For everyone who's curious, here are the song names; 0:00 True my Speedwagon 0:17 What did you f***ing say about my orange 0:50 Gun READY 1:11 YES! DoDoDo☆Do Jyan 1:25 Cherry blossoms daijiken 1:38 Hello, Crusaders 2:03 Dio of Dios 2:33 Taiyou Pillar Man Chaos 2:56 Yaoaoi 3:18 Senbon villians 3:39 N bros bros bros bro 4:01 Kars Town 4:11 Hakata no Dio 4:14 Ultra bomb 4:15 Seikan calculated 4:16 You are the prince of boners 4:26 Jojo ga taosenai 4:46 Don't say "Vapor Freeze"" 5:08 Dio circulation 5:18 Platinum Star 5:30 You murderer 6:00 Natsu adventure 6:45 Help me, Esidisiiiiiiiii! 7:10 Dio stole the stone mask 7:32 Speedwagon magic 7:43 Pantiesantiesantiesantiesantiesantie 7:55 Happy new year 8:08 Real Speedwagon 8:19 Esidisi's promise 8:42 Giorno Giovanna no Requiem 8:52 Crimson Zone 9:03 Seikai Seikai Ichi! 9:14 Kars Melts 9:40 Two-faced brother 9:51 Gambling carnival 10:12 Only my chilly pepper 10:25 Hamon ⑨ Destiny 10:36 Jojo Otome yo Taishi wo Idake!! 10:41 Mmh Mmh ni Shite Ageru 10:47 Sono chi no Connect 11:09 Memeshikute Love 11:14 Double millimeter 11:20 Genesis of Vento 11:25 Buccellati's perfect language class 11:31 Invisible Overdrive 11:36 A Tale of Six Trillion Jojo's and One Dio 11:39 U.N. Owen was Dio? 11:41 Maji Speedwagon1000% 11:44 Bizarre Apple 12:05 Jojo Stage 1 12:26 Kimyō Sentai Jojoers 12:39: Sono chi no sadame Your welcome
Blue Enigma It's been over 30 years and here we are... we could've graduated, found love, gotten married, and have kids while loving JoJo for all of our years on this earth... we really have come a long way
Hey, Johnny, Johnny! This way... like that... You do it just like that... So, stay healthy... Gyro... I’m sorry... Really... Sayonara Gyro. *AAAAAAAAA!!*
I met God. He did not take the form of man, animal, or any sentient creature in the human lexicon. Instead, he took the form of a 13-minute video relating to manga juggernaut Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I marvelled at his appearance, his overwhelming presence moving me to every emotion available in the human experience. Tears streamed down my face from happiness, anger, bewilderment, sorrow, and finally fulfilment. Fulfilment in that I know why I was born at this exact time and this exact place, and what it was like to believe in a higher power. Also, it's 1 am and I'm fucking stupid.
This is advanced level shitposting, so many emotions like happines, cringe, sadness, hope etc. With som great remixing and some great moments, the villain roundoff, hayatos struggle and the jobro cellebration and the jojo rolecall at the end. 11/10 we have trully reached over heaven through this roundabout path.
The fact that a meme mashup of JJBA can carry such profound feelings of sadness and pride speaks to the legacy and humanity of this series. I really wasn't expecting to feel that strongly in a video where Dio gets CBTd with hamon but here I am lol
*Spoilers* If Stone Ocean's anime is made someday, I hope that DP makes something like 6:22 when universe is reseting, manga or anime style. It would be so freaking awesome.
I personally imagine Araki sitting in a swivel chair, feline friend in his lap, nodding his head in silent approval. Holding his tears the whole way through.
It's time for my yearly viewing of this masterpiece. Watching this video on and only on New Year as the first RUclips video I watch is a good luck tradition.
It's always interesting to guess which scenes in Jojo will be the most anticipated when animated. Part 4 had the boner scene, Part 5's dance was easily the most anxiously awaited for animation. But, I really think Part 7's animation will need to deliver huge on Gyro's death and it's 100% due to this video. Like, they better just go ahead an license the Natsukage song in advance and get ready to show flashbacks at least of all 6 parts...ya'll it's gonna be amazing to see it, don't let us down David Production!
Read that part once more. The reason was not revealed until Josuke vs Rohan, and this quote was from almost the beginning, when Josuke was fighting Jotaro.
Spoiler for Fire Emblem Fates Birthright/ Conquest: "Oy, Corrin. Corrin. Over here. If this is the way it has to be, I'm ok with that. This world...and your family...keep them safe, all right? In any case, goodbye." "A-Azura...I'm sorry...Really...I didn't think this would happen...Thank you...I can't find any other words to express it...Goodbye...Azura..."
