Just for my kids C O C K A N D B A L L T O T U R E very educational and nourishs my child. As a fellow parent I hate for my child not to know C O C K A N D B A L L T O T U R E. parent approved
Imagine having to go to work tomorrow but your vampire roommate wakes you up in the middle of the night to go drink blood from local elderly drug dealer and kick over her trashcan but at least you took a shower at her place so it’s all good
I was born too late to explore the world Too early to explore the universe But i was born at exactly the right time to watch Dio pissing into a Warp Pipe
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang! Hey!
Garfield eating Weedzza on the warp pipe toilet and then sitting on the pizza box throne and falling asleep with the radio blaring, is the summation of all Joel streams.
A man based off of a man based off of Hulk Hogan dancing off-time to a remix of the Wikipedia audio reading of CBT is the last thing I expected to witness today
Ian C. The funnier part is that a straight man is someone who’s fed up with shenanigans and just wants to go home/has no idea how they got into their situation.
in my headcanon, garfield is learning how to mix drinks is an attempt to turn the alcoholism he got from hanging around bogan and dio too much into some sort of positive
I like to believe Garfield died and Jon was so taken about this he decided to change his name to Garfield and made an outfit that resembles Garfield. He only takes it off to bathe and go to work, because no one would hire a giant cat.
It's more of a Dr. Jeckal and Mr. Hyde kinda thing. Jon turns into Garfield when he hates his life. Although the rare times he is happy, he turns into Jon
I feel like bogan is slowly slipping into depression because he keeps getting progressively sadder each stream. So, I propose a new idea, a therapist. Bogan's life matters. I can't stand to see him sad. #BOGANSLIFEMATTERS
1:44:40 y'know that woman is actually Bogan's boss so it's bizzare he's lying to her about his career (Edit): Oh, and also “Bill Gates” is (more like was) her husband. Good job, Joel.
@Qimodis I mean you can look at the views. Very popular i'd say. It kind of means each stream has to top each other otherwise people will start thinking it's fillers.
Who knew the sexual tension between Garfield and Wario had been mounting this whole time? All Garfield had to do was ask a simple question and Wario couldn't resist! What a quality stream
That "tree house" is quite an abomination. No shower and you have to walk all the way back down the stairs just to wash the dishes in the sink that's outside.
"We should add Kira" Haven't you noticed? Garfield is already Kira. The most average guy in the house, flying under the radar. He works a normal job, comes home to relax and eat dinner and doesn't go out making a big scene like the others. He wants to live a quiet and peaceful life. He also has "serial killer" in his quirks.
That cut-off at the end of the video when Joel was saying "poo-poo pee-pee" really was the cherry on top of the video. Plus, that life-advice was really solid.
@@Truthnowornothingthe only thing stopping them from killing each other is the will of their cruel and mischievous god. They will not jump on the bed.
3:17:00 "Bro since we just moved into this neighborhood, I'm gonna go see who our new neighbors are." Funky Kong says to his new roommate, Bonzi Buddy. He decides to go visit the house to the left of his, since the one to the right is abandoned, as he approaches the front door, he notices that it looks rather strange, with the creepy statue, the marijuana plant and the toilet outside, but he enters the house anyway. As he opens the door preparing to greet his new neighbors, he sees an orange cat shitposting on a computer in front of him, along with being blasted with the screams of the eternally damned paired with mario 64 slide music, Funky regrets his decisions and decides to go home immediately and never come back.
As soon as Peanut is out of frame, I forget about it. So every time Joel cuts to the front door/towards the road, I have a horrible gut reaction to seeing a Scp in the sims engine.
Stand power: Liquid Bogan can destroy any household item by interacting with it. However, it can repair the items destroyed by itself to a condition significantly greater than the original. Liquid Bogan can also convince anyone to dance with it. The stand however cannot appear during the day, and will only manifest when the user is at home between the hours of 11PM to 4AM
![Vinesauce Animated: Joel in the Big Meme House [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sjoqb6jMItw/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction](/img/1.gif)
Garfield isn't a man in a cat suit -
He is a cat; he just dresses up as a man for work.
suresren and he cleans the man suit in the shower
garfield is trans species in this canon
LIKE THIS GET IT UP
He is literally the opposite of a Furry
The lasagna cat blends in with HOOMANS for the paper currency for the vampire and scary muscle man
Joel: what about kids radio!
