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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @voxai
    @voxai 5 лет назад +6804

    This cannot be! Avdol Isn't dead!
    *muffled in the background* YES, I AM!

  • @OGXenos
    @OGXenos 5 лет назад +5008

    I still love how Dio stops time, walks down the stairs, picks up Polnareff, and moves him back down a few steps, then goes back upstairs and poses again just to intimidate him.
    And he does it like, 10 times.
    Dude could have killed him at any point but no, gotta prank him first.

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 5 лет назад +253

      There was a Japanese animation of that

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 5 лет назад +37

      @Ghost I lost it, sorry

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 5 лет назад +63

      Menacimg

    • @smileguyanimations8776
      @smileguyanimations8776 5 лет назад +162

      And do keep in mind, he's doing that in under 3-5 seconds lol

    • @a1catraz270
      @a1catraz270 5 лет назад +148

      @@smileguyanimations8776 ye but we know how seconds work in JoJo xd

  • @Yeti-wh7wt
    @Yeti-wh7wt 5 лет назад +2610

    “I recognize that car”
    *sees kars*
    Me: very clever.

    • @andjelostrbulovic
      @andjelostrbulovic 5 лет назад +47

      probably not

    • @detroviolet326
      @detroviolet326 5 лет назад +36

      "Right into enemy's hands"
      **2 Za Handos standing in the corridor**

    • @Vario69
      @Vario69 5 лет назад +7

      SURRECT UR KR
      *selects Kars*
      Easy gg

    • @DaigoFan61
      @DaigoFan61 5 лет назад +3

      I recognize that *kar*

    • @emmanuelreyes4895
      @emmanuelreyes4895 5 лет назад +4

      wanna know what would be really clever, IF KARS ATTACKED THE PLANE THEY WERE ON AT THE END!

  • @jruler93
    @jruler93 4 года назад +690

    "20-meter Emerald Splash!" "More like Belongs in the Trash!"
    That bit honestly made me laugh pretty hard.

  • @iangolsby8471
    @iangolsby8471 4 года назад +2147

    "Is this a JoJo reference?"
    Joseph: *"PROBABLY NOT"*

    • @ngongameplay
      @ngongameplay 4 года назад +7

      Ian Golsby stop making jojo references on a “non” jojo related

    • @kosakukawajiri9477
      @kosakukawajiri9477 4 года назад +6

      It’s an enemy Stand.

    • @pedroaugust254
      @pedroaugust254 4 года назад +9

      @@kosakukawajiri9477 Probably Not :v

    • @ShadowKa
      @ShadowKa 4 года назад

      @@pedroaugust254 KONO DIO DA

    • @Deakonig
      @Deakonig 4 года назад

      @@ngongameplay probably not

  • @glorted
    @glorted 5 лет назад +4012

    “Emerald Splash”
    “More like, belongs in the trash!”
    I laughed so hard at that one

  • @andjelostrbulovic
    @andjelostrbulovic 5 лет назад +2282

    Jotaro: Is this... the old man's soul?
    Joseph: *... Probably not*

  • @NotDin0
    @NotDin0 4 года назад +466

    10:37 joseph:"i recognize that car"
    *Kars being towed*

  • @djfloorg7374
    @djfloorg7374 4 года назад +2380

    I love how Polnareff talks about how horrible a person has to be to cut the rail lines when he left a burning cigarette on the ground and burnt down a building.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +47

      That tom profile pic is my reaction

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 года назад +68

      dj floorg He literally said later in that episode something like 'who leaves a burning cigarette in a trash can?' So he probably forgot he did it
      Knowing Polnareff, I wouldn't doubt he forgot

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 4 года назад +1

      @@dimitriwarchief301 what was it

    • @roslidarose9666
      @roslidarose9666 3 года назад +2

      was this comment just hearted or was that my imagination?

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 3 года назад +1

      ​@@roslidarose9666 I don't think it was your imagination...

  • @swiffersweatjet7815
    @swiffersweatjet7815 5 лет назад +1201

    Maybe DIO’s stand is just the ability to control staircases

    • @Chroma_Nuts
      @Chroma_Nuts 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 4 года назад +17

      I mean it originally has all the stands combined and that is a stand so.... .

    • @audi354
      @audi354 4 года назад +27

      Stand: The Stairs
      stand user: DIO

    • @mdhill70
      @mdhill70 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @_sleepy_head11
      @_sleepy_head11 4 года назад +9

      Probably not

  • @ShadowKnight5204
    @ShadowKnight5204 5 лет назад +2050

    So stardust crusaders is basically 48 episodes of Joseph saying "Probably not"

  • @velconx15
    @velconx15 4 года назад +641

    I just finished Stardust Crusader and this is an actual masterpiece

    • @cheese6929
      @cheese6929 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @hypersan2635
      @hypersan2635 3 года назад

      I think you may have finished part 4 and 5 in 11 months

    • @velconx15
      @velconx15 3 года назад +2

      @@hypersan2635 I watched from Phantom Blood to Diamond is Unbreakable

    • @hypersan2635
      @hypersan2635 3 года назад

      @@velconx15 noice

    • @Inordi10117
      @Inordi10117 19 дней назад

      me too bro

  • @creampuffu858
    @creampuffu858 4 года назад +2336

    “The pain killers must be pain killers”
    Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

    • @fpberserk4690
      @fpberserk4690 4 года назад +41

      Kakyoin Noriaki Lunchtime is for lunch.

