Armstrong vs Dio
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- Опубликовано: 9 май 2022
- In the end, they bonded over both playing college ball, and their shared ability to break the leaders of their respective countries in two.
This started off as a Patreon request that I went overboard with, to the point I decided to turn it into a meme worth uploading.
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The fact the nano machines reacted to the world's punches in stop time and still worked makes it clear that nanomachines are the same type of stand as star platinum
That is an advanced Jojo meme :) Next the nanomachines will attain heaven and will even go over heaven.
His stand is Metallica Requiem but he doesn't quite realized its full potential.
Armstrong prophylactically turned them on before the "world" was used.
I love the idea that in his free time Armstrong is just chillin and laughing like a villain for no real reason, even if he is doing something as mundane as going on a ride
It gives off "Skeletor has a pleasant day" vibes
What is the Name of this video game
@@housseinghaouari6251 Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
@@housseinghaouari6251 Idol Master
@@housseinghaouari6251 Candy Crush
Small missed opportunity to have Armstrong catch one of Dio's knives and say "nice knife" before snapping it in two.
Genius.
still him punching it away was really smooth.
And let Dio say Nani
1:13 Yes Dio, that knife was indeed useless
“nice knife”
@@tamamoexe breaks it in half
Gets skull caved in
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@2oshow i can stop time but not my anger
Dio: What's your STANDO power?
Armstrong: My STANDO power is [I made it the fuck up]
Based
More like
Armstrong: played college ball yknow, could've go pro if I didn't join the Navy.
Or
*NANO MACHINES SON*
Collective consciousness
Nanomachines, son
Stand: 「I Made It the Fuck Up」
Stand Master: Senator Armstrong
Stand Power: The ability to rid of the world of cancel culture allowing the user to say the N-word.
You're making the mother of all JoJokes here, Jack
Can't fret over every dog!
@Firephantom105 Don't fuck with this Senator!
*Chew*
Can't fret over every reference
Can’t fret over every Ora
cant fret over every orphan
The fact that Armstrong can see The World implies he’s a stand user. and he doesn’t even use his stand to defeat DIO.
His stand is the Nano Machines
Thats to say if his Nano Machines aren’t effected when time is stopped
You guys mean NANOMACHINES SON!!
his stand ability is that he can become black (max0r reference)
No Armstrongs stand is (American dream)
0:13 Armstrongs kick was so powerful he kicked him across the ocean in seconds
Don’t fuck with this senator.
Imagine playing College ball against HIM.
Dio: Here’s how to go to Heaven.
Pucci: Why don’t you back it up with a source?
Dio: My source is I-made-it-the-fuck-up.
Shuckmeister enjoying Max0r??? Based
Bro r u high
there will be no sources afterwards
@@rurimoto Yes....On American sprirt
@@Lolbuster2000 Why can't i afford...
1:31 DIO: HEY!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR STAND!?!?!?!?!?
NANOMACHINES SON
@@JackDuripper Bro, you came back with the milk?
*King MPHS is lucky ngl*
Worth noting, DIO can do that without his Stand, just look at the road roller scene, man uses his ARMS
@@finalseko ye HIGH DIO was built different.
@@finalseko If you look closely though the world's elbows are manifested there
Fun fact: Armstrong and Old Joseph share the same JP voice actor. That means Dio is fighting Joseph but with Nanomachines.
German since.
"German engineering is the world's finest!"
Fun Fact: Mr Armstrong’s VA is old Joseph Joestar’s due to them having the same voice in the Japanese dub.
What is this VA?
@@CustardDahlia voice actor for short
0:22
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Guess what, Raiden's (Japan)VA= Dio's VA
=> Raiden vs Armstrong = Dio vs Ol Joseph
funnily enough, Dio's driver actually was a senator which makes this even better
still, this is pretty good
I thought he was an ambassador 🤔
@@ANTIMONcom he was a senator
he can fuck with that senator.
dont fuck with this one, he played college ball
@@aze0012 And he could've gone pro
@@ItzFahmiGD if he didn't joined the navy
"How many mother of all omlettes have you ever eaten in your life?"
How many eggs have you fretted over to heal those wounds?!