Kids Radio: ＣＯＣＫ ＡＮＤ ＢＡＬＬ ＴＯＲＴＵＲＥ
F R O M W I K I P E D I A , T H E F R E E E N C Y C L O P E D I A
Just for my kids C O C K A N D B A L L T O T U R E very educational and nourishs my child. As a fellow parent I hate for my child not to know C O C K A N D B A L L T O T U R E. parent approved
I was drinking pepsi when that happened and i had to try my absolute hardest to not spit it all over my new comforter
Nothing like teaching them early!
Ah yes! My favorite nursery rhyme, C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E
Imagine having to go to work tomorrow but your vampire roommate wakes you up in the middle of the night to go drink blood from local elderly drug dealer and kick over her trashcan but at least you took a shower at her place so it’s all good
That's an adventure
Damian Kordun what a *bizarre* adventure
Has a persona picture and people are talking about jjba boi
@@milliethecoyote It's Digital Devil Saga bud
@@Shrigmaxxing I like Persona
how is Bogan's face able to convey every emotion at once
He is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a blonde mullet
Edward Carnby I believe you mean blond. (Blond/blonde is one of the only remaining gendered words in English; blond is male while blonde is female.)
And simultaneously none at all
@@pikksen7905 *DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER*
Sir Dankleberry *......*
I was born too late to explore the world
Too early to explore the universe
But i was born at exactly the right time to watch Dio pissing into a Warp Pipe
Same here buster even the right time to see bonzi buddy slowly become a tyrannical overlord of the dark world
I like how Joel avoids doing any romance in the game because he knows really weird fan arts will pop up if he does so
You must have missed the end parts lol
I just had to have the 69th, dude.
Edit: It's the closest I can get to the real thing.
Dank Conspiracy Nut, he never said that Joel was successful at keeping people from making weird fan arts anyway. 😂
And then Jill and Nemesis became a happy couple...not that I'm complaining
R.i.p your perfect 669 I just turned it into 670 then disliked it to repair it to reborn it through shamen drugs
Joel: "We never got the grill!"
Also Joel: *buys 3k(moneys) of weed*
@Vampire Queen Aly worth it
I've seen the option to steal Sims' money. Bogan could always steal their cash after Dio succs them.
@@SmaMan That sounds wrong af
@@CheeseWeegee but also practical
@Joe's Gaming me as well
Old Joel: Haha, let's make Mario and Luigi have a satanic baby!
Now: Dude, stop showering, that's gross.
Now it is "Dr Phil is freestyling in middle of rain on a lonely Nevada road. There is no one around him."
While most sitcoms have their "Bazinga"s or whatever this has the wonderful joke of Dio just kicking trashcans.
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!
👀
Joel's catchphrase seems to be "tell you what"
@@arctorusmedia "hahahhhahaha Alright." (C)
And 173 being contained by a gnome
6:27 Joel constantly forgetting DIO's a vampire in true Araki style
*sad wry noises*
This series puts a whole new spin on "High Dio".
"最高 に high て やつ だ" - DIO, this entire stream
Capriccio the Spoon I can hear this and i don’t even know japanese
Bruh, same.
Aw man I was the 667th like, I ruined it
I love it when Joel whistles innocently before doing morally questionable actions
K. *“innocently”*
Same
Lol *"innocently"*
Day 3 and joel still hasn't noticed "electronic farts" on the start screen
*Where.*
@Star Platinum owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa owa UWU
@@junothelazywolf6346 disoc cicom ndijng
I always think to myself 'the last episode can't be topped' and I am always mistaken. The meme house is a gift that keeps giving.
Yeah but the second one had more weedza
Yup same here
I literally almost died when the radio said "COCK AND BALL TORTURE".
hello friend
Holy crap Maja Draws you make some really good art! It's always nice to see skilled artists who also like Vinesauce~
Garfield eating Weedzza on the warp pipe toilet and then sitting on the pizza box throne and falling asleep with the radio blaring, is the summation of all Joel streams.
not to mention the weedza was spoiled and rotten
Why did I read "sitting" as _"Shitting"_
A man based off of a man based off of Hulk Hogan dancing off-time to a remix of the Wikipedia audio reading of CBT is the last thing I expected to witness today
Life is a beautiful thing sometimes.
You should know better by now. This is the internet, after all.
After barfing
You know its a weird series when garfield is the straight man
The funniest part is, he's the only canonically gay one in the meme house
Ian C. The funnier part is that a straight man is someone who’s fed up with shenanigans and just wants to go home/has no idea how they got into their situation.
@@AtlasPyro exactly
@@AtlasPyro I know... That's why it's so funny that the straight man is a gay man.