I've come here to revisit this video since part 5 has ended and the rohan OVA "the run" isn't out yet. I'll be back here again once part 6 has ended... until then... see you later
One thing, at around 5:55 i hear one of them say "Satsujin" which means murder, but the subtitles say murderer, it's very likely that i'm wrong tho, since my knowledge of Japanese is still small, if i'm wrong someone please correct me, also at around 10:45 they say a line you wrote as Gorgeous Irin, but i think it was supposed to be Gorgeous Irene, since that's the name of another manga Araki wrote, still great video, i watch it all the time and i often find out new words watching it lol, thank you so much for subbing it. EDIT: Ok i was indeed wrong about the first part of the comment, Okuyasu says satsujinki, which does mean murderer, sorry about that.
This the Soul'd Out MAD's and the History of Jojo MAD are required reading when consuming this series. I can't accept anyone liking Jojo and never any of seeing them.
For everyone who's curious, here are the song names;
0:00 True my Speedwagon
0:17 What did you f***ing say about my orange
0:50 Gun READY
1:11 YES! DoDoDo☆Do Jyan
1:25 Cherry blossoms daijiken
1:38 Hello, Crusaders
2:03 Dio of Dios
2:33 Taiyou Pillar Man Chaos
2:56 Yaoaoi
3:18 Senbon villians
3:39 N bros bros bros bro
4:01 Kars Town
4:11 Hakata no Dio
4:14 Ultra bomb
4:15 Seikan calculated
4:16 You are the prince of boners
4:26 Jojo ga taosenai
4:46 Don't say "Vapor Freeze""
5:08 Dio circulation
5:18 Platinum Star
5:30 You murderer
6:00 Natsu adventure
6:45 Help me, Esidisiiiiiiiii!
7:10 Dio stole the stone mask
7:32 Speedwagon magic
7:43 Pantiesantiesantiesantiesantiesantie
7:55 Happy new year
8:08 Real Speedwagon
8:19 Esidisi's promise
8:42 Giorno Giovanna no Requiem
8:52 Crimson Zone
9:03 Seikai Seikai Ichi!
9:14 Kars Melts
9:40 Two-faced brother
9:51 Gambling carnival
10:12 Only my chilly pepper
10:25 Hamon ⑨ Destiny
10:36 Jojo Otome yo Taishi wo Idake!!
10:41 Mmh Mmh ni Shite Ageru
10:47 Sono chi no Connect
11:09 Memeshikute Love
11:14 Double millimeter
11:20 Genesis of Vento
11:25 Buccellati's perfect language class
11:31 Invisible Overdrive
11:36 A Tale of Six Trillion Jojo's and One Dio
11:39 U.N. Owen was Dio?
11:41 Maji Speedwagon1000%
11:44 Bizarre Apple
12:05 Jojo Stage 1
12:26 Kimyō Sentai Jojoers
12:39: Sono chi no sadame
Your welcome
I love you.
You the real mvp
Strykon I better be; it took me almost 2 hours to make that post.
What about the non-parody song names
kumikyoku.rintaun.net/wiki/Nico_Nico_Douga_Tabiemaki
I love how this alternate between the ultimate Jojo shitpost and an amazing Jojo tribute (or both)
Cringe
@@thegatorhator6822 ironic
@@thegatorhator6822 nothing cringe about this really,in 2015 this is comedy
@@TheFilosopher it's very cringe to call this a shitpost lmao
@@thegatorhator6822 yea because this is 2015 and it's made in japan,what do you expect the humor they would have? Reddit humor?
5:30 Prepare to cry
5:55 are you ready?
6:00 Cryyyyyy!!! cry a lot!
What the song for the 5:30 part
@@senko-san6048 what abt 6:00-
Thx I'm looking for this scene
Came for 6:00-6:45, Feel Ball Run mixed with all other parts was beautiful
Jonny Uppercut How far we've gone
The life of the jobros are never easy. :(
Blue Enigma
It's been over 30 years and here we are... we could've graduated, found love, gotten married, and have kids while loving JoJo for all of our years on this earth... we really have come a long way
Every JoJo even George (Except Joseph) have a sad and cruel life but at least they have badass Death.
Josuke?
Which one?
You know :/
The part where Gyro's ghost talks to Gyro always hits me hard.
he talks to himself?
The Amazing Mango Man what
Yes, I was talking to myself.
gyro fuckinf dies and talks to himself
Gyro is such a dumbass LOL
Oh this is a fun video!
> 6:03
F-fuck man....
And the part where he screams in pain
Oof
@@jonathanjoestar863 yeah
hits hard man...
