Jojo vs Dio but its an Aprils Fools shitpost

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • RIP all the dummies who got April fooled back when this was disguised as an actual sequel to Starduck Crusaders.

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  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper  5 лет назад +764

    Thanks for 20,000 subs everybody! Now let's hope this video doesn't make me lose them all

    • @zerotwoprofilepicture2064
      @zerotwoprofilepicture2064 5 лет назад +8

      Meh I seen worst also u hype for bl3 as well?

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  5 лет назад +7

      @@zerotwoprofilepicture2064 so fucking hype I completionisted Borderlands 2

    • @yaboi194
      @yaboi194 5 лет назад

      nice

    • @grugerkaarme4898
      @grugerkaarme4898 5 лет назад

      Impressive!

    • @paulolagran1666
      @paulolagran1666 5 лет назад

      Jack Durriper That's weird i thought this part 2 of stardust crusaders would be longer but 5 minutes? not so much

  • @Sunlight_754
    @Sunlight_754 5 лет назад +1078

    Are you happy? Are you satisfied with the pure raw energy of hatred? I have just witnessed 5 minutes of what is possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I feel dumber having watched this. After having saying that I am proud to say that this video reminded me to turn on notifications and you have received a like.
    Keep up the good work

    • @sr.piedra3802
      @sr.piedra3802 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, this is definitely a great work

    • @kotarojujo6365
      @kotarojujo6365 5 лет назад +8

      They got us in the first half not gonna lie.

    • @johnbuster4268
      @johnbuster4268 5 лет назад +13

      Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half

    • @mjrhmekssh
      @mjrhmekssh 5 лет назад +1

      This would make for a great copy pasta

    • @calamariman
      @calamariman 5 лет назад +1

      Heh 666 likes

  • @mikaLtubeyou
    @mikaLtubeyou 5 лет назад +1141

    NANI ?! An april fool's joke on april fool's ?! IS THIS THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND ?!

    • @largid
      @largid 5 лет назад +18

      Probably not (c) Joseph Mrr Jousturr

    • @PlexusDuMenton
      @PlexusDuMenton 5 лет назад +8

      Stand Name : AprilCeption
      Stand User : Jack Duripper
      AprilCeption is able to create an april fool's joke on april fool's, breaking all knowed laws of april fool's

    • @NeoUnderscore
      @NeoUnderscore 5 лет назад +11

      *P R O B A B L Y N O T*

    • @kingteadeeri9476
      @kingteadeeri9476 5 лет назад +7

      _Probably not_

    • @genericfurrydegenerate2797
      @genericfurrydegenerate2797 5 лет назад +7

      Stand Name: Most likely not of the truth.
      Stand User: Josephu jooshstar
      Stand Ability: P R O B A B L Y N O T

  • @crimson5pider
    @crimson5pider 5 лет назад +911

    Stand Name: April Fools
    Stand User: Jack Duripper

    • @chanhjohnnguyen1867
      @chanhjohnnguyen1867 5 лет назад +13

      Stand name: 「April Fools」

    • @jazzy9809
      @jazzy9809 5 лет назад +9

      The Red Spider it can only be used on that day

    • @ZsNOTCute
      @ZsNOTCute 5 лет назад +5

      On said date it makes the characters self aware there in a video.

    • @ZsNOTCute
      @ZsNOTCute 5 лет назад +3

      @@jazzy9809 aswell as gives them all amazing fortnite moves.
      LOOK AT DIO DAB MAN!

    • @supremelunatherenamon749
      @supremelunatherenamon749 5 лет назад

      I have A Stand and Is Name Is Ice neo Blizzard
      And I'm A Master Of My Stand

  • @ShaneSDCR
    @ShaneSDCR 5 лет назад +48

    Imagine DIO approching you while dancing like this.
    just imagine

  • @DouglasStewart99
    @DouglasStewart99 5 лет назад +136

    *Expected "High Effort" Stardust Crusaders memes*
    *Got "High Effort" April Fools Jojoke*
    So in other words, quality content nonetheless.