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 года назад +18

      The sun is the solar systems sun

    • @DrZuluGaming
      @DrZuluGaming 4 года назад +14

      The Archer class is made up of archers.

    • @watertz6325
      @watertz6325 4 года назад +23

      Probably Not

    • @KhakiCap
      @KhakiCap 4 года назад +9

      Hmm, yes Noriaki Kakyoin is made out of dead human cells...

  • @Churnovisk
    @Churnovisk 4 года назад +1983

    imagine being lucky enough to have a stand in jojo but it turns out to be a power outlet

  • @aidanosterby1061
    @aidanosterby1061 4 года назад +1221

    "I pay more taxes than anyone else". It is at that point that this death became tragic. Dio killed the only rich guy in the world that pays taxes.

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  4 года назад +221

      We dont even need to close tax loopholes we just need to convince the rich that taxes are conspicuous consumption. Then they'll even demand extra taxes!

    • @laena1091
      @laena1091 4 года назад +55

      PROBABLY NOT

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 4 года назад +45

      Jack Duripper
      You missed the prime opportunity to make something about
      SENATOR “NANOMACINES” ARMSTRONG

    • @lesleymcveighty2296
      @lesleymcveighty2296 4 года назад +14

      @@void-creature *nanomachines, son!*

    • @abrahamvanhelsing1545
      @abrahamvanhelsing1545 4 года назад +6

      i mean he was monologing and no hero monologs

  • @alexanderzippel8809
    @alexanderzippel8809 4 года назад +133

    “Abdol is not dead.”
    “Yes, I am.”
    Somehow I expected it and it somehow surprised me

  • @blogofbored3224
    @blogofbored3224 5 лет назад +3463

    “Hermit Purple The World” had me in stitches

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +137

      Still better than Silver Chariot: The World and Hierophant Green: The World.

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 4 года назад +69

      This is ... requiem

    • @andyhernandez1743
      @andyhernandez1743 4 года назад +45

      Hol horse a simp

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 4 года назад +15

      bruh moment o correct

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 4 года назад +13

      That was the scene that killed me

  • @psychosalad7812
    @psychosalad7812 5 лет назад +1836

    I'm kind of upset that when it said The End, Joseph didn't say
    P R O B A B L Y N O T and then like earrape part 4 opening or something.

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  5 лет назад +326

      NGL would've been good

    • @psychosalad7812
      @psychosalad7812 5 лет назад +83

      @@JackDuripper not to insult you vid tho, this is my favorite ytp I've seen in a while!

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +26

      Should've been a plane crash at the end lol

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +3

      @@judgement_kazzy68 I still prefer a plane crash lol

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +1

      @@judgement_kazzy68 lol

  • @giantotter319
    @giantotter319 5 лет назад +894

    "Wow, is this really 20 minutes of high quality jojokes?"
    "Probably not"

    • @greenpooljama
      @greenpooljama 5 лет назад +3

      Giant Otter 420 likes lesgo

    • @SirMoFoDans4
      @SirMoFoDans4 5 лет назад +3

      @@greenpooljama Mission failed. We'll like 'em next time.

  • @necrozma4029
    @necrozma4029 4 года назад +189

    1:44 can we spend a moment to acknowledge that Joseph's makeup skills are not bad

    • @zeldaenby224
      @zeldaenby224 4 года назад +11

      Better than mine and I'm a grill

    • @necrozma4029
      @necrozma4029 4 года назад +16

      @@zeldaenby224 Better than mine as well and I'm monke
      I rejected humanity

    • @zeldaenby224
      @zeldaenby224 4 года назад +4

      @@necrozma4029 how do I become monke?

    • @necrozma4029
      @necrozma4029 4 года назад +3

      @@zeldaenby224 reject your humanity

    • @The_Biologist27
      @The_Biologist27 3 года назад +3

      @@zeldaenby224 no you are microwave

  • @marbledmarcy
    @marbledmarcy 5 лет назад +1170

    *yOu'Re SmOkInG a CiGaReTtE oF cOuRsE!*

    • @liquidred257
      @liquidred257 5 лет назад +2

      What is the origin of the sound clip

    • @PartyMain
      @PartyMain 5 лет назад +4

      Probably not

    • @nurvis297
      @nurvis297 5 лет назад +3

      sMoKiNg iS VeRy bAd

    • @thenukeld1541
      @thenukeld1541 5 лет назад

      SuCk JoTaRo

    • @mrspeki
      @mrspeki 5 лет назад

      @Mo Eniodunmo probably not

  • @exzyyd392
    @exzyyd392 5 лет назад +981

    "Hermit Purple: ZA WARUDO"
    Don't do that, don't give me hope

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 5 лет назад +98

      The true power of Hermit Purple Requiem

    • @brobot411
      @brobot411 5 лет назад +56

      We all know that Joseph needed a buff since he got nerfed to oblivion in the 3rd part

    • @aaronnguyen4506
      @aaronnguyen4506 5 лет назад +19

      Daman man dude if that’s a nerf what do u call him in part 4?