I mean, garfield did kill a man
"Garfield is feeling lonely"
*forces Garfield to work all the time*
*forces Garfield to sit at home all the time*
I wonder why
Dio is slowly become the main character of the anime
@Velha do Papá *Bulk*
Joel: I don’t wanna cheat, I want to earn money properly.
Also Joel: *Steals money from everyone.*
Still more legal than asking the mother for her load
I-I meant lode
Can i join?
I mean.. that's per game mechanic. Doing Motherlode would make it too easy.
Th-thats not how everyone else makes money
he steals moola suddenly, haha
1:11:32 Dio experiences the full range of human emotion in two seconds.
And now you know how the emotion system is somewhat broken
Dead
It was actually 9 seconds from his perspective
in my headcanon, garfield is learning how to mix drinks is an attempt to turn the alcoholism he got from hanging around bogan and dio too much into some sort of positive
Dio Delphine's Coffin Water "For all of you thirsty Joestars"
Jonathan : *I TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
@@Truthnowornothing *pucci:
This is Joel's equivalent of what Tomodachi was with Vinny. I'm calling it.
...
Also if Bulk marries that one chick we'll get a canon Bogan Jr.
Bulk Broke Jr when
We need this, I want to see little Bogans causing chaos and mayhem.
I wish it was a tiny bit less forced though
Son of Bogan
Imagine if Joel played Tomodachi Life...
Ok when Funky visited the Meme House and they were blasting the fucking magic missile that was a moment of true comedy and it can never be topped
Anybody else ready for Kira to try living a quiet life with Killer Queen, and then Dio starts shitposting to him online and kicking over his trashcan?
yes
It didn't turn out to be that way
☠️
I like to believe Garfield died and Jon was so taken about this he decided to change his name to Garfield and made an outfit that resembles Garfield. He only takes it off to bathe and go to work, because no one would hire a giant cat.
Also, I accept this as cannon too.
That’s JonTron.
@@AtomekKotalke *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH*
This is so fucking dark lmao love it
It's the only explanation!
_Will Dio be able to continue playing UNO by himself? Find out on the next episode of Simson Ball Z._
@@tuxedomollusk *dude stop spoiling*
Simpson ball
I honestly love seeing these characters delve further into their drug-fueled murderous rampage.
"I thought vampire town would be cool, full of pentagrams and skeletons and stuff, but like vampire town is just stuff like- Pigeons."
At least he has an infinite supply of MELK
@@APCDraw He needs Wesker to harvest the milk properly, he's the only one who knows the... uh, special techniques.
Garfield : hey dont spent the money to something stupid. We need to get the grill
Dio&Bogan : ok
Also Dio&Bogan : snord speedo weedo
You should have put " snord speedo weedo
@@jenniferabner8608 damn they edited the comment just for you many months after
I like how literally everyone dio has met hates dio. Understandable
I had a stroke reading that
Fun fact. That megalovania is a version that switches the 2nd and 4th beats. It’s official name is “NUTDEALER” as this is an anagram of UNDERTALE.
NUTDEALER THATS HILARIOUS
I am not a male prostitute, I am a nut dealer.
I deal nut
The ghost nooted
that art in the beginning is absolutely incredible!
Ikr!!
Ikr! It reminds me of the telltale art style
I legit got jumpscared seeing it when I started this episode again on Monday earlier this week.
I love how at the end of the day Joel doesn’t loose sight of ultimate goal.. the grill.
Garfield basically goes to work as a normal person and then comes home and wears a fursuit
It's more of a Dr. Jeckal and Mr. Hyde kinda thing. Jon turns into Garfield when he hates his life. Although the rare times he is happy, he turns into Jon
Garfield goes to work in a HUMAN suit, and has to wash off the stains.
No, Garfield is forced into the body of a cat until he has to go to work or bathe.
This is just turning into Phantom Blood reenactment and I love it!
I feel like bogan is slowly slipping into depression because he keeps getting progressively sadder each stream. So, I propose a new idea, a therapist. Bogan's life matters. I can't stand to see him sad. #BOGANSLIFEMATTERS
Can we donate to the cause
Donation for Smook Jublie from ultra instinct shaggy BOI one like #BOGANSLIFEMATTERS
*BoganLivesMatter*
#BOGANSLIFEMATTERS
#BOGANSLIFEMATTERS
I like that as soon as Joel said "undress" Dio became flirty.