A thousand maybe look at his body sam
You haven't even made it yet
About 2
13, I prefer Japanese food
1:13 That transition lmao
I felt like if Armstrong discovers that Dio's ability is stop time, and uses the nanomachines to protect himself while the time has stopped is something like i feel the actual Armstrong will do
How would he figure it out? Even then all dio would have to do is stop time and donut him before the nanomachines protect his body
@@mak0893 Armstrongs body is way too endurable even without the nanomachines jotaros well built body can withstand that even though theres no extra protection
@@mak0893 Armstrong has shown incredible adaptability even when severely injured, sam cut his arm off and Armstrong instantly improvised and used his stump of an arm as a blade to stab sam with. I'm sure after a couple times of dio using the world armstrong would catch on and form a counter attack.
Just like how Joseph protected himself with hamon filled hermit purple to prevent dio from hitting him
@@sakshamparmar9240 Still Joseph got defeated.
Armstrong: Dio are you high?
Dio: Let me check... * yes*
HIGH ON THE JOESTARS BLOOD!!!
And there's nothing more British than stabbing a man in this Tesco of a world!
@@JackDuripper what is tesco
@@redzombiethe50th60 It's heaven Armstrong
@@JackDuripper
Check the internet lately?
@@rhodes3983 god I hate this muda website-
*ITS ALL WEEABO BULLSHIT LORD DIO!*
This is the crossover we didn't know we needed.
Honestly, great job, I absolutely love this.
0:22
its said that armstrong was the first one piece character to ever master armament haki
0:46 Should have seen that one coming in this kind of elaborate shitpost.
Smirked the moment the music started and I realized.
I feel like armstrong nanomachines could actually take hits from the world
They would
EZ PZ Dio is lifting steamrollers while Raiden is lifting giant robots, and Armstrong just let the guy punch him repeatedly as a flex.
Raiden fist has a higher output of force than him stopping the ship in mgs4 which is heavier than metal gear ray. This raiden was wounded, tired and didn’t have the two upgrades to his cybernetics from metal gear rising. So yea Armstrong would be a ok.
He could yes, though maybe not in time stop.
@@TheEvilLordExdeath Yeah... cause Nanomachines need time to react to the hit, while in Stopped Time, unless already hardened, it's basically going to be super strong hits against a mostly normal body that probably can't take those hits. Only way for Armstrong to have a chance of winning after that is dependent on him surviving afterwards and regenerating.
The perfect crossover doesn't exi-
You know what’s funny is that I think Senator Armstrong to actually beat Dio t
@@brandonsalisbury3688 STANDING HERE I REALISE THAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY WHYYYYYY WONTT YOU DIEEEEEE BUT IN THE IT HAS TO END THIS WAYY
@@brandonsalisbury3688 nah, he can't,
1.He can't see stand
2.Doesn't have TS resistance
3.Nanomachines don't activate in TS
4.Za Warudo can stop Armstrongs heart easily
5. They have ± the same strength
6.ZW is much faster
7. Dio has vampire powers
@@Yelpeck there could be 2 outcomes. Those outcomes I might explain to you later as I don’t know a lot about Dio.
@@flarelukethecomedian2555 no need actually, I don't want any discussion cuz I know I will not accept any probability about Armstrong winning, just can't, my personality does not let me
0:22
I loved the special Monsoon cameo
Feast on the insides of your enemies
0:49 EPIC MOMENT
At 0:02 he made an Angry Birds sound
This is one of the greatest revengeance-related pieces of literature I have ever had the fortune of witnessing, thank you kind sir for this gift to mankind.
The best part is this is probably how the fight would go,armstrong is broke af in regards to physical strength
Yea he overpowers Raiden that suplex several thousands tons of metal gear
Dio is a lot faster tho. He can casually deflect light speed attacks from many directions. Not to mention the time stop which for some reason Dio used once in the video despite him being able to spam it.
Also Dio has some op hax that ignore durability.
Dio would one shot him. You know... no time = no nanomachines reaction to physical trauma.
@@Gandolfix That is true but Armstrong is still super durable even without them but yeah, once time is stopped Dio can get real creative.
Sadly not, timestop can kinda bypass his nanomachines since it takes time for the nanomachines to harden, no matter how miniscule.
DIO could just stop time, donut him, crush his heart and it'd be over.
This is a whole level BEYOND perfect. We need a new word to describe this.