6:01
Doing a school project where we make a website, and if u click a picture, it sends you here.
html5 ? you're doing life right
tech It
Beautiful
... did it work?
The world needs to know
I like the way the "Hontoni Sayonara" at 6:18 flows with the piano.
Perfect timing ikr
6:00 Was so painful on the heartstrings :,(
MY HEART
oh.....oh my heart......it hurts me .......oh my heart * falls to the ground*
Gyro:
Oi Johnny.. Johnny~
Kocchi da
Sou iyu koto nara
Sou iyu koto de iinda
Ja.. Genki da na
Johnny:
Gyro..
Tsumanai
Hontou ni
Sayonara, Gyro
Hey, Johnny, Johnny! This way... like that... You do it just like that... So, stay healthy...
Gyro... I’m sorry... Really... Sayonara Gyro.
*AAAAAAAAA!!*
every man comes back when was happy (i usually listen to this video ALL THE TIME)
The yaranaika part gets me everytime lol
And when Gyro starts going "Johnny... Johnny..." the feels always get me too
I feel the exact same about Gyro and Johnny, it brought a tear to my eye when I watched it for the first time
+jake mandersloot can you tell me wat gyro says about the tennis ball in Japanese plz?
It's something like "There's no way to know on which side a tennis ball that hits the net will fall"
"If this is fate, I accept it
I almost had a Sheer Heart Attack laughting with the "I can't defeat the Joestars" song by Dio.
+NataliaNeeSama So you almost had no weaknesses?
UnlikeSuika
Maybe my only weakness is really funny things. =P
+NataliaNeeSama I like how it ended... "RoaDire Roller!!!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The background music from 3:20 to 3:40 seems familiar, can I get the title of that song used?
i think it is called "Senbonzakura"
Ok, but the delivery of Jolyne's 'You're the hope' line made me tear up.
8 years later and it hits twice as hard now.
6:01 to 6:45 and 11:44 to 12:07 has to be easily be the most beautiful parts of this hands down
3:18 to 3:37 too
Is that tears?
@@alephnull423 6:01 was the sad one....
Damn it’s already been a year?
5:30
I watch it all day. Every day. All day. Every day...
Necrom 666 All day
Necrom 666 You are on the path of salvation.
You misspelled *H E A V E N*
Help my God me too
Endlessly... the power of golden experience requiem
Watching this right after watching the end of Stone Ocean, finally animated after all those years... it's special.
11:58 Jolyne's line always hits me hard.....very hard.
that's what she told to Emporio before sacrificing herself to confront Pucci and give Emporio enough time to escape.
The video was realized before stardust crusaders anime, at least that is what seems, but the voice clip must be from All-Star Battle
11:43
:>
@@dakwahislamiah1037 return to zero you didnt say that
11:42 onwards has such a different feeling from the rest of the video.
It just feels so good to watch, I still tear up seeing it.
I met God.
He did not take the form of man, animal, or any sentient creature in the human lexicon.
Instead, he took the form of a 13-minute video relating to manga juggernaut Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I marvelled at his appearance, his overwhelming presence moving me to every emotion available in the human experience. Tears streamed down my face from happiness, anger, bewilderment, sorrow, and finally fulfilment. Fulfilment in that I know why I was born at this exact time and this exact place, and what it was like to believe in a higher power.
Also, it's 1 am and I'm fucking stupid.
THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH!
FriedSoup. Glorius.
"Also it's 1am and I am fucking stupid" relatable tbh
Nice to hear that
Mista'll hate this comments because of the likes (it's 444 atm)
GOD DAMN THR GYRO SCENE STILL MAKES ME CRY
Matthew Thomas Same.
This is advanced level shitposting, so many emotions like happines, cringe, sadness, hope etc. With som great remixing and some great moments, the villain roundoff, hayatos struggle and the jobro cellebration and the jojo rolecall at the end. 11/10 we have trully reached over heaven through this roundabout path.
1:29 I love how Kawajiri turns from "Evil dude" to "Responsable worker", it gets me everytime, I love him
Killer Queen!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...!!! Boss? Yes yes!! I'm sorry!! Yes yes yes yes!!
"Hayato" part is a mistake in translation on my part which I haven't fixed yet.
That feeling when you gotta blow up some kinkshamers, but your son calls you.
Freddy DeWitt QQ
Makoto-ni means like boss right
OOOH ! THIS KIND OF VIDEO BY PEOPLE FROM NICO NICO ! man this kind of video is gonna be funny as-
5:30 start
*oh*
BioLightHero yeah that Gyro scene...