1:44:40 y'know that woman is actually Bogan's boss so it's bizzare he's lying to her about his career
(Edit): Oh, and also “Bill Gates” is (more like was) her husband. Good job, Joel.
@@UpsilonNova *4d backgammon
4D Uno
@@Blattella 4D Guess Who
8-D Chutes and Ladders
how do you know?
Joel, I know you got your weedza, but are you still waiting on your pizza delivery?
Yeah that's what I'm wondering
Never ending Pizza Delivery
The crusaders are bringing it give them about 50 days
It’s not delivery, it’s delayed!
@@MahouPoint It's Digiorno, and the delivery guy didn't reach the truth
This is shot like an MGSV cutscene
Angeloder GYRO
Gyro i know we have to win the race but Jesus told me we need to kill the president
@@gabrielreda does it have something to do with your legs?
So liquid bogan is basically bulk's stand at this point?
no he's the house maid didn't you read the manga?
Bulks stando is tied to the house. Utility long-ranged automatic stando that helps to keep the household maintained so Bulk has more time for gains.
「REAL AMERICAN」
@@BorbMcGorb [MUSCLE MUSEUM]
[VAPOR BOGAN]
“what’s wrong with dio he’s always crying and screaming and then he’s just like hahaha i’m dio” isn’t that just normal dio tho
i swear the sims streams are as hyped as the movie maker streams
@Qimodis I mean you can look at the views. Very popular i'd say. It kind of means each stream has to top each other otherwise people will start thinking it's fillers.
"im the closest to bulk"
thats a hate meter, joel. bulk hates dios guts.
2:21:25
*_o h_*
26:24 CBT tops any highlight
Can you give a link to this please?
@@Walter22ru And a link to the full experience
ruclips.net/video/S7rM1zmCj1M/видео.html
37:53
Joel : **Commits mass Genocide**
Grim Reaper : can you not
"Are you a person, or are you a vampire?"
Wow, Joel. Wow.
for him its mostly 5am in the morning so that appears to be normal
6:18
Dio died after an intense battle against Jotaro [X] [X] [X]
Dio almost died because he can't wait to invite Wario to listen to his favorite bop
Joel losing his shit while Bogan dances to the CBT audio experience was magical.
Best part 'bout this house, someone made a sitcom intro for it.
Then Wario barges in like Kramer.
Link please?
I also made one.
I just finished part 2, was sad that it's over and there is no part 3.
*Joel uploads part 3 right after*
Thank god!
But this is Part 3...
Since this is sims 4, we could probably get part 4
The new Mortal Kombat 11 Joker looks like the Sims Dio.
No he looks like Connor from Detroit: become human vegetable.
Dio taking a piss in a warp pipe is not an image I thought would exist, or laugh at, but it's amazing.
that image that you opened with made me realize:
each of them is a deadly sin or two.
Dio: Pride
Bulk: Wrath
Garfield: Gluttony, Sloth
@Qimodis Thanks, I always merge those two in my head lol.
Garfield is the hardest working of the three, he is not sloth.
This is now my headcanon regarding what DIO was doing in between his meetings with Pucci and before Part 3
"Do you believe in cbt?"
everytime i see garfield take a shower :
It was HUGE jackman all along !!!
Who knew the sexual tension between Garfield and Wario had been mounting this whole time? All Garfield had to do was ask a simple question and Wario couldn't resist! What a quality stream
That "tree house" is quite an abomination. No shower and you have to walk all the way back down the stairs just to wash the dishes in the sink that's outside.
That’s the point. This treehouse was made by Joel. It’s supposed to be impractical and sadistic.
It's a pretty neat house, all things considered
The most infuriating part is with a few simple fixes it could be abonimable yet functional.
Funky Kong walks into the house
One second passes
Funky Kong will never set foot on that cursed ground again
Castlevania season 2 (2018)
What a horrible night to have a cursed Stream.
"We should add Kira"
Haven't you noticed? Garfield is already Kira. The most average guy in the house, flying under the radar. He works a normal job, comes home to relax and eat dinner and doesn't go out making a big scene like the others. He wants to live a quiet and peaceful life. He also has "serial killer" in his quirks.
Ontop of this, I noticed he keeps having thought and speech bubbles of explosions.
C O C K
A N D
B A L L
T O R T U R E
I want my gravestone to say "lmao who dis"
4 hours of sims 4 meme house. I'm in heaven.
This stream is made in heaven
Just a little closer to heaven.
Your heaven is hell for Mista
Swedish man with dementia forgets vampires can't go out in the sun.