Perfectionultimate
no it’s not just two words mixed together what do you mean
1:05
he's all confused here looking what attacked him cuz he cannot see dio stand za warudo 😂
Stand: Nano Machines (he doesn't care about your WOKE naming conventions)
User: Senator Armstrong
Ability: controls small robots within the user's body which enhances their physical capabilities and makes the skin harder than stone
Strength: A
Speed: A
Durability: A
Range: D
Precision: A
Potential: A
Ranged stands:
so we have a chance?
*Famous final words before disaster*
I believe a stone hard hand can't stop and break a high frequency blade
Well ster platinum can still win
Literally metallica but in reverse
Bro durability is S
If only the politician in Jojo was the Senator...
He is a senator, the difference is instead of trying to stop all wars, he just wanted money
@@gameappreciation oh so Mr. Krabs is the Senator
@@Johanimate Ay
Nothing would happen, Dio still beats him totally
@@Yelpeck Dio loses to Senator ArmStrong easily
Duo's vampire strength and The World's power, speed and ability to stop time is scary, but is nothing compared to nanomachines son
To be honest Dio might have a chance here if he makes a decent time stop. The nanomachines inside Armstrong react to physical contact but it not instant. It takes some time to harden the part that is about to be damaged. This is why Sam cut off Armstrong arm (by simply being faster then hardening of nanomachines). So Dio in theory can hurt him if he notices this too.
@@durema9720 I mean, DIO can move faster than light, soooo.
@@durema9720 don't take it serious cuz in reality the world basically 45 times faster than light what are u trying to get from meme video?
@@durema9720 yeah, but if the nano machines link to DIO, they could mess with him
My favourite jojo charater ''duo''
Dio: What's your STAND power?
Armstrong: Nano Machines, son
...ok, now i'm unironically asking myself if Raiden could beat other stand users (If he was granted the benefit of the doubt and he could see stands too)
Probably wouldn't even need that. His speed is exceeded only by the fastest stands, and some will argue he's as fast or faster than them (I disagree). He's far stronger than any stand, and his durability is so great Star Platinum could 7 page muda him without much harm. Even if he can't hurt or see the stands he'd beat most stand users.
@@JackDuripper
Za hando or Vanilla would still make short Work of him. He can have the dura of Vibranium, doesnt Matter If reduced to atoms
@@Mr.Nahe.Dortmund also ger
and tusk from act 3 onwards
and soft and wet
and maybe king crimson
and kira
and yoshikag8 kira
and scary monsters
and why the hell not the complete stallion's emperor
@Aquarium Gravel bruh half of jojo stands are faster than light 💀
@Aquarium Gravel made in heaven too
"I don't have time for this"
*Proceeds to stop time*
As a huge jojo and mgr fan this video is like a team come true because not only is it edited so good but it also uses appropriate scenes and memes at the correct time making it even better. You just earned a new subscriber!
an immunity to barrages would be a very terrifying enemy stand user ability.
Giving Raiden the yellow wig at the end to represent Dio was a high IQ move
1:17 RAA (star platinum)
時止め中の編集とか全部がよくできてて笑う
もっと伸びてくれ
I love how you actually put effort into making the fight. Props.
Damn, Za Warudo coming in with that clutch road roller at the last minute! That was a hell of a close one.
Unfortunately dio was still caught in an explosion
@@muffetundertale882 Judging from the oil tanker in the OVA, I think it's safe to say that DIO is immune to explosions, even moreso than Straizo lmao
i thought they were fighting atop the road roller.
Senator Armstrong is still alive, he had a bunch of metal fall onto him and was ok afterwards.
@@Mordecai02 dude senator Armstrong is way stronger I’m a fan of Dio and all but cmon Armstrong has the ability to lift a gigantic piece of a gigantic robot.
ive legit been waiting for someone to edit this its perfect!
0:43 armstrong should have hardened himself completely before timestop happens to not get damaged
How would he know, DIO can timestop without screaming "ZA WARUDO".
@@abhrobiswas4956 i mean the moments when he does
01:40 rip roadroller kun
The road roller finally destroyed. Not from JOJO but from Senator Armstrong.
History has been made here today folks
finally. its time for jack duripper to, let er' rip!
*Stains of Time starts playing*
Raiden vs Beyblade.
Not only is this an excellent match up in terms of abilities, but Armstrong's and Dio's interactions would be gold.
