[YTP] Starduck Crusaders 2
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Dio went too far when he kidnapped Jotaro's pet dolphin. Now Jotaro must stop him before we get a repeat of Danny.
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I'm kind of upset that when it said The End, Joseph didn't say
P R O B A B L Y N O T and then like earrape part 4 opening or something.
NGL would've been good
@@JackDuripper not to insult you vid tho, this is my favorite ytp I've seen in a while!
Should've been a plane crash at the end lol
@@eminem1167 I still prefer a plane crash lol
@@eminem1167 lol
Internet model: I don't use photoshop in any of my photos! They are 100% natural!!!
Random people behind her: 1:59
Yet another underrated comment.
its better at 2:00
Probably not
@@jotarokujo5298 I make it probably
Maybe DIO’s stand is just the ability to control staircases
lol
I mean it originally has all the stands combined and that is a stand so.... .
Stand: The Stairs
stand user: DIO
XD
Probably not
Watch it just be a longer re post of the April fools video.
Probably not
@@Pigganon r/woooosh
@@TheKitKatThe r/wooosh right back to ya
Martin Purrmann that... was not a joke....
@@TheKitKatThe did you watch the video
probably not
2:36
Oh, God, Polnareff found the Eyelander.
Oh he did!
And now he will never stop asking for head
16:28
He didn't have to do Kakyouin like that
More like... F-MEGA!
17:19 literally the funniest edit lmao.
LOL.
HELP ME! OH MY GOD!
11:22
Jotaro and Joseph attempt to get in DIO's house ASMR?
Probably not.
....IS THAT YOU CLOWN!?
@@Vincent-uh5ot see my previous comment.
Vendootdoot Nah I’ve seen that Icon for the actual comment
0:58 well this aged well
Joesph: Definately not.
Ok chinese girl profile picture
probably not
That projared meme aged like old man joseph
1:55
THE THINKING EMOJIS LMAOOOOO
ah the classic for honor plunging attack it never fails
18:40 mom when the dishes arent done
It's as they always say, "You can never trust the Morioh Ambulances."
10:37 joseph:"i recognize that car"
*Kars being towed*
True
.
So stardust crusaders is basically 48 episodes of Joseph saying "Probably not"
Probably not
Yes...but also no.
49?
@@0xVENx0 I remember it being 48, but if it is 49 then ok
Probably yes
This cannot be! Avdol Isn't dead!
*muffled in the background* YES, I AM!
Probably not
That part killed me
@@patrickbattle232 it killed avdol too
13:43
isn't he alive, then? /s
I just finished Stardust Crusader and this is an actual masterpiece
Same
I think you may have finished part 4 and 5 in 11 months
@@hypersan2635 I watched from Phantom Blood to Diamond is Unbreakable
@@velconx15 noice
“The pain killers must be pain killers”
Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
Kakyoin Noriaki Lunchtime is for lunch.
The sun is the solar systems sun
The Archer class is made up of archers.
Probably Not
Hmm, yes Noriaki Kakyoin is made out of dead human cells...
"Is this a JoJo reference?"
Joseph: *"PROBABLY NOT"*
Ian Golsby stop making jojo references on a “non” jojo related
It’s an enemy Stand.
@@kosakukawajiri9477 Probably Not :v
@@pedroaugust254 KONO DIO DA
@@ngongameplay probably not
“I recognize that car”
*sees kars*
Me: very clever.
probably not
"Right into enemy's hands"
**2 Za Handos standing in the corridor**
SURRECT UR KR
*selects Kars*
Easy gg
I recognize that *kar*
wanna know what would be really clever, IF KARS ATTACKED THE PLANE THEY WERE ON AT THE END!
"20-meter Emerald Splash!" "More like Belongs in the Trash!"
That bit honestly made me laugh pretty hard.
Yeah, especially because it rhymes.
@@robbiewalker2831 Excellent observation, I don’t think anybody else noticed
SAME
DIO's facial expression really looks like he's saying it
16:28
“Emerald Splash”
“More like, belongs in the trash!”
I laughed so hard at that one
Probably one of the best jokes in there, along with Joseph killing Dio
Probably not
Same
Yee
that joke was made from another video called dio vs kakyoin
I love how Polnareff talks about how horrible a person has to be to cut the rail lines when he left a burning cigarette on the ground and burnt down a building.