  • @falconstudios146
    @falconstudios146 5 лет назад +723

    It's just 5 straight minutes of Jotaro doing Fortnite Dances.
    It's Art.

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 5 лет назад +78

      Correction: DIO gets in on it halfway through.

    • @Xendrick
      @Xendrick 5 лет назад +73

      Nahh, some of them were TF2 dances, so that was okay for me at least

    • @Oggy5000-u8b
      @Oggy5000-u8b 5 лет назад +23

      It's just an endurance test. How much earape can you handle?

    • @dierdoge591
      @dierdoge591 5 лет назад +12

      The distortion is cumworthy

    • @currentlybeingremade9706
      @currentlybeingremade9706 5 лет назад +3

      JustYaBoi Fortnite is trash.
      I think it taints Jojo.. a bit

  • @shilopnamreg6468
    @shilopnamreg6468 5 лет назад +104

    Just imagine, for a moment. Imagine future humans looking back to this point in time, to see what our generation contributed to the future of humanity. Imagine them looking in disgust at this descent into madness and sterility. Imagine being talked about in the future for contributing THIS to humanity.
    Our ancestors are rolling in their graves at the prospect of this autism, yet all we can do is bask in it.
    Good may-may.

    • @freeze_electric
      @freeze_electric 3 года назад +1

      Shilop Namreg LMAOOOOO THE THOUGHT OF THIS IS TOO FUNNY, HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO REACT TO MASTERPIECES LIKE THIS VIDEO

  • @cannonballking7
    @cannonballking7 5 лет назад +244

    All of mankind's greatest minds throughout the ages. Billions of humans before this point in time. And the unknown amount of years since the big bang leading up to this amalgamation of pain and suffering incarnate. Something that hurts me on a physical, emotional and mental level, and something of which i can point to on the grand timeline of the universe as the date the deterioration of human culture as a whole reached it's lowest point.
    It gives me great agony to say from the very depths of the now black void known as my soul...
    Nice meme it got a good laugh from me and the pure bass is music to my ears. Keep making such quality content as this for years to come.

    • @cannonballking7
      @cannonballking7 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks for that and congrats for getting 20K subs keep up the good work.

    • @wheat8789
      @wheat8789 5 лет назад

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie.

  • @literaltrash8652
    @literaltrash8652 5 лет назад +19

    3:29
    YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS 5 MINUTES OF JOTARO DANCING, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

  • @atlasreborn7221
    @atlasreborn7221 5 лет назад +217

    I watched 5 minutes of Jotaro and DIO doing Fortnite/TF2 dances...god damn you.
    GOD DAMN YOU JACK

  • @DodgeNCounter
    @DodgeNCounter 5 лет назад +73

    I got pranked!? On April Fools?!That's it! I'm gonna say the N-word.
    *NANI!?!?!?*
    But seriously despite my infinite disappointment in you rn the models for Jotaro and *DIO* were actually pretty good.

  • @lawkeeperkai3477
    @lawkeeperkai3477 5 лет назад +37

    Plot Twist:
    D I O was Ninja and Jotaro got banned for stream sniping

    • @lief5957
      @lief5957 5 лет назад +2

      Wait for the emote wait for the emote

  • @VongolaXanxus
    @VongolaXanxus 5 лет назад +250

    Is that the emotes from JoJo: Last Survivor
    I know the entire video is Jotaro and Dio dancing so im a watch the entire thing

  • @XD-hu5ij
    @XD-hu5ij 5 лет назад +12

    i can't tell if this is the best or worst shitpost i've ever seen

  • @jei8798
    @jei8798 5 лет назад +8

    Why did that have to be
    *4*
    *minutes*
    *long?*

  • @TT-fw8hs
    @TT-fw8hs 5 лет назад +24

    And time begins to move again......