Holy cow that's some freaking awesome editing. After enjoying MGR back in 2013 and Stardust Crusaders in 2015, it's so good to see such memes in 2022
He messed with the wrong senator
This is actually a pretty accurate representation of what would happen if these two met
DIO: I shall rise to your silly provocation
Also DIO a few seconds ago: *Intense screaming*
Armstrong is his own Stand
Senator Philips Requiem.
armstrong does seem like the kinda guy to be able to defeat dio
Sure dio can stop time, shoot lazers from his eyes, and even freeze enemies, but there's something Armstrong has that dio doesn't...
And that's nanomachines son.
@@yellowlad5968 no DIO lost his powers because of Jonathan’s body.
He didn't but ok he just chose not to use them bc he would be too OP
If Armstrong knew he'd just cover his body in nano machines as soon as he heard dio say THE WORLD
@@Kira-pv4xq nope dio has It Just weaker in the anime i think the left side of the body was able to regnate even if It l's slower, he remain a vampire but since he considers the World Op he think less of his vampiric habilities
That fact that Armstrong is somehow capable of resist the world's attacks shows that this isn't just nanomachines
It is German since.
This is actually high quality! And creative, wow. I would never think of something like that...
JACK GOT THE MGR BRAINROT TOO NOOOOOO! NOW WERE ALL INFECTED.
I wanna experience it myself
You call it a curse. I call it a blessing. We Are Not The Same
This is a masterpiece.
A work of art.
1:23 I bet dio isn’t too sad about Armstrong being on top of him like that
*ayo*
🤨📸
@@gladoseon4117 🕺get my best side!
This is literally one of the best Armstrong memes I've seen recently lol
0:48 Dio, son. Even when time is stopped, this is nothing.
日本版のアームストロングの声優はジョセフと同じ人という偶然
That was so well done. Thank you for the cinematic battle of my dreams!
This was amazing!
The way Dio stopped time and the It has to be this way started up made my hairs stand on ends. Idk mak, that felt so good and well synced.
I'm surprised you didn't include a "nice knife" joke but very well made regardless!
props for edit...it really fit:)
The editings great!
When you combine two memes into one epic crossover.
What a masterpiece.
Nice editing here, you literally managed to coordinate dio’s jokes and Armstrong response.
This is very well cut!
1:00 wrong
Armstrong would just shake his arm and adjust his glasses
The World is actually stronger than Armstrong.
@@abhrobiswas4956 🤓
@@abhrobiswas4956 It actually isn't
@@abhrobiswas4956 Armstrong was standing still while raiden was beating him, a few moments before it, raiden threw a fucking giant metal gear, while za warudo only threw roadroller
@@tuskact481 🪞
This is so fucking good man
I never knew I needed this in my live
Amazing effort so good 👌
The scary part here is how Armstrong knew exactly how to dodge The World’s attacks even though he can’t even see stands.
His nanomachines are his stand
やっぱり上院議員は強い
This is the best masterpiece that nothing can compare
This is realy underrated it needs more attention and views
Finally, I really need to see both Jojo and revengeance on one meme
これってある意味ジョセフが戦ってるよね。
（上院議員とジョセフの日本語声優は同じ人）
Bruh why is this so well edited lmao 😂
Lmao this was the best " vs. DIO" I've ever seen. Hands down, mate!
そこは「ｵﾗｵﾗｵﾗｵﾗ，ｵｫﾙｱｧｧｰ」ですよ上院議員w
*この人絶対NIPPON大好きだぜww
ニコニコ本社みたいに添えられてて草
Great edit
Amazing and as well.
STANDING HERE
議員「あらゆる衝撃に対して一瞬で硬化するスタンド…」
DIO「あんたほんとにスタンド使いか？」
I don’t know why I’ve been interested in Metal Gear recently, but damnit is this not the best thing I’ve seen all week…
Nice edit
0:35 Yooo
That amazing work
Armstrong is so strong he even smashed ROAD ROLLA DA
Metal gear road rolla da!!
this is a masterpiece
hilarous, 10/10. you earnt a sub
an artist called "bamman" drew that exact scene of dio getting into armstrong's car. i'd post a link but it would get deleted
Indeed the patron who requested I make this used that picture as reference. Bot JDD_ Also animated a few frames of Armstrong turning around as Dio gets in.
Imagining Jotaro just standing on the side and watching as some random senator from a country he's never been to before beating the shit out of DIO is hilarious
This guy deserves more subs and views
Top tier, i subscriber
Stand: [NANOMACHINES SON]
Stand master: [Steven Armstrong]