping that the Oman-joke pops up somewhere. Now I'm content. Perfection: Throw some altars in there
25:22 Hitler's Stalingrad revenge
This is what would happen if Fuhrer knew how to ESport.
this man did it
Its not even hard anyone can beat summer 1944
@@robberbarron7602 i am aware, its only that its annoying and boring to wait for it
He didn't know that Norway was splited between usa and finland
Dankus has computer stronger than most computers but can't afford a good microphone
You get events after you win first it does a white peace then you get a lot of reichskomiwsarits and land
So i just need to multiply my hours played by a factor of 10 to finally be decent at hoi.... Got it
Well you did better than we did in real life
You should try again
dude hitler should've followed this easy and simple tutorial
Romania switching side is historically accurate. You should've known if you're even somewhat interested in ww2 history. Also Bulgaria switched sides too.
And Finland
Pov steiner counterattack arrived
I like how they had $uicideboys in the vid don’t usually hear them
If we ever get time travel, what would happen if we taught Dankus German and sent him back to 1941?
With Dankus' hindsight Germany may have dealt more damage and lasted longer, but it'd still lose, and that's only if Dankus doesn't get arrested or killed or something
dankus would have some hindsight but he knows way too little about actual military strategies and the situation of germany other than what's shown in hoi4 so i'm very doubtful it would matter even if he was believed
@@Theo-vn9hm Dankus gets arrested by the SS for doubting Steiner’s counterattack (1945 colorized)
@@y_kazz3263 why? Just make a good width template, use research slots for actually useful stuff, spend political power wisely and war will almost win itself.
@@ac4694 lul
Yo whats that banger playlist he’s using
Endsieg but i have 105 hours. *Dies*
D-days.
makes medium tanks "for speed"
puts heavy tank in div hmmm
he has learned the german words from tommy i see
Can you link your playlist, These songs are dope
Why on earth is Fritz Todt available as an adviser? He died in 42...
nice vid. Try the other 1944
Dankus play the other 1944 scenario.
I think its funny that tommy flamed you for bring a bad japan but he completely failed at endsieg
Tommy is a sad 30 y.o loser anyway
@@St3v3NWL And now imagine that you are still 5 levels below him.
@@holybased5039 5 levels of what? Lmao. That guy only rants about how he is going to smack some childeren calling him Ed sheeran kek
@@St3v3NWL I don’t care about tommy but Someone calling a pretty decently successful streamer a 30 yo loser is hardcore projecting. Have a nice life
@@holybased5039 You do care, otherwise you wouldn't reply.
1:03 song remix ?
song at 25:20?
Has this guy ever heard about D-Day¿? the facking MILLION troops the allies sent in¿? HAHAHAHAHA
D-Day attacking the beaches is one thing. He dealt with that. But then the French AI just started teleporting event-spawned division stacks into coastal tiles without naval invasion penalties against the defending units.
alter count: 400000000x
you will be given 100$ for every time dankus says what is that b*llsh*t
you saying ALTER made me confused.
I'm 1 minute in but if I here Dankus said Alta again i'm leaving
Bye bye
can you please link me the Lennard ping mod
Initial d fan who also likes hoi4??
you should try out the later 45 start date
23:22 whats the song called?
ruclips.net/video/V775PPuBc7Y/видео.html
@@Spsz6000 thx m8!
23:37 what is the song playing, please I have to know
when i try to play endsieg the game crashes
Your frontlines against russia were just Barbarossa and Fall Blau 2.0
How did you snake your troops like that to where ever you click they go and follow that path?
You hold shift.
why wasnt dankus hitler?
Der Führer Bunker Moment
i think alta means drunk or something but i swear its just as good as Fuck lol Cheers for the good vid :-)
The german word „alter“ (which he is saying)has different meanings : 1. =age 2. sth like „dude“, in dankus‘ case sth like „c‘mon dude wtf is this?!“
Its the german equivalent of saying DUDE
What modd are you using for the map, the terran plz ?
Hybrid Map Mod
Did you know Alta is the word: tall, in spanish but feminine; alto: masculine/Alta: feminine.
From where you were having full fuel