  • @NerdBirdHerdMisc.
    @NerdBirdHerdMisc. 5 лет назад +6

    Jotaro uses a campfire in Fortnite to heal after defeating the stripper attached to his great grandfather’s body (1988)

  • @texasred9372
    @texasred9372 5 лет назад +124

    I am ruining my sleep schedule just so I can watch this

    • @Bingo440
      @Bingo440 5 лет назад +5

      First time?

    • @Andy-ih4no
      @Andy-ih4no 5 лет назад +4

      @@Bingo440 987654321th time?

    • @kazum9746
      @kazum9746 5 лет назад +4

      Well I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

    • @ihaveaddr1stickinmypc117
      @ihaveaddr1stickinmypc117 5 лет назад +3

      As an fbi agent in think your sleep schedule is ruined by you having to watch people masturbate to DIO hentai

    • @bingleboink
      @bingleboink 5 лет назад +2

      same vro

  • @nintendoboi7986
    @nintendoboi7986 5 лет назад +6

    my ears hurt more than kakoyin`s donut.
    R.I.P. Kakoyin
    Turns out, you can deflect the Emerald Splash.

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert 5 лет назад +7

    Seeing Jotaro do Fortnite dances made me physically recoil in agony.
    Luckily the TF2 dances fixed my pain.
    And then DIO gave it back.

  • @jenwestendorf8098
    @jenwestendorf8098 5 лет назад +19

    WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  • @lastmanstanding7155
    @lastmanstanding7155 5 лет назад +6

    Me:Should I watch an abovious JoJoke video?
    My mind: YES! YES! YES!

  • @chadiusGomk
    @chadiusGomk 5 лет назад +29

    I was so hyped and then I saw this!
    I'm gonna sue you >:[

  • @skoomaaddict1010
    @skoomaaddict1010 5 лет назад +4

    Honestly, I want to comment a lengthy sophisticated sounding comment about the universe or how our ancestors would be disappointed, but shit man I'm just too lazy. Have a like and subscription.

  • @teelor5987
    @teelor5987 5 лет назад +5

    I know it's just a video and it's not supposed to physically hurt me, but I think I'm about to fall into a coma with just how much pain this causes me

  • @xx_admiralhipper420_xx9
    @xx_admiralhipper420_xx9 5 лет назад +21

    What the hell is this? This is not even an april fools video.
    This is another blessing from God

  • @wesleyjones4036
    @wesleyjones4036 5 лет назад +9

    jotaro doing the freaking mannrobics killed me

  • @alcatraz160
    @alcatraz160 5 лет назад +16

    So when's Starfucks crusaders?

  • @koolkid4657
    @koolkid4657 5 лет назад +3

    I was wearing headphones
    Ow

  • @dream3r42
    @dream3r42 5 лет назад +2

    rename this video to: "Dio is Gone"

  • @someoneusedtobeknown2645
    @someoneusedtobeknown2645 5 лет назад +2

    Gottem with that intro though.

  • @abshah8514
    @abshah8514 5 лет назад +15

    but how is dio alive after jojo fortnite danced on his corpse?

    • @lanfour4444
      @lanfour4444 5 лет назад +1

      I guess he got memed to life.

    • @jazzy9809
      @jazzy9809 5 лет назад +2

      Ab Shah April fools nigga

    • @CarmenLC
      @CarmenLC 5 лет назад +1

      Stando Powa!

  • @donutdynosaur4363
    @donutdynosaur4363 5 лет назад +1

    Stand:EarRAPEU
    StandMaster:SpIrTOfApRilFoOlS
    StandAbility:MaKeS yOu ClIcK On JaCkDuRiPper ViDeO's
    If YoU dOnT cLiCk YoUr EaR cOmBuStS fRoM eArRaPe

  • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
    @josetomascamposrobledano4618 5 лет назад +10

    Jotaro killed DIO by giving him Fortnite/cancer and then brought him back to live with said cancer

  • @pepperjackgayming6824
    @pepperjackgayming6824 5 лет назад +1

    I came here to see what I thought was going to be an actual JJBA YTP, but was instead treated to Jotaro/Dio doing Fortnite dances and the Scout variants of some TF2 dances. 69/10, would watch again

  • @RedShadowAMV
    @RedShadowAMV 5 лет назад +2

    dang
    that got me

  • @greatgander3149
    @greatgander3149 5 лет назад +1

    this is actually what happened. it was just censored because actually publishing this through legitimate means would be considered crimes against humanity.