Only worth while part in my opinion
It's been like 5-6 years since I read SBR and this part in the videos still gets me everytime :(
Everthing have sad part
The fact that a meme mashup of JJBA can carry such profound feelings of sadness and pride speaks to the legacy and humanity of this series.
I really wasn't expecting to feel that strongly in a video where Dio gets CBTd with hamon but here I am lol
That stand cry symphony in the end was simply beautiful.
How the fuck can this turn sad? Gyro..........
it can turn into anything now. From Badass to sad to gay to funny. Literally anything.
Kat the wolf/Toy Bonnie specially gay tho
***** lol
*Spoilers*
If Stone Ocean's anime is made someday, I hope that DP makes something like 6:22 when universe is reseting, manga or anime style. It would be so freaking awesome.
Takemura Mikuo Yeeeeeee
Yes... someday... there's not hurry...
Oh god, I'm about to finish SBR... WHERE'S VENTO AUREO ANIME!?
@@2ms2 october
@@2ms2 ;)
@@justanenglishcommentpassin644
;}}
This video made me laugh, cry, question humanity itself and want to die. Great video 11/10 would watch again
12:07 and onwards. Is amazing
6:00 is also amazing. Pulls on my heart strings feel like I wanna cry. I love steel ball run
Dude you and me both
This is fucking insanity.
9 years later it's still gold
Do you guys Think that Araki is actually watching this video right now
Maybe
I personally imagine Araki sitting in a swivel chair, feline friend in his lap, nodding his head in silent approval. Holding his tears the whole way through.
Not going to lie, the part where the Jojos banded together to help Madoka was very heartwarming
i just finished SBR and i almost cried at minute 6, god damn ;(
Daniel Mata Minute 6?
@@gyrozeppeli5807 6:00, your death.
I'm getting some weed in a couple days, and this shit's gonna be on loop
T̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶
😂😂😂
Meme Lord Matt -you're gonna cry-
been there done that... and I will do it again... and again
So how was the weed?
highlight
(2:56)
3:18★
(5:08)
6:20★
(8:20)
(9:40)
(10:10)
11:43★
What about 4:26?
+TerraNuked Q nice.
+안계현 Thanks bro
How is the first one a highlight?That shit's satanic
안계현 r
This is a certified hood classic
Do jya jya jya jya jya jya jyan~
The Gyro Zeppeli and Johnny Joestar always gets me.
This has been my favorite collab for years. Honestly puts me in a happy mood
Loving the transition at 11:42
Man this brought back so many memories, I'm so glad I stumbled across this video again.
It's time for my yearly viewing of this masterpiece. Watching this video on and only on New Year as the first RUclips video I watch is a good luck tradition.
Returning to this video every year, funny to think that this video made me a huge Jojo fan back in 2014.
6:10 My heart...
Coming back to this video after all those years hits so differnt
Doctor: you have 14 minutes to live
Me: this video
11:44-12:04 that part hit and hard
good, now I can't even sleep without listening to this
Airman ga taosenai(I can't beat Airman) made into "I can't beat the Joestars" sung by Dio made me laugh my ass off
Subtitles for my favorite jojo video on youtube,you sir are a genius.
Finally! I was starting to fear that this would *never* get translated! Thank you so much for taking the time to do so!
Next you'll say...
*THIS IS A MASTERPIECE*
This is a masterpiece nani
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE Nani!?
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE- WHAT!?
that's it... we've obtained heaven... shows over everybody we no longer have anything better to look forward to, reset the universe
Imagine someone who never heard of jojo watching this and this being his first contact with this blursed community
This video was suppose to be a JoJo YTP but ended up being Art
SpeedWeed shooting those elves XD I was crying
purplpengy12 Could it be... THEY’RE SECRETLY DIO’S MINIONS?!
A year late but they're fairies.
I love how at 12:01 Diego is in the middle between the heroes and villains. Because is he really all that bad? I think not.
HOW ARE THERE ONLY 500K VIEWS...THIS DESERVES LIKE 50 MIL..