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 лет назад +16

      A JoJo Reference I don’t even recognize Joseph Joestar (JoJo) as oldman Joestar. They’re almost no similarities as is, so I just think of them as different characters.

    • @aaronnguyen4506
      @aaronnguyen4506 5 лет назад +25

      @@aaronlandry3934
      i wish they wouldn't nerf the part 3 characters so much. part 6 jotaro's nerfs are atrocious and part 4 joseph is just straight-up pathetic. i don't mind part 3 joseph because it at least kinda makes sense that with his old age he isn't as smart, but still ... sad at seeing such great jojo's turned essentially to fodder.

  • @svsadineni
    @svsadineni 5 лет назад +745

    "It can't be! I don't believe you! Avdol isn't dead!"
    *From inside Cream* "YES! I AM!"
    You have no idea how much I died during that part.

    • @flamewolfscout3978
      @flamewolfscout3978 4 года назад +30

      P R O B A B L Y N O T

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 4 года назад +23

      Much like how Abdul died during that part.

    • @am-cz2tf
      @am-cz2tf 4 года назад +10

      not as much as Avdol

    • @petra_the_trap
      @petra_the_trap 4 года назад +6

      -AAA- It's avdol.

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 4 года назад +6

      @@petra_the_trap It was originally meant to be Abdul in the manga but if you say Avdol it's fine too.

  • @xerxes7387
    @xerxes7387 4 года назад +117

    13:42
    I don't know if I should laugh or cry for this one

  • @samhorner2099
    @samhorner2099 4 года назад +741

    13:43
    *Avdol confirms his own death*

    • @aurelioleon1247
      @aurelioleon1247 4 года назад +50

      Polnareff: No, he cant be dead No way!
      Avdol: Yes, i am!

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 года назад +27

      icup Only to come back in Golden Cringe through a zipper portal (although missing his arms)

    • @NavinButt
      @NavinButt 4 года назад +7

      He was a good guy

    • @FallenAngel2k02
      @FallenAngel2k02 4 года назад +3

      Probably not

    • @Lollol-ty2nx
      @Lollol-ty2nx 3 года назад

      E

  • @yeet6957
    @yeet6957 5 лет назад +714

    "Kakyoin Vowed to be Resolute and to come into
    Jotaro's MOTHER, Holly."

  • @Soul93Taker
    @Soul93Taker 5 лет назад +657

    Dio:kills Kakyoin.
    Jotaro: Does this count as my mom beong saved?

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +13

      kakyoin never had a chance anyway cause he's not a milf hunter. also you mean being

    • @matthewguilbert2104
      @matthewguilbert2104 5 лет назад +6

      Soul93Taker Beong

    • @floydler_z
      @floydler_z 5 лет назад +2

      beong

    • @MrBillyBob0
      @MrBillyBob0 5 лет назад +5

      SHIN-AYE CACK-Q-IN

    • @bovvze
      @bovvze 5 лет назад +1

      *desperate confusion*

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +80

    16:34
    Genius, sounds like smth he’d say, in a parody of the show

  • @mizukisora7735
    @mizukisora7735 4 года назад +1569

    You have single-handedly made "Probably not" my favorite line in Stardust Crusaders. Congratulations.

  • @aaronmark3
    @aaronmark3 5 лет назад +828

    Sword boi: “Wait Mr Crab you just can’t leave me here”
    Mr Crab: “I about to end this mans whole career”

    • @herpydepth1204
      @herpydepth1204 5 лет назад +9

      Retired

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 5 лет назад +2

      I'm about to end this man's whole career... lITeRalLy! (cause uh RETIRED)

    • @lointmoint6703
      @lointmoint6703 5 лет назад +5

      Probably not

    • @zook3484
      @zook3484 5 лет назад

      I honestly thought you were talking about spongebob for a sec

  • @alexanderinoa7850
    @alexanderinoa7850 5 лет назад +455

    8:38 “And Polnareff fell for that?”
    “Unfortunately, Yes.”
    *That’s it. That’s the part.*

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 4 года назад +90

    "Avdol's not dead!"
    " *YES! I AM!!!* "
    Jesus christ this show is the gift that keeps on giving. Round one: the show. Round 2: the memes.

  • @sleepy990
    @sleepy990 5 лет назад +808

    “Dio, your crippling meth addiction is hurting the ones you love!”