56:20
No, I told you to EXORCISE the ghost!
3:32:26 I’m looking forward to the surge of Garfield x Wario rule 34 that will come from this.
Waluigi gonna be so jealouse
26:44 Bulk Bogan whipping a fat nay-nay while this dude was puking on him made me fart my soul out.
46:30 yo when Joel was talking it was actually in sync with Dio.
Holy shit, man. It really does!
I noticed this too.
Johnny Zest should be made into a knockoff Jonathan Joestar.
Cripple him and rename him Johnny Joestar ez
Yeah but... DIO is using Jonathan body. Good idea though maybe he could be Johnny Joestar.
@@Sarge327 definetely Johnny Joestar haha
I think Johnny Zest is knockoff Johnny Test. Look at him! He’s totally crack that whip test!
But he has no MUS-CLES.
I find it funny that Johnny's the one that gets bullied 24/7, they guy that was already disowned. Man's living a horrible life.
Really wish he'd make bulk a super villian, the animation for transforming is mental
That cut-off at the end of the video when Joel was saying "poo-poo pee-pee" really was the cherry on top of the video.
Plus, that life-advice was really solid.
Dio became the maid, Garfielf is the passive aggressive and Bogan is the head of the family.
I’m totally invested in bogan’s love life with the Megane chick from the gym. They’re the OTP.
Im shopping bogan x dio
@@Truthnowornothingthe only thing stopping them from killing each other is the will of their cruel and mischievous god. They will not jump on the bed.
3:17:00
"Bro since we just moved into this neighborhood, I'm gonna go see who our new neighbors are." Funky Kong says to his new roommate, Bonzi Buddy. He decides to go visit the house to the left of his, since the one to the right is abandoned, as he approaches the front door, he notices that it looks rather strange, with the creepy statue, the marijuana plant and the toilet outside, but he enters the house anyway. As he opens the door preparing to greet his new neighbors, he sees an orange cat shitposting on a computer in front of him, along with being blasted with the screams of the eternally damned paired with mario 64 slide music, Funky regrets his decisions and decides to go home immediately and never come back.
I'm both scared and excited to see what will be next
4 hours, well shit I wasn't planning on sleeping
As soon as Peanut is out of frame, I forget about it. So every time Joel cuts to the front door/towards the road, I have a horrible gut reaction to seeing a Scp in the sims engine.
Mansion Vampire: Mr Bogan, I don't feel so good.
Bogan: You're alright, bro.
Bogan: *proceeds to take over the mansion*
Nice profile pic
Dio straight up snapped the guy out of existence by just giving him a death stare.
The vampire isn't angry she's probably come to thank you for killing Vlad lmao.
for the love of god joel PLEASE keep doing these, these are the best streams you have ever done
Johnny exists solely as a resource just to be infested by the infamous Bogan household.
Stand User: Bulk Bogan
Stand Name: Liquid Bogan
Stand power: Liquid Bogan can destroy any household item by interacting with it. However, it can repair the items destroyed by itself to a condition significantly greater than the original.
Liquid Bogan can also convince anyone to dance with it.
The stand however cannot appear during the day, and will only manifest when the user is at home between the hours of 11PM to 4AM
Make DIO's dark form The World.
OH SHIT YEAH
omfg the Dk house is so cozy, actually makes you wanna live there
We all need Funky in our lives.
I want an eldritch jungle house to pop up in my town too.
DIO should buy the vet clinic
Then he would have a... Pet shop
26:19 Joel: What about kids radio! Any bops?
𝑪 𝑶 𝑪 𝑲 𝑨 𝑵 𝑫 𝑩 𝑨 𝑳 𝑳 𝑻 𝑶 𝑼 𝑹 𝑻 𝑼 𝑹 𝑬
Listen, you MUST put Kira on your neighborhood, because a person from Morioh needs to *walk like an Egyptian* one day!
1:38:58
*JOTARO KUJO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
How dare you.
Just.
How dare you.
1:01:55 🅱️ira 🅱️oshikage
Bira means beer in bulgarian
Dio achieves the greatest "high" and kills the head vampire by poofing him out of existence.
Dio pissing into a warp pipe had me in tears, these streams just keep topping themselves.
28:56 Bogan seduces neighbor to perform cbt on a cow
That song Bulk wrote, so emotional. I couldn't tell if he was about to start sobbing, or stifle a sneeze.
Johnny Johnny
Yes Dio
Come to my mansion?
No Dio
I'm so glad Wario and Garfield both finally found something to make themselves truly happy.