0:20 dat hair
0:40 DRARARARA
1:10 do jan
2:57 new diovvania
3:18 JOJO VIL
4:13 yokako there
4:26 YOU DAAAARN JOSTARS
5:08 DIO CRY BABY SONG
5:30 feel it
6:22 this fandom is so great
6:40 RAGE ON
7:44 hungry for what
7:53 HAPPY NEW YEAR DIRE
8:00 RUUUUUUUN
8:12 OH NO
8:40 GIO GIO
9:04 DAT BODY
9:12 BURRRRN
9:40 then
10:15 GAWHAHAHAHA
10:36: wemon
10:50 LE GO
11:45 HWWWWRRRRRROOOO
i finally found this again, my god
I almost burst in tear on that Gyro part
7:55 best part for me
6:18
Diego can stop time
But cant stop my tears :(((
Ask Hot Pant she can help
This Video can make me Laugh at first, Cry at middle, smile at the end :)
thank you for being alive
I know this is a two years old video but I need that Dio dancing gif in my life
plz tell me im not the only one that like this
+Akira Sama You really aren't. There's at least 2 of us weirdos
DIO SAMA
+Akira Sama 5:47 - 6:44
Joehny Joestar That part is the worst part in a good way :'c
fuck spoilers
Love the "Ah..!" at the end. Cracked me up way more than necessary
same
this gives me life everyday, half of the views are mine for sure.
It's always interesting to guess which scenes in Jojo will be the most anticipated when animated. Part 4 had the boner scene, Part 5's dance was easily the most anxiously awaited for animation. But, I really think Part 7's animation will need to deliver huge on Gyro's death and it's 100% due to this video. Like, they better just go ahead an license the Natsukage song in advance and get ready to show flashbacks at least of all 6 parts...ya'll it's gonna be amazing to see it, don't let us down David Production!
11:44 11:44 11:44 11:44
11:44 11:44 11:44 11:44
11:44 11:44 11:44 11:44
*Mista has left the chat*
This is truly a gold experience
11:44 EPIC
Man the gyro part hits hard....
0:32 wtf ? We all know why he lose his mind when his hairstyle is insulted .-.
Read that part once more. The reason was not revealed until Josuke vs Rohan, and this quote was from almost the beginning, when Josuke was fighting Jotaro.
UnlikeSuika Oh i was thinking it was a line he says in the game in general. My bad
How doesn't he know his own hair's backstory?
Noraa Rendrag Idk .ask him
Salteam Mizaka I did but it didn't tag him
Spoiler for Fire Emblem Fates Birthright/ Conquest:
"Oy, Corrin. Corrin. Over here. If this is the way it has to be, I'm ok with that. This world...and your family...keep them safe, all right? In any case, goodbye."
"A-Azura...I'm sorry...Really...I didn't think this would happen...Thank you...I can't find any other words to express it...Goodbye...Azura..."
You son of a ....
6:00 what beautiful feels
11:44 I love how every part separates into 2 side. One for the Protagonist another for the Antagonist while Jojolion is simply a single group.
I've come here to revisit this video since part 5 has ended and the rohan OVA "the run" isn't out yet.
I'll be back here again once part 6 has ended... until then... see you later
The ending is evolutionarily awsome. Well done 👍
Holy shit. It's finally subbed
This is the best thing i've seen in my whole life
I like that this video begins and ends with Speedwagon
This video is so ahead of its time...
Listening to this and the original version in sync is difficult as hell, but totally worth it.
Considering the time stop during the DIO vs Sakuya part isn't in the original version, I can imagine that'd be a bit of an issue.
The fact that you translated this masterpiece makes you a God
*chew*
Chew
The fact that the translation has a few mistakes that make me cringe makes me a failed god.
what did you think the *chew* was for?
If that was more than just a Duwang reference, I should be missing something.
10:50 JJBA Eyes of Heaven.
One thing, at around 5:55 i hear one of them say "Satsujin" which means murder, but the subtitles say murderer, it's very likely that i'm wrong tho, since my knowledge of Japanese is still small, if i'm wrong someone please correct me, also at around 10:45 they say a line you wrote as Gorgeous Irin, but i think it was supposed to be Gorgeous Irene, since that's the name of another manga Araki wrote, still great video, i watch it all the time and i often find out new words watching it lol, thank you so much for subbing it.
EDIT: Ok i was indeed wrong about the first part of the comment, Okuyasu says satsujinki, which does mean murderer, sorry about that.
it is "Satsujinki殺人鬼" and it means murderer. Satsujin殺人 is murder, oni鬼("ki" in on-yomi) means devil in Japanese.
easily the best video on youtube
10:47 everyone knows the rule:
If Diavolo dies, this is canon XD
Crazy to think this was all before the part 3-5 animes
I have finally acheive HEAVEN
All of the sad moments hit me harder than a road roller
now jojo bizzare adventure turn to "jojo sad adventure"
The most 13 minutes well spent
6:01 just putting a reminder
This the Soul'd Out MAD's and the History of Jojo MAD are required reading when consuming this series. I can't accept anyone liking Jojo and never any of seeing them.
And now Part 5 is annoucend… isn't this just a golden age ?
Frostninja pun intended?
Best 14 minutes of my life, but you can't be making me cry with the Gyro clip :(