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 лет назад +57

      Probably not

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +79

      *"There are spiders beneath my skin"* *proceeds to dig his nails into his head*

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 4 года назад +27

      Dio: Ha, jokes on you, my entire family is dead, hahahahahahhaahhahaha!
      *BAWLS EYES OUT BECAUSE EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS DEAD*

    • @floatingf8783
      @floatingf8783 4 года назад +11

      @@dragonlord3376 And then Dio murdered Giorno's stepfather and took his son back.

    • @king_crimson1708
      @king_crimson1708 4 года назад +4

      *T H E R E A R E S P I D E R S B E N E A T H M Y S K I N*

  • @randomduder6692
    @randomduder6692 4 года назад +474

    17:23
    Joseph screaming help while getting a barrage of knives coming at him really made me laugh so hard.

  • @uncovered_jager8931
    @uncovered_jager8931 4 года назад +509

    Internet model: I don't use photoshop in any of my photos! They are 100% natural!!!
    Random people behind her: 1:59

  • @gabbagooba298
    @gabbagooba298 4 года назад +276

    *Remember kids,if Diavolo dies in your story,it’s real in JoJo!*
    Now say it with me:
    *Anything is canon as long as Diavolo dies*

    • @Diablonecro18
      @Diablonecro18 3 года назад +1

      I- yes

    • @wierdosincorporated
      @wierdosincorporated 3 года назад +8

      Bur diavolo never truly dies so jojo itself aint canon

    • @gamingdoge2312
      @gamingdoge2312 3 года назад +1

      But what happens if diavolo doesn’t die but it still goes onto another time when he would’ve died?

    • @gabbagooba298
      @gabbagooba298 3 года назад

      @@gamingdoge2312 I don’t understand what you said

    • @gamingdoge2312
      @gamingdoge2312 3 года назад +1

      Hmmmm I understand what you mean, now fully understanding what I said I don’t understand either sorry

  • @NahmGaming
    @NahmGaming 5 лет назад +276

    “Killer Queen has already touched that *picture of Narancia*”
    Genius

    • @nickolias7292
      @nickolias7292 4 года назад +13

      killer queen has already touched that naranja

    • @sysyishot7859
      @sysyishot7859 4 года назад +8

      Nickolias I was hoping someone else understood that too

    • @moth1462
      @moth1462 4 года назад +8

      Don't u just hate it when ur pic of an orange explodes?

    • @pedromaciel4030
      @pedromaciel4030 4 года назад +2

      Laranja

    • @rice_and_potatoes
      @rice_and_potatoes 4 года назад

      Just in case people don’t know arancia means orange in Italian

  • @spregged7231
    @spregged7231 5 лет назад +328

    I love how seamless the High Noon joke is because they’re the same voice actor.

  • @raxmax1421
    @raxmax1421 4 года назад +601

    The main characters when they know they are gonna be attacked by stand users:
    Part 3: he's probably not a stand user we good
    Part 5: yo this guy looked at me funny he's the enemy let's kick the shit out of him.
    Part 4: I just lost weight, this has to be the work of an enemy stand!
    Edit: added part 4.

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 4 года назад +24

      I just lost weight = I lost more than 50% of my weight overnight.

    • @newmeta2668
      @newmeta2668 3 года назад +7

      @@pedronunes3063 without any visible loss too

    • @snailsinker5142
      @snailsinker5142 3 года назад +2

      Lmao the part 4 one tho I wouldn’t even be mad about weight loss

  • @lefteron6804
    @lefteron6804 3 года назад +47

    Say Joseph. Why didn't you bring any of those vampire instakill lights that were developed 50 years ago.

  • @TacoToaster
    @TacoToaster 5 лет назад +235

    17:14 "IT'S TIME TO STOP TIME!" is my absolute favorite The World joke, and I say it all the time XD

  • @mrixzz8127
    @mrixzz8127 4 года назад +517

    Dogs in JoJo: Exist
    Araki: You know the rules and so do I

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 5 лет назад +323

    "It's more powerful than your Hermit Purple!"
    "Somehow Wrong"

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 5 лет назад +6

      Maxisamo1
      Probably not

    • @leytonsnape5902
      @leytonsnape5902 5 лет назад +1

      @@UmbraMan1 probably not

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 4 года назад +2

      At least hermit purple does something without needing your opponent to touch a electrical outlet. And hermit purple also can’t be countered by the joestar secret family technique

  • @smashpax5963
    @smashpax5963 4 года назад +144

    11:12 love this lol, im dying

  • @cherrylemon2940
    @cherrylemon2940 5 лет назад +244

    "This is what really happened" *america*
    *"HERMIT PURPLE, ZA WARUDO-"*

  • @magentaformula025
    @magentaformula025 5 лет назад +695

    Watch it just be a longer re post of the April fools video.

    • @Pigganon
      @Pigganon 5 лет назад +31

      Probably not

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 5 лет назад +1

      @@Pigganon r/woooosh

    • @martinpurrmann5063
      @martinpurrmann5063 5 лет назад +17

      @@TheKitKatThe r/wooosh right back to ya

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe 5 лет назад

      Martin Purrmann that... was not a joke....