That tom profile pic is my reaction
dj floorg He literally said later in that episode something like 'who leaves a burning cigarette in a trash can?' So he probably forgot he did it
Knowing Polnareff, I wouldn't doubt he forgot
@@dimitriwarchief301 what was it
was this comment just hearted or was that my imagination?
@@roslidarose9666 I don't think it was your imagination...
Jotaro: Is this... the old man's soul?
Joseph: *... Probably not*
Yo! Angelo.
@@marianna_225 ora
Don't you think the "propably not" joke is a bit overused here...?
Propably not!
@@angrypicture6155 Probably Not
@@marianna_225 🗿
1:44 can we spend a moment to acknowledge that Joseph's makeup skills are not bad
Better than mine and I'm a grill
@@zeldaenby224 Better than mine as well and I'm monke
I rejected humanity
@@necrozma4029 how do I become monke?
@@zeldaenby224 reject your humanity
@@zeldaenby224 no you are microwave
*yOu'Re SmOkInG a CiGaReTtE oF cOuRsE!*
What is the origin of the sound clip
Probably not
sMoKiNg iS VeRy bAd
SuCk JoTaRo
@Mo Eniodunmo probably not
I still love how Dio stops time, walks down the stairs, picks up Polnareff, and moves him back down a few steps, then goes back upstairs and poses again just to intimidate him.
And he does it like, 10 times.
Dude could have killed him at any point but no, gotta prank him first.
There was a Japanese animation of that
@Ghost I lost it, sorry
Menacimg
And do keep in mind, he's doing that in under 3-5 seconds lol
@@smileguyanimations8776 ye but we know how seconds work in JoJo xd
imagine being lucky enough to have a stand in jojo but it turns out to be a power outlet
That’s the worst
@@osirisjohnson5165 Probably not
Hey, a Stand is a Stand.
at least you can charge your phone
@@DanielLenrd true
Say Joseph. Why didn't you bring any of those vampire instakill lights that were developed 50 years ago.
"by the [German soldiers]"
13:43
*Avdol confirms his own death*
Polnareff: No, he cant be dead No way!
Avdol: Yes, i am!
icup Only to come back in Golden Cringe through a zipper portal (although missing his arms)
He was a good guy
Probably not
E
"Wow, is this really 20 minutes of high quality jojokes?"
"Probably not"
Giant Otter 420 likes lesgo
@@greenpooljama Mission failed. We'll like 'em next time.
"I pay more taxes than anyone else". It is at that point that this death became tragic. Dio killed the only rich guy in the world that pays taxes.
We dont even need to close tax loopholes we just need to convince the rich that taxes are conspicuous consumption. Then they'll even demand extra taxes!
PROBABLY NOT
Jack Duripper
You missed the prime opportunity to make something about
SENATOR “NANOMACINES” ARMSTRONG
@@void-creature *nanomachines, son!*
i mean he was monologing and no hero monologs
17:23
Joseph screaming help while getting a barrage of knives coming at him really made me laugh so hard.
HELP ME OH MY GOD
Same
"It can't be! I don't believe you! Avdol isn't dead!"
*From inside Cream* "YES! I AM!"
You have no idea how much I died during that part.
P R O B A B L Y N O T
Much like how Abdul died during that part.
not as much as Avdol
-AAA- It's avdol.
@@petra_the_trap It was originally meant to be Abdul in the manga but if you say Avdol it's fine too.
"Hermit Purple: ZA WARUDO"
Don't do that, don't give me hope
The true power of Hermit Purple Requiem
We all know that Joseph needed a buff since he got nerfed to oblivion in the 3rd part
Daman man dude if that’s a nerf what do u call him in part 4?
A JoJo Reference I don’t even recognize Joseph Joestar (JoJo) as oldman Joestar. They’re almost no similarities as is, so I just think of them as different characters.
@@aaronlandry3934
i wish they wouldn't nerf the part 3 characters so much. part 6 jotaro's nerfs are atrocious and part 4 joseph is just straight-up pathetic. i don't mind part 3 joseph because it at least kinda makes sense that with his old age he isn't as smart, but still ... sad at seeing such great jojo's turned essentially to fodder.
13:42
I don't know if I should laugh or cry for this one
Both.
You have single-handedly made "Probably not" my favorite line in Stardust Crusaders. Congratulations.
Probably not
probably not
Probably not(?