  • @JohnWhite-ry8te
    @JohnWhite-ry8te 5 лет назад +1

    Only people with the N-word pass remember when it was called Starbucks crusaders.

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 5 лет назад +1

    You have given me a murderous lust.

  • @tilick2144
    @tilick2144 5 лет назад +1

    I watched this at starbucks

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +2

    Wow those are some nice dance moves

  • @zerotwoprofilepicture2064
    @zerotwoprofilepicture2064 5 лет назад +7

    First but I type slow

  • @gziddy7340
    @gziddy7340 5 лет назад +2

    is this actually a 5 minute video of Jotaro and Dio doing fortnite dances?

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 5 лет назад +1

    *_tHiS mUsT bE tHe wOrK oF aN eNeMy StAnD!_*

  • @imperialguardsman135
    @imperialguardsman135 5 лет назад +1

    3:19 *IT'S CONGA TIME IN OZ!*

  • @armedox314
    @armedox314 5 лет назад +1

    The thumbnail is my school and discord account profile pic!

  • @toongamer2810
    @toongamer2810 5 лет назад +1

    I can't tell you how many times I've seen or heard the "oh, you're approaching me?" Scene.

  • @areosmithwagon9890
    @areosmithwagon9890 5 лет назад +1

    2:59
    Delicious
    Finally, some good fucking dancing.

  • @fre3zy133
    @fre3zy133 2 года назад +1

    bro dio got spilt in half and yet he still fucking ascended to heaven bro dio is a menace and i love it

  • @szymonwilczynski866
    @szymonwilczynski866 5 лет назад +1

    i'll never regret wathing the whole thing
    i'll keep it deep in my hart, and "homework" folder

  • @MyRedHulk
    @MyRedHulk 5 лет назад +5

    God dammit, April fool's day only has 62 minutes left to go in the UK and I still got prank'd. Ripp'd off.

  • @leftiy8917
    @leftiy8917 3 года назад +1

    Pls stop jotaro emote it is late night and I'm laughing too hard

  • @kcikdubb
    @kcikdubb 5 лет назад +2

    a beautiful duwang

  • @rachydomo
    @rachydomo 4 года назад +1

    I fucking hate this and I fucking love it

  • @iSpEcKz--
    @iSpEcKz-- 5 лет назад +2

    I DIO aprove

  • @datrickster8674
    @datrickster8674 5 лет назад +1

    Ok thats a bit more funny. Thank you.

  • @donaldduke1095
    @donaldduke1095 5 лет назад +2

    I ain't even mad

  • @abhasingh5627
    @abhasingh5627 5 лет назад +1

    Are you satisfied now?
    Did our suffering make you happy....

  • @YanYan-ps3ny
    @YanYan-ps3ny 5 лет назад +2

    5:56 Ear candy XD

  • @dred814
    @dred814 5 лет назад +2

    There is like only 3 frames of dio burning

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper  5 лет назад

      I could have used more, it would have taken literally no effort, but I like how shitty it looked it suited the video

  • @adreeeandanothere510
    @adreeeandanothere510 5 лет назад +1

    Great. Make that the 6th time I’ve been fooled by RUclips

  • @brando5541
    @brando5541 5 лет назад +1

    dio is actually jotaro 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱

  • @seanhynan1481
    @seanhynan1481 5 лет назад +1

    Ah, so this is why pucci reset the universe...