    • @nanachi_seven
      @nanachi_seven 5 лет назад +19

      @@TheKitKatThe did you watch the video
      probably not

  • @arsyttava257
    @arsyttava257 4 года назад +292

    14:10 the amount of layers to this stupid joke is incredible and i love it,,

    • @__-eu7wu
      @__-eu7wu 4 года назад +2

      fuck hahahahahahahaha😱😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GoldenHeart08
      @GoldenHeart08 2 года назад +1

      What song is it

  • @chillman958
    @chillman958 4 года назад +58

    Joseph Joestar is dead.
    His last words where,
    “Probably not.”

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper  5 лет назад +1992

    Me: Finally uploads another Jojo video
    The comments: It has been 50 years

    • @sunsetlegion2865
      @sunsetlegion2865 5 лет назад +20

      We've been waiting for this longer than Dio at the bottom of the sea.

    • @brysonstiles6737
      @brysonstiles6737 5 лет назад +4

      Ok to be fair Kars and sheer heart attack may not have been invincible but they are pretty damn close to it

    • @brysonstiles6737
      @brysonstiles6737 5 лет назад +1

      Jack Duripper I must know what time line did Joseph beat dio with hermit purple

    • @dragonkid9332
      @dragonkid9332 5 лет назад

      I can't believe you killed Schafrillas

    • @aerosolaris
      @aerosolaris 5 лет назад

      "That yoUtUbE pOop's a hundred years old son."

  • @bleachedshadow9981
    @bleachedshadow9981 5 лет назад +510

    Mentions Projared cheating
    Joseph sweating in the background

    • @coreypatton6290
      @coreypatton6290 5 лет назад +38

      Well that whole ProJared thing hasn't really aged that well.

    • @alexstapleton6339
      @alexstapleton6339 5 лет назад +3

      What happened?

    • @coreypatton6290
      @coreypatton6290 5 лет назад +18

      @@alexstapleton6339 Jared resented real evidence to cancel culture in a video.

    • @viccyyboii3308
      @viccyyboii3308 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't Age well

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 5 лет назад +6

      Imagine being dumb enough to believe that Projared did nothing wrong.

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 4 года назад +459

    11:21
    This sounds like something Dio would actually do

  • @mowithdaflow
    @mowithdaflow 4 года назад +41

    “I will say the n word one last time”
    IM DYING LMAOOO

  • @hahaa4294
    @hahaa4294 5 лет назад +346

    Jotaro: Kakyoin, Iggy, Avdol...
    *SpeedwagOnnnnNnn*

    • @fregyt
      @fregyt 5 лет назад +7

      Best part of the whole video

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 4 года назад

      My free time

    • @bingoccolon
      @bingoccolon 4 года назад

      probably not

    • @fregyt
      @fregyt 4 года назад

      @@bingoccolon stand user?

    • @toxicxted4230
      @toxicxted4230 4 года назад

      *w e e d w a g o n*

  • @weeping_me362
    @weeping_me362 5 лет назад +575

    Pollenaref : If you ever need my help I'll come running!
    (Gets put in wheelchair and never sees Joseph or Jotaro in cannon ever again)
    Joseph : *PROBABLY NOT*

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 5 лет назад +30

      Funny enough he met back up with Jotaro before the events of DiU and Vento Aureo to find the Stand Arrows

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 5 лет назад +9

      @@ratchetexperience8379
      Really? I didn't know about that. To be honest,I haven't seen part 5 yet

    • @zacmcculloch721
      @zacmcculloch721 5 лет назад +19

      Turtles cant run

    • @DamnedPunk135
      @DamnedPunk135 5 лет назад +5

      Where’s the probably not from?

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 лет назад +19

      Crazy Groundhog He was in Egypt and a Stand guy was stalking them like always and Polereff said “You think it could be an enemy Stand?”, and Joseph said “Probably not.”, even though it was pretty obvious

  • @elanerd4080
    @elanerd4080 5 лет назад +304

    10:40
    "Standiwork of the hand user"

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 4 года назад +34

    16:22
    Luckily for Dio that wasn’t the car of another senator, the one you don’t fuck with...
    (He played college ball ya know)

    • @CoryMinx
      @CoryMinx 2 года назад +2

      Standing here...I realise

    • @Darkwolf69420
      @Darkwolf69420 Год назад

      Who would win between the two

  • @h3lpm4h
    @h3lpm4h 5 лет назад +770

    2:13 *「Killer Queen」 Has Already Touched The 「NARANCIA」*

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +11

      RIP.

    • @connorrose_0447
      @connorrose_0447 5 лет назад +8

      The fence.