Probably not
Probably not.
The main characters when they know they are gonna be attacked by stand users:
Part 3: he's probably not a stand user we good
Part 5: yo this guy looked at me funny he's the enemy let's kick the shit out of him.
Part 4: I just lost weight, this has to be the work of an enemy stand!
Edit: added part 4.
I just lost weight = I lost more than 50% of my weight overnight.
@@pedronunes3063 without any visible loss too
Lmao the part 4 one tho I wouldn’t even be mad about weight loss
11:21
This sounds like something Dio would actually do
Probably not
LoL
My father is that stupid in an infinite amount of univereses
If he was fighting Bugs Bunny, yes.
16:34
Genius, sounds like smth he’d say, in a parody of the show
14:10 the amount of layers to this stupid joke is incredible and i love it,,
fuck hahahahahahahaha😱😂😂😂😂😂
What song is it
Me: Finally uploads another Jojo video
The comments: It has been 50 years
We've been waiting for this longer than Dio at the bottom of the sea.
Ok to be fair Kars and sheer heart attack may not have been invincible but they are pretty damn close to it
Jack Duripper I must know what time line did Joseph beat dio with hermit purple
I can't believe you killed Schafrillas
"That yoUtUbE pOop's a hundred years old son."
17:14 "IT'S TIME TO STOP TIME!" is my absolute favorite The World joke, and I say it all the time XD
IT'S TIME TO STOP!!!
probably not.
*Remember kids,if Diavolo dies in your story,it’s real in JoJo!*
Now say it with me:
*Anything is canon as long as Diavolo dies*
I- yes
Bur diavolo never truly dies so jojo itself aint canon
But what happens if diavolo doesn’t die but it still goes onto another time when he would’ve died?
@@gamingdoge2312 I don’t understand what you said
Hmmmm I understand what you mean, now fully understanding what I said I don’t understand either sorry
8:38 “And Polnareff fell for that?”
“Unfortunately, Yes.”
*That’s it. That’s the part.*
Dio:kills Kakyoin.
Jotaro: Does this count as my mom beong saved?
kakyoin never had a chance anyway cause he's not a milf hunter. also you mean being
Soul93Taker Beong
beong
SHIN-AYE CACK-Q-IN
*desperate confusion*
“Abdol is not dead.”
“Yes, I am.”
Somehow I expected it and it somehow surprised me
“Hermit Purple The World” had me in stitches
Still better than Silver Chariot: The World and Hierophant Green: The World.
This is ... requiem
Hol horse a simp
bruh moment o correct
That was the scene that killed me
I love how seamless the High Noon joke is because they’re the same voice actor.
Wait really
@@momomoore379 Probably not
@@terriblejokefactory8831 it is
@@advaigovind7415 I know, it was just a Joseph joke
OH MY GOD IT FUCKING IS
"Kakyoin Vowed to be Resolute and to come into
Jotaro's MOTHER, Holly."
Yes i will
my favorite part
either jotaro or his mother, either one will do
Probably not
@@gregwhite9926 yo
"Avdol's not dead!"
" *YES! I AM!!!* "
Jesus christ this show is the gift that keeps on giving. Round one: the show. Round 2: the memes.
Holy shit, a good JoJo YTP?
Probably not.
Yes! It is!
@Shinobi God It was well edited and funny. I mean, maybe it wasnt good for you but mostly ppl liked it
you must be new here
Yes, I am
@Eczéma Pénien You thought your first original joke would be Jonathan, but it was me, Dio!
Mentions Projared cheating
Joseph sweating in the background
Well that whole ProJared thing hasn't really aged that well.
What happened?
@@alexstapleton6339 Jared resented real evidence to cancel culture in a video.
Didn't Age well
Imagine being dumb enough to believe that Projared did nothing wrong.
11:12 love this lol, im dying
Kakyoin nut
“Dio, your crippling meth addiction is hurting the ones you love!”
Probably not
*"There are spiders beneath my skin"* *proceeds to dig his nails into his head*
Dio: Ha, jokes on you, my entire family is dead, hahahahahahhaahhahaha!
*BAWLS EYES OUT BECAUSE EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS DEAD*
@@dragonlord3376 And then Dio murdered Giorno's stepfather and took his son back.