  • @DeductedSpy
    @DeductedSpy 4 года назад +1

    Ok, so maybe I did watch the whole thing, so what

  • @leonardocardenas3234
    @leonardocardenas3234 5 лет назад +1

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one

  • @FricsGaming
    @FricsGaming 5 лет назад +1

    is it bad that i've watched the entire video?

  • @hanstelgotto8549
    @hanstelgotto8549 5 лет назад +1

    I liked it when Dio default dance

  • @flaco3462
    @flaco3462 5 лет назад +1

    wow that was legitimately awful

  • @laurienator12
    @laurienator12 5 лет назад +1

    I think I need new headphones.. and ears

  • @solamphi
    @solamphi 5 лет назад +1

    *cough*
    this made me cry

  • @DarkDraconX1
    @DarkDraconX1 5 лет назад +1

    Dio and I have the same reaction.

  • @dolox8430
    @dolox8430 4 года назад +1

    Winner of the Nobel peace prize

  • @yaboi194
    @yaboi194 5 лет назад +2

    NO

  • @novadome
    @novadome 4 года назад +1

    I like to imagine that this is cannon

  • @deadweight7334
    @deadweight7334 5 лет назад +1

    How do you sleep at night

  • @johnbuster4268
    @johnbuster4268 5 лет назад +1

    Who sat pass this five minutes?

  • @30795William
    @30795William 5 лет назад +5

    Jokes on you I knew it was April 1st because I stay up late

  • @agiopneuma2010
    @agiopneuma2010 4 года назад +1

    I like the part where my ears hurt

  • @bagelwizard5336
    @bagelwizard5336 5 лет назад +1

    This is an ungodly shitpost.
    And I love it!

  • @MemeDealer69
    @MemeDealer69 5 лет назад +2

    April fools

  • @noriakikakyoin7693
    @noriakikakyoin7693 5 лет назад +1

    Nice nice, very nice, jackerino

  • @nuly3518
    @nuly3518 5 лет назад +1

    *And The Oscar Goes To...*

  • @scaryjam8026
    @scaryjam8026 5 лет назад +1

    wow this hurt to watch. T h a n k s!

  • @big.bert_the1st
    @big.bert_the1st 5 лет назад +1

    yeah thanks my ears are dead x2

  • @killerqueen1777
    @killerqueen1777 5 лет назад +1

    This is where the budget went

  • @Mullkaw
    @Mullkaw 5 лет назад +1

    Damn 😔 I guess we'll never get a sequel to Starduck Crusaders

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 5 лет назад

    Wait.. But Jojo is better than Fortnite.. Anything is..
    CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED

  • @famaki8072
    @famaki8072 5 лет назад +1

    I was expecting that.

  • @dekkard4982
    @dekkard4982 5 лет назад +3

    April fools is my bigger brothers accual birthday and almost no one belives him.

  • @dmanfan100
    @dmanfan100 5 лет назад

    *clicks on new jack duripper jojo ytp*
    *Sees that it's an apple fool's joke*
    GOOOOODBYEEEE JOJOOOOO

  • @-thesalemcrow-5941
    @-thesalemcrow-5941 5 лет назад

    I have no interest in jojo but this was pretty good

  • @garplatinum4906
    @garplatinum4906 5 лет назад +1

    It-it’s beautiful.

  • @mr.elusive848
    @mr.elusive848 5 лет назад +1

    It's still GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @supersultan7374
    @supersultan7374 5 лет назад +1

    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    *N O*

  • @darkerdeath3160
    @darkerdeath3160 5 лет назад +1

    Fucking Beautiful

  • @Igor63749
    @Igor63749 5 лет назад +1

    You actual monster

  • @aspenlog7484
    @aspenlog7484 5 лет назад +1

    6 minutes well spent

  • @laurienator12
    @laurienator12 5 лет назад +1

    Is it just me or do they get more pixelated as it goes?

  • @yournan3033
    @yournan3033 4 года назад

    Did I actually get joataroed?
    WHERES YOUR MANAGER