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 5 лет назад +43

      Narancia is from the word arancia which mean orange

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 5 лет назад +10

      HE WAS TOO YOUNG

    • @user-pr3jm9jx1f
      @user-pr3jm9jx1f 5 лет назад +3

      @@kaenryuuart543 thought it was kind of a homophone to naranja in spanish but that works too

  • @angelicoe9540
    @angelicoe9540 5 лет назад +312

    Therapist: Jotaro Crimson isn't real
    Jotaro Crimson: 1:56

    • @VirTuneCS
      @VirTuneCS 5 лет назад +25

      Holy shit he even included epitaph

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 5 лет назад +14

      Probably not

    • @Johannesburgus
      @Johannesburgus 5 лет назад +2

      Bro, I didn't even notice. This guy is a genius

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +1

      Holy shit I didn't notice that

    • @V_SABITRON
      @V_SABITRON 5 лет назад +1

      king platinum (btw duripper even added the little detail of seeing the future throught the hair)

  • @conoradams428
    @conoradams428 5 лет назад +177

    “An Ambulance!”
    Kira: *neck cracking sound*

  • @keelkun3221
    @keelkun3221 3 года назад +48

    17:41 laughed a bit more than I should have

  • @kelvinjoubrel3747
    @kelvinjoubrel3747 5 лет назад +253

    Is this a jojo reference?
    Joseph : probably not.

  • @lemonsticks4754
    @lemonsticks4754 5 лет назад +199

    11:55 FINALLY, KAKYOIN CAN SHOW HIS TRUE FORM AS A GAMER JUST LOOKING FOR SOME HOLLY KUJO COOCHIE

    • @Barple_Bapkins
      @Barple_Bapkins 5 лет назад +8

      We live in a society

    • @henrydragonsbane4260
      @henrydragonsbane4260 5 лет назад +4

      He loves coochie so much, he named his son Coochie Hirose.

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 5 лет назад +1

      Dio was Kyle from school.

    • @confusedjay717
      @confusedjay717 5 лет назад

      @@henrydragonsbane4260 Kakyoin during Stardust Crusaders: 17
      Koichi during Diamond Is Unbreakable: 15
      Amount of years between the two parts: 10
      *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +263

    Joseph: Oh boy, I’m finally dead, now I can go see my best friend, Caesar, the hottest man who ever lived, Speedwagon, and my grandfather, Jonat-
    Jotaro transferring the blood in Dio’s body back to Joseph’s: *No*

    • @hypersonic2828
      @hypersonic2828 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @johncameron1935
      @johncameron1935 4 года назад +30

      Joseph: can I finally, finally find peace?
      Jotaro: P R O B A B L Y N O T

    • @laena1091
      @laena1091 4 года назад +3

      probably not.

  • @franciscop.garcia9931
    @franciscop.garcia9931 3 года назад +23

    The speedwagon foudation do deserve more respect for losing many workers just to help the dangerous journey the stardust crusaders.
    Just look at the ending. 21:45

  • @wolfwoodfr
    @wolfwoodfr 5 лет назад +223

    "it happened in one of the timelines"
    now i wanna see this timeline

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +8

      This timeline features all Part 3 Characters killing DIO. (Also somehow Josuke)

    • @allenvalles5859
      @allenvalles5859 5 лет назад +4

      @@suckerman7gm and Gordon Ramsey

    • @ablzk
      @ablzk 4 года назад

      You did tho

    • @mikejeee4588
      @mikejeee4588 4 года назад

      probably not

  • @aspacetoaster
    @aspacetoaster 4 года назад +277

    *16:42*
    “HERMIT PURPLE, ZA WARUDO!” Scene

  • @amirulghazali3178
    @amirulghazali3178 5 лет назад +562

    13:43
    Polnareff:I dont believe you Avdol is not dead
    Avdol:YES I AM
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @endermax195
      @endermax195 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😂😂😂😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mikedbz8530
      @mikedbz8530 4 года назад +10

      13:42

    • @hannahstarinieri1351
      @hannahstarinieri1351 4 года назад +1

      This made me laugh more than I should have

  • @stalekale1266
    @stalekale1266 4 года назад +45

    Mariah's English voice actor actually sounds like her Japanese voice actor if they were English
    wow

  • @chromatic_delusions
    @chromatic_delusions 4 года назад +248

    "I don't know the meaning of the word panic"
    **laughs in nigerundayo**

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 4 года назад +21

      Nah, thas just a *TACTIC RETREAT*

    • @medic9092
      @medic9092 4 года назад +9

      @@jestfullgremblim8002 Probably not

    • @quadmanrider2795
      @quadmanrider2795 3 года назад +6

      @@medic9092 Next you'll say: NIGERUNDAYO

    • @huskpl3yz358
      @huskpl3yz358 3 года назад +5

      @@quadmanrider2795 NIGERUNDAYO--- NANI!?!?!?!?!?

    • @somebodyfamiliar6476
      @somebodyfamiliar6476 3 года назад +1

      @@huskpl3yz358 I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer. -ORAs intensify-

  • @Jevix-xl1tx
    @Jevix-xl1tx 4 года назад +391

    4:29
    Kakyoin: How are Jotaro and the others?
    Doctor: Polnaraff got possed by a sword or something
    Kakyoin: I see...
    Doctor: no you can't.

  • @hiropisku1078
    @hiropisku1078 5 лет назад +447

    To explain how Joseph got the ability to use The World's time stop is quite simple. You see: It-
    was probably due in fact that within this timeline, Enya was given the stand arrow that Dio possessed in order to create new stand users in order to fight the Stardust Crusaders. However upon her defeat, the stardust crusaders would most likely obtain said bow and arrow, with the group holding unto it before storing it somewhere safe with the Speedwagon foundation. Joseph would be the one most likely to hold unto the stand arrow given his body's natural intuition regarding mystical artifacts (I.e. Red Stone of Aja). When encountering DIO, the stand arrow would respond to Joseph's desire to defeat DIO (in a similar manner to Kira's awakening) and be given a new stand ability as a result, thus giving him time stop and turning Hermit Purple, into Hermit Purple: The World allowing for DIO's death.

    • @fernandoj8479
      @fernandoj8479 5 лет назад +52

      Top ten conspiracy Theories Science still can't disprove

    • @hojish
      @hojish 5 лет назад +47

      I've heard worse theories. Headcanon Accepted.

    • @Nijwol707true
      @Nijwol707true 5 лет назад +34

      Probably not

    • @brobot411
      @brobot411 5 лет назад +32

      Since i feel that Joseph got an unfair nerf in this part, headcannon accepted

    • @Melanin_Magician
      @Melanin_Magician 5 лет назад +4

      What a theory to something never happened if only this happened and then it's one of those ARAKI FORGOT moments

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 4 года назад +31

    Frickin hell why do Jojo and Spongebob make such a perfect fusion?

  • @evol_253k3
    @evol_253k3 5 лет назад +162

    The real question is why Egypt, Dio couldn't just go to like the arctic where darkness can last longer and it's not excruciatingly hot most of the time.

    • @cocowarrior211
      @cocowarrior211 5 лет назад +40

      Evol_253kッ Well then how is he gettin blood for his sustenance, penguins?

    • @evol_253k3
      @evol_253k3 5 лет назад +10

      @@cocowarrior211 yeeeeeesssssss

    • @evol_253k3
      @evol_253k3 5 лет назад +1

      @@cocowarrior211 but then why not Alaska or Canada

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 5 лет назад +11

      @@evol_253k3 but egypt has much cooler stuff.

    • @sircharlesninefingers4170
      @sircharlesninefingers4170 5 лет назад +9

      'Cause he just spent 100 years under water. Would you want to be anywhere near water after that? Egypt.

  • @aaronmark3
    @aaronmark3 5 лет назад +137

    Y E A H I C H E A T E D A N D I M O K W I T H A T
    “The kind of face that was just begging to be hit”

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 5 лет назад +1

      I remember that review. Now was that the greatest and best foreshadowing in the world?
      ...Probably not.

  • @neroledoot20
    @neroledoot20 5 лет назад +590

    17:18
    MUDA
    MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
    HELP ME, OH MY GOOOOO-
    I legit just want that as it's own little video

    • @Airut_Agate
      @Airut_Agate 5 лет назад +2

      I just screen recorded it

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 3 года назад +26

    ...And so Jotaro had crippling PTSD everytime he saw the count on Sesame Street
    Great Job, Jack.

  • @dunkienugg8792
    @dunkienugg8792 5 лет назад +131

    0:19 me and the boys getting stands to keep lord DIO's cheeks from getting clapped.

  • @Bruhoo147
    @Bruhoo147 4 года назад +473

    Me: Is Part 6 of the anime gonna release?
    Joseph: Probably not.

  • @asap314
    @asap314 5 лет назад +893

    Me to the video: “Oh, you’re approaching me?”
    Video: “I can’t have you watch me without getting closer”
    Me: “OH HO, then come as close as you like”

    • @kapteniglu7161
      @kapteniglu7161 5 лет назад +7

      Cant give you a like because 69

    • @asap314
      @asap314 5 лет назад +3

      baum geruch it’s too late my brethren

    • @kapteniglu7161
      @kapteniglu7161 5 лет назад +4

      @@asap314 see you with 420

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 5 лет назад +10

      overused joke format:
      *Oh, YoU'rE aPpRoAcHiNg Me?¿¿*
      U:
      *i cant low effort shitpost without using this low-hanging fruit*
      The joke:
      *then fall as far as u like*

    • @asap314
      @asap314 5 лет назад +5

      Love-colored Master Succ Hey man, sometimes it just be like that

  • @weather5040
    @weather5040 4 года назад +22

    xD I can't stop laughing ever since he said "the pain killers must be pain killers"

  • @Katakuna616
    @Katakuna616 4 года назад +167

    7:07 that accurately depicts Iggy.
    He's just there and doesn't care.

  • @vezalt1492
    @vezalt1492 5 лет назад +75

    4:19
    "The painkillers must be painkillers"
    "P r o b a b l y N o t"

  • @a-drewg1716
    @a-drewg1716 5 лет назад +215

    17:00 is now my official canon, thank you very much.

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 года назад +7

      D4C universe

    • @nobbler9165
      @nobbler9165 4 года назад +10

      This is what really happened it's just that araki decided Jotaro had to kill DIO

  • @SeriousBusinessman.
    @SeriousBusinessman. 4 года назад +6

    Thanks, Jack, for giving me the satisfaction and happiness I should've felt at the end of part 3. I was too busy laughing from Joseph doing the DIO thing with Jotaro too really feel anything from the ending since I had already seen it while laughing. I kinda forgot about the ending until this was done. Bye!

  • @misfortunehula
    @misfortunehula 5 лет назад +2961

    Holy shit, a good JoJo YTP?
    Probably not.

    • @gloglocito1261
      @gloglocito1261 5 лет назад +92

      Yes! It is!

    • @gloglocito1261
      @gloglocito1261 5 лет назад +53

      @Shinobi God It was well edited and funny. I mean, maybe it wasnt good for you but mostly ppl liked it

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад +7

      you must be new here

    • @ramendude4062
      @ramendude4062 5 лет назад +4

      Yes, I am

    • @misfortunehula
      @misfortunehula 5 лет назад +6

      @Eczéma Pénien You thought your first original joke would be Jonathan, but it was me, Dio!

  • @h3lpm4h
    @h3lpm4h 5 лет назад +429

    0:18 *Me And The Boys When We Are Being Converted In 「STAND USERS」*

    • @shayfarrelly6789
      @shayfarrelly6789 5 лет назад +2

      @Ethan Kellerman it's a meme. Me and the boys (insert funny joke)

    • @murlocruse7180
      @murlocruse7180 5 лет назад

      @@shayfarrelly6789 wOOSH

  • @waylonmomo2109
    @waylonmomo2109 4 года назад +939

    11:13
    Kakyoin never got to his milf. He died for the one women who made him feel not alone. This is so sad. Can this hit 1 like.

  • @MonJilley
    @MonJilley 3 года назад +6

    I absolutely cannot get over the Epitath on Oingo predicting the next face warp on Polnareff. Comedy Gold.

  • @mastergame1311
    @mastergame1311 5 лет назад +163

    Dang, that was an impressive piece of media.
    I can't believe KaK is Sans.

    • @lointmoint6703
      @lointmoint6703 5 лет назад +8

      Probably not

    • @edi3185
      @edi3185 5 лет назад +1

      @@lointmoint6703 this must be the work of a ene-probably not

    • @niahig4428
      @niahig4428 5 лет назад +1

      Undertale is such a powerful stand that it got Kakyoin

  • @scathingtake1376
    @scathingtake1376 5 лет назад +159

    Joseph died doing what he loved - saying the N-word.
    We should all be so lucky.

  • @sharpstrike7697
    @sharpstrike7697 5 лет назад +396

    Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH!
    DIO: *More like "belongs in the trash"*

    • @sumdud2129
      @sumdud2129 5 лет назад +5

      It's funny because it's true

    • @jotarokujojoestar5027
      @jotarokujojoestar5027 5 лет назад +1

      Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH!
      DIO: *BELONGS IN THE TRASH*

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 лет назад

      dio: more like belongs in my ass

    • @justsimon3114
      @justsimon3114 5 лет назад

      And since Kakyoin is a painter, emerald splash is his art, he couldn't STAND that criticism.

  • @Fifocz
    @Fifocz 4 года назад +18

    Ah yes, the Morioh Fire Department Ambulance.

  • @Setsuzation
    @Setsuzation 4 года назад +97

    21:00 i love how he says "high noon" at night time

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 4 года назад +154

    1:48 "Hmmmmm..."
    1:55 *"Hmmmmm..."*
    1:59 *" H M M M M M . . ."*

  • @zinniegirl_lass
    @zinniegirl_lass 5 лет назад +541

    Me: *Doesn't study for test*
    "I'll be fine"
    My grades: 12:01

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 Год назад +8

    16:09
    Aw damn, Dio really IS evil
    He killed the one politician who actually pays his taxes

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 10 месяцев назад

      it took me until just now to realize that this was basically a reskin of the top comment how did i not see that

  • @sheeeesh9745
    @sheeeesh9745 5 лет назад +116

    You missed the chance to have the plane crash into the volcano at the end

  • @okplay9446
    @okplay9446 5 лет назад +709

    16:51 Young Joseph would have done that

    • @Himursa
      @Himursa 5 лет назад +119

      Probably not

    • @okplay9446
      @okplay9446 5 лет назад +8

      @@Himursa 😂

    • @okplay9446
      @okplay9446 5 лет назад +8

      Wow thats a lot of likes...

    • @Tanandrum
      @Tanandrum 5 лет назад +42

      If Dio was in part 2 Joseph would fake him stoping time to put Dio into confusion.
      That would be dope.

    • @tssleepy4150
      @tssleepy4150 5 лет назад +3

      Young Joseph would win any battle even if he lost both of his legs

  • @rose52152
    @rose52152 5 лет назад +581

    17:33 "I will say the n word one last time in my final moments. ni... nig"
    21:10 "I've survived saying the n word. I have achieved ultimate power!"