*T H E R E A R E S P I D E R S B E N E A T H M Y S K I N*
Sword boi: “Wait Mr Crab you just can’t leave me here”
Mr Crab: “I about to end this mans whole career”
Retired
I'm about to end this man's whole career... lITeRalLy! (cause uh RETIRED)
Probably not
I honestly thought you were talking about spongebob for a sec
Joseph Joestar is dead.
His last words where,
“Probably not.”
Were*
So he was not
Did Joseph even have any last words?
*Probably not*
10:40
"Standiwork of the hand user"
Okuyasu, what did you do?
Probably not
@Sarincrow *JOI OSUKE*
@@johnp9795 J O I N U S J O S U K E!
JOSOI UKE
Jotaro: Kakyoin, Iggy, Avdol...
*SpeedwagOnnnnNnn*
Best part of the whole video
My free time
probably not
@@bingoccolon stand user?
*w e e d w a g o n*
Dogs in JoJo: Exist
Araki: You know the rules and so do I
cries in my pfp
*SAY GOODBYE*
@@samirbelica2358 good one
@@mrixzz8127 lol, was this suddently recomended to you guys or what?
@@jestfullgremblim8002 yeah it was
17:41 laughed a bit more than I should have
“Killer Queen has already touched that *picture of Narancia*”
Genius
killer queen has already touched that naranja
Nickolias I was hoping someone else understood that too
Don't u just hate it when ur pic of an orange explodes?
Laranja
Just in case people don’t know arancia means orange in Italian
13:43
Polnareff:I dont believe you Avdol is not dead
Avdol:YES I AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😂😂😂😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13:42
This made me laugh more than I should have
“I will say the n word one last time”
IM DYING LMAOOO
"This is what really happened" *america*
*"HERMIT PURPLE, ZA WARUDO-"*
Probably Not
*16:42*
“HERMIT PURPLE, ZA WARUDO!” Scene
Best moment
i like that time line.
11:13
Kakyoin never got to his milf. He died for the one women who made him feel not alone. This is so sad. Can this hit 1 like.
RIP in peace pour one out for a real gamer
Probably not
I really want to like this but I cannot
Don't remind me of that ;n;
oh
only 1?
oops
we made it 107 too many
16:22
Luckily for Dio that wasn’t the car of another senator, the one you don’t fuck with...
(He played college ball ya know)
Standing here...I realise
Who would win between the two
11:23 i love canon ending too bad the anime didn't adapt it
the crunching juicy sound that zombies make in the sun
11:55 FINALLY, KAKYOIN CAN SHOW HIS TRUE FORM AS A GAMER JUST LOOKING FOR SOME HOLLY KUJO COOCHIE
We live in a society
He loves coochie so much, he named his son Coochie Hirose.
Dio was Kyle from school.
@@henrydragonsbane4260 Kakyoin during Stardust Crusaders: 17
Koichi during Diamond Is Unbreakable: 15
Amount of years between the two parts: 10
*FBI OPEN UP*
1:48 "Hmmmmm..."
1:55 *"Hmmmmm..."*
1:59 *" H M M M M M . . ."*
He can be a Stand User???
@@pedroaugust254 Probably not
1:50
1:57
2:02
The speedwagon foudation do deserve more respect for losing many workers just to help the dangerous journey the stardust crusaders.
Just look at the ending. 21:45
Therapist: Jotaro Crimson isn't real
Jotaro Crimson: 1:56
Holy shit he even included epitaph
Probably not
Bro, I didn't even notice. This guy is a genius
Holy shit I didn't notice that
king platinum (btw duripper even added the little detail of seeing the future throught the hair)
Me: Is Part 6 of the anime gonna release?
Joseph: Probably not.
Oh Thank you for the information
@@masonstrawn2658 No, no it wasn't.
@Akhabue Akioya It was not.
I think when covid crusaders has pass then stone ocean will be released...
If it happened
Joseph:SHIZAAAAAAAA
Me:MY NEXT PART IN JOJO!
I was drinking orange juice when I heard this 11:14
It came out you know where
Me: probably not
Why did you say it like that
Why did you do that
Nooooo
Nooo
No
And sadly I could not
kakyoin noriaki are you the real one?
Or are you yellow temperance?!
@@HemiHami the real one
Mariah's English voice actor actually sounds like her Japanese voice actor if they were English
wow
Is this a jojo reference?
Joseph : probably not.
16:51 Young Joseph would have done that
Probably not
@@Himursa 😂
Wow thats a lot of likes...
If Dio was in part 2 Joseph would fake him stoping time to put Dio into confusion.
That would be dope.
Young Joseph would win any battle even if he lost both of his legs
"I don't know the meaning of the word panic"
**laughs in nigerundayo**
Nah, thas just a *TACTIC RETREAT*
@@jestfullgremblim8002 Probably not
@@medic9092 Next you'll say: NIGERUNDAYO
@@quadmanrider2795 NIGERUNDAYO--- NANI!?!?!?!?!?
@@huskpl3yz358 I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer. -ORAs intensify-
16:09
Aw damn, Dio really IS evil
He killed the one politician who actually pays his taxes
it took me until just now to realize that this was basically a reskin of the top comment how did i not see that
Joseph: Oh boy, I’m finally dead, now I can go see my best friend, Caesar, the hottest man who ever lived, Speedwagon, and my grandfather, Jonat-
Jotaro transferring the blood in Dio’s body back to Joseph’s: *No*
lol
Joseph: can I finally, finally find peace?
Jotaro: P R O B A B L Y N O T
probably not.
"It's more powerful than your Hermit Purple!"
"Somehow Wrong"
Maxisamo1
Probably not
@@UmbraMan1 probably not
At least hermit purple does something without needing your opponent to touch a electrical outlet. And hermit purple also can’t be countered by the joestar secret family technique
“An Ambulance!”
Kira: *neck cracking sound*
Frickin hell why do Jojo and Spongebob make such a perfect fusion?
Pollenaref : If you ever need my help I'll come running!
(Gets put in wheelchair and never sees Joseph or Jotaro in cannon ever again)
Joseph : *PROBABLY NOT*
Funny enough he met back up with Jotaro before the events of DiU and Vento Aureo to find the Stand Arrows
@@ratchetexperience8379
Really? I didn't know about that. To be honest,I haven't seen part 5 yet
Turtles cant run
Where’s the probably not from?
Crazy Groundhog He was in Egypt and a Stand guy was stalking them like always and Polereff said “You think it could be an enemy Stand?”, and Joseph said “Probably not.”, even though it was pretty obvious
2:13 *「Killer Queen」 Has Already Touched The 「NARANCIA」*
RIP.
The fence.
Narancia is from the word arancia which mean orange
HE WAS TOO YOUNG
@@kaenryuuart543 thought it was kind of a homophone to naranja in spanish but that works too
Me: *Doesn't study for test*
"I'll be fine"
My grades: 12:01
well this is underrated
Mood xD
🤣👏👍
17:40 too
Jack Comments that's comedy gold
...And so Jotaro had crippling PTSD everytime he saw the count on Sesame Street
Great Job, Jack.
17:33 "I will say the n word one last time in my final moments. ni... nig"
21:10 "I've survived saying the n word. I have achieved ultimate power!"
Mannish Boy and Death 13 did too
Joseph G probably not
Probably not
Dio the RUclipsr *DIO*
You missed the chance to have the plane crash into the volcano at the end
League probably not
It’s funny how at 21:17 , both characters have had the insides of the enemy put into them, then showing signs of it being developed into plot by acting like the enemy, but it never being built upon. Well done
0:19 me and the boys getting stands to keep lord DIO's cheeks from getting clapped.
Ah yes, the Morioh Fire Department Ambulance.
Dang, that was an impressive piece of media.
I can't believe KaK is Sans.
Probably not
@@lointmoint6703 this must be the work of a ene-probably not
Undertale is such a powerful stand that it got Kakyoin
7:07 that accurately depicts Iggy.
He's just there and doesn't care.
15:30 You might be wondering why Joseph has an N-word pass. Let's just say he got it in Egypt three years ago
Either that, or Smokey slipped it in his Joseph's wallet after he stole it so Joseph could **NIGERUNDAYO**
which would give him two explaining how he said the n word in his final moments
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not.
13:42 - I laughed for ten minutes straight
16:50
Hermit Purple, Za Warudo!
*Woah, that actually worked?*
Edit: *This really blew up more than I could've expected.*
I was thinking wait could he do that is that possible
Probably not
The best timeline.
That was my favorite moment I couldn’t stop laughing for a whole minute, I haven’t laughed like that for so long
There's a timeline where that happens. And it's in heaven on blu-ray and a 80 inch